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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah Tampa Accident Attorneys. All right, Ashley Katie. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: today's got a recipe for something crazy. I can tell

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Speaker 1: it's in the air, and I love it. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love it. Do you guys nap after the show

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Speaker 1: at all? You know, we wake up so early. We

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Speaker 1: gotta be up like super early and nap when you

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Speaker 1: get home.

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Speaker 2: I've not been napping this year. No, yea nap. I'm

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Speaker 2: fifty to fifty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I've napped once the whole entire time.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a nap or. I napped yesterday though unintentionally.

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Speaker 1: I took a shower and then I went to I

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Speaker 1: like to dry off in my bed. I go naked.

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Speaker 1: I spread my legs and i'd let the fan. It's

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Speaker 1: like a light, big ass blow dryer. And I fell asleep.

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Speaker 1: And then I woke up. And then I fell asleep.

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Speaker 1: I probably slept for like maybe fifteen hours from the

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Speaker 1: end of the show till now.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: But then I woke up and I just started to

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Speaker 1: doom scroll and doom scroll and doom scroll. And then

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Speaker 1: when I got in here in the studio, everyone was

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Speaker 1: doing their own thing. No one was in the main

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Speaker 1: studio with me. So I doom scrolled and I doom scrolled,

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Speaker 1: and I think I've doom scrolled for about an hour

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Speaker 1: and a half already today. I'm not messing around. I

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Speaker 1: think a full on meme attack you all. You all

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Speaker 1: got attacked by your own memes. By the way, you

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Speaker 1: guys all probably have fifty memes that I sent.

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Speaker 2: You check the lady. Yeah in the morning when you

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Speaker 2: turned your phone around too.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I got a great Sabrina Carpenter one. I've watched

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Speaker 1: like seven eight hundred and four the ninety three ninety three. Realistically,

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Speaker 1: how long do you think you doom scroll?

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Speaker 2: Four?

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Speaker 1: Like, are you the type of person that when you

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Speaker 1: go to the bathroom your butt sore after because you

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Speaker 1: just sat and sat and sat and sat eight hundred

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Speaker 1: four and nine ninety three ninety three. You could text

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Speaker 1: it at ninety seven seven two zero. I'm sure that

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Speaker 1: jet's like, it's not healthy. I don't go on my phone. No,

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Speaker 1: I do go on my phone. I just don't and

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Speaker 1: spend as much time on my phone as you don't.

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Speaker 3: Doom scroll on occasion, yeah, on the weekends, but like

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Speaker 3: during the week, I'll catch myself. For example, Joe, you

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Speaker 3: mentioned the toilet where if I noticed my legs are

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Speaker 3: starting to fall asleep, then that means I've been on

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Speaker 3: the phone for a little too long.

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Speaker 1: Hey, check how your daily average for your screen time.

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Speaker 1: You said that you don't sit on your phone as

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Speaker 1: long as me. Let's let's do.

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Speaker 4: That yesterday while you guys are looking that up. Yesterday

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Speaker 4: when I got home because I doom scroll a lot,

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Speaker 4: I literally sat in my car, didn't even get out

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Speaker 4: of my car, and I was just on TikTok or

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Speaker 4: I was on Twitter.

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Speaker 2: Just sit in in the car, doom scrolling scroll at

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Speaker 2: a red light. Yeah, and then you get the honk.

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Speaker 1: Who do you ever screw up while you drive? And

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Speaker 1: you want to flip the person.

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Speaker 4: Off for calling you out because they call me doom

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Speaker 4: scroll And I'm like, oh, yeah, I was just watching

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Speaker 4: this cool video.

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Speaker 1: My daily average is four hours and thirty three minutes.

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Speaker 3: Mine's two.

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Speaker 2: Mind's almost six down thirteen percent from last.

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Speaker 4: Week minus seven. It had to be audio yesterday telling

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Speaker 4: you telling you was all yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Yours is only two hours.

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Speaker 2: Jet Yep, you're missing out, Yeah, you are not missing out.

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Speaker 2: I'm possum talk's possible, so I'm very heavily on possum talk.

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Speaker 2: So it's like people who have possums, it's pets or

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Speaker 2: they like find them around their farms. They're so cute.

