Speaker 1: Have you or have you not committed a felony in
Speaker 1: the past six months?
Speaker 2: Now, what was with the pause? I thought you said
Speaker 2: melody committed a melody in the past six months. I've
Speaker 2: committed a melody. What is the melody you've committed for
Speaker 2: the system? Don't let me boo Joe too. Listen Beaverville,
Speaker 2: come on in.
Speaker 3: Morning, lady and gentlemen, and welcome to video message number
Speaker 3: twenty nine.
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Speaker 6: It is the eighth day of May twenty twenty six.
Speaker 6: Good morning everybody, and welcome to your little parate Trip
Speaker 6: morning show.
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 6: My name is Chris Hockey. How are you here? We
Speaker 6: are on a Friday and the return of Mark Parrish,
Speaker 6: Marty Glarnard, the initials game a casto of thousands. Let's
Speaker 6: get her started.
Speaker 2: Shot.
Speaker 6: We hear some comedy on Mother's Day weekend Greg Warren
Speaker 6: talking about mom. Good morning, Mama, come on in. I
Speaker 6: am glad you are here.
Speaker 3: I ran a deal one time, Columbus, Ohio. Two hundred
Speaker 3: Kroger stores, eighteen ounce Jiff.
Speaker 2: Ninety nine cents.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I did that. It'll never happen again, never, never.
Speaker 7: Even the bad moms brought Jiff that week. Mama, who's
Speaker 7: pre depoter face better don't get used to it, bawn.
Speaker 7: I ain't giving up cigarettes, and I ain't giving up
Speaker 7: red Bull. So when it's gone, it's gone.
Speaker 3: That was an unchoosing mom, like I'm sure you've all
Speaker 3: seen an unchoosing mom at the grocery store, right like
Speaker 3: yelling at their kids.
Speaker 2: I'm like, chusy.
Speaker 7: I wasn't choosy when I met your daddy. I ain't
Speaker 7: about to start. But no, Peanut Butter, you better put
Speaker 7: that brand name Peter Butter back on the shelf or
Speaker 7: I might choose to leave you in the parking lot.
Speaker 2: Like I did your brother.
Speaker 8: You didn't know you had a brother, did you?
Speaker 2: You uh flashed the general.
Speaker 9: Yes, favers side is sweet, and I agree fetus.
Speaker 2: On your side. You hear the cist and thunder side
Speaker 2: in stray.
Speaker 9: Yes, I agree, you get to take it to the top.
Speaker 10: Stop Coward's Good Morning, Joe Friday, May eighth of twenty
Speaker 10: twenty six.
Speaker 2: Good morning, I'm Corey Cove. That's Chris Hockey, that's.
Speaker 10: Meat Sauce, Paul Lambert, there's Zachary Helberson, and there's a
Speaker 10: gentleman John Chriestel.
Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 2: Good morning? Held? Yes? The return? Did you see your
Speaker 2: head on the TV?
Speaker 8: TV?
Speaker 2: He did? That's hell? Man, Hard?
Speaker 10: I think too, y you stayed bent over Hunger clipped
Speaker 10: his head on the TV? Hard, I heard, Ah.
Speaker 2: You got God? Did Zack get that on camera? Is
Speaker 2: he going down?
Speaker 6: Is it over?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 10: We make jokes about the size of your head, but
Speaker 10: that just sure as hell. Clip the side of that
Speaker 10: TV real hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good, it's the TV. Okay. Now I'm in
Speaker 2: Tommy's chair. Yeah?
Speaker 5: Did the TV break off the wall? I gotta switch chairs.
Speaker 5: What a rough starts chair? Yeah, it's all right. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I can't complain about an injury in front of you know.
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, that's right. Look, look it on tough.
Speaker 2: Is he's fighting through it? Yes? Oh man.
Speaker 10: The triumph for return of Mark Parrish in about an
Speaker 10: hour and a half. We'll see Mark Parish at seven o'clock.
Speaker 10: Marty Geller will be here initials at eight fifteen. With
Speaker 10: one hundred and fifteen thousand, five hundred dollars potentially up
Speaker 10: for grabs.
Speaker 2: It is so over due. I know, let's go. Let's go, man, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we want to start it over.
Speaker 10: You know those first couple of weeks if it's back
Speaker 10: to like, hey, you have a chance at fifteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, but sure, but.
Speaker 10: Then it'll eventually build itself up and maybe get back
Speaker 10: to this one hundred and fifteen thousand, five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: What did the second guy win? Thirteen to five? That's
Speaker 2: not bad.
Speaker 10: He took his family, I believed in Mexico or something.
Speaker 10: He went on a family vacation. Did he really got
Speaker 10: him there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, he took him down there, gave him the haunt
Speaker 6: of virus.
Speaker 2: Is thirteen thousand enough hogs Daddy? For what? When you
Speaker 2: hit a jackpot on a slot, I don't we talking about.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's a solid when you use handpay right
Speaker 2: right right?
Speaker 6: I mean sure, but you got to go inside to
Speaker 6: actually win a jackpot, and I am a waiver.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's the new you hey, is the is the
Speaker 10: hand pay minimum?
Speaker 2: The tax minimum increase? Now? Is that thousand? I believe
Speaker 2: it is two thousand in Vegas or I've.
Speaker 6: Been told that that is true everywhere, and especially in
Speaker 6: Minnesota Wisconsin.
Speaker 2: Because it's an IRS.
Speaker 10: You've been told that, especially in Minnesota and Wisconsin, we're.
Speaker 2: Up to two k gran.
Speaker 6: That's right and funny. It's weird how now you often
Speaker 6: hit two thousand and two dollars or two thousand and
Speaker 6: four dollars.
Speaker 2: It's strange.
Speaker 6: Yeah, twelve hundred and four dollars or twelve hundred two dollars.
Speaker 2: And now out of no my friends, some of your friends.
Speaker 6: I got no friends are hitting just over two thousand dollars. Suddenly,
Speaker 6: it's crazy.
Speaker 10: You know what's weird is you would think the casino
Speaker 10: is incentivized to have you win nineteen hundred and ninety
Speaker 10: You never.
Speaker 2: Make conspiracy bitch.
Speaker 5: That used to be in Vegas where they would sort
Speaker 5: of advertise a tax free I haven't seen that in
Speaker 5: a long time. This was you know, mid to late
Speaker 5: two thousands. But yeah, where it would be in nineteen
Speaker 5: ninety nine, Jackpot or at that time, it was like
Speaker 5: what eleven ninety nine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you, guys, I mean this, this
Speaker 6: is no garbage. I hardly ever hit a jackpot that
Speaker 6: was just over two thousand dollars until the tax limit
Speaker 6: was two thousand dollars on my life. I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6: That is a true statement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, that's so weird. I'm with you. I don't know.
Speaker 10: It should be the other way, right, They should be
Speaker 10: super happy for you to be under that.
Speaker 2: So you're just like, well, this is all mine, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna keep doing.
Speaker 5: They have to hand pay you, and then you feel
Speaker 5: obligated to tip them, which we do. And I know
Speaker 5: that it's supposed to be the right thing to do.
Speaker 5: It's the dumbest thing that you're expected. I mean, it's
Speaker 5: like tipping the person at Starbucks or.
