1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,199 Speaker 1: It's k IF. I am six forty and you're listening 2 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:07,040 Speaker 1: to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. 3 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:15,319 Speaker 1: How often the sheets on your bed? Well, let's find 4 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:16,840 Speaker 1: out what the rule of thumb is. I would like 5 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: to do it every day. We do it definitely once 6 00:00:19,040 --> 00:00:22,919 Speaker 1: a week, and I notice if it's more than once 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: a week, it just feels non. Tim is very good 8 00:00:26,040 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: about it, and I also, I don't always do this, 9 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: but I do like to shower before I go to bed. 10 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 1: There's something nice about being clean before you go to bed. 11 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 2: I'm going to say something to you, and I'd forgotten 12 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,320 Speaker 2: about it until just this moment. 13 00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: And it's a you're not a vegan. 14 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:46,800 Speaker 2: It's that when I come in on Tuesdays, I've noticed 15 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 2: something about you. 16 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:52,919 Speaker 1: You smell clean. No, you do? 17 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 2: You smell like like some fragrance. What is that? Are 18 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 2: you coming right out of the shower that's right here? Yeah, 19 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 2: it's unreal. It's a consistent feature of who I appreciate that. 20 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,680 Speaker 1: Thank you. It's absolutely true. 21 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 2: And I made a mental note today to ask you 22 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:10,040 Speaker 2: about it, and I'd forgotten it until you just mentioned 23 00:01:10,080 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 2: the sheets. And you try to shower before you go 24 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 2: to bed. Well, how many showers then do you take 25 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 2: every day? 26 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 1: I like to take a minimum of two. But I 27 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,559 Speaker 1: also you know, we come in and we rehearse the show, 28 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: we write, We talked to the writers, the producers, you know. 29 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 1: At ten o'clock we have a zoom call that goes 30 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,559 Speaker 1: on till noon. Then I come in, I put the belly, 31 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,800 Speaker 1: and I and stef USh and Krozer we help put 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 1: the audio and the show together. And then I go home, 33 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: and I shower at three twenty ice, and I leave 34 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: at three forty. I'm here by three forty five, and 35 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: I like to I don't like to go out of 36 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: the house unless I'm clean and shaven. I don't like 37 00:01:55,080 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 1: to Like once in a while, I go to home 38 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 1: deep with a T shirt on. But I don't like 39 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 1: doing that is mark I, you know, contrary to what 40 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: you might think. And this is a town of you know, 41 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 1: movie stars and athletes and politicians and writers and stuff 42 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:15,360 Speaker 1: like that. But I like to have a nice shirt 43 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: on and long pants on. If somebody says, hey, dig 44 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,680 Speaker 1: dong with you, I don't like to look like a slop. 45 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 1: Yeah you're representing your brand, dad, Hey run that's right, 46 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 1: that's right. I went through a Canes you know that 47 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:40,280 Speaker 1: chicken place, sure, and the lady said, you know, what's 48 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: your name when you drive through? I said, oh, Tim, 49 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: And she goes and I forgot about it, and I 50 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,920 Speaker 1: drive around. My daughter's with me, and I get to 51 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 1: the window where I pick up the chicken, and she goes, Tim, 52 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: I go ding dong, and my daughter puts her head 53 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:03,359 Speaker 1: down and goes, oh my god, she goes, She goes Dad. 54 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 1: She just asked your name like five minutes ago, and 55 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,760 Speaker 1: they wanted to get the order right. They don't recognize 56 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:13,760 Speaker 1: you at all. I hit her with the ding dogs. 57 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,960 Speaker 1: That's very funny. That's very funny. I thought it was 58 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,120 Speaker 1: all right. How often should you change your bed sheets? 59 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:21,840 Speaker 1: Let's get into this. 60 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:22,880 Speaker 3: What about bed sheets? 61 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:25,280 Speaker 4: Probably once every two weeks? 62 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah, what a pig, once every two weeks, 63 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,000 Speaker 1: once every two weeks, got almighty. 64 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 3: What do you homeless your pillowcases? 65 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 1: I try to change them at least once a week. Yeah, okay, yeah, 66 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: you put your head on that thing for God's sakes 67 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: every night. 68 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 3: Important questions because. 69 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:51,480 Speaker 5: During the day, your your body's accumulating environmental pollutants. 70 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,480 Speaker 3: Sweat, plus you did skin cells are all nutrients for 71 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 3: bacteria and fungus, and they attract dust mikes. 72 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know what sounds horrible when you 73 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: dry some thing in the dryer. It's most it's a 74 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:04,360 Speaker 1: lot of it that's caught in that vent is dead skin, 75 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: you know. And uh and you gotta get You've got 76 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 1: to be cleaner in life, I think. 77 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 3: Bard certified dermatologist doctor han Lie says these microbes can 78 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 3: break down your skin's natural barrier. 79 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 5: That might be a portal of entry for for these 80 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 5: types of bacteria. 81 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 3: At makeup designery and burbank, artists change and clean towels 82 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 3: and brushes after every single use. 83 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:31,360 Speaker 1: Okay, I get that. Yeah, that's that's yeah, that's not 84 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,159 Speaker 1: a You know what bothered me is the old when 85 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,080 Speaker 1: you get your haircut, the combs that come out of 86 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 1: that blue solution. 87 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 2: Oh sure, Oh my god, I thought, oh how many 88 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 2: hair I thought that blue solutions like a way to 89 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 2: kill all the Germans. 