Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I had a bad experience with my coffee, and I
Speaker 2: was just complaining Bailey about my coffee because I go
Speaker 2: to Caribouo every morning and they they're lovely. I have
Speaker 2: my barista and she's wonderful. I love her and she
Speaker 2: loves me and she knows my order and everything. And
Speaker 2: they forgot to put cream in it today, so or
Speaker 2: skim because I get skimm because I'm healthy.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: I think now I found out that oat milk is
Speaker 2: full of sugar. Sugar, yeah, because it has tastes so good.
Speaker 2: So yeah, you're having like a non dairy, but but
Speaker 2: you know it's full.
Speaker 1: It's full of Well.
Speaker 3: Dave has this giant coffee in front of him and
Speaker 3: then just puts in one tiny little mini MoU of creamer,
Speaker 3: mixes it with a fork, and then wipes the fork
Speaker 3: on his pants.
Speaker 4: I will it happen, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Because I don't want to use a napkin to wipe
Speaker 2: the fork coffee, because I'd waste one napkin you.
Speaker 4: Put in your mouth instead of having dirty pants all day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have dirty pants most days.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I want to be called Davy from now on.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this in the drive in just
Speaker 2: to change things up. It's like Dave Ryan in the morning,
Speaker 2: Davy Ryan in the morning to Davy Ryan.
Speaker 5: And that's a teenage boy.
Speaker 4: When you say baby, somebody calls you Davy, you don't
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 1: Who is that? Oh?
Speaker 4: My sister, Oh she calls you Davy boy.
Speaker 2: Right, my sister forever, Donna, the one that I love
Speaker 2: her so much, but she drives me crazy. She has
Speaker 2: Davy baby boy, and I've hated that since I was
Speaker 2: a kid. I'm like, don't call me Davy baby boy.
Speaker 2: She forgets every god darned single time.
Speaker 1: Davy baby boy. I hate it. But you guys can
Speaker 1: see I was thinking about this one. There's different varieties
Speaker 1: of your name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like Jenny has got Jennifer jen Jenny.
Speaker 1: Is there anything else that I'm missing?
Speaker 5: No, I mean those are different varieties of it. But
Speaker 5: I have a lot of nicknames.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you have big booty, looty.
Speaker 4: Big booty, louty, just right up?
Speaker 5: Booty, uh ja Booty was a while in high school.
Speaker 5: Looty because of my last name, and my last name
Speaker 5: really is Lutenberger. I know some people think that that's amazing.
Speaker 5: A lot of people think Dave made that one of
Speaker 5: that is really my last name. You guys called me,
Speaker 5: Oh what did you call me for a while?
Speaker 1: Fart box?
Speaker 5: No, called master. Remember when you called me headmaster Jenny.
Speaker 4: You don't remember.
Speaker 5: It was a hot minute ago, probably like four years ago.
Speaker 5: You called me head master Jenny. Because I would always
Speaker 5: be so strict. Oh yeah, yes, yes, yes, but yeah,
Speaker 5: I feel like I've had a lot over the years.
Speaker 2: Well, then there's Bailey. So there's Bail, Bails, what other
Speaker 2: Bailey j.
Speaker 4: Bailey j Yeah.
Speaker 3: People called me Bails in high school and I always
Speaker 3: hated it, and now I'm to the point where I
Speaker 3: just got kind of gotten over it.
Speaker 4: At least they're calling me something.
Speaker 3: So because you'd be like, hey Bails, Hey Bails, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, hey Bails, I get it.
Speaker 2: What yeah, right? What Nick? What name has the most varieties?
Speaker 2: I mean, there's Elizabeth, then there's.
Speaker 6: Liz, Beth, Betty, Betty, Lizzy, Betsy, Lizzy, Elizabeth, and I
Speaker 6: know Elizabeth and it's a great name.
Speaker 3: I always wanted to be Margaretta because that's the high
Speaker 3: school my mom went to. Because then you can be Margaret, Margie, Margaretta,
Speaker 3: Greta Peggy Peg.
Speaker 1: Then there's vontr and that's not your real name.
Speaker 4: No, my actual name is Davante.
Speaker 7: I know we play and say Fontavius all the time,
Speaker 7: but a lot of people go to that sometimes, or
Speaker 7: Vante Jenny.
