Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Shaw, let's have some fun on a Monday.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to be here. Are you ready to start
Speaker 1: the work week? Chris, put a smile on your face
Speaker 1: because we have a great show tonight. Where we're going, Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I haven't really thought about it. But
Speaker 1: here's what we're going to talk about, for sure. Medal
Speaker 1: of Honor Monday's coming up one hour from now, where
Speaker 1: we honor an American hero. We're gonna discuss not being
Speaker 1: able to escape the path you've started down. This is
Speaker 1: gonna be about everything from communism, the Democrat politics, to
Speaker 1: Hollywood to all these things. We're about to discuss the
Speaker 1: salesmanship right now of what Obama's doing versus what Chuck
Speaker 1: Schumer's doing, versus what Hillary's doing, versus what the judges
Speaker 1: are doing. We're about to talk about a lot of
Speaker 1: their tactics and techniques. We'll pay Marco Rubio a compliment.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why making fun of AOC is fun
Speaker 1: and encouraged. But we shouldn't miss the mark. All that
Speaker 1: emails so much more, including a criticism of barbershops, to
Speaker 1: come tonight on the world famous Jesse Kelly's Show, now
Speaker 1: let's talk about something. Let's talk about militaries, if you will.
Speaker 1: I told you that there is a new history I
Speaker 1: guess should we call it a series. It feels kind
Speaker 1: of gross talking calling it a series, but I guess
Speaker 1: that's what we ought to call it. I have a
Speaker 1: new history series coming for you at some point. It's
Speaker 1: going to be on Napoleon's disastrous military campaign into Russia.
Speaker 1: It's not coming tomorrow, and it's not coming this week.
Speaker 1: It is a large, complicated subject, and I'm digging into
Speaker 1: it right now. But let's set that aside. I am
Speaker 1: a huge nerd when it comes to history stuff, as
Speaker 1: you know, and I was digging in this weekend to
Speaker 1: the makeup of the army, the Grand Army as it
Speaker 1: was known. Now, none of this is super important to you,
Speaker 1: but stay with me. One of the things that just
Speaker 1: it always fascinates me of modern armies of ancient armies
Speaker 1: is how many different parts there are to it versus
Speaker 1: how many parts you and I picture in our minds.
Speaker 1: If you picture a Napoleonic era army, you know that's
Speaker 1: eighteen twelve. Basically you what, of course, you picture some
Speaker 1: cannon guys. Obviously there's gonna be guys men and the cannons.
Speaker 1: There's some riflemen, infantry types, probably lots of them lined up.
Speaker 1: Do you have all that? You're not an idiot? Of
Speaker 1: course there are gonna be some cavalry guys on horseback.
Speaker 1: Is that not the army you picture? I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what it's most definitely my army. I picture. That's just
Speaker 1: the tip of a very long spear, just the tip.
Speaker 1: They had an entire cores made up. All they did
Speaker 1: was logistics, And I'll go over all this again in
Speaker 1: the show. Don't you don't have to memorize any of
Speaker 1: this stuff, But when we get to the history series,
Speaker 1: I'll go over it all again. But basically, an entire army.
Speaker 1: What they did was set up a place for the
Speaker 1: troops to sleep and eat at the end of every
Speaker 1: single night, huge, huge amount of people dedicated to the horses,
Speaker 1: finding horses, feeding horses, caring for the horses. Hey, who's
Speaker 1: going to go out and scavenge? Who's going to go
Speaker 1: provide intelligence? There are so many different parts to an
Speaker 1: army out there on campaign, and oftentimes they don't look
Speaker 1: anything like each other at all. For instance, for the
Speaker 1: purpose of our conversation. Let's focus on this aspect to it.
Speaker 1: The Napoleonic army as it marched through an area, it
Speaker 1: had guys dedicated to going out and getting food and
Speaker 1: wine and blankets and things like that for the troops.
