WEBVTT - Mojo's Package

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<v Speaker 1>So I got to tell you guys this story. This

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<v Speaker 1>is actually pretty funny. So yesterday, yesterday I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>got well, I did get busted, but I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>not to. I got the alert from fed X that

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<v Speaker 1>my stock X purchase was getting delivered to me. So

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<v Speaker 1>I bought. I bought from stock AX about a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of Nikes, and I really wanted these things, and I

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<v Speaker 1>paid way too much money for these things. First off,

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<v Speaker 1>no offense to stock acts unless you give me an

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<v Speaker 1>endorsement deal. I'm going to tell you it takes way

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<v Speaker 1>too long to get stuff from you guys. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>hate to say this, but you guys authenticating the thing

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<v Speaker 1>it took me forever for some reason. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why it does. But when I buy stuff from goat

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<v Speaker 1>is a goat, the other one Goat, I get them right,

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<v Speaker 1>I get them fairly quicker. You know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>why does stock X take so long?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, stock X has many different authentication centers, so I

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<v Speaker 2>guess it depends on where the seller.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it depends on where the seller is located. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>let them explain themselves to me, becase, because I ordered

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<v Speaker 1>this thing a while back, and I'm like, man, the

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<v Speaker 1>hell's going on? And then I finally got the alert

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<v Speaker 1>that it's coming, and I was like, crap, I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>So I got it there, it was finally coming and

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<v Speaker 1>and I was excited that I was coming. But the

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<v Speaker 1>only problem was it was going to be delivered at

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<v Speaker 1>a time when Chelsea was going to be there, and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want her to see it because I've been

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<v Speaker 1>starting to wear my nikes again and I wanted her

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<v Speaker 1>not to know it was a new pair of nikes,

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<v Speaker 1>and because she's been telling me that I'm buying like

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<v Speaker 1>way too much, like I have to get If I

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<v Speaker 1>buy something, I have to get rid of something now

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<v Speaker 1>because my closet is just so crazy with stuff one in,

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<v Speaker 1>one out, and I don't want to get rid of anything.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm racing to get home. I called her up

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<v Speaker 1>and she was Chelsea was in an appointment and she

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<v Speaker 1>was not home, and I see the faed X thing

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<v Speaker 1>was going to get delivered, so I'm like, oh good,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get home fast enough. The fed X

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<v Speaker 1>came earlier that day, and the alert that they sent

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<v Speaker 1>me was wrong, so it said it was going to

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<v Speaker 1>get delivered after one. It got delivered at ten am.

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<v Speaker 1>And instead of going the alert coming to me saying

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<v Speaker 1>it was already delivered, a BLRD came to me and

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<v Speaker 1>said it was still out. There was still pending. So

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<v Speaker 1>she was there. She got it. Know well, she's because

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<v Speaker 1>it's my birth on the kitchen counter. Oh yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>she goes, she goes, she goes, oh, what did you

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<v Speaker 1>get from stock? Acts like very pleasant? And I go nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>what did we get? I'm gonna call Dan Gilbert up

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<v Speaker 1>and say, Dan, I'm gonna punch you in the nose.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to so many shoes, man, I'll wear them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll wear them soon. But I was there today, was

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<v Speaker 1>not not definitely for that, but it's her birthday of all.

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<v Speaker 1>They got to get it shut out. So so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how this works because honestly, I'm not very

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<v Speaker 1>good at it. I'm not. I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>know this. I'm not fleet to foot, so I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>very fast at getting things. So I end up trying

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<v Speaker 1>to race home to get it. Got screwed by that,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was thinking I would love to get tips

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<v Speaker 1>on how you can actually make a purchase without your

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<v Speaker 1>spouse knowing that you made the project exactly. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>see how many people do that? You know, I would

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<v Speaker 1>never trust anything in this bill. Okay, we don't even

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<v Speaker 1>have a mail room here. I agree with you.

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<v Speaker 3>At at our old office in Farmington Hills, I would

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<v Speaker 3>send stuff there every once in a while. But here

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<v Speaker 3>it's like where I see packages being put on people's

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<v Speaker 3>quote unquote desks, because nobody's supposed to have like a

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<v Speaker 3>static desk. This is supposed to be a big shared workspace.

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<v Speaker 3>But sometimes the packages are over there. Sometimes they're over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes security.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just getting breaking entering Christmas wish letters from Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like anytime I've had a package in here,

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<v Speaker 2>one of two people have brought it to me, either

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<v Speaker 2>Zach or Nick, and they'll see your name on it,

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<v Speaker 2>or even Lydia, they'll see your name on it bring

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<v Speaker 2>it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't trust it. Michelle, what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning? Are you a secret shopper? Of course? And

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<v Speaker 1>how do you do this without your husband finding out

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<v Speaker 1>about it?

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<v Speaker 4>So a couple of years ago, I bought a Louis

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<v Speaker 4>Vuitton bag and I got the notification when it was

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<v Speaker 4>going to be delivered, but he was going to be home.

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<v Speaker 4>So I actually stopped our mail and waited for him

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<v Speaker 4>to go to work, and then I had our mail redelivered.

