Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday,
Speaker 2: we'll do a little fraud talk. Maybe I've had a
Speaker 2: little bit of a change of heart on Maria Salazar
Speaker 2: in the past twenty minutes. I'll explain in a moment.
Speaker 2: We'll do some emails, the cost of doritos, all that
Speaker 2: and so much more coming in the final hour of
Speaker 2: the Jesse Kelly Show. I should probably start out with
Speaker 2: the Maria Salazar thing. Fred my dog. Let me explain.
Speaker 2: Fred is by a mile the sweetest dog I have
Speaker 2: ever had in my entire life. All he wants is
Speaker 2: affection all the time. He will come up and throw
Speaker 2: his big fluffy meat head head on you, and just
Speaker 2: all he wants is affection. That's it, That's all he wants.
Speaker 2: Bob loves him, Boys love him. I love him too.
Speaker 2: But Fred is unbelievably stupid. He's a golden doodle. By
Speaker 2: the way, it's my dog. He's a golden doodle. And
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that to be mean. I know I'm
Speaker 2: a mean person, but I've had airdalees and black labs
Speaker 2: and yellow labs, and I've had all kinds of dogs
Speaker 2: in my whole life, of various various degrees of intelligence,
Speaker 2: I have never in my life had a dog this dumb.
Speaker 2: He can't see, you can't hear. He can't even smell.
Speaker 2: If you drop a piece of food on the ground
Speaker 2: and he didn't actually watch it land, you will have
Speaker 2: to call him over and bend down and point to
Speaker 2: the food on the ground. This is a dog, unbelievably dumb.
Speaker 2: It took me a while having a dog like this
Speaker 2: to stop getting free frustrated. It is inability to learn things,
Speaker 2: locate things. The pool. My mom had a pool. She
Speaker 2: doesn't anymore, but my mom had a pool. Fred is
Speaker 2: part Golden Retriever, part poodle. That's hence the name Golden Doodle. Well,
Speaker 2: Golden Retrievers are incredible water dogs. Poodles are incredible water dogs. Seawater.
Speaker 2: They want to get in water, they want to swim. Yeah, Chris,
Speaker 2: Poodles aren't the fluffy, stupid things that women carve them into.
Speaker 2: They're good, supposed to be good hunting dogs, water dogs,
Speaker 2: things like that anyway, So you would think Fred would
Speaker 2: love the water. He's mortally afraid of the water. If
Speaker 2: he even gets his paws a little bit wet. He'll
Speaker 2: be tiptoeing as if he's in a minefield and desperate
Speaker 2: to get out of the water. To this, He's six
Speaker 2: years old. He's never lifted his leg to pee. He
Speaker 2: never figured that out. I know, Chris, I just I
Speaker 2: don't know what to say now. Is Fred a bad dog? No,
Speaker 2: he's just dumb. It's not his fault, it's how God
Speaker 2: made him. He's an idiot. I wouldn't change him. He's
Speaker 2: our idiot, but he's an idiot. I have previously savaged
Speaker 2: Maria Salazar for being a treasonous, dirty snake with her
Speaker 2: endless pushing for amnesty in the country. But I think
Speaker 2: I've had a change of heart over the last ten
Speaker 2: twenty minutes. I just I want to, I want to.
Speaker 2: I want to play this for you again. This was
Speaker 2: at the beginning of Russia Ukraine. Remember a no fly
Speaker 2: zone means you actually shoot down enemy plane. American jets
Speaker 2: shooting down Russian jets would almost undoubtedly bring about nuclear war,
Speaker 2: nuclear holocaust. Maria Salazar, involved in the voting on all
Speaker 2: this stuff, was stopped on the street and asked about
Speaker 2: the whole thing, and here's how that works.
Speaker 3: And he supported no flies one in Ukraine.
Speaker 4: I support everything that has to do with punishing bladymer
Speaker 4: Putin and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia.