90 00:04:44,279 --> 00:04:46,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, but how often they change the 91 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: blue solution A. 92 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 2: Good point I don't know. Covered in the story too. 93 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,360 Speaker 2: In addition, tell the sheets, I hope so. 94 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 6: Oh santitation is number one in beauty. 95 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,039 Speaker 3: Well, doctor Li says, you don't have to be that strict. 96 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 3: There are general rules for bath tells. She recommends changing 97 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,800 Speaker 3: them after two to three uses. 98 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 1: Okay, two to three uses, I might go four to five. 99 00:05:06,839 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: I might go five five maybe, But. 100 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,960 Speaker 3: If your bathroom is so humid your towels, don't try 101 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 3: get a new one. 102 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: Who has a bathroom that's so humid the towels don't dry. 103 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:21,039 Speaker 1: We live in a desert. Are you kidding me? Maybe 104 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 1: this was a national Maybe it is so, Maybe it is. 105 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: Maybe it's coming out of DC and the swamp lands Maryland. 106 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:30,360 Speaker 3: But if your bathroom is so humid your towels, don't. 107 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:33,640 Speaker 1: Try and get get a construction guy over there to 108 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 1: work that out. 109 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,320 Speaker 3: Get a new one. 110 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 5: It could be a good environment for mold or bacteria 111 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:39,119 Speaker 5: to linger. 112 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,839 Speaker 1: Always I have noticed that when I went to Florida 113 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,719 Speaker 1: to visit a friend. When you put your towel up 114 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: on the shower at night. In the morning, it's still wet, 115 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,280 Speaker 1: you know, because it's so humid there it doesn't dry, 116 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,279 Speaker 1: but here they should dry pretty quickly. 117 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:53,560 Speaker 6: I always prefer to never wipe myself off with a 118 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,200 Speaker 6: wet towel, just because it's like that just doesn't feel sanitary. 119 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:59,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, like three hundred and thirty other million people in America, 120 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: this guy just told us that he doesn't like to 121 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:03,760 Speaker 1: dry off with a wet. 122 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,720 Speaker 7: Towel, to never wipe myself off with a wet towel 123 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 7: just because it's like that just doesn't feel sanitary. 124 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're nailed it. 125 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:12,040 Speaker 3: Nailed right, So you have to change it more if 126 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:13,400 Speaker 3: your towels don't dry. 127 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 4: Basically, what about your bed shoots? 128 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 5: The general recommendation is about every week, maybe even more 129 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:24,440 Speaker 5: often if it's on your the pillow case. 130 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:27,160 Speaker 3: That's the general rule. But she says it all depends 131 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,240 Speaker 3: if you get night sweat, sleep with a pet, or 132 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:31,480 Speaker 3: with someone else you know, you may I'm. 133 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:35,320 Speaker 2: Going to step up our sheet changing game as a 134 00:06:35,320 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 2: result of Yeah, I'm going once a week now, I 135 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 2: really am. 136 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: Okay, Now, who changes them? Will you do that? Or 137 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 1: is that no? We have a lovely lady. Lady comes 138 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: in a special sheet changer. 139 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:46,840 Speaker 2: I mean just like you know you when you pull 140 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,440 Speaker 2: into the pits and they do all the tires and stuff. 141 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,000 Speaker 2: You don't get out of the car and help them 142 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:53,479 Speaker 2: with the tires. They go in there special tire changing 143 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 2: specialists that's what I have for the sheets. 144 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:56,159 Speaker 8: You know. 145 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: You know what bothers me is when I watch NASCAR 146 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,760 Speaker 1: and they put twenty gallons of gas in four seconds, 147 00:07:04,279 --> 00:07:08,320 Speaker 1: and yet we all sit at that pump for ten minutes. 148 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 1: They can't extend that service to us. We've got to 149 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,160 Speaker 1: sit there and wait and wait and wait and look 150 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: around to see who's gonna wipe you out. That's pretty funny, 151 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 1: shouldn't that. Shouldn't that tech? That technology has been around 152 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:26,600 Speaker 1: for thirty years? Sure in Nascar? Yeah, and they can't 153 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: help us out at Arco or Shell. 154 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 8: No. 155 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,280 Speaker 2: I'm sure they feel like, hey, you know, you're actually 156 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,760 Speaker 2: getting it into your car pretty quickly. Believe it or not, 157 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 2: I get it. It's not as quick as Nascar, but 158 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:36,600 Speaker 2: it's pretty quick. 159 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:37,400 Speaker 1: I want it quicker. 160 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 3: You may need to change your sheets more frequently. 161 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 1: Oh all right, here we go. 162 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:44,400 Speaker 3: It's a lot of laundry to keep linens fresh. Doctor 163 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:47,880 Speaker 3: Li says, go to bed clean, and that means washing 164 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:51,240 Speaker 3: your face or showering every nighth. 165 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:54,160 Speaker 1: There you go ding dong with these showers and. 166 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 5: Look for breathable materials like National Hotton linen, bamboo sheets 167 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 5: to have a little bit of an antimicrobial property to it. 168 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:04,680 Speaker 1: What kind of sheets? 169 00:08:04,720 --> 00:08:05,520 Speaker 4: Bamboo sheets? 170 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,200 Speaker 1: Who has bamboo sheets? 171 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 2: I think that's the thing. Yeah, she had served me 172 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:13,040 Speaker 2: on Instagram and stuff. Yeah, isn't that hard or no? 173 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,560 Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's you know it's made from 174 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,520 Speaker 2: now I say. 175 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,920 Speaker 3: Them, but they're not, doctor Li says when in doubt, 176 00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 3: change it out, Denistador, ABC seven. 177 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: It was local. Steckler used to say he bought these 178 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: really cheap sheets. I think he said the thread count 179 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 1: was nine and it was like sleeping on tennis nets. 180 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,560 Speaker 1: It's it's a funny reference. 