Speaker 1: Let's talk about the weather right away, because I think
Speaker 1: that's gonna be on everybody's mind. Jenny's drive in Vaughan's
Speaker 1: drive in the roads, the traveling, the Thanksgiving, the turkey,
Speaker 1: the stuffing. Oh I got, I'm sorry, back to the
Speaker 1: roads in the weather.
Speaker 2: What was it like on the Williamsport?
Speaker 3: Yeah, ye, yeah, so for me it was pretty icy ish,
Speaker 3: but like it's there's not a lot of snow on
Speaker 3: the roads. It's just that there's a lot of wind,
Speaker 3: so everything's blowing all over the place.
Speaker 4: So it was icy for me. I also need really
Speaker 4: need new tires, like right now.
Speaker 2: New tires since two thousand and three. Yeah, why are
Speaker 2: you not?
Speaker 4: Did I slide through every single intertection? Maybe? I don't know.
Speaker 2: What do you drive again?
Speaker 3: I drive a lovely Mass X five and it's great.
Speaker 3: It handsles, handles snow. Not it's just like when the
Speaker 3: tread is completely worn off on the tires, it just
Speaker 3: can't really handle much of anything.
Speaker 5: And it's just like, here's the problem.
Speaker 1: Here's here's here's your you want to talk about, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: Jenny's problem. Here she is flying off the Iceland and
Speaker 1: Morocco at the same time, doesn't have any tread otter tires.
Speaker 1: It's a matter time. She's going to slide through an intersection,
Speaker 1: t bone me or t bone you.
Speaker 2: We're gonna die.
Speaker 1: And she'll be like, Ii'm on my way to the
Speaker 1: airport because I'm going to Tahiti.
Speaker 3: In my opinion, life is about priorities, and tires not
Speaker 3: really on the high part of my list of prior No.
Speaker 4: I really am.
Speaker 3: After driving this morning, though, I was like, Jenny, you
Speaker 3: need new tires within the next week, or else you
Speaker 3: are probably going to get in a car accident in
Speaker 3: the next week.
Speaker 2: So Christmas, I have a friend named Jenny. Jenny is
Speaker 2: does it always make the best decisions?
Speaker 1: And now we're worried that Jenny's going to take out
Speaker 1: vont Or Dave in a t boat accident at an intersection, and.
Speaker 6: We're more worried for our safety. It's not even just Jenny's.
Speaker 6: It's really not Jenny's at all. It's because we don't
Speaker 6: want to be in close proximity on the road.
Speaker 3: But I did want about the winter coat this morning
Speaker 3: and the gloves everything.
Speaker 4: It's chilly out there.
Speaker 3: It's about to be twenties for like the week of
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving here.
Speaker 6: So why I'm mad because so I have a rental
Speaker 6: car right now, because that's right about a month or
Speaker 6: so ago, I got in a car or somebody yet
Speaker 6: hit my car. Whatever.
Speaker 5: I don't want to make it sound like it was
Speaker 5: my fault because it wasn't.
Speaker 6: The car is pretty much the same version of my car,
Speaker 6: just like I can think an an upgraded model. But
Speaker 6: when I got my car, it's my first time living
Speaker 6: in Minnesota, I made sure to get I think four
Speaker 6: wheel or all wheel drive because of the snow.
Speaker 5: This car doesn't have it. The rental does.
Speaker 4: Oh no.
Speaker 6: So when I got in this morning, I was like, well,
Speaker 6: damn now I can't slide fishtail and literally and it's
Speaker 6: not a far drive, like I don't have as far
Speaker 6: as drive as David Dave. How long is your drive
Speaker 6: into work because you live in twenty five minutes? Yeah,
Speaker 6: see not even ten minutes. And Jenny, you're a little
Speaker 6: bit closer.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I would I would recommend, like, if you
Speaker 3: have to drive anywhere, and I'm sure so many people
Speaker 3: are going to because everyone's traveling today, I would recommend
Speaker 3: plan announce some extra time in taking you at least
Speaker 3: within the Twin Cities area, and I think that people
Speaker 3: got a little bit more snow northern area of the Cities,
Speaker 3: but at least within like Saint Louis Park our area
Speaker 3: where we work, it was only a couple inches. But
Speaker 3: it's just a matter of the fact that like there's
Speaker 3: not salt on.
Speaker 4: The roads yet.
