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<v Speaker 1>It's Mojo in the morning show. I felt like I

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<v Speaker 1>was living a comedy routine that I've seen Sebastian malv

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<v Speaker 1>what's his name, Sebastian Malfasco or whatever his name is.

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<v Speaker 1>He does a great stand up routine about exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>Chelsea and I experienced happened to us last night.

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<v Speaker 2>So Chelsea and I were eating dinner. We just sat down.

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<v Speaker 1>We got to carry out at Redcoat, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>big burger place in the area here, and so excited

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<v Speaker 1>to sit down and just honestly eat. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>so hungry. I had not eaten at all since earlier

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<v Speaker 1>in the day I had middle eats nice. So, long

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<v Speaker 1>story short, Sebastian does this stand up routine about how

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<v Speaker 1>times are so different nowadays. The biggest difference nowadays from

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<v Speaker 1>the past is in the past, if you just randomly

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<v Speaker 1>showed up at somebody's house in the doorbell ring, you

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<v Speaker 1>would get excited. It'd be like, oh my god, who's

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<v Speaker 1>at the door. Now when the doorbell rings, you dive

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<v Speaker 1>on the ground and start hiding so that nobody knows

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<v Speaker 1>that you're home. It's really interesting how we've all changed

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<v Speaker 1>our ways. Well, last night we're sitting at the kitchen

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<v Speaker 1>table and that you know that ring? Anybody have ring

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<v Speaker 1>at all? I have a ring doorbell, and the ring

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<v Speaker 1>doorbell goes ning. No, and when that ding dong thing

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<v Speaker 1>goes off, I'm telling you, I am like petrified. Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's like I get a chill go through my body

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<v Speaker 1>and I go, are you expecting anybody?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not expecting anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>You're one of those And the worst I'm like thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>my kids, are you know what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, what's up?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even get up from the kitchen table to

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<v Speaker 1>go walk and look to the door to see if

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<v Speaker 1>there's you know, even a shape of a person there.

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<v Speaker 1>I grab my phone instantly and I look at my

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<v Speaker 1>ring and I'm like, oh my god, it's the neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't want to say the neighbor's name, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know who you are. Were you expecting them, Chelsea?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Are you expecting him? Tom?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you can't go to somebody's house unless you text

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<v Speaker 1>her call ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he or she need something?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>They came over to say that they hadn't seen us.

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<v Speaker 1>They wanted to know how everything's doing and what's been new?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do that. Yes, you can't. Ken, you cannot

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<v Speaker 1>wellness check in person. You got a wellness check like that?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's talk about this.

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<v Speaker 2>What's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>And his wife was just found dead in a house

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<v Speaker 1>in Los Angeles and because nobody checked on him.

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<v Speaker 2>The dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about, come on, twenty five. I'm not dying

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<v Speaker 1>if I here's the deal. They have no right to

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<v Speaker 1>wellness check me. My family can wellness check me. They

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<v Speaker 1>can't wellness check And the only wellness check that you

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<v Speaker 1>can do is you can call up on the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm going to tell you something right now. The

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<v Speaker 1>biggest thing that you do as a neighbor to your

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor is stay out of their business.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, those are my favorite neighbors.

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<v Speaker 1>Those are the best neighbors, the ones, the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>just wave from afar like as they're passing it by.

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<v Speaker 1>So and I'll tell you this no more. I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>no offense to the Jehovah's. I don't have anything wrong

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<v Speaker 1>with you. Jehovah's cannot come to my door anymore. This

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<v Speaker 1>is this is I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I had somebody come to the door yesterday and I

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<v Speaker 4>was in the middle of trying to pay a bill

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<v Speaker 4>on the phone. So I like, look up and in

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<v Speaker 4>my house, if you come to my front door, you

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<v Speaker 4>can see me inside because it's my door is a

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<v Speaker 4>big window. So this guy knocks on the door and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, same thing. I'm not expecting anybody. I can

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<v Speaker 4>see behind him. He has a van parked at the

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<v Speaker 4>end of my sidewalk and it's for cheese steaks. He

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<v Speaker 4>was selling cheese steaks out of his I've never seen anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there was a sign.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know the name of the business, but it

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<v Speaker 4>just said cheese steaks. I'm like, I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 4>the door. As I'm on the floor, I just walked

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<v Speaker 4>into another room.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, he saw me. I just walked away. The dogs

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<v Speaker 2>went not. You don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>She said, those cheese steaks are man out of humans.

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<v Speaker 4>And I am target because I did not answer my

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<v Speaker 4>door smothered and was very clearly home.

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<v Speaker 2>Smothered in whiz cheese. Hell yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's strange by the way that the door to door

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<v Speaker 1>people like selling meats and stuff like that used to

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<v Speaker 1>also happen years ago. People would randomly come to my

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<v Speaker 1>house and they would be like trying to sell me

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<v Speaker 1>meats out of their car, and I would buy from them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how crazy it is nowadays. You come to my

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<v Speaker 1>door and you're selling me meats. I'm thinking that you're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to kill me. Eight four four Mojo Live eight

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<v Speaker 1>four four six six five six f four eight. What's up, Rachel?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, when I was home from work one day, I

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<v Speaker 5>had a knock on my door and I didn't know

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<v Speaker 5>who it was, so I should and I could see

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<v Speaker 5>him out the front bedroom window. He ended up kicking

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<v Speaker 5>my door in and breaking in. When I'm see.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you, people are not good people anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I don't want anybody coming.

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<v Speaker 6>He came in the.

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<v Speaker 5>Living room and I ended up running out of the

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<v Speaker 5>front bedroom in the living room screaming my head off

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<v Speaker 5>at him, and he ran down road and on my

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<v Speaker 5>front yard, still screaming at him, and the cops eventually

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<v Speaker 5>did find him.

