WEBVTT - EITM interviews Bert Kreischer 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:09.160 Elliott. How are you doing, brother? 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:13.960 I am doing well. What's with the oversized testicles this morning? 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:17.560 Oversized testicles? What are you talking about? 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:20.480 You sound very deep this morning, like very deep. 0:00:21.840 --> 0:00:24.800 I think I ruined my voice. I threw up in Spokane, Washington, 0:00:24.960 --> 0:00:27.320 partying one night, and I think I messed up my 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:28.160 voice forever. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:31.680 Wait. How long ago did you puke in Spokane? 0:00:33.720 --> 0:00:34.720 I had to be a couple of years ago. It 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:36.000 was the day before I did the Greek I had 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:39.559 to go in and get steroid shots and uh and 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:43.040 I threw up aggressively, I mean in my underwear outside 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.280 my tour bus in front of a Holiday and Express 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:48.199 and I was like, someone's gonna videotape this, this is 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:54.240 going viral, and uh it was. It was the damn 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.560 Irish car bombs. I did five Iris car bombs right 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:58.280 before I went to meds. 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.200 Anyway, So Bert, real quick, before before we start getting 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:08.120 into stuff, I want to run something by you and 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:09.160 let me know if we can do this. 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:11.200 Are you ready? 0:01:11.360 --> 0:01:11.800 I'm ready? 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:12.240 Okay. 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:15.000 So I was looking at your tour schedule for the 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:19.760 permission to party world tour, right, So you play Friday 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:22.759 night follow me here Friday night November the fourteenth at 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:27.720 CFG Bank Arena in Baltimore, right the then Sunday night, 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:32.240 November sixteenth at the Altria Theater in Richmond. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.440 Here's my question, here's my question. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:38.240 Would you get in trouble if you canceled Hershey on 0:01:38.360 --> 0:01:40.800 Saturday so you could just come to DC and we 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:41.280 hang out. 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.760 Yeah? I don't know if I'd get in trouble. I 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:52.680 get sued. Dude. 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.760 That would be so much fun though. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.320 Yeah, that would be a blast. Hey, I got a 0:01:57.320 --> 0:02:01.559 great idea. Why don't you come to my show Friday Baltimore. 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:06.120 Yeah, okay, well that's fine, but then Saturday, just don't 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:07.960 do Hershey and we'll hang out. 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:11.600 Yeah, let me look into it. Let me I'm gonna 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:14.080 put a pin in that. And uh yeah, that sounds 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:16.880 like a great idea. Hey, do you know what, Hey, 0:02:16.919 --> 0:02:18.520 do you know what I did? Do you know what 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.560 I did the other day? I was swearing or I've 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:21.080 never done this? 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:21.960 What'd you do? 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.200 I walked? I was I was at the University of 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:28.600 Oregon and I walked into the ATO House and I 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:30.840 walked in and I was like, Hey, I'm a I'm 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:37.040 an alumni. I want a beer and the kids lost 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:41.040 their minds. They were like shot off, shot off. I mean, 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:45.919 I had forty kids in the upstairs hall and they 0:02:45.960 --> 0:02:48.359 were like, they were like, we were killing beers and 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:52.359 they were asking me questions. The best moment and this 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:54.800 is the broest thing. And I know that there's girls 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.360 are gonna roll their eyes, but we're talking about fraternities. 0:02:57.400 --> 0:03:01.080 We're talking about toxic mail. Energy. Kid had to be 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:05.200 four foot eleven. He was a pledge. And they're like, 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:08.359 they're like, they're like, Danny, Danny, tell Bert about your 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:11.200 kill sheep. And he's like, he's like real confident. He goes, 0:03:11.520 --> 0:03:14.760 I'm having sex with every tried help on the campus. 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:18.120 And I said really, and he goes, he goes, yep. 0:03:18.720 --> 0:03:21.840 And then he points to their composite in his room 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:24.840 and there's one face with an ex marked out, and 0:03:24.840 --> 0:03:26.639 I go, who's that? And he goes, that's the only 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:33.919 one I've got so far. I looked at him. I go, buddy, 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:36.760 it always starts with one, and he goes, thank you, Bert, 0:03:36.880 --> 0:03:37.200 thank you. 