181 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:41,240 Speaker 9: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI. 182 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:41,839 Speaker 8: A M. 183 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:46,960 Speaker 1: Six forty is Bellio with us. Yeah, hey, belly, how 184 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:48,880 Speaker 1: are you great? Eating? 185 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 4: Not right now? 186 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,000 Speaker 1: All right? Do most your calories come from work? 187 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:55,719 Speaker 4: From Jesus? 188 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 10: Cheese? 189 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,720 Speaker 1: Its okay? How's that going? 190 00:08:59,040 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 4: Pretty good? 191 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you get the burnt cheese? Its toasting extra toasty. 192 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: You know I saw them last night in Walmart and 193 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,640 Speaker 1: I swore. 194 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:10,559 Speaker 4: You were going to bring us in some but no, 195 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 4: those aren't. 196 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 10: In the community. Been here in the building. 197 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,800 Speaker 1: No, you have got to go off campus. 198 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 4: There are cheese its. I'll show you that. 199 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 5: Well. 200 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:20,400 Speaker 11: You just open up a bag of cheese. It's and 201 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 11: some of them look like they're double toasted. Yeah, that's 202 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:26,599 Speaker 11: what we're talking about. Yeah, the whole thing is double. 203 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 4: Toasted, so delicious. 204 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,120 Speaker 1: I'll bring some, But I bring food in every once 205 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: in a while. 206 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:35,720 Speaker 11: Yeah, like expired, stale junk you don't like. He's laughing, 207 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,040 Speaker 11: because that's you make it. 208 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:40,319 Speaker 1: Well, I'm not laughing, it's crosier. It's laughing. So thanks 209 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 1: for tracking the show. But I do bring in stuff 210 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: that I don't like. 211 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,960 Speaker 11: I'll give you that and expired, done it stale, I've 212 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,520 Speaker 11: done that and gross. 213 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 1: No, I don't think gross. If I buy something at 214 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:01,080 Speaker 1: at Costco and I don't like it, I bring it in. 215 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: Or if I buy something Costco that expires after I've 216 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,360 Speaker 1: had it in the house for six months to a 217 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,400 Speaker 1: year or something, I bring it in. 218 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,960 Speaker 4: But yet you bring it off. We're standing in front 219 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:12,760 Speaker 4: of a display. 220 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:18,959 Speaker 1: That was me laughing, Bell that. 221 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:20,240 Speaker 4: You were standing in front of a display. 222 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,280 Speaker 11: You took a photo and sent it to us of 223 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,840 Speaker 11: you standing in front of extra toasted cheese. 224 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,480 Speaker 1: It's right. 225 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,520 Speaker 4: And then I didn't even think to think of it. 226 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,080 Speaker 1: Never thought of it to buy a box and bring 227 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,120 Speaker 1: it in. Never thought of it. 228 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:35,160 Speaker 4: Why you'll bring us your the junk? 229 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 1: You don't, I never thought. I was in Walmart last night. 230 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:39,320 Speaker 1: I saw a box of extra toasted cheese. As I 231 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,079 Speaker 1: took a picture of it, sent a bellio, and until 232 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,440 Speaker 1: she just mentioned it now, never thought of bringing it in. 233 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:45,080 Speaker 4: Why is that? 234 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,240 Speaker 1: I don't know. It's a roadblock. Yeah, I don't know. 235 00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:50,840 Speaker 1: It's some kind of weird block. I don't know what 236 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:53,439 Speaker 1: it is. It's not that rude. It's right, it's not. 237 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,560 Speaker 1: It's true. Maybe, well maybe I think that you know, 238 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,800 Speaker 1: you you've got to, you know, take take your foot 239 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:02,160 Speaker 1: off the accelerated with the you know. Oh, I see 240 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,280 Speaker 1: you're really thinking of her. I'm not saying that she's 241 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 1: gaining weight. I'm just saying that most of her calories 242 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,679 Speaker 1: are coming from Cheesas. 243 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:11,439 Speaker 4: She was talking, you were just eating cheetos and TUTSI. 244 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:14,439 Speaker 2: Rolls, right, Is that right? You were eating TUTSI rolls 245 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,400 Speaker 2: out Such a throwback. 246 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I had like nine TOTSI rolls. They bawled up 247 00:11:17,920 --> 00:11:18,439 Speaker 1: my stomach. 248 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,680 Speaker 2: Now what happened? Would you get those like I'm from 249 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,120 Speaker 2: Halloween candies. 250 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:26,720 Speaker 1: Or free in the in the the snackyard. I see. Yeah, 251 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 1: TUTSI roll is the only thing you can only eat 252 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,840 Speaker 1: for free. You'd never go to a seven eleven and 253 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,080 Speaker 1: get one. Yeah, especially the longer ones that look like 254 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,200 Speaker 1: a turd, the bigger ones. 255 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:39,120 Speaker 2: It reminds It reminds me of of being a Halloween 256 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:42,319 Speaker 2: trigger trader because they would just throw those little mini 257 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:43,320 Speaker 2: touch of roles. 258 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 1: Right, but it's candy that you only eat when it's free. 259 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:50,440 Speaker 1: And yet to improve the sales of it, they made 260 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 1: them bigger and looked like dog turds. Who thought of that? Well, 261 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:59,040 Speaker 1: I think that who thought of that? I want to say, 262 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,840 Speaker 1: the mounds bar looks more like a like a turd, like, yeah, 263 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:07,240 Speaker 1: baby Ruth, Wait, you mean Joy looks like a turn mom? 264 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:11,840 Speaker 1: Enjoy doesn't because it's you can see the almond. Well, well, 265 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,160 Speaker 1: oh baby Ruth. Yeah, you throw baby Ruth in the pool. 266 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,880 Speaker 1: They're going to drain it exactly. Yeah. Have ever done that? 267 00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: We used to. I used to kids used to do 268 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 1: at the public pool and and the you know, the 269 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,040 Speaker 1: lifeguards were onto them. So lifeguards would just go in 270 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:35,120 Speaker 1: and grab and go guys, you're idiots. And then and 271 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,840 Speaker 1: then and then the kids are like, wait, those kids 272 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 1: aren't here today before Caddyshack. 