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<v Speaker 3>So you can do that like during the day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, if you go on USPS, you can just stop

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<v Speaker 4>your mail for a few days and then wait days.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, I thought you met like in the middle

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<v Speaker 3>of the day.

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<v Speaker 1>So you do the I'm on vacation mode with your

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<v Speaker 1>mail so that he can't.

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<v Speaker 3>Get it, exactly, And don't you have do you have

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<v Speaker 3>to sign for that? Because that's an expensive purchase exactly.

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<v Speaker 4>So I waited for him to go to work, and

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<v Speaker 4>then when they redelivered it, I got to sign for it,

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<v Speaker 4>disposed of all the packaging. And then you say I've

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<v Speaker 4>had this, Yeah, forgot that's trick.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you get from Louis Vuitton?

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<v Speaker 4>It was a big never fall.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. And by the way, what's your husband's name?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I think somebody's on the line here it says

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<v Speaker 1>he's Michelle's husband.

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<v Speaker 4>Her his name is Joe. He doesn't want to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, what does he listen to? What does he choose

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to?

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<v Speaker 4>Sports talk radio?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell him that, Tell him their a bunch of guys

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<v Speaker 1>with small wieners. All right, thank you, appreciate that. I

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<v Speaker 1>love you. Uh, Samantha, what's up, hie? First of heavy birthday?

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<v Speaker 5>Mojoe?

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Samantha. Huh what's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>So my friend not me? She stops the security cameras.

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<v Speaker 5>Disables them, grabs the package, and reables the cameras.

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<v Speaker 3>Getting alert that the camera's off though, because right away

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<v Speaker 3>West would be so suspicious if that happened.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, her husband like does trucking, so he's going to

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<v Speaker 5>saw that often, so she doesn't want like she's on

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<v Speaker 5>road and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's, by the way, the most genius thing ever disabled.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you forget that you got the security cameras

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<v Speaker 1>out there showing the delivery happening. What's going on, Amanda? Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning?

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<v Speaker 4>Happy hatshay Mojo?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, thank you. I appreciate you so much.

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<v Speaker 6>What I do when I want to order something and

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want my husband to know about it, I'll

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<v Speaker 6>put it in my son's name and let him know,

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<v Speaker 6>and he knows to put it in his room until

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<v Speaker 6>I get home.

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<v Speaker 1>WHOA how old is your son? Twenty?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay is and he works at night, so he's home

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<v Speaker 2>all day.

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<v Speaker 1>In our case, if it was my son's name, I

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<v Speaker 1>would think I already paid for it anyway. So but

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<v Speaker 1>that's good. That's a good piece of advice. Or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody just text in and said that they put it

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<v Speaker 1>in their friend's name and say that their friend this

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<v Speaker 1>is the grade ones. I put it in my friend's

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<v Speaker 1>name and then tell my husband that she doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>her husband to know about it, so she had it

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<v Speaker 1>delivered to her friend.

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<v Speaker 3>That actually used to do that. I used to take

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<v Speaker 3>all her packages over to her.

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<v Speaker 1>What a great idea. What's up Kelly?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Hey, first time, long time.

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<v Speaker 6>Forever long But anyways, I would just call me because

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<v Speaker 6>my husband is such a sneaker hud that I just

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<v Speaker 6>noticed just a couple of days ago, he got a new.

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<v Speaker 5>Pair of shoes.

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<v Speaker 6>He was all excited and.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just whatever now, just whatever it's expected. When they drop,

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<v Speaker 5>he's gonna get them. Well, I just open up another

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<v Speaker 5>package that was hitting like behind the front door in

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<v Speaker 5>the closet area, and it's a second pair of the

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<v Speaker 5>pair he just ordered. Because he loves him so much,

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<v Speaker 5>he has backups for his backup in case they become

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<v Speaker 5>a daily.

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<v Speaker 1>Do people do that the same thing twice, just because

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<v Speaker 1>of that stop yep.

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<v Speaker 5>In case he gets in crisis, you've got a backup.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's the husband's doing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the wives all the time. And now I don't

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<v Speaker 5>feel bad when I want to go on StockX and

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<v Speaker 5>buy those Travis Scott ones.

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<v Speaker 1>That Liz, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>Happy birthday, Thank you, Liz.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just gonna say, why don't you just have

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<v Speaker 4>it delivered to.

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<v Speaker 1>Cas because I'd never get it because you know what

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<v Speaker 1>he would do, Liz, He'd resell it on eBay. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what happened, bro, I don't know. My neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>know the thing. They never can. No, that's that's great away.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody just said. Also, an Amazon locker is a great

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<v Speaker 1>idea too. It's like, it's not a bad idea. They

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<v Speaker 1>still have them. Seen them in a while. You have

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<v Speaker 1>them at Whole Foods. By the way, Amazon lockers are

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<v Speaker 1>the most amazing way, especially if you're you travel out

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<v Speaker 1>of town to get something delivered to you and have

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<v Speaker 1>it delivered just to the locker. I think it's seven

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<v Speaker 1>eleven's and stuff like that. I think I might buy

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<v Speaker 1>you a green machine.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just rolling around Eastern market.

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<v Speaker 1>Textures are telling me that green machines are being remade again.

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<v Speaker 1>They have a new version of you. We're getting them

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<v Speaker 1>one