Speaker 1: That's happy KDWB dot com. Okay, make sure you do that. Happy.
Speaker 1: Thousand dollars will make you happy. So you got to
Speaker 1: play the game. Go to KDWB dot com and enter
Speaker 1: the keyword happy, and then that gets you a chance
Speaker 1: at one thousand dollars. And now remember you do have
Speaker 1: to answer your phone in order to win this. So
Speaker 1: we'll call you a little bit later on, like in
Speaker 1: an hour or so, and we'll be like, hey, you
Speaker 1: want it's going to say like caller ID blocked or
Speaker 1: no caller ID or spam or something like that. Can
Speaker 1: I tell you really quick while you're doing this, go
Speaker 1: to KWB dot com and enter the keyword happy. Remember
Speaker 1: I told you that. Last week when I was in Colorado,
Speaker 1: I got a call from net Meta. Oh yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: and Meta called me and they said, hey, we really
Speaker 1: like your Instagram. We want to talk to you about
Speaker 1: making your performance you know, Instagram performance better and your
Speaker 1: interaction traction whatever, and so you can make some money.
Speaker 1: And I said, well, I don't really have time to
Speaker 1: talk now, well can we call you later? And then
Speaker 1: I came in and told you guys, and it turns
Speaker 1: out it's a scam. Ninety nine percent likely it's and
Speaker 1: what they're trying to do is to get your voice
Speaker 1: so they can now use AI to have your voice
Speaker 1: call your bank and say, Hi, it's Dave Ryan. Leave
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars on the front step at nine o'clock.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think Jenny told you. Well, I think
Speaker 2: we thought it was a scam, but then we looked
Speaker 2: at the number. It did say it was tied to Meta,
Speaker 2: but it was just random, because why would somebody just
Speaker 2: call him, be like, hey, Dave Ryan, let's help.
Speaker 3: Like it's just so out of the ordinary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was just so anyway, I'm paranoid about
Speaker 1: scams like that. They've called twice since then, and I
Speaker 1: do not answer the phone, so you never did the
Speaker 1: follow up call. I don't want to, good, I damn't.
Speaker 1: I don't want it, although I would like.
Speaker 3: It if Dave Ryan left ten thousand dollars on my doorstep.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll have my bank do that for you. So wait,
Speaker 1: oh god, it's this bit again. You guys are still
Speaker 1: sold on this bit. We're doing this now where Bernie
Speaker 1: calls the show my dog Bernie pretest Hello, Hello.
Speaker 4: Oh he bad, it's me, Bernard, you're sure I.
Speaker 1: Really thought we like canceled this bit, but uh, this
Speaker 1: is Bailey pretending she's my dog, Bernie.
Speaker 4: It's cold out there, isn't it dead?
Speaker 1: It is cold. It's only like one degree right now
Speaker 1: minus one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my titties are so cold running around out there.
Speaker 4: But a guy dog's gonna do what a dog's gotta do.
Speaker 4: And that's right my name in the snow bank and
Speaker 4: making it yellow.
Speaker 1: Thank you for doing that, Bernie, appreciate that one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it is dark yellow though, if I haven't had
Speaker 4: enough water that day.
Speaker 1: That's gross, Bernie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what. My favorite part of winter though
Speaker 4: is don't care know what. Oh, it's like shopping in
Speaker 4: the ice cream aisle, but it's in my backyard. There's
Speaker 4: so much chocolate out there, and it's so nice and frozy.
Speaker 4: You're disgusting, and I love a poopsicle. Wow, I will
Speaker 4: say dad, though, since we moved, I do miss Stella.
Speaker 1: Stella was the chihuahua mix that lived next door that
Speaker 1: Bernie had a crush on. Y.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your name dog. I met her a lot. But
Speaker 4: that new guy next door, I can't remember his name,
Speaker 4: but I think it's Remmy.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I think it's Rammy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, that sounds right. You know, I can
Speaker 4: picture of me and Remy hanging out, just a couple
Speaker 4: of guys bitching about bitches. Yeah, drinking beers, bones, loosening
Speaker 4: up our collars and playing fetch.