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:41.400 Hey, Can I stay in the Can I stay in 0:03:41.480 --> 0:03:42.160 college world? 0:03:42.160 --> 0:03:46.400 Then with you for a second, yes, yes, I saw 0:03:46.400 --> 0:03:48.600 a clip of you on YouTube. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:54.000 Dude, How awesome was the Florida State pump up a moment. 0:03:55.960 --> 0:04:00.520 Uh. I would say, top five life experiences ever, top 0:04:00.600 --> 0:04:05.320 five Bert performing out of his swing zone. Dude. They 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.400 said to me technically, they were like, here's what we 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:10.000 need you to do. Just go up and say God 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.680 Bless the troops, God Bless America, ladies and gentlemen's part. 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:15.520 You're angin right, And I was like, I was like sure. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:18.160 So me and Seagirl took over a bar that morning. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.520 We get hammered and I'm talking to Tom about what 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:22.839 I'm not saying. He goes, Dude, he goes, if I 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:25.000 know you, He goes, the one thing you're good at 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.280 is hyping people up. Your pump up speeches. You're never 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.520 quit drinking is my favorite speeches. And he goes, do 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:34.039 not listen to what they're saying. Talk from the hip 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:37.320 and just say everything you feel about this school. And 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:40.240 he's like, you love Florida State. Just talk about the school. 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:43.400 I walked out. It was so thrown together. At the 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:46.880 last minute. The guy producing it just gave me a mike. 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:48.480 He goes, you're on and I went what all of 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.800 a sudden, the marching band's behind me, and I'm like, 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.000 I'm like, I'm going and I had no time to 0:04:53.040 --> 0:04:57.120 think about it. And when I dropped, I was baptized 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:00.560 in this end zone when there were wooden bleachers. When 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.719 that spear hit the seminal head, tears streamed down my face. 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:06.400 Those tears were garn it and gold. I heard ninety 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:10.080 thousand people erupt and I went, oh, I'm in the zone. 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:14.080 This is the house that Bobby Bowden built. Ninety thousand people. 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:18.839 Oh dude, it was the best and all that happened. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:21.320 I walked through the whole stadium that day and just 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:24.080 all anyone said, dude, you fired me up. You fired 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:24.440 me up. 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:29.000 The clip, the clip on YouTube is so good. It 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:30.080 is great. 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:33.800 Oh it's the It's the highlight of my life. I'll 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:35.760 never do another pump up speech ever again. 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:37.520 Now I do. I do want to ask you one 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:38.960 other college football question. 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:44.560 Did you new phone? Who this to Bill Belichick? 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:56.600 Yeah? His texts are so cryptic. It's like he was like, hey, BK, 0:05:57.160 --> 0:06:02.400 it's BC HC at U and see. And I was like, huh. 0:06:03.160 --> 0:06:06.960 I was so confused. And then I was like, new phone, 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:11.599 who does? And then and then I realized I started 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.520 putting together. I was like you and North Carolina. I 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:16.159 was like, oh my god. So I texted Gronk and 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:19.640 Julian Edelman and I was like, I was like, yo, 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:23.039 is this Belichick's number? And both of them are like, 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:25.719 we don't have his phone number? And I was like 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:30.640 for real and they're like, yeah, we don't have his 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:32.599 phone number. And I go, well, does this sound like 0:06:32.640 --> 0:06:35.359 a texted sent and they go, that's that's coach Belichick. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.560 I love that. I love that. All right, let me 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:42.000 go back. 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.440 To the beginning. I'm supposed to go to games. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:45.240 Yeah, go let me go back to the beginning. 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.320 So now that like, now that we are in full 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:49.239 tour mode, are we done? 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:51.960 Are we done filming? Where are we with the Netflix 0:06:51.960 --> 0:06:53.840 series Bert? 