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Speaker 5: It is the sixteenth day of April twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5: Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the parch of morning
Speaker 5: show on a lovely Thursday morning. Here we are ben
Speaker 5: Lever almost to the NFL draft. The playoffs are starting.
Speaker 5: We had lots going on and lots to cover. I
Speaker 5: don't know why we would wait. We shouldn't. Here's Lynn Koplitz,
Speaker 5: so comedy on a Thursday morning. Gonna be a great day.
Speaker 5: So come on in.
Speaker 1: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 6: I'm really getting Oh I used to I used to be.
Speaker 6: You said, oh, oh you're so young and sad.
Speaker 1: Look at you.
Speaker 4: She's so sweet and beautiful.
Speaker 6: How old are you twenty seven. Are you giggled because
Speaker 6: you're at the end of young?
Speaker 4: It's so sad at the end of young. Are you white?
Speaker 3: You're white?
Speaker 4: Girl? Tell let me tell you why.
Speaker 6: Because white women we age like bananas. Because you're a
Speaker 6: little green banana. Till you're in your thirties, you're a
Speaker 6: green banana. Anything is possible. Then in your thirties, you're right.
Speaker 6: That's why boys listen to Auntie Lynn. If you're dating
Speaker 6: a woman in her thirties, a white woman, and you
Speaker 6: feel like she's trying to trap you, that's because that
Speaker 6: is trying to trap you.
Speaker 4: She knows she's right. You got to peel a banana.
Speaker 6: We gotta go, now, go before there's a bruise.
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen a bruise banana? For as long
Speaker 4: as it takes us to ripe, and we rot that fast.
Speaker 1: Once there's a bruise on the.
Speaker 4: Banana, what do you have? You have like three days before.
Speaker 6: It's not even recognizable. People who walk in by the kitchen.
Speaker 6: What's on top of the refrigerator. The dog keeps barking
Speaker 6: at it.
Speaker 4: It don't look right.
Speaker 1: The freaks sleeping side is sweet and I agree it
Speaker 1: is on your side.
Speaker 5: You hear the distance under this line in your stride.
Speaker 5: Take it to the top, Cory.
Speaker 1: It's not the same without Tommy though, right, it's just
Speaker 1: not the same.
Speaker 5: About Tommy anymore. He didn't like us. That's we didn't
Speaker 5: come to this party.
Speaker 1: He didn't come to this party. And man, he's in
Speaker 1: New York City, he says, doesn't want to be a
Speaker 1: part of the show on Friday or on Thursdays anymore.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be in New York City.
Speaker 5: I don't blame him, jamshoesn't want to be a part
Speaker 5: of the shelves.
Speaker 1: Everybody hates us. Sauce states us.
Speaker 7: I don't hate you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 5: You've got it?
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 5: You know what he's been doing? You know what he's
Speaker 5: been doing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a little known thing. It's called chlamydia
Speaker 5: of the throat.
Speaker 1: I do not have yes, you do.
Speaker 5: I can tell.
Speaker 1: Man, everything's falling apart. Look, so the Timberwolves are in
Speaker 1: the postseason starting Saturday, and Be cares and Max Max
Speaker 1: shatters his jaw in a thousand pieces?
Speaker 5: Should do be?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 1: He can't talk?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: You can't talk? So that's nice timing. This is your week.
Speaker 1: It's NFL Draft week. You can't talk, cannot Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Great?
Speaker 1: Great for radio? Why what do you want me to do? Jesus?
Speaker 5: I want you to take better care of yourself?
Speaker 2: I tried to.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sounds like it was a you're old and crying?
Speaker 5: Can you is radio? Is sign language good on the radio?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. And I don't remember any of it.
Speaker 5: And what's his name?
Speaker 1: Back here? Is?
Speaker 5: Zach's going to Vegas for seven weeks? No, Dallas for
Speaker 5: seven weeks?
Speaker 1: What are you going to Dallas?
Speaker 5: Yeah, lucky, uh tomorrow and he's gonna be gone till
Speaker 5: I believe Tuesday, June.
Speaker 7: What's in Dallas?
Speaker 1: What's in Dallas?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: What's he going there for? What do you think he's
Speaker 1: going to do? You remember?
Speaker 5: What's do you know what station you're on? Tom Bernard's dead, uncle.
Speaker 1: That's what you sound like.
Speaker 5: That's what you sound like, tucking from a casket.
Speaker 1: Zach's going to Dallas for racing.
Speaker 5: Racing, He's going for racing. That's right.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's gonna be a long show.
Speaker 7: I got it, I got it.
Speaker 1: He got a job, trim and grassy knolls.
Speaker 8: Oh man, Well, good for Zacho. I need to do that. Actually,
Speaker 8: thanks for the reminder.
Speaker 5: You welcome trim that grassy knoll before I go to
Speaker 5: the Big d. Yeah, it looks like it's just me
Speaker 5: and U Core oh Man, maybe maybe liber but liber
Speaker 5: might come in. Sounded like the grim Reaper as well.
Speaker 3: Saw.
Speaker 1: So who do you think they're gonna take it? Eighteen
Speaker 1: next Thursday?
Speaker 7: Gerrod McCoy, Tamad McCoy, the Tennessee.
Speaker 1: Quarterback anything else? Dad?
Speaker 7: I think you'd be a great player.
Speaker 5: Do you want Do you want? I have my stuff?
Speaker 5: Do you want to? Will you take a It's a
Speaker 5: black loss and just for singers, it'll help you throw?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 7: Is he messing with me?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? What was I gonna do? Tell you? I
Speaker 2: can't talk and not show up. I love being here.
Speaker 1: I think we should all do this together. My days
Speaker 1: are limited.
Speaker 5: I think we should all do see you should all.
Speaker 2: Talk like this Topper and arts day.
Speaker 1: Hey Cory, how was your day?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Was I supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Just not?
Speaker 5: I forgot that this was radio and people don't like
Speaker 5: listening to dead people talk.
Speaker 2: Why is that going to Dallas?
Speaker 1: I forgot sorry, man has heard my voice. I can't
Speaker 1: do that. Talk normal?
Speaker 5: Hello, near mind?
Speaker 1: Hey, the twins lost? You excited about that? No? I
Speaker 1: want them to keep winning. I don't buy that for
Speaker 1: a second. I don't think I have him with me.
Speaker 1: How many vitamin waters do you have?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: It's working too, it's not, but I don't want to
Speaker 7: not be.
Speaker 1: I can go home, go full home.
Speaker 3: Sounds like you already did. Finally, it does sound like
Speaker 3: I died. It started to happen last night. What did
Speaker 3: I'm losing my boys?
Speaker 1: Are you listening to your religion as well?
Speaker 3: Damn?
Speaker 1: Are you in a corner? You get the wrong bag? Dude?
Speaker 2: Sorry, son of a bitch.
Speaker 1: These things work like a charm.
Speaker 7: What are they called?
Speaker 1: I forget? But they're in a red box and they
Speaker 1: come from Denmark? And are they illegal? Probably in fourteen states?
Speaker 1: Son of a bit.
Speaker 2: I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 5: I didn't drive the big Bees next to the van today.
Speaker 5: Those are the ones? Yeah vocals, Yeah, vocal zone, those
Speaker 5: are great. I have it in my other bag. I
Speaker 5: drove my car instead of my van today. Sorry you're screwed.
Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry, we all are. Sorry I'm letting you guys, don.
Speaker 5: Hey, Zach, Yeah, when you leave for Dallas for the
Speaker 5: next three months for what?
Speaker 8: For what?
Speaker 5: Do you have anything over there that is a lozenge
Speaker 5: type so we don't have to listen to him anymore?
Speaker 5: Do you have any cyclon?
Speaker 2: B Oh? What's that? I mean?
Speaker 8: I can run to Mexico and get some real good
Speaker 8: stuff if you want.
Speaker 1: You know, he hadn't shattered his John a thousand pieces.
Speaker 1: Max was going to go to Denver this weekend.
Speaker 3: He was for what basketball? I'm sorry, I forgot. I'm
Speaker 3: not smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you know why the people got on the artemist too?
Speaker 9: For what?
Speaker 1: To see the other side of the moon? Where'd they go?
Speaker 7: Bitch?
Speaker 3: The dark side of the moon? Man, I don't like
Speaker 3: letting you guys dout. You not showing up would be
Speaker 3: letting you guys in that blue.
Speaker 1: Bag over there. Cannabis? Oh well, those aren't working for
Speaker 1: a damn they are not.
Speaker 5: They're not.
Speaker 3: I took three of them this morning to try and
Speaker 3: get my voice back. It hasn't worked.
Speaker 5: What iful do you think waterboarding would work? I would
Speaker 5: enjudge for everybody. I like sitting in here with you guys,
Speaker 5: like I have.
Speaker 1: Friends you well no one on the planet loves you
Speaker 1: more than sauce.
Speaker 3: We learned that yesterday, I know, but I met that
Speaker 3: in a positive way differently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 5: It's okay. No, that looks good on you. That's another
Speaker 5: compliment he gave me yesterday.
Speaker 7: I did you.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a long show today. We're gonna get there.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get there. I can go home. We're gonna
Speaker 1: get there. I think you're doing great. Yeah, no, Tommy,
Speaker 1: Tommy's in New York City, Ben, I'll be here in
Speaker 1: like forty five minutes. Have you had the punk yet,
Speaker 1: the monster energy punk punch. I tried it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: like this solid.
Speaker 5: I bet if I had if I gave old crypt
Speaker 5: keeper over there some of this.
Speaker 1: You did help him out. Yeah, we're getting old. No,
Speaker 1: the kids don't know that reference at all. What's the
Speaker 1: crypt what's the crypt keeper? Yeah? That dude just to
Speaker 1: freak me out many I was too young saying scare
Speaker 1: the crap out of me?