Speaker 2: The bank teller or the a t M. You wouldn't
Speaker 2: tip the ATM. You got to do that.
Speaker 6: You might kind of bullet for you.
Speaker 2: You gotta you should take her.
Speaker 10: Out, right, Yeah, right, that is very very strange. And
Speaker 10: I know there's casino people listening and they're like, well, yeah,
Speaker 10: that's very standard. I'm a huge jackpope. I don't understand
Speaker 10: it either. But that's just like this weird thing. I've
Speaker 10: seen some of our friends tip huge when they win jackpots,
Speaker 10: and I'm like, you just gave that person an ungodly
Speaker 10: amount of money and all they did was walk money
Speaker 10: over to you.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying what very and I'm not saying you shouldn't.
Speaker 10: You know, here's a little something for the effort, but
Speaker 10: a significant amount.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't be doing the whole Like, hey, I have
Speaker 2: to give them a certain percentage of this jackpot?
Speaker 10: What what are you talking about? That's that is absolutely insane.
Speaker 5: Friend of the show who is a casino executive said
Speaker 5: a lot of casinos have left the handpay at eleven
Speaker 5: ninety nine so they won't miss out on their tip.
Speaker 5: I tell you what if I win, if I win
Speaker 5: a jackpot, a hand pay at at eleven ninety nine,
Speaker 5: they're not getting a tip. Dude, I don't care. That
Speaker 5: is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 6: Now that you've said that one particular place, I've had
Speaker 6: to ask twice, why am I getting a handpay? It's
Speaker 6: I thought it was two thousand dollars. They're like, oh,
Speaker 6: it's the old machines.
Speaker 5: But you don't get m y son of a bitch,
Speaker 5: you didn't get a taxt.
Speaker 2: No, but I had to stop gambling. And then did
Speaker 2: you know your friend did? Yeah? That did send you tip? Then? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because yeah I did. Oh my goodness, out of a bitches. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's time to fight because you just play.
Speaker 6: Cards, because you know what you're doing while you're you're
Speaker 6: sitting there waiting on the handpage, is you're paying a
Speaker 6: different playing a different machine, spending money and you're waiting.
Speaker 2: Hmm, those rotten dogs. Yeah, we just cracked the code.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't understand any of the tax gambling laws. They
Speaker 2: don't know. None of them make any sense.
Speaker 5: Not only are we your sports leader, we are your
Speaker 5: gambling leader. Yes, sir, you're gambling leader, ethics leader, that's
Speaker 5: what we are.
Speaker 2: Ethics. Yeah, your word is your bond. That's right.
Speaker 5: So I mean, and it's that it's not that employee's fault.
Speaker 5: But you just they'll get the headshake and go, thank
Speaker 5: you for walking this over to me.
Speaker 2: That's very nice, very nice. Appreciate Are you doing this
Speaker 2: because I don't have the legs? You may call the
Speaker 2: drink lady o before you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Well Yeah, bring her over because we need
Speaker 5: another round of high noons.
Speaker 2: My problem again, you get to know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: I don't need to say his name.
Speaker 10: I watched somebody went a significant amount of money and
Speaker 10: then tipped one thousand dollars, and percentage wise, that was
Speaker 10: not much compared to what they want, right, But you.
Speaker 2: Gave somebody a thousand.
Speaker 10: Dollars for walking money over for about five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't have a thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: I didn't have as much of a problem with it
Speaker 5: until I've started seeing discussions online. I follow a lot
Speaker 5: of gambling people and gambling I'm more intrigued by gambling employees,
Speaker 5: casino employees. That industry is just so interesting. They will
Speaker 5: absolutely shred these people that don't tip to the amount
Speaker 5: they think that they're owed, and they'll be like, what
Speaker 5: a scumbag, what a loser? Don't come here and gamble
Speaker 5: if you can't afford a tip. When you get a
Speaker 5: hand pay And I stay out of it because I've
Speaker 5: got better things to do these days and argue with
Speaker 5: people on social media. But I want to get in
Speaker 5: there and be like, you entitled anus, why do you
Speaker 5: think that that we should give you any money because
Speaker 5: I'm going to also now have to pay taxes on
Speaker 5: this or in this case not, but still have to
Speaker 5: pay you. And and that isn't good enough that there's
Speaker 5: a certain five percent or ten percent. This isn't like
Speaker 5: if I understand if you go to a restaurant, correct,
Speaker 5: if I go to a restaurant and have them bring
Speaker 5: me food, bring me drinks, I'm going to and I
Speaker 5: know that going into it.
Speaker 2: These it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 6: And now that I learned this, did you see what
Speaker 6: I'm just No, he just said, they tell you it's
Speaker 6: the old machines, but it doesn't take much to convert them.
Speaker 2: Right, it's a flip of the god.
Speaker 5: Dang, you can change your denomination with the push of
Speaker 5: a button, right you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, a Catholic all the time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, depending on who's asking, what the hell we look
Speaker 5: at that we.
Speaker 2: Broke the code wire.
Speaker 10: Some thresholds two K, some are five K, Like they're
Speaker 10: different levels for the game you're playing.
Speaker 2: It shouldn't it be just the amount of money you win? Correct?
Speaker 2: When some of its makes no sense?
Speaker 5: Money laundering and other things originally, but.
Speaker 2: I gotta figure out how money launder is there money?
Speaker 2: Does you watch over?
Speaker 6: It's so filthy. I touch it with my hands.
Speaker 2: It's so dirty.
Speaker 6: I never wash my hands.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm against water.
Speaker 10: It is the worst part of the World Series of Poker,
Speaker 10: which is like three weeks away in Vegas, is during
Speaker 10: the break every two hours, sometimes thousands of people have
Speaker 10: twenty minutes to run to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Right. The line is epic, epic.
Speaker 10: And you watch the percentage of people that walk straight
Speaker 10: out of there without washing their hands, and it's probably
Speaker 10: fifty percent.
Speaker 5: And there's a lot of people that number two and
Speaker 5: will do the same thing, which is insane.
Speaker 2: It's insane.
Speaker 10: It takes ten seconds to do a bad job. But
Speaker 10: we'll all appreciate a bad job of washing your hands.
Speaker 2: You know what. A bad job is better than no job.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, Well, so just give her the old water
Speaker 10: rents if you're going to completely have.
Speaker 2: Gets it. Yeah, he probably washes his hands.
Speaker 5: It doesn't Probably, it doesn't matter in the end because
Speaker 5: the chips you touch are filthy.
Speaker 2: Oh right, but you gotta do it. Yeah, sure, at
Speaker 2: least for optics.
Speaker 10: Just make the conusion stand up that we're at least
Speaker 10: washing our hands.
Speaker 2: What do you take it.
Speaker 6: So we have a our trumpet player, Patrick and the
Speaker 6: Fabulous Armadillos. He's the one who do diep do Deep?
Speaker 6: You know, the the trumpet mistake. Yeah, yeah, that's Patrick Thorne.
Speaker 6: So he and I we have fun with each other
Speaker 6: when we play shows. We just finished our run of
Speaker 6: nineteen shows in like twenty four days or something like that, so.
Speaker 2: We were together a lot.