Speaker 6: I don't know what it will mean, but you know
Speaker 6: freedom is not.
Speaker 3: Free, so you don't know what a no fly zone
Speaker 3: will mean if you have to shoot down Russian planes.
Speaker 5: I mean, of course, so conventional war with Russia.
Speaker 6: Listen, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's Fred. I've been angry with Maria Salazar because she
Speaker 2: doesn't she won't get in the water, she can't smell food,
Speaker 2: she doesn't know how to lift her life. I'm angry
Speaker 2: with Maria Salazar because it doesn't appear like she can
Speaker 2: do or is doing the things that a human being
Speaker 2: should be able to do. But the truth is, Maria
Speaker 2: Salazar is just dumb. She's a moron. I've been mad
Speaker 2: about the things in the amnesty bill. Do you think
Speaker 2: Maria Salazar read the Amnesty Bill? Do you think Maria
Speaker 2: Salazar can even read anything? No, I'm genuinely Chris, I'm
Speaker 2: not being mean, You're telling Listen again, do you think
Speaker 2: do you think this person can read? I'm really asking,
Speaker 2: and do.
Speaker 3: You support a no flies one in Ukraine.
Speaker 4: I support everything that has to do with punishing blady
Speaker 4: putting and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia.
Speaker 6: I don't know what it will mean, but you know
Speaker 6: freedom is not.
Speaker 3: Free, so you don't oh what a no flies one
Speaker 3: will mean if you have to shoot down Russian planes.
Speaker 3: I mean, of course, so conventional war with Russia.
Speaker 6: Listen, thank you.
Speaker 2: That moron doesn't know anything about anything. She does what
Speaker 2: she's told to do. She says what she's told to say.
Speaker 2: She didn't write the bill, she didn't read the bill.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know how to read. I've been getting angry
Speaker 2: with Fred because he can't fetch a ball in the pond.
Speaker 2: But Fred is not able to do it because Fred
Speaker 2: is special needs, and so is Maria Salazar. I am
Speaker 2: gonna reserve most of my hatred moving forward to GOP
Speaker 2: reps like Mike Lawler and the other dirty trees in
Speaker 2: his snakes who are trying to get amnesty through They
Speaker 2: can join the likes of Ensagram and John Curtis and
Speaker 2: the others who've tried to do this to us in
Speaker 2: the past.
Speaker 7: I'm the only candidate advocateating a comprehensive approach that includes
Speaker 7: a long, hard earned pathway to citizenship. There's some people
Speaker 7: saying we need to limit legal immigration. To me, they're
Speaker 7: just looking at a different world than I am. We'll
Speaker 7: be down to two workers for every retiree in the
Speaker 7: next twenty years. We're going to need more legal immigration.
Speaker 3: Do you think that whatever you're working on will have
Speaker 3: to include a path to citizenship for Dreamers?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: I've been pretty outspoken on that for this is James
Speaker 2: Lankfort Oklahoma or even.
Speaker 8: The last September, Senator Tillis and I both put out
Speaker 8: a proposal to get.
Speaker 9: Citizenship for those individuals that are.
Speaker 2: In the doctor program or re eligible for the doctor program.
Speaker 9: Doctor recipients must have a permanent John Cornyn Texas legislative solution.
Speaker 9: They deserve nothing less. We need to take action and
Speaker 9: pass legislation that will unequivocally allow these young men and
Speaker 9: women to stay in the only home, in the only
Speaker 9: country they've known. In the past, I've supported a number
Speaker 9: of bills that would have allowed these individuals to remain
Speaker 9: in the United States without a fear, without fear of
Speaker 9: a court.
Speaker 1: Decision hanging in the balance.
Speaker 9: But each time partisan disagreements have premitted us from turning
Speaker 9: anything into law.
Speaker 2: Mat am President.
Speaker 9: When it comes to immigration laws, Congress on a bipartisan
Speaker 9: basis never fails to fail.