Speaker 7: Is he with like the big busty lady?
Speaker 1: No, Hey, Core, what's his name? Uh?
Speaker 5: Meets us?
Speaker 7: Yes, sir, you've got your new client.
Speaker 5: You got a spot for your new client, gonna represent them.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, no, I know. I know game day men's health,
Speaker 3: I know health. I know it's but it's about like
Speaker 3: helping you in the bedroom and helping you lose weight.
Speaker 3: It's not helping you loose talk like me, it's not.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I've let a lot of people down this week.
Speaker 3: I can't talk.
Speaker 5: That is the greatest gift you've ever given me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I thought so all day to day.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be great. I love you and lot. I've
Speaker 1: let a lot of people down.
Speaker 5: That's a T shirt we get.
Speaker 2: Well, you're right.
Speaker 5: We should have our own teacher.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need our own birch story. A lot of
Speaker 1: people down this week. Just pep up and chuck shuck.
Speaker 1: You've been looking for Well, listen to this. I've let
Speaker 1: a lot of people down this week.
Speaker 5: Chat Gptita draw sauce as the crypt keeper and that'd
Speaker 5: be the picture underneath.
Speaker 1: I've let a lot of people down this week. With
Speaker 1: thirty seven Vitamin of Honors to his right and a
Speaker 1: bunch of worthless lozenges to his left, it's going nowhere
Speaker 1: for you, buddy. I don't know about vocal zone.
Speaker 5: Yeah it works real well, man, I got to tell you.
Speaker 5: That's my friend Cassie May, who sings with the Dillos
Speaker 5: with me. She introduced me to those things. They're great,
Speaker 5: they're great. They don't taste good. They're like black licorice.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well it helps me not sound like this. I'll
Speaker 7: do it again.
Speaker 5: I'd be willing to suffocate you. You know, sound like
Speaker 5: that sounds like somebody tried to suffocate you with their.
Speaker 2: Thye Jesus, Yeah, that's that's where I've heard it.
Speaker 1: That's why I knew I heard this song before. Uh, sauce,
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta you know, you gotta fight through it. Man,
Speaker 1: Jordan fought through a flu. Yeah right, yeah, but and
Speaker 1: he was a champion's getting.
Speaker 7: Losers?
Speaker 2: You got it?
Speaker 3: All seriousness. Okay, we've seen how quickly this can be
Speaker 3: taken away from us.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, this week.
Speaker 7: I have no other skills. I have no work ethic.
Speaker 5: He considers this a skill.
Speaker 3: This isn't a skill, but it's it's rightful employment, and
Speaker 3: I appreciate it every day, So I will show up here.
Speaker 1: My god, you sound like Tom Bernard.
Speaker 7: Until I can't.
Speaker 1: But do you think the big wigs that I heard
Speaker 1: are going?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Power Trip's doing great. Cafean's doing great. You hear Meat
Speaker 1: Sauce lost his voice so he didn't come in on Thursday.
Speaker 4: He's gone.
Speaker 1: You think that you're that close to the edge. And
Speaker 1: if you don't show up today because your voice is
Speaker 1: out and you do radio, that's an hour. It's time
Speaker 1: for the Mike Musselam Memorial Walk.
Speaker 3: No, but I this is a we get to do this.
Speaker 5: That's right, baby, that's the thing. We get to We
Speaker 5: get to that.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 7: I will show up here as as long as I.
Speaker 1: Can today or in general, just in general, the concept
Speaker 1: of showing up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, yeah, I'll be here. I don't know
Speaker 7: if i'll be here.
Speaker 1: But you're technically here right now. Yeah.
Speaker 7: I will show up here as I as I can't.
Speaker 1: So what do you want to talk about? We got
Speaker 1: three hours to fill. It's on your mind? What are
Speaker 1: you thinking about?
Speaker 7: Well, the draft is a week from today. I can't
Speaker 7: wait for that.
Speaker 5: Look, it's getting better.
Speaker 7: I'm still trying to figure out why Zach is going
Speaker 7: to Dallas.
Speaker 3: That was one of the dumbest things I've ever done
Speaker 3: in my life.
Speaker 1: I hope I got people down this week.
Speaker 5: I want that T shirt very badly.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well Tina could do it.
Speaker 1: She's no longer here. Wait wait, we took pay cut.
Speaker 5: They stopped matching my four oh one k. In fact,
Speaker 5: they started taking money from my four oh one k.
Speaker 7: Well that's for a different reason.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, good boy, you're going to show up here
Speaker 5: as long as you can. You said that another time
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 3: I remember, yeah, correct, yeah, and you said to me,
Speaker 3: you're fine, you make eight bucks an hour.
Speaker 1: I go home.
Speaker 5: You said I can't show up there anymore.
Speaker 2: I got fired.
Speaker 1: All I can hear is a party in the background.
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, let's just go to
Speaker 5: my house and look at these pictures on my phone.
Speaker 1: This is our future. I don't think that, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like you've.
Speaker 5: Already been working. Your new job.
Speaker 1: Was a terrifying laugh job of the there's something.
Speaker 2: To do with my size.
Speaker 10: Shark about the sauce.
Speaker 2: The sauce.
Speaker 5: Oh thanks sauce. I'm so glad you're sick man.
Speaker 2: Thank you well.
Speaker 7: And I thought Tommy would be here and he'd do
Speaker 7: most of the talkie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, big boy job in New York. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I think I think it. I think it's
Speaker 1: for work. I don't think it's a personal trips like
Speaker 1: in New York. Do you think probably? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think he h. I think he really likes New
Speaker 3: York City. Yeah, I think it's a good dude scene.
Speaker 3: Can confirm he's in New York. Yeah, good dude scene,
Speaker 3: I would guess.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can imagine. Du I can't believe how
Speaker 1: much you sound like Tom Bernard right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he would make fun of me too, though if
Speaker 3: I sounded like this.
Speaker 1: But I'll get there. Hey, at least you're here.
Speaker 3: Now. You know what. I don't have to worry about
Speaker 3: leaves in my gutters because I've gut her helmet from
Speaker 3: gutterhelmet mn dot com. If you want to hear spot
Speaker 3: about where you can get tip top in tip Top Health,
Speaker 3: listen through the break son of a bitch. I'm sorry
Speaker 3: Game Day Men's Health that I sound like this. I
Speaker 3: haven't represented you well this week.
Speaker 5: Have you gone there yet? It's like you got to
Speaker 5: make your first trip there. This is the before.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well I can't go in there like this.
Speaker 5: No, you need to go in there like this and
Speaker 5: say please fix me like a like a straight up
Speaker 5: what I mean, tell your tell your balls off.
Speaker 1: Nobody pregnancymore. We got to stop the line.
Speaker 3: Brother, Why then you don't want humanity? You don't want
Speaker 3: to stop all the Lamberts.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he definitely wants to stop all the
Speaker 1: Lambers from getting pregnant.
Speaker 5: No one of them would like to help. No, I
Speaker 5: want to change up the line.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 7: You don't think you do.
Speaker 1: I don't think you want to pregnant?
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: More of the Power Trip Morning Show after this, trust
Speaker 1: me stick through the break. This is the Power Trip
Speaker 1: Morning Show on the fan.
Speaker 5: Welcome back. It's the pirateor Borning shirt. Saucy's over there
Speaker 5: hanging in there. Cory's over there avoiding the plague.
Speaker 1: Trying to Hey, you know how he just did a
Speaker 1: commercial for Game Day Men's Health. So he's got the
Speaker 1: website up. Yeah, and he was sitting in my seat
Speaker 1: while he was doing the spot. So then when he left,
Speaker 1: I sat down. The team at Game Day Men's Health
Speaker 1: across the Country is at the bottom of the website.
Speaker 1: There's like ten or twelve people that have their photos
Speaker 1: and their bios right. One of them is named Mark Rosen?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Mark Rosen is the co owner
Speaker 1: and clinical director at Game day Palm Beach Gardens. There
Speaker 1: he is Mark Rosen, not that Mark Rosen, but a
Speaker 1: different one. Is that one going to Italy? I don't
Speaker 1: think this one is the other one is?
Speaker 7: How do you know that herb rumors.
Speaker 1: The private tour of the Vatican. Somebody forward me a friend.
Speaker 5: My friend Beth sent me an obituary for a Christopher
Speaker 5: James Hockey from like Roseville who passed away this week.
Speaker 1: Geez, I know spelled the same way. Yeah, I'm kidding.
Speaker 5: I again, I have never I don't know any Hockey's
Speaker 5: that I'm not related to. I don't think I've ever
Speaker 5: met one that I'm not related to. And this person
Speaker 5: lives in the Twin Cities and must have just had
Speaker 5: the worst time telling people, no, I'm not the guy
Speaker 5: who talks about how small a Wiener is on the right.
Speaker 1: Different one, Yeah, brilliant Sauce James on Twitter says Meat
Speaker 1: Sauce is doing an amazing RFK impression this morning.
Speaker 7: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you say something like there's micro
Speaker 1: chips in the vaccine?
Speaker 5: Will you do me a different favor as well? Will
Speaker 5: you do a JFKM personation later?
Speaker 2: That's why I'm going to Dallas.
Speaker 7: I knew it.
Speaker 1: Why, Hey, hey, can you say the sentence? Did you
Speaker 1: hear I cut off a raccoons penis?
Speaker 7: He said that?
Speaker 1: Try it once.
Speaker 3: Hey, did you hear I cut off a raccoons penis?
Speaker 1: That's kind of crazy, amazing, that's really good. That's a
Speaker 1: great great. Oh dude, you got to stand up in
Speaker 1: two nights. Oh man, you got to hustle up and
Speaker 1: get that voice situated. Otherwise that's not going to work.