Speaker 6: Yes, this is Patrick. That last note which is wrong,
Speaker 6: that's Patrick, and we play that on the show as
Speaker 6: a mistake because we love pointing out his mistake. Well,
Speaker 6: the other day, we were playing a church in Minneapolis.
Speaker 6: They I forget the name of the church. I can't
Speaker 6: remember off the top of my head. Sat it doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: So they have concerts there on Sunday because they have
Speaker 6: this great room and and people come and describe it's
Speaker 6: a fantastic show, fantastic Gary of town. We're playing there
Speaker 6: and we do sound check and before we go back
Speaker 6: out to do the show, I go into the to
Speaker 6: the stall to do a tradition business and I hear
Speaker 6: Patrick singing him and he and I hear. Then he
Speaker 6: comes in and he sits down in the stall beside me.
Speaker 6: He was gonna do a big job, and before as
Speaker 6: he's doing his big job making noises. Every time he
Speaker 6: made a noise, I played from my phone right, and
Speaker 6: the first time he didn't say thing, The second time
Speaker 6: he said, fifth time he didn't say thing, I realized
Speaker 6: it probably wouldn't Patrick.
Speaker 2: It was past. Probably no idea who was and now
Speaker 2: that guy.
Speaker 6: Only thing I know is when I turned the corner
Speaker 6: and went around the corner, Patrick was sitting in the auditorium,
Speaker 6: so it definitely wasn't past.
Speaker 5: So are you saying this because then you said I'm
Speaker 5: not washing my hands, I'm just getting the hell out
Speaker 5: of it.
Speaker 6: I damped them. I got to them, and.
Speaker 5: You know they were peeking between the crack and oh damn,
Speaker 5: that's still the singer.
Speaker 2: Every time you go and sing it just knock about weird.
Speaker 5: How many times though, I've been in a restroom doing
Speaker 5: my big job, a public restroom and I hear someone
Speaker 5: else basically playing the turd cut or trombone, you know,
Speaker 5: and I'll be laughing because it's funny, and they don't.
Speaker 5: Whereas if I make a noise, I'll be laughing at myself,
Speaker 5: and sometimes some will time in, but oh it's funny.
Speaker 5: Bathroom serve, so wherever that.
Speaker 6: Was sitting in the style beside me, apologize. I should
Speaker 6: have known the second time it wasn't Patrick.
Speaker 2: But IT'SOK. Good five times like it's good to be sure.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and on behalf of Chris Hockey. Sorry father? Yeah?
Speaker 10: What if he just started singing the rest of the song.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, or he did the guitar solo with his amus. Oh,
Speaker 6: I've been influenced, guys. What if it was Pope Leo?
Speaker 2: Yah? He would have laughed. Yeah, I don't know, like
Speaker 2: you would have. Didn't Rosie meet him? No, you got
Speaker 2: a private tour of the Vatican.
Speaker 10: But I believe Popo Leo was gone that day, and
Speaker 10: trust me, we would have heard about it.
Speaker 6: Speaking of meeting somebody, did you guys see whom I
Speaker 6: probably will meet coming up here in June? Go on
Speaker 6: the Minnesota guy from uh Saturday Night Live?
Speaker 2: Oh, Tommy Bryan, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 6: You haven't seen yet. I'll tell you why we come back.
Speaker 6: I also have been influenced, officially. I've never been influenced
Speaker 6: by an influencer ever until this morning, and I've officially
Speaker 6: been influenced.
Speaker 2: Talking about it teas, that's a tease.
Speaker 6: That's a tease.
Speaker 10: You've been influenced by an influence. That's the first time
Speaker 10: this morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this morning.
Speaker 6: I've never been influenced by an influencer.
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Speaker 6: Sorry, sack, somebody was on your line. He switched up
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Speaker 2: Oh, yes there you are, yeah, right by the way. Uh.
Speaker 1: Update from the Vatican, Pope Leo got to meet Rosie
Speaker 1: well played.
Speaker 10: What an honor, your honor, Yeah, if it was an
Speaker 10: honor to meet Joe Senser Man.
Speaker 2: What a good dude. Man, he was like a man.
Speaker 2: Everybody here at the fan is totally bummed out.
Speaker 10: A lot of us had a really good opportunity back
Speaker 10: in the day to get us spend some time with him.
Speaker 10: What a just a great dude. And for some of us,
Speaker 10: you know, he was playing when I was born I
Speaker 10: never saw Joe Senser play, so I didn't know him
Speaker 10: as a player. He was just a super nice guy,
Speaker 10: super what a sweet guy.
Speaker 2: That sucks man, Joe Sensor like a short man.
Speaker 5: Make the best of it and the at their peak,
Speaker 5: Joe Sensor sports theaters.
Speaker 2: The best thing.
Speaker 10: And again he was at the I saw him at
Speaker 10: the Bloomington One a handful of times, especially for Vikings
Speaker 10: Uncensored back in the day.
Speaker 2: But that dude was hands on. He was there. Yep.
Speaker 10: Man, you're right though, Sensor Sports bar like right around
Speaker 10: two thousand, give or take before that too, but like that.
Speaker 2: Was Pak sports bars in the see I believe.
Speaker 5: Those really were to watch some of the when the
Speaker 5: wild made their run in three. Yeah, and just one
Speaker 5: of the few. I'm sure Wild Wings is like that
Speaker 5: now in other spots, but there's no way, especially just
Speaker 5: like when you first turn twenty one, you go to
Speaker 5: where is a shared sports experience. Everyone's watching the same game,
Speaker 5: everyone's excited about it.
Speaker 10: I was there, Brunette scored the goal. I was at
Speaker 10: the Bloomington Center. That was one of my favorite sports
Speaker 10: moments in my life. Place exploded, I bet absolutely exploded.
Speaker 6: If Joe was there, you didn't ever buy anything, and
Speaker 6: that meant even the waffle fries. Sure I would have
Speaker 6: paid one hundred million dollars for those onions. It was
Speaker 6: just the sweetest man. Did you guys know his like
Speaker 6: his history where he grew up and all that stuff
Speaker 6: in Pilsburg read it. It's really something man. He uh,
Speaker 6: that man had a hell of a life. He came
Speaker 6: from a long way down, came a long way up
Speaker 6: as a good man. That was a straight up.
Speaker 5: Good man hearing. I'm sure Pa will talk about it today.
Speaker 5: But when he when they were haired together and Pa
Speaker 5: was new at that, you know, when he tweeted yesterday
Speaker 5: about how much he learned from him, and it's worked.
Speaker 5: I mean, PA's turned into an amazing play by play guy.
Speaker 5: So I mean, yeah, yeah, that's yeah. That's a tough one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very tough. Yes, super nice dude.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and hell of a player too. You mentioned a corps.
Speaker 6: I mean, that's even early in my fandom as a
Speaker 6: football fan. But what was it that I read the
Speaker 6: only tight end in the history of the Vikings to
Speaker 6: catch a thousand yard season.
Speaker 10: That is correct, still the case, only Viking tight end
Speaker 10: in history with a thousand year or more yards of
Speaker 10: a season, and he had seventy nine catches in nineteen
Speaker 10: eighty one, which was his Pro Bowl year, and that
Speaker 10: record held until twenty and sixteen when Rudolph.