Speaker 10: Do we need then, to anyone who's here illegal?
Speaker 2: This is John Curtis being interviewed John Curtis, of.
Speaker 10: You believe that hasn't committed a crime? Senator Curtis, should
Speaker 10: there be a path the citizenship? Is that what compassion
Speaker 10: means to you? Or should these people not be allowed
Speaker 10: to stay?
Speaker 1: Well, then let me ask you a question.
Speaker 11: Is there any law, any rule broken in our country
Speaker 11: where we don't have a consequence defined? So why don't
Speaker 11: we have a consequence defined when it comes to coming
Speaker 11: into this country without documentation?
Speaker 1: We continue to allow these people.
Speaker 2: By the way, we have all kinds of consequences clearly defined,
Speaker 2: all kinds of legal codes, the punishments, everything else. He's
Speaker 2: pretending to be stupid, unlike Maria Salazar. He's pretending to
Speaker 2: be stupid as he tries to ram through amnesty from
Speaker 2: his red stady here.
Speaker 1: But we haven't defined what their consequence.
Speaker 10: Is, so that that's in an action from from policy makers.
Speaker 1: Absolutely all right? So what what would you say we
Speaker 1: need to do that?
Speaker 2: What? What? What's your answer to that?
Speaker 11: I guess it's like, so, first of all, you have
Speaker 11: to define amnesty. But any other crime that's committed here
Speaker 11: in our country, we define what, we define what the punishment.
Speaker 1: Is, and we've we've failed to do that in this case.
Speaker 2: Pretending to be dumb trying to pass amnesty. What a
Speaker 2: bunch of dirty traders. Some are too dumb, but they're
Speaker 2: all just dirty freaking traders. The Jesse Kelly Show on
Speaker 2: a wonderful Wednesday. I can email us Jesse at Jesse
Speaker 2: kellyshow dot com. So this is from the Daily Caller
Speaker 2: Reagan Rais. She does great work, but the Daily Caller
Speaker 2: and the headline is Vance Task Force uncovers six billion
Speaker 2: dollars in suspected fraud from government contracts. Okay, you got that.
Speaker 2: So I think if you read into it a little bit,
Speaker 2: you can find out how this how this works a lot.
Speaker 2: It's about avoiding legal accountability. Stay with me. There were
Speaker 2: eight hundred and ninety five contracts given to three hundred
Speaker 2: and ninety two businesses for a total of six point
Speaker 2: three billion dollars. The officials explained, with three billion dollars
Speaker 2: still left to be rewarded. Right. Now, here's the here's
Speaker 2: the part that matters. The businesses will have thirty days
Speaker 2: to prove to the task force that they have a
Speaker 2: physical address and are legitimate. Now, I'm going to stop there.
Speaker 2: If you want to read the rest of the story,
Speaker 2: you can with me. Now, how does this work? Well,
Speaker 2: here's how it works. Criminals don't want to get caught
Speaker 2: for their crimes. I know that's breaking news, but criminals
Speaker 2: do not want to get caught for their crimes. Gang bangers, don't, thieves, murderers,
Speaker 2: the mafia, and government criminals work the exact same way.
Speaker 2: They don't want to get caught for their crimes. So
Speaker 2: they're always angling trying to figure out, how do I
Speaker 2: commit this crime without getting caught? How can I avoid
Speaker 2: any legal culpability here? And here's how Democrats in government
Speaker 2: do this. And they do it with oftentimes the foreigners
Speaker 2: they bring in, but also American born criminals as well.
Speaker 2: Let's say I'm a Democrat. God forbid. But let's say
Speaker 2: I'm a Democrat and I get I write into a bill,
Speaker 2: or a lobbyist writes into a bill that my state, California,
Speaker 2: my stake gets twenty billion dollars federal money, tax payer money,
Speaker 2: twenty billion dollars to do something like they always loved
Speaker 2: us combat homelessness. They love that one. We're gonna tell
Speaker 2: you get those homeless people off the street. Okay, good.