Speaker 2: No, it's not going to work.
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 7: It might be over for me.
Speaker 1: Flop sweat and tears. You're gonna be flop sweating. Speak
Speaker 1: of that. Sydney Sweeney, Jesus, do you watch you four?
Speaker 3: He or not?
Speaker 1: Just our name?
Speaker 5: Oh, she's on a Gene Shorts ad for American Eagle.
Speaker 1: Yeah those are back? Are they?
Speaker 3: Can? You know?
Speaker 1: I just mean the ads are back. Remember that was
Speaker 1: the big controversy like a year or so ago about
Speaker 1: how say Sweeney has good jeans and everybody got mad.
Speaker 1: Yeah I like that though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like those jeans. Also, right, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 5: I'd like to see her topless.
Speaker 1: Well, watch you forty. It's pretty consistent. I haven't seen
Speaker 1: an episode, but yep, the people love it really, zach
Speaker 1: you like it?
Speaker 8: Season three is setting up to be a really good
Speaker 8: season for those I want to see her topless, so
Speaker 8: oh subscribing?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she is an OnlyFans creator this season.
Speaker 2: Correct, that's what she's gonna want to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't blame her.
Speaker 5: Man, you gotta make that sweet money.
Speaker 1: Did you see who in real life?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: He's joining only fans? Yeah this is maybe a generational name,
Speaker 1: but for those of us in our forties and beyond,
Speaker 1: Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie says she's joining only fans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, hell yeah, thanks RFK, You're welcome. Corlos. Wow,
Speaker 3: now I can't not hear it. That's okay, as long
Speaker 3: as you can hear me.
Speaker 1: Can you say my wife was great on Curb Your Enthusiasm?
Speaker 7: My wife was great on Curb your Enthusiasm.
Speaker 1: A dead ringer. It's your best impression of all time?
Speaker 7: Thanks Daddy.
Speaker 5: I about Sydney Sweeney's cool?
Speaker 1: Is this fun of your own?
Speaker 3: Can I ask a question I've only seemed like a
Speaker 3: half episode of Euphoria? Is she a good actress?
Speaker 1: Or is she Zachary?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think so he's she can be depressed and
Speaker 8: sad like everybody else in that show has to be
Speaker 8: pretty good.
Speaker 5: So she was pretty good on that one season, that
Speaker 5: one thing where the Good Islands and everybody's been.
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah mmm, so you admit it.
Speaker 3: I have a TV show recommendation for you, guys.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 7: Go ahead? I would be honored. Big Mistakes. It's half hour.
Speaker 7: It's really good. It's a dark comedy.
Speaker 5: Is this doc lantern about you and your brother? Done
Speaker 5: by your dad?
Speaker 7: Oh? I think he's proud of my brother.
Speaker 1: M that can't be right. What is Big Mistakes on?
Speaker 5: I think you need to watch the documentary?
Speaker 7: Netflix?
Speaker 1: Netflix, Netflix, So say it again? Though I was so
Speaker 1: caught up in your your voice, I wasn't even really listening.
Speaker 1: Big Mistakes is what?
Speaker 3: Now? It's Dan Levy's new show. It's really really, really good. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I watched the first two episodes.
Speaker 1: It is really good. It's fun.
Speaker 5: I'm confused, and I like the girl who plays his sister.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the bad.
Speaker 5: One, not the no, not the good one.
Speaker 1: The other one sucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah she sucks.
Speaker 3: Just wait though, yeah, the twist it took last night,
Speaker 3: I'm like, wait, what oh good. Yeah, it's very good.
Speaker 3: It sets up perfectly for a second season. Good and
Speaker 3: he's great. I love Dan Levy.
Speaker 5: I like the character he's playing. That's interesting. Yeah, what's
Speaker 5: your name, Corey. It's good.
Speaker 3: You'd like it, Yeah, you would like it. It's like
Speaker 3: twenty five minutes to thirty five minutes, very binge able.
Speaker 1: It's too busy. Watching The Boys episode three last night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I heard your brother just.
Speaker 7: A mess that a different kind.
Speaker 1: Well that's good, yeah, just carnage. Yeah. I never even
Speaker 1: heard of this show, Big Mistakes, so it just came out.
Speaker 5: It's like this week, I think. Yeah, hmm, yeah, looks
Speaker 5: it's it's for good. I like that guy.
Speaker 1: I've never seen s Creek either, So you never saw
Speaker 1: have you really?
Speaker 7: No, you really not.
Speaker 1: I've just not seen much of a I've always felt
Speaker 1: like he's funny when I see him interviews and stuff.
Speaker 1: Though it seems like a funny dude.
Speaker 3: S Creak is one of the greatest shows of all time.
Speaker 3: And your guy and now my guy Paul Charchion would agree,
Speaker 3: and now you're a guy. Yeah, he loves me. He
Speaker 3: sent me a very nice text messages.
Speaker 1: Did he really Yeah?
Speaker 3: He texted me a picture of Annie End's pretzels and said,
Speaker 3: these reminded me of you.
Speaker 1: That you reminded him of me, try to text me he.
Speaker 3: May have, and then realized, like Paul's has a very
Speaker 3: low self esteem, so I can't say I'm at the
Speaker 3: text scory.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good call. He sent me a picture
Speaker 1: of his genitals. Right, did it remind him.
Speaker 5: Of he said? Have you ever seen a sore like this?
Speaker 7: I thought, he said, I thought, maybe you'd know.
Speaker 5: That's what he said. I only know one person who said.
Speaker 1: Hey, do you guys know? Do you guys have a
Speaker 1: visceral kind of physical reaction? When I say, like, do
Speaker 1: you remember what your childhood home smells like? Yeah? Like
Speaker 1: it just like you know, everybody's home, I thought, I think,
Speaker 1: is it just me? When when we were growing up,
Speaker 1: homes had a more distinct smell than they do now.
Speaker 1: I wonder why that is? Homes? Yes, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I feel like most homes now smell pretty
Speaker 1: similar and clean and normal, But back in the day,
Speaker 1: everybody had a weird smell. The second you walked into
Speaker 1: your buddy's house, you'd be like, yep, this is so
Speaker 1: and so's house. You can smell it, like if you
Speaker 1: had been blind, you'd be able to tell.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm being very serious. Right now, I'm trying to
Speaker 5: remember the last time I was in someone else's home.
Speaker 5: I'm not kidding you. Yeah, not yesterday at all. No,
Speaker 5: not the day before that. I can't remember the last
Speaker 5: time I was. Maybe Saturday.
Speaker 1: That's relatively recently. Yeah, I haven't been in anybody else's
Speaker 1: house since these Sure.
Speaker 7: Make it out of the entry.
Speaker 5: Waight, Nope, I'm still in there.
Speaker 2: What I like.
Speaker 1: Before we completely lose track and get depressed that we
Speaker 1: don't go to other people's houses.
Speaker 5: That's just that's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry, no, But the only reason I bring it up
Speaker 1: is I can't not think of Vegas. That the Annieans
Speaker 1: smell in the airport when you walk by it. That's
Speaker 1: part of my like physical reaction to Vegas. When I
Speaker 1: hear the words Las Vegas, I can smell the Antians
Speaker 1: pressle at that freaking stop right at the top of
Speaker 1: the escalators. Right, it's like, let's go, yeah, right by
Speaker 1: gate what D fifty? Everything is possible?
Speaker 5: Yeah, there, it is, like Sam Spreewall says, everything's possible.
Speaker 1: Sam Spreewallo.
Speaker 2: Dying owl over there.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that was biz Marquis's last song.
Speaker 2: Boo, I'm down on my knee.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Now I want pretzels. Yeah, and I want
Speaker 1: to go to ve guess. Hey, Uh, the Anians drive through.
Speaker 1: That's in what is it Roseville? Or it's on the
Speaker 1: south side of the city, is correct? Yes, I say
Speaker 1: you Burnsville, Roseville not Roseville. Is it Burnsville? Somebody's get
Speaker 1: it on the south side either way? Is that working?
Speaker 1: I don't know because it wasn't. Uh, you know, there
Speaker 1: aren't a ton of those. I don't think nationally the
Speaker 1: Anians drive through. I wonder if they're working. Man, it's
Speaker 1: a good idea if it's successful.
Speaker 2: Had no idea that we.
Speaker 5: Should make sure that it works because they'll shut it down.
Speaker 1: Put one in Plymouth, I'll use it. I don't want
Speaker 1: to say daily, but the right answer is daily probably, man.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm sorry. If you work at that one, yeah,
Speaker 9: how about the delivery? Email me your financials. I want
Speaker 9: to know if it's doing well.
Speaker 5: I wonder if we could DoorDash that because I don't
Speaker 5: I want them to stay in business, even if I
Speaker 5: don't freak with the joy can.
Speaker 8: I don't know if we can do it here, but
Speaker 8: I have had I have seen it. No kidding has
Speaker 8: an option for door dash Hm hmm, that would be good.
Speaker 7: That would be good.
Speaker 1: Let's do front page when we come back. All right,
Speaker 1: we actually got something. We got a lot of sports
Speaker 1: to get to. We've been focused on Sauce's voice. What
Speaker 1: are you walking over here for? You get another spot
Speaker 1: or something? Oh, he's got another one. Yeah, stick around
Speaker 1: during the break page? Forts is next? You good? Marning?
Speaker 5: Never buy it.
Speaker 1: Here we are.
Speaker 5: During a movie about Rocky No, No Sebuster Stallone before
Speaker 5: he played Rocky.
Speaker 7: Hm.