Speaker 2: Had eighty three. Then he later had ninety five.
Speaker 10: But so he had the Vikings record for catches for
Speaker 10: ever as well. But still no Vikings tight end has
Speaker 10: crossed a thousand wild were a censor.
Speaker 6: There was a nineteen seventy four graduator of listen to
Speaker 6: what this is. This is called since there was a
Speaker 6: nineteen seventy four graduate of the Milton Hershey School in Pennsylvania,
Speaker 6: obviously a home for underprivileged children, and he was the
Speaker 6: prime benefactor of Milton Hershey's legacy at west I'm sorry
Speaker 6: that school was the prime benefactor of Milton Hurst's legacy
Speaker 6: at Westchester University. He also played collegiately for the Golden
Speaker 6: Rams basketball squad. Joe never forgot where he came from.
Speaker 6: He took care of those kids, man, after he left,
Speaker 6: he took care of those kids as much as he could.
Speaker 6: Even laid into his life, he would take care of
Speaker 6: those kids back there where he grew up, at that
Speaker 6: home that he grew up in and he never forgot.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 6: I don't want to say too much because the things
Speaker 6: I remember him telling me about him growing up, my
Speaker 6: memory is not great and I don't want to misreport,
Speaker 6: but I'll just say that's where he grew up. He
Speaker 6: wasn't a kid who was in and out of that place.
Speaker 6: He grew up there, you know, and they took care
Speaker 6: of him, and he loved them for loving him, you know,
Speaker 6: and he took care of them when he when he
Speaker 6: found success. He was a good man.
Speaker 5: Well that's good for the kids to see too. Was
Speaker 5: someone who made it.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, dude, Yeah, what a sweet guy. He was
Speaker 2: a sweet guy. That's what he said. He was a
Speaker 2: good man, just like you just said.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 10: I don't want to misreport this, but I was listening
Speaker 10: to Common yesterday and they were talking about him, and
Speaker 10: then somebody either emailed their texted into Common and said
Speaker 10: that he was a server at one of their censors restaurants,
Speaker 10: probably Bloomington. And it was like a Vikings game day
Speaker 10: and the waiter wasn't wearing a Vikings jersey and Joe's like,
Speaker 10: where's your Vikings jersey? And he's like, I don't, you know,
Speaker 10: I don't have one or whatever. He's like, what do
Speaker 10: you mean you don't have I don't have one? And
Speaker 10: Joe Senser came back like thirty minutes later with a
Speaker 10: Jared Allen.
Speaker 2: Jersey for him. They had gone out and bought it
Speaker 2: just so the kid could wear one. So that that's true.
Speaker 2: And you know that's people that.
Speaker 10: Know him like that sounds very very possible for something
Speaker 10: he would have done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good dude. Man, that sucks such a good dude. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Man, enough years than enough years and that was a rough,
Speaker 6: rough way for them to for them to end for him.
Speaker 6: And I should have spent more time, you know.
Speaker 2: I hate that.
Speaker 6: I knew it, man, I knew it the whole time.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 6: It's one of those things where're like, you better reach
Speaker 6: out and I didn't. We Sometimes you.
Speaker 2: Don't learn time to pay off that tease. Now you ready? Ready,
Speaker 2: here we go.
Speaker 6: Her name is Keila Phillips. Yeah, and I this morning
Speaker 6: I came across her in our preps service, Corey. She
Speaker 6: was complaining about the people wanting to get off the
Speaker 6: boat where they have the hand the virus, and so
Speaker 6: I want to.
Speaker 2: Get off the boat. What a lovely cruise?
Speaker 6: Yeah, right, yeah, right, sure, avoid the dead bodies, right.
Speaker 6: So I loaded this in. I thought, well, this lovely
Speaker 6: young lady. I need to hear more from her because
Speaker 6: she's obviously from Louisiana. Here's what she said. I lost, sorry,
Speaker 6: hold on one.
Speaker 2: Of us, gone too soon.
Speaker 6: That's okay. I'm talking about the people who went off
Speaker 6: the boat. I love her voice.
Speaker 12: So the people on the boat with the humps of
Speaker 12: Bibles and they want to get off, well, I ain't
Speaker 12: trying to be heartless and cruel, but no, no, no,
Speaker 12: y'all can't get off.
Speaker 2: Stay out there, listen. Let them control it while y'all
Speaker 2: out there in the water, go out on the bathroom
Speaker 2: and do whatever y'all need to do.
Speaker 12: We don't need no more over her spreading and taking
Speaker 12: us out.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry now, I'm not again. I'm not trying to
Speaker 2: be insensitive.
Speaker 12: I understand y'all got families, y'all got kids.
Speaker 2: Y'all want to get to.
Speaker 12: But what y'all want to do come home and infect them?
Speaker 6: She's right, and I thought, well, she's speaking the truth.
Speaker 6: And then I listened to some more of her tiktoks
Speaker 6: and she said a line that I didn't understand and first,
Speaker 6: but now I get it. She said, pay it dust,
Speaker 6: pay a dust.
Speaker 2: I said, well, what the hell could that?
Speaker 12: Fus say it?
Speaker 2: Pay a dusty? I said, what does that mean? Or
Speaker 2: so way kid? I say, pay it dust In.
Speaker 6: Other words, don't don't think another second about it. But
Speaker 6: don't think about it for another second.
Speaker 2: It does, pay no attention to it. It does.
Speaker 6: And then she said this, and I thought, I need
Speaker 6: to play this for sus because this is how I
Speaker 6: feel about him.
Speaker 2: I don't feel so for you, Hope, Bye.
Speaker 6: This is my this is my influencer. I don't feel
Speaker 6: sorry for that hoe. She's yes, she's an influencer, and
Speaker 6: I have been influenced. Phillips out of Louisiana Bayou. She
Speaker 6: said things like this, do what ever got me to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but just stay on the boat, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Stay on the boat and pay it dust, and don't
Speaker 6: feel sorry for the host.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, you know what's nuts?
Speaker 10: Like when when coronavirus hit, when COVID hit and we
Speaker 10: were like, man, this is the worst you know, outbreak
Speaker 10: in like a hundred years or whatever.
Speaker 2: This sucks.
Speaker 10: And then what mistakes were made? Lessons were learned? We
Speaker 10: don't have to get in all that. But yeah, sure,
Speaker 10: part of it was hopefully the next time this hits,
Speaker 10: we're gonna be more prepared, will be more on the
Speaker 10: same page. And you're thinking, hopefully it's not in our life,
Speaker 10: and maybe it's forty fifty sixty years down the road.
Speaker 2: It would suck if it was six years later. That
Speaker 2: would suck. If we have round two.
Speaker 10: Six years later, give me a break, like, let's she's right,
Speaker 10: let's keep it on the boat.
Speaker 2: Yes, she is right, right, she's right.
Speaker 10: I'm influenced now, Yeah, paying no dust or whatever the
Speaker 10: hell she said?
Speaker 6: No pay dust pan, dust dust, you know what she said.
Speaker 6: She was pissed because somebody got uh in the news
Speaker 6: for trying to trying to buy subway food, not like
Speaker 6: in the subway, like at a subway station store mm hmm,
Speaker 6: with quarters and they wouldn't take the guy's corners, and
Speaker 6: she was pissed. Kila influenced us.