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Speaker 1: It's I don't know if a meming me to death

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Speaker 1: on that one, and then I'll start watching it. Mind's

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Speaker 1: a lot of Sabrina Carpenter saying I want to arrest

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Speaker 1: the hot guy, and then the guy from SNL with

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Speaker 1: the accent goes me, and then she goes no, the

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Speaker 1: guy with the camera, and then it flips around and

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Speaker 1: it's someone funny holding the camera like Lebron James and ors.

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Speaker 2: I remember you showing me that one? You love that one.

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Speaker 3: It's a pretty good one. And Joe is notorious for

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Speaker 3: loving the Benjamin memes.

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Speaker 1: Benjamin memes people. All right, they're logging into my computer again.

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Speaker 1: We get them off down. I'm sorry, it's just I

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Speaker 1: hate to bring it up for right now, but it's

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Speaker 1: it's messing up the show. Uh yeah, get them off?

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Speaker 1: Please stop? Please stop?

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Speaker 2: Are you guys fighting each other with the mouse?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Get them on? I uh I you're trying.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to doom scroll scroll next day and no,

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Speaker 2: let them take over. But don't let them take over?

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Speaker 1: Can I play another song and doom scroll? Take a

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Speaker 1: little deep breath? What are you doom scrolling on?

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Speaker 2: Ashley?

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Speaker 4: I'm doom scrolling on TikTok And sometimes I'll come across

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Speaker 4: a TikTok live of Black China's mom, uh Tokyo, and

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Speaker 4: I will watch her live for like hours, I'm talking

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Speaker 4: like three hours. I'll sit it up and I'll just

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Speaker 4: watch it while I'm doing dishes or I'll do laundry.

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Speaker 4: So I'm guarantee you most of my screen time is

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Speaker 4: Black China's mom, like going through the Starbucks line or

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Speaker 4: hanging out Rob Kardashian.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or she's with a dream her granddaughter. She is insane. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 2: and she's on all hours of the day.

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Speaker 1: Do you mind sending I love I just love content.

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Speaker 1: Who knows I could get into anything with this?

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Speaker 2: You know it? Trying to have a show.

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Speaker 4: No, she doesn't, It's just her mom. She's just live

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Speaker 4: on TikTok. She's just a She's a funny character. Is

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Speaker 4: it hard to watch lives?

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Speaker 1: Though? Because I feel like that's too I like doom

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Speaker 1: scrolling when my intention span is her second videos.

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Speaker 4: She says some of the wildest things and does some

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Speaker 4: of the wildest things in these videos that it keeps

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Speaker 4: you entertained.

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Speaker 1: Does she eat, Yes, she'll.

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Speaker 2: Go through the drive room talk to people. But she's

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Speaker 2: like hurtsing people out. Oh yeah, Rick.

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Speaker 4: Ros's baby mama Auntie Yantie. Yeah, I love her she does. Now,

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Speaker 4: she rolls up, she'll cook. She called people and cuss

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Speaker 4: people out because you like, hey, can you cuss my

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Speaker 4: baby daddy out?

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Speaker 2: And she'll call them daddy. So she takes requests.

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Speaker 4: I love that.

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Speaker 2: Ask a question.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, why do black people like to like eat while

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Speaker 1: they're talking on video?

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Speaker 4: That's any right, I see white people, Asian people as.

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Speaker 1: Did yes, oh no, that's a mask. Yeah, but they're

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Speaker 1: not talking. They just eat like it.

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Speaker 2: Well, now they're talking, most of them are talking. Now.

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Speaker 4: Back in the day, I be like, like twenty one,

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Speaker 4: they weren't talking, but everyone.

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Speaker 2: And they're eating in their car. That's disgusting that. I

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Speaker 2: have a problem with that too. Yeah. It's like gross,

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Speaker 2: like trumble cookie, like taco bo burritos, the cheese, the big.

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Speaker 4: McDonald's nuggets on a Chipotle bowl, how about when they

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Speaker 4: put like in their spilling in their car that's never

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Speaker 4: seen the ones.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're spilling all the Come on, who's cleaning this out?

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Speaker 1: I don't want that.

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Speaker 2: Did you guys already say that?

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Speaker 1: And I just repeated it? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Okay, spread, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at whoever's touching the screen right now. But uh, hey,

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Speaker 1: you know what, we're happy about it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Why are we happy about it?

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Speaker 2: Not a damn clue? Because are they still in there?

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Speaker 2: Some next thing? I kicked them out?

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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