Speaker 1: They were gonna go out and buy it. And you
Speaker 1: walk into a shop back then, and you say, hey,
Speaker 1: we're an army marching through. I need all these blankets,
Speaker 1: I need all that corn, I need all that this,
Speaker 1: I need all that that. And here is a chit,
Speaker 1: here's an iou you you can cash that in and
Speaker 1: we will pay you back for it. And believe it
Speaker 1: or not, Napoleon did it. Honored it. Now, they could
Speaker 1: have just gone in and taken everything, but nope, he
Speaker 1: honored it. Oh, but there was also a unit that
Speaker 1: went out to just steal things. Sounds like they're at odds, right,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. It's totally different. That's a different thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But armies have to use different people for different roles,
Speaker 1: and they have to use different tactics sometimes tactics that
Speaker 1: sounds at odds with each other when you want to
Speaker 1: understand why. Sometimes you see differences in how one communist
Speaker 1: speaks about a subject. Versus how another communist speaks about
Speaker 1: a subject. You must understand they see themselves as an army,
Speaker 1: a revolutionary army on a mission. And as an army,
Speaker 1: there are going to be guys who have to care
Speaker 1: for the horses, and there are going to be guys
Speaker 1: who are in the infantry, and there are going to
Speaker 1: be guys who are dedicated to looting and stealing, and
Speaker 1: there are going to be guys who are dedicated to
Speaker 1: paying people. But the main thing you have to remember
Speaker 1: is the overarching goal is the communist revolution. Would you
Speaker 1: like to know an example of what I'm talking about. Wow,
Speaker 1: here's a great one deadline Boseburg. That would be that
Speaker 1: judge who opposes everything Trump does orders Trump to bring
Speaker 1: back all all illegal aliens he's deported to El Salvador.
Speaker 1: The one judge stepped up and said, no, everyone you
Speaker 1: sent away, bring them back. Okay, Well that's weird. Hillary
Speaker 1: Clinton went to some big fancy international conference.
Speaker 2: She said this, here is a legitimate reason to have
Speaker 2: a debate about things like migration. It went too far.
Speaker 2: It's been disruptive and destabilizing, and it needs to be
Speaker 2: fixed in a humane way with secure borders that don't
Speaker 2: torture and kill people.
Speaker 1: Wow, is the Democrat Party waking up? Are they coming
Speaker 1: around to the fact that foreigners, illegals and legals in
Speaker 1: masts coming into the country. It's it's bad for the country.
Speaker 1: Would she say, do stabilizing harmful to you? Your community,
Speaker 1: your healthcare, your school, your job prospects, your wages, your
Speaker 1: everything else. Are they waking up to that fact? Are
Speaker 1: they coming around on immigration? Obama himself, Obama's doing the
Speaker 1: podcast circuit right now because he can't ever just leave
Speaker 1: into obscurity. He has to be there forever. Obama sat down,
Speaker 1: he talked about this man. I didn't agree with everything
Speaker 1: he said, but boyd, does he sound reasonable.
Speaker 3: But what is also true is that we're a nation
Speaker 3: of laws. We have borders, and we've got to figure
Speaker 3: out an immigration policy that is orderly and that is
Speaker 3: fair and is enforced in a sensible way, that is
Speaker 3: compatible with our values. But may not fully capture the
Speaker 3: degree to which that kid should have the same chances
Speaker 3: in life as a US citizen kid. But you know,
Speaker 3: we've got to accommodate the reality. The majority of the
Speaker 3: American people think that there's a difference between somebody who's
Speaker 3: a US citizen, somebody who's not that they want an
Speaker 3: orderly immigration system.
Speaker 1: Nah, that's that's obviously not as hardcore right wing as
Speaker 1: I am, as maybe you are. But that sounds so reasonable.
Speaker 1: I think the Democrat Party is really changing. But then
Speaker 1: we come back to this headline Boseburg orders Trump to
Speaker 1: bring back all illegals he's deported to El Salvador. Then
Speaker 1: we come back to every single communist operation going on,
Speaker 1: to handing ice out pins to celebrities at the Grammys,
Speaker 1: to funding communist street animal protests in Minneapolis, and it's
Speaker 1: almost weird. It almost seems like they're saying two different things. Right.