Speaker 2: I I am the one who gets to control where
Speaker 2: that twenty billion dollars goes. Now, the normal person, someone like.
Speaker 12: You, you probably think, Okay, you can't just hand it
Speaker 12: out to anyone, though, right, it has to be some
Speaker 12: sort of established, proven homeless group that has, you know,
Speaker 12: all their documentation is out there, all the all the
Speaker 12: all the teas have been crossed and eyes have been.
Speaker 2: Dotted, and surely, surely there's a process to where you're
Speaker 2: not just handing this out to anyone who says there's
Speaker 2: a homeless group. Oh, but that's where you're mistaken, because
Speaker 2: I know this foreigner named Chris, Chris last month, not
Speaker 2: even last year. Last month, Chris, he started a nonprofit,
Speaker 2: Homeless Rus. This his nonprofit. Chris and I we went
Speaker 2: to dinner Red Lobster, and at this dinner we had
Speaker 2: a little talk and the talk went something like this, Hey, Chris,
Speaker 2: glad you started that nonprofit. I've got twenty billion dollars
Speaker 2: to combat homelessness. You've got a nonprofit dedicated to fighting homelessness.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get you a billion dollars now, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be running for reelection next year. I've got a super pack.
Speaker 2: Would really love to be able to count on your support.
Speaker 2: So how does that sound to you? And Chris says Jesse,
Speaker 2: that sounds great. Past the cheddarbait biscuits. You see, Democrats
Speaker 2: remove the verification process. That's how they enable all the fraud.
Speaker 2: That's how they get away with all the fraud. I
Speaker 2: want I'll read it to you again. The businesses will
Speaker 2: have thirty days to prove to the task force that
Speaker 2: they have a physical address in our legitimate There are
Speaker 2: all kinds of people. We have great street reporters out there,
Speaker 2: and there absolutely great ones. Nick Sureley, Savannah Hernandez. There
Speaker 2: are so many of these reporters and what they're doing
Speaker 2: it sounds so basic and simple, but it is so revealing.
Speaker 2: They'll find a company that's you know, homeless r us well,
Speaker 2: that company a nonprofit whatever it is, it will obviously
Speaker 2: have to have a has to be registered, and they're
Speaker 2: simply going to the address and there's never anyone there.
Speaker 2: It's just a random office in any one of the
Speaker 2: endless office buildings you see. Maybe there'll be a desk,
Speaker 2: maybe some lackey Chris Hired is sitting there answering the phones.
Speaker 2: But they're certainly not working with the homeless. In order
Speaker 2: to enable this amount of fraud, Democrats remove the verification process.
Speaker 2: I've read you story after story after story of that's
Speaker 2: how the Biden administration worked. As they stole your money
Speaker 2: and handed it out by the billion, billions and billions
Speaker 2: of dollars, they ensured that none of this stuff had
Speaker 2: to be verified. Oh your business is legit, right, all right,
Speaker 2: I can trust you have another billion of tax payer
Speaker 2: your money. You are being looted. Today is the Jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly Show on a Wednesday. So, speaking of all that fraud,
Speaker 2: all that theft, the looting, where do you think, guys
Speaker 2: like Zorn, Ma'm donnie, where do you think they're going
Speaker 2: to send all this money?
Speaker 13: The inequities in this city, the racial inequities are stark.
Speaker 13: We are talking about findings that have shown that the
Speaker 13: wealth of a median white household in the city is
Speaker 13: more than two hundred thousand dollars, while that of a
Speaker 13: black household is less than twenty thousand dollars. This is
Speaker 13: not an indictment of any one New Yorker. It is
Speaker 13: an indictment, however, of policies and politics that have persisted
Speaker 13: for far too long. Our commitment now is to act
Speaker 13: upon these findings, to do so in concert with New
Speaker 13: Yorker's comments, as we've now opened a public comment period
Speaker 13: for the next thirty days to ensure that we have.