Speaker 2: Why weren't they taking the quarters? I don't know, that's
Speaker 2: her post. Was pissed about it.
Speaker 12: How the hell do you refuse to service somebody and
Speaker 12: give them some food because they coming in with change?
Speaker 12: Maybe money is learning and quiet as a cup you
Speaker 12: better be glad he ain't coming there with pennies.
Speaker 2: But you know they about to get rid of this,
Speaker 2: continue them pennies.
Speaker 12: So let me go in there and y'all be short
Speaker 12: the penny and ask can ill No, you better dig
Speaker 12: a penny up off the dam and flow. Go find
Speaker 12: some corper and make me one. These businesses is just getting.
Speaker 2: Out of hand.
Speaker 12: I mean, you want me to round up, you want you,
Speaker 12: but you don't want to round down. You want me
Speaker 12: to give a donation, but I can't never get no
Speaker 12: free meal.
Speaker 2: Y'all always want to take take, takee, takee, takee.
Speaker 12: But I ain't give it, give it, give it, give it.
Speaker 12: Gif Hey, you know what quiet is, it's kept. I'm
Speaker 12: about sick hood. But yeah, so that little lady over
Speaker 12: there in that subway who refused the service, that man
Speaker 12: because he came in there with quarters, ma'am, I hope
Speaker 12: every time you eat something your stomach turned upside down
Speaker 12: and they come.
Speaker 2: Back out the other side. I don't feel sorry for
Speaker 2: your hope. By yep, she's not wrong. That's why you love.
Speaker 2: He's fired up. She's fired up. She's not wrong, and
Speaker 2: she's into it.
Speaker 10: In the nineties, there was a place like close to
Speaker 10: the stadium that would not sell cal zones. If you
Speaker 10: paid him change, you had to pay like dollar bills.
Speaker 10: The wouldn't accept change. Pull your hands up.
Speaker 2: He's not here. He's not here. What's that from? Oh,
Speaker 2: that's a Rosie's not here. That's that's never mind.
Speaker 5: He's not going to be here for a while. Never mind,
Speaker 5: he'll be here next Wednesday, golf bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I tried to buy a cow zone with with change
Speaker 10: and they wouldn't accept it. So I just bagged it
Speaker 10: up and I just went to Todd Gax's house and I
Speaker 10: just threw it right in.
Speaker 2: Gack. Pall your hands up. He won't be here today.
Speaker 2: Oh never mind, Todd GaX a character from me.
Speaker 6: You just pay him dust, please, Yeah, pay a dust,
Speaker 6: pay no attention, just pay him dust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really good point.
Speaker 10: Rosie's here Wednesday, right, Yeah, man, that gives me a
Speaker 10: handful of days to really think of a good reference
Speaker 10: that he won't catch.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: We've done the dragons for the French national team, all
Speaker 10: the gals he went to high school with, for every
Speaker 10: Links game that he ever was here for. When I
Speaker 10: would do the Links scores, what could I do.
Speaker 2: On a Wednesday's Let's be clever here, Yeah, let me
Speaker 2: think be very clever.
Speaker 5: Well, we should have Perkins here, yeah, ghen on Wednesday, Eric.
Speaker 5: I wonder if Glenn Perkins likes to gamble or both
Speaker 5: the food play.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we should have Kat, Glenn and Eric Perkins all here.
Speaker 6: That'd be brilliant on the same day. And see if
Speaker 6: he notices, see if he gets the record. I bet
Speaker 6: he pays at Dust.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he pays a lot of things. I don't think
Speaker 2: he would even pay for Dust Front Page Sports. After
Speaker 2: this power trip.
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Speaker 10: The Minnesota Vikings agreed to a one year deal with
Speaker 10: wide receiver Juwan Jennings.
Speaker 2: How about a dude? Hell yeah, man?
Speaker 10: Up to thirteen million dollars, which is interesting because they
Speaker 10: just lost Jalen Naylor to the Vegas Raiders for three
Speaker 10: years thirty five, so let's just round the number, so
Speaker 10: essentially around the same amount for next year, but just
Speaker 10: a one year commitment as opposed to a three year commitment.
Speaker 10: Now again, who knows all these contracts really are one
Speaker 10: year deals. Depends on the guaranteed money, right, But the
Speaker 10: point is is they went this way Juwan Jennings to
Speaker 10: be wide receiver number three. So he's twenty eight years old,
Speaker 10: seventh rounder and twenty twenty by San Francisco to college
Speaker 10: at Tennessee.
Speaker 2: Twenty two career receiving touchdowns.
Speaker 10: But he's got a couple of cool playoff slash Super
Speaker 10: Bowl stats. After the twenty three season when the Niners
Speaker 10: took on the Chiefs in the Super Bowl, he caught
Speaker 10: a touchdown in that Super Bowl and threw one's the
Speaker 10: second player to ever do that. Nick Foles was the other.
Speaker 10: And then last season he also threw another touchdown in
Speaker 10: the postseason. So he is the first wide receiver in
Speaker 10: NFL playoff history with multiple touchdown passes. And if you
Speaker 10: read Alec Lewis, if you listen to Pa over the
Speaker 10: last couple of weeks, not only is he a pass catcher,
Speaker 10: not only is he athletic enough to be trusted once
Speaker 10: in a blue moon to throw a ball. I guess
Speaker 10: he's very good at run blocking. Yes, so this is
Speaker 10: going to be a he can kind of do.
Speaker 5: It all so at a very low risk, low risks,
Speaker 5: let's go.
Speaker 10: When he showed up last week and then left, and
Speaker 10: everybody in the world just said, well, this was more
Speaker 10: of like a introductory let's get to know each other.
Speaker 10: What are you looking for, what are we looking for?
Speaker 10: What would we want your role to be? What would
Speaker 10: you want your role to be. Let's just go our
Speaker 10: separate ways and we'll circle back. Didn't we all just
Speaker 10: kind of think he was looking for a big paycheck somewhere.
Speaker 10: I thought this was going to be what can we
Speaker 10: even afford this guy? We let Naylor walk and that's
Speaker 10: very three years, thirty five million, that's not much in
Speaker 10: NFL money anymore, right, that's pretty low.
Speaker 2: We let him walk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought it'd be one of those guys that,
Speaker 5: you know, after the draft, some of these teams that
Speaker 5: maybe didn't get a wide receiver, didn't get the one
Speaker 5: they wanted, would go, all right, let's circle back with Jennings.
Speaker 5: Maybe we'll give him a three year, thirty million dollars
Speaker 5: deal something like that, I thought. And then there was
Speaker 5: like a hot rumor that came out that he wanted
Speaker 5: like wide receiver to money, which is like twenty to twenty.
Speaker 2: Five million a year.
Speaker 5: Right, probably did want that, but nobody would offer to issury.
Speaker 2: History is an issue.
Speaker 5: I think this gives the Vikings an unbelievable trio of
Speaker 5: wide receivers. It does like maybe the best in the league.
Speaker 5: That's how good this this trio can be. Yep, if
Speaker 5: Jordan Addison can have a quiet offseason, yeah, this offense
Speaker 5: could be real nasty.