Speaker 1: On one hand, you can find a laundry list of
Speaker 1: Democrats street animals, any lead animals who will scream until
Speaker 1: screamed at the high skies, that every person should be
Speaker 1: allowed to come here. It's all stolen land anyway, don't
Speaker 1: ever depourt anybody. But gosh, Then these other problems are
Speaker 1: prominent people, they're stepping up, and they're sounding a lot
Speaker 1: more reasonable.
Speaker 2: There's a legitimate reason to have a debate about things
Speaker 2: like migration. It went too far. It's been disruptive and
Speaker 2: destabilizing and it needs to be fixed in a humane
Speaker 2: way with secure borders that don't torture and kill people.
Speaker 1: This is all a tactic. This is all something they've
Speaker 1: done over and over and over and over again throughout history.
Speaker 1: And what we always have to keep in mind, what
Speaker 1: I have to keep in mind and you have to
Speaker 1: keep in mind, is this The goal itself never changes.
Speaker 1: The goal of total destruction of Western civilization never changes.
Speaker 1: They never take their eye off the ball. That is
Speaker 1: always where they're marching. The only thing that changes. And
Speaker 1: the reason this guy might say one thing and this
Speaker 1: guy does another thing and this lady says another thing
Speaker 1: is they're selling different things to different people, and bad
Speaker 1: things have been rejected by some but not all. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about those two aspects to it. It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a Fantastic Monday. Remember you can
Speaker 1: email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Why
Speaker 1: why are we seeing such different different talking points from
Speaker 1: Democrats where so much of the party they're all in
Speaker 1: open borders, never deport anybody, amnesty for all in all
Speaker 1: the time. And yet you have the Obamas, you have
Speaker 1: the Hillary Clintons, almost all at once, seemingly all at
Speaker 1: once coming out saying, ah, oh maybe reasonable, we do
Speaker 1: need voters. Let's be reasonable to speed Dan. Well, here's
Speaker 1: the deal. There's two different things happening here. The first
Speaker 1: thing is this and we've discussed this for when it
Speaker 1: comes to other issues before, but it always is in play.
Speaker 1: Remember that in politics. If you think about politics as
Speaker 1: if there are two different people standing for election, right,
Speaker 1: and they have a thousand people standing in the room,
Speaker 1: and these thousand people those are the thousand voters. So
Speaker 1: what do you want. If you're a politician and you
Speaker 1: want the power, you need five hundred and one votes,
Speaker 1: then it really doesn't matter if you get five hundred
Speaker 1: and two. If you get nine hundred, five hundred and
Speaker 1: one votes is what matters. You don't want to be
Speaker 1: the one with four ninety nine, right, So what you
Speaker 1: need to do, what you need to produce, is you
Speaker 1: need to produce enough how to your own material to
Speaker 1: convince the person who's thinking about voting for you that
Speaker 1: maybe you're the most palatable option, and the Democrat voting
Speaker 1: based so much of it they're simply demonic savages who
Speaker 1: want to destroy the country. And that's where the aocs
Speaker 1: of the world come in. Never deport anybody. Bring in
Speaker 1: every rapist. I don't care if he massacres your daughter
Speaker 1: and your entire family on the highway whatever. America sucks anyway,
Speaker 1: And there's a voting public for that. But it's not
Speaker 1: all of them. You're not getting five hundred and one
Speaker 1: votes out of that. So you need guy who doesn't
Speaker 1: like Republicans. But a guy who's weirded out by Democrats.
Speaker 1: You need that guy. You need to give his conscience
Speaker 1: permission to come on board. That's what you need. Do
Speaker 1: you remember, hey, Chris Grevis, if you wouldn't mind, it's
Speaker 1: from last week. Wait a minute, Wait a minute. I
Speaker 1: actually don't even know if we've I think we just
Speaker 1: talked about it. Don't even look. You can find it
Speaker 1: if you want. There's a pull that came out that
Speaker 1: they pulled Democrats. They pulled just Democrats, and I believe
Speaker 1: the number was sixty percent, might have been fifty eight percent.
