Speaker 1: All right, Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2: I know sometimes we talk about DoorDash drivers, so this
Speaker 2: is not specific just to DoorDash drivers. It could be anybody.
Speaker 2: But I got done dirty by a DoorDash driver. Chelsea
Speaker 2: caught our door dash driver picking her flowers. So I
Speaker 2: don't know if there any listeners of ours that have
Speaker 2: like beautiful flowers in front of their home or back
Speaker 2: of their home or maybe a garden. Have you ever
Speaker 2: had people just help themselves to them, like where they
Speaker 2: cut People come over and just randomly like cut your
Speaker 2: stuff and we'll said it. Have you ever had that
Speaker 2: happened to you? So we had a DoorDash driver that
Speaker 2: delivered DoorDash to our house. And when he delivered the
Speaker 2: DoorDash to our house, Chelsea said, she goes. I think
Speaker 2: that the DoorDash driver just got out of his car
Speaker 2: went to her hydrangeas that she has in front of
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 3: No pydrain does are beautiful.
Speaker 1: They're like Google and.
Speaker 2: There it's hydrangea bloom in season right now because they're
Speaker 2: they're blooming and and I sent the ring camera. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you what you guys want to do.
Speaker 2: I feel bad. I don't want to get this guy
Speaker 2: like in trouble. But the funny thing is about this guy.
Speaker 2: He's a nice old gentleman. Look at the size of
Speaker 2: this man's old man. Choose as he's the he's the
Speaker 2: old guy. He's yeah, he's the he's the old guy
Speaker 2: in the scooby doo. Who killed or who is the
Speaker 2: person that did it?
Speaker 1: It was the old man. No, these aren't even hocus.
Speaker 2: These are like rebox or something, balance or new balances,
Speaker 2: new balances.
Speaker 1: The are the old guys.
Speaker 2: So so he he's kind of scopes it out. He
Speaker 2: walks and then he stops for a second and he
Speaker 2: kind of peers at it, goes over towards his car,
Speaker 2: gets out something to do the cutting with, and then
Speaker 2: comes back out and cuts. And he had his toolbox
Speaker 2: or scissors or something. Then I don't know he was
Speaker 2: maybe maybe he's a florist, maybe by trade, but he
Speaker 2: took he took her flowers, which, to be quite honest,
Speaker 2: there's plenty of them, Like there's literally so many of
Speaker 2: them in front of the house. That's not flattering that
Speaker 2: they're taking your stuff. Well, you tell me what if
Speaker 2: I had a zucchini garden and I only had you know,
Speaker 2: twenty zucchinis for the year, twenty zucchi and somebody takes
Speaker 2: two of them? How many do I have now that problem?
Speaker 4: I mean, honestly, I'm asking because I'm not a flower guy.
Speaker 4: I don't plant flowers, but I think it would be
Speaker 4: a little flattering somebody came up and thought it was
Speaker 4: so beautiful and then picked the ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, then here's my question. What if somebody came by
Speaker 2: your house and thought that your son was beautiful? Oh,
Speaker 2: I grabbed him and put him in the car, my son, flower?
Speaker 3: Could you as I've had this happen to me. I mean,
Speaker 3: it was somebody on a walk. It was a woman
Speaker 3: on the walk. And the crazy thing is like, in
Speaker 3: your first off, what this man did was wrong, but
Speaker 3: he was at least passing by the flowers on his
Speaker 3: way to drop off your order. In my case, the
Speaker 3: lady literally crossed my front yard and came into the
Speaker 3: entrance to my backyard.
Speaker 1: In the backyard.
Speaker 3: She didn't go into the backyard, but my and it
Speaker 3: was the same thing. By the way, it was hydrangeas
Speaker 3: they like are right there before you get into my backyard.
Speaker 3: So she had to walk across my entire front lawn
Speaker 3: to get and.
Speaker 1: I watched her do it. That's different.
Speaker 3: That was so, but so is yours. I mean the
Speaker 3: guy literally brought cutters with him.
Speaker 1: But I don't I don't get like I.
Speaker 3: Can remember when my sisters and I were little and
Speaker 3: we would pick our neighbors flowers, and my mom would
Speaker 3: get so mad. She's like, you can't do that, Like
Speaker 3: that's those that's you know, that's somebody's properties.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you that.