Speaker 10: If you go to his Wikipedia page, his middle name
Speaker 10: is Juwan. His first name is Benny, so his name
Speaker 10: could be Benny Jenny's that's Benny and the Jets. Like
Speaker 10: Benny and Jets. Well, he's Benny and the Vikings. And
Speaker 10: now we have I see what you're doing, Benny and
Speaker 10: the Jets. I was I thought you were talking about
Speaker 10: the team as in justin Jefferson.
Speaker 2: Yes, so maybe he's got to change his name to
Speaker 2: Benny while he's here.
Speaker 5: What if, though, JJ McCarthy plays in a game, pass
Speaker 5: to Juwan, and Juwan passes it to JJ, would be
Speaker 5: JJ to JJ to JJ. PA would explode. Yeah, he'd
Speaker 5: do a few things.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, How do we get Josh Jacobs to play running
Speaker 10: back for the Vikings?
Speaker 2: He's the Heimerschmidt.
Speaker 5: That's the worst name I ever heard. I'm really Jojo.
Speaker 5: Is that your whole?
Speaker 2: The hole?
Speaker 5: Tell us more, I'm with your hole. Where should I start? Yeah, well,
Speaker 5: pain and dust love KOC. But one of the things
Speaker 5: that's frustrating is how stubborn he can be. I hope
Speaker 5: that he completely designs the offense around Kyler Murray, Kyle Murphy,
Speaker 5: Kyle Murphy to.
Speaker 2: Make that work.
Speaker 5: There's so many things about this upcoming season that could
Speaker 5: be so fun. I'm very excited. Last season, even with
Speaker 5: the five game win streak to close it out. Last
Speaker 5: season was very boring. Yeah, because it was basically dead
Speaker 5: in November. It was, and now he's still almost made
Speaker 5: the playaffs. But yeah, but this year there it could
Speaker 5: be so freaking fun. And if it goes badly, it's
Speaker 5: going to be real bad, and so that would be
Speaker 5: entertaining in a different way.
Speaker 2: But you know what it's crazy about names.
Speaker 10: Juwan Jennings plays wide receiver for the Vikings. Benny Jennings
Speaker 10: sells insurance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. He works for Pat Kell.
Speaker 2: You got a guy, Yeah, my guy, Benny Jennings will
Speaker 2: hook it. He'll hook you up.
Speaker 10: He knows the the ropes or sells cars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jennings moves product at Luther a five year old
Speaker 2: on the playground.
Speaker 5: Beday, Benny, Benny Dollar, Benny Jennings get over.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Game three tonight Spurs at the Timberwolves on DraftKings. San
Speaker 10: Antonio is a slight favorite. Somewhere in the three and
Speaker 10: a half point range of that series is.
Speaker 2: Tying at one. Are you still coming over to watch it?
Speaker 6: I will right after I'm done. I got a concert
Speaker 6: and that'll be right then.
Speaker 2: What time will that be? I don't know. Playing them
Speaker 2: with Dia tonight? Oh? Oh sweet? Will Bob be there? Yep?
Speaker 2: Open a firehouse, No, it's just us tonight. What's your
Speaker 2: favorite firehouse tribute show? Oh? Sweet? What's your favorite firehouse song?
Speaker 2: Can you sing it? Yeah? I can move up in you.
Speaker 6: I know everybody five thousand dollars and so I'm meant
Speaker 6: to go to ATM.
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Nuts'll get some again.
Speaker 10: The Timberwolves stole home court advantage in San Antonio and
Speaker 10: it doesn't feel like it at all. No, we're on
Speaker 10: the verge of getting sweptswebnite, Yeah, and we did exactly
Speaker 10: what you wanted to do, which is get at least
Speaker 10: one in San Antonio.
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 10: They did, and it doesn't feel like it at all. Yeah,
Speaker 10: I change that tonight.
Speaker 2: All these games.
Speaker 5: I stopped watching it in the third, just shut it off.
Speaker 2: I turned it to Beachfront Bargain.
Speaker 5: Yeah, great show because they're just there was noff.
Speaker 2: It was the most awful.
Speaker 5: So hopefully this can just be thrown away and they
Speaker 5: come out hot.
Speaker 2: Vegas had it right, though.
Speaker 5: I thought it was strange that they were nine and
Speaker 5: a half point dogs.
Speaker 2: I'm with you. I was all over the Wolves. The
Speaker 2: Wolves could win this game.
Speaker 10: They can definitely stay within nine and a half. And
Speaker 10: then they lost by thirty eight. Yep, so just burnt cash, Yeah,
Speaker 10: which is right. They make more, Yeah, don't matter. Man.
Speaker 5: The best part about that TV show though, John, it'll
Speaker 5: be like we have you know, Betty and John. They
Speaker 5: both volunteer. Their budget is twenty two million back. Yah're
Speaker 5: why the Beach Front one actually isn't ridiculous like that,
Speaker 5: which I like. It's the House Hunters where they're like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm a freelance artist and I'm a stay home dad.
Speaker 2: Our budget is one point eight million.
Speaker 6: Dollars yeah, all right, I want to see the opposite.
Speaker 6: Our budget is fifteen hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make it happen more than that.
Speaker 6: We got seven kids, yeah, between the two of us,
Speaker 6: two of them are his.
Speaker 2: Nope, I want to see the opposite.
Speaker 5: Of the realtory'll sit down and go. We got to
Speaker 5: talk about something. So you're gonna have to hor her
Speaker 5: out for a little while.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Indiana house hunters. Okay, right, there's no windows in
Speaker 6: this house. We can fix that with some tape and
Speaker 6: some plastic. How many people are going to live here?
Speaker 6: Your entire family? Okay, that's your cousin and your uncle. Okay,
Speaker 6: I mean I would watch that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would watch it. You've lived that.
Speaker 10: I don't want to see a lot of those renovation
Speaker 10: shows like Love It or Listening that will almost always
Speaker 10: be one of the plot like twists or lines. Is
Speaker 10: there's like a five hundred dollars like charge that pops up,
Speaker 10: and the homeowner will be like, I don't think we
Speaker 10: can do this, Like you shouldn't be flipping your house. No,
Speaker 10: five hundred dollars is a make or break disaster. Correct,
Speaker 10: you are walking a tyrope, buddy, Correct, How about just
Speaker 10: stay put and work more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, do this in like four years.
Speaker 6: By the way, I never get it right when I
Speaker 6: guess which one they're going to get. Yeah, shows like
Speaker 6: which one are you guys gonna buy?
Speaker 2: I was like, you went with that one? Yeah? Are
Speaker 2: you saying that? Are you? What are you doing? Don't
Speaker 2: buy that?
Speaker 5: Watch the other night they inspection the whole deal always
Speaker 5: got in. They had a very very narrow margin for air.
Speaker 5: Then there was structural damage, like the foundation had issues.
Speaker 2: Then what do Yeah, you don't love that, the one
Speaker 2: with the black mold on the walls. What this had
Speaker 2: back well two?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was like we were really hoping to open
Speaker 5: up that kitchen, but we don't want the house to
Speaker 5: sink into the core of the earth.
Speaker 2: Mister z in a second? What really matters in a second?
Speaker 10: Perish in like forty minutes, marning in like an hour.