Speaker 5: The guy who's playing him, doo Anthony Ippolito. I saw
Speaker 5: pictures of the guy as Sebuster Stallone. I thought it
Speaker 5: was Sylvester Stallone. He couldn't look more like a young Rocky.
Speaker 5: Where they're making movies about lots of stuff, I would
Speaker 5: never have thought to make a movie about No Sylvester
Speaker 5: Stallone before he did Rocky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's mostly him, just like in school and working
Speaker 1: part time jobs. Yeah, it's not interesting, it's just gonna.
Speaker 2: Be well acted.
Speaker 1: I look a lot like.
Speaker 3: Well, hey, we should make a movie with you. Then,
Speaker 3: what's your favorite sl movie? Cobra, Yeah, Cobra's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Expendables four is good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the one where he arm russells people
Speaker 1: till they die over the top.
Speaker 7: Rambo four or Rambo Last Blood was great.
Speaker 1: I think the one I've seen the most is Cliffhanger.
Speaker 1: That one's but I haven't seen it in a long
Speaker 1: time film.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 5: I still don't know how he makes his cheeks wrinkle
Speaker 5: like that when he's trying to hold onto that lady's
Speaker 5: hand and then she drops to her death because he's
Speaker 5: not weak.
Speaker 1: Spoiler first scene?
Speaker 7: Do you like Judge dread.
Speaker 5: I loved it.
Speaker 1: It was good. Oh boy, go ahead.
Speaker 5: I like the sequel, Judge Dreadlocks.
Speaker 7: That was good.
Speaker 5: He moved, he moved to the Caribbean, but he was
Speaker 5: still a judge.
Speaker 1: Did he really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He did. It's like eight point two nine point three.
Speaker 5: Ready, Yeah, I'm hitting it for somebody's name playing he go?
Speaker 2: Are you good?
Speaker 1: Time?
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Speaker 1: They're gonna face Dallas in Round one of the playoffs.
Speaker 1: They are at Dallas this weekend. That's so weird. Zach's
Speaker 1: going to Dallas this weekend. Dallas's top line center Rupe
Speaker 1: Hints will miss the start of the playoffs. We're not
Speaker 1: exactly sure what that means. But does the start of
Speaker 1: the playoffs Zach mean all of the Wild series? Some
Speaker 1: of the Wild series? We're not exactly sure. He apparently
Speaker 1: suffered a setback while he's trying to rehab from a
Speaker 1: lower body injury that he has been out since uh
Speaker 1: March sixth with. So he's been out over a month
Speaker 1: with this, and they I think they were crossing their
Speaker 1: fingers that Hints would be back for the postseason, but
Speaker 1: so far no. So maybe I'll tell you we dodge
Speaker 1: a bullitt a little bit there and Hints is out.
Speaker 5: I think he's the guy. Brero had a great guest
Speaker 5: on a guy from Dallas Morning News and he said,
Speaker 5: I think give some out this guy if he misses,
Speaker 5: if he's not backed by the by game three, the
Speaker 5: Wild will win that series, is what that guy said.
Speaker 1: So there's two guys. Was it Hints or Hayskin in?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 1: Is at the other guy? I'm sorry, right, Zachary?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: How you said? Yeah?
Speaker 5: He said if he's not back by game three, the
Speaker 5: Wild will win the series.
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So I think the optimism on him, though, is stronger. Right,
Speaker 1: Zach can tell me if anything I'm saying is incorrect?
Speaker 2: Nope, you are.
Speaker 1: But is he supposed to be back for Game one?
Speaker 2: I believe?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 8: You know, as we know that the the NHL injuries
Speaker 8: in particular are very vague.
Speaker 2: They do not like to share much information at all.
Speaker 8: But yeah, it sounds like Cason haysin and will be
Speaker 8: back Rupe, as you mentioned, suffering a setback, and that
Speaker 8: will certainly hurt them, that's for sure, and I hope
Speaker 8: that he gets back. I don't want you don't ever
Speaker 8: want injuries, even if you're there there, your opponent. You
Speaker 8: want to play their best with our best. But the
Speaker 8: good news for the while is John Hines said the
Speaker 8: other day that everybody's good and healthy, which is as
Speaker 8: good as you can ask for at this point because
Speaker 8: everybody in the league is banged up. But we've so far,
Speaker 8: so good avoided the injury bug.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic, that's morally and ethically sound. However, for Wolves fans,
Speaker 1: I would like Joker to twist his ankle on the
Speaker 1: way to practice today. I would like Wenby to do
Speaker 1: the same thing in round two, Sga to do the
Speaker 1: same thing in round three, and Tatum, Jalen Brown, K Cunningham,
Speaker 1: whoever to do it in the finals.
Speaker 5: And I hope Troy Aigman has the runs exactly.
Speaker 1: I don't want them to, you know, get into a
Speaker 1: car accident. I don't want them to like, you know,
Speaker 1: shatter their knee in a thousand pieces. I would just
Speaker 1: like them to miss the series and the Wolves can
Speaker 1: win the NBA title.
Speaker 7: That'd be great.
Speaker 1: Sauce. Yeah, Danny, name as many guys named Rupe as
Speaker 1: you can go.
Speaker 8: Up.
Speaker 5: Murdoch, What does the tiny kangaroo have to do when
Speaker 5: he goes to dinner with Rosie.
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man, that was so fast and so good.
Speaker 1: It's like sex.
Speaker 7: Well, Jesus, that was so fast and so good.
Speaker 2: That was so clever. Man Or he got the cigarette,
Speaker 2: isn't you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's supposed to be in your mouth.
Speaker 7: Brother, Oh listen to the holster.
Speaker 1: The Red Sox beat the Twins nine to five. The
Speaker 1: Twins led one nothing. It's a long shift, and then
Speaker 1: Boston scored nine consecutive runs. S w R went five innings,
Speaker 1: ten hits, seven runs, six of them earned looking up
Speaker 1: on your phone. Twins made it a little interesting for
Speaker 1: a half a second. In the ninth, they scored four,
Speaker 1: including a three run home run by Ryan Kriedler. Again,
Speaker 1: I think it's Kraler. I haven't heard anybody say his name,
Speaker 1: so I think that's how you say it. The Twins
Speaker 1: are now eleven and eight. No problem there. They still
Speaker 1: won two out of three against Boston. Off today and
Speaker 1: then starting tomorrow. For the next three they host Chris
Speaker 1: Hockey Cincinnati Red Let's go Red Joe Ryan on the
Speaker 1: Mountain tomorrow nights against Cincinnati. Yeah, I went either way.
Speaker 5: I still love the Reds the team of my childhood,
Speaker 5: and the Twins are the team of Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I they at the one ten games on Saturday
Speaker 1: and Sunday. We still slady to get snow on Saturday?
Speaker 1: Or is that not at all?
Speaker 5: Well, now it looks like just cold not snow, which
Speaker 5: is crazy because it's it's like a it's like the
Speaker 5: cold weather's the cheeseburger and the day before in the
Speaker 5: day after Friday and Sunday, or the buns.
Speaker 3: You love buns, brother, Yeah, you do, I get that,
Speaker 3: right any in particular, I say, but not.
Speaker 1: With artificial food coloring.
Speaker 7: But not with artificial food coloring, right eyes.
Speaker 1: Had you get at this, I think you should actually
Speaker 1: keep his voice through Saturday and just do a thirty
Speaker 1: minute Rifka impression before Common takes the stage at What
Speaker 1: Slop Sweating Tears.
Speaker 3: Yea Cinema Grill dot com. You can get tickets. I
Speaker 3: think you can win them later on this show.
Speaker 5: By the way, I mentioned that I was listening to Berermo. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was doing some antique shopping in Saint a metsin company.
Speaker 1: It checks out and I bought a sweet leather jacket.
Speaker 5: But anyway, they were listening to They were listening to
Speaker 5: fan big fans of the Power tricks.
Speaker 1: That's cool and everything.
Speaker 5: As I was in the antique.
Speaker 7: Store, could we see the leather jacket?
Speaker 1: It's in my van?
Speaker 7: Are you I'd like to see.
Speaker 1: Your leather jacket? Well, if lor Michaels is listening right now,
Speaker 1: you have a chance. It's that good. Yeah, though I don't, okay,
Speaker 1: I never have a chance. The NFL Draft is one
Speaker 1: week from tonight. We talked to Ben Lieber about it
Speaker 1: and more in the next fifteen minutes or selling Ben
Speaker 1: rolls in the happening. Vikings are selecting eighteenth in round one?
Speaker 1: Or are they? By the way, can I just make
Speaker 1: some I want to make something clear, and I want
Speaker 1: this to be on the record so everybody knows this.
Speaker 7: Okay, what times it is?
Speaker 1: Six fifteen April sixteenth, twenty twenty six, the year of
Speaker 1: our Lord. Get that. What day is it? It's time
Speaker 1: to get on Thursday, Thursday. I have to say that
Speaker 1: it's Thursday, April sixteenth of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 7: As we're recording this.
Speaker 1: As we're recording this, write this down. The Vikings absolutely
Speaker 1: could pick eighteenth, and I could see them taking a
Speaker 1: variety of different positions, safety, defensive line, maybe a skilled position.
Speaker 1: Player like wide receiver. Okay, and I wouldn't be super
Speaker 1: surprised if they move up a little bit and target
Speaker 1: a player or hear me out, slide down and get
Speaker 1: extra value. So okay, But when this happens next Thursday
Speaker 1: and they move up or down or stay put, make
Speaker 1: sure you say that you heard Corey Cove on the
Speaker 1: Power to a Morning shows say it first, because that's
Speaker 1: all that matters to me in my life is that
Speaker 1: people know that I was the first to say it.
Speaker 3: Pull your hands up. So if they stay and pick
Speaker 3: at eighteen, that's what I said, you're correct. That's what
Speaker 3: I said. If they move up, you're correct, don't be surprised.