Speaker 1: A majority of Democrats thought the Democrat Party had gotten
Speaker 1: I believe the polling question was too liberal. A majority
Speaker 1: of voting Democrats thought the Democrat Party had gotten to liberal.
Speaker 1: Now let me ask you something. Oh, you already have it, Christ,
Speaker 1: go ahead, play it.
Speaker 4: Play about the Democratic base, right, but what about what
Speaker 4: about all Americans? Right?
Speaker 1: How about all voters?
Speaker 4: Voters who say that Democrats are now too liberal?
Speaker 1: Look at this percentage.
Speaker 4: It's forty two percent, ninety six, forty eight percent twenty thirteen,
Speaker 4: now fifty eight percent in twenty twenty five of all Democrats,
Speaker 4: all voters say that the Democratic Party is too liberal.
Speaker 4: The Democrats are moving to the left, the far left
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 1: Apparently I totally said that wrong. It's all voters, It's
Speaker 1: not just Democrat pool. Okay, So fifty eight percent of
Speaker 1: the country, that's a large percentage says Democrats are too liberal.
Speaker 1: Now that Chris confirmed this for me, that was last week, right,
Speaker 1: that came out yep, last week. So last week we
Speaker 1: get a poll that shows fifty eight percent a Democrat.
Speaker 1: Fifty eight percent of the country thinks Democrats are too liberal.
Speaker 1: Almost overnight, we have the former president of the United
Speaker 1: States of America sitting down on a podcast saying this.
Speaker 3: But what is also true is that we're a nation
Speaker 3: of laws. We have borders, and we've got to figure
Speaker 3: out an immigration policy that is orderly and that is
Speaker 3: fair and is enforced in a sensible way that is
Speaker 3: compatible with our values, but may not fully capture the
Speaker 3: degree to which that kid should have the same chances
Speaker 3: in life as a US citizen kid. But you know,
Speaker 3: we've got to accommodate the reality that the majority of
Speaker 3: American people think that there's a diference between somebody who's
Speaker 3: a US citizen somebody who's not.
Speaker 1: Now, I want you to listen to that one more time.
Speaker 1: I know you don't like his voice now to do why,
Speaker 1: But I want you to listen like this. Understand that
Speaker 1: Barack Obama is by a mile, the sharpest Democrat in
Speaker 1: recent memory. When it comes to messaging, He's evil, he
Speaker 1: hates the country. I despise him. Don't think I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: Set that aside. That's your emotions, they're my emotions. When
Speaker 1: it comes to messaging to normy American, Barack Obama is
Speaker 1: the best at selling communism. You know, Jasmine Crockett ain't
Speaker 1: selling anything to Norman American. Wait, people been texting. That's
Speaker 1: not selling anything to normal American. Barack Obama won two
Speaker 1: elections because he could sell it to Norman American. And
Speaker 1: he gives away the game at the end of what
Speaker 1: he's saying here, and the game is this, Baraco Obama,
Speaker 1: the smartest one has seen the poll numbers, and Barack
Speaker 1: Obama knows the Democrat Party has to be open borders,
Speaker 1: has to bring in the foreign barbarians. But they definitely
Speaker 1: can't say that.
Speaker 3: But what is also true is that we're a nation
Speaker 3: of laws. We have borders, and we've got to figure
Speaker 3: out an immigration policy that is orderly and that is
Speaker 3: fair and is enforced in a sensible way, that is
Speaker 3: compatible with our values, but may not fully capture the
Speaker 3: degree to which that kid should have the same chances
Speaker 3: in life as a US citizen kid. But you know,
Speaker 3: we've got to accommodate the reality. The majority of the
Speaker 3: American people think that there's a difference between somebody who's
Speaker 3: a US citizen somebody who's not, and that they want
Speaker 3: an orderly immigration system.
Speaker 1: That's the one who's smart enough to read the polls.