Speaker 1: How long does this bit go on? Bernie? Is it
Speaker 1: going for a long time?
Speaker 4: Do you think Remy has some friends to interview fun
Speaker 4: in love?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Maybe it was like a bigger girl, like a husky.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you get.
Speaker 1: It a husky because it's a bigger girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to wrap it.
Speaker 4: Up here, Bernie, much mush, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Anyway, anyway, I know you haven't asked me my thoughts
Speaker 4: about the new house.
Speaker 1: Yes I have not.
Speaker 4: I give them to you right now.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: I like the windows, Okay, I like the critters outside,
Speaker 4: But dang, that hard wood floor is slippery.
Speaker 1: He does have hard time hanging on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got a gunk it up somehow, Like rub
Speaker 4: my butt all over and get it taggy so my
Speaker 4: nails don't flat out of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, oh good, okay, thanks Bertie.
Speaker 4: Better, un gotta get outside. To make more poopstacles. They
Speaker 4: don't make themselves, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Gotta go, Bernie, thank you?
Speaker 4: What what I love doing here?
Speaker 1: No dumbas bit ever, I.
Speaker 3: Beg it on the schedule. I thought Jenny was gone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we apologize for that. We'll be back in
Speaker 1: a second. Don't forget your thousand dollars. There's the good news.
Speaker 1: Hi Bailey, nice bit. Oh hey, guys, where did I
Speaker 1: miss kat WB?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: Right, it is Friday Junior the Dave Ryan Show. We're
Speaker 1: gonna play a little game here. This that these games
Speaker 1: are sweep in the country. They're sweeping sweep in the country.
Speaker 1: Thanks well, thanks to us, the original influencers. We were
Speaker 1: the one who turned the word onto the world, onto wordle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody played wordle until they heard it on kat WB. No,
Speaker 1: then they're like, oh, connections, Well that sounds like a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Yeah, well then strands that sounds fun
Speaker 1: it Tips is another one. The latest now is bandle.
Speaker 1: Band bandle, which is in a way is similar to
Speaker 1: wordle because it reveals a little bit at a time
Speaker 1: of a song that we all should know, one instrument
Speaker 1: at a time. And here's the setup for today's bandle
Speaker 1: Now it.
Speaker 6: Goes one layer of like music at a time, and
Speaker 6: you get three little clues at the beginning. So your
Speaker 6: clues are released in nineteen ninety one. Oh wow, geeze
Speaker 6: two point one billion YouTube views.
Speaker 1: That's big.
Speaker 7: And it says that the difficulty is easy.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, So here are the drums.
Speaker 1: Let's see if it goes into it like a fill
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: Nope, straight in the pocket.
Speaker 7: Nothing.
Speaker 2: I have an idea, but I don't know what year
Speaker 2: the song I'm thinking about came out.
Speaker 6: So okay, here comes the next one. We are going
Speaker 6: to be adding a bait.
Speaker 3: Yes, I got it?
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, okay, yeah, now everybody's got it. That
Speaker 1: is an easy one. That's when they actually when they
Speaker 1: said nineteen ninety one, I thought, oh, it's got to
Speaker 1: be that particular song. You know it, don't say it,
Speaker 1: vant I know it, Bailey knows it.
Speaker 7: Should I continue at it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do because I'm gonna guess you probably if
Speaker 1: you're listening to the show and you are, yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: you probably know it. But in case you don't, let's
Speaker 1: add another layer.
Speaker 7: We're going to be adding electric guitar one.
Speaker 5: Okay, this was easy level.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this was easy, It said part two, and we
Speaker 6: got it on the two. So let me add in
Speaker 6: a little bit more electric guitar. They've got three levels
Speaker 6: of electric guitar.
Speaker 7: Here. Here's electric guitar too.
Speaker 1: Sounds just like this song. Okay, put it in an
Speaker 1: electric guitar three.