273 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,520 Speaker 10: Yeah, oh yeah, I remember that. 274 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I was, I was like eight or nine 275 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,319 Speaker 1: in Ohio because we used we went to the rec center. 276 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:59,120 Speaker 1: My grandparents were broke and my dad, I don't know, 277 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,680 Speaker 1: I don't think he laid enough money on them for 278 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 1: the summer to take care of us. So they would 279 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,480 Speaker 1: take us to every day to the rec center and 280 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:09,439 Speaker 1: it was it was a public pool, and we used 281 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,320 Speaker 1: to go every day. It was the highlight of our day. 282 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,439 Speaker 1: And I remember back then, you know, you had to 283 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 1: sew a tag on your on your swimsuit and that's 284 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 1: your your tag to get in. And for six kids 285 00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 1: and two adults for the entire summer to go to 286 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,079 Speaker 1: this public pool, I think was like twenty eight dollars, 287 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,959 Speaker 1: you know, a sweet deal. And we spent seven eight 288 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,920 Speaker 1: hours a day there. You know, that was every day 289 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 1: we get up and go to the pool. But this 290 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 1: is what this is what's remarkable, the difference between now 291 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:40,640 Speaker 1: and then. My brothers and my sister, we wore one 292 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:47,599 Speaker 1: bathing suit for June, July, and August one and my grandparents, 293 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 1: my grandmother didn't do the wash every day, so we'd 294 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,560 Speaker 1: come home come home from the pool, take a shower, 295 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 1: go to bed, whatever. Wake up the next day to 296 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 1: go to the pool. Swimsuits are still wet. Put on 297 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:01,559 Speaker 1: your wet suit, and you know what it's like putting 298 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:04,679 Speaker 1: on a wet suit, especially a onesie, a one piece 299 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:08,319 Speaker 1: they call hi onesies or one piece, one piece angel 300 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,520 Speaker 1: one piece. But when you put on a wet one piece, 301 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,280 Speaker 1: it's like lightning hit hitting you. Well, you weren't wearing 302 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 1: a one piece. 303 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,080 Speaker 10: I hope he was wearing. 304 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: I'm not wearing one now. I'm not wearing a bathing 305 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:23,560 Speaker 1: suit all right now, But I didn't wear one. I 306 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: wore one piece. What you had, you had it two? 307 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,440 Speaker 2: No, you don't need you don't need a bathing suit. 308 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 2: It's just it's like shorts, one piece trunks. 309 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:37,400 Speaker 11: No, he's mark is referring to like a woman's one 310 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 11: piece of bathing suit. 311 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, or like the old school now, the old school men's. 312 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,320 Speaker 2: Remember the old school men's they had an old shoulder. 313 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:45,280 Speaker 2: Shoulder that's what I made it. 314 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: How snutly is that? I don't know. You're the one 315 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,200 Speaker 1: who said one piece. I'm thinking, oh my god, yea, 316 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 1: how sexy is that? When you're twelve you know, Hey, 317 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 1: he's the real skinny guy with the onesie. That's a 318 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,040 Speaker 1: Conway you like baby ruths. I don't know, let's give 319 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:01,680 Speaker 1: him this one. 320 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 9: You're listening to Tim conwaytun you're on demand from kf 321 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 9: I A M six forty. 322 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 1: Sharon Belly. 323 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:17,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, she's with Sharon with Sharon with a knee. 324 00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:20,440 Speaker 1: Hey, can you tell everybody how you got your name? 325 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,280 Speaker 1: I think that's a great story. 326 00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:25,400 Speaker 11: So my mother's name is Sheila, and my father's name 327 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,000 Speaker 11: was Ronald. And my mother said to my dad when 328 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,520 Speaker 11: I was born, let's take the first three letters of 329 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 11: your name and the first three letters of my name, 330 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:39,120 Speaker 11: and my dad said Ronchi, and so it's spelled s. 331 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: H E R O N Great Ronchie. I could just 332 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,120 Speaker 1: see your dad coming back from the dog track going 333 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 1: great Ronchi No, something like sometimes that's good. You know 334 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:58,240 Speaker 1: my dad, my dad's best bodies, you know, for most 335 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,800 Speaker 1: of his life were ron and Sheila Clark. 336 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:04,600 Speaker 4: Is that right? That's sweet? 337 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:07,920 Speaker 1: And they have a they had a daughter named Jennifer Clark, 338 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 1: which is my wife's maiden name. Ah, that's yeah. What 339 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 1: was that? 340 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:18,600 Speaker 4: Krozer said, that was creepy. I don't know. Why that's creepy. 341 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:21,320 Speaker 1: I don't either. Hey, Krozer, is he on a mic? Yeah, 342 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: he's on a mic. Krozer. How did you get your name? 343 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:26,360 Speaker 10: How did I get? Oh? 344 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:30,800 Speaker 12: I was almost Marshall Allen Krozer the third, but my 345 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,240 Speaker 12: dad said no, So my mom said, all right, I'll 346 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 12: name him after my slow brother Michael. So that's how 347 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 12: I got the name Marshall Allen. Yeah, it was almost 348 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 12: Marshall Allen. 349 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,360 Speaker 1: You know that sounds like remember that commercial or that 350 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,960 Speaker 1: PSA where a guy was calling up to see if 351 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 1: the apartment was for rent and he'd have like a 352 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,480 Speaker 1: you know, like a Southern accent, like no apartments rented, 353 00:16:57,880 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 1: and then he had like a you know, a Spanish accent, 354 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,800 Speaker 1: No Parton Parton's rented. And then the guy who called 355 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 1: me goes, my name is Marshall Ellen Krozer. Oh it's available. 