1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,440 Speaker 1: Last week we were talking about stupid reasons you called 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: nine one one, and there are some fantastic calls we 3 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:09,239 Speaker 1: didn't get to guys like Megan. Here, Megan, what's a 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: dumb reason you called nine one one? 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 2: I actually wasn't in good morning. By the way. It 6 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 2: wasn't me that called nine one one. It was my brother. 7 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 3: He and my sister went to Egypt to live for 8 00:00:24,840 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 3: a while, just to learn their culture over there. And 9 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 3: when he first came back to the States, he was 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 3: staying with us in Texas, and my mom had asked 11 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:43,239 Speaker 3: him to do some chores, like household chores, and he 12 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 3: kept saying it was women's work. 13 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:47,720 Speaker 2: He's not going to do it. Da da da. 14 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:51,959 Speaker 3: And he got so frustrated that he called nine one 15 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 3: one because his family had told him he was ever, 16 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 3: you know, being told what to do or whatever, to. 17 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,600 Speaker 2: Call nine one one. So he kept. 18 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,000 Speaker 3: Calling nine one one and telling them that we were 19 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:05,319 Speaker 3: forcing him to do women's work. 20 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 4: How long was he in Egypt for? Were that he like, yo, like, 21 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 4: that's so weird. 22 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:13,919 Speaker 2: Years? He was there for five or six. 23 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,200 Speaker 5: Years, maybe as a child. He came back as an 24 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,399 Speaker 5: adult and thought this, no, it's not what. 25 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 2: He was still a child. He was ten at the time. 26 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 6: That's difference. 27 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 4: And you did you did not go with him? 28 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 2: No? I did not know. 29 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 4: I mean I feel like there's a little bit more 30 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,520 Speaker 4: of a story here, like how old was he? How old? 31 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:34,560 Speaker 4: If he's ten, how old were you? 32 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 2: I was ten? But this is like my stepbrother. 33 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 4: Oh see, okay step brother? Wow? So now is he 34 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 4: still in Egypt or did he? Did he acclimate the 35 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,160 Speaker 4: United States? 36 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:50,280 Speaker 2: Yeah? He lives in Arkansas. He's forty now, long time ago. 37 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 2: But the cop came three times. On the final time, 38 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:58,440 Speaker 2: they told them that if he continued to call that 39 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 2: they'd have to take him to jail, and that he 40 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 2: needs to listen to his mother. And it's not women's work. 41 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:07,640 Speaker 2: You just have to do your chores here in America. 42 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. What a funny story. Order, how he's handling Arkansas? Now, 43 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: what's he do for a living in Arkansas? What's he do? 44 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:22,240 Speaker 3: He works at like a meat. 45 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:24,960 Speaker 4: Very much man's work. Man's killing cows and chopping them up. 46 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, thanks Megan, thanks for sharing that story 47 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: with us. 48 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:30,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're welcome. 49 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:33,920 Speaker 1: Having a day, Gloria. 50 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 4: Some reason you called nine one one good morning. 51 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 6: The morning. 52 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,720 Speaker 7: So this was like about ten years ago when I 53 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 7: lived with my mom at the moment. So they had 54 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 7: purchased a new car and they had their old vehicle 55 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:53,519 Speaker 7: at the house. They were going to go out of 56 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,440 Speaker 7: town to Mexico, so they decided to take the new 57 00:02:57,520 --> 00:03:01,919 Speaker 7: car and leave the old car. You the old car 58 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:06,760 Speaker 7: had was stolen before. So the next day, when I 59 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,360 Speaker 7: woke up and I go outside, I realized that the 60 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 7: car wasn't there. So I started to panic and I 61 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 7: called my goe one letting them know that the vehicle 62 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:20,079 Speaker 7: was missing, describing it and all that. Right. So then 63 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,400 Speaker 7: my next daught is like, Okay, should I call my 64 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 7: parents or not, Like I don't want to worry. Then 65 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:26,359 Speaker 7: they're out of town, right, So then I let my 66 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 7: boyfriend know, like what happened, and he's like, just call him, 67 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 7: let them know what going on. So then I called 68 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,760 Speaker 7: my dad and my mom and let them know, like, hey, no, 69 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,960 Speaker 7: I'm calling you because your car was stolen. 70 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 6: It's not here. 71 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 7: And I called my one one letting them know, you 72 00:03:40,440 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 7: guys don't have to worry about it. And then my 73 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:46,640 Speaker 7: Mom's like, oh my god, it wasn't stolen. Your dad 74 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 7: told it to your uncle, and I'm like, oh, are 75 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 7: you serious. 76 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 6: Poor uncle's gonna get pulled over the stolen vehicle. 77 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 7: Right, and not just that, like my uncle doesn't have papers. 