Speaker 1: That's the one who's teaching the next group of Democrats
Speaker 1: how to talk about the issue. I said there were
Speaker 1: two things at play. That was one talk about the second.
Speaker 5: Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful
Speaker 5: Monday memory you can email the show Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 5: kellyshow dot com will get to how trapped they are
Speaker 5: in their own ideology in just a moment. But I
Speaker 5: mentioned there are two different things going on. What why
Speaker 5: are Democrats Some of them, the most prominent, the smartest ones.
Speaker 1: Say well, we kind of have to have a a
Speaker 1: better border policy. I mean, I guess we can deport
Speaker 1: some people as long as we do it you mainly.
Speaker 1: But the other Democrats, certainly, the judges, the ones on
Speaker 1: the ground, the funding organizations. They're fighting tooth and nail
Speaker 1: to keep everybody here. Well, I mentioned they have different
Speaker 1: roles to play. The judges like Boseburg, he is there
Speaker 1: in a very secure place because he's a judge. He
Speaker 1: is there to fight like a warrior on behalf of
Speaker 1: the revolution. And Judge Bo's doesn't care how much you
Speaker 1: hate him or I hate him, because he is politically untouchable,
Speaker 1: certainly untouchable until we get a GOP with the guts
Speaker 1: to remove him, which I think you and I both
Speaker 1: those not exactly around the corner. Barack Obama is a
Speaker 1: man who understands how to win elections. Barack Obama has
Speaker 1: a different role to play Barack Obama has to sell
Speaker 1: open borders to the normies. Now, I said, there was
Speaker 1: another thing happening, and here's that. Marco Rubio gave a
Speaker 1: speech in Munich. It's in a different country, Chris, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't know it. He gave a speech in Munich and
Speaker 1: Marco Rubio said something. He said a lot of things.
Speaker 1: He did very well. By the way, Marco Rubio said something,
Speaker 1: and it was very popular. He said this.
Speaker 6: For five centuries before the end of the Second World War,
Speaker 6: the West had been expanding. It's missionaries. It's pill it's soldiers,
Speaker 6: it's explorers, pouring out from its shores to cross oceans.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is very long. I might even
Speaker 1: let it play because it's good. It's so long, but
Speaker 1: it's good. In fact, I'm gonna let them start again.
Speaker 1: This is very long. I'd say sorry, but I'm not.
Speaker 6: For five centuries before the end of the Second World War,
Speaker 6: the West had been expanding.
Speaker 1: It's missionaries.
Speaker 6: It's pilgrims, it's soldiers, it's explorers, pouring out from its
Speaker 6: shores to cross oceans, settle new continents, build vast empires
Speaker 6: extending out across the globe. But in nineteen forty five,
Speaker 6: for the first time since the age of Columbus, it
Speaker 6: was contracting. Europe was in ruins, half of it lived
Speaker 6: behind an iron curtain, and the rest looked like it
Speaker 6: would soon follow the great Western empires that entered into
Speaker 6: terminal decline, accelerated by godless communist revolutions and by anti
Speaker 6: colonial uprisings that would transform the world and drape the
Speaker 6: red hammer and sickle across vast swaths of the map
Speaker 6: in the years to come. Against that backdrop, then, as now,
Speaker 6: many came to believe that the West's age of dominance
Speaker 6: had come to an end.
Speaker 1: By the way he goes on for another minute, Sorry
Speaker 1: I am interrupting him. Remember that hammer and sickle line,
Speaker 1: remember it, Okay, that's going to be important for our discussions.
Speaker 6: And that our future was destined to be a faint
Speaker 6: and feeble echo of our past. But together, our predecessors
Speaker 6: recognized that decline was a choice, and it was a
Speaker 6: choice they refused to make. This is what we did
Speaker 6: together once before, and this is what President Trump and
Speaker 6: the United States want to do again now together with you.