Speaker 7: All right, electric guitar three. Here we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, all is there more?
Speaker 3: That's it?
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 6: After that, we just get like a clue. Okay, but
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what the clue is after we guess.
Speaker 6: So I want to tell me what it is.
Speaker 1: Dave smells like teen spirit. Okay, what was the clue?
Speaker 7: The clue is scent of adolescence.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would have got it from the clue.
Speaker 7: Right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: I'm proud that I got it. You want to hear
Speaker 3: something crazy.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I went to a guitar center because I told
Speaker 2: you I have an audition to drum at church tomorrow,
Speaker 2: and I was trying to learn that that song. So
Speaker 2: that's why when you did the first one's drums, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I think I got it.
Speaker 1: I was like, hmm, play the intro because I used
Speaker 1: to play drums to a little bit and the intro
Speaker 1: of that is up. Play the intro. I'll I'll be
Speaker 1: quiet so you can hear it. It's more difficult than
Speaker 1: you think. Listen to the drums kick in.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 1: That's not an easy part to play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll do it again. Yeah, I was having trouble
Speaker 3: with it yesterday.
Speaker 1: Kurt Cobain was a genius and didn't know it. They
Speaker 1: said that he did things in that song that nobody
Speaker 1: had ever done, but he didn't know what he was doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was just a genius and didn't know what he
Speaker 1: was doing.
Speaker 2: It's just it's tough because it comes in quick and
Speaker 2: then your bass. Shout out to the people if you're
Speaker 2: a drummer that you can do double kick pedal.
Speaker 1: That's tough, is it?
Speaker 2: Because usually you do like just you hit the bass
Speaker 2: drum the kick drum with just one foot, but they
Speaker 2: make for that way you can have two if you're
Speaker 2: really advanced.
Speaker 3: Shout out to the people that could do that.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a shout out the drummer in def
Speaker 1: Leopard that does it all with one arm. Wow. Dave
Speaker 1: start coming up in a second. After the weekend on
Speaker 1: Katie WB invite Dave s Dirt on katwb Okay, so
Speaker 1: apparently Kim Kardashian reveals why she deleted pictures of Prince
Speaker 1: Harry and Megan Markle I don't care. I don't care,
Speaker 1: but maybe it'll be in her single, let's find out.
Speaker 8: I think they realized, like, oh this was so so
Speaker 8: they did baby to baby right before. It's like a
Speaker 8: charity event, so like that was fine, but maybe not
Speaker 8: partying and dancing on the dance floor and whatever.
Speaker 7: So we took them down.
Speaker 3: What do you think, Dave, you cared?
Speaker 1: I still don't care. I still don't know. I don't care.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, I don't I don't dislike the
Speaker 1: royal couple or the royal family. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: don't dislike them. But we're also America, where we don't
Speaker 1: look at the Royals like, oh my god, what are
Speaker 1: they doing?
Speaker 6: Speaking of the Kardashians except a little bit adjacent, Kendall
Speaker 6: Jenner says she's predicting that the New England Patriots will
Speaker 6: win the Super Bowl and calls them the underdog.
Speaker 7: Are they the underdog?
Speaker 1: They're definitely the underdog. I mean, I haven't looked what
Speaker 1: the point spread is. I see, but the Patriots were
Speaker 1: like the number five seed in the AFC and the
Speaker 1: Seahawks were the number one seed, which means they were
Speaker 1: the favorite to win the NFC. And the Seahawks are
Speaker 1: just a better team. I got a better quarterback day.
Speaker 7: Well usually, I mean I.
Speaker 6: Pick who I want to win based on their little outfits,
Speaker 6: and it's like the Seahawks' outfits better. But I do
Speaker 6: like an underdog better. But the Patriots have won before.
Speaker 1: Patriots have won I think seven Super Bowls.
Speaker 3: And they won against the Swift I believe.
