Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So I
Speaker 1: was having a conversation with a guy friend of mine
Speaker 1: and we were talking about trying to set up a
Speaker 1: time where we go play simulator golf. Ever done simulator golf?
Speaker 1: It's actually fun, It's it's really fun. Yeah, sim golf
Speaker 1: is is kind of fun, although I like, I like
Speaker 1: regular golf. And we're talking to each other and we're,
Speaker 1: you know, it's saying, hey, we'll go to this, we'll
Speaker 1: do that, you know, setting it up to kind of
Speaker 1: go do the thing. And right at the end of
Speaker 1: the conversation, he goes, all right, man, he goes, well,
Speaker 1: so we'll set it up, all right, I'll see you later.
Speaker 2: Babe, And he waits, you was this the guy that
Speaker 2: wanted to be your best friend?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: This was no, this is not This is a totally
Speaker 1: different guy. And this is a guys guy too, Like,
Speaker 1: this is one of these guys where I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I've never like ever gone through a thing where I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: my gatar has never gone off with this guy like
Speaker 1: furthest from being guy. So I get done with the
Speaker 1: conversation and my buddy Brad Jeger calls up, who by
Speaker 1: the way, is probably the straightest guy I know. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like Brad, there's nothing. Actually, I
Speaker 1: asked Jake one time. I said to JAKEO go, Jake,
Speaker 1: do you sense any gay in Brad? And he said
Speaker 1: to me, he goes, look at the way he dresses.
Speaker 1: He's like, there's no way. So I told Brad, I said, Brad,
Speaker 1: so that I just got out the phone with this
Speaker 1: guy and I set it up like I just did
Speaker 1: to you. And Brad goes, you know you need to
Speaker 1: do You need to do what everybody does nowadays, all
Speaker 1: the kids are doing it Tom And I said, what's that?
Speaker 2: He goes, chat GPT it. So I chat GPT. What
Speaker 2: did I did?
Speaker 1: I chat gp teed exactly this. What does it mean
Speaker 1: when a guy calls you, babe? Would you like to
Speaker 1: know the results? Yes, here are the results. Result Number
Speaker 1: one was he holds you in a certain level of it.
Speaker 1: He holds a certain level of attachment to you, even
Speaker 1: if it's just as a friend. That's number one. Number two,
Speaker 1: he wants to act cool around.
Speaker 2: You, you babe.
Speaker 1: Number three, he wants to consider a future with you.
Speaker 2: We're getting warmer.
Speaker 1: Number four he is interested in you sexually warmer, you
Speaker 1: have something like you're getting warmer.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 1: And the last one was he's known you for a while.
Speaker 1: So those are all the ones that chat GPT came
Speaker 1: up with. And then I love when it comes up
Speaker 1: with would you like to know an edgier version of this?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Going even if somebody has known you for a while. No,
Speaker 1: that's just a weird one to me.
Speaker 2: Can a gut? Can a can?
Speaker 1: Another guy called to two straight guys call each other babe.
Speaker 2: To a babe? Is a female?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: A female? What's adjective? He is Italian?
Speaker 4: With you?
Speaker 2: He is Italian? Is there any chance to just slip?
Speaker 2: Because I feel like anything?
Speaker 5: Sometimes I feel like I'm on the phone with my
Speaker 5: friends and like I'm just like, okay, love you by
Speaker 5: because that's what I like usually say to my mind.
Speaker 2: You know you're a female?
Speaker 5: No, I've said, I know what what if he was
Speaker 5: just talking to his wife or something?
Speaker 1: And then actually I do have gay A couple of
Speaker 1: friends that call each other baby.
Speaker 3: Oh but yeah, that lady keyword gay.
Speaker 2: That's a lady thing.
Speaker 1: Ya, I said, I've said baby before, but not oh yeah,
Speaker 1: my baby.
Speaker 2: But how you say it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never said babe is different, though there's intension
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, this gay.
Speaker 2: What's going on, Joe? How you doing?
Speaker 4: Hey, Mojoe? First time A long time.
Speaker 2: A long time, but okay though, all right.
Speaker 4: So I was on the phone one time with my
Speaker 4: dad and I had my fiance in the car with me,
Speaker 4: and I don't know what happened, but you know, we're
Speaker 4: getting to the end of the conversation and he's like,
Speaker 4: all right to you letter, love you, And I was like,
Speaker 4: all right, love you too, daddy, And oh my god,
Speaker 4: I was like, I haven't called my dad that.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's funny. That is really good, Joe,
Speaker 1: thank you for the call, buddy. Somebody just text in
Speaker 1: seven three four, says Mojo. You said he's Italian. It's
Speaker 1: an Italian thing. Really, that might be an Italian I
Speaker 1: need some Italians to call in and verify.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be where's my east side ers at? Where
Speaker 1: my where my goombas? Where's my where?
Speaker 2: Where are my Lucido? Right now? Where's my Italian horn?
Speaker 2: You should call me Sucido right now and ask him.
Speaker 2: That's a I think he might have.
Speaker 1: I think I've heard him say baby before. Yeah, what's up, Sean?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 6: What's up?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 6: Pipe fitted Sean in the building?
Speaker 2: Hey this more.
