Speaker 1: And I got your email, but I wanted to get
Speaker 1: you on the radio, Aubrey, so you could talk about
Speaker 1: this one. And you're gonna give us just like a little,
Speaker 1: a little PSA, a little bit of advice to not
Speaker 1: do something. Hi, Aubrey, quick the phone. Oh yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I gotta push her button there. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. Aubrey. You're on the radio right now.
Speaker 1: Tell us what you wanted to advise us against doing.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: So, I heard you do War of the Roses last
Speaker 3: week where the woman went through her man's jacket pocket
Speaker 3: and found the receipt.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah that, And I remember we asked her,
Speaker 1: We said, why do you go through his pocket? She's like,
Speaker 1: because that's what I do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you did.
Speaker 1: That's that's what she does. So you heard that and
Speaker 1: then you thought of us because something happened to you
Speaker 1: this weekend. What happened?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, So I am here for my PSA to
Speaker 3: tell everyone, don't snoop.
Speaker 2: I found out the hard way.
Speaker 1: What'd you find out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, my boyfriend was out of town until last night.
Speaker 2: He came in from MSP and rushed into the bathroom
Speaker 2: because you know, I really had to go, and I was.
Speaker 3: Just going through his carry on just to help him out,
Speaker 3: and I found an engagement ring.
Speaker 5: Oh no, wow, you can't feel bad.
Speaker 1: Now here's the important question.
Speaker 3: It was for you?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, clearly not somebody. Okay, So an engagement resource
Speaker 1: in the box and it's all ready to go, a new, shiny,
Speaker 1: beautiful engagement ring. What I mean, we know what that means?
Speaker 1: Tell me the story?
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, like of like of how we met?
Speaker 1: Well no, but I mean now, so what do you
Speaker 1: do then? Do you put it back and pretend you
Speaker 1: don't know because now you know he's gonna he's gonna
Speaker 1: propose to you?
Speaker 4: Or did you say something?
Speaker 3: Or no, I'm I am not saying anything. I am
Speaker 3: pretending that it didn't happen at all. But you know,
Speaker 3: now now that I know I have to I'm like overthinking.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh my gosh, okay, now I have to
Speaker 3: act surprised. What do I look like when I'm surprised?
Speaker 3: And all of the thoughts are going on in my head?
Speaker 6: Oh man, especially if you're not used to like acting,
Speaker 6: You're like, oh my god, do you know where it's
Speaker 6: going to take place?
Speaker 1: Do you think you do? You have a plan. Does
Speaker 1: he have a plan?
Speaker 2: Well, I have a feeling that it's this coming weekend
Speaker 2: because we're going to Split Rock Lighthouse and that's where
Speaker 2: we went on our first weekend vacation.
Speaker 1: So they're in the shadow of Split Rock Lighthouse. You're
Speaker 1: gonna be He's gonna be all nervous, and you can
Speaker 1: be fumbling around in his pocket, pat in his pocket
Speaker 1: to make sure it's there. And then he's going to
Speaker 1: turn to you and go, hey, Aubrey. And then he's
Speaker 1: gonna get down on one knee and you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to have your You know what you need to do practice?
Speaker 1: That's an ammunicate to practice. You need to get in
Speaker 1: front of the bathroom mirror. And when he does that,
Speaker 1: first thing that you have to do is you have
Speaker 1: to put both hands up to your mouth and go.
Speaker 6: Like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you go ahead? Practice with one hand. I
Speaker 1: know you're holding the other phone. Go ahead and give
Speaker 1: me a practice shot there, will you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Let me practice?
Speaker 4: Okay, looks great.
Speaker 1: Okay, now leave the How long do you leave that?
Speaker 1: And you gotta flitter your fingers while your mouth you
Speaker 1: bring them up.
Speaker 4: And you have to deny it.
Speaker 7: You have to be like, no, stop, that's a kid,
Speaker 7: you're kidding, that's call okay, and then he'll be like
Speaker 7: he'll probably say something because I think a lot of
Speaker 7: the time it's like I loved you and I knew
Speaker 7: you were the one from the first time I met you.
