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Jenny's 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:33.440 going to be back in a second with Jenny's Been Unreddit. 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.200 I know we're still about a month out from Valentine's Day, 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:39.920 but I'm going to share some unhinged Valentine's Day disasters. 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:45.359 Uh oh, all right, coming up Jenny's Been unreaddit. 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:48.639 Valentine's Day is a month away, but we are sharing 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:51.760 some unhinged disaster stories already. 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:52.160 Okay. 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.400 These might either come from a server's perspective or someone 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:59.200 who went on a date. First off, someone says I 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:01.760 served at a jap He's Hibachi restaurant and once had 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:05.320 a couple come and the dude dumps her after the meal. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:09.959 She then she then gets up throws up a trail 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:12.959 on the way to the back. Girl and the guy 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:16.799 got up and left, and the like went and cleaned 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:21.360 up the hole. Okayat another one. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:22.040 These are great. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.919 Yeah, oh, this is a good one. 0:03:24.240 --> 0:03:26.400 A guy did a backflip and asked a girl to 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:30.480 be his valentine. She declined. I walked up to him 0:03:30.480 --> 0:03:32.880 and asked if he was fine. He said it took 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:35.000 him a week to perfect that idea. 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:38.480 Okay, what are you doing? 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:44.000 What a clueless individual to think number one, that a 0:03:44.040 --> 0:03:46.800 backflip was going to sell her on him. Number two 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:49.800 to not know that she's going to say no. I 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:53.360 mean when you ask somebody like when Vant asks Alyssa 0:03:53.440 --> 0:03:55.880 one day in the future, one day, he knows what 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:58.880 the answer is going to be. But I think sometimes 0:03:58.920 --> 0:04:02.200 guys will use that as romantic ploy like I want 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.480 to show you how much I love you? Do you 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:06.720 love me just as much? You got to know the 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:07.920 answer before you ask. 0:04:08.200 --> 0:04:10.080 Yeah, okay, go ahead, And you said all right. 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.080 There was a note, so this is coming from the 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.640 couple who was dining. There was a note in our 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:18.400 reservation that it was an engagement and they wanted champagne, 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.400 a specific seed, a bunch of other stuff. And the 0:04:20.400 --> 0:04:23.320 server comes up to our table and says, so I read, 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:24.600 we're celebrating. 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:27.280 An engagement no, oh. 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:32.039 Crap, because the guy had still not proposed yet, so 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:33.760 the server unfortunately ruined it. 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:36.560 Honestly though, like, yeah, that would be the worst, but 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:38.839 then that would turn into a funny story to me 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:40.680 for like the rest of time, especially if you do 0:04:41.000 --> 0:04:44.680 say yes and you were like planning on, you know, asking. 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:45.920 And then that was probably going to say yes. 0:04:46.000 --> 0:04:48.080 Yeah, and it's funny, like, yeah, you can have a 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:50.280 cute little engagement or you can have one where the 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:51.240 waiter ruined it. 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:54.320 Yeah, that's true. A lot of these are about getting 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:56.400 dumped on Valentine's Da. So this one says these two 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:57.839 were on a date and the guy went to go 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.640 to use the bathroom. The girl just up in leaves 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:02.039 when he went to the bathroom. 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:02.960 When he came back, he. 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:05.640 Sat there for a while until finally and being like, yo, 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:06.640 do you know where she went? 0:05:07.080 --> 0:05:08.960 And she was like sorry, she left and the guy. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:11.520 The guy didn't seem upset though, because then he asked 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.520 the waitress out, that's. 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:18.200 Funny, not that one, just like you're not doing anything, 0:05:18.200 --> 0:05:18.440 are you? 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.599 Because I was serving a section on Valentine's Day that 0:05:21.680 --> 0:05:25.880 had a marriage proposal of fortieth anniversary and a breakup 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.560 all at the same time. But the breakup was the 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:30.480 worst because the guy brought his high class day to 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:34.919 a gift, a mini ceramic bear holding balloons. He presented 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:36.640 it when I was at the table, and she looked 0:05:36.640 --> 0:05:38.000 at it like it was a hot turd. 0:05:39.520 --> 0:05:41.359 I knew that it wasn't gonna end well. 