Speaker 1: Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: So my wife was texting with another man last night
Speaker 2: again and I was like, what is going on? Who
Speaker 2: are you texting? She says, I'm texting with Kevin and
Speaker 2: I said, oh really. I said why is that? And
Speaker 2: she said, because Kevin is on a date. So I
Speaker 2: asked Kevin just a second ago when we were off
Speaker 2: the air, I go, Kevin, how is your date? He goes,
Speaker 2: it won't a date, and I go, what do you
Speaker 2: mean it wasn't a date? Why would you not classify
Speaker 2: it as a date?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: I think there are certain.
Speaker 4: Times you go out with a person and you just
Speaker 4: go out with them. You may not have any intention
Speaker 4: on really seeing this person in that way. It's just
Speaker 4: a fun thing. It's just something to do. It's not
Speaker 4: really like you know what I see you identify you
Speaker 4: with somebody I'm trying to court. I want this to
Speaker 4: be something more. This wasn't like that.
Speaker 1: It was just a hangout.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Like a couple of weeks ago, I'll posted on
Speaker 4: my Instagram story I wanted to get a massage. I
Speaker 4: think some people lurk and they file certain things. So
Speaker 4: if you say some think publicly, they'll say noted, they'll
Speaker 4: put that in their back pocket. Weeks later, she posted
Speaker 4: on her a little and you know, like Instagram stories,
Speaker 4: you could put like a capsule or something. Now, so
Speaker 4: she put on there, I want to get a massage.
Speaker 1: So I hit her.
Speaker 4: I was like, let's go get massages and then we
Speaker 4: go back and for Launcher and shot them like, you
Speaker 4: pay for the massage, you pay for the massage. She
Speaker 4: wasn't trying to do that, but she ended up doing it.
Speaker 4: I was like, you pay for the massage, I'll pay
Speaker 4: for the food afterwards. So that's what we did yesterday.
Speaker 1: Massage. By the way, this story is way more complicated.
Speaker 1: Are you the only one who thought it wasn't a date?
Speaker 1: Did she also know that? How do you know if
Speaker 1: somebody else knows it's a date? I think most you
Speaker 1: invited her to do something out. Does that mean date?
Speaker 2: Most women think that if they're going out with a
Speaker 2: man one on one and date and getting a massage
Speaker 2: depends on what your relationship is.
Speaker 4: Though we don't have a relationship at all, Like this night,
Speaker 4: would watch date you if you now? I can tell
Speaker 4: from last night she had a wonderful time. We wouldn't
Speaker 4: like we wouldn't We wouldn't leave each other, like we
Speaker 4: got into the music bag, like you know what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 4: play me your deepest song, playing my deepest song.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it like I mean.
Speaker 4: I mean, I established meaningful connections with people, so I
Speaker 4: can see why it.
Speaker 1: Made it feel like you master manipulator. I wasn't. I
Speaker 1: just like enjoying somebody else's company, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: I really really do know what you mean.
Speaker 2: But now that you know that she has feelings for you,
Speaker 2: you have to make it very clear that it's not
Speaker 2: like that, or she is going to get all wrapped
Speaker 2: up and kind of knows.
Speaker 1: I think that's okay, though, were you with her? No,
Speaker 1: I didn't do anything. I kissed her at the end,
Speaker 1: we just date. Then it's still giving her little crumbs
Speaker 1: of hope. That's okay.
Speaker 2: But you don't want to be in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Can't we just hang out? Does everything have to be?
Speaker 1: Why not? Because caussing is like that's a form of intimacy.
Speaker 4: But if the vibe is there, if it leads to that,
Speaker 4: you don't go with it.
Speaker 1: Where does Chelsea figure into this story? Oh?
Speaker 4: So I actually on Chelsea because I was out near like,
Speaker 4: I guess where Chelsea hangs out. So I was like, hey,
Speaker 4: I'm going out with somebody. It's not like that, but
Speaker 4: give me somewhere good to eat. And she sent me
Speaker 4: some recommendations.
Speaker 1: Where did she go? So what's what's it called?
Speaker 2: Road?
Speaker 4: Roadside all the time. So they walk and see and
Speaker 4: they sit us down. Brownie points. These ladies starts staring
Speaker 4: at me. I'm like, you know it happens. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna not gonna acknowledge.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll take her on a non date sometime. And
Speaker 1: the lady was like, and then the ladies, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like ojo, what do you think of this spot? Is it?
Speaker 1: Give me date vibes?
Speaker 2: The restaurant, well, I have gone there with Chelsea alone.
Speaker 2: I've gone there with Chelsea and the and the boys,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. So it can be both. Uh,
Speaker 2: it's a very nice restaurant. It's it's not I wouldn't
Speaker 2: call it romantic, but it can be. Did you guys
Speaker 2: sit on the same side at the table or how
Speaker 2: would you do that?
Speaker 1: That's awkward that time? Really, so I can hear him
Speaker 1: if you feelly, I feel like.
Speaker 2: You can do that all right eight four four six
Speaker 2: six five six five four eight?
Speaker 1: What's up, Kylie? How you doing?
Speaker 3: But how are you?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 1: We're good, Kylie? What's going on? Good?
Speaker 3: Ken?
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 4: You have two we are single. You have two single
Speaker 4: people who needed a massage and we went.
Speaker 1: Together and yeah, the communication is keyd What am I communicating?