Speaker 5: And I'll be honest, snow at all.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 3: I was shocked because I was like upstairs last night
Speaker 3: and then I came downstairs at like ten pm or
Speaker 3: something and looked outside and there was snow on the ground.
Speaker 3: I was shocked because it had been raining. David had
Speaker 3: been raining pretty aggressively all day, and I was like,
Speaker 3: we're not gonna get snow, it's just rain. And then
Speaker 3: it just turned as soon as the weather dropped in temp.
Speaker 1: This has got to be about the latest snow, the
Speaker 1: latest measurable snow that I've ever seen, or maybe ever
Speaker 1: in Minnesota. We get a dusting a couple of weeks ago, maybe,
Speaker 1: but it's November twenty fifth or twenty sixth today, and
Speaker 1: we finally got some snow. I think the big thing is,
Speaker 1: like everybody knows that everybody forgets how to drive in
Speaker 1: snow over the winter and just take it slow, know
Speaker 1: that everybody else is going to be late, and then
Speaker 1: don't text and drive because I don't want to see Jenny.
Speaker 2: On your bald tires.
Speaker 1: Jenny cruising through the intersection Jenny's texting and driving.
Speaker 3: Further record, I planned like an extra fifteen minutes of
Speaker 3: driving into work this morning, when it takes me like
Speaker 3: five because I knew how my tires first, so I
Speaker 3: drove very slow this morning.
Speaker 5: I'm very surprised when I saw her walk in because
Speaker 5: we never heard this early.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I'm not so.
Speaker 3: I was like, I need to make sure like everything's
Speaker 3: getting functioning and my car gets into work safely.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad. I'm glad you guys made it into work.
Speaker 1: As far as you're listening, just take it easy, take
Speaker 1: it slow. We'll be back in a second. We got
Speaker 1: wild tickets coming up. Today is Wednesday. We're gonna do
Speaker 1: winning song Wednesday. That'll be coming up. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to no phone screen or Wednesday because we usually do
Speaker 1: that on Friday. We're doing that today at seven thirty
Speaker 1: five and coming up next to wunt is gonna stir
Speaker 1: the pot as if do your honking, your ridiculous honking
Speaker 1: sound effect. Co see that's that's in the New Jersey honk.
Speaker 1: It's an angry honk. We're gonna's gonna stir the pot.
Speaker 1: Coming up in a second, and we'll come right back
Speaker 1: on one on one point three.
Speaker 2: Katie W. B. H. Bailey is thinking in Memphis, Tennessee. Today.
Speaker 2: She's on vacation.
Speaker 1: Her and Mama Ronda are going down to Memphis to
Speaker 1: they want to see Graceland, Elvis's old home. Then they're
Speaker 1: going down to the Magic Kingdom, and then they're gonna
Speaker 1: go to Epcot and then they're gonna be back.
Speaker 2: She back on Mondays, she back on Tuesday.
Speaker 5: She's back Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Yea on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Who authorized this?
Speaker 4: Well, I think you usually have to give all of
Speaker 4: us authors.
Speaker 5: And then when it happened, you ask us, wait, you're off.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was gonna take off that day.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I would have taken off like all this week on Thanksgiving,
Speaker 1: but Bailey beat me to the punch. Bailey requested time
Speaker 1: off before I did. So Bailey got I'm like, you
Speaker 1: know what, It's fine, I don't care. I'm in Colorado.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of on vacation anyway. So it's boy, it
Speaker 1: was so windy yesterday driving across Nebraska. You guys, it's
Speaker 1: like sixty mile an hour wind gus. And they had
Speaker 1: those like electronic signs out that said if you have
Speaker 1: a pro high profile, lightweight vehicle, don't drive. Because I
Speaker 1: didn't see any that were blown over, but it was
Speaker 1: like hands death grip on the wheel the entire time.
Speaker 3: So some people were texting and right saying that there's
Speaker 3: some accidents on I ninety four by the way, So
Speaker 3: just a heads up for everyone driving today to make
Speaker 3: sure you're like spending some extra time at least like
Speaker 3: at this point in the day.
Speaker 4: I don't think that the roads are the.
Speaker 1: Greatest, yet give yourself some extra time and just keep
Speaker 1: listening to KTBBS. We can keep you sane until vonsters
Speaker 1: the pot and gets you all riled up.
Speaker 2: Here we go, let's get started.
Speaker 5: I question your tastes and everything.
