Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the morning show. I felt like I
Speaker 1: was living a comedy routine that I've seen Sebastian malv
Speaker 1: what's his name, Sebastian Malfasco or whatever his name is.
Speaker 1: He does a great stand up routine about exactly what
Speaker 1: Chelsea and I experienced happened to us last night.
Speaker 2: So Chelsea and I were eating dinner. We just sat down.
Speaker 1: We got to carry out at Redcoat, which is a
Speaker 1: big burger place in the area here, and so excited
Speaker 1: to sit down and just honestly eat. I was like,
Speaker 1: so hungry. I had not eaten at all since earlier
Speaker 1: in the day I had middle eats nice. So, long
Speaker 1: story short, Sebastian does this stand up routine about how
Speaker 1: times are so different nowadays. The biggest difference nowadays from
Speaker 1: the past is in the past, if you just randomly
Speaker 1: showed up at somebody's house in the doorbell ring, you
Speaker 1: would get excited. It'd be like, oh my god, who's
Speaker 1: at the door. Now when the doorbell rings, you dive
Speaker 1: on the ground and start hiding so that nobody knows
Speaker 1: that you're home. It's really interesting how we've all changed
Speaker 1: our ways. Well, last night we're sitting at the kitchen
Speaker 1: table and that you know that ring? Anybody have ring
Speaker 1: at all? I have a ring doorbell, and the ring
Speaker 1: doorbell goes ning. No, and when that ding dong thing
Speaker 1: goes off, I'm telling you, I am like petrified. Like
Speaker 1: it's like I get a chill go through my body
Speaker 1: and I go, are you expecting anybody?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I'm not expecting anybody.
Speaker 1: You're one of those And the worst I'm like thinking,
Speaker 1: my kids, are you know what's going on?
Speaker 2: It's like, what's up?
Speaker 1: I don't even get up from the kitchen table to
Speaker 1: go walk and look to the door to see if
Speaker 1: there's you know, even a shape of a person there.
Speaker 1: I grab my phone instantly and I look at my
Speaker 1: ring and I'm like, oh my god, it's the neighbor.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to say the neighbor's name, but
Speaker 1: you know who you are. Were you expecting them, Chelsea?
Speaker 2: No? Are you expecting him? Tom?
Speaker 1: No, you can't go to somebody's house unless you text
Speaker 1: her call ahead of time.
Speaker 4: Did he or she need something?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: They came over to say that they hadn't seen us.
Speaker 1: They wanted to know how everything's doing and what's been new?
Speaker 1: You can't do that. Yes, you can't. Ken, you cannot
Speaker 1: wellness check in person. You got a wellness check like that?
Speaker 1: All right, let's talk about this.
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 1: And his wife was just found dead in a house
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles and because nobody checked on him.
Speaker 2: The dogs.
Speaker 1: You're talking about, come on, twenty five. I'm not dying
Speaker 1: if I here's the deal. They have no right to
Speaker 1: wellness check me. My family can wellness check me. They
Speaker 1: can't wellness check And the only wellness check that you
Speaker 1: can do is you can call up on the phone.
Speaker 1: And I'm going to tell you something right now. The
Speaker 1: biggest thing that you do as a neighbor to your
Speaker 1: neighbor is stay out of their business.
Speaker 2: My god, those are my favorite neighbors.
Speaker 1: Those are the best neighbors, the ones, the ones that
Speaker 1: just wave from afar like as they're passing it by.
Speaker 1: So and I'll tell you this no more. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: no offense to the Jehovah's. I don't have anything wrong
Speaker 1: with you. Jehovah's cannot come to my door anymore. This
Speaker 1: is this is I don't know.
Speaker 4: I had somebody come to the door yesterday and I
Speaker 4: was in the middle of trying to pay a bill
Speaker 4: on the phone. So I like, look up and in
Speaker 4: my house, if you come to my front door, you
Speaker 4: can see me inside because it's my door is a
Speaker 4: big window. So this guy knocks on the door and
Speaker 4: I'm like, same thing. I'm not expecting anybody. I can
Speaker 4: see behind him. He has a van parked at the
Speaker 4: end of my sidewalk and it's for cheese steaks. He
Speaker 4: was selling cheese steaks out of his I've never seen anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a sign.
Speaker 4: I don't know the name of the business, but it
Speaker 4: just said cheese steaks. I'm like, I'm not going to
Speaker 4: the door. As I'm on the floor, I just walked
Speaker 4: into another room.
Speaker 2: Wait, he saw me. I just walked away. The dogs
Speaker 2: went not. You don't know.
Speaker 1: She said, those cheese steaks are man out of humans.
Speaker 4: And I am target because I did not answer my
Speaker 4: door smothered and was very clearly home.
Speaker 2: Smothered in whiz cheese. Hell yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's strange by the way that the door to door
Speaker 1: people like selling meats and stuff like that used to
Speaker 1: also happen years ago. People would randomly come to my
Speaker 1: house and they would be like trying to sell me
Speaker 1: meats out of their car, and I would buy from them.
Speaker 1: That's how crazy it is nowadays. You come to my
Speaker 1: door and you're selling me meats. I'm thinking that you're
Speaker 1: trying to kill me. Eight four four Mojo Live eight
Speaker 1: four four six six five six f four eight. What's up, Rachel?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: Well, when I was home from work one day, I
Speaker 5: had a knock on my door and I didn't know
Speaker 5: who it was, so I should and I could see
Speaker 5: him out the front bedroom window. He ended up kicking
Speaker 5: my door in and breaking in. When I'm see.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, people are not good people anymore.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't want anybody coming.
Speaker 6: He came in the.
Speaker 5: Living room and I ended up running out of the
Speaker 5: front bedroom in the living room screaming my head off
Speaker 5: at him, and he ran down road and on my
Speaker 5: front yard, still screaming at him, and the cops eventually
Speaker 5: did find him.