Speaker 2: Do you think Zorn, ma'am Donnie is going to steal
Speaker 2: all that money from evil whitey and go up to
Speaker 2: Harlem and start handing out cash to black people. People
Speaker 2: in black neighborhoods know better. Every black person listening to
Speaker 2: the sound of my voice knows better, or at least
Speaker 2: should know better. Oh, don't get me wrong. He's going
Speaker 2: to steal the money. I promise you, he's going to
Speaker 2: steal the money. We'll call it taxes. He's going to
Speaker 2: steal the money, and then he's going to hand it
Speaker 2: out to his friends. That's what they do. In the end.
Speaker 2: They're all just thieves. That's why there is such a
Speaker 2: shocking level of fraud in every area of Democrat control.
Speaker 2: In this country. There's just no love of country. You
Speaker 2: get power to make yourself rich and stay in power,
Speaker 2: and you find every criminal you can and you work
Speaker 2: hand in hand with them to make sure they can
Speaker 2: steal and you can steel. And it works well for everybody, except,
Speaker 2: of course, the society you're currently destroyed. They're all just thieves. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 2: as a mid thirties man whose views were shaped by Rush,
Speaker 2: you're the biggest defender of freedom, insanity. We have to
Speaker 2: rely on keep fighting the good fight and carrying his
Speaker 2: torch and be interested to hear what Rush had to
Speaker 2: say about this bonkers insanities to today, this guy says accountability,
Speaker 2: How about the auto pen? Brother, You're never going to
Speaker 2: get accountability for the auto pen would have happened by now.
Speaker 2: That's wrong. I hate that. But there are some things
Speaker 2: if I can say something you may not like, you
Speaker 2: may not like to hear, But there are some things
Speaker 2: that if they happen, they are They are things you
Speaker 2: shouldn't have to have a law for. And this is
Speaker 2: what I mean. Democrats selected Joe Biden to be president
Speaker 2: knowing he wasn't a functional adult. This was apparent to
Speaker 2: anybody who paid attention at all. Then he got elected
Speaker 2: president and he's not a functional adult. He's not I
Speaker 2: don't know what's going on, senile Alzheimer's dementia. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to diagnose the guy. I have no idea,
Speaker 2: but he's no longer a functional adult. But he's the
Speaker 2: president of the United States of America. Now. In a
Speaker 2: normal country, if any political party had their guy get
Speaker 2: elected and that was the situation, they would sit down
Speaker 2: in the interests of the country and say, all right,
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to sit him down. We're gonna have
Speaker 2: to get rid of him and replace him with someone
Speaker 2: else because we can't work like this. He won't be
Speaker 2: able to do the job of the president.
Speaker 1: He can't.
Speaker 2: He can't run the country. We have to replace him.
Speaker 2: But Democrats are so demonic and evil they saw it
Speaker 2: instead as a tremendous opportunity. Joe Biden would just sign
Speaker 2: whatever they put in front of him. He would give
Speaker 2: whatever speech someone or wrote wrote for him. He would
Speaker 2: do the best he could to read it. He failed
Speaker 2: at that too, but he would say he was essentially
Speaker 2: their robot. He would say whatever they told him to say.
Speaker 2: He would sign whatever they told him to sign, and
Speaker 2: for them, this was not a bad situation. This was
Speaker 2: a dream scenario. The communists, who would normally be held
Speaker 2: in check by their party's political leader because they were
Speaker 2: going to go too far and make him unpopular, they
Speaker 2: instead could do whatever they wanted when he was president.