Speaker 3: If you eat mushrooms, oh my god, you have the
Speaker 3: taste buds of a.
Speaker 4: Four year old top.
Speaker 5: I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: you do. There's a lot of.
Speaker 6: Things I sit here and say on this show, and
Speaker 6: I admit, sure, I eat like a four year old.
Speaker 5: Chicken tenders from Olive Garden.
Speaker 6: Delicious instead of like Fetichini alfredo, which you actually go
Speaker 6: to Olive Garden four or anything that is green outpass
Speaker 6: even grapes. I think the purple ones are better, But
Speaker 6: mushrooms are objectively disgusting.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree. I think that.
Speaker 1: You know, when we go to like a nice dinner
Speaker 1: and Susan's like, I'm gonna get some sight of mushrooms,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you have all you want, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna eat any, and she's like, wow, they're so delicious,
Speaker 1: And mushroom.
Speaker 2: Was on a pizza.
Speaker 1: I once had a change dot org petition started to
Speaker 1: ban mushrooms on a pizza, took it down. I don't
Speaker 1: like mushrooms, but I also I don't hate them so
Speaker 1: bad like you.
Speaker 5: You just you've never had them, or you won't eat
Speaker 5: them again.
Speaker 6: I probably had them once, maybe twice, not to my memory,
Speaker 6: but I just know that they are disgusting.
Speaker 3: I mean, mushrooms on their own, I will not disagree
Speaker 3: with that, but to have them like sauteate and something
Speaker 3: on top of like a steak or something like that,
Speaker 3: oh so good.
Speaker 5: It was so good on top of A, it sounds.
Speaker 3: So I went through like a tiny phase of life
Speaker 3: of doing some foraging for mushrooms, and there's mushrooms called
Speaker 3: chicken of the woods, and vont they literally taste like chicken.
Speaker 3: And I think you just need to try different kinds
Speaker 3: of mushrooms to give me that at some point you're
Speaker 3: gonna like them.
Speaker 5: Don't give that.
Speaker 6: I was younger, like twenty, My mom used to be.
Speaker 6: My mom would make dinner and she'd be like, oh,
Speaker 6: come try this. It tastes just like this. Be like, so,
Speaker 6: then why is it not that? Why does it taste like?
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: She'll put a new ingredient in it and be like, oh,
Speaker 6: it tastes the same, So then why did you switch
Speaker 6: it up and put this new ingredient in it?
Speaker 5: Don't blame me, Jenny.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: Well I get a text message. Yeah I know, Vonta.
Speaker 1: This message says texting is working again. Praise the Lord,
Speaker 1: it's working again, vaut. I agree, mushrooms are gross. The
Speaker 1: texture that taste Nope. And I am forty one years old,
Speaker 1: so there are some people that totally agree with you.
Speaker 6: How do you get into mushrooms, like, is it like
Speaker 6: the naturally just on a pizza or I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not going to lie and say I
Speaker 3: used to like mushrooms, because I didn't. When I was younger,
Speaker 3: I also didn't like mushrooms, but now I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: a big fan. You gotta you gotta just like try
Speaker 3: different things.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you're gonna.
Speaker 6: Have something on Thanksgiving with mushrooms on it, Like how
Speaker 6: often you have it?
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I definitely don't like typically have mushrooms
Speaker 3: on things, but I'm down to have like a Supreme
Speaker 3: pizza with mushrooms on it because Supremes usually have mushrooms, right.
Speaker 2: They usually do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't bother me that much. On a pizza,
Speaker 1: I just don't. Oh yeah, you know what, make sure
Speaker 1: mine has mushrooms. I'm sausage, pepperoni, extra cheese, maybe banana peppers.
Speaker 1: But I'd never be like and if somebody says, can
Speaker 1: we get mushrooms, I'll be like, yeah, sure, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna get there grass. Thank you Vant for
Speaker 2: storing the pod. You.
Speaker 1: I was calling Christmas wish people last night, and I
Speaker 1: tell you, this is the most heartening thing to call
Speaker 1: these people with Christmas wish and hear the different stories
Speaker 1: because when you nominate somebody for Christmas wish, we do
Speaker 1: what we basically call a background check. We call the
Speaker 1: person who does the wishing and we say, hey, just
Speaker 1: want to make sure that there is still a need
Speaker 1: and that you haven't done a gofund me and that
Speaker 1: there really is like you know, is it is still
Speaker 1: their financial need and what do they need? And so
Speaker 1: I was talking to people last night. I don't want
Speaker 1: to give anything away because these are a really quick turnaround.