Speaker 3: And if they move back, you're correct.
Speaker 1: I could see that happening.
Speaker 7: Wow, that's unbelievable insight. Mel kiper Jr.
Speaker 1: Thanks RFK Junior, you're welcome, he RFK Mowler.
Speaker 5: Yes, sir, there's a antique store called Salvage Sisters in
Speaker 5: Saint claud Paul.
Speaker 1: Put your hand down.
Speaker 5: I've got to go there today.
Speaker 7: There are I.
Speaker 3: Think there's a TV show called that as well. Really yeah,
Speaker 3: it's two ladies.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of salvage things.
Speaker 5: They call them Salvage Sisters and it's too.
Speaker 1: Lady Tommy just text me. He said he would rather
Speaker 1: go to Dunn Brothers. I don't get that. That's very
Speaker 1: well played. You guys are good.
Speaker 7: You guys are quick and funny. Thank you, Thanks you are.
Speaker 7: I'm trying to compliment you.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Sounds like your grandfather is like complimenting. Yeah, because I'm
Speaker 3: dragging this ship to the bottom of them. I said,
Speaker 3: ship Hawk, Daddy. I maya said the word.
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, you said ship hawk Daddy.
Speaker 1: Aren't those the guys at the Ryot And don't think
Speaker 1: about that? By the way, that band's name was Cherry
Speaker 1: poppin Daddy's. How was that allowed on the air?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Then there were the squirrel Nut Zippers which hang on
Speaker 1: which one of those did Zootsuit Riot?
Speaker 7: I think the Cherry Pop and Daddies?
Speaker 1: Okay? And then and then squirrel Nuts Zippers did something
Speaker 1: in about hell? What was that song about hell? You
Speaker 1: know I'm talking about he was the name of that song.
Speaker 1: Didn't think the.
Speaker 7: Song was hell?
Speaker 1: It was called hell.
Speaker 3: One word zoot Suit Ryot is by the Cherry Pop
Speaker 3: and Daddy's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: The Squirrel squirrel nut Zippers. What a name for a band.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, we had some really bad bands in the nineties.
Speaker 1: Every decade has terrible artists and terrible bands. You just
Speaker 1: got to embrace it.
Speaker 7: The end of the Ska era was really bad.
Speaker 1: The Skot era, though, only lasted like two or three
Speaker 1: years where it was like mainstream mainstream.
Speaker 3: It had a moment and then it was gone. It
Speaker 3: didn't last very long. Like, uh, real big Fish is
Speaker 3: outstanding out.
Speaker 1: They get some slammers. They have some slammers, especially their covers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and is alien an Farm considered a skot not
Speaker 3: even closed though, like mighty many boss tones. I saw
Speaker 3: for sure that guy. Yeah, Dicky, Dicky Barrett, how do
Speaker 3: you know that Chris would have known that?
Speaker 5: I don't think I would have known that.
Speaker 1: But I do like that.
Speaker 3: But like they do a big like a ska punk
Speaker 3: show at one of the wody cares. Don't you understand
Speaker 3: that nobody cares?
Speaker 2: Dicky Barrett?
Speaker 1: Can you just say I've never knocked on Wooden, but
Speaker 1: I know someone who has. It makes me wonder if
Speaker 1: I should. I've never knocked on wood and I know
Speaker 1: someone who has, and it makes me wonder if I should. Man,
Speaker 1: all right, So so go on stage, flop sweating to
Speaker 1: your Saturday open up with your best RFK material and
Speaker 1: then just do three or four slammers from the Bostones
Speaker 1: and call it a day.
Speaker 5: And then open up about twenty sixteen. Make him laugh.
Speaker 1: I've done that.
Speaker 7: That doesn't go.
Speaker 3: That's circling the drain. Oh can you say I was
Speaker 3: bored in the dark. I was bored in the dark.
Speaker 3: You should come to my show on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Hawk, You.
Speaker 7: Guys are being mean to me today. You guys have
Speaker 7: been real meaning you.
Speaker 1: Think he's going to your show on Saturday.
Speaker 7: I mean if I text someone, he would show up.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Frozie Rosie can't be there's going
Speaker 1: to be in Italy.
Speaker 7: When he's going to Italy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's gone this this weekend. I think, you
Speaker 1: know what tomorrow? Maybe are they going to Rome? They
Speaker 1: going to Florence? Are they gonna get a private tour
Speaker 1: of the Vatican?
Speaker 2: Private?
Speaker 1: Yeah, wine tasting and so on and so forth. I'm
Speaker 1: sure they're going to see art museums.
Speaker 7: Good for them.
Speaker 1: What really matters is next Scores and stats around the
Speaker 1: world of sports. Ben Leber in like ten minutes. This
Speaker 1: is the Power Trip morning show on the fan.
Speaker 5: Yes, a yet, man, I think I smell Ben Leber.
Speaker 1: No, that's just sauce.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Should we do what really matters?
Speaker 5: I think we have to Bud Well.
Speaker 1: No, Lasick and Lens brings you what really matters? Get
Speaker 1: lasick from doctor Mark Logan up and doctor David Whiting,
Speaker 1: Ovo lay Sick and Lens. Thanks Ovo, Thank you Ovo.
Speaker 1: And see what haven't we talked about yet? I didn't
Speaker 1: really talk about this yet. The Wolves are at the
Speaker 1: Nuggets game one, just a couple of days from now,
Speaker 1: Saturday at two thirty Denver, around a six and a
Speaker 1: half point favorite on DraftKings. Again, we're big underdogs in
Speaker 1: the game, big underdogs in the series. But let's see, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's see it.
Speaker 5: Sometimes the underdog comes through.
Speaker 1: Let's see if what we've been waiting for all season
Speaker 1: to happen. Let's see if it actually happens, which is
Speaker 1: that the Wolves say we've been playing at a six
Speaker 1: and a half. Now, let's throw it to nine and
Speaker 1: a half or ten and see if we can play
Speaker 1: with the big boys. It's worked the last two years.
Speaker 1: Let's see if they can do it. Again, is I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you that that's gonna happen. I would be
Speaker 1: really surprised if we get swept, or even a gentleman sweep.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be super competitive, but I
Speaker 1: don't know if we got enough.
Speaker 3: But we'll see. As I said, I don't know. Uh,
Speaker 3: this team is built to play Denver. This team is
Speaker 3: as Kendrick Perkinson on NBA Live the other day, I
Speaker 3: will always pick the team that has Anthony Edwards because
Speaker 3: in this time, if he's fully engaged, which he should be,
Speaker 3: he's a He's a stone cold killer man.
Speaker 1: It's a joker though. Yeah, I know, but they beat
Speaker 1: him before. If you played this series one hundred times,
Speaker 1: they might win. How many times you think the Nuggets
Speaker 1: would win out of one hundred.
Speaker 7: Eighty five?
Speaker 1: Oh geez?
Speaker 3: Okay, see I think it's less than that. But okay, fifty,
Speaker 3: are you guessing my number? Are you just changing your
Speaker 3: guests number? No?
Speaker 1: I think I think if we played this series one
Speaker 1: hundred times, I think the Nuggets win sixty three times.
Speaker 1: It's probably a pretty good guess.
Speaker 2: But not this time.
Speaker 1: Not tonight, Hi, Ben Lever, Hi guys, Good morning, Ben
Speaker 1: Leber rfkrfa, Ben.
Speaker 2: Lever, can you say something for me? Can you say,
Speaker 2: Fauci is a fraud.
Speaker 7: Fauci is a fraud.
Speaker 1: That's not bad, Dade.
Speaker 5: I swear to God, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a hands down, your best impression of all time.
Speaker 7: Well, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 5: But what really matters, Ben, is this Bartholomew Masterson had
Speaker 5: made a living with this gun from a young age.
Speaker 5: In his early twenties, Masterson works as about flow hunter,
Speaker 5: operating out of the wild Kansas cattle town of Dodge City.
Speaker 1: For several years.
Speaker 5: He also found employment as an army scout. You know
Speaker 5: him as Bat Masterson.
Speaker 1: And on this day.
Speaker 5: In the year of Our Lord eighteen eighty one, Bat
Speaker 5: Masterson fought his last documented gun battle, the famous Western
Speaker 5: lawman and.
Speaker 1: Gunfighter on the state in eighteen eighty one.
Speaker 5: When his train pulled into Dodge City on this morning
Speaker 5: in eighteen eighty one, he wasted no time. He quickly
Speaker 5: spotted a guy by the name of A. J. Peacock.
Speaker 5: I don't know why is it like that? Any idea?
Speaker 5: And al up the graft and aggressively shouldered his way
Speaker 5: through the crowd. To confront them, he said, in his
Speaker 5: badass way. In fact, I'm going to say it, but
Speaker 5: I need you RFK to say it for me after
Speaker 5: I tell you what he says. Okay, okay, I have
Speaker 5: come over a thousand miles to settle this.
Speaker 7: I've come over one thousand miles to settle this.
Speaker 5: I know you are healed.
Speaker 1: I know you are healed, which is another way of
Speaker 1: saying armed. By the way, oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I know you are healed.
Speaker 5: Now fight.
Speaker 7: I know you are healed.
Speaker 2: Now fight.
Speaker 1: All three men immediately drew their guns.
Speaker 7: All three men.
Speaker 1: No, okay, you have to say that.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you story.
Speaker 2: No, that was my fault.
Speaker 1: Yours are over.
Speaker 5: It's my fault. I should have been I'm sorry I
Speaker 5: should have said end scene.
Speaker 2: He's just reading the prompter. Okay.