Speaker 4: So near my mom's house, there's a guy who has
Speaker 4: an apple tree growing in his front yard. And sometimes
Speaker 4: if I'm on a walk with Josiah, we'll jump up
Speaker 4: and we'll take an apple. We have no like interest
Speaker 4: in eating it or whatever case is. But it's an
Speaker 4: apple tree. I shouldn't do that either. Honestly, I think
Speaker 4: that I think that it's different. An apple tree is
Speaker 4: different than a we just talked about somebody's taken Josiah.
Speaker 2: I know I'm saying, you know, the apple tree is
Speaker 2: different because I don't know necessarily where people have their
Speaker 2: apple tree and they eat their apples off of it.
Speaker 2: I think they might just have a tree, Like I
Speaker 2: don't are you doing with the highdranges?
Speaker 1: Some people. They look good.
Speaker 2: She's not doing it if you cut them, according to her,
Speaker 2: if you cut them wrong, they don't grow back right
Speaker 2: the next year. But I don't know, she's not even
Speaker 2: planting these. I know she planted them a while ago
Speaker 2: and then they grow through there. Here's the interesting, uh,
Speaker 2: part of this whole thing, if any of this part
Speaker 2: is interesting of this fut is that I've been trying
Speaker 2: to get her to cut these damn things for the
Speaker 2: longest time. Block Like they block the house number and everything.
Speaker 2: I'm like this, you can't even see the house. It's
Speaker 2: it's crazy.
Speaker 5: Well you can see the house.
Speaker 3: The DoorDash driver made it.
Speaker 1: There, you got it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is this is this similar to the person that goes
Speaker 2: in your backyard and randomly just takes up in your
Speaker 2: pool or something like that? Or no, that's yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: Why what's going on?
Speaker 1: McKenna? How you doing? Hey?
Speaker 6: Good morning guys, good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 2: How are you fantastic? So what do you think or
Speaker 2: you had something like this happened?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So we lived in Florida for a while and mangoes
Speaker 6: were a hot commodity and the amount of delivery drivers
Speaker 6: or like truly, just someone driving past your house. That's
Speaker 6: how you had a mango tree. People would keep like
Speaker 6: the picker thing in their car and just stop by
Speaker 6: if they thought mango tree and.
Speaker 8: Just pick it clean like we had one.
Speaker 6: We had a mango tree outside our apartment and a
Speaker 6: delivery guy just like picked it clean one day and
Speaker 6: then we had.
Speaker 1: No more mangoes. Wait, they didn't just take one like
Speaker 1: Kevin was saying. They took the whole time.
Speaker 6: Yep, they cleared He cleared the tree.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: By the way, all it comes to mango all I'm
Speaker 2: thinking of the entire time that you're saying this mango
Speaker 2: tree thing.
Speaker 1: Is that Zach Brown song? Have you ever heard the
Speaker 1: Zach Brown.
Speaker 2: Song Waiting for the sunlight to come rising from the sea?
Speaker 6: What is this we lay on the cob of shaded
Speaker 6: by the mango tree?
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, all right, yeah, what's called? It's called mango tree.
Speaker 2: Coincidentally enough, McKenna, I would chop somebody's hands off if
Speaker 2: they took all my mangoes off my mango tree.
Speaker 7: Old.
Speaker 6: The audacity of some people to like reach over a
Speaker 6: fence or something like that to get the mangoes there's
Speaker 6: absolutely no shame during mango.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy. What's up, Devin? How you doing good?
Speaker 1: Are you good? What's happening Devin? What do you want
Speaker 1: to say?
Speaker 6: You know that you're the uber driver, right.
Speaker 1: So you think I didn't tip it up? Maybe that's
Speaker 1: the reason why I don't.
Speaker 7: Think if they probably needed to get the flowers.
Speaker 2: This poor old guy, if it wasn't an old guy
Speaker 2: like that, an old bastard like that, I probably would.
Speaker 3: Just probably bringing him to his wife of sixty five years.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be wild if his wife is dead and
Speaker 2: he remembers her based on the thing?
Speaker 3: Okay, did take the whole damn bush.
Speaker 1: Our middle name was Hydraen.
Speaker 2: But you know what's funny about that is my wife
Speaker 2: is a loving woman, but she'd be like, I still
Speaker 2: don't want that bastard.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Jenny? How you going?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 7: I'm doing well.