Speaker 1: What does your mom call you?
Speaker 4: She calls When I was super young, she called me
Speaker 4: Buddha because I was just such a chunky baby. What
Speaker 4: your grandma call you? I believe she called me boom? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I get it. I was like, why are you asking that?
Speaker 7: So vants Davante.
Speaker 2: There's names like Charles. My middle name is Charles, also
Speaker 2: a ka Chuck. And then there's John can also be Jack.
Speaker 2: So if your name is John, you can be called Jack.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I know some people that are also Charles that are Charlie.
Speaker 7: I know, I know what his actual name is, Charles,
Speaker 7: but I think he goes by Carlos, which is odd.
Speaker 4: The interest I know what Charles who goes by Trip?
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 3: Is that.
Speaker 4: It's a family.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's something that was actually fascinating. So you
Speaker 3: have like one, two, three for second third and so
Speaker 3: his dad was.
Speaker 4: Oh, gosh, this is your ex by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Trip was three because he was the third
Speaker 3: in the line, and his dad was Chip because he
Speaker 3: was a chip off the old block the second one.
Speaker 1: Funny, you get what I mean? I kind of do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I me just thought about this on the
Speaker 2: way and so davey Ryan or David David Ryan in
Speaker 2: the morning much of a handful. Okay, we just stick
Speaker 2: stick with Dave. Then the Broncos won last night. That
Speaker 2: was good news for me. I watched part of the game.
Speaker 2: The Broncos sucked last night, but they did pull it out.
Speaker 2: They squeaked out a win ten to seven over the
Speaker 2: lowly freaking Las Vegas Raiders. So I thought I would
Speaker 2: throw that out there. And Also Dayton's Holiday Market is
Speaker 2: going to return. Who I guess that's a big deal.
Speaker 2: Also today National Cancer Awareness Day, going and get your greening.
Speaker 2: Do your breast self exam if you are I don't
Speaker 2: know what age you need to start doing your breast
Speaker 2: self exam, but make sure you do it because I
Speaker 2: will give you this little bit of information. I've known
Speaker 2: probably half a dozen women or more, including Lee Wohlsvik,
Speaker 2: my daughter, and my wife have all had a breast
Speaker 2: cancer concern And they'll find a lump and they'll be like,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, and it scares the blank out of you.
Speaker 2: And then you go in and you find out so
Speaker 2: much of the time, don't panic. It was assist every
Speaker 2: single time, like you're a fatty little deposit. Yeah, every
Speaker 2: single time. But do your screening anyway, Jenny?
Speaker 4: Do you need a screening?
Speaker 2: John?
Speaker 5: Oh? You know, I actually just had my physical that
Speaker 5: was like a week ago.
Speaker 1: Volunteer, Are yet I warm up my hands?
Speaker 4: You're some helpless ye.
Speaker 1: You're ridiculous. Will be back.
Speaker 2: War of the Roses begins in a second text. If
Speaker 2: anything's on your mind you need to shout out or
Speaker 2: anything like that. Kdewb one would be back with War
Speaker 2: of the Roses on kd W. Apparently something old is
Speaker 2: new again. H get timex watches are now trending.
Speaker 1: And here's why.
Speaker 2: They've been around for over one hundred and seventy years,
Speaker 2: and they just you know, they're reliable, they're inexpensive, and
Speaker 2: you know, they got like a Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 1: Watch or whatever.
Speaker 2: And these days the company is kind of pushing the
Speaker 2: luxury brand a little bit and they're making timex watches cool.
Speaker 2: The reason is rolexes are too expensive. They're too showy.
Speaker 2: They're too gaudy, and people are tired of so much
Speaker 2: tech on their arm with an Apple Watch or a
Speaker 2: fit Bit, so they want a Timex.
Speaker 1: Watch, but they want one that's a little spendy.
Speaker 2: I mean, you spend many an expensive bag or shoes,
Speaker 2: why not a Timex watch. So they're around one thousand
Speaker 2: to two thousand dollars and they seem to be in
Speaker 2: demand by watch enthusiasts who enjoy fancy styling but don't
Speaker 2: want to pay ten thousand dollars for a Rolex watch.
Speaker 2: I mean minimum ten thousand dollars for a Rolex watch.
Speaker 4: Dave, are you a watch person?