Speaker 5: All three men immediately drew their guns. Masterson took cover
Speaker 5: behind the railway bed while pick and Updegraph darted around
Speaker 5: the corner of the city jail. Several other men joined
Speaker 5: in on the gun play, because you know why not
Speaker 5: everybody's shooting. Yeah, one bulletman for Masterson ricochet and wounded.
Speaker 5: A bystander at the Graph took a bullet in his
Speaker 5: right lung. The mayor and the sheriff soon arrived with
Speaker 5: shotguns to stop the battle. Up The graph and a
Speaker 5: wounded bistoner were taken to the doctor. Both eventually recovered.
Speaker 5: Bat Masterson paid an eight dollars fine and took the
Speaker 5: train out of Dodge City that evening, never to return.
Speaker 1: It was his last gunfight. Eight dollars fine. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Devastating for gunplay.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: I never I knew the name my whole life. I
Speaker 5: thought it was like John Wayne. I thought it was
Speaker 5: a made up name. Bat Masterson was a real gunfighter.
Speaker 1: I did not know that, know anything about him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he finally died of a heart attack, the old gunfighter,
Speaker 5: at the age of nineteen twenty. Nope, in nineteen twenty one.
Speaker 1: Don't know how he was.
Speaker 5: He wasn't one hundred and nine. He wasn't one nine
Speaker 5: hundred and twenty one years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not Yoda or Moses. Yeah, Hey, Sauce, can
Speaker 1: you do me a favor?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 1: Can you kind of half sing half scream ace of Spades?
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, hold on.
Speaker 7: The ace of spades, the ace of Spades, RFK.
Speaker 1: Stick to doing whatever you do for the government.
Speaker 3: What I don't know, man, the government. You didn't just
Speaker 3: say who did you? I know who he is, but
Speaker 3: I don't know what he does for the government. Is
Speaker 3: that possibly like the Food and Drug Administration?
Speaker 1: Guy, I mean humans is what they call it.
Speaker 7: Okay, they don't talk about that on ESPN.
Speaker 5: No, they're talking about wrestling on ESPN all all the time.
Speaker 1: Did you talking about stage bit with uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Cody, I'm not insulting wrestling from either. I'm insulting
Speaker 5: ESPN for lowering themselves the way I heard radio probably
Speaker 5: will at some point just to sell their soul for money. Mm.
Speaker 1: Just my god, My god, guys.
Speaker 3: Somebody did yesterday after Guards he tweeted the same thing
Speaker 3: like I know I'm getting old when what? But I
Speaker 3: don't understand why ESPNS wrestling on all the time. And
Speaker 3: somebody tagged him in a tweet and was like, they
Speaker 3: pay like three hundred and eighty five million dollars a
Speaker 3: year for the wrestling stuff.
Speaker 1: But the Cody Rhodes, I love Pat McAfee, what a
Speaker 1: what a staged desroyed? He like destroyed the set and
Speaker 1: it was like, O, did he commit a crime? No,
Speaker 1: he didn't it's face.
Speaker 5: That said, you guys will be amazed how much I
Speaker 5: will lower my ed talk wrastle. Oh my god, I'll
Speaker 5: be talking here like I can't believe that brock Lesner
Speaker 5: did that?
Speaker 1: Did you have you have a character of mind?
Speaker 5: I should you be uh, little D?
Speaker 2: Little D?
Speaker 5: So what they call me?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that sort of like calling a big guy tiny?
Speaker 1: Nope?
Speaker 2: Would you come out in a pair of really tight
Speaker 2: jorts and just be rocking at Greg Norman?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: God, I am tobbyed sid front row.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And they're gonna call me. They're gonna say my
Speaker 5: nicknames a little too on the nose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna call you the shark there like, No,
Speaker 1: he really does have a little D. Yeah it is
Speaker 1: sidekick nubs.
Speaker 5: No wonder he's so angry. Look at the size of
Speaker 5: that thing, his finishing move.
Speaker 1: Why is he driving around looking for that lady and
Speaker 1: getting beat up by Dad's.
Speaker 5: That made no sense? And I'm sorry stick selling jewelry
Speaker 5: RF case.
Speaker 2: Is that what he does?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You don't know.
Speaker 2: As I said, they don't talk about it at ESPN.
Speaker 1: They do talk about this though. Okay, are you still
Speaker 1: doing what really matters. Okay, uh Sunday russell Mania forty
Speaker 1: two Cody Roads versus Randy Orton. This will be Orton's
Speaker 1: twenty first wrestle Mania match. Orton is looking to secure
Speaker 1: his fifteenth World Championship that would move him past Triple
Speaker 1: H in sole possession of third and WWE history. Rick Flair,
Speaker 1: of course, has sixteen world tip to his name in
Speaker 1: Johnsena captured his seventeenth in the main event of last
Speaker 1: year's Russelemania. You guys all know this, but Cody Road
Speaker 1: is on a four match Premium Live events losing streak.
Speaker 1: That's the longest since he returned to the WWE at
Speaker 1: Russelemania thirty eight and twenty twenty two. But what really matters.
Speaker 2: Is this.
Speaker 5: I want you guys to tell me. I want to
Speaker 5: talk about this for real.
Speaker 1: Am I.
Speaker 5: Overreacting to credibility mattering?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like, Like if name your news source CNN, Fox News
Speaker 5: came on the air and started reporting on an incident
Speaker 5: downtown with the Incredible Hulk because they had a deal
Speaker 5: with a Marvel and they reported as if it was
Speaker 5: a real news story. Wouldn't that damage their credibility?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 5: What I mean, isn't that what they're doing on ESPN.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I always get this term and
Speaker 2: this this usage correctly, but this does seem like sports
Speaker 2: gaslighting into all of us. Yeah, they're trying, they're trying
Speaker 2: to push it off as this, hey man, you gotta
Speaker 2: tune it. This is a real like, this is a
Speaker 2: real sporting event with a real lead up and a
Speaker 2: real tease and all this other stuff. But it's all fake.
Speaker 2: It's all stage. It's all just like theatrics, and we're
Speaker 2: supposed to be like like, oh yeah, I can't wait
Speaker 2: for this because I gotta I gotta watch this whole
Speaker 2: preview show on a made up event. And that's you
Speaker 2: just nailed. I think my big issue. And I didn't
Speaker 2: realize to you just said it. They're not doing it
Speaker 2: with a wink. No, they're doing it as if they
Speaker 2: believe it correct.
Speaker 1: And there's nothing wrong with liking rustling. If you like wrestling, congratulate,
Speaker 1: and there's nothing wrong with ESPN going like, hey, wrestle
Speaker 1: Mania forty two Sunday, watch it Cody Roads versus Randy Orton.
Speaker 1: The second they start not just promoting it, when they
Speaker 1: start breaking it down, and they literally say things on
Speaker 1: sports and are like, what does Cody Roads need to
Speaker 1: do on Sunday? Then it's just like, you got to
Speaker 1: be kidding me. Gotta be you gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 1: The second WrestleMania forty two starts on Sunday, the announcers
Speaker 1: should say, what does Cody Rhodes have to do tonight? Firstly,
Speaker 1: now you're within the bubble, you're in the world, you're
Speaker 1: in that WWE universe. You should be one hundred percent
Speaker 1: all in go for it the rest of us, Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Come on, man?
Speaker 5: If they're doing a preview of one of the games
Speaker 5: on Ted Lasso exactly.
Speaker 1: Very well said yes, yes, very well said what is
Speaker 1: what does Roy Knt need to do? Again? Read the
Speaker 1: script right exactly?
Speaker 3: I mean they read the script yesterday, Like the four
Speaker 3: o'clock Sports Center they had a ten minute montage about
Speaker 3: all the WrestleMania highlights over the years.
Speaker 7: Ten minutes and.
Speaker 5: Guess what, The ratings will probably be enormous because there's
Speaker 5: a lot of wrestling down, which is fine, Yeah for sure.
Speaker 5: I just I don't know that I'm shocked by it.
Speaker 5: But I shouldn't be. I should not well.
Speaker 2: And here's the here's the biggest thing with with all
Speaker 2: of this is in Fox Sports tried it failed, but
Speaker 2: there's no alternative if you're a sports fan and you
Speaker 2: want to consume your sports and get your highlights and
Speaker 2: get all this stuff on a daily basis and you're
Speaker 2: watching TV where you where else you tune it in?
Speaker 2: Like they absolutely have a monopoly and they know it
Speaker 2: and they're abusing it. To be honest with you, like
Speaker 2: it's you can't tell me that there's not enough stuff
Speaker 2: to talk about that they have to fill airtime with
Speaker 2: fake sports.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just hate that they're putting it in their news,
Speaker 5: in their in their news show, in their their reporting show.
Speaker 5: Right if they want to have a stand upon two
Speaker 5: hour show after Sports.
Speaker 2: Center, Yeah cool, right exactly.
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, I'm surprised, but I shouldn't be,
Speaker 5: because money matters, you know, I guess that's all that matters, right, Yeah, man,
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 1: I guess what do you What do you guys think
Speaker 1: seth Rollins has to do against gun thruns Sunday Night? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean, because I know saying I mean, Rollinds has
Speaker 1: won four straight Rustlemania matches. Or you did from two
Speaker 1: thousand and fift team through twenty nineteen. He's looking to
Speaker 1: match that feet if he just wins against Gunther, because
Speaker 1: he's won of his last three WrestleMania appearances. Everybody knows.
Speaker 7: This is that the liar guy. Who the hell is Gunther?
Speaker 1: That's a Henry Rollins. That is the liar guy? What
Speaker 1: is Henry Rollins?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: Got it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then the Gunther is also apparently a wrestler, but
Speaker 1: he's also the coffee guy from Friends.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he's the Piggy power and sing we.
Speaker 5: Are we the old people yelling at the clouds?
