Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the morning. I had
Speaker 1: such a busy week. Remember I talked about this, you
Speaker 1: know how I over commit myself. I had something happened
Speaker 1: to me this weekend, and I want to talk to
Speaker 1: all my Irish that are out there. And I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about people who are Irish or Saint Patrick's Day Irish.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the people that like me, are the
Speaker 1: kings of the Irish goodbys.
Speaker 2: You are the king.
Speaker 1: Do you guys know what an Irish goodbye is? An
Speaker 1: Irish goodbye getting the hell out of somewhere and nobody
Speaker 1: realizing that you left.
Speaker 2: I'm so good at doing this.
Speaker 1: So I went to a graduation party this weekend and
Speaker 1: shout out to Olivia on her graduation.
Speaker 2: Chelsea and I are so proud of.
Speaker 3: But not proud enough to stay the entire time.
Speaker 2: Going to Grand Valley. Shout out to Grand Valley.
Speaker 1: So I go to their house and they had the
Speaker 1: party in a perfect spot to Irish goodbye.
Speaker 2: They're back here.
Speaker 1: They had like the bat because on a backyard party,
Speaker 1: especially a backyard party where there's no fences or anything
Speaker 1: like that, you can walk in either side of the house.
Speaker 1: Right there's a little pathway on each side of the house,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't make a difference where people will see
Speaker 1: you come in and go in, so to speak, and
Speaker 1: they don't usually at graduation parties allow you in the
Speaker 1: house unless you have to go pee or you know
Speaker 1: whatever and use their bathroom. So typically I don't even
Speaker 1: walk through the garage and go through the house. So
Speaker 1: I walk into the back and tell me your best
Speaker 1: Irish goodbye story, and I'm going to tell you mine.
Speaker 1: This is how I do it. I walk into the
Speaker 1: back of their house. So I get back there and
Speaker 1: I scope everything out. I got my envelope with the
Speaker 1: money inside, ready to figure out where the box is
Speaker 1: that you know, you put the gifts. I look right
Speaker 1: away to find the grad as well as mom and dad,
Speaker 1: because you've got to go say hi to mom and
Speaker 1: dad and sometimes grandparents too, because you need to have
Speaker 1: witnesses that you were there. And I try to make
Speaker 1: my presence known right away. So this is what I did.
Speaker 1: Walked right up to Olivia and said hello to her
Speaker 1: friends and stuff and everybody that was part of her class.
Speaker 1: UH then went up to Mom and Dad talked to them.
Speaker 1: I talked to uh aunt Trudy, who was there. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think of who else was there. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think of all the people that are there. These
Speaker 1: are people that used to live in our old neighborhood
Speaker 1: that we do. So I'm sitting there for a little
Speaker 1: bit and I'm talking to some people and I partook
Speaker 1: in a little.
Speaker 2: Bit of the food.
Speaker 1: They had some barbecue, which was really good. And then
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't stay here very long. Like
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you, I know this is going
Speaker 1: to sound really bad. I was very tired, and I figured,
Speaker 1: I don't even think I can do an hour. And
Speaker 1: I don't know what is the appropriate of how long
Speaker 1: you should.
Speaker 3: Stay at a party at.
Speaker 2: I really do Yep, you.
Speaker 4: Know this the equivalent of what a whole bath versus
Speaker 4: getting a shower. You just get spots, you get oh yeah,
Speaker 4: he talks to the right people, do the right things.
Speaker 2: Very interesting.
Speaker 1: That is analogy by fours are good. So I stayed
Speaker 1: for twenty one minutes. That's very fast. I got very
Speaker 1: that's a dry record. It took me almost as long
Speaker 1: to find the parking spot in front of the house.
Speaker 1: I walked in, I said hi to everybody, I was
Speaker 1: there and the funniest and I'm outing myself right now,
Speaker 1: although I outed myself yesterday because I ended up getting
Speaker 1: a text and I was like, guys, I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: didn't stay very long, Like yeah, we looked for you,
Speaker 1: like I was out of it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is about me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say goodbyes, Like once you say
Speaker 1: goodbye to one person, you got to say goodbye to everybody,
Speaker 1: and then nobody wants you to leave.
Speaker 3: Well, and then it prolonged. You end up staying double
Speaker 3: the amount of time because then you got to make
Speaker 3: the rounds of goodbyes, just like you made the rounds
Speaker 3: of hellos.
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes is personal. Oh, you got to get in
Speaker 2: there and you're you're doing exactly what you're.
Speaker 3: There to do for the whole No, you got to
Speaker 3: stay longer than that.
Speaker 2: What are you doing for long?