Speaker 2: How are you good? What's going on? Have you ever
Speaker 2: had a person steal your plants?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: So, peonies are my favorite flower, and my husband and
Speaker 7: I planted one at our house. And you know, sometimes
Speaker 7: flowers don't always bloom like even not for the first peas,
Speaker 7: and you have to wait a little bit y. We
Speaker 7: were so excited our first panty bloom. It was fy
Speaker 7: our mailbox, a beautiful white one. My kids and I like,
Speaker 7: we were tracking it every day. Let's check on the flowers,
Speaker 7: so beautiful. We came home one day and it was gone.
Speaker 6: We have a lot of foot traffic by our.
Speaker 7: House, by our mailbox, so someone had picked the flower.
Speaker 3: And we were so sad.
Speaker 7: We've been tracking this flower, and like my kids are sad.
Speaker 7: So I say, leave the flowers. They're beautiful for everyone
Speaker 7: to look at. And it might be someone's prize plant
Speaker 7: that they've been dying to see pop up at their house.
Speaker 2: Yes, seriously, the peenies. What does a peenies look like?
Speaker 1: I'm just so yeah, gorgeous. All those are beautiful, beautiful, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: those are sad.
Speaker 2: Don't steal it's probably the doorhash driver. Look for a
Speaker 2: guy with huge and new balanced shoes on what's going on?
Speaker 1: Nina?
Speaker 7: Oh hi there hi.
Speaker 8: So I go to a big bee by my house
Speaker 8: through the drive through just about every morning, and I
Speaker 8: pull up one morning and the barif that says you
Speaker 8: are not going to believe what just happened, I'm like,
Speaker 8: annoy me what. We have a regular.
Speaker 9: Who comes to the drive through every single day. He
Speaker 9: pulled up and he was kind of like sitting up ahead,
Speaker 9: and they thought that was odd, like, huh, what's he doing?
Speaker 9: Maybe drinking a cuspey or whatever. And he goes, So
Speaker 9: I decide to walk to the window to see what
Speaker 9: he's doing. And I catch the guy throwing a shovel
Speaker 9: back into his car and he's got both their day
Speaker 9: lily plants in his arms and jumps in the driver's
Speaker 9: seat and takes off.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and he says, no, I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 9: Look ahead. Do you see the dirt.
Speaker 1: In the road.
Speaker 9: I'm like, oh my gosh, I do. So I'm leaving
Speaker 9: and I pull up and stop where they say, you
Speaker 9: know he took the plant.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh no, there's holes and it was.
Speaker 9: Clearly dug up with a shovel. Two holes in their landscape.
Speaker 1: That is wow. That is of course.
Speaker 9: The next several days and I go back to get
Speaker 9: my coffee, I'm like, so has the gentleman come back?
Speaker 9: Did you guys say anything? And the dude has not
Speaker 9: come back.
Speaker 2: He has not been back at all. Huh, that's unreal.
Speaker 2: That is insanity. These guys are just so bold with
Speaker 2: a trouble in the back of the car.
Speaker 1: Debbie, what's up? It's mojo in the morning either, Good morning.
Speaker 10: I had two beautiful hydrangel bushes on each side of
Speaker 10: my house and my ex we broke up, and she
Speaker 10: came and actually dug up one of the bushes because
Speaker 10: she wanted it so bad. It was like one of
Speaker 10: those beautiful blue ones.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and she took it.
Speaker 8: I couldn't believe it without me even knowing it.
Speaker 1: Man, you know what.
Speaker 2: I kind of like that that you guys have a
Speaker 2: little drama going on there between the two of you.
Speaker 1: Did you go dig it up out of her yard? Then? Later?
Speaker 10: No, I did not.
Speaker 8: I did not.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question.
Speaker 2: What was your bush better than her bush?
Speaker 1: Listen to this one.
Speaker 2: Somebody cut down the tree in front of Calli's family's
Speaker 2: house so they could have a Christmas tree.
Speaker 1: Is that right, Calli?
Speaker 7: Yes, good morning.
Speaker 5: So there's a tradition on my uh in my husband's
Speaker 5: family's home where every time there's a child born, they
Speaker 5: built they plant a tree or a bush or whatever
Speaker 5: it is. And my husband's tree got cut down.
Speaker 4: Oh that was planted shot short, but you know what,
Speaker 4: think about it.
Speaker 1: Somebody had a nice Christmas with that beautiful tree. Somebody
Speaker 1: enjoyed it.
Speaker 5: And then hopefully they dropped it off at a farm.
Speaker 1: And goat ate it. H. Well, that that is definitely