WEBVTT - He Called Mojo Babe

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I

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<v Speaker 1>was having a conversation with a guy friend of mine

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<v Speaker 1>and we were talking about trying to set up a

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<v Speaker 1>time where we go play simulator golf. Ever done simulator golf?

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually fun, It's it's really fun. Yeah, sim golf

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<v Speaker 1>is is kind of fun, although I like, I like

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<v Speaker 1>regular golf. And we're talking to each other and we're,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's saying, hey, we'll go to this, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>do that, you know, setting it up to kind of

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<v Speaker 1>go do the thing. And right at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the conversation, he goes, all right, man, he goes, well,

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<v Speaker 1>so we'll set it up, all right, I'll see you later.

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<v Speaker 2>Babe, And he waits, you was this the guy that

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to be your best friend?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>This was no, this is not This is a totally

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<v Speaker 1>different guy. And this is a guys guy too, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is one of these guys where I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never like ever gone through a thing where I thought, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>my gatar has never gone off with this guy like

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<v Speaker 1>furthest from being guy. So I get done with the

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<v Speaker 1>conversation and my buddy Brad Jeger calls up, who by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, is probably the straightest guy I know. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean, Like Brad, there's nothing. Actually, I

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<v Speaker 1>asked Jake one time. I said to JAKEO go, Jake,

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<v Speaker 1>do you sense any gay in Brad? And he said

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<v Speaker 1>to me, he goes, look at the way he dresses.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, there's no way. So I told Brad, I said, Brad,

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<v Speaker 1>so that I just got out the phone with this

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<v Speaker 1>guy and I set it up like I just did

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<v Speaker 1>to you. And Brad goes, you know you need to

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<v Speaker 1>do You need to do what everybody does nowadays, all

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<v Speaker 1>the kids are doing it Tom And I said, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, chat GPT it. So I chat GPT. What

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<v Speaker 2>did I did?

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<v Speaker 1>I chat gp teed exactly this. What does it mean

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<v Speaker 1>when a guy calls you, babe? Would you like to

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<v Speaker 1>know the results? Yes, here are the results. Result Number

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<v Speaker 1>one was he holds you in a certain level of it.

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<v Speaker 1>He holds a certain level of attachment to you, even

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<v Speaker 1>if it's just as a friend. That's number one. Number two,

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<v Speaker 1>he wants to act cool around.

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<v Speaker 2>You, you babe.

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<v Speaker 1>Number three, he wants to consider a future with you.

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<v Speaker 2>We're getting warmer.

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<v Speaker 1>Number four he is interested in you sexually warmer, you

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<v Speaker 1>have something like you're getting warmer.

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<v Speaker 2>Right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And the last one was he's known you for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>So those are all the ones that chat GPT came

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<v Speaker 1>up with. And then I love when it comes up

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<v Speaker 1>with would you like to know an edgier version of this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>Going even if somebody has known you for a while. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just a weird one to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Can a gut? Can a can?

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<v Speaker 1>Another guy called to two straight guys call each other babe.

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<v Speaker 2>To a babe? Is a female?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>A female? What's adjective? He is Italian?

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<v Speaker 4>With you?

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<v Speaker 2>He is Italian? Is there any chance to just slip?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I feel like anything?

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes I feel like I'm on the phone with my

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<v Speaker 5>friends and like I'm just like, okay, love you by

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<v Speaker 5>because that's what I like usually say to my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're a female?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I've said, I know what what if he was

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<v Speaker 5>just talking to his wife or something?

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<v Speaker 1>And then actually I do have gay A couple of

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<v Speaker 1>friends that call each other baby.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh but yeah, that lady keyword gay.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lady thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Ya, I said, I've said baby before, but not oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>my baby.

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<v Speaker 2>But how you say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've never said babe is different, though there's intension

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<v Speaker 1>with that.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, this gay.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on, Joe? How you doing?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Mojoe? First time A long time.

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<v Speaker 2>A long time, but okay though, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>So I was on the phone one time with my

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<v Speaker 4>dad and I had my fiance in the car with me,

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<v Speaker 4>and I don't know what happened, but you know, we're

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<v Speaker 4>getting to the end of the conversation and he's like,

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<v Speaker 4>all right to you letter, love you, And I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, love you too, daddy, And oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>I was like, I haven't called my dad that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, that's funny. That is really good, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for the call, buddy. Somebody just text in

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<v Speaker 1>seven three four, says Mojo. You said he's Italian. It's

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<v Speaker 1>an Italian thing. Really, that might be an Italian I

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<v Speaker 1>need some Italians to call in and verify.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be where's my east side ers at? Where

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<v Speaker 1>my where my goombas? Where's my where?

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<v Speaker 2>Where are my Lucido? Right now? Where's my Italian horn?

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<v Speaker 2>You should call me Sucido right now and ask him.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a I think he might have.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've heard him say baby before. Yeah, what's up, Sean?

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<v Speaker 1>How you doing?