Speaker 2: I always made the comparison it's like handing your sixteen
Speaker 2: year old son who just got his license, the keys
Speaker 2: to your corvette that goes one hundred and eighty miles
Speaker 2: an hour. That's what it was like, handing the presidency
Speaker 2: over to communists like Anita Done, to do with whatever
Speaker 2: whatever she wanted, and you want there to be accountability
Speaker 2: for that. But the truth is you shouldn't have Anita done.
Speaker 2: She shouldn't exist in your country. And if you did,
Speaker 2: let's assume you're always going to have some scummy communists
Speaker 2: out there. They're never going to be allowed anywhere close
Speaker 2: to power. You're not going to allow your sixteen year
Speaker 2: old to get out on the highway and your corvette.
Speaker 2: That they're not. But once the Democrat Party has devolved
Speaker 2: into what it's devolved into, laws can't fix it. They
Speaker 2: can't fix it. We want laws, We want law to
Speaker 2: fix how depraved the communists are. But all these laws,
Speaker 2: all this legal accountability we're calling out for, all it
Speaker 2: does is by us time. In order to truly save
Speaker 2: the country, as I've said again and again and again,
Speaker 2: we have to have a Democrat Party that is completely reformed.
Speaker 2: It has to change. I'm not calling for the elimination
Speaker 2: of the Democrat Party. I'm not, but we cannot continue
Speaker 2: for another one hundred years as a country. We're celebrating
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty this year. Three hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: is impossible if the Democrat Party remains as it is.
Speaker 2: It just is. You can't have one of the two
Speaker 2: political parties this dedicated to burning the country down. We
Speaker 2: have to fix the Democrat Party and you can't do that.
Speaker 2: So the best we can do is keep them as
Speaker 2: far from power as you possibly can. Now that means
Speaker 2: we are going to have to do a superhuman effort.
Speaker 2: By the way, in November, it's probably inevitable we're going
Speaker 2: to lose some seats, but we need to avoid historic losses. Here.
Speaker 14: Look at this, we're talking about exceeding Kamala Harris, the
Speaker 14: Liberal candidate, did by twenty one points.
Speaker 5: Twenty one points and this.
Speaker 2: Is part of a pattern.
Speaker 14: Right in Virginia governor, we saw the Democrat there exceeding
Speaker 14: Kamala Harris by ten New Jersey governor by eight.
Speaker 1: And this is even better, even.
Speaker 14: Better than Democrats had back in the twenty seventeen twenty
Speaker 14: eighteen cycles, where they were exceeding Hillary Clinton's baseline but
Speaker 14: by twelve four and less than a point.
Speaker 5: So this time.
Speaker 14: Around, oh my goodness, gracious, holy cow, holy smokes, holy Toledo.
Speaker 14: And of course, remember Democrats took the House in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 14: And I will note that Wisconsin Supreme Court performance last
Speaker 14: night by Chris Taylor was the best for a liberal
Speaker 14: candidate in an open seat and at least at least
Speaker 14: thirty years.
Speaker 2: Now. You can say that's the gopis fault, or that's
Speaker 2: Trump's fault or whatever, and all that stuff is totally fine.
Speaker 2: I get all that. We cannot hand the country back
Speaker 2: to these people. You, you and I. We do not
Speaker 2: have the power to avoid the midterm losses, to avoid
Speaker 2: all midterm losses, I'll put it that way. But there's
Speaker 2: a difference between losing twenty seats and losing fifty seats.
Speaker 2: There is there is a difference. We are going to
Speaker 2: have to find it within ourselves to dig in and
Speaker 2: work really hard in this selection to drag Norman Norma
Speaker 2: back to the polls. And they may not be motivated,
Speaker 2: they may not care. We can't have these people taking
Speaker 2: over and.
Speaker 15: This action, this illegal, aggressive action, is being fueled by
Speaker 15: the money.
Speaker 1: So let's take the money back.
Speaker 15: Let's I'm mass dumb. Let's make sure they respect sensitive locations.