Speaker 1: There is no manly man than a guy named Sean
Speaker 1: who's a pipe fitter.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 6: You're damn skimpy, check me out. So all my sons, man,
Speaker 6: I called him babe all the time though, like it
Speaker 6: ain't no, it's really like I mean, I'm not not
Speaker 6: my friends. But like you know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 6: my sons, I called them babe. You know what I mean,
Speaker 6: like when I talk to them on the phone or
Speaker 6: when I go see him or whatever, you know, them
Speaker 6: my baby, So I call them babe.
Speaker 2: But that I feel you. I feel you, But I'm
Speaker 2: not this guy's son. That's the thing.
Speaker 6: Hey, man, Look this is what it is, uh Mojo?
Speaker 2: Yeah you know what.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm a geminut like you.
Speaker 6: So you know the thing is like I can't explain it,
Speaker 6: like really too much, but it's like it's just it's
Speaker 6: just a it's just a cool friendship things.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Sean, this is the wrong pipe. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I don't think you want you like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think so either, And I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's one of those things where it was a
Speaker 1: thing that slipped. I think that that's something. Yeah, all right, babe,
Speaker 1: let's see it like it was one of the he
Speaker 1: hung up. He was so confident in what he said.
Speaker 1: You caught me off guard.
Speaker 2: You have to be intentional with our words. It's word
Speaker 2: next time you talk.
Speaker 6: You got a little that's all that is?
Speaker 2: Man. Yeah, I like it. I don't think it's wrong.
Speaker 2: What's up? How do you pronounce this guy? Name Lydia?
Speaker 2: Who's this? D is on the phone with us?
Speaker 4: Like, what's that?
Speaker 2: What's up? Being all the time?
Speaker 6: I was actually going to say the same thing.
Speaker 5: It's kind of like a hot shot West Coast Italian
Speaker 5: kind of thing, you know, like old school agents.
Speaker 2: I yes, babe, you.
Speaker 5: Know it's I don't really think that it's like a
Speaker 5: he had a crush on you, But I mean if
Speaker 5: he does, he does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I'm fine. We're gonna just be
Speaker 1: playing some simulator golf. It would be careful when to
Speaker 1: put my tea down. One thing, slap coming, be a
Speaker 1: little bit more confident in your masculine I'm just saying
Speaker 1: I don't I don't I will never find a situation
Speaker 1: where I'm calling another guy babe.
Speaker 2: I just don't see that happening. Hey, thanks, babe. What's
Speaker 2: going on? That's going on? What's going on? Tia?
Speaker 5: Hey guys, how are you? Good morning?
Speaker 2: Good morning? What's going on? Well?
Speaker 5: In the Hispanic culture, like my mom is Cuban, my
Speaker 5: dad is Mexican, it's it's culture for men to call
Speaker 5: other men poppy or daddy. Yeah, it's just the culture thing.
Speaker 5: So I like it.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: T t I've never met you before, a fellow Cubano
Speaker 1: on the phone with us right now?
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I love Have you ever?
Speaker 2: Have you called us before? Yes?
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 5: I actually did the five questions with.
Speaker 2: Five, six fifty five. All right, we'll do. It's good
Speaker 2: to talk to you.
Speaker 1: How do you how do you how do your your
Speaker 1: did you say your Cuban father or Mexican father? My
Speaker 1: father's Mexican, So how do you How does your Cuban
Speaker 1: mother and your Mexican father get along?
Speaker 2: Do they fight?
Speaker 5: Like they're not together?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Got to be so morbid about it. But I'm the
Speaker 5: product of rape. It's so yeah, okay, yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 5: I was adopted and it's.
Speaker 2: A long story, but you were adopted to those to
Speaker 2: the two.
Speaker 5: No, I'm adopted by African American mommy dad.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, wow, you guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love mom. I met her and she's cool
Speaker 5: and lesbian, so it's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Well, wonderful, nice to talk to you. Take care of yourself,
Speaker 1: a great day. Uh, what is going on?
Speaker 2: Taylor?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 1: Taylor?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: Right, kiess tonight, just got in the car to go
Speaker 5: to school. So I don't even know how you.
Speaker 6: Guys find it up on the subject, but.
Speaker 5: I call all the time in my whole family.
Speaker 6: Baby. Once in a while.
Speaker 1: I'll actually slip and say it to a stranger or something.
Speaker 2: Yes, And if it seems.
Speaker 4: Awkward, I'll apologize and explain that. Like I use it
Speaker 4: on my cousins.
Speaker 1: But the way we got on it for those that
Speaker 1: are just like you that just tuned in, a guy
Speaker 1: buddy of mine called me, babe, and I thought found
Speaker 1: it to be very interesting.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I use it all the time.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we'll see you later, my babe. You're not
Speaker 2: even gonna ask Murdy what's up? Murdy? Hey, how's it
Speaker 2: going good? Murdy? What's going on nothing.
Speaker 3: Well, I was thinking to myself, it sounds like you've
Speaker 3: been eating like with them, them gay men horses eat
Speaker 3: because every time you're into the fore phone, you say, hey,
Speaker 3: you
Speaker 2: Got You are bad all right, get off