Speaker 1: We talked to somebody on like yesterday, Tuesday. Their wish
Speaker 1: is going to be granted next week, they're gonna come in,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get them on the radio. We're gonna have
Speaker 1: college muscle movers go or to the house deliver the wish.
Speaker 1: And it's just really heartening to hear these wonderful people
Speaker 1: that don't have to do anything go I really want.
Speaker 2: To help out. And I always say, did they do
Speaker 2: a GoFundMe? Have they?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: They really it's just them and they just really need
Speaker 1: the help. And I heard one last night it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: the mom has got the kids and the dad's not
Speaker 1: in the picture. For there's a good reason Dad's not
Speaker 1: in the picture. And she said, we can't afford anything
Speaker 1: for Christmas. We're not gonna have a tree this year.
Speaker 1: So the wisher ran down to Kmart Kmart Walmart and
Speaker 1: bought a tree. And it's like wow. So that's kind
Speaker 1: of what we do. So Christmas Wish starts on Monday.
Speaker 1: We are taking wishes right now. If you want to
Speaker 1: go online and enter a wish, it is ktiww dot
Speaker 1: com slash wish. If you've done well this year, you
Speaker 1: can donate twenty five dollars. Donate twenty five dollars. You
Speaker 1: can do that same thing on there too. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll be back in a second with your sing along
Speaker 1: song of the day. What do you want to sing
Speaker 1: along with? We always have a good time with this
Speaker 1: part of the show. Text it Texting works again, So
Speaker 1: texting a song that you want to sing along to
Speaker 1: and we will do that when we come right back on.
Speaker 1: Katie w B one three d w b our Texting
Speaker 1: is working again.
Speaker 2: Boy was that weird?
Speaker 1: It was like losing an arm yesterday. That's howbout you
Speaker 1: rely on texting? I Gues's Amy on the phone?
Speaker 2: Is it Amy?
Speaker 3: Amy?
Speaker 4: On the phone.
Speaker 1: Amy, Good morning, Amy, Good morning? What are you doing
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: Amy?
Speaker 5: I am going to my aunt's house.
Speaker 2: Where's your aunt lived?
Speaker 5: Dodge Center?
Speaker 1: Okay, so down maybe a couple hundred miles deviled? Are
Speaker 1: you bringing deviled eggs? Or is she making double daggs?
Speaker 5: Good question? I am bringing deviled eggs.
Speaker 2: It's a family. What is your secret with the deviled eggs?
Speaker 1: Mine is mixing a little bit of cream cheese with
Speaker 1: the with the devil part little cream cheese.
Speaker 2: What's yours?
Speaker 4: Mine is just lots of love.
Speaker 3: But.
Speaker 2: But butter is a good one, all right? Amy? What
Speaker 2: song do you want to hear for your sing? A
Speaker 2: long song of the day.
Speaker 5: Control by Missy Elliott.
Speaker 2: Great song.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Drive safe and happy Thanksgiving, Amy, Thank you?
Speaker 1: My dudes, Hey, good morning. What are you thankful for?
Speaker 1: This is a question that people ask around the Thanksgiving table.
Speaker 1: You go around the table and you say what you're
Speaker 1: thankful for to Thanksgiving tradition for a lot of families,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people don't like it.
Speaker 2: Survey found that two out of three of us don't
Speaker 2: want to do it.
Speaker 1: We'd rather do anything than think about what we're grateful for.
Speaker 1: On Thanksgiving you in grateful slot.
Speaker 5: You.
Speaker 2: I think that it's fine.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, there's nothing worse than Thanksgiving table than
Speaker 1: like a quiet family that has nothing to talk about.
Speaker 2: So this is a.
Speaker 1: Little conversation starter. So so vaughede we go around the table.
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you now, we'd say what are you
Speaker 1: thankful for? Okay, I'm thankful. You can't say something boring.
Speaker 1: I'm thankful for my health. I'm thankful for that cancer
Speaker 1: has never visited me. Shush, give me something more exciting
Speaker 1: than that one. But I got some more Thanksgiving things
Speaker 1: for a lot of people are not going to eat
Speaker 1: as much because did you know that twelve percent of
Speaker 1: us are on ozimpic or on some.
Speaker 2: Sort of weight loss problem.