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<v Speaker 6>What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 6>Pipe fitted Sean in the building?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey this more.

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<v Speaker 1>There is no manly man than a guy named Sean

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<v Speaker 1>who's a pipe fitter.

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<v Speaker 2>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 6>You're damn skimpy, check me out. So all my sons, man,

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<v Speaker 6>I called him babe all the time though, like it

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<v Speaker 6>ain't no, it's really like I mean, I'm not not

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<v Speaker 6>my friends. But like you know what I'm saying, Like

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<v Speaker 6>my sons, I called them babe. You know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>like when I talk to them on the phone or

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<v Speaker 6>when I go see him or whatever, you know, them

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<v Speaker 6>my baby, So I call them babe.

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<v Speaker 2>But that I feel you. I feel you, But I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not this guy's son. That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, man, Look this is what it is, uh Mojo?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm a geminut like you.

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<v Speaker 6>So you know the thing is like I can't explain it,

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<v Speaker 6>like really too much, but it's like it's just it's

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<v Speaker 6>just a it's just a cool friendship things.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Sean, this is the wrong pipe. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think you want you like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so either, And I don't. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think it's one of those things where it was a

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<v Speaker 1>thing that slipped. I think that that's something. Yeah, all right, babe,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see it like it was one of the he

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<v Speaker 1>hung up. He was so confident in what he said.

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<v Speaker 1>You caught me off guard.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to be intentional with our words. It's word

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<v Speaker 2>next time you talk.

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<v Speaker 6>You got a little that's all that is?

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<v Speaker 2>Man. Yeah, I like it. I don't think it's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? How do you pronounce this guy? Name Lydia?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's this? D is on the phone with us?

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<v Speaker 4>Like, what's that?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? Being all the time?

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<v Speaker 6>I was actually going to say the same thing.

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<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like a hot shot West Coast Italian

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<v Speaker 5>kind of thing, you know, like old school agents.

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<v Speaker 2>I yes, babe, you.

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<v Speaker 5>Know it's I don't really think that it's like a

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<v Speaker 5>he had a crush on you, But I mean if

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<v Speaker 5>he does, he does.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, I'm fine. We're gonna just be

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<v Speaker 1>playing some simulator golf. It would be careful when to

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<v Speaker 1>put my tea down. One thing, slap coming, be a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit more confident in your masculine I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't I will never find a situation

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm calling another guy babe.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't see that happening. Hey, thanks, babe. What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? That's going on? What's going on? Tia?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey guys, how are you? Good morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning? What's going on? Well?

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<v Speaker 5>In the Hispanic culture, like my mom is Cuban, my

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<v Speaker 5>dad is Mexican, it's it's culture for men to call

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<v Speaker 5>other men poppy or daddy. Yeah, it's just the culture thing.

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<v Speaker 5>So I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it.

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<v Speaker 1>T t I've never met you before, a fellow Cubano

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone with us right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, I love Have you ever?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you called us before? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>I have.

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<v Speaker 5>I actually did the five questions with.

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<v Speaker 2>Five, six fifty five. All right, we'll do. It's good

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<v Speaker 2>to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you how do you how do your your

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<v Speaker 1>did you say your Cuban father or Mexican father? My

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<v Speaker 1>father's Mexican, So how do you How does your Cuban

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<v Speaker 1>mother and your Mexican father get along?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they fight?

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<v Speaker 5>Like they're not together?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Got to be so morbid about it. But I'm the

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<v Speaker 5>product of rape. It's so yeah, okay, yeah, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 5>I was adopted and it's.

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<v Speaker 2>A long story, but you were adopted to those to

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<v Speaker 2>the two.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm adopted by African American mommy dad.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, wow, you guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I love mom. I met her and she's cool

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<v Speaker 5>and lesbian, so it's a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, wonderful, nice to talk to you. Take care of yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>a great day. Uh, what is going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi?

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<v Speaker 5>Right, kiess tonight, just got in the car to go

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<v Speaker 5>to school. So I don't even know how you.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys find it up on the subject, but.

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<v Speaker 5>I call all the time in my whole family.

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<v Speaker 6>Baby. Once in a while.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll actually slip and say it to a stranger or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, And if it seems.

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<v Speaker 4>Awkward, I'll apologize and explain that. Like I use it

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<v Speaker 4>on my cousins.

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<v Speaker 1>But the way we got on it for those that

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<v Speaker 1>are just like you that just tuned in, a guy

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<v Speaker 1>buddy of mine called me, babe, and I thought found

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<v Speaker 1>it to be very interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, I use it all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, we'll see you later, my babe. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>even gonna ask Murdy what's up? Murdy? Hey, how's it

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<v Speaker 2>going good? Murdy? What's going on nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I was thinking to myself, it sounds like you've

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<v Speaker 3>been eating like with them, them gay men horses eat

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<v Speaker 3>because every time you're into the fore phone, you say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you

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<v Speaker 2>Got You are bad all right, get off