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:58.160 It is wrapped? It is five episodes are in the can, 0:06:58.360 --> 0:07:00.760 meaning that we've edited five episodes and we're editing the 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.960 sixth right now. And uh, it's I mean, it's I 0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.919 think it's really good. You know, I don't know. Everyone 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:12.320 likes it. Everyone that's seen it likes it, and uh, 0:07:13.200 --> 0:07:14.680 you know, I don't know. You never know what those 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:16.960 scripted things. I hope it works. I hope people will 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:20.840 enjoy it. It's pretty bizarre and it's pretty out there 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.080 and it's but it's grounded in reality, It's grounded in 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:28.440 my life, but it still is like a wild kind 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:29.400 of story. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:33.000 All right, do we do well? First of all, do 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:34.200 you what? Do you know what it's going to be 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:34.800 out out? 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:38.320 Yeah? January twenty second. I'm not supposed to tell you that, 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:44.720 but yeah January okay, Yeah, premiere is January twenty second. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:50.400 They just told me that the other day. 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.760 And do you like the I remember we talked about 0:07:52.760 --> 0:07:55.400 this with the movie Burt. Do you like everybody that 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:56.640 they got to be your family? 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:03.720 Yes? The girl roles Ila is in my opinion, kind 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:07.600 of steals the show. The girl plays Eilah. He's just incredible. 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:10.760 Georgia has the heaviest lift because this story is primarily 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:17.440 about Georgia. And then yeah, I pan picked Arden. She's 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:21.280 just amazing. She plays Leanne. But the crazy part is, like, 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.160 even we started this, we started this script was just 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:26.880 about me and my family. We wrote a pilot, we 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:29.760 shot the pilot, they tested the pilot on Netflix, they 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:32.200 released it on Netflix and people loved it, so then 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:35.800 they picked up the series. So then in writing the series, 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.360 we had this idea of a pilot, and we had 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:41.280 had people that showed up for the pilot for like 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:43.480 a day roll. They had two lines and they just 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:46.920 came in. This guy Chris Wat's what I forget how 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:48.800 you said his last name? This guy, guy Chris did 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:52.160 had two lines, like three lines, and then we just 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:54.800 used him and wrote him a storyline and now he 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:57.760 plays the villain. This guy that did like a favor 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.480 for us and said two lines is now a major 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:03.079 lead in the show. And the other people we added 0:09:03.120 --> 0:09:05.920 to the show are awesome, and it's taken all a 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:08.840 life of itself. It's the Bizarrest. You're going to see this. 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:11.480 You're gonna call me and you're gonna go, how did 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.000 you come up with this theory? How did you come 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:14.959 up with this idea? Right? And then I'm going to 0:09:15.040 --> 0:09:18.439 tell you the truth and you're going to lose your mind. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:20.880 Okay, but don bac du. You're not telling me that 0:09:21.000 --> 0:09:22.559 until I see it on the twenty second. 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:26.600 When you see it on the twenty second, you're gonna say, 0:09:26.600 --> 0:09:28.760 how did you come up with this? And then I'm 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:30.679 and then you're gonna call me privately and I'll tell 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:33.520 you all right, and I'll say and you're gonna lose 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:34.440 your mind. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:38.120 Hey, real quick Arden who plays Leanne? If I remember 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:41.559 in the movie when you did the movie, you purposely 0:09:41.600 --> 0:09:43.720 made sure that there was a lot of kissing scenes 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:44.360 in the movie. 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:46.080 Same thing in the TV show. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.480 No, I couldn't. I tried to slide one in, but 0:09:49.559 --> 0:09:51.040 it was kind of looks like I was just friend 0:09:51.080 --> 0:09:57.640 to kiss her. I got one. I got one kiss in, 0:09:57.800 --> 0:10:02.920 and I counted it. It's like Sura. Did you see 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:06.840 Segura's bad thoughts? He had like nine sex scenes where like, 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:09.559 we get it, we get it, you want an open relationship. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:13.320 Where did you? 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:13.840 Where did you? 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:15.839 Where did you end up filming the Uh? When when 0:10:15.880 --> 0:10:17.800 did you film the Where did you film the show? 