Speaker 1: Twelve percent of Americans are on a weight loss drug.
Speaker 1: Remember a couple of years ago when it was kind
Speaker 1: of taboo to be on ozimpic because it was like
Speaker 1: a diabetic drug.
Speaker 2: But now twelve percent.
Speaker 1: Okay, how many calories do you think we are going
Speaker 1: to eat on average during Thanksgiving dinner? Just the dinner alone?
Speaker 1: How many calories the BoNT will start with you.
Speaker 6: Like a McDonald's meal is a lot of calories. So
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go twelve one hundred.
Speaker 2: Ooh, probably much more than I'm terrible.
Speaker 4: I was only gonna go like seventeen hundred.
Speaker 1: You're forgetting the pie and the ice cream, Jenny, so
Speaker 1: you got to throw that in there.
Speaker 2: Two thousand ninety two calories.
Speaker 5: That's average.
Speaker 1: That's average with the meal's average. A fatty kidding the
Speaker 1: wallet Hub, I guess seriously, wallet hub did this.
Speaker 5: That is, we usually consume roughly, depending on your.
Speaker 1: Body size and health and whatever, you usually consume about
Speaker 1: two thousand calories in a day. That is two thousand
Speaker 1: ninety two in one meal. Gen Zers eat the most.
Speaker 1: They load up their plate with twenty two hundred calories,
Speaker 1: and four percent of us will gorge on over five
Speaker 1: thousand calories at the table this year.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Another one, we usually gain about five pounds over the holidays.
Speaker 1: Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, we usually gain about five pounds.
Speaker 1: That's why people put off their New Year's resolutions sometimes
Speaker 1: till after because it's like, okay, now I can get started,
Speaker 1: but they say, yeah, five pounds is what we're gonna
Speaker 1: put on, so back out stretching pants.
Speaker 3: The conversation about saying what you're thankful for. So my
Speaker 3: family has done that many times before. We'll do it before.
Speaker 3: We we'll all be sitting around the table and we're
Speaker 3: about to eat one. Then we go around and say
Speaker 3: what we're thankful for. As someone who's emotional, I can't
Speaker 3: handle it because everyone gets all sentimental and stuff, and
Speaker 3: then I start crying, and then I'm annoyed.
Speaker 4: I'm crying at Thanksgiving, somebody else crying.
Speaker 5: Everybody eat like it's not a wedding speed. I say,
Speaker 5: don't say.
Speaker 4: That, or if you do make a coveat that, it has.
Speaker 3: To be something funny, because otherwise people are gonna start
Speaker 3: crying because I feel like my family gets real, real.
Speaker 4: Sentimental in the well.
Speaker 1: I guess that's kind of the key. Maybe you don't
Speaker 1: want to get sentimental. I would make mine kind of silly, like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what are you thankful for? I'd look at Susan, I'd say, Dad,
Speaker 1: ask yeah, and they'll get a laugh, get a laugh
Speaker 1: out of all the king.
Speaker 4: You're gonna say that in front of your children.
Speaker 2: No, I'm joking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna say that kids.
Speaker 2: That's dim boobies knockers. We can't say what Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 1: That is you can't make this stuff up on kdewb
Speaker 1: uh we have coming up. We were just curious this
Speaker 1: came up yesterday because vont was stirring the pot as
Speaker 1: I do, and vant was talking about how it's okay
Speaker 1: he wants to normalize using your car horn and and
Speaker 1: we're like, no, in Minnesota, we we the only time
Speaker 1: we use it is if we really are justified, Like
Speaker 1: if somebody almost kills you, you could lay on your
Speaker 1: horn and go hum or. If you're in a red
Speaker 1: light and somebody doesn't see it turned green, you go
Speaker 1: tap tap.
Speaker 2: Vaunt's like, no, use it all the time.
Speaker 5: You pay for the car.
Speaker 6: It's part of the car, and people sometimes need to
Speaker 6: just know, like yo, I gotta drive better.
Speaker 5: It's up to you to let.
Speaker 6: Them know that hon kok that's literally me, I promise you,
Speaker 6: Like I'm not even just trying to make a joke
Speaker 6: for the show.
Speaker 1: That is literally me. That is what I guess in
Speaker 1: New Jersey, that's what people do. I mean, you watch
Speaker 1: a New York movie and what is the background noise
Speaker 1: honking constantly? So here's your question, and this is for
Speaker 1: you while you're listening to the show. What would your
Speaker 1: car horn sound like? If you could pick something other
Speaker 1: than a horn, what would you make it sound like.