Speaker 2: I used to be, but never expensive. I think I
Speaker 2: had a Nevada, which is like a seven hundred dollars watch.
Speaker 2: Then I wore it for years and it's sitting in
Speaker 2: a drawer because I got my Apple Watch and I
Speaker 2: never never feel the need to have another watch, because
Speaker 2: I love having you know, the world on my wrist.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: I mean, I'm only twenty four, so maybe it's like
Speaker 7: when I get older, I'll appreciate it. I was never
Speaker 7: a big watch person. I have a watch that I
Speaker 7: wear at a fancy events and it doesn't even work.
Speaker 7: It's literally just a prop because I don't think you
Speaker 7: should wear an Apple watch with nice outfits.
Speaker 4: You look like you're in ben Ten, like you're a
Speaker 4: spy in ben Ten.
Speaker 7: Huh, like you're a spy kid or something.
Speaker 1: All right, one more on. You can't make this stuff up.
Speaker 2: Longest married couples in the longest married couple in the world.
Speaker 2: It is Eleanor and Lyle. They've been married for eighty
Speaker 2: three years.
Speaker 5: How old?
Speaker 2: So they're one hundred and seven and one hundred and eight.
Speaker 2: They're still lucid. They don't get around like they used to,
Speaker 2: but they're still lucid enough. When somebody said how do
Speaker 2: you make it last so long, she said, we just melded.
Speaker 2: We love each other, and Lyle said, I love my wife.
Speaker 2: It's that simple.
Speaker 4: They got married at twenty three and twenty four.
Speaker 2: How what year did they get married? Eighty three years ago,
Speaker 2: so let's just round it out to eighty years ago.
Speaker 2: Forty late forties. They got married in the late for
Speaker 2: fourteen forty two, nineteen forty two during they got married
Speaker 2: during World War Two.
Speaker 4: Wow, wowrazy, that is amazing.
Speaker 2: All right, need to sing a long song of the day,
Speaker 2: they get to sing a long song of the day idea.
Speaker 2: Then let us know what should we run a little
Speaker 2: bit late on Fridays because of War of the Roses,
Speaker 2: and we run a little bit late, but we'd still
Speaker 2: love to do a sing along song for you. So
Speaker 2: let's do Dave's Dirt, okay, and during the dirt you
Speaker 2: text in it Katie WB one five three nine two
Speaker 2: one and let us know what you would like to
Speaker 2: sing along with this morning, because it'll make it feel good.
Speaker 4: Who's making a comeback, who's been canceled? And whatever happened
Speaker 4: to Ashley Parker Angel? It's Dave's Dirt on kat WB.
Speaker 2: This diva is getting some crap because of her demands.
Speaker 2: When she fly Eyes, they say that this person won't
Speaker 2: fly commercially unless six business class seats are available for her.
Speaker 2: The Glam squad handlers and their personal assistant. If turbulence hits,
Speaker 2: assistant said, those are the faces she needs to see,
Speaker 2: she won't do the celebrity class divide. No assistants are
Speaker 2: going to be back in row thirty eight, and no
Speaker 2: stylists are wedged in next to the toilets.
Speaker 1: Who do you think it is? Jenny well, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know who it is.
Speaker 7: You know who it is too, I don't I'm gonna
Speaker 7: say one of the Kardashians.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Choe.
Speaker 2: That would be a little I think they probably don't
Speaker 2: ever fly they fly private all the time. I guess
Speaker 2: I think they do. Yeah, this Ariana Grande, and I
Speaker 2: don't think she does it. I think that she does
Speaker 2: sometimes fly private when she flies commercials. She insists on
Speaker 2: those seats. I think that if you're arian A Grande.
Speaker 2: I'm not a huge fan of her, but it's like
Speaker 2: you've earned the right and if you want to have
Speaker 2: your friends sit with you, then.
Speaker 3: Do it like that.
Speaker 5: Like imagine Dave gets special treatment and the three of
Speaker 5: us are back in the very last row.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what happen.
Speaker 5: It's like, I actually applaud Ariana for demanding that for
Speaker 5: her team. I think that that's actually a nice thing
Speaker 5: about her.
Speaker 7: I wonder if that's because she didn't go to the
Speaker 7: Wicked premiere this week in Brazil.