Speaker 1: Yes? Well I don't think we are. I don't think
Speaker 1: we are. I would I honestly think that wrestling fans
Speaker 1: understand our complaint too. That we're not saying wrestling people
Speaker 1: are idiots. We're saying, let's separate reality from wrestling. And
Speaker 1: then you guys can like that, that's fine, but like,
Speaker 1: can you imagine if during wrestling events they said, like
Speaker 1: a ted Lasso breakdown? You go, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Why do I care about a fake soccer game? You go,
Speaker 1: That's not my universe, that's not my world. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: not working in those constructs. Right now, I'm watching wrestling.
Speaker 7: Your marble analogy was great, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Make any sense. Wrestling fans know what we're talking about. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not crapping on them.
Speaker 2: They there's a difference between what they embrace that it's preposterous.
Speaker 1: But I can't imagine they think it's fun when like, really,
Speaker 1: you know, nerdy sports center anchors are trying to act
Speaker 1: like they are taking it seriously or making sense at.
Speaker 3: Like Masters coverage and talking to him about the match
Speaker 3: like it's a real thing.
Speaker 1: More with Ben Lieber and the rest of the Power
Speaker 1: Too Morning Show, and more of what really matters after
Speaker 1: this on the fans.
Speaker 8: The Outlaw Music Festival is coming August nineteenth, Willie Nelson,
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Speaker 5: So I was looking yesterday. I got an email. I'm
Speaker 5: sure you guys get the same email I do, and markets.
Speaker 5: I wanted to bring it up, but the amount of
Speaker 5: shows coming to the Twin Cities, not just the mystical
Speaker 5: Lake Amphitheater, but Weezer's coming to Grand Becausine Arena, The
Speaker 5: Crew of Course, Guns n' Roses, Black Crows, My Chemical Romance,
Speaker 5: Marilyn Manson, staying Avenged Sevenfold, Bring Me the Rise in Toto,
Speaker 5: Tim McGraw, Googu Dolls, John Mellencamp. I just can't believe
Speaker 5: how many concerts are happening between now and November and
Speaker 5: the Twin Cities.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's going to be a little bit
Speaker 2: of a concert music war happening between all of these venues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then is it?
Speaker 2: Am I accurate in thinking that? Did Minneapolis announce that
Speaker 2: they're gonna do some river front Amphitheater and like the
Speaker 2: Arts District area right on the river.
Speaker 1: I absolutely read that.
Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, that's true. So that is being constructor at
Speaker 2: least they talked about it. If that gets built, right,
Speaker 2: you've got that Target Center, Target Feel Grand Casino Arena,
Speaker 2: you got Canterbury, You've got Mystic Lake, right.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's obviously great if you love outdoor
Speaker 5: music or if you love live music, which I do.
Speaker 5: But they're going to have to lower the ticket prices
Speaker 5: because you can't go to one hundred shows if you
Speaker 5: can only afford to go to two shows, right, so
Speaker 5: you're gonna bring There's gonna be a lot of sheds
Speaker 5: that are empty and a lot of empty seats because
Speaker 5: people can't afford. They've got to choose between Motley Crue
Speaker 5: and uh the Weezer, you know, because you can't afford
Speaker 5: both sous.
Speaker 1: You got to go to one of the two Weezer Weezer,
Speaker 1: but they're not playing the blue album at all.
Speaker 3: Oh, I hope for my demise on the way to
Speaker 3: Motley Crew? Mm interesting, what's your favorite Crew song?
Speaker 5: Hogs Man, It's hard to It's pressure out the Devil.
Speaker 5: We'll screaming London Night.
Speaker 3: Love it.
Speaker 5: Good stuff anyway, Lots of concerts, cots. But uh man,
Speaker 5: I wonder how the ticket sales will be for all
Speaker 5: these shows?
Speaker 3: How many?
Speaker 8: Do it?
Speaker 5: Off the top of your head, you guys, remember how
Speaker 5: many tickets are out of the Mystic Lake Amphtheater.
Speaker 1: Is it nine? Is it fourteen? I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: a realm. Should know that.
Speaker 5: I know I've said it on this radio show. I
Speaker 5: just can't remember right now. That's a big old shed.
Speaker 2: Looks like nineteen thousand ninety.
Speaker 1: It's including the grass area.
Speaker 8: The grass area they call it, which I think it's
Speaker 8: artificial term.
Speaker 5: I believe it's the Kennedy Memorial Grass, you know, is
Speaker 5: what they're calling it.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: You said it right in front of our FK junior
Speaker 1: over years? I know, I feel bad, jeez, is uh?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Who's I love them? I love this band?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 5: But are nineteen thousand people going to go see the
Speaker 5: Googo Dolls at the Mystic Lake Ampitheater?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I feel the same way about three eleven. They can't
Speaker 1: feel nineteen thousand. I wonder how many people will go?
Speaker 8: Well, I think I think the permanent seats are like
Speaker 8: ninety nine thousand, and then see that feels good nine
Speaker 8: thousand fields and then they can obviously have the law
Speaker 8: and that people can spread out on they need to.
Speaker 5: And here's the other thing that I think will suffer.
Speaker 5: Tim McGrath's playing at target Field right, a great lineup.
Speaker 5: I think the chicks are on that show. But with
Speaker 5: so many concerts and Tim McGraw's been here so many times,
Speaker 5: how many people will go to Target Field to see
Speaker 5: Tim McGraw after all these other concerts they're going to
Speaker 5: go see the summer right?
Speaker 2: Well, and you said it just what the ticket price
Speaker 2: is alone. If US Bank Stadium is going to bring
Speaker 2: in some of these big acts and you're gonna and
Speaker 2: you're gonna basically save up all your money for the
Speaker 2: last year to go see a guy like Morgan Waller
Speaker 2: or something like that. Yet great seats. Right, Well, then
Speaker 2: what's your budget for the rest of summer twenty six?
Speaker 5: Yeah for sure?
Speaker 7: Yeah, good point.
Speaker 5: And I think the other thing that they are not
Speaker 5: taking into account, and I really I would not be
Speaker 5: shocked guys if we see a giant reset after this summer,
Speaker 5: because the one thing that I don't believe these concert
Speaker 5: promoters are taking into account is how much people like
Speaker 5: to go up north during the summertime in the Twin Cities.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Thanks, sorry, Well that's why I like most of these
Speaker 3: big shows are on like the Dave Matthews is on
Speaker 3: a Tuesday, US who that's nobody else show up for that,
Speaker 3: But like Melon Camps on a Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Well, and let's not forget great venues like the Fillmore
Speaker 2: and the Armory as well. For sure, I mean there
Speaker 2: are and then obviously you still have the First Save
Speaker 2: and you still have all these other theaters that these
Speaker 2: acci Yeah, there's so many places to see music, which
Speaker 2: is a great problem to have. It's just like, why,
Speaker 2: all of a sudden did they all decide around this
Speaker 2: time that they're just going to go all in on
Speaker 2: these these investments with music, and all of a sudden
Speaker 2: we have it's almost like we have too many of them.
Speaker 5: It's it's it's it's true.
Speaker 1: It's a great point.
Speaker 5: And I wonder if this is just happening in the
Speaker 5: Twin Cities because of the mystical like Camfitheater, like you've
Speaker 5: got this new thing. They're trying to book all these bands.
Speaker 5: So the other places are like, well, we got to
Speaker 5: exist too, so we're booking all these bands. I wonder
Speaker 5: if in Boston they're not seeing this kind of upticking
Speaker 5: live shows.
Speaker 7: That's a good point, I wonder, Yeah, maybe not.
Speaker 5: Somebody needs to find that out. But it ain't gonna
Speaker 5: be us because we're right in the middle of That's
Speaker 5: what really matters.
Speaker 1: What really matters is how about this. The Golden State
Speaker 1: Warriors are still alive after a comeback win one twenty six,
Speaker 1: one twenty one over the Los Angeles Clippers of Anaheim.
Speaker 1: The Clippers out, we can talk about them in a second.
Speaker 1: Here Curry had thirty five, a whole bunch of threes.
Speaker 1: I thought he was hurt.
Speaker 5: No, he's back.
Speaker 1: When did he come back? Sure?
Speaker 5: Did I miss that? I don't care. Never mind, you
Speaker 5: don't have to answer. So I forgot the Clippers. You
Speaker 5: sold it, though, I did, Yeah, you sold thank you.
Speaker 1: The Clippers kind of sold their souls halfway through. They
Speaker 1: kind of, you know, gave up, and so this just
Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen. I know, I mean the game, I
Speaker 1: mean the season. They just kind of shipped people off
Speaker 1: and said, forget it. Let's just get Harden out of here.
Speaker 1: Let's just move on. Here's what's crazy, though, Now that
Speaker 1: they're in the top twelve, Oklahoma City gets their pick.
Speaker 1: So again, has any team ever been run better than
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City? Because they hit on all these home runs,
Speaker 1: made all these trades. They still have one thousand first
Speaker 1: round picks in the next couple of years, and here's
Speaker 1: another one. So they get a top twelve pick from
Speaker 1: the Clippers, which means the best team in the NBA,
Speaker 1: the Oklahoma City Thunder have a one point five percent
Speaker 1: chance of getting the number one pick. Sawcraft, is that zero?
Speaker 7: It's done?
Speaker 1: So if you did this lottery one hundred times, how
Speaker 1: many times would the Oklahoma City Thunder have the number one?
Speaker 7: Pick one?
Speaker 1: And they have almost two times? So when it hits,
Speaker 1: because we've had a couple, didn't the Derrick Rose year,
Speaker 1: wasn't it like one and a half when Chicago got it?
Speaker 1: It's not zero, it's not zero. There's no way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there is a way. It's a one point five percent chance.