356 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,320 Speaker 1: You're that old PSA. That sounds like one of those names. 357 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:12,840 Speaker 1: Marshall Ellen Krozier. 358 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:14,080 Speaker 8: Yeah. 359 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,000 Speaker 1: I love. 360 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,040 Speaker 12: I grew to love the full name of my dad 361 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,880 Speaker 12: being a marshall En Kroscher the third, and I kind 362 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,280 Speaker 12: of wish that would have been cool, but they went 363 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 12: with my slow uncle. 364 00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,800 Speaker 10: But they kept Alan, So I am Alan Krozer. 365 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:31,720 Speaker 1: The third you know, I like, uh, Michael better than Marshall. 366 00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 10: Damn. 367 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Marshall's it's just not you. 368 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,440 Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't. 369 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:37,720 Speaker 8: I don't. 370 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,400 Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I've gotten that before. You don't look 371 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,160 Speaker 10: like a Marshall ham. 372 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 1: I had asked my mom and dad. I don't know. 373 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 1: I was like twenty or so, and somebody said, uh, oh, 374 00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: you named after your dad. I said, yeah, I think so, 375 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,440 Speaker 1: And then I asked my mom and dad. I said, 376 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:59,360 Speaker 1: my mind named after dad, and my mom's like, oh. 377 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:57,720 Speaker 4: That's right. 378 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 1: No, no, you're actually I'm not because my dad's real 379 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:03,679 Speaker 1: name is Tom Thomas Daniel Conway. 380 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:04,439 Speaker 4: That's right. 381 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,400 Speaker 1: So I said to my mom, I said, oh, then, 382 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 1: how am I Tim Conway? And she said well I 383 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,560 Speaker 1: had a brother named Tim, And like, oh, I got 384 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:20,440 Speaker 1: an uncle Tim, and she goes, well, not so fast. 385 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:24,880 Speaker 1: He died when he was six months old. I said, oh, okay, 386 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:32,240 Speaker 1: so I'm named after your dead brother. Yeah, yes you are, Tim, 387 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,000 Speaker 1: all right, appreciate. 388 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,320 Speaker 4: That, But then how can you be a June I'm not. 389 00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: That's why Junior is not on any documents that any 390 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:45,560 Speaker 1: legal documents said really, yeah, it's nowhere. It's my full name, 391 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:51,480 Speaker 1: Timothy Chapazna plump Bresdna hand the third. You know, Doug 392 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,600 Speaker 1: Steckler had his name changed. I don't know if you 393 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:58,280 Speaker 1: know that. No, Yeah, Doug Steckler was born my old partner, 394 00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:01,080 Speaker 1: very funny man, funny, smartest guy ever my life. He 395 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 1: was born. His last name was really was really Steckler, 396 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 1: but his first and middle name he hated, so he 397 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,720 Speaker 1: changed it when he was older. His first and middle 398 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 1: name it was eight off bad Sex. Is that a 399 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:22,840 Speaker 1: horrible name? Yeah, horrible like Adolf, Like you know, you 400 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,320 Speaker 1: think Adolf Hitler and then why would you want to 401 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 1: put bad Sex? 402 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,000 Speaker 4: Is that a family name? 403 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:31,359 Speaker 1: I think it was, Yeah, that was I think. I 404 00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:32,800 Speaker 1: think he was named after his dad. 405 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,879 Speaker 12: When I was younger, I was I was essentially Mickey 406 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,040 Speaker 12: until I was about seven, and all my report cards 407 00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 12: had Mickey on there, and I hated it in the 408 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 12: seventies early seventies because it was k e y. And 409 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,160 Speaker 12: when my parents got divorced, I was seven and when 410 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,960 Speaker 12: we registered for school, I was with my dad. He says, Okay, 411 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 12: you get to choose your name. It doesn't have to 412 00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 12: be Mickey anymore. And I was like, oh, thank god, 413 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,000 Speaker 12: no more, Mickey, am I c K Y? I said, 414 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:03,720 Speaker 12: I just go with Mike. And that's when the Life 415 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,120 Speaker 12: serial commercial come out. 416 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,119 Speaker 1: N I c K. 417 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,480 Speaker 10: White and Mikey likes it. 418 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 419 00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 13: So and then but but California Governor, I couldn't change 420 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,440 Speaker 13: it back at that point. That was the tragedy that 421 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 13: would have been hot. 422 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:33,000 Speaker 1: What about you, Stephush, where'd you get steph fuche? Well, 423 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,240 Speaker 1: that came from you. Where's the name Stephan from? Is 424 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:40,720 Speaker 1: that a family name? No, it's actually named after a 425 00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:41,359 Speaker 1: tennis player. 426 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,960 Speaker 7: My dad was really into tennis during the eighties, and 427 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:49,480 Speaker 7: I guess he originally wanted to name me Graham and 428 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:53,679 Speaker 7: he and my mom was adamantly against it. So I 429 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 7: guess there was a player named Stefan Edburgh who is 430 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,880 Speaker 7: currently playing and that's where he got the name from. 431 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 7: And so it's also the German spelling as well. Oh 432 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 7: is that right? 433 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:08,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? So you could have been Pete Sampras. Well yeah, 434 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,040 Speaker 1: that was a little later, but yeah, or if you know, 435 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:16,720 Speaker 1: things didn't you know, changed in life? Maybe stephie Graff, Yeah, 436 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:20,720 Speaker 1: it could have been that could have been Richie Richie 437 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 1: word you get that name from Richie's really Richard. 438 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:29,040 Speaker 6: My brother, Carlos, the eldest, he told my mom that 439 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 6: I look like a Richie, like a rich kid, like Richard, 440 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,359 Speaker 6: and then, uh, but my name was actually gonna be Michael, 441 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,679 Speaker 6: so Michael Quinto. And then Carlos, my eldest brother, he 442 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,239 Speaker 6: was like, nah, that's too so too white. Yeah, so 443 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:48,800 Speaker 6: they were like, that's a white let's call you Richard. 