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.840 We should filmed it in Atlanta over the summer. We 0:10:20.880 --> 0:10:24.200 did it for like two months, and it was so fun. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:27.440 Here's the thing I can't tell like, I only watched 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:31.000 me when I watched the show, so I can't get 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:32.520 I can't tell you the show is good because I 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:35.600 haven't seen anyone else act in it. Right, I just 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.400 stare it in my face the whole time. I am 0:10:38.480 --> 0:10:40.320 awesome in it. But I think that the people are 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.439 good too, all Right. 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:45.880 I want to. I want to make sure I get 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:47.600 to a couple of other things real quickly. 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:54.280 I saw an episode of Two Bears that you did 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:57.600 with Segura, and and I think, I think I have 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:59.680 this right. If and if and if not, you'll you'll 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:02.240 help me. So you finished like you said you were. 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.599 You were filming in Atlanta, and you end up filming. 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.720 You finished filming the the Netflix series. 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:13.600 And when you finish, you and Leanne decide that you 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:15.559 are going to go just on like a quick vacation 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:18.520 to get away with each other, and the two of 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:20.199 you go to Hawaii. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:21.280 I think I have that right. 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:28.760 And while you're gone, your bull mastiff had to be 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:34.200 put to sleep, so you had you had your assistant 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:38.120 take the dog to be put down, but you made 0:11:38.160 --> 0:11:44.120 your assistant do it on FaceTime so you could see it. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:50.360 Yep, you got that right. Hold on, it's actually it's 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:51.439 actually worse than that. 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:54.760 I didn't mean to bump it up and make it 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:55.840 sound so good. 0:11:56.800 --> 0:11:59.319 No, it's it's way worse than that. So, first of all, 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.360 he wasn't my assistant anymore. He hadn't been my assistant 0:12:02.400 --> 0:12:06.560 for like two months, so he was Now I'm calling 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:09.680 my old assistant because Isla, we We're all sitting in 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:13.040 the hotel room and Ila's like, wait, we need we 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:17.120 can't have the person putting him down hold the camera. 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.000 And Isla's like mac Nee's view of so many loves. 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:22.160 Isla goes call Pete, and I go, you know, Pete 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:24.240 doesn't work for anym anymore. She goes, it doesn't matter. 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.680 He's like a brother to me. Call Pete. So I 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:29.080 called Peter. Now here's what you don't know. And this 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:31.880 is a secret that I don't think. I'm just gonna 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:34.800 tell you. Pete lost his sister at a very young age, 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:36.640 and he lost his mom at a young age. So 0:12:36.679 --> 0:12:40.240 Pete has a lot of unspoken for trauma of surrounding 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:43.720 death that he doesn't approach, nor does he deal with, 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:46.600 nor is he in therapy for. And we send him 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:50.120 in to put down a dog, and Buddy, it was 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:54.040 the hardest moment for Pete. You're watching Pete break down, 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:59.520 Ilah's breaking down, everyone's crying, and the phone was on 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:03.480 your directly on Max's nostrils. So we're watching Max literally 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:06.800 take his last breath. My dad is texting me the 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.640 whole time. Yo, buddy, we have a tea time, let's go. 0:13:09.760 --> 0:13:11.920 And I'm like, Dad, I'm in the middle of something. 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:14.520 He's like, I know, don't make a meal out of it, though, 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:20.680 it's just a dog. And I'm like, I'm like, Dad, 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:22.320 I'm in the middle of something. He goes, I know, 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.520 but I'm your father. I've got maybe seven years last. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:28.480 The dog's dead. It's already dead. Let's spend time together, 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:31.920 me and you, and then and then, and then I 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:36.200 literally put the dog down. Pete's shaking, crying. He's crying 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:40.280 so hard. Island George and Leanne are sobbing uncontrollably. I 0:13:40.320 --> 0:13:42.320 watched Mac take his last breath, and I go, all right, 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:44.440 I go play golf with my dad and they're like what. 