Speaker 2: I will go first.
Speaker 1: I would choose, off the top of my head, sleigh bells,
Speaker 1: really loud sleigh bells.
Speaker 2: Here's what my horn would sound like.
Speaker 4: A sleigh ride.
Speaker 2: No sleigh bells.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Ing chin chin jin jin Sorry really loud?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, that's okay.
Speaker 4: I thought I thought sleigh ride was your song. So
Speaker 4: that's what I had ready for you.
Speaker 2: Why what?
Speaker 5: Why slay bells?
Speaker 1: Because it's jovial and it's fun and it's not that serious,
Speaker 1: and it's it's there you go, and if you hear
Speaker 1: this coming up behind, if you were at a stoplight
Speaker 1: and you hear that, that's much better than a honk.
Speaker 6: But that doesn't I feel like a horn is supposed
Speaker 6: to alert you. That doesn't alert me. I feel like, yeah,
Speaker 6: and I'll look at me, Santa is coming, Jenny, What
Speaker 6: did you choose?
Speaker 3: I'm going to go a little bit more aggressive with
Speaker 3: it and throw on some DMX. So like this one,
Speaker 3: it kicks in a little bit. It's kind of nice
Speaker 3: at first, but then it starts to kick in and
Speaker 3: it's like, all right, get out of my way.
Speaker 2: So you've got like a ring tone.
Speaker 1: You guys are looking to this game like a ring
Speaker 1: that's what's doing.
Speaker 3: Originally I thought that I would get some kind of
Speaker 3: remix that's very Midwestern, that would be like, oh plemos
Speaker 3: scoot trap by ya, oh plymouschop by ya. But like
Speaker 3: we don't have that in the system, you know, So
Speaker 3: like I didn't have that option that.
Speaker 6: Makes sense choose and like I said, a horn is
Speaker 6: supposed to be annoying, supposed to let you know, like
Speaker 6: you are being a jack ant on the rod on
Speaker 6: the road.
Speaker 5: So mine is gonna be something that's just as annoying.
Speaker 5: CARDI b that that's my move out the way. You
Speaker 5: hate that sound. Move out of my way, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yes that's a good one.
Speaker 1: All right. What would your car horn sound like? And
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you can make it a ring
Speaker 1: tone if you want to, Like Jenny did, what would
Speaker 1: your car horn sound like? And do you think Vaunt
Speaker 1: should move back to New Jersey? Send it's a text
Speaker 1: to Kate B one five three nine two one. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do the Dave Dave's dirt and get started.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of stuff, including a celebrity who knows
Speaker 1: somebody who lays eggs.
Speaker 2: Have you heard this story? It is the dumbest story.
Speaker 1: It is the dumbest story you will hear on the
Speaker 1: dirt today, and we're gonna tell you about it right
Speaker 1: now on KATIEWB.
Speaker 2: Let's get started.
Speaker 4: Who's making a comeback, who's been canceled?
Speaker 3: And whatever happened to Ashley Parker Angel It's Dave's dirt
Speaker 3: on kat WB.
Speaker 1: Celebrities live in another world all their own. Mariah Carey
Speaker 1: doesn't perceive the world the same way we do. Neither
Speaker 1: does Gwyneth Paltrow. In a currently, neither does Kate Beckonzale.
Speaker 1: She was on with Jimmy Kimmel and she was talking
Speaker 1: about they have a neighbor or no, her daughter's boyfriend
Speaker 1: lays eggs. I'm going to say that again because you
Speaker 1: probably didn't think you heard it right. She claims that
Speaker 1: her daughter's boyfriend lays eggs. Here's Kate Beckonszale on Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 4: He laid two eggs in a week.
Speaker 2: What does that mean? He's laid two eggs in a week.
Speaker 7: Well, he said, I've laid an egg, but it had
Speaker 7: a shell and a yolk.
Speaker 1: Hold on a second, yeah, and the egg came out
Speaker 1: of his body.
Speaker 7: Yes, I mean he went to the bathroom and then
Speaker 7: was very surprised to find that he had laid an egg.
Speaker 7: He was like, it's got a full shell, it's got
Speaker 7: a yolk, and you know it's the size.
Speaker 5: Of a bird.
Speaker 4: Well hed it.