444 00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:53,119 Speaker 6: Yeah right, no, yeah, so it's uh, it's Richard, but 445 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,399 Speaker 6: Richard sounds like to like proper, so it's always been Richie. 446 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,359 Speaker 1: You know. By the way, I worked with Richie and 447 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 1: Steph Uje for two and a half years before I 448 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:11,359 Speaker 1: knew either one of you were Hispanic. Well I was adopted. Oh, 449 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: I didn't know that, and I just made that up. Okay, 450 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I thought you were just like 451 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:20,160 Speaker 1: two like dopey white guys. I didn't know that either 452 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:24,720 Speaker 1: one of you were Hispanic. Learned something new every day, right, yes, yeah, yeah, 453 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,600 Speaker 1: but I didn't know you had the big Argentina connection. 454 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,800 Speaker 1: That's kind of cool, yes, sir, Yeah, And uh, all right, 455 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:33,240 Speaker 1: we gonna getta get out of here. I guess right. 456 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 1: We have thirty seconds left. All right, Belly, give us 457 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:37,240 Speaker 1: a thirty. 458 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:42,240 Speaker 11: Second name to get your name up the Angel of Traffic. 459 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:42,800 Speaker 1: I love it. 460 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:44,200 Speaker 4: Oh that's really interesting. 461 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:49,359 Speaker 3: I was busy take side Streets, your award winning traffic. 462 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:54,040 Speaker 1: That was one on one busy. Okay, all right, Angel, 463 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 1: please got almighty. 464 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:59,880 Speaker 9: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 465 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,240 Speaker 9: A six forty. 466 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,000 Speaker 1: We talk about Craig's restaurant all the time on the air. 467 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,439 Speaker 1: I've never been there, but I know Mark Thompson is 468 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,920 Speaker 1: a regular. Love it there. 469 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,800 Speaker 2: And and you know the guy who runs it, Greg Susser, Right, 470 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,720 Speaker 2: he's terrific. I mean he's the reason that the place 471 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,479 Speaker 2: is so popular. All right, Craig is with us. 472 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,320 Speaker 1: Craig how you Wow? How'd you get him? I don't know. 473 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,919 Speaker 8: I mean a gentleman. I am so thrilled to be 474 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 8: on the show. By the way, I was gonna point 475 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:25,200 Speaker 8: out the fact that you've never been there. 476 00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:32,080 Speaker 1: You know, I always bust Alex Michaelson's balls because you 477 00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 1: know he's a he's a regular at Craig's. And and 478 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:37,920 Speaker 1: then he said, no, you know he goes to ihop 479 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,280 Speaker 1: and Denny's as much as he goes to Craig's and 480 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,480 Speaker 1: then at the end of the conversation he said, oh, 481 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 1: but I really loved it Brett at Craigs. I'm like, 482 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. 483 00:23:46,119 --> 00:23:48,440 Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a Craig guy. By the way, I don't 484 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 8: know if you know. It's it's nice to be in 485 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 8: with all of those other brands that you're talking about Craig, right, 486 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,440 Speaker 8: and the Brett is specially by. 487 00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,760 Speaker 1: The way, I also get John and Ken, so you know, 488 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,320 Speaker 1: wh wait, you get John going in there. Of course 489 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:06,360 Speaker 1: I didn't know that. That's fantastic. Hey, how long has 490 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,280 Speaker 1: Craig's been around? 491 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,720 Speaker 8: All right, we're going on twelve and a half years, 492 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,920 Speaker 8: coming up on thirteen. 493 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,160 Speaker 1: Okay, by the way, I don't know if you know this, Greg, 494 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,080 Speaker 1: but it is the Hollywood restaurant. I mean when people 495 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 1: talk about, you know, going to a restaurant where Hollywood 496 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,320 Speaker 1: insiders go, it's always Craigs. 497 00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:26,399 Speaker 8: Well, okay, so it's a regular restaurant that happens to 498 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:31,960 Speaker 8: have a lot of Hollywood. 499 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:33,240 Speaker 1: I've heard it described regulars. I've heard it described by 500 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:36,520 Speaker 1: many people as the modern day Chasings. Is that true 501 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: or false? 502 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,840 Speaker 8: I will take that compliment every day. 503 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:43,480 Speaker 1: Huge compliment. Refer to it, Yeah, huge compliment. 504 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:47,200 Speaker 8: I mean, I mean, if you're looking to start a restaurant, 505 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:52,160 Speaker 8: you have no higher goal in Los Angeles than being 506 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 8: compared to a place like Chasing. Wow. 507 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:56,760 Speaker 1: Okay, so are you old enough to remember going to 508 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,640 Speaker 1: Chasin's like with your parents? No. 509 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,080 Speaker 8: I was a young waiter and we had heard the 510 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:07,159 Speaker 8: Chasins was closing and we wanted to go, and so 511 00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 8: we got all dressed up, we got in suits and ties, 512 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:11,560 Speaker 8: you know, grabbed our dates, and we had some money 513 00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:15,879 Speaker 8: because we were young waiters, and we went and it 514 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:21,320 Speaker 8: was an interesting experience because we were like, wow, it 515 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:26,720 Speaker 8: feels like it's stuck thirty years ago. And they weren't. 516 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 8: They were like nice to us, but you know, we 517 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:32,560 Speaker 8: were young, and you know whereas it taught me a 518 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 8: valuable lesson in that I want the older crowd, the 519 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,960 Speaker 8: middle aged crowd, and the younger crowd, and I want 520 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:41,359 Speaker 8: all of them to feel just as special as the 521 00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 8: people that I've known for twelve years or the old 522 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,440 Speaker 8: people like Mark. 523 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,520 Speaker 2: That is thank you, I heard it. I do think 524 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,640 Speaker 2: there's quite a cross section. Tim You've got these young 525 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:55,440 Speaker 2: like Instagram influencers who are excited to be at Craigs. 