Speaker 1: So I'm just bored, bored, sure, bored. It'd be like
Speaker 1: going to the same restaurant over and over. But Bill
Speaker 1: Belichick is up for the NFL Hall of Fame and
Speaker 1: he did not get enough votes where he arguably is
Speaker 1: the greatest coach in the history of the NFL. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: but they think that he got shunned because of deflate gait,
Speaker 1: which is I'm not going to try to take the time.
Speaker 5: To explain it.
Speaker 7: I even remember that, and I don't know football.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Bill Belichick not in the Pro Football Hall
Speaker 1: of Fame.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah, if the Patriots win, or if Kendall Jenner's
Speaker 6: like Kardashian curse is real, then the Patriots will lose
Speaker 6: because apparently there's a Kardashian curse.
Speaker 7: When it comes to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I'm going to root against the Patriots, but not necessarily
Speaker 1: for the Seahawks, cause he don't care. These are my
Speaker 1: two least favorite teams that I don't care.
Speaker 3: Dang it.
Speaker 2: No, we already know that everybody that's up for Best
Speaker 2: New Artist the Grammy's gonna perform on Sunday.
Speaker 3: But just added to the lineup the Bebes.
Speaker 2: First time performing on a stage in four years. So
Speaker 2: I feel like last year he dropped two surprise albums
Speaker 2: on us, which was big, and he's getting back on stage.
Speaker 2: He's headlining It's either Coachell l La Palooza later this
Speaker 2: year too, So you're about to see Beaber back on stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we are fat, we are in A study shows well,
Speaker 1: it's true. A study shows at obesity rates in the
Speaker 1: US have surged dramatically over the past three decades. Back
Speaker 1: in nineteen ninety, about nineteen percent of Americans, so one
Speaker 1: in five, was classified as obese. So thirty five years ago,
Speaker 1: today it is almost half. Almost half of US are
Speaker 1: considered obese. One hundred and seven million people, and the
Speaker 1: trend is not slowing. Researchers projected number could hit one
Speaker 1: hundred twenty five million over half by twenty thirty five.
Speaker 1: According to the study, obesity rates were highest in the Midwest. Hello,
Speaker 1: that's US and the South. But let me follow it
Speaker 1: up with this story, which I think is kind of interesting.
Speaker 1: They say that varieties of spices spice of life also
Speaker 1: applies to your workout. So if you're trying to get
Speaker 1: in shape, get healthier so you don't have to have
Speaker 1: knee replacement surgery and you don't get sick, mixing up
Speaker 1: your workout. A new study found that people who mix
Speaker 1: up their exercise routines had nearly a twenty percent lower
Speaker 1: risk of early death from any cause. So they looked
Speaker 1: at individual activities. Walking came out on top. People who
Speaker 1: walked the most had a seventeen percent lower risk of
Speaker 1: dying early compared to people who walk the least. Right
Speaker 1: behind that racket sports, So you got your tennis and
Speaker 1: your pickleball, rowing, or calisthenics, weight training, running, jogging, cycling,
Speaker 1: So mix it up a little bit. I ran last night.
Speaker 1: I ran. I have not run in such a long time.
Speaker 1: I did three point two miles of five k on
Speaker 1: the treadmill last night. Now you ran and watched Joke
Speaker 1: Kenda Homicide Hunter, the best show created on TV ever.
Speaker 6: You ran so far away, and you ran, You ran
Speaker 6: all night and day.
Speaker 1: Keep going, That's all I know.
Speaker 3: You keep going.
Speaker 1: Now, you're so ridiculous, You're so unpredictable, Bailey, it's just
Speaker 1: a joy.
Speaker 7: Oh, it's a joy. Well, hey, we've talked about it.
Speaker 6: Today is Puzzle Day, National Puzzle Day, so you can,
Speaker 6: you know, celebrate by playing wordle, bandle, all of that jazz.
Speaker 6: But did you know, Dave, that is also National Curmudgeons Day,
Speaker 6: Happy Holidays.
Speaker 1: I should have taken the day.
Speaker 7: You should have trying to celebrate with.