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 4: I feel like, why am I communicating something before? I
Speaker 4: feel like it needs to be communicated, Like we don't
Speaker 4: even know anything yet. Why am I already sitting boundaries?
Speaker 1: Well, you need to set boundaries if you don't think
Speaker 1: that you're.
Speaker 3: Gonna date or we don't.
Speaker 4: I don't know yet, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 4: that's not my intention. It couldn't be offering. If you
Speaker 4: enter a situation you just want to hang out with
Speaker 4: someone and he's automatically like, hey, before this goes anywhere,
Speaker 4: I don't want to date anybody, Like, bro, we not
Speaker 4: even I'm not even trying to date you.
Speaker 1: Like, let's just.
Speaker 2: Relax, Okay, Okay, I get it, Kylie. Man, this guy
Speaker 2: has so many different definitions and explanations, definitions and accusations.
Speaker 1: We need we need a dictionary. Yes, false false. Thanks
Speaker 1: for the call Kylie. You have a great morning. What's up?
Speaker 2: Amy?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 1: How are you good? What's happening?
Speaker 3: keV?
Speaker 4: I love you, but I am cussing you out so
Speaker 4: bad in my car right now. Don't play with that
Speaker 4: girl's emotions, dude, don't don't kiss her if you don't
Speaker 4: want that.
Speaker 3: You got my blood pressure up this morning at six
Speaker 3: twenty two am.
Speaker 1: It was It was a mere lah on the lips.
Speaker 1: It was on the cheek. It started on the cheek.
Speaker 1: And no, sir, no, And I've never gone and get
Speaker 1: a massage with anybody besides.
Speaker 3: My fiance when we were dating.
Speaker 4: This was probably I want to say it was maybe
Speaker 4: my second massage of my life.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say my first massage. I think it
Speaker 1: was a couple's massage or you went separately.
Speaker 4: In individual rooms.
Speaker 1: We were in individual rooms. Did they call it a.
Speaker 3: Couple little less? Yeah, but you should have kitchen nobody.
Speaker 2: I don't know that you buy two individual massages or
Speaker 2: did you get the double massage?
Speaker 1: I called it a couple of massage? Okay, he called
Speaker 1: it a couple.
Speaker 4: Of massages when I when I went in, and that's
Speaker 4: how I said, may have you ready for our couple's massage.
Speaker 2: And you, babe, you gotta have fun with life.
Speaker 1: You are, that's what the vibe called for. He's amazing.
Speaker 1: And I got naked naked for your massage? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I lady. I was like, can I take my draws off?
Speaker 1: She's like, you can do whatever you want like that? Uh?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Justin? How you doing Smojo on the
Speaker 1: morning show? Oh?
Speaker 3: What what's going on? Mojoh?
Speaker 1: Buddy?
Speaker 3: Hey yeah, man, I can't mind gonna lie. They say,
Speaker 3: maybe I'm a dog. Bro?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 3: You know when you when you when you when you
Speaker 3: said you want to go on the massage, You ain't
Speaker 3: going on the Stagg show. Best friend, my man, you
Speaker 3: know you know what's going on. And the fact you're
Speaker 3: trying to play it crazy to give your why, I'm not.
Speaker 3: You got to do better, man, You.
Speaker 1: Got you got better.
Speaker 3: Because I'll be rudined for you every morning. I'll be happy.
Speaker 3: I can't know what to be talking about. But today
Speaker 3: could I ain't gonna lie to you? My brother.
Speaker 1: You was on the day, bro, this is where you line.
Speaker 3: You was on the day. Bro, you kissed the good
Speaker 3: night and everything.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you listen. I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't touch anything though, does that count my hands?
Speaker 4: And above the way you.
Speaker 3: Touch each other? So that means it's all like each.
Speaker 1: Other, aren't there? Aren't there levels to kissing?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: It wasn't serious, you know what I'm saying, Arn't there?
Speaker 4: I feel like if your hands stay above the waist
Speaker 4: or they don't touch anything.
Speaker 3: Date, this is our first date, right.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not even gonna say it was our
Speaker 1: first date. It was our first time.
Speaker 2: You know what we need? Can I be honest with you?
Speaker 2: We need to get her definition.
Speaker 3: Because you know you and livestrenching and everything.
Speaker 1: I don't know what probably was.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: It was literally justin thanks, buddy, what's up?
Speaker 1: Turn your radio down?
Speaker 3: Oh my bad, my bad? Hey keV. Don't let nobody
Speaker 3: hon you this man, because look I did the same
Speaker 3: thing a few weeks ago that they.
Speaker 1: Were slipped out on me, and I mean a couple
Speaker 1: of massages.
Speaker 3: It was just all get get to.
Speaker 1: Nowhere, man, thank you?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: And how did the things go? Are you guys? Are
Speaker 1: you guys still.
Speaker 3: Talking that little kids?
Speaker 1: It's just a welcoming kids.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 2: Are you still talking to that girl?
Speaker 1: Are you? Are you? Are you not hearing me? Or
Speaker 1: you just don't want to answer that question. I heard you, Mojo.
Speaker 3: Look I communicate, you know, I communicate with.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the same girl, it's poor girl.
Speaker 3: I've been I've been playing in the snow since day one, and.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable.
Speaker 4: This is why girls say that guys are listen. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: don't think they ain't all you're doing the same thing.
Speaker 2: Come on, stop playing this, go both ways, all right,
Speaker 2: It's Mojo in the Morning Show.