Speaker 3: You got to look at you got to look at
Speaker 3: some of the pictures.
Speaker 2: That's a part of its one.
Speaker 3: Drop the garden, have some food.
Speaker 2: They had pictures in the front yard.
Speaker 3: Surprised that you did not take a photo with Olivia
Speaker 3: and post it to our Instagram story to say congratulations.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of times I'm like, who's this person
Speaker 3: that Mojo posted?
Speaker 1: Okay, no, so understand it. I almost did it as
Speaker 1: my proof I thought I should.
Speaker 2: I mean as things that you were there.
Speaker 1: My problem, though, isn't I start looking like Bianca where
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, let's get pictures done right now?
Speaker 1: What's up, Megan?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 2: Bye, good morning, good morning? Are you an Irish goodbyer?
Speaker 5: I am an Irish goodbuyer, but my husband is the
Speaker 5: king of all.
Speaker 2: Irish goodbyer is.
Speaker 6: A really okay, yes, but they are the superior because
Speaker 6: like by the time you're leaving, your social.
Speaker 2: Battery is like dead.
Speaker 7: So it's like the most minimal goodbye is the best.
Speaker 2: Now, Megan, when sure, especially if you have kids.
Speaker 1: When my kids graduated, when all the boys went through
Speaker 1: this and we had to go to like five parties
Speaker 1: on a day that at that point I don't even
Speaker 1: Irish goodbye. I just go, hey, we're in and out,
Speaker 1: like it has to be that way. But if you
Speaker 1: go to somebody's house, I'll even pull the Irish goodbye.
Speaker 2: I've pulled the Irish goodbye.
Speaker 1: Before and been the only family invited over, Like I
Speaker 1: have you do that? I start what I do. Start
Speaker 1: putting the food away? Oh my god, yeah, start helping
Speaker 1: them with them.
Speaker 3: You can't, you can't, you cannot.
Speaker 1: You're the only one there, Shannon, No, you can't. I'm
Speaker 1: the Prime Minister of Ireland. What's going on, Tiffany? How
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 6: I'm good.
Speaker 7: Good morning guys, good morning.
Speaker 2: Are you an Irish goodbyer?
Speaker 6: I am? And actually so I went to a friend
Speaker 6: of mine's house and uh, when I got there, she
Speaker 6: was telling me like, there's gonna be a bunch of
Speaker 6: people here, and I'm just like, okay, well if I disappear,
Speaker 6: don't be surprised, blah blah blah, like you better not
Speaker 6: do that. Well, after about like an hour, there was
Speaker 6: probably like fifteen people and I was like.
Speaker 5: So over it.
Speaker 6: I walked away. About like twenty minutes later, I got
Speaker 6: a phone call and she's like, where are You're about
Speaker 6: to eat the food? I'm like, girl, I'm ben gone, Like.
Speaker 2: You're going to make Downald's drift through already? How fat
Speaker 2: you know it? How fast are your your goodbyes? Like?
Speaker 2: How like how speed demon are you? Well?
Speaker 6: Once I see like that most people are talking to
Speaker 6: each other, and like I could slip away in the back.
Speaker 6: That's kind of like what I do. I'm just like, okay,
Speaker 6: well it's been nice, and then I just did walk
Speaker 6: out bikesit.
Speaker 3: Do you know who I think is going to give
Speaker 3: you a run for your money, Mojo is George, our
Speaker 3: buddy who owns six salons. And I say that because
Speaker 3: on Friday night at the Hour Detroit party, we were
Speaker 3: all trying to figure out, you know, how we were
Speaker 3: going to get to the DAC afterwards so we could
Speaker 3: get food and continue to hang out and stuff. We
Speaker 3: were in the car on the way there and I
Speaker 3: texted Georgia, said, hey, what are you and your beautiful
Speaker 3: wife and daughter doing, because we're heading over to the DAC,
Speaker 3: like would love to see you or whatever. He sent
Speaker 3: me a picture of him in his backyard watching with a.
Speaker 2: Fire on my job.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I literally still thought you were at
Speaker 3: the party. You drove all the way home, got into
Speaker 3: your Jammy's and had a snack.
Speaker 1: That's good, By the way, that's amazing if your home
Speaker 1: and out of your clothes like that's actually he may
Speaker 1: be honestly better than I am.
Speaker 2: I'll show you, George. What's up?
Speaker 1: Ben?
Speaker 7: How you doing yo, mojo, what's happening?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 5: How's everybody doing this morning?
Speaker 1: We're we're excited, we got a big concert coming, we
Speaker 1: got money we're giving away.