Speaker 1: So how sick to everyone's stomach are we going to
Speaker 1: be if the Thunder find a way to have that
Speaker 1: one point five come in?
Speaker 7: I mean, how it will be beside himself?
Speaker 1: It actually will be gross. And I don't think it's
Speaker 1: rigged if it happens, but it'll be That's a really
Speaker 1: bad beat for the NBA. If the Thunder win the lottery,
Speaker 1: that would be what really matters though, is this Thank
Speaker 1: you God? That would be gross? Like, how do we
Speaker 1: move to the east immediately if they win the God
Speaker 1: that was so cool lottery? Or do we just quit?
Speaker 1: Do we just take our ball and go home?
Speaker 2: I think we leave.
Speaker 5: In Basel, Switzerland. You dude by the name of Albert
Speaker 5: Hoffman discovered something wonderful on this day. All the way
Speaker 5: back in nineteen forty three. Other people were fighting World
Speaker 5: War two. He was busy making LSD.
Speaker 1: I was going to guess, probably for the war, say
Speaker 1: some kind of chocolate. He was making LSD.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he had a synthetic drug he had created nineteen
Speaker 5: thirty eight as part of his research into the medicinal
Speaker 5: value of lysurgic acid compounds. After taking the drug formerly
Speaker 5: known as lysergic acid diathem alide, Wow, good job. Doctor
Speaker 5: Hoffman was disturbed by unusual sensations and hallucinations. Can you imagine? Yeah,
Speaker 5: think about the things that didn't know. And he tried
Speaker 5: to He tried it on himself. He took LSD. He
Speaker 5: made it, and then he took it. That's a special
Speaker 5: set of balls or nuts. He related his experience as follows,
Speaker 5: and I read Last Friday, April sixteenth, nineteen forty three,
Speaker 5: I was forced to interrupt my work in the laboratory
Speaker 5: in the middle of the afternoon and proceed home, being
Speaker 5: affected by a remarkable restlessness combined with the slight dizziness
Speaker 5: at home as I laid down and sank into a
Speaker 5: not unpleasant intoxicated light condition characterized by an extremely stimulated
Speaker 5: imagination in a dream like state with my eyes closed
Speaker 5: because I found the daylight unpleasantly glaring.
Speaker 2: My god, Yeah it was a vampire.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I perceived an uninterrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes,
Speaker 5: and kaleidoscopic colors. After some two hours, this condition faded away.
Speaker 5: I would have blown my brain Geese, sitting like that
Speaker 5: for two hours?
Speaker 1: Poker face, Do you believe Sauce has ever tried LSD?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna guess no. But anybody feel like
Speaker 1: it's yes?
Speaker 5: I feel like it's I think him hmm, Yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: I just probably know. I think I would know if
Speaker 5: he did.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm too afraid to do it. Yeah I would. I've
Speaker 3: never done that, and I would probably never do mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Here's why you why not?
Speaker 7: Because I'm afraid I'm afraid that I'll get stuck.
Speaker 2: Like that or micro chipped too high, or it's like
Speaker 2: if you make a face and somebody hits on the back,
Speaker 2: your face is gonna say like.
Speaker 3: That is that I'm afraid I can't be any uglier
Speaker 3: in front of like half the sales staff yesterday, Abbot
Speaker 3: loudly goes, what the.
Speaker 7: Hell is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, sorry, what was he comming is?
Speaker 7: I was like walking you?
Speaker 1: So hang on, Abbot was criticizing the way you walk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: interesting choice. That would be like me complaining about somebody's diet.
Speaker 3: Let me say that again. In the right setting, I
Speaker 3: would probably do mushrooms. I don't think I could do
Speaker 3: ellis what kind of a setting, like a nice cabin? Yeah,
Speaker 3: a nice cabin. Mean yeah, my old man has a
Speaker 3: nice lake view. So yeah, so you and your dad,
Speaker 3: I'm sure? Yeah, sure, Maybe you invite pizzauce.
Speaker 1: What about Ben? Ben wants to do it with an setting?
Speaker 2: Can that come? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could show up too. Oh yes, Zacho's in.
Speaker 1: Would you do them hawk mushrooms?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: In a controlled setting with RFK Junior.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well you're with them, would you, Carl?
Speaker 1: Every time we talk about this, I'm going to say
Speaker 1: the same thing. The part that freaks me out is
Speaker 1: the actual eating of the mushrooms, not the actual effect.
Speaker 1: You can take a pill, That's what I've heard, or yeah,
Speaker 1: chocolate bar, because I would never eat a normal mushroom,
Speaker 1: let alone a magic Yeah, you.
Speaker 7: Could take a pill in a biza. Yeah, great song.
Speaker 1: Just to prove to a VICI then I'm cool.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a great song.
Speaker 5: Great song, by the way, to prove that this guy's
Speaker 5: got way more nuts than any of us do. Doctor
Speaker 5: Hoffman intentionally took the drug again just to confirm the effects.
Speaker 1: So I guess.
Speaker 2: I guess it never differentiated between LSD and acid. Those
Speaker 2: are two different things.
Speaker 5: They're the same, aren't they.
Speaker 7: Oh they're the same.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because there's a lot of stories where it
Speaker 3: just goes the wrong way.
Speaker 2: And I was gonna say, isn't the way you take it?
Speaker 2: It's like a really teeny tiny amount. Yeah, a little,
Speaker 2: tiny little amount on your tongue, right, Yeah, Sauce.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of buddies though that have done acid.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Tree, No, I don't think Tree Ski Club Pat. Oh,
Speaker 3: that's a good question. He'll text me if he has.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. Luke pass pass, scene beer pass pass.
Speaker 7: I plead my fifth Amendment.
Speaker 3: Garlar, Oh yeah, Garlar for sure. Yeah, dog no, No,
Speaker 3: Dove's pretty straight edge and boring.
Speaker 1: My grandpa.
Speaker 2: Probably.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A guy who used to come into the cigar show
Speaker 1: I worked at.
Speaker 3: Half of them have done accid. Oh yeah, I guarantee you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there's one in particular that I love dearly.
Speaker 7: That I know is done ascid hawk.
Speaker 2: Would you what Hawk? Yeah it's a guy.
Speaker 1: No, he was asking Hawk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I probably wouldn't. Are you mean but I take LSD? Yeah,
Speaker 5: I probably would not know. I am afraid that I
Speaker 5: just said bart on the whole thing. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 5: like not being in control, as weird as that is.
Speaker 5: That's why I haven't done shrooms yet. I have a
Speaker 5: hard times even with U marajuana because I don't like
Speaker 5: being in control. Yeah, being out of control.
Speaker 2: I think I think that you'd be surprised that when
Speaker 2: you're doing shrooms you still feel very much in control. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's just a it's just a headmache hell of a
Speaker 2: good time that you're thank you.
Speaker 1: Thanks Emily, Thanks Emily.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: I'm kind of some kind of contraction, true, Yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: she's micro dooce it.
Speaker 7: Man, it's hot. I don't want to it's really hot,
Speaker 7: but it's going to be good.
Speaker 2: Hey, speaking of drugs, I didn't realize this was legal
Speaker 2: in this sense. You know, up by your guy's neck
Speaker 2: of the woods in Maple Grove. Okay, there's that ketamine spot, right,
Speaker 2: that's very boldly advertised right off the interstate. Like I
Speaker 2: didn't realize that that was just like open and you
Speaker 2: can just go there and get a get ketamine.
Speaker 5: It's a great question.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, and I have
Speaker 1: no idea. Crazy, don't you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: It where it's uh it's been like a medical office
Speaker 2: building or like it's right next to orthology the physical
Speaker 2: therapy place.
Speaker 1: Okidding, Yeah, I mean I I had a similar thought.
Speaker 5: I guess I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't even no, I don't I.
Speaker 2: Know in Hollywood and all these like celebs just like
Speaker 2: micro dos ketamine and I don't really I guess I
Speaker 2: don't even really know what it's for.
Speaker 1: It sounds illegal.
Speaker 5: I think it could be a real issue if you
Speaker 5: take too much of it, right, Isn't.
Speaker 1: That would kill Matthew Matthew Perry?
Speaker 2: Is that what acid?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's wrong with your eye?
Speaker 5: What texting you to make sure that people?
Speaker 3: I don't know? He says he has.
Speaker 1: He probably is so ski Club Pad has not has
Speaker 1: postibologies done acid?
Speaker 7: Probably?
Speaker 1: What about Pappy Pashmere?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Probably?
Speaker 1: What about smithy Um probably but not Ski Club Pat,
Speaker 1: No got it.
Speaker 5: The news is I mean, it's a fast acting this
Speaker 5: associate of anesthetic and analgesic, primarily used in human and
Speaker 5: veterinary medicine.
Speaker 1: UH.
Speaker 5: It primarily acts as an m N m D A
Speaker 5: receptor antagonist to blocking glutamine signals to the brain.
Speaker 2: The effects a.
Speaker 5: Feeling of detachment for one's body or environment.
Speaker 2: Doesn't feel like I need, we won't. People walking around
Speaker 2: on Kennemyr.
Speaker 5: I know, I gotta believe that's not good.
Speaker 1: Randy and one of.
Speaker 3: The uh South Park episodes get super addicted to it
Speaker 3: and then you get in like a K hole where
Speaker 3: you can't like control anything because you've done too much.
Speaker 1: You realize that's a cartoon. No, I know, but that's
Speaker 1: like that that's a real Is that really what happens?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: You could. You do too much and you get in
Speaker 7: a K hole and then you just can't control it
Speaker 7: A hole.
Speaker 1: Right now, you really are just kissed a k holes.
Speaker 1: The news is Max Power Trip more than Joe Fan
Speaker 1: Fan