Speaker 15: Let's make Surelotte I don't engage in deadly force. Let's
Speaker 15: make sure that they are dismantled. Let's get rid of
Speaker 15: Ice America.
Speaker 2: Let's get rid of it. We are gonna have to
Speaker 2: put on our big boy pants and do some work.
Speaker 2: This November is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of
Speaker 2: The Jesse Kelly Show. But who will come back tomorrow
Speaker 2: and do it again? You can email us Jesse at
Speaker 2: Jesse kellyshow dot com. And again, I've been too hard
Speaker 2: on Maria Salazar, she can't read.
Speaker 3: And do you supported no flies one in Ukraine?
Speaker 4: I support everything that has to do with punishing bladymer
Speaker 4: putting and helping the Ukrainians.
Speaker 5: Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare with Russia?
Speaker 6: I don't know what it will mean. But you know
Speaker 6: freedom is not.
Speaker 3: Free, so you don't know what a no fly zone
Speaker 3: will mean. You have to shoot down Russian planes. I mean,
Speaker 3: of course, so conventional war with Russia.
Speaker 6: Listen, thank you.
Speaker 2: Fred doesn't know how to pee and lift his leg.
Speaker 2: It's not Fred's fault. He's too dumb. There's a difference
Speaker 2: between dumb and evil. Apparently it was dumb with Dorito's
Speaker 2: to charge seven dollars a bag. I guess sales went down.
Speaker 2: I don't even know why I brought that up. I
Speaker 2: just every time I hear Doritos and the news makes
Speaker 2: me hungry. Think about it. It's the what Chris? Can
Speaker 2: you people eat Dorito's? Is any problem with that? What's
Speaker 2: your favorite kind? Chris? Is it the cool ranch? Or
Speaker 2: is it what classic? I'm not gonna kill you for
Speaker 2: that classic. Have you done the thing I discussed with
Speaker 2: you before? Are you gonna do that this weekend or
Speaker 2: something like that? You need to try crumbling up the
Speaker 2: chips and putting them in there and warming it up.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, man, it's gonna look like death. And
Speaker 2: your wife is gonna say, oh my gosh, are you
Speaker 2: eating that? That's what Obb says every time. What what
Speaker 2: can you mix it with? Bean dip? You know, I'm
Speaker 2: traditionally not a big bean dip guy, but that free
Speaker 2: do lay hot bean dip one time. So one time
Speaker 2: I was was I in the Marines. I wasn't the Marines.
Speaker 2: I was stuck in my room. I had I think
Speaker 2: I had sprained my anchor or something like that. I
Speaker 2: don't forget what. I forget what it was, not a
Speaker 2: sprain egg, I don't know. I was stuck in my
Speaker 2: room for the weekend and my friends all got to
Speaker 2: go out. And when and when I'm depressed, when i'm down,
Speaker 2: I eat. I always eat my way through. I know, Chris,
Speaker 2: You're going to find that shocking, but I always eat.
Speaker 2: So I went to the store and I got a
Speaker 2: bag of nacho cheese Doritos, and I got a can
Speaker 2: of that hot hot bean dip, and of course I
Speaker 2: got myself a little bottle of hot sauce. I don't
Speaker 2: remember what kind, maybe Texas peede or something like that,
Speaker 2: not super hot. But I sat down. I remember I
Speaker 2: had a ball of mountain dew. I sat down in
Speaker 2: front of the TV and I ate the entire bag
Speaker 2: of Dorito's, the entire can of hot Freedo bean dip,
Speaker 2: and on every chip it was chip scoop dip, dab
Speaker 2: a hot sauce, chip scoop dip bag of hot sauce.
Speaker 2: Man the next day was painful, I'll put it that way,
Speaker 2: painful Razor Blades. Hey, Jesse, I heard you the other
Speaker 2: day saying it would be best to disband or abolish
Speaker 2: the FBI. Do you think that should also apply to
Speaker 2: the CIA? Yes? Yes, CIA should have been dispanded years ago.