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.200 I was like, I don't have the same relationship you 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:48.839 have with me. I can't say no to that man. 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:51.760 So I went out and play golf with my dad. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:54.400 Here's the worst part, Elliott. I played the best golf 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:57.839 of my life there ever. On the seventh hold, my 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.439 dad looks at me, he goes, buddy, you should kill 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:06.880 a dog time you go play golf, dude. It was 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:09.840 It was rough. And then we had five more days 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.400 in Hawaii, which was nice. 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.839 Hey, but can you can you tell the part? So 0:14:16.320 --> 0:14:19.800 that's all great, but then it takes a really weird turn. 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:24.000 Can you tell the part about Georgia at the restaurant? 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:31.320 Oh? Wait, which which part at the restaurants? 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:34.560 Okay, now I don't know which. I don't know what 0:14:34.640 --> 0:14:38.720 other story there could be. Wasn't Georgia working at a 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.520 restaurant and somebody came in with a book? 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:49.280 Yes? Okay, yes, so yes. So then two weeks later, 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.760 George's Georgia works at a restaurant where she goes to college. 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:59.040 She's a waitress and she walks up and this lady says, uh, Georgia, 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:02.560 season has a and she goes, oh, I we have 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.120 bull mastifs. And she goes do you and Georgie said yeah. 0:15:05.640 --> 0:15:07.080 He goes as a matter of fact, we just had 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.800 to put our big guy down. And she goes, oh 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:11.720 my god, that's so terrible. And then the lady said, 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:14.360 where did you guys get your bull mastiff? Georgie goes 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.840 Arizona and she goes, oh, that's where I got mine. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:20.760 Do you know the kennel? And Georgia goes, uh, yeah, 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:25.200 Desert Sky and she goes, I got mine from desert sky. 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:28.320 She goes, wait, how old was your dog? And Georgia 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:31.640 goes five. She George. Lady looks at George and she goes, 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:35.240 He's five. Do you know what literate's from? And George's like, 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:39.400 hold on, she calls Leanne is from like Johnny Cash 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:43.480 and uh and and and why nett or whatever? I forget. 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:46.160 The two dogs are named after a country music stars. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.480 And Georgie goes over and tells the lady and the 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:54.080 lady goes, your dog was my dog's brother, and George's 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:57.400 like what She's like, this is Mac's sister in the 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:03.600 restaurant in Oregon, in I mean. Georgia starts falling, looks 0:16:03.640 --> 0:16:06.680 at this dog and realizes it is the spitting image 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:07.160 of Mac. 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:08.040 Isn't crazy? 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:12.000 And then the lady's like, it's insane. It is insane, 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:15.760 And then Georgia literally The lady says, you know, I travel. 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:18.640 Is there any chance you'd ever want a house sit 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.200 and watch my dog? And Georgia's like, are you kidding me? 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:26.080 I'll do it for free? So isn't that crazy? That 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.240 is the wildest story. I thought you were talking about 0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:30.920 the restaurant we went to that night after we put 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:34.400 down our dog was we went to a we went 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:37.800 to a my my brother in law, a Disney adult 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:42.520 and so we went to a Disney property's lu al 0:16:43.040 --> 0:16:49.440 and I was livid. I was livid. I mean I 0:16:49.440 --> 0:16:51.440 got there, I murdered four drinks and the guy goes, 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.200 you must be thirsty. They're on a table. There are 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:55.400 blue lions, like I put my dog down, and he goes, 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:57.280 there's no alcohol in those, and I was like, oh 0:16:57.320 --> 0:17:04.560 my god. It was yeah, it was. That was the 0:17:04.600 --> 0:17:06.280 whole trip. The whole trip was. 0:17:06.200 --> 0:17:08.480 The last thing and then I'm gonna have to let 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.080 you jump. You know what. 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.119 I absolutely loved. What I thought was one of the 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.520 one of the best things I've seen in forever. 0:17:16.080 --> 0:17:16.399 What's that? 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:18.760 You know, I love you, and you know I love 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:19.680 Todd Glass. 