Speaker 7: Yes, he crushed it because he was inside a yolk
Speaker 7: was inside like a hard boiled one too, so kind of.
Speaker 4: Cooked inside him.
Speaker 7: Well, you know, And I said to him, is this
Speaker 7: some kind of attention to saying, oh, are you putting
Speaker 7: eggs up your bottom?
Speaker 2: It's a fair question, right, I think.
Speaker 7: It's quite hard to put an egg up your bush.
Speaker 7: Of the nine guesses out injuring the egg, I.
Speaker 5: Mean, I think that's a scared you can be on.
Speaker 2: America's got talent with it.
Speaker 5: Now, the question is it whether he really laid an egg.
Speaker 1: I don't need to call a doctor and say, hey,
Speaker 1: is it possible for a man to lay an egg
Speaker 1: or even a woman to lay an egg?
Speaker 2: I don't need to do that.
Speaker 1: My question is why would she tell such a stupid story,
Speaker 1: Other than the fact that it God is talking about
Speaker 1: Kate Beckinsale, which we ever talked about since she was
Speaker 1: in Pearl Harbor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was wondering why I started seeing things about
Speaker 3: her yesterday because for a second.
Speaker 4: I was like, who is this again?
Speaker 3: But then I saw that clip of her explaining that
Speaker 3: story and she it does say that she showed a
Speaker 3: picture to Jimmy and is a Gierma or the Yeah,
Speaker 3: And so they actually got to see a picture of
Speaker 3: whatever the so called egg was, but they didn't show
Speaker 3: it to the audience.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, all right, what is going on here?
Speaker 3: She must not have any other good stories that she
Speaker 3: had to fabricate something so crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, make make up a story that you
Speaker 1: saw a UFO, or make up a story that you
Speaker 1: predicted that the you know whatever would happen. But coming
Speaker 1: up with the idea that your daughter's boyfriend laid an egg,
Speaker 1: I mean just the visual of this guy on the
Speaker 1: toilet and he plops an egg out of his butt
Speaker 1: into the toilet and then he like looks at it like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, let's crack it and see. I would
Speaker 1: rush to the doctor. I would I would. I would
Speaker 1: think it's a tumor. I would think that I expelled
Speaker 1: the tumor. I don't know celebrities. This is why you
Speaker 1: should never listen to a celebrity, because they don't live
Speaker 1: in the world that you do.
Speaker 5: Don't we know.
Speaker 6: Somebody that we work closely with every single day that
Speaker 6: swears she saw unicorn?
Speaker 4: Is we know for sure that that person's delusion.
Speaker 2: Although I try to get.
Speaker 1: Her to walk back that story a little bit, I'm like,
Speaker 1: that makes you sound like a moron. She's like that,
Speaker 1: that's not it's true. I'm like, no, it actually makes
Speaker 1: you sound like a more. Well what I said, Well,
Speaker 1: she has a moron, she has more all right?
Speaker 3: James eppnex, I need to give a Hella spoiler alert
Speaker 3: because this just happened last night and it's been one
Speaker 3: of the most talked about seasons with the Stars the Stars.
Speaker 4: Okay, I saw it.
Speaker 1: I got spoiled. I saw it online this morning. I
Speaker 1: got spoiled.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, So they announced the winner of this
Speaker 3: season's Dancing with the Stars, and here it is Robert.
Speaker 2: Fantastic.
Speaker 3: So Robert Irwin and his partner Whitney did take home
Speaker 3: the mirror Ball last night, and coming up in second
Speaker 3: place was Alex Earl Jordan Childs was third, Dylan Ephron
Speaker 3: is fourth, and then Elaine Hendrix took fifth, And I
Speaker 3: think people weren't necessarily surprised that Robert Irwin won. I
Speaker 3: think the surprise was like last week when this girl Whitney,
Speaker 3: who's on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives got kicked
Speaker 3: off because she apparently had been doing really good all season,
Speaker 3: but a lot of people don't like her because of
Speaker 3: who she is on that reality show, so I think
Speaker 3: there was a lot of like hate to not let
Speaker 3: her win. So anyways, there's your winner of Dancing with
Speaker 3: the Stars for this season.
Speaker 2: It'super exciting.
Speaker 6: They're bringing back a big show from I don't know
Speaker 6: what the nineties, Dave Star Search is coming back.
Speaker 1: It was in the eighties and nineties and there was
Speaker 1: a band from here that was on there, and basically
Speaker 1: it was it was very much like America's Got Talent?