78 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:04,920 Speaker 7: So I started freaking out and panicking and I was like, 79 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:07,240 Speaker 7: oh my god. I let my boyfriend know. He's like, 80 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 7: you need to call them right away, let them know that, 81 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 7: you know, disregard, we found it whatever, right, So I 82 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 7: had to call them, letting them know, like, hey. 83 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 6: No never more heard. 84 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 2: Yes. 85 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,560 Speaker 7: I was panicking so bad. I was like, I called 86 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,240 Speaker 7: my mama. I mean that was at before my mom 87 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,479 Speaker 7: at the time. I was like, that's something you should 88 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 7: let me know before you leave out of town. Let 89 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:31,039 Speaker 7: me know that you sold the vehicle to somebody. That way, 90 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,200 Speaker 7: I know, you know, don't wake up the next day 91 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 7: and like, oh my god, you're bad and it got 92 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 7: stolen again, and yeah, it was the worst thing ever. 93 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,960 Speaker 6: Now it's funny, but. 94 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:44,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, Gloria, that's awesome. Thanks for listening. 95 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 6: Of course. 96 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:49,280 Speaker 4: Advice Lauren, what's a dumb reason you called nine one one? 97 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 8: Oh god? Okay, So my boyfriend and I were having 98 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 8: at night in and we decided to reheat leftovers. He 99 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:04,240 Speaker 8: put the utense hole in the microwave and it just 100 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 8: caused the whole thing. So we called nine to one 101 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 8: one and it ended up being fine, but just a 102 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:12,239 Speaker 8: dumb It was dumb. 103 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 5: Well did something catch fire where they just sparking and 104 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 5: it scared them. 105 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 8: It was just sparking and scary and like they were 106 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:20,760 Speaker 8: banging around. So we just kind of were like, I 107 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 8: mean I reacted. 108 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 9: Yeah, I almost said our kitchen on fire in Yere 109 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 9: at the at the station, I put the I put 110 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,039 Speaker 9: the I had a Chick fil A sandwich in the 111 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 9: bag and I didn't know it was tinfoil on the inside. 112 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 4: I have a hard time figure out what to get. 113 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,599 Speaker 9: And I walked away and it literally burst it open. 114 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 4: It was like on fire. It was. 115 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:40,880 Speaker 1: I put stuff in the microwave and when I take 116 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,880 Speaker 1: it out, it's still cold. And then I would be like, 117 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,479 Speaker 1: you can't put that bowl in there. How come you 118 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: put the bowl like a microwave. 119 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,360 Speaker 4: Some things are not microwaves. 120 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 9: And think it really hot on the outside and you'll 121 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 9: burn your fingers. 122 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,760 Speaker 1: Sometimes I put something I know can't go in the 123 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,160 Speaker 1: microwave that's metal, and. 124 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,159 Speaker 4: I just do for a second. 125 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:02,359 Speaker 6: Yeah, why I just no I'm just waiting. 126 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,360 Speaker 1: I'm pulling out before a spark so I could eat. 127 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,159 Speaker 1: All right, Well, thanks for calling on, Thank you, glad 128 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:07,719 Speaker 1: you're okay. 129 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:11,160 Speaker 4: Thank you. 130 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:13,280 Speaker 1: If you have any other ones, choose a call eight 131 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:16,480 Speaker 1: seven seven nine seven four seven or DM at John 132 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:17,000 Speaker 1: Jay VanNess. 133 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:25,520 Speaker 4: It's John Jay and Rich. They say the holy Hello, 134 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 4: good morning, John Jay and Rich. 135 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 6: Hello, Hi, this is Andrea. I think you guys were 136 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 6: looking for me earlier. 137 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,400 Speaker 4: Sure, we're always looking for you. What were you calling 138 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 4: you for? 139 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,520 Speaker 6: You guys are calling me for stupid reasons? 140 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,680 Speaker 1: I called nine to one one, okay, okay, yeah, So 141 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:45,039 Speaker 1: here's what happened. Noah was in the studio and I 142 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,479 Speaker 1: guess you called in and Noah was like, oh my god, 143 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:50,000 Speaker 1: you guys, her story is so hilarious. 144 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:52,680 Speaker 4: What's your story? So I'm so glad you called. So 145 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 4: what was it? You called another one? For what reason? 146 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 6: I had to stupid reasons? 147 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,400 Speaker 4: I shut it. 148 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:05,360 Speaker 6: So the first reason I noticed there have been bees 149 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 6: flying around in the home, you know, for quite a while, 150 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Speaker 6: and my kids were small at the time, while I 151 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 6: live in an older home, So like the kitchen went 152 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 6: straight into the bedroom and there wasn't a door somebody 153 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 6: had told me. I think I looked it up. I 154 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 6: don't remember that break cleaner gets rid of bees. So 155 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:32,560 Speaker 6: I figured I had a hive somewhere. I just couldn't 156 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 6: find it. So anyways, I stopped up on break cleaner. 