Speaker 2: This is what could happen.
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 2: But if you answer, maybe he wouldn't have broke in.
Speaker 3: Because you didn't answer, probably wouldn't have done it.
Speaker 1: I was actually thinking of not going to my door
Speaker 1: after seeing the neighbor on the ring cam, but then
Speaker 1: I realized when you go and look at your ring cam.
Speaker 1: It shows that you're looking at it. It's got a
Speaker 1: different color that flashes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, she's here.
Speaker 4: She probably doesn't know that.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it's a heat.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm telling hey. Quick question for you, Rachel. When
Speaker 1: the guy got arrested for breaking in your door, did
Speaker 1: his van talk about cheese steaks?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: He was on foot.
Speaker 2: Okay, he was on foot, All right, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's the other one too, the guys, the people on
Speaker 1: foot that are selling you.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: What window sidings or whatever that it is, or they're
Speaker 1: trying to sell you magazines. Remember the day they used
Speaker 1: to sell you magazines for their for their school trip
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: No, you can't do that anymore. I got a gun.
Speaker 4: I caught me as I was walking outside to my car, too,
Speaker 4: so I couldn't hide.
Speaker 2: You have an active neighborhood. What's up, Shana or Sheila?
Speaker 3: Hi? Yeah? So I have a neighbor who came and
Speaker 3: knocked on my door like probably three days after the
Speaker 3: New Year's and he wanted to know if I meet.
Speaker 6: Specifically if I wanted to have a drink.
Speaker 3: With him on New Year's. Oh my god, my life,
Speaker 3: Oh my partner.
Speaker 2: Whoa, So did you tell him that?
Speaker 3: I told him. I told him I was precked.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, so Shane Shila. So he didn't know
Speaker 2: your day?
Speaker 6: No, he didn't.
Speaker 3: He didn't know.
Speaker 4: He didn't know.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember exactly what day it was, but
Speaker 1: it was like days after New Year's and he specifically
Speaker 1: asked if I can drink with.
Speaker 3: Him on New Years.
Speaker 2: He's trying to flirt with you. He had no clue.
Speaker 3: Man, as it is like at least sixty no.
Speaker 1: Way, oh wow for New Year? What's up, VICKI? How
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 6: How you guys doing?
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 6: So when the doorbell rings? I work at my dining
Speaker 6: room table a lot of the times, bring my stuff
Speaker 6: out and come downstairs where there's a big open window
Speaker 6: and everything. So somebody rings my doorbell, they can see
Speaker 6: me through.
Speaker 3: Like the front window. I just don't move. I just
Speaker 3: sit right there.
Speaker 2: Really wait, you don't even do you see me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But you but you don't move your body, Like what
Speaker 1: are you trying to think?
Speaker 2: That there? That there's like a mannequin at the door,
Speaker 2: what's that at the table?
Speaker 6: Completely just completely for them?
Speaker 1: You're doing something It's funny because there are times where
Speaker 1: I'll sit there and I think they can see the
Speaker 1: reflection of me in the you know, the window that's
Speaker 1: right there, And I like keep thinking to myself, is
Speaker 1: if I don't move, maybe they think I'm sleeping, But
Speaker 1: you actually visually are sitting there on what your zoom
Speaker 1: call is and you're not still answering, Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm just working and yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean the time I had headphones on because I'm
Speaker 6: usually listening to something. Yeah, I'm working, So they might
Speaker 6: think I'm on a call and just don't hear the doorbell.
Speaker 6: But I mean they can't they I can see them
Speaker 6: staying on my porch when I'm sitting in a dining room.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. They just kind of sit there. Thank you
Speaker 2: for the call. I appreciate it. What's up, David? How
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm doing all right? How are you guys this morning?
Speaker 1: We're good, man, except for don't come to my house
Speaker 1: unless you call or text ahead of time.
Speaker 3: You know, see, I gotta tell me that's there, do you?
Speaker 6: Guys?
Speaker 3: Would be in a super anti social My roommate and
Speaker 3: I moved into the suburbs, like over the sun or
Speaker 3: and it's actually been a delightful time with our neighbors.
Speaker 3: I had I had a day a few months ago
Speaker 3: where some someone came to my door and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh god, this is going to be like someone's trying
Speaker 3: to sell me something. And I opened up one of
Speaker 3: my it's one of my neighbors, and like her kid saying, hey,
Speaker 3: we're just going around trying to like get a petition
Speaker 3: signed for getting more flending for the local schools. And
Speaker 3: it was delightful. And and and then comes Halloween. One
Speaker 3: of our neighbors dropped us a little like invitation to
Speaker 3: an autumn mixer that was in the neighborhood, and it
Speaker 3: was a great.
Speaker 2: What suburb are you? I'm an Insulina remind me never
Speaker 2: to move to and why are you recording us? You're
Speaker 2: recording us? David.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: No, I think you hit the button on David. David.
Speaker 1: It is delightful. But now when I'm eating my red coat,
Speaker 1: I don't want anybody coming to bother me.
Speaker 3: Yeah I know, Oh my god, you're gonna like make
Speaker 3: friends again.
Speaker 2: Man, Actually, hold on a second.
Speaker 1: Tina's got an idea for me, David, what do you
Speaker 1: think I should put outside of my house.
Speaker 3: You can put.
Speaker 5: You could put a solicitation. No solicitation, David.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a sign that says it's not delightful
Speaker 1: for you to come here right now.
Speaker 2: No soliciting.
Speaker 3: No, no makes friends. It should be people.
Speaker 2: I promise Dher that's true. It's more likely.
Speaker 3: O my god, yeah no it's not.
Speaker 2: Thank you for the call, David.