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:22.960 The two of you doing the podcast together was one 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:24.560 of the greatest things I've ever seen. 0:17:27.800 --> 0:17:30.800 Let me tell you, Todd Glass is the national treasure 0:17:31.680 --> 0:17:38.639 and his energy is exactly you know. I'm so lost 0:17:38.680 --> 0:17:41.919 on that cast because I don't want to talk about politics, 0:17:42.080 --> 0:17:43.960 and I don't want them to talk about trans rights 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:47.720 and whatever is popular and podcasting right now. It's not 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.639 what I'm interested in. I'm interested in just being goofy 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:52.920 and having a good time in giggling, and that is 0:17:52.960 --> 0:17:56.560 not what is uh clickbait these days. It's just not. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:59.680 You got to be talking to politicians. And by the way, 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:02.800 I'm talking about my friends. I love my friends and 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:05.560 I love that they're interested in this stuff. It's so important. 0:18:05.640 --> 0:18:09.159 I'm just not And it's not getting the views That 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:13.000 Podglass podcast has seven thousand views. That's it. That's what 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.320 we'll all it'll ever get. People are actually avoiding it. 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:19.359 But it is the funnest podcast. It is the It 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:23.479 is what podcastings should be. It is so ridiculous for 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:26.200 those of you who haven't watched it, and that's everyone. 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:29.879 Pod Glass comes over and he brings gifts for me, 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:31.840 and one of the gifts he brings me is an 0:18:31.880 --> 0:18:35.199 oil lamp, and he says, you know, everyone likes to 0:18:35.200 --> 0:18:37.920 sit by the fire, but sometimes you can't. You don't 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:39.879 have an outdoor space to do it. But if you 0:18:39.960 --> 0:18:43.040 put this on in a room and you crank it up, 0:18:43.160 --> 0:18:45.040 it feels like you're at a fire because it flickers. 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:47.159 And then he lights a pine cone on fire and 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:48.959 he blows it out and he goes, now it smells 0:18:49.000 --> 0:18:51.800 like a fire. And then we turn the TV that 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.360 says bird cast, because that's brandings, that's what you don't 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:56.600 want to podcast. We just turn it off and we 0:18:56.760 --> 0:19:00.119 put on it raining and a window like we're in 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:03.080 the woods. And then we got high, and I swear 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.000 to God, I thought we were in the woods. I 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:08.439 escaped for like four hours and felt like I was 0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:11.239 in the woods with Todd Glass. And it was so 0:19:12.200 --> 0:19:16.080 fun and just the way Todd loves to do a 0:19:16.119 --> 0:19:18.760 bit like I was like, Todd, take a bite of 0:19:18.840 --> 0:19:20.800 something and pretend you're inducting me into the Hall of 0:19:20.840 --> 0:19:23.640 Fame of Comedy. And then he does it and he's 0:19:23.680 --> 0:19:27.520 so funny. But that's not what gets views these days. 0:19:28.280 --> 0:19:29.639 So it was. 0:19:31.359 --> 0:19:35.240 So good. It's so good, it's so fun. And then 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:37.359 I did one with Ronda Ralty the other day and 0:19:37.400 --> 0:19:40.119 she crashes Rogan. That'll get millions of you. 0:19:43.520 --> 0:19:46.320 I decided I want to come do Here's something that 0:19:46.320 --> 0:19:47.440 will never happen, but in. 0:19:47.400 --> 0:19:48.520 My mind I wanted to. 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:51.320 I want to go to Palm Springs with you and 0:19:51.400 --> 0:19:53.840 Todd Glass to go see Paul Anka in concert. 0:19:55.119 --> 0:19:57.040 He just sent me a link for tickets. I swear 0:19:57.040 --> 0:20:04.480 to God, his text pod glasses. Texts are Sometimes when 0:20:04.480 --> 0:20:07.720 I'm sad, I just open up his text chained to me, 0:20:08.240 --> 0:20:11.520 and it's like it's like I swear to I swear 0:20:11.960 --> 0:20:15.000 on your life and your family's life. You don't answer 0:20:15.040 --> 0:20:17.679 my texts. I hope you get aids. I hope you die, 0:20:17.760 --> 0:20:19.560 and I hope the last thing you see is my 0:20:19.720 --> 0:20:23.320 face giggling at your death. And then he writes next text, sorry, 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:31.359 that was meant for my sister. Is you know whatever, 0:20:31.720 --> 0:20:33.920 the funniest guy in the world. He is the funniest 0:20:33.920 --> 0:20:36.800 guy in the world. And it's I mean, listen, it's listen. 0:20:36.960 --> 0:20:39.760 I get click baby too. I you know, like I 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:43.520 understand how it works. I understand that. You know, YouTube 0:20:43.560 --> 0:20:45.960 is the medium and everyone you want to the outrage 0:20:46.000 --> 0:20:48.960 is what sells things. Sure, but man, sometimes just good 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:53.399 old funny and like it's like so enjoyable to forget 0:20:53.400 --> 0:20:54.800 about your problems. 0:20:54.440 --> 0:20:57.000 And watch two grown men, two middle. 0:20:56.720 --> 0:21:00.680 Aged men pretend they're camping on a podcast because they're 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:04.359 so high. It's I mean, that's that's the world. I 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:04.919 want to live it. 0:21:05.560 --> 0:21:07.040 You know what made me laugh so hard? 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:09.320 He said something to you and he was trying to 0:21:09.359 --> 0:21:12.080