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Speaker 2: Today pay dust, pay dust.
Speaker 10: Let's get right to it, because there's a couple of
Speaker 10: things we got to talk to with mister Z before
Speaker 10: we get some other stuff him.
Speaker 2: Mister Z, good morning. Hi.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi Hi Hi hi Hi.
Speaker 2: All right, let's let's do this quickly.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 2: There's a I don't know, I don't know if.
Speaker 10: Our listeners are curious about any of these, but I'm
Speaker 10: curious about one and one only. But let's start with
Speaker 10: Mortal Kombat. Hell yeah, Mortal Combat are going today.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've seen it. I've seen it already.
Speaker 2: I saw less.
Speaker 6: I went with all you.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you went last night. I did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, ay plus plus plus.
Speaker 4: Plus plus a Mortal Kombat. You know, it's funny. I
Speaker 4: like to I looked at some of what some of
Speaker 4: the critics are saying, and sometimes I'm like saying that
Speaker 4: I'm shocked at how low the critics had Michael, I'm
Speaker 4: kind of shocked that it's not like seventy percent from
Speaker 4: the critics side, only because it's Mortal Kombat too.
Speaker 2: Is it's a movie.
Speaker 4: Where it starts with a fight and then they have
Speaker 4: a fight, and then they go and do this other
Speaker 4: fight and they have a fight. You know, but the
Speaker 4: cool thing is the people who wanted Mortal Kombat too,
Speaker 4: that's exactly what they wanted. And so I was never
Speaker 4: great at Mortal Kombat too, So it's not personally. I
Speaker 4: thought it was fine, but other people thought it was
Speaker 4: exactly what they wanted from Immortal Kombat too. But that's
Speaker 4: a cool you know. The fighters are cool with the
Speaker 4: lightning and all that stuff and the weird costumes, but
Speaker 4: it's mostly a lot of fighting. It's like playing Mortal Kombat,
Speaker 4: only you're watching it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Carl Urban, who plays Johnny Cage, is a butcher from
Speaker 10: the Boys.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, awesome man. I like that guy. Yep,
Speaker 2: oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean mort'll comeing to no shock it is rated RAN.
Speaker 4: It's not for the kid. I mean it could be.
Speaker 4: There's nothing really drastic. I mean, it's it's like the games.
Speaker 4: That's why it's rated R.
Speaker 2: How do you think it'll do.
Speaker 4: It'll do with its crowd.
Speaker 2: It's I mean, in dollars wise.
Speaker 4: We're probably looking at about a forty million dollar opening,
Speaker 4: which is perfectly fine for an R rated video game movie.
Speaker 4: The weird is that it was considered kind of going
Speaker 4: to be a slow period here, but protests two open
Speaker 4: fairly well, and Michael's holding really strong. So those three
Speaker 4: together are going to put together a nice weekend for
Speaker 4: at the movie theaters.
Speaker 10: Dollars wise, you know when a when a trailer pops
Speaker 10: up once in a while, and as a now forty
Speaker 10: six year old, you go, that looks like the worst
Speaker 10: movie I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: This is going to be like ten percent on Rotten Tomatoes.
Speaker 10: And then you go to Rotten Tomatoes and the Sheep
Speaker 10: Detectives is ninety five percent. The critics are like, this
Speaker 10: is so much fun for the kids, for the family.
Speaker 10: It looks terrible. What am I missing here? Everybody's loving
Speaker 10: this movie? But he Detectives.
Speaker 4: Not to contradict, but I remember when I first when
Speaker 4: they were first pitching, not not pitching the movie, pitching.
Speaker 4: When I first found out they were making this movie,
Speaker 4: I thought the same thing. I thought, boy, this is
Speaker 4: you're walking a fine line trying to make a talking
Speaker 4: sheep movie with Hugh Jackman. But then I watched the trailer,
Speaker 4: and sometimes that I do. I'll have my wife whatever,
Speaker 4: watch the trailer. I won't say anything, and then she goes,
Speaker 4: that looks really good. I said, I know, right, like
Speaker 4: it's basically but if he grew up with Babe, so
Speaker 4: it's basically Knives Out Sheep Edition exact, and it's it's Babe, really,
Speaker 4: you know, I remember when Babe came out and everyone's
Speaker 4: got to see this or really want me to go
Speaker 4: to see a talking pig movie, and then you go
Speaker 4: see Babe, You're like, dang it. I kind of like that.
Speaker 4: And that's the same exact thing we're talking about here
Speaker 4: with Sheep Detectives.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the exact wordage.
Speaker 10: But again, the David Spade joke about the talking pig
Speaker 10: movie and he's like, I've seen the net ye remember
Speaker 10: that one the Hollywood Minute and he ripped Sandra Bullock,
Speaker 10: which is preposterous, right because mid nineties Sandra.
Speaker 2: Bullock, come on.
Speaker 10: But yeah, which is why I think he went for
Speaker 10: the joke, because I don't think anybody thought she was
Speaker 10: a talking pig. Yeah, all right, but not least I
Speaker 10: wanted to ask you about this because again, in the
Speaker 10: last handful of years, the Billie Eilish concert was I
Speaker 10: think one of the best concerts I've ever seen. I
Speaker 10: just couldn't believe how awesome she was. And I'm a
Speaker 10: fan but her concert blew me away. So now they
Speaker 10: load up Joe James Cameron and Billy has her concert
Speaker 10: movie hit Me Hard and Soft the tour in three D,
Speaker 10: and you know, critics are saying, it's really fun and
Speaker 10: it's a good bit. I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 10: exactly what this is outside of just watching your show.
Speaker 2: I assume there's a lot of behind the scenes stuff
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is a little bit with her and camera
Speaker 4: and kind of setting it up. They were actually out
Speaker 4: at Cunemacondos two talking, so it's kind of fun. I
Speaker 4: wish she didn't get to sing, but yeah, so he
Speaker 4: didn't create, but he had somebody create like the smallest
Speaker 4: three D camera ever invented that she could like put
Speaker 4: on her path or whatever, you know, And so some
Speaker 4: of the footage is coming kind of from a unique perspective.
Speaker 4: The concert itself was set up to make it more
Speaker 4: accessible for the filming, because you know, Billy wanted to
Speaker 4: do to make to make a special one for her
Speaker 4: fans that couldn't come to see the concerence stuff. And she's,
Speaker 4: you know, funny because when my daughter was younger a
Speaker 4: few years ago, she you know, of course. She was
Speaker 4: about twelve when Billy came out, and you know, I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's gonna be fine. And then I started listening to
Speaker 4: it or watching some of the videos, like she's really
Speaker 4: freaking talented the most and so and so it was
Speaker 4: kind of like, so I appreciate Billy, and I think, so, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's it's not gonna do a ton of business because
Speaker 4: her audience is a tiny bit limited to you know,
Speaker 4: but but it's it's nice to have out there. It's
Speaker 4: not Taylor Swift, but it's going to do whatever. You
Speaker 4: get a ten million dollar opening, and and but the
Speaker 4: people who go there is a two D version. Not
Speaker 4: everyone has three D, but the three D will be
Speaker 4: the most likely one that people will go to.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 10: My hot take on Billy is she is the example
Speaker 10: for this generation where if she would have been born
Speaker 10: in the sixties, she would have been a star.