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.000 She left at the end of the meal, and the 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.240 poor guy sat at the table for forty minutes. 0:05:45.279 --> 0:05:50.279 The crying no with this little balloon is bear lotter, 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:51.960 pamic bear. 0:05:52.279 --> 0:05:53.440 No. 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:53.560 Now. 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.640 I can relate to this one as a former server, 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.360 because things get heated sometimes in the kitchen. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.039 It says. 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:02.120 One Valentine's Day at my restaurant, we got totally slammed 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:03.960 and the kitchen started melting down. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.000 In the middle of dinner service. 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:09.240 The head chef freaked out, threw a side of salmon 0:06:09.240 --> 0:06:13.880 at one of the line cooks and walked out for salmon. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:15.920 Walked out, throw salmon, walked out. 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:16.480 It was like I'm dead. 0:06:17.360 --> 0:06:18.840 If you've ever watched the Bear. 0:06:19.120 --> 0:06:21.800 Yes, the high intensity of a kitchen that truly is 0:06:21.839 --> 0:06:25.880 a representation of how kitchens work sometimes, especially when you're slammed. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.599 Oh man, I do not miss those days of being 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:30.840 a server. All right, we'll just do one more here. 0:06:30.839 --> 0:06:33.560 It says in college, I waited tables and Valentine's Day 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:35.400 was always a good one in terms of tips. 0:06:35.480 --> 0:06:37.120 I once saw a couple come in to eat. 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:41.200 Halfway through the dinner, the man's wife shows up to 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.520 surprise the couple. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:44.719 Oh oh no. 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.919 I took the wine, model, poured the remnants on the 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.880 husband's hand, took off her ring, and told the girlfriend 0:06:50.920 --> 0:06:52.000 she could have him. 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.240 And he tipped the server one hundred bucks. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:56.760 So he was still a good tipper even though he 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:58.520 just got completely busted. 0:06:58.640 --> 0:06:59.400 Oh gosh. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.280 The video and it's gone around a while, and there's 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.560 I'm sure there are many of them, but it is 0:07:04.640 --> 0:07:08.159 an attractive, probably forty forty five year old blonde woman 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:10.880 sitting at a table that looks about the quality of 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:14.080 a Texas roadhouse with a guy and they're having a 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.520 good time, and the wife walks up and she's got 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:19.840 somebody videoing or she's videoing yourself, and she's like, Hi, 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.120 how are you guys? And the guy's like, oh god. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:26.040 And the blonde woman that he's banging on the side 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:28.320 doesn't know that's his wife. She thinks it's just some 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:31.760 friendly person coming up and she's like smiling, Hi, and 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.480 then she starts to realize and her smile just like 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:38.480 she yes goes away. Oh and oh god, have you 0:07:38.560 --> 0:07:39.280 not seen that one? 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:40.920 I haven't seen that. 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:42.000 I tried to find it for you. 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:42.960 I do think there's a. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.960 New trend on social media where people are like just 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:47.720 videotaping them called so. 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:50.400 But there's this. 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.720 New app that, like catches, you can like look for 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:57.680 your partner on dating apps, like you can find and 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:59.640 see if your partner has like a tender accounter. 0:07:59.840 --> 0:08:00.560 It's crazy. 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:02.440 So I feel like I see a lot of people 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:03.960 now and maybe those are fake too, And I just 0:08:04.000 --> 0:08:06.880 don't know because I'm just not into that scene or whatever. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.760 But I definitely seen that. 0:08:08.840 --> 0:08:11.000 I also overheard a conversation in the sauna at the 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:12.960 gym the other day that I told you guys about. 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:15.400 This woman was talking about how she had been seeing 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:16.920 this guy and then all of a sudden, he posted 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:20.080 a picture of a very brand newborn. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:20.560 Baby she had. 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:23.520 She had another girl pregnant and they weren't together, but 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:26.520 she had no idea I had a baby along the way, 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.400 and she's been dating him for a couple months. 