Speaker 4: She said there were flight issues. I wonder if that's
Speaker 4: what it was, or like actual issues. She's the issue,
Speaker 4: but oh I can't come.
Speaker 5: There's issues, So I am very very excited as a
Speaker 5: millennial because I grew up Washington. Lizzie Maguire, I love
Speaker 5: Hillary Duff, and she has a new song that came
Speaker 5: out yesterday. It's called Mature.
Speaker 2: Here's a clip, very catchy, that is a catchy, catchy song.
Speaker 1: Will it become a hit? I don't know.
Speaker 4: I love her in general.
Speaker 3: David Harber has been invited to join the Stranger Things
Speaker 3: promotional to her after not being invited. There's been a
Speaker 3: lot of like heat going on with David Harbor right
Speaker 3: now because Lily Allen just dropped her album which is
Speaker 3: essentially like a giant roast of him and how awful
Speaker 3: he is. And then Millie Bobby Brown, who plays Eleven
Speaker 3: in Stranger Things, filed a harassment complaint against him with
Speaker 3: pages of accusations of bullying from him to her. But
Speaker 3: they were at the premiere last night and they were
Speaker 3: like arm in arm last thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, either that or it was just a bunch of
Speaker 3: bullhorn to get us to talk about them, which is
Speaker 3: also very possible.
Speaker 7: Everything's a rollout, I know exactly fine, everything speaking a rollout.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about this Ed sheeron doc.
Speaker 7: We've been talking about it and they officially released the
Speaker 7: trailer is called One Shot with Ed Sheeran.
Speaker 3: We're filming this one shot concert specially.
Speaker 1: It's a cool neighbor.
Speaker 4: Oh it's Hell's kitchen, right, that's what.
Speaker 7: And the reason that's called one shot is because it
Speaker 7: is shot and literally the entire thing is him walking
Speaker 7: to New York City has done in one take from
Speaker 7: the same director of that show, Dave, and I like,
Speaker 7: that's called Adolescents.
Speaker 4: That same director, the same exact director.
Speaker 7: That's cool, and it comes out in November, I believe,
Speaker 7: twenty first, so not.
Speaker 1: Far at all, really really cool.
Speaker 5: Okay, we got to give a quick shout out because
Speaker 5: we've talked about this on the show before. It's a
Speaker 5: show out to all the teachers that survived this crazy
Speaker 5: full moon week.
Speaker 1: It's been a crazy week.
Speaker 5: We have talked about that on the show where teachers
Speaker 5: say that kids are just fairal when there's a full moon.
Speaker 5: So good job teachers for surviving this week and the
Speaker 5: beaver moon at that.
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Speaker 2: we went with this singalong song of the day.
Speaker 1: He won't told me the.
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Speaker 2: long song of the day. Hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: You are is the.
Speaker 2: Last day for the whole Sabrina Carpenter A keyword thing,
Speaker 2: So I just want to make sure you stay here
Speaker 2: for another ten minutes or so so you get that
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Speaker 1: We're all so lonely. We were less.
Speaker 2: Everybody's so lonely. Sometimes even if you're surrounded by people,
Speaker 2: sometimes you're lonely. You're surrounded by a partner that you
Speaker 2: know whatever. Yeah, you got kids around you, you're not whatever.
Speaker 2: You feel lonely. Sometimes the radio is your perfect connection
Speaker 2: for that because we can do things. Spotify does not
Speaker 2: make you feel connected. Spotify does not. A podcast might
Speaker 2: make you feel but they're not live. We're live right
Speaker 2: now on March fourth of twenty eighteen, and we are live.
Speaker 4: We love you, Yeah, it does Spotify Love you. No,
Speaker 4: David's not twenty eighteen. It's twenty seventeen.
Speaker 2: Twenty seventeen. Sorry about that. All right, we'll be back
Speaker 2: in a second. This is really interesting. There's a woman
Speaker 2: who is good. We're gonna talk to her. She was
Speaker 2: going to get a divorced. She had it all going
Speaker 2: through it in her mind, and then something occurred to
Speaker 2: her that made her say, I don't think I want
Speaker 2: a divorce. What made her change her mind from I
Speaker 2: got one foot out the door to I think I'm
Speaker 2: in this for life. And we'll talk about it next
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