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Speaker 1: because they got the good gossip. What is Ashley Nixon

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Speaker 1: Katie Summer's talking about. Well, they're not gossiping right now,

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Speaker 1: they're talking about words they can't spell. Oh and Katie

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Speaker 1: is the day of games. I'm just having fun with games.

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Speaker 1: Today is a day where we do a little spelling competition.

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Speaker 1: Oh Lordie, okay, because Katie, you said that you can't

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Speaker 1: spell what word?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I was saying words you say instead of swearing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Let me redo, let me redo that. Hold on, let

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Speaker 1: me if I do this, can I play the ending

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Speaker 1: of that song? Little Miles Smith sorry, What did you

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Speaker 1: say again?

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Speaker 2: When you can't curse? What do you say instead? Do

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Speaker 2: you have a word so.

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Speaker 1: Much better than what I was about to do? Let

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Speaker 1: me play. Let's just pretend this didn't happen. Okay, the

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Speaker 1: other shows just record their shows. We could do that,

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Speaker 1: but we choose to do it live, so we mess

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Speaker 1: up a lot like this. All right, ready and go, dude, Hey,

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Speaker 1: and four nine ninety three ninety three alternative swear words.

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Speaker 1: You can't swear on the show. You can't do that.

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Speaker 1: The government will come after us, and then they fine

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Speaker 1: I heart like hundreds of thousands of dollars, and then

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Speaker 1: they make Jed and I work it off by doing

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Speaker 1: I'm tired of cleaning microphones. What are your alternative alternative

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Speaker 1: I'm stepping on what you guys are talking about. To

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Speaker 1: take it away?

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Speaker 2: Well, I say, biscuits.

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Speaker 1: That's going to be a drop, Katie. We're gonna on

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Speaker 1: the show now. Biscuits. Thank you for saying what is

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Speaker 1: your alternative?

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Speaker 2: Well, I actually said that I don't have any because

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Speaker 2: I just swear and if I almost accidentally, I try

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 1: You did almost say the APP word a couple of

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Speaker 2: I did not low k you just wanted to alternative.

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Speaker 1: Swear words can be fun. They can be sometimes you

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Speaker 1: hit them with something that makes them sweat a little bit,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like shittaki mushrooms. Who did

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Speaker 4: any Instead of saying the S word, I just say poopy?

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Speaker 4: Oh that's so poopy. And it's but it's kind of

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Speaker 4: that's poopy. What is the poopy? What is the best

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Speaker 1: Though? Like, what is the F word? Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Hands down? I love topier that.

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Speaker 1: I love a whole budget fiddlestick, No it's an alternative

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Speaker 2: I don't know, it doesn't exist. What's the best YEA

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Speaker 3: And someone's being an a whole at work and I

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Speaker 3: I'm like, they're kind of being spicy today, Like they're

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Speaker 3: That's not how I say it, though. I'm just like,

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Speaker 3: they're being really spicy today, and everyone's.

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Speaker 2: Like, oh God, help the lad to help you continue

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Speaker 2: to take notes.

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Speaker 1: Love you, Julia, Michelle, let's take some notes on good

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Speaker 1: alternative swear words.

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Speaker 5: Go ahead, good morning, I've got most frequently I say

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Speaker 5: crap on crackers. I don't know why I like that.

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Speaker 6: And if you are trying to.

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Speaker 5: First at someone by the most creative one I've ever

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Speaker 5: heard is calling someboding a yeasty cod piece.

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Speaker 6: Oh what a yeasty cod piece?

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Speaker 1: You yeasty cod piece.

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Speaker 2: That's too close. I can't do that one.

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Speaker 6: It's so visceral.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, fudge nuggets. No, that's not that good. Che

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Speaker 1: rice cheese and rice cheese and rice is good cheese

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Speaker 1: and rice. Thank you, Michelle, Uh dory, you you got

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Speaker 6: What the French toast?

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Speaker 2: The French toast.

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Speaker 1: Liquor? What commercial was that from? Maybe Nicole?

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Speaker 6: Hey, go ahead. I like to say shut the front door.

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Speaker 5: People think I'm going to say something else, Really the

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Speaker 1: What would be because you really want to get dangerous

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Speaker 1: hit him with If you can hit him with two

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Speaker 1: letters before you get into it, like instead of the

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Speaker 1: S word, if you can do like any word that

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Speaker 1: up with something else. What words is F you.

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Speaker 2: F you?

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Speaker 1: Ah? No, I know then that's why ships you works

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Speaker 1: for the S word. But like, you know, you get

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Speaker 1: be fancy if you could get like another word that

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Speaker 1: starts with F.

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Speaker 2: You insanu that you're going to say it, but you're not.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what happens. I like that one. I

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Speaker 1: like that, Tory, do not say g D Okay, do

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Speaker 1: not say the g D, which is strange. You know,

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Speaker 1: you can say god, you can say damn. You can't

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Speaker 1: say it together. You can't put them together. I don't

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Speaker 1: know why that's the case. What Tory, go ahead?

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Speaker 5: I usually instead of saying that, I say dodge ram it.

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Speaker 2: I like that that I'm writing now, dodge ram it

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Speaker 2: all right, Tory, this is good.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm getting word right now that we've got a

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Speaker 6: Yes, yummy, yi, yeah, yumy.

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Speaker 1: Give me a good alternative swear word.

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Speaker 5: I say, some of a nutcracker, some of a nutcracker,

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Speaker 5: none of a nutcracker?

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Speaker 1: Would you do that all twelve months of the years

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Speaker 1: that specifically around like December watching.

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Speaker 6: Help, I say the whole year twelve months?

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Speaker 1: Al right? Good. Then I'm writing it down and I'm

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Speaker 1: putting my rolodex of alternative swear words. That's what we're

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Speaker 1: talking about because of Katie. Your favorite one is biscuit,

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Speaker 1: biscuit a biscuit. Car, Yes, I like that.

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Speaker 6: First time call.

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Speaker 1: All right, Car? From what I hear, You've got a list,

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Speaker 1: so give it to me.

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Speaker 2: Okay, beautiful?

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Speaker 3: Is it?

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Speaker 6: I like you?

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Speaker 5: I say Jimminy cricket love Okay, okay.

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Speaker 6: I say Lemony snickets, and I say Josh Kristin Anderson.

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Speaker 2: Those are all good.

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Speaker 1: Oh Car, We're going back to back on fantastic first

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Speaker 1: time callers. Let's roll through these as fast as possible

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Speaker 1: and we'll end it. Kelly, alternative swear word, go ahead, okay.

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Speaker 4: Instead of the A or the B word.

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Speaker 5: My dad always told me to say, you're a real gem.

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Speaker 1: You're a real gem. Little sarcasm on it, Kelly, I

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Speaker 1: love it, John, go ahead.

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Speaker 7: The Orbit Dum commercial from like twenty fifteen is where

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Speaker 7: I think Ashley was remembering that you can get alternative

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Speaker 7: cusswords from there's a.

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Speaker 1: Bunch of them. Did they I never see orbit gun

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Speaker 1: and I don't see the commerci anymore. All right, they don't.

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Speaker 7: They don't do commercials no more. But that is where

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Speaker 7: the original like alternative cust works came from.

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Speaker 1: The more you know, I like that, John, thank you,

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Speaker 1: last one, Aaron, go ahead, alternative swear words, ending with

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Speaker 1: what the fork? Fantastic? What the fork?

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Speaker 5: Dodge?

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Speaker 2: Ranmy dodge ramming, my favorite one. I'm gonna say that

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