526 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,160 Speaker 2: And you also have the sort of the people who 527 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,080 Speaker 2: are been around for a long time, I mean the 528 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,160 Speaker 2: older kids. 529 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,720 Speaker 1: It's a really good little cross checktion. I all thought 530 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:06,119 Speaker 1: of it that way. It's great. It's it's a great 531 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 1: restaurant for really rich people and a great restaurant for 532 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,520 Speaker 1: really really rich. 533 00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:14,800 Speaker 8: People, and also for people. You know what, I'm just 534 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:17,000 Speaker 8: gonna you. 535 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,680 Speaker 1: Got you gotta take that. If you're gonna deliver the 536 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:20,480 Speaker 1: punches you gotta do. 537 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,520 Speaker 8: Hey, you know you can come in, split a dish, 538 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,359 Speaker 8: have a beer at a part warrior port ball and 539 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:28,160 Speaker 8: knock it off. 540 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:32,400 Speaker 1: Split it. That's great. Hey Craig. When you go out 541 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,399 Speaker 1: to eat, where do you go? 542 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,720 Speaker 8: Uh? You know, we we love As a matter of fact, 543 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,040 Speaker 8: last night my wife and I Lisa, we went to 544 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:44,320 Speaker 8: Osenebo uh Japanese restaurant on Ventura in in in the Valley. 545 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 8: I do try to go to all the new restaurants 546 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,600 Speaker 8: and show my support because I'm a big believer in 547 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,359 Speaker 8: all of us in the restaurant business need to stick together. 548 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,359 Speaker 8: And I think we learned that during COVID. So go 549 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:58,639 Speaker 8: to catch catch steak. We just went to Funky a 550 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,280 Speaker 8: little while ago that opened up in Beverly Hills. We've 551 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,040 Speaker 8: been the mother wolf. We try to hit everything and 552 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:07,359 Speaker 8: then we put it up on our social media to 553 00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 8: support That's right. It's not a zero sum game, right. 554 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:13,920 Speaker 8: It's not I win, you lose. It's people are going 555 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 8: out eating and they can't eat at the same place 556 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:16,880 Speaker 8: every time. 557 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,080 Speaker 1: That's right, buddy, I think that's terrific. I love that. 558 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,200 Speaker 1: You know, the people that I know that go to Craigs, 559 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,359 Speaker 1: they they love it. Like Alex Michaelson talks about the bread, 560 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:31,520 Speaker 1: Mark talks about the vegan dishes, but nobody has I've 561 00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,280 Speaker 1: never heard anyone said, you know, I went there and 562 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,840 Speaker 1: I had a bad experience. And that's unusual for a restaurant, 563 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,760 Speaker 1: because you know, somebody waiter us a bad night, or 564 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,720 Speaker 1: somebody drops something. There's always an opportunity for a bad time. 565 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:45,040 Speaker 1: But nobody, nobody really expresses that. So you must really 566 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:45,679 Speaker 1: be hands on. 567 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:48,960 Speaker 8: Thanks if it's how, it's how you recover the errors. 568 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,280 Speaker 8: It's not that anybody doesn't make sure right and then 569 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,040 Speaker 8: and then also, I think we learned during COVID that 570 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,320 Speaker 8: that social moment that happens when you walk in a 571 00:27:58,400 --> 00:27:59,840 Speaker 8: room and you say hello to a few friends, and 572 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,080 Speaker 8: we're in a room full of eighty ninety one hundred people. 573 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 8: That's the stuff we missed during COVID. That's the thing 574 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,200 Speaker 8: we can't get from our phone or by watching something 575 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,760 Speaker 8: on TV. And that's what happens in our restaurant. 576 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,080 Speaker 2: That's you know, it's funny, Tim, I was just gonna say. 577 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,399 Speaker 2: The thing is beyond the food. There's an energy to 578 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:20,159 Speaker 2: the place. It's really special. And that energy you only 579 00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,359 Speaker 2: have there, you know, And that's got nothing to do 580 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,320 Speaker 2: with what your order on the menu. 581 00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,280 Speaker 1: It's got to do with other stuff. Craig, what was 582 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,080 Speaker 1: the restaurant that was there before you open? 583 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,960 Speaker 8: H God, it was I think it was called Melrose 584 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,119 Speaker 8: Bar and Grill, Okay, then it was Yeah, and then 585 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,200 Speaker 8: it was doug Orangos, and then I think it was 586 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:39,640 Speaker 8: a place called Alberto's from nineteen sixty five to two thousand. 587 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,600 Speaker 8: I mean, the thing that I think we all are 588 00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,200 Speaker 8: now realizing in the restaurant business is, yes, it's food 589 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,080 Speaker 8: and service, but it's also hospitality. It's also taking care 590 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 8: of people and remembering special things and making sure that 591 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:54,360 Speaker 8: people feel comfortable. And my kids who are ten feel 592 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:57,840 Speaker 8: just as comfortable there and other kids as you know, 593 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:00,920 Speaker 8: the older set, And so it's it's finding out what's 594 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,720 Speaker 8: going on in their lives and actively being a participant 595 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:04,880 Speaker 8: in it. 596 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:06,880 Speaker 1: When you say kids, do you have twins? 597 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 8: I do we have? We have ten and a half 598 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,920 Speaker 8: year old twins, Gemma and Adrian. 599 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 1: And and you know, I can't tell mind the names 600 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,920 Speaker 1: boys or girls, but one in one oh, one and 601 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,520 Speaker 1: one okay, so they're not identical, all. 602 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,720 Speaker 8: Right, Tim, But can be surprised on how many people 603 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,400 Speaker 8: ask that question. 604 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,520 Speaker 1: That's great, Hey, you know what, you're running a high 605 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:32,760 Speaker 1: end place when every time I've ever driven by Craigs, 606 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,840 Speaker 1: there's always paparazzi out there. Always. 