157 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 6: And so one day my kids were asleep in the 158 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 6: bedroom that goes from the kitchen to the bedroom. Therefore 159 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 6: there's no door that I can shut takisa bee's away 160 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:52,560 Speaker 6: from my kids. Well, I've seen a bee, you know, 161 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 6: I'm freaking break cleaner. And then there was another bee. 162 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 6: I'm fraying bright cleaner. So I'm doing whatever I need 163 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:02,560 Speaker 6: to do to keep the bees from going to the 164 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:06,320 Speaker 6: back room to my kids. I don't know how many 165 00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 6: cans I went through a bright cleaner, but anyways, I 166 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:15,120 Speaker 6: got myself high, like hi, I got myself like I'm 167 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 6: not even I'm not even lying, and it sounds so stupid. 168 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:22,360 Speaker 8: It's embarrassing. 169 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 6: Anyways, I had to call nine one one on myself. 170 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 6: Mind you, I could barely talk, I could barely breathe. 171 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,880 Speaker 6: I was able to tell them to please come, but 172 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:37,120 Speaker 6: not turn on the sirens or lights. I was too embarrassed. 173 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,280 Speaker 6: So that was one reason I called nine one one 174 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 6: on my phone. 175 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:40,480 Speaker 4: Just a quick question. 176 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,040 Speaker 5: Here does break Cleaner kill bees? 177 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:44,439 Speaker 6: It never worked? 178 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you this. Are you watching it all? 179 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,840 Speaker 1: The show called Shrinking on Apple TV Andrea at all Shrinking, 180 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:55,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so. The most recent episode Derek, the 181 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,240 Speaker 1: husband of the funny husband. 182 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:01,120 Speaker 4: He by mistake ate all of his son's weed gummies. 183 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,439 Speaker 1: Oh as he was walking down the street and he 184 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:05,520 Speaker 1: got so high he had to call nine one one 185 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: on himself. But it's so and he gets in the ambulance. 186 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,880 Speaker 1: He gets into a fight with a mannequin. He starts 187 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,760 Speaker 1: calling everybody and sharing with them Beard stories like he 188 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,720 Speaker 1: was out of his mind and he thought he's gonna 189 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,360 Speaker 1: thought he died. 190 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 4: Like it's really funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was was zy. 191 00:09:22,679 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 6: I couldn't breathe all over break Cleaner. I had called 192 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,720 Speaker 6: nine one one all myself. Now, do not tell me 193 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 6: that that is not stupid. 194 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,920 Speaker 5: You've never heard you've never heard that on Life Acts. 195 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:32,360 Speaker 5: That's a good way to give her to peace. Never 196 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,040 Speaker 5: not once. We don't say that, No brick cleaner. 197 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:39,240 Speaker 6: So anyways, I have another one. Okay, So I was 198 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:42,559 Speaker 6: driving home from work from Coolidge on the highway, eighty seven. 199 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,679 Speaker 6: It was during monsoon season. Well, I get really bad 200 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,200 Speaker 6: anxiety during monsoon season, Like it's really bad. I was 201 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 6: driving home by myself and here comes the dust form, 202 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:58,960 Speaker 6: so I pulled over into the parking lot. I was crying, 203 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,200 Speaker 6: I was screaming, I was praying. I had my head 204 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,560 Speaker 6: down because I don't like to look at that because 205 00:10:04,679 --> 00:10:07,720 Speaker 6: it gives me bad anxiety. I had an anxiety attack. 206 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,480 Speaker 6: They're like, nine one one, what's your emergency. I'm like, hey, 207 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 6: I'm stuck in the dust storm. I need someone to 208 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,320 Speaker 6: come get me. They're like, you want us to what? 209 00:10:15,559 --> 00:10:17,839 Speaker 6: I'm like, I want you to come get me. Come 210 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 6: get me. I'm in a storm, mind you. I'm crying, 211 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 6: I'm screaming. My head's down because I can't look at 212 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:25,280 Speaker 6: the dirt. That'll really get my anxiety going up. 213 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:26,840 Speaker 7: After the call. 214 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:30,880 Speaker 6: Dropped, I said forget it. When the dust storm finally stopped, 215 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,720 Speaker 6: nine one one calls back. They're like, hey, nine one, 216 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 6: are you okay. I'm like, well, yeah, I guess you 217 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:42,480 Speaker 6: guys never came to get me. That story still goes 218 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:45,720 Speaker 6: on from this day. My little sisters still laughed at me. 219 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,600 Speaker 6: They still make fun of me. It'll always be Remember 220 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,840 Speaker 6: that one day you call nine one one because you stretch, 221 00:10:51,880 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 6: you were stuck in a dust storm. I'm like, yes, 222 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 6: I know, and I will do it again. So I 223 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 6: think those are two uid reason. 224 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,360 Speaker 1: Those are both great, and their sisters should bring up 225 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:03,839 Speaker 1: both of those to you. I mean calling down to 226 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,520 Speaker 1: one on yourself because you're high from spray. That's a 227 00:11:06,559 --> 00:11:08,559 Speaker 1: good one too, all right, Andrea, thank you so much. 228 00:11:08,559 --> 00:11:10,559 Speaker 4: I'm so glad. I'm so glad you called us back. 229 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 4: Thanks for listening. 230 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,319 Speaker 6: Yes, thank you, good bye, thank you, by bye.