Speaker 1: Your shiny, smooth skin and everything.
Speaker 7: Yeah, how are you to celebrate Curmudgeon's Day, David?
Speaker 1: I'm going to write a mean letter to my association
Speaker 1: about people who don't shovel their snow.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, Well it sounds like a great day
Speaker 6: to celebrate.
Speaker 7: Congratulations, Happy Holidays day.
Speaker 3: The prayers up to ray J. I don't know how
Speaker 3: to transition from that Prayers up to ray J.
Speaker 2: A couple of weeks ago, he went to the hospital
Speaker 2: for so of your case pneumonia and some heart pains.
Speaker 2: Now he's saying that doctors told him he only has
Speaker 2: really a couple months left to live.
Speaker 3: He said that.
Speaker 1: He's just awful. Yeah, seriously, that's terrible.
Speaker 3: He's only forty five.
Speaker 2: He said that he might you having to get a
Speaker 2: pacemaker or a defibrillator, but he won't know until his
Speaker 2: follow up appointment in two weeks, and that twenty twenty
Speaker 2: seven is definitely and this is a quote, he said,
Speaker 2: twenty twenty seven is definitely a rap for him, which
Speaker 2: is so sad to even just say out loud.
Speaker 3: Well, prayers up for Ray Jay.
Speaker 1: Let me imagine. Wow, that's terrible. Okay, a little more
Speaker 1: fun story. These are the best celebrities to meet Like
Speaker 1: a random celebrity encounter, Here are the best ones Jack Black.
Speaker 1: This person says, I was begging my boss for an
Speaker 1: extra shift. Jack Black overheard me and tipped me one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars on a twenty dollars tab. From then on,
Speaker 1: he never left me less than a fifty dollars tip
Speaker 1: and would always check in with me when I was
Speaker 1: at the end of the month to make sure I
Speaker 1: had enough rent cash Black Harrison Ford nice celebrity encounter.
Speaker 1: My uncle said that he's incredibly nice and took the
Speaker 1: whole crew out for lunch to thank them for working
Speaker 1: on his helicopter. Justin Bieber This person says he was
Speaker 1: by himself at them all, wasn't even trying to be incognito.
Speaker 1: He drew me in with a big hug and chatted
Speaker 1: me up. He was I'll bet he really did just
Speaker 1: want to chat with somebody and not be like, you know, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I just love you so much that
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's like, Okay, where are you going?
Speaker 1: I'm going whatever. John Travolta. They say it was totally
Speaker 1: down to earth. Dolly Parton, no surprise there. Here are
Speaker 1: the worst celebrities. Jennifer Lopez. This person says she was
Speaker 1: rude and dismissive and had this attitude that she was
Speaker 1: better than you. Jenna Fisher from the Office bout Yeah.
Speaker 1: They said she was really difficult to work with, just
Speaker 1: very demanding. Jared Leto. They say he's a narcissistic butthole.
Speaker 1: He complains about every single thing and really enjoys being difficult.
Speaker 1: I think he does it for fun. Diana Ross. She
Speaker 1: cut in front of me at the airport check encounter once.
Speaker 1: I was flabbergasted by this lady who had the guts
Speaker 1: to sweep it in front of us and touch the
Speaker 1: gate agent's computer. I've heard she's very much a diva,
Speaker 1: but at the same time, she's an old lady. She's
Speaker 1: been famous for sixty years. Yeah, she's Diana Ross. There's
Speaker 1: certain people that you get a pass.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then I would I'd be honored to experience that.
Speaker 1: If I was there at the Sun Country Airlines counter, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm like next in line, Diana Ross sweeps up
Speaker 1: and goes in front of me, I'd be like, oh wow, Wow,
Speaker 1: that Diana Ross right there. That's kind of cool. That
Speaker 1: is the dirt. We are done. We will see you
Speaker 1: tomorrow on Katie will be it'll be Friday, it'll be
Speaker 1: a great day. Stay warm and we'll see it.