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:33.960 If you Google. I just googled man busted cheating with 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:37.640 blonde at restaurant and it's about a minute and twenty 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:41.120 seconds long, and it is. It's not fake because the 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:44.199 reality of the like the woman, the blonde who he's 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.200 cheating with, Yeah, she really has no idea. Yeah, and 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:49.880 she looks at the wife like, Hi, how are you 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:54.199 and then realizes what a creepy is. So just google 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:58.160 man busted cheating with blonde at restaurant. Speaking of which, 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:03.440 where is my Husband? Coincidentally, coincidentally comes up. It's one 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.000 at one point three katiewb Dave's dirt on the web. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:17.040 It's ray called where is My Husband? That song is catchy, 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:18.800 it's so good. Like that song. 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:20.760 The anthem for women waiting to get proposed to this 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.840 year is that right? They had a lot of women 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.840 are using it on TikTok to be like where's my ring? 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:26.640 To their boyfriends. 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.760 I had no idea? Where is that ring? Come on now? 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:30.000 Right? 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:31.280 Wedding day, diamonds, where you at? 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:31.600 Right? 0:09:32.400 --> 0:09:35.320 Today's National Hugging Day. 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:35.880 Here we go. 0:09:36.200 --> 0:09:38.160 I don't mind hugging you. You want to come over 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:39.880 and give me a hug, that's fine. I don't mind 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:40.679 you threw her that lot. 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:43.360 You normally tell her this is my side over. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.160 Is because she was not invited. 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:46.839 Wow, she's going in for the hug right now. 0:09:46.960 --> 0:09:48.520 They've usually has an electric fence up. 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:51.479 For Bailey sharing a microphone. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.040 Right now, she's doing the very polite thing where she 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.800 pushes her butt out to make sure there's no pellful 0:09:57.920 --> 0:10:02.480 contact at all, because that would be really really weird 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.880 that there's any pelvil contact. It's kind of like when 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:06.160 you go in for a hug and the person you 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:07.800 go for a hug is kind of like, oh, and 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:09.920 they don't use their arms to hug you. They used 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:13.400 their hands to hug you. Okay, Like you go to 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:16.120 hug somebody and they don't really want to so instead of. 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:18.840 Just through. 0:10:22.559 --> 0:10:25.520 With the thrusting, the grinding. 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:26.840 Knows what a hug is. 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:33.439 Yeah, gosh, I'm going to stay over here, Dave. I'm no, 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:36.000 I am a huge hugger, but not with my family. 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:36.480 It's weird. 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.040 Like if I meet somebody who listens to the show 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:40.199 up in public, I'll hug them. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:40.960 I don't really care. 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:43.240 Yeah, I actually to hug them, I was gonna say, 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:45.440 But like with my family, I think my mom and 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:46.440 I hug and that's about it. 0:10:46.480 --> 0:10:49.200 I never hugged my sisters my dad maybe ever once. 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:52.080 You know, my mom was a big hugger, but my 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:54.760 dad was not until near the end of his life. 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:56.600 And it's like, bitch, I'm gonna hug you get over here. 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:58.240 That my dad has become too. 0:10:58.559 --> 0:11:01.680 Yeah, person who comes into the radio station, like for 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.520 Christmas wish or whatever, when they leave, I would always 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.800 give them a hug. But some people, you know, like 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:09.800 they're way into a hug, and other people are like 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.120 they just give you the They don't extend their arms 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:14.600 around your body. They just patch you on the shoulders. 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:15.600 And that's fine, man. 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:16.600 I do like a hug. 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:18.720 I just I also same, Jenny, I don't hug my 0:11:18.720 --> 0:11:20.880 sister goodbye. But that's honestly kind of for like the bit, 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:23.800 like my dad's for the bit. It's like we shake 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:26.280 hands for the bit and then serious, yeah. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:26.880 Because it's funny. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:29.960 And then but sir, it's also like I half the 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:32.160 time hug my dad. I always hug my mom, and 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:35.000 then you hug my mom and then you check biscuits 0:11:35.040 --> 0:11:37.240 at the same time, So you do a hug, you 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:38.079 grab your mom's butt. 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.800 Oh no, you pinch, you don't grab weird. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:42.960 The other day we're at david Busters. 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:44.719 The other day is less that I are at david 0:11:44.760 --> 0:11:45.920 Busters and I'm waiting for her to come out of 0:11:45.920 --> 0:11:47.440 the bathroom, so I'm facing the other way and she 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:49.599 biscuit checked me and they were like four people. 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.320 Behind that watch and I was just like, please, don't 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:51.920 ever do that. 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:53.720 That's a healthy relationship in my opinion. 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:55.360 Yeah, because they looked at me react all. 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:57.719 I'm telling you, when is biscuit check day? 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.440 Because I want to celebrate with Jenny because it's so 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.960 hard for me anytimes he's walking in front of me 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.280 and my eyeballs are just down and I just. 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:09.160 Little pinchers just every time I walked past her, one 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:09.760 of these. 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:12.760 Those on her hands. She just has tongs something like 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:15.560 Tina on our show. She's you know, she's you know, 0:12:15.720 --> 0:12:17.599 moved on, but she was on our show for a 0:12:17.600 --> 0:12:19.360 long time. I did. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:23.040 She's getting married too, Yeah, next week I will be 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:24.160 at her wedding. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:27.120 But she is not a hugger, and not that I 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.520 ever tried, but I think Steve would try to hug 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:30.400 her just to piss her off. 0:12:30.440 --> 0:12:31.880 Oh yeah, I would too. 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:34.200 Oh my gosh, she'd let me get like one hugg 0:12:34.280 --> 0:12:38.480 year just for funsies. But then if I was having 0:12:38.520 --> 0:12:40.720 a hard time, then she'd be like, all right, I'm 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:41.640 going to give you a hug. 0:12:42.080 --> 0:12:43.959 So that was how it works with Tina. 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:47.160 Yeah, it's just it's it's quite like you know. And 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:50.760 and then there's the bro hug, which is cluck cluck club. Well, 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.400 you grab their hand like a handshake, and then you 0:12:53.480 --> 0:12:55.400 wrap your other arm around them and you slap them 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:57.839 on the back a few times. Yeah, yeah, because guys 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.920 will rarely go in for like a romantic hug and 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:02.840 sit day. Yeah, but that romantic hug with a couple 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.280 of guys. Could you imagine me and Vaughant wrapping our 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:07.520 arms around each other, Vont putting his head up against 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:08.880 my chest and I just hold the other. 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:09.520 That's cute. 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:11.439 And then he's like, why is my neck? We all 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:15.880 of a sudden, no tongue. Oh national hug day, So 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:19.400 go something hug. Let's do Dave's Dirt on kt WB. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:24.559 If gossiping was a career, they'd be making banks Dave's 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:25.240 Dirt on. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:27.960 Kd w B. All right, kind of gossip be kind 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:31.080 of funny, the most offensive reality shows ever made. Let's 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:37.800 Get Started two thousand and three. Are You Hot? Contestants 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.160 who thought they were hot got put in front of 0:13:40.200 --> 0:13:42.000 a panel of judges for a ya or an a. 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:45.480 Some of the most uncomfortable and misogynistic television in history. 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:48.400 If I remember right, who was j Lo married to 0:13:48.440 --> 0:13:51.480 at one time, Anthony Mark. Anthony had a laser pointer 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.120 and he would point at body parts and go no, no, no, 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.640 this is not good, No no, this is good. 0:13:56.679 --> 0:13:57.000 No. 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:00.760 Well the producer set him up to do that, like MTV. 0:14:00.840 --> 0:14:01.720 It sounds like MTV. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:06.360 I don't know. It could have been Benefits Street. This 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:10.280 is back in the mid teens, show about welfare recipients 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.720 who refused to work and also ran around committing crimes 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:18.840 like shopliftings. It only lasted for one season. Surprise Black White, 0:14:19.320 --> 0:14:21.640 a white family and a black family traded places with 0:14:21.680 --> 0:14:24.360 the help of body makeup and prosthetics. Yeah, to show 0:14:24.360 --> 0:14:27.680 how the other half lived. I remember by Ice Cube. 