Speaker 1: So I got to tell you guys this story. This
Speaker 1: is actually pretty funny. So yesterday, yesterday I kind of
Speaker 1: got well, I did get busted, but I was trying
Speaker 1: not to. I got the alert from fed X that
Speaker 1: my stock X purchase was getting delivered to me. So
Speaker 1: I bought. I bought from stock AX about a pair
Speaker 1: of Nikes, and I really wanted these things, and I
Speaker 1: paid way too much money for these things. First off,
Speaker 1: no offense to stock acts unless you give me an
Speaker 1: endorsement deal. I'm going to tell you it takes way
Speaker 1: too long to get stuff from you guys. Like I
Speaker 1: hate to say this, but you guys authenticating the thing
Speaker 1: it took me forever for some reason. I don't know
Speaker 1: why it does. But when I buy stuff from goat
Speaker 1: is a goat, the other one Goat, I get them right,
Speaker 1: I get them fairly quicker. You know, I don't know
Speaker 1: why does stock X take so long?
Speaker 2: Well, stock X has many different authentication centers, so I
Speaker 2: guess it depends on where the seller.
Speaker 1: Well, it depends on where the seller is located. I'll
Speaker 1: let them explain themselves to me, becase, because I ordered
Speaker 1: this thing a while back, and I'm like, man, the
Speaker 1: hell's going on? And then I finally got the alert
Speaker 1: that it's coming, and I was like, crap, I thought,
Speaker 1: So I got it there, it was finally coming and
Speaker 1: and I was excited that I was coming. But the
Speaker 1: only problem was it was going to be delivered at
Speaker 1: a time when Chelsea was going to be there, and
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to see it because I've been
Speaker 1: starting to wear my nikes again and I wanted her
Speaker 1: not to know it was a new pair of nikes,
Speaker 1: and because she's been telling me that I'm buying like
Speaker 1: way too much, like I have to get If I
Speaker 1: buy something, I have to get rid of something now
Speaker 1: because my closet is just so crazy with stuff one in,
Speaker 1: one out, and I don't want to get rid of anything.
Speaker 1: So I'm racing to get home. I called her up
Speaker 1: and she was Chelsea was in an appointment and she
Speaker 1: was not home, and I see the faed X thing
Speaker 1: was going to get delivered, so I'm like, oh good,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get home fast enough. The fed X
Speaker 1: came earlier that day, and the alert that they sent
Speaker 1: me was wrong, so it said it was going to
Speaker 1: get delivered after one. It got delivered at ten am.
Speaker 1: And instead of going the alert coming to me saying
Speaker 1: it was already delivered, a BLRD came to me and
Speaker 1: said it was still out. There was still pending. So
Speaker 1: she was there. She got it. Know well, she's because
Speaker 1: it's my birth on the kitchen counter. Oh yeah, and
Speaker 1: she goes, she goes, she goes, oh, what did you
Speaker 1: get from stock? Acts like very pleasant? And I go nothing,
Speaker 1: what did we get? I'm gonna call Dan Gilbert up
Speaker 1: and say, Dan, I'm gonna punch you in the nose.
Speaker 1: You got to so many shoes, man, I'll wear them.
Speaker 1: I'll wear them soon. But I was there today, was
Speaker 1: not not definitely for that, but it's her birthday of all.
Speaker 1: They got to get it shut out. So so I
Speaker 1: don't know how this works because honestly, I'm not very
Speaker 1: good at it. I'm not. I don't know if you
Speaker 1: know this. I'm not fleet to foot, so I'm not
Speaker 1: very fast at getting things. So I end up trying
Speaker 1: to race home to get it. Got screwed by that,
Speaker 1: and I was thinking I would love to get tips
Speaker 1: on how you can actually make a purchase without your
Speaker 1: spouse knowing that you made the project exactly. I don't
Speaker 1: see how many people do that? You know, I would
Speaker 1: never trust anything in this bill. Okay, we don't even
Speaker 1: have a mail room here. I agree with you.
Speaker 3: At at our old office in Farmington Hills, I would
Speaker 3: send stuff there every once in a while. But here
Speaker 3: it's like where I see packages being put on people's
Speaker 3: quote unquote desks, because nobody's supposed to have like a
Speaker 3: static desk. This is supposed to be a big shared workspace.
Speaker 3: But sometimes the packages are over there. Sometimes they're over there.
Speaker 3: Sometimes security.
Speaker 1: I'm just getting breaking entering Christmas wish letters from Christmas.
Speaker 1: That's how.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2: I feel like anytime I've had a package in here,
Speaker 2: one of two people have brought it to me, either
Speaker 2: Zach or Nick, and they'll see your name on it,
Speaker 2: or even Lydia, they'll see your name on it bring
Speaker 2: it to you.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't trust it. Michelle, what's up?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 1: Good morning? Are you a secret shopper? Of course? And
Speaker 1: how do you do this without your husband finding out
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 4: So a couple of years ago, I bought a Louis
Speaker 4: Vuitton bag and I got the notification when it was
Speaker 4: going to be delivered, but he was going to be home.
Speaker 4: So I actually stopped our mail and waited for him
Speaker 4: to go to work, and then I had our mail redelivered.