Speaker 2: Is that? No? Is that what that show is called?
Speaker 1: Simon And yeah, America Got Talent, Yeah, America Got Town.
Speaker 2: Very much like that.
Speaker 1: You would come out and you would then get they
Speaker 1: would find a star and they would send you off
Speaker 1: to be somebody. And there was somebody from Minnesota that
Speaker 1: got pretty big on there, but this was I mean,
Speaker 1: that show was a long time ago.
Speaker 2: But they're bringing it back.
Speaker 5: Yes they are. Jenny, you have a little clip for me,
Speaker 5: oh little trailer from Netflix.
Speaker 3: I do. Here we go, the show that launched the
Speaker 3: Greatest Stars of Our Time is back.
Speaker 5: Live only on Netflix. The brand new Star Search, the
Speaker 5: next great Star will be discovered.
Speaker 1: I think our Sini Hall might have been discovered on there.
Speaker 1: I know a bunch of people here.
Speaker 5: I have a list. Okay, two seconds, but my opinion right,
Speaker 5: two things.
Speaker 6: I think this is cool because, yeah, Britney Spears, Beyonce,
Speaker 6: Kevin James, Conan, O'Brien, Dave Chappelle, Martin Lawrence Usher.
Speaker 5: There is a plethora of people that we love today.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was that vast. Really, that's amazing.
Speaker 6: But you know how easy it is to get popular,
Speaker 6: like to get famous in twenty twenty five because of
Speaker 6: social media.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, that's the thing. Yeah, back then, there
Speaker 1: was no such thing as you know, social media. So
Speaker 1: it was like, you got on TV, You're already famous
Speaker 1: just because you got on TV, and that was probably
Speaker 1: one of your very few avenues to get famous now
Speaker 1: you don't need star search. It's kind of like the
Speaker 1: Voice and American Idol don't produce stars anymore because there
Speaker 1: are so many other avenues to get to success without
Speaker 1: being on American Idol.
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, even your analogy of America's got talent,
Speaker 6: name one person that you know that one America's got talent.
Speaker 5: You don't know any of them? Not one.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: Oh no, really don't know. It's true. All right.
Speaker 1: Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is tomorrow. There's a couple of
Speaker 1: new floats and one of the bands that's going to
Speaker 1: be playing is Foreigner is going to be in the
Speaker 1: Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. We had a little clip of
Speaker 1: Foreigner just a reason refresh your memory, and they the
Speaker 1: interesting thing about Foreigner is clip number three.
Speaker 2: But they are performing.
Speaker 4: That's it. I'm sorry, my mouse.
Speaker 2: Okay, there it is.
Speaker 3: You is cold.
Speaker 1: Now if you remember the original that's that's not the
Speaker 1: original singer. I have one piece of news. There is
Speaker 1: not a single member of the original band Foreigner left
Speaker 1: in the band that's performing tomorrow. They bought the name.
Speaker 1: It's like somebody's kid or cousin or whatever. I mean
Speaker 1: they still play Foreigner's music, but is not a single
Speaker 1: member of the band Foreigner in the parade.
Speaker 4: That's so weird.
Speaker 1: You careful when you go to your local Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think so when you go to your like your local
Speaker 1: venue to see like, you know, whatever band from I
Speaker 1: don't know. If you're gonna go see Foreigner, you're gonna
Speaker 1: go see Journey, You're gonna go see Toto. Look at
Speaker 1: the web and see whether there's any original members of
Speaker 1: that band in the band, because sometimes there's not.
Speaker 2: Sometimes there's just one. They did Jenny, what do you got?
Speaker 4: So apparently I've never heard out of this.
Speaker 3: Today in Wisconsin terms, is called blackout Wednesday because everyone
Speaker 3: goes to the bars the night before Thanksgiving and they
Speaker 3: get way too intoxicated.
Speaker 4: Well apparently it's also called.
Speaker 3: Green Wednesday in states like California because it's the highest
Speaker 3: sales of marijuana outside of four twenty on the Wednesday
Speaker 3: before Thanksgiving. So apparently four out of five states allow
Speaker 3: for medical or legal marijuana. But millennials and Gen z
Speaker 3: are drinking less because they're partaking in like edibles and
Speaker 3: pre rolls and all that stuff. But yeah, people are
Speaker 3: out there buying lots of weed today and not doing
Speaker 3: as much drinking as they used to.
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