Speaker 6: And this is why we do not want our allies
Speaker 6: to be weak, because that makes us weaker. We want
Speaker 6: allies who can defend themselves so that no adversary will
Speaker 6: ever be tempted to test our collective strength. This is
Speaker 6: why we do not want our allies to be shackled
Speaker 6: by guilt and shame. We want allies who are proud
Speaker 6: of their culture and of their heritage, who understand that
Speaker 6: we are heirs to the same great and noble civilization,
Speaker 6: and who, together with us, are willing and able to
Speaker 6: defend it.
Speaker 1: Now, that was not only wonderfully done, wonderfully said, I
Speaker 1: don't know if he wrote that himself. He may have.
Speaker 1: He does write a lot of his own speeches, from
Speaker 1: what I understand, But that was more than wonderfully done.
Speaker 1: And wonderfully said, that was an acknowledgment that we are
Speaker 1: still fighting against communism. Why is that important? What does
Speaker 1: that have to do with what Obama's saying or all
Speaker 1: these other people are saying. One of the Communists's greatest
Speaker 1: strength in the United States of America in recent years
Speaker 1: has been the fact that the right is too weak, naive,
Speaker 1: and pathetic to call communism what it is. We didn't
Speaker 1: want to seem divisive, We didn't we didn't want to
Speaker 1: fight like they fight we didn't want to do. Instead
Speaker 1: of just coming out and acknowledging that American liberalism progressivism
Speaker 1: is just communism repackaged. Instead of coming out and acknowledging
Speaker 1: that fact, we wanted to dance around it. They're just misguided.
Speaker 1: They don't know what they're doing. The right used to
Speaker 1: love that. Still some morons on the right still do.
Speaker 1: They don't understand what they're doing. Yes, they do. Idiot,
Speaker 1: you don't understand what is at stake. They do understand
Speaker 1: what is at stake. And Marco Rubio standing in front
Speaker 1: of the world because that was leaders from all around
Speaker 1: Western civilization and essentially laying out that we are to
Speaker 1: stand against the hammer and sickle of communism. What this
Speaker 1: is doing is it is exposing the globalist communists in
Speaker 1: the Democrat Party and some Republicans who have a plan
Speaker 1: to destroy this country and bring it to heal. Marco Rubio,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump has helped do this. JD. Vance has helped
Speaker 1: do this. None of these guys are alone. They're all
Speaker 1: getting the America First Movement rolling, if you will. By
Speaker 1: speaking boldly and clearly, they have made the communists on
Speaker 1: the left, I want to say, afraid, but that's not
Speaker 1: necessarily the word I'm looking for. It made them raise
Speaker 1: their eyebrows and say to themselves, oh, oh, they're catching on.
Speaker 1: We are going to have to adjust how we message
Speaker 1: things now. The American people think we've gone too far left.
Speaker 1: The people on the right are now slowly but surely
Speaker 1: being willing to call us out for our evil call
Speaker 1: us out for our communism. We just got exposed. And
Speaker 1: it's not like it happened in just this one speech.
Speaker 1: It's been happening. We are getting exposed as being the
Speaker 1: anti American, demonic savages that we are. Therefore, we are
Speaker 1: going to have to make adjustments. This cannot lead the party.
Speaker 1: You instead have to go back to the guy who
Speaker 1: won two elections by convincing every stupid normany in America
Speaker 1: that he was somehow reasonable.
Speaker 3: But what is also true is that we're a nation
Speaker 3: of laws. We have borders, and we've got to figure
Speaker 3: out an immigration policy that is orderly and that is
Speaker 3: fair and is enforced in a sensible way, that is
Speaker 3: compatible with our values, but may not fully capture the
Speaker 3: degree to which that kid should have the same chances
Speaker 3: in life as a US citizen kid. But you know,
Speaker 3: We've got to accommodate the reality. The majority of American
Speaker 3: people think that there's a difference between somebody who's a
Speaker 3: US citizen somebody who's not, and that they want an
Speaker 3: orderly immigration system.