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 7: So anyway, you guys are talking about the doing what
Speaker 7: we call it doing the slip?
Speaker 2: Okay, and so what's funny.
Speaker 5: My dad and I worked together.
Speaker 7: For about fifteen years. We'd be at a.
Speaker 1: Business meeting like you guys were at that hour thing
Speaker 1: on Friday night.
Speaker 7: My dad wouldn't even tell me he'd do it the slip.
Speaker 7: People be like, where's your dad?
Speaker 6: I'm like, uh, what.
Speaker 7: Your own father doesn't even give you kind of a
Speaker 7: I'm gonna.
Speaker 5: Head I'm gonna head out.
Speaker 2: Just I'm sure. Ben.
Speaker 1: We love you guys so much, you're our sons, but
Speaker 1: we can't say goodbye.
Speaker 2: To you because if we do, you'll give up our game.
Speaker 7: You know, you know I probably would have I probably
Speaker 7: would have to Bruce.
Speaker 5: So yeah, Bruce would always.
Speaker 2: Shout out, Bruce.
Speaker 4: Dad's been slipping their kids for years. Thought, I'm going
Speaker 4: to get some milk.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Nicole? Hi?
Speaker 6: Okay, you guys can not Irish goodbye at an Italian
Speaker 6: get together.
Speaker 2: They will have the police looking. Oh they get pissed
Speaker 2: about that. Huh No, where did An go? Where did
Speaker 2: Teresa go? Where did Nicole go?
Speaker 5: I can't find them?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. They put out the search party.
Speaker 3: Because they want you to take all the food home.
Speaker 2: What's going on, Marlin? Hi, what's going on? Nothing much? Buddy?
Speaker 2: Are you an Irish goodbyer?
Speaker 7: I'm a mix flip out. I'll get out your house
Speaker 7: in a minute. I'll take a phone call like somebody
Speaker 7: on the phone with me and I can't here and
Speaker 7: go outside and read.
Speaker 2: It's loud.
Speaker 7: Two weeks ago, when my wife stood in there talking,
Speaker 7: I'm like, we gotta go.
Speaker 2: Like I love it eating.
Speaker 1: The purpose Marlin, you're awesome things, buddy. What's going on? Kristin?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 5: Good morning?
Speaker 2: I'm good for you, fantastic. What's happening? So Irish goodbye?
Speaker 5: But it's usually at my own home.
Speaker 2: Wait, you can't leave your own home. What do you do?
Speaker 2: Go to bed?
Speaker 5: I sure do, I say, I'm going to the rest.
Speaker 2: That's great. I've got to tell you that that's a
Speaker 2: good one.
Speaker 1: Just let everybody lock up for you and uh and
Speaker 1: clean up after you.
Speaker 2: What's up ron high.
Speaker 5: What's going on, y'all?
Speaker 2: Good morning morning, Good morning body. What's happening?
Speaker 5: Man? I was goodbye for my own birthday party one
Speaker 5: time I had to get go. I had to get go.
Speaker 5: You know, they played deer my birthday sex And there's
Speaker 5: one little thing I came with kind of gave me
Speaker 5: the like we out here like last year.
Speaker 2: Let's be.
Speaker 5: All right, I gotta have the duties the next thing.
Speaker 5: I know, my brothers and stuff, text me like where
Speaker 5: you are. I'm like, I'm at the free handles and venice.
Speaker 2: Real stick is so good? Hold on? Silence calls it
Speaker 2: the African goodbye? Is that right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm the king of the African Goodbye? Is that?
Speaker 5: That's when I'll say, I'm about to go to the store.
Speaker 5: I'll be right, bet, and then.
Speaker 2: I gotta go. Why is it? Everybody needs a bag
Speaker 2: of ice? Right? You gotta get the bag of ice?
Speaker 2: Hold on, this is the funniest.
Speaker 1: Kelly is married to it an Irish goodbyer, and it's
Speaker 1: not always good to be the wife of an Irish
Speaker 1: good buyer.
Speaker 2: Why is that? Kelly?
Speaker 5: We'll go to his side.
Speaker 7: His family functions drive separate so he could slip out,
Speaker 7: he leaves you there, and I'm yeah, I me and
Speaker 7: the kid's there because he'll drive separate, so then he
Speaker 7: could slip.
Speaker 6: Out so he doesn't have to stay.
Speaker 1: That is I want to know, right, I really want
Speaker 1: to know how many people haven't driven separate and left
Speaker 1: somebody there?
Speaker 2: Could you imagine if you
Speaker 1: Do it all the time, goodbye, and your family has
Speaker 1: to call an uber to get out of there, that
Speaker 1: would be bad.