Speaker 1: I don't care where I go when I'm with you,
Speaker 1: we always have a great time. And then you're gonna
Speaker 1: sit there and you go but you nod or not
Speaker 1: and starlitter okay, nod and start to cry. Okay, good, Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe you'll have to.
Speaker 4: And then once he actually holds your hand, you have
Speaker 4: to jump at least once what like a hop like
Speaker 4: a okay.
Speaker 1: Maybe a little bit too much.
Speaker 4: No, you're over selling it.
Speaker 1: Tell me more.
Speaker 5: I just don't think just hop or whatever. I think
Speaker 5: the crying the hands of the face is all cool, man.
Speaker 5: I would just be pissed if I was this guy.
Speaker 5: I want my girlfriend to listen.
Speaker 4: To know nothing, well, of course nothing, but he doesn't.
Speaker 4: Whatever he doesn't know is not gonna hurt him. But
Speaker 4: what if he does know? What if he knows her
Speaker 4: so well? Then whenever she does this, what like the
Speaker 4: fluttering of the hands, He's just like really.
Speaker 1: I think I think you gotta not over sell it.
Speaker 1: But listen, here's the thing. He's gonna be so nervous.
Speaker 1: He has no idea that you know. He's just gonna
Speaker 1: be so excited. You're gonna be so because when it
Speaker 1: comes down to it, you might know it's gonna happen,
Speaker 1: but you're still gonna be so excited. If you just
Speaker 1: missed us that she was going through her boyfriend's carry.
Speaker 4: On last night? Was it last night?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, found an engagement ring in a box. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna guess it was from wedding day diamonds, but you
Speaker 1: don't have to say so. Now she's like, you're going
Speaker 1: to split rock this weekend. You already know that he's
Speaker 1: gonna propose this weekend. We're just trying to figure out
Speaker 1: how to make her look authentic when she gets the proposal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just don't overdo it.
Speaker 5: Are you gonna tell him? Maybe after the not not
Speaker 5: like right after it happens, but in a couple of months,
Speaker 5: like I knew.
Speaker 1: Take, is there anybody listening who thinks she should tell him?
Speaker 1: Is there anybody listening who thinks that she should tell him? Eventually?
Speaker 1: I think that maybe a year down the road on
Speaker 1: your first anniversary.
Speaker 4: I don't know, No, I would never.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You're right now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say anything.
Speaker 4: Sived somebody did say.
Speaker 6: At least now she can make sure that she looks
Speaker 6: cute for the pictures.
Speaker 4: So just like, get up a little bit earlier. You're
Speaker 4: sure you look amazing.
Speaker 1: You don't look like Kenny on South Park with your
Speaker 1: face all up in a in a in a hoodie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, good luck, thanks for sharing. And the
Speaker 1: lesson is especially you guys this time of the year.
Speaker 1: Don't snoop. You can't snoop this time of the year.
Speaker 4: What's this time of year?
Speaker 1: Christmas?
Speaker 4: For Christmas presents? Okay, that's when people get engaged just
Speaker 4: for holiday. It was the best time the snoop.
Speaker 5: When you were a kid, you would try to go
Speaker 5: onto the Christmas tree and unwrap your present slowly.
Speaker 1: Oh no no, but then you mess up the tape
Speaker 1: and so your mom would find out. Let me call
Speaker 1: my Hey, Aubrey, thanks for calling. I appreciate you, and
Speaker 1: good luck and congratulations, Thank you. Bye. Let me call
Speaker 1: my daughter Beth really quick because she has a story
Speaker 1: about snooping.
Speaker 4: Let me see if I get a hold of Christmas present.
Speaker 1: Let me I want to have her tell the stories.
Speaker 1: She's at work, so she might not be able to answer, like,
Speaker 1: oh god, what that's her? Hello? What your daddy? Hey,
Speaker 1: good morning. We're on the radio right now, and I
Speaker 1: want you to tell the story about how you learned
Speaker 1: when you were a little girl with your siblings not
Speaker 1: to snoop for Christmas presents.
Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, my sister and I would be the
Speaker 8: last ones in the house and we would walk down
Speaker 8: to the bus stop.
Speaker 1: When it was time.