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:30.640 Yes, I remember that show because I do remember watching 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.040 the crap out of that and it was wild because 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:36.080 they really did like make up you for like hours 0:14:36.080 --> 0:14:38.320 in a chair to make you look like or. 0:14:38.360 --> 0:14:38.880 You were white. 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:40.360 They made you look black, and if you were black, 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:42.160 they made you look white. And there's your whole family. 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:43.200 Why to Good canceled? 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:43.720 Right? 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:44.680 Why did it get canceled? 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.040 Well, boy meets boy kind of like a gay Bachelor, 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:50.920 except that half of the guys were secretly straight, so 0:14:50.960 --> 0:14:55.040 they would kind of pull one on the gay guys 0:14:55.160 --> 0:14:58.120 by pretending there were I guess, I don't know. It 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:00.400 was twenty two years ago and it lasted for one season. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:04.120 Kid Nation this came out in two thousand and seven, 0:15:04.240 --> 0:15:07.440 lasted for one season. I kind of remember it. Children 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:10.360 age eight to fifteen were dropped into an empty town, 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:16.560 devoid of adults, and charged with building a functioning society. Wow, 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:18.000 it's actually. 0:15:17.680 --> 0:15:20.520 A little interesting to see how they would survive. 0:15:20.720 --> 0:15:24.160 Yeah, dangerous and abusive, like I've seen Georgian The Swan 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:29.800 two thousand and four. Supposedly quote ugly women underwent transformations 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:33.880 that included extensive plastic surgery, then competed against each other 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.520 in a pageant. I remember that. I remember watching that. Yeah, 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.960 the Swan, I do you remember that. I think it 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:39.680 was on Fox. 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:41.640 And then they would come out like a big reveal 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.760 at the end, like, look, she's so different. 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:47.320 You'd be like right right with all this plastic surgery. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.160 These are shows that were so offensive that we can't 0:15:50.200 --> 0:15:53.000 believe they were made. Who's Your Daddy two thousand and 0:15:53.080 --> 0:15:56.200 five contestants adopt that his infants had to pick their 0:15:56.240 --> 0:16:00.000 biological fathers out of a group of men if they guessed. 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.480 If they guessed right, they get a cash prize. If 0:16:03.480 --> 0:16:07.240 they chose the wrong man, the wrong man got the money. There. 0:16:07.520 --> 0:16:09.280 I hope the kids who are adopted were at least 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.520 over eighteen, because how traumatizing you're like fourteen years old 0:16:12.560 --> 0:16:13.320 picking out your. 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.440 But then also logical dat they have to because what 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:16.120 fourteen year old is. 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:16.760 Going to get that money? 0:16:17.240 --> 0:16:18.520 Yeah, yeah, that's true. 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:21.320 Wow, Okay, the most offensive TV shows of all time. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:23.880 Wow, well we're gonna get a little less offensive and 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:27.200 talk about PG rated insults. Dave and I like to 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.680 swear at each other or not in like a mean way, 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.480 but just in a fundsies way. But these are PG 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.240 ones that we could say that's more up Bailey's alley. So, 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:38.840 for instance, thanks for helping. It was like doing it 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:44.280 by myself but harder. I envy the people who never 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:44.760 met you. 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:46.520 That's a good one. I like it. 0:16:46.560 --> 0:16:50.160 Well, you did your best, and that's what's so sad. 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:57.120 I envy the simplicity of your perspective. This one's really weird. 0:16:57.200 --> 0:16:58.920 I will explain it, but it all it says is 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:02.480 snake mittens. So it means you're as useless as mittens 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:03.120 for a snake. 0:17:03.920 --> 0:17:05.880 That sounds like something a grandma would say. Mm hmm. 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.240 You think you're a whit, but you're only halfway there. 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:12.600 These are like things that your mom would tell you 0:17:12.640 --> 0:17:16.760 to say to the bullies on the playground. Try this one, 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:18.880 and then I would go and I'd try. 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:21.119 That one, and then they'd be like, you're so freaking weird, 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:23.840 and I'm like, stop, I'll do it one more. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:27.760 Okay, Bailey, somebody needs a diaper change your little baby. 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:29.760 That's what we. 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:32.000