Speaker 2: CIA has way too much power in the United States
Speaker 2: of America, way too much power, and globally, remember the
Speaker 2: Remember all that USA US AID talked, Remember all that
Speaker 2: well money. There's a CIA slush fund for democrats and
Speaker 2: communists across the globe. The CIA, at one point in
Speaker 2: time was allegedly used to fight against global communism. Surprise, surprise,
Speaker 2: the communists figured it out and took over the agency,
Speaker 2: and now they work for democrats around the globe. CIA,
Speaker 2: but is that great statement? It should be America's eyes
Speaker 2: and ears, not its heart and soul. Remember the CIA
Speaker 2: was involved in Donald Trump, meaning stopping Donald Trump. Heads
Speaker 2: of the Central Intelligence Agency calling the Hunter Biden laptop
Speaker 2: Russian disinformation that's factually incorrect. It's not like they just
Speaker 2: dug up some random dude Statelan papers in the mailroom
Speaker 2: at the CIA. The directors of the a CIA signed
Speaker 2: on for something they knew to be false. That's how
Speaker 2: communist that agency is. Now, I mentioned there's one government
Speaker 2: person that I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna say convicted,
Speaker 2: but I'm pretty sure he is going to go to trial,
Speaker 2: and that's John Brennan because of just how sick and
Speaker 2: evil that freak is and what he did with his
Speaker 2: position at the CIA. Tewey also, this makes me laugh.
Speaker 8: Along the way, we consume more than six million meals
Speaker 8: and by my estimate, more than nine hundred and fifty
Speaker 8: thousand gallons of coffee, two million energy drinks, and a
Speaker 8: lot of nicotine.
Speaker 1: But I am not saying that we have a problem.
Speaker 2: Two million energy drinks. I don't like energy drinks. They
Speaker 2: make my poms. Buddy, I don't feel very good. What, Chris,
Speaker 2: don't call me that. That's not very nice to use twists.
Speaker 2: That's terrible for you. Every time I can kids bring
Speaker 2: it up. Oh you can't do that, Chris.
Speaker 6: And now here's a headline, but you know, you know.
Speaker 2: The thing headlines. We didn't get to. America's retribution. Operation
Speaker 2: Epic Fury destroyed eighty to ninety percent of Iran's weapons factories,
Speaker 2: air defenses, naval fleet, in nuclear infrastructure. The Pentagon says,
Speaker 2: all right, that's something. Europe Ergy, europe energy crisis, Italian
Speaker 2: airports begin rationing jet fuel. All that is quite a shame,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Thieves stole ninety six bananas from wah Wah
Speaker 2: in Montgomery County. Police say, I enjoy wah Wah. I
Speaker 2: know there's a great gas station in virtually every city
Speaker 2: in the country. Chris, don't be a snob because we
Speaker 2: have BUCkies here in Texas, but wah Wah has some
Speaker 2: quality food. Buddy Vance backs Trump Trump's Iran ultimatum. I
Speaker 2: don't know why that's exactly news. He's the vice president
Speaker 2: of the United States of America. He really doesn't have
Speaker 2: a choice on whether or not he's going to back
Speaker 2: Trump on this or back Trump on that. King Charles
Speaker 2: sparks backlash from UK Christians by not delivering an Eastern
Speaker 2: message this year. Why would he deliver an Eastern message?
Speaker 2: I would look to hear from him on Ramadan. US
Speaker 2: Congress approves funds for the Baltics as the Russia. As
Speaker 2: Russia tests NATO's eastern flank. Trump is apparently meeting with
Speaker 2: the NATO chief and he's gonna discuss leaving NATO. Donald
Speaker 2: Trump is angry at the lack of help he got
Speaker 2: in the whole Iranian adventure, and I think NATO might
Speaker 2: end up paying the price for it. Anyway, we'll do
Speaker 2: it again tomorrow, that's all.