607 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,320 Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean that's a blessing and a curse. Whether 608 00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:39,960 Speaker 8: I wish there was something that we could do a 609 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,000 Speaker 8: little bit about that, and we spend a lot of 610 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,480 Speaker 8: time protecting people. So yes, it is good in that 611 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:49,120 Speaker 8: it gives a place publicity, but it is unfortunate when 612 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,000 Speaker 8: somebody's just looking to have dinner sure and go home. 613 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,160 Speaker 1: Hey, and without without naming names, have you had to 614 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,480 Speaker 1: throw a throw an aidless celebrity out of your restaurant? 615 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,640 Speaker 8: Uh? Have I ever Yes, no, have I ever wanted to? 616 00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,040 Speaker 1: What else are you working on? You got your are 617 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,160 Speaker 1: your opening up anything else? 618 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,640 Speaker 8: Yeah? So we you know, we've got a whole brand 619 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,800 Speaker 8: of cashew based vegan ice creams that we sell in 620 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,760 Speaker 8: local supermarkets at Bristol and Gelson's, Mark's a big fan 621 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,000 Speaker 8: of and it's a nationwide and then we're going to 622 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,600 Speaker 8: be opening up a second restaurant in Nashville. 623 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,400 Speaker 1: Oh that's cool, okay. 624 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,320 Speaker 8: Yeah, So it's just it's time to kind of expand 625 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 8: and and and grow the brand. And and you. 626 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:33,320 Speaker 1: Know what time do you open? 627 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,440 Speaker 8: Every day? We open at five o'clock and the kitchen 628 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:38,760 Speaker 8: stays open till eleven eleven pm? 629 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,440 Speaker 1: Okay, all right? And and do you do you need reservations? 630 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:43,480 Speaker 1: How far in advance? 631 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,400 Speaker 8: Reservations are taking two weeks out? I would take the 632 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,200 Speaker 8: early side of the late side, until you know, obviously 633 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,560 Speaker 8: people get to know you and then you know, you 634 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:55,520 Speaker 8: start to become a regular, and that's really that's it. Okay, Well, 635 00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,280 Speaker 8: not that difficult. 636 00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:59,600 Speaker 1: If I came there with my wife and my my 637 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,880 Speaker 1: beautiful wife, my beautiful daughter, could I could I tape? 638 00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: Could I tip the waiter or waitress or may er 639 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 1: d Like, I don't know fifty bucks to not have 640 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,920 Speaker 1: paparazzi and people bother me. 641 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,560 Speaker 8: Let's just say I could work that out for you, 642 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:17,520 Speaker 8: But the problem is I'd have to give you marks tables. 643 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,720 Speaker 1: Wait, are there celebrities tables? Are? Is there a Tom 644 00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:21,360 Speaker 1: Hanks table? 645 00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:27,400 Speaker 8: No? No, there are people that have particular preferences, like inside, outside, 646 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 8: I know where certain people like to sit. 647 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:32,080 Speaker 1: But right, because in Chasin's, they in Chasin's used the 648 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,520 Speaker 1: booths named after people. 649 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:36,280 Speaker 8: Yeah, we tried to stay away from that because what 650 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,920 Speaker 8: happens if the two people call and they both have. 651 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,640 Speaker 1: Their name on the booth, and what happens when a 652 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,560 Speaker 1: person dies? Do you take the name off the booth? 653 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,120 Speaker 8: I don't know exactly. Like, I'm not looking to cause 654 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,080 Speaker 8: any issues, that's right. 655 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,280 Speaker 1: How big is the restaurant? What's the max capacity? 656 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,280 Speaker 8: Uh? Inside seats ninety outside of the back patio of 657 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,280 Speaker 8: seats eighty five? 658 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:54,920 Speaker 1: Wow, that's huge. 659 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:58,320 Speaker 8: Yeah, John, it's gotten, it's gotten. It's gotten really big. 660 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 8: And the nice thing about the back patio is COVID 661 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,880 Speaker 8: was kind of a blessing and the curse we lived 662 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 8: through it. We didn't lay anybody off and we ended 663 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,080 Speaker 8: up with this big, beautiful paty on the outside. 664 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,000 Speaker 1: Good for you, buddy, appreciate you. Coming on, I'll drag 665 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:12,960 Speaker 1: Conway and I gotta get out there. 666 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,240 Speaker 8: Do you guys have please? 667 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,080 Speaker 1: But I gotta ask the question one way, I really, 668 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:19,800 Speaker 1: you know, try a restaurant. Initially is go through the 669 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,040 Speaker 1: drive through, but you don't have. 670 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:25,640 Speaker 8: One but a drive by. I'll throw food. 671 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 1: All right, buddy, you're the best. You got a great 672 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,200 Speaker 1: sense of humor for you know us, busting your balls. 673 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,360 Speaker 1: You got a very successful restaurant. I hope the the 674 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 1: twins still love you. 675 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:36,800 Speaker 8: You know, I love it. I appreciate it. Thanks for 676 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,520 Speaker 8: your time. Mark, I'll see Tim. I better see you 677 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:40,640 Speaker 8: all right, all right. 678 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,680 Speaker 1: Thanks Greg, really appreciate it. 679 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,040 Speaker 8: All right. 680 00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:46,520 Speaker 1: Craig Craig Susser, who owns Craig the biggest restaurant, the 681 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,800 Speaker 1: most popular US. I've tried to get you there several times. 682 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:51,720 Speaker 1: Reason why I say this because age ten is when 683 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,840 Speaker 1: kids start going to the room and closing the door 684 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,800 Speaker 1: and it you know, you know, I hope that doesn't happens. 685 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,240 Speaker 2: I'm just judging on social media. A great relationship with 686 00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,000 Speaker 2: his kids. Betty beautiful family. 687 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,240 Speaker 1: But he's established, right, I think he's thirty five sixty five. 688 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,480 Speaker 1: He's in my wheelhouse. Yeah, he's established. 689 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:06,720 Speaker 10: Tim. 690 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 12: I will go with you and split a aluminum foil 691 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,680 Speaker 12: wrapped baked potato. 692 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,360 Speaker 1: Wow, you know, maybe I shouldn't drag eat it in 693 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,880 Speaker 1: the car. All right, let's go to Craigs. 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