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<v Speaker 2>This is what could happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you?

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<v Speaker 2>But if you answer, maybe he wouldn't have broke in.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you didn't answer, probably wouldn't have done it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually thinking of not going to my door

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<v Speaker 1>after seeing the neighbor on the ring cam, but then

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<v Speaker 1>I realized when you go and look at your ring cam.

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<v Speaker 1>It shows that you're looking at it. It's got a

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<v Speaker 1>different color that flashes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, she's here.

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<v Speaker 4>She probably doesn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm assuming it's a heat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm telling hey. Quick question for you, Rachel. When

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<v Speaker 1>the guy got arrested for breaking in your door, did

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<v Speaker 1>his van talk about cheese steaks?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 5>He was on foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, he was on foot, All right, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the other one too, the guys, the people on

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<v Speaker 1>foot that are selling you.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>What window sidings or whatever that it is, or they're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sell you magazines. Remember the day they used

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<v Speaker 1>to sell you magazines for their for their school trip

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can't do that anymore. I got a gun.

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<v Speaker 4>I caught me as I was walking outside to my car, too,

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<v Speaker 4>so I couldn't hide.

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<v Speaker 2>You have an active neighborhood. What's up, Shana or Sheila?

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<v Speaker 3>Hi? Yeah? So I have a neighbor who came and

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<v Speaker 3>knocked on my door like probably three days after the

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<v Speaker 3>New Year's and he wanted to know if I meet.

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<v Speaker 6>Specifically if I wanted to have a drink.

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<v Speaker 3>With him on New Year's. Oh my god, my life,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my partner.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, So did you tell him that?

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<v Speaker 3>I told him. I told him I was precked.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a second, so Shane Shila. So he didn't know

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<v Speaker 2>your day?

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<v Speaker 6>No, he didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>He didn't know.

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<v Speaker 4>He didn't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even remember exactly what day it was, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was like days after New Year's and he specifically

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<v Speaker 1>asked if I can drink with.

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<v Speaker 3>Him on New Years.

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<v Speaker 2>He's trying to flirt with you. He had no clue.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, as it is like at least sixty no.

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<v Speaker 1>Way, oh wow for New Year? What's up, VICKI? How

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<v Speaker 1>you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey?

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<v Speaker 6>How you guys doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What's happening?

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<v Speaker 6>So when the doorbell rings? I work at my dining

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<v Speaker 6>room table a lot of the times, bring my stuff

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<v Speaker 6>out and come downstairs where there's a big open window

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<v Speaker 6>and everything. So somebody rings my doorbell, they can see

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<v Speaker 6>me through.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the front window. I just don't move. I just

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<v Speaker 3>sit right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Really wait, you don't even do you see me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>But you but you don't move your body, Like what

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<v Speaker 1>are you trying to think?

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<v Speaker 2>That there? That there's like a mannequin at the door,

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<v Speaker 2>what's that at the table?

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<v Speaker 6>Completely just completely for them?

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing something It's funny because there are times where

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<v Speaker 1>I'll sit there and I think they can see the

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<v Speaker 1>reflection of me in the you know, the window that's

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<v Speaker 1>right there, And I like keep thinking to myself, is

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<v Speaker 1>if I don't move, maybe they think I'm sleeping, But

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<v Speaker 1>you actually visually are sitting there on what your zoom

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<v Speaker 1>call is and you're not still answering, Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just working and yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean the time I had headphones on because I'm

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<v Speaker 6>usually listening to something. Yeah, I'm working, So they might

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<v Speaker 6>think I'm on a call and just don't hear the doorbell.

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<v Speaker 6>But I mean they can't they I can see them

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<v Speaker 6>staying on my porch when I'm sitting in a dining room.

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<v Speaker 2>That's interesting. They just kind of sit there. Thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for the call. I appreciate it. What's up, David? How

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<v Speaker 2>you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing all right? How are you guys this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>We're good, man, except for don't come to my house

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<v Speaker 1>unless you call or text ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, see, I gotta tell me that's there, do you?

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<v Speaker 6>Guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Would be in a super anti social My roommate and

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<v Speaker 3>I moved into the suburbs, like over the sun or

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<v Speaker 3>and it's actually been a delightful time with our neighbors.

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<v Speaker 3>I had I had a day a few months ago

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<v Speaker 3>where some someone came to my door and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh god, this is going to be like someone's trying

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<v Speaker 3>to sell me something. And I opened up one of

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<v Speaker 3>my it's one of my neighbors, and like her kid saying, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>we're just going around trying to like get a petition

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<v Speaker 3>signed for getting more flending for the local schools. And

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<v Speaker 3>it was delightful. And and and then comes Halloween. One

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<v Speaker 3>of our neighbors dropped us a little like invitation to

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<v Speaker 3>an autumn mixer that was in the neighborhood, and it

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<v Speaker 3>was a great.

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<v Speaker 2>What suburb are you? I'm an Insulina remind me never

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<v Speaker 2>to move to and why are you recording us? You're

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<v Speaker 2>recording us? David.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I didn't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think you hit the button on David. David.

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<v Speaker 1>It is delightful. But now when I'm eating my red coat,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want anybody coming to bother me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah I know, Oh my god, you're gonna like make

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<v Speaker 3>friends again.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, Actually, hold on a second.

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<v Speaker 1>Tina's got an idea for me, David, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think I should put outside of my house.

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<v Speaker 3>You can put.

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<v Speaker 5>You could put a solicitation. No solicitation, David.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have a sign that says it's not delightful

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<v Speaker 1>for you to come here right now.

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<v Speaker 2>No soliciting.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no makes friends. It should be people.

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<v Speaker 2>I promise Dher that's true. It's more likely.

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<v Speaker 3>O my god, yeah no it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for the call, David.