Speaker 1: Don't ever think that there's an inch of daylight between
Speaker 1: what Barack Obama wants and what AOC wants, or what
Speaker 1: Jasmine Crockett wants, or what Bernie Sanders wants or what
Speaker 1: Chairman Mao wanted. There's not an inch of daylight between
Speaker 1: any of it. But what it is is Barack Obama understands,
Speaker 1: has always understood how do I sell it? He knows
Speaker 1: he still has warriors in place, like Judge Boseburg. He
Speaker 1: knows that his ultimate goal is always selling it. And
Speaker 1: the smarter Democrats in the country will understand slowly but
Speaker 1: surely as we march forward, you can't sound like AOC
Speaker 1: and win elections. Outside of the Bronx. They the Americans
Speaker 1: turning against them. They see the census numbers, and they're
Speaker 1: going to try to regroup the The goal will never change,
Speaker 1: but they're gonna try to regroup. All right, Let's do
Speaker 1: a couple of emails. Next the Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 1: a fantastic Monday, only ten minutes away from Medal of
Speaker 1: Honor Monday. I'm excited about this one. I am so itchy.
Speaker 1: You may notice this if you're watching, but I got
Speaker 1: a fresh haircut and a shave. I do that. Why
Speaker 1: are you making that face? Chris? Don't say what here? Okay,
Speaker 1: you still have to style it in a certain way.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter anyway. I got a fresh haircut and a
Speaker 1: shave on the way to work. I do this on
Speaker 1: Mondays every few weeks. I'm not made of money. But
Speaker 1: every few weeks, ab keeps trying to tell me you
Speaker 1: need to do it every week. I'm not doing it
Speaker 1: every week. Do you have any idea what that would cost? Anyway,
Speaker 1: every few weeks, fresh cut, fresh shave, I get wanted to.
Speaker 1: On the way to work. I have hair on me.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: They they put the thing, that piece of paper around
Speaker 1: my neck and it's just like they put it on
Speaker 1: your neck, and then they do the shave thing and
Speaker 1: everything else to make sure everything is looking pretty top
Speaker 1: notch if I may say, but it doesn't matter how
Speaker 1: hard you work at that. You end up getting hair
Speaker 1: down your neck. And do you know why you end
Speaker 1: up getting hair down your neck, which of course then
Speaker 1: goes all the way down your shirt. And now it's
Speaker 1: actually my lower back is itching right now. It's I
Speaker 1: have lower back itches and my shoulders are itching. And
Speaker 1: you know why. It's because when they're done, even though
Speaker 1: they shampoo and everything else, before you get to the
Speaker 1: shampoo and they all do this, they pull out what
Speaker 1: they pull out, the hair dryer, the blow dryer, and
Speaker 1: they just blow everything off of you. Well, that does
Speaker 1: and remove all the tiny hairs that may have gathered
Speaker 1: around my collar or on my neck. In fact, you
Speaker 1: could argue that increases the number of tiny hairs that
Speaker 1: are around my neck. You are inevitably that that's easy
Speaker 1: for me to say, shut up, Chris. You are inevitably
Speaker 1: going to blow more hairs into the cracks and crevices
Speaker 1: in between my collar and my neck, and that will
Speaker 1: as I walk around and move around, that will result
Speaker 1: in the hairs going down my shirt. Now I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here in itching agony. Why don't they suck it off?
Speaker 1: It could be a shot back. It could be a
Speaker 1: regular run of the mill vacuum. A vacuum, it's not
Speaker 1: it can't be a noise thing, A vacuum makes the
Speaker 1: exact same sound the free making air dryer makes. Why
Speaker 1: don't you suck it off? It makes no sense to
Speaker 1: blow it around and you have less clean up afterwards.
Speaker 1: You know they have to come in and they have
Speaker 1: to they have to sweep up all the hair and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Why did it become a thing to
Speaker 1: blow it instead of suck it? I don't under thank you, Chris,
Speaker 1: thank you. Even Jewish producer Chris agrees with me. I
Speaker 1: just don't understand. And again, it's not like I'm trying
Speaker 1: to cost anybody money. I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel.
Speaker 1: But if you go it like if you if you
Speaker 1: had some kind of a vacuum attachment, you wouldn't even
Speaker 1: need that though, just the regular tube whatever. Suck it off.