Speaker 3: So you can do that like during the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you go on USPS, you can just stop
Speaker 4: your mail for a few days and then wait days.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, I thought you met like in the middle
Speaker 3: of the day.
Speaker 1: So you do the I'm on vacation mode with your
Speaker 1: mail so that he can't.
Speaker 3: Get it, exactly, And don't you have do you have
Speaker 3: to sign for that? Because that's an expensive purchase exactly.
Speaker 4: So I waited for him to go to work, and
Speaker 4: then when they redelivered it, I got to sign for it,
Speaker 4: disposed of all the packaging. And then you say I've
Speaker 4: had this, Yeah, forgot that's trick.
Speaker 1: What did you get from Louis Vuitton?
Speaker 4: It was a big never fall.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And by the way, what's your husband's name?
Speaker 1: Because I think somebody's on the line here it says
Speaker 1: he's Michelle's husband.
Speaker 4: Her his name is Joe. He doesn't want to you.
Speaker 1: Guys, what does he listen to? What does he choose
Speaker 1: to listen to?
Speaker 4: Sports talk radio?
Speaker 1: Tell him that, Tell him their a bunch of guys
Speaker 1: with small wieners. All right, thank you, appreciate that. I
Speaker 1: love you. Uh, Samantha, what's up, hie? First of heavy birthday?
Speaker 5: Mojoe?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Samantha. Huh what's going on?
Speaker 6: So my friend not me? She stops the security cameras.
Speaker 5: Disables them, grabs the package, and reables the cameras.
Speaker 3: Getting alert that the camera's off though, because right away
Speaker 3: West would be so suspicious if that happened.
Speaker 5: Well, her husband like does trucking, so he's going to
Speaker 5: saw that often, so she doesn't want like she's on
Speaker 5: road and stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's, by the way, the most genius thing ever disabled.
Speaker 1: You know, you forget that you got the security cameras
Speaker 1: out there showing the delivery happening. What's going on, Amanda? Hi,
Speaker 1: good morning?
Speaker 4: Happy hatshay Mojo?
Speaker 1: Hey, thank you. I appreciate you so much.
Speaker 6: What I do when I want to order something and
Speaker 6: I don't want my husband to know about it, I'll
Speaker 6: put it in my son's name and let him know,
Speaker 6: and he knows to put it in his room until
Speaker 6: I get home.
Speaker 1: WHOA how old is your son? Twenty?
Speaker 2: Okay is and he works at night, so he's home
Speaker 2: all day.
Speaker 1: In our case, if it was my son's name, I
Speaker 1: would think I already paid for it anyway. So but
Speaker 1: that's good. That's a good piece of advice. Or you know,
Speaker 1: somebody just text in and said that they put it
Speaker 1: in their friend's name and say that their friend this
Speaker 1: is the grade ones. I put it in my friend's
Speaker 1: name and then tell my husband that she doesn't want
Speaker 1: her husband to know about it, so she had it
Speaker 1: delivered to her friend.
Speaker 3: That actually used to do that. I used to take
Speaker 3: all her packages over to her.
Speaker 1: What a great idea. What's up Kelly?
Speaker 5: Hi, Hey, first time, long time.
Speaker 6: Forever long But anyways, I would just call me because
Speaker 6: my husband is such a sneaker hud that I just
Speaker 6: noticed just a couple of days ago, he got a new.
Speaker 5: Pair of shoes.
Speaker 6: He was all excited and.
Speaker 5: It's just whatever now, just whatever it's expected. When they drop,
Speaker 5: he's gonna get them. Well, I just open up another
Speaker 5: package that was hitting like behind the front door in
Speaker 5: the closet area, and it's a second pair of the
Speaker 5: pair he just ordered. Because he loves him so much,
Speaker 5: he has backups for his backup in case they become
Speaker 5: a daily.
Speaker 1: Do people do that the same thing twice, just because
Speaker 1: of that stop yep.
Speaker 5: In case he gets in crisis, you've got a backup.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: So it's the husband's doing.
Speaker 5: It's the wives all the time. And now I don't
Speaker 5: feel bad when I want to go on StockX and
Speaker 5: buy those Travis Scott ones.
Speaker 1: That Liz, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Thank you, Liz.
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, why don't you just have
Speaker 4: it delivered to.
Speaker 1: Cas because I'd never get it because you know what
Speaker 1: he would do, Liz, He'd resell it on eBay. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened, bro, I don't know. My neighbors
Speaker 1: know the thing. They never can. No, that's that's great away.
Speaker 1: Somebody just said. Also, an Amazon locker is a great
Speaker 1: idea too. It's like, it's not a bad idea. They
Speaker 1: still have them. Seen them in a while. You have
Speaker 1: them at Whole Foods. By the way, Amazon lockers are
Speaker 1: the most amazing way, especially if you're you travel out
Speaker 1: of town to get something delivered to you and have
Speaker 1: it delivered just to the locker. I think it's seven
Speaker 1: eleven's and stuff like that. I think I might buy
Speaker 1: you a green machine.
Speaker 3: But I just rolling around Eastern market.
Speaker 1: Textures are telling me that green machines are being remade again.
Speaker 1: They have a new version of you. We're getting them
Speaker 1: one