Speaker 8: And as you know, as we got older, we figured
Speaker 8: that we could open up one little corner of the
Speaker 8: present and just kind of peek in there a little
Speaker 8: bit and then see what it was, and then take
Speaker 8: it back up and then leave and go to school.
Speaker 8: And we figured Christmas morning we would, you know, still
Speaker 8: have all these amazing presents that show up after, you know,
Speaker 8: because Santa Claus comes sure, and yeah, so when we
Speaker 8: had Christmas Morning and we opened up all of our presents,
Speaker 8: we were super bummed because we already knew what we
Speaker 8: were getting and we were like, we are never doing
Speaker 8: this again.
Speaker 1: And it ruined the whole thing. So you were like
Speaker 1: ten years old and then you found out that was
Speaker 1: really cool to find out. Oh I'm getting you this,
Speaker 1: I'm getting to that. But on Christmas morning there was
Speaker 1: no joy of the surprise.
Speaker 4: Yep, exactly right. It was all ruined.
Speaker 1: So remember that, Bailey, I will remember that.
Speaker 4: I swear no peak.
Speaker 1: How are you bad?
Speaker 3: I'm good?
Speaker 1: How about you let me ask you a question. We
Speaker 1: did this on the radio last week. Okay, so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put you on the spot. We're gonna give you
Speaker 1: a would you rather? Would you rather for one year?
Speaker 1: For one year, you have to either every social thing
Speaker 1: you do is with me your dad. That's one option.
Speaker 1: Or you can go out with anybody you want for
Speaker 1: a year, anytime you want. But every time you poop
Speaker 1: it hurts so bad you scream. So now you have
Speaker 1: to choose. Would you rather have it hurt so bad
Speaker 1: when you poop that you scream, or the only social
Speaker 1: engagement would be with me for one year.
Speaker 8: I mean, I totally hang out with you for a
Speaker 8: whole year, but I think you get sick, sick of
Speaker 8: hanging out with me for the year.
Speaker 1: Oh never, never, all right, Love you best, I might
Speaker 1: change your mind though, Yeah, all right, love you to bye.
Speaker 4: Dave chooses to scream while he poops. I just can
Speaker 4: I switch it. I did get some text messages.
Speaker 1: Tell me about the engagement ring.
Speaker 6: Yeah. People are saying, hey, there's a silver lining. Now
Speaker 6: she can get a cute manicure. Some are saying tell
Speaker 6: him later on happened to me and I told him
Speaker 6: like a month later.
Speaker 4: See that's what's worrying me. There's a bunch of text messages.
Speaker 5: One of them says, uh, I found my ring before
Speaker 5: he propose, I'll take it to my grave. Another I
Speaker 5: tried to call her, but she didn't want to be
Speaker 5: on the radio. She said that she told him after
Speaker 5: the fact. I'd pray whenever that day comes for me
Speaker 5: to propose to or leading up to it, whenever I
Speaker 5: get a ring that she has no clue, I'm gonna
Speaker 5: be so devastated if I I wouldn't find out.
Speaker 4: But if she knows, or she's seen the ring somewhere, and.
Speaker 6: A lot of people are saying, my husband still thinks
Speaker 6: I don't know, but I did, and I really never
Speaker 6: told him.
Speaker 4: He won't know. You know, they are too nervous to
Speaker 4: pay attention.
Speaker 1: I think you're absolutely right. He's going to be so
Speaker 1: focused on doing it right and remembering what he wants
Speaker 1: to say and not dropping the ring, he's never gonna notice.
Speaker 1: So take you say, take it to the grave, Take
Speaker 1: it to the I would take it to the grave,
Speaker 1: but also fell, let's find a better hiding spot.
Speaker 6: Yeah, your carry on, it's on top and it's in
Speaker 6: a bout.
Speaker 1: I wonder if he went somewhere, maybe bought it from
Speaker 1: like a friend who was a jeweler in another town
Speaker 1: or something like that.
Speaker 6: I mean, she was trying to be helpful and help
Speaker 6: him unpacked, so I don't think it's her fault and
Speaker 6: she shouldn't feel bad for it.
Speaker 1: In my humble opinion, Okay, what would you do