Speaker 1: If you suck it off, then the hair doesn't go
Speaker 1: down my collar and then I can be free. Instead,
Speaker 1: I have to shower when I get home. That's gonna
Speaker 1: make it a double shower day. And I'm a shower man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to shower what I at home. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be itchy all day at work. I
Speaker 1: am here? What Chris? What Chris said? Chris asked, does
Speaker 1: my shirt hold onto the hair after a wash? Sometimes
Speaker 1: that's not common, but sometimes does it even worse for me?
Speaker 1: Because they do my beard? That is something i'd talk
Speaker 1: to me into every few weeks. It's not all the time.
Speaker 1: I do it myself, and every few weeks I get
Speaker 1: it kind of professionally trimmed up. She's always like, you're
Speaker 1: on camera, you have to get into anyway. But yes,
Speaker 1: the beard hair is even worse than the hair hair.
Speaker 1: And every now and then you'll put on a shirt
Speaker 1: a week later and you're all, oh, what the it's
Speaker 1: itching me? What's going on? But it wouldn't be a
Speaker 1: problem if the barber would suck it off. Why are
Speaker 1: you blowing it everywhere? I don't understand, Hey, Jesse, this
Speaker 1: one is about economics. I understand many people don't yet
Speaker 1: feel relief from sleep be Joe's economic travesty he forced
Speaker 1: on us. I wish people were more aware of recent history.
Speaker 1: This guy says he's seventy eight years old, and he
Speaker 1: goes on to talk about Jimmy Carter's presidency and how
Speaker 1: long it took Ronald Reagan to bring things back. He
Speaker 1: essentially is saying, by the ways really good email. He
Speaker 1: essentially was saying, his name is Mario. He was saying,
Speaker 1: the Trump's policies need time for people who are upset
Speaker 1: that the economy hasn't come roaring back in the way
Speaker 1: they want. They need to give it more time. And
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't disagree with that necessarily at all.
Speaker 1: I don't have any problem with what you just emailed
Speaker 1: at all. My problem I ran it about this last
Speaker 1: week in case you weren't here. My problem is not
Speaker 1: that the economy hasn't come roaring back yet. Donald Trump
Speaker 1: can't work a miracle turning around an economy after Joe
Speaker 1: Biden took four years destroying it. Turning around an economy
Speaker 1: is not going to be was never going to be
Speaker 1: a one year thing. You can't do that, especially when
Speaker 1: you can't pass laws in Congress. I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1: I am not absolutely not. I need to stress this.
Speaker 1: I am not blaming the Trump administration for the fact
Speaker 1: the economy has not come roaring back for Americans. I'm
Speaker 1: not blaming them for that at all at all. I'm
Speaker 1: a reasonable person. I am blaming them for the messaging
Speaker 1: and look, we'll come back, Look we'll come back. To
Speaker 1: it again. We'll come back to Obama. What Obama is
Speaker 1: selling here is a wide open border flooding the country
Speaker 1: with rapists and drug dealers and murderers. So Democrats win
Speaker 1: elections forever. But listen to how he sells it.
Speaker 3: But what is also true is that we're a nation
Speaker 3: of laws. We have borders, and we've got to figure
Speaker 3: out an immigration policy that is orderly and that is
Speaker 3: fair and is enforced in a sensible way, that is
Speaker 3: compatible with our values, but may not fully catch sure
Speaker 3: the degree to which that kid should have the same
Speaker 3: chances in life as a US citizen kid. But you know,
Speaker 3: we've got to accommodate the reality. The majority of the
Speaker 3: American people think that there's a difference between somebody who's
Speaker 3: a US citizen somebody who's not.
Speaker 1: Now that's selling an evil plan. Well, my point is
Speaker 1: how the Trump administration has sold an economy that has
Speaker 1: not come back yet. Yelling at everybody that the economy's great,
Speaker 1: It's never been better and you should say it's great.
Speaker 1: Is a bad sale. That's my point. Middle of Honor Monday,
Speaker 1: next