Speaker 2: If she would have been born in the eighties, she
Speaker 2: would have been a star.
Speaker 10: She just happened to be born in this generation and
Speaker 10: she's just so talented it doesn't matter. I don't know
Speaker 10: how much the concert is going to translate to the
Speaker 10: big screen, but again, it's one of the best concerts
Speaker 10: I've ever seen, and I know I'm pretty sure Parish
Speaker 10: was at one of those shows as well. He'lly heere
Speaker 10: in like thirty minutes. I know, he said the same thing.
Speaker 10: She's just like a tour de force man, She's just
Speaker 10: so good. Is it just her and her brother on stage?
Speaker 10: It's not her brother, not for I don't think her
Speaker 10: brother was on this tour at all. Oh, at least
Speaker 10: he wasn't at the show that I was at.
Speaker 6: But I'm glad they made a movie because your kids
Speaker 6: will finally get to see it, and you didn't take
Speaker 6: them with.
Speaker 2: You miss the tickets were too expencive. I figured, y,
Speaker 2: at least they'll get to see it. That's cool, all right.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it is Cameron Cameron. They set the concert
Speaker 4: up specifically for the filming of this, so when when
Speaker 4: they were doing this, in fact that some of the
Speaker 4: sifucy in the movie is them talking about that, how
Speaker 4: do we want to make the coolest experience, not you know,
Speaker 4: for her audience, but also for the fans. And so yeah,
Speaker 4: I like what you said about the sixties because I
Speaker 4: think the everything that Billy did, like her or not,
Speaker 4: is she was creative, and wasn't trying to copy. I
Speaker 4: don't think. I mean, I'm sure she had influences, but
Speaker 4: her and her brother decester and kind of came up
Speaker 4: with the cool stuff that they liked. And that's the
Speaker 4: best way to create art, you know, is not to
Speaker 4: try to copy and say let's do this and we
Speaker 4: can have some success. So yeah, she definitely took her
Speaker 4: own path with I'm sure some influence.
Speaker 2: Yeap, they're both fantastic.
Speaker 10: One last thing, let's go back to Carl Urban for
Speaker 10: a second from Mortal Kombat, and I mentioned he's on
Speaker 10: the show The Boys as well and Chris. On Wednesday
Speaker 10: we were talking about how the series finale of the
Speaker 10: Boys is going to theaters right, and we've seen that
Speaker 10: now with Stranger Things. We've seen that with a handful
Speaker 10: of one off TV shows where they basically say, hey,
Speaker 10: we're going to have this community moment, let's just have
Speaker 10: it in theaters.
Speaker 2: Is that working?
Speaker 10: Have you seen you know, box office numbers be good
Speaker 10: enough where this is going to be a trend moving forward?
Speaker 10: There were TV shows can throw their final episode on
Speaker 10: a big screen and have it be profitable.
Speaker 4: The answer is yes and no. Because HBO could absolutely
Speaker 4: do it with Game of Thrones. Netflix isn't a fan
Speaker 4: of movie theaters. They've kind of they've actively tried to
Speaker 4: shorten the windows. They of course it benefits them of
Speaker 4: movie theaters go way. So for example, when they did
Speaker 4: Stranger Things, they only did it in about one hundred theaters,
Speaker 4: and the theaters weren't allowed to charge tickets for it.
Speaker 4: They had to do it for free for the audience
Speaker 4: and with limited number of tickets. So Netflix isn't trying
Speaker 4: to do that. But HBO, as we saw, was going
Speaker 4: to put a Game of Thrones movie out in the
Speaker 4: theaters instead of putting on an HBO And so that's
Speaker 4: that's where we're going to see it, because why not
Speaker 4: capitalize on that. But not from Netflix most likely, but yes,
Speaker 4: from other streamers. We will definitely see that.
Speaker 2: I love this show.
Speaker 10: I have no interest in going to a theater to
Speaker 10: see the finale. Otis watched it at home, like I've
Speaker 10: watched the entire series. Anybody else even remote care to
Speaker 10: go see this in the theater?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I don't think so. It's weird, but let's see
Speaker 10: if it works. Mister Z you're the best man.
Speaker 4: All right, guys, we'll talk to you later.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
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Speaker 10: Thanks Ovo OVOI dot Com evs at Wild. Game three
Speaker 10: is tomorrow, that's Saturday, at eight o'clock. The Colorado Avalanche
Speaker 10: lead that series two games to zero. Colorado's minus one
Speaker 10: thirty on the money line over under his six and
Speaker 10: a half goals. The standard hockey game is a five
Speaker 10: and a half over under line. But these teams are
Speaker 10: putting up goals left and right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we haven't.
Speaker 10: Proven that we can slow the Avalanche down. I think
Speaker 10: the Avalanche themselves might be at five and a half.
Speaker 2: Goals over under. Yeah, we'll see if we can slow
Speaker 2: them down tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Wild defense has looked like the Twins bullpen.
Speaker 2: Doesn't look that bad. That's true, that's true. Well, what
Speaker 2: really matters is this your injury? As it doesn't look better?
Speaker 6: Do we have any shots?
Speaker 2: Act for real?
Speaker 6: I mean, come on, they could absolutely come back. He's
Speaker 6: talking with his heart, not his head.
Speaker 1: No, I mean they were very close and in game
Speaker 1: one if they get solid goaltending, even Game two, I
Speaker 1: mean they were. It was a one goal game into
Speaker 1: the second period and had you know, Gusts and made
Speaker 1: a save and a pucky I think even he would
Speaker 1: admit he should have saved, it could have gone differently.
Speaker 2: So they absolutely have a chance.
Speaker 1: They just need to lock it down more defensively and
Speaker 1: get some goaltending and we'll see what happens.
Speaker 10: Ballpark chance. We see Eric Sinac tomorrow. With no inside information,
Speaker 10: just go with what you think.
Speaker 2: It's very low. I mean.
Speaker 1: I would like to think it's double digit percentage, but
Speaker 1: I'd probably.
Speaker 2: Say it's more likely single dits. But right, yikes, Ye,
Speaker 2: that's just great. What really matters is this.
Speaker 6: James Cameron rejected studio notes from Fox executives about making
Speaker 6: Avatar the first one shorter. He reminded them basically by
Speaker 6: pulling it out and putting it on the table. He said,
Speaker 6: my film Titanic paid for the building we're sitting in right, true, and.
Speaker 2: That was a three hour movie. Yeah, that's a great bid. Good,
Speaker 2: there's no come back to that way. No, no, you're right, sir.
Speaker 2: Put that away now, yeah, now that is just the
Speaker 2: old Titanic. It is official.
Speaker 10: We talked about this a couple of weeks ago, but
Speaker 10: the committee voted it was unanimous. The NCAA tournaments both
Speaker 10: men and women will expand to seventy six teams starting
Speaker 10: next March, starting this season, unanimous vote. So instead of
Speaker 10: eight teams playing in for four games, and now it'll
Speaker 10: be twenty four teams with twelve playing games. So this
Speaker 10: is a lot more at large teams that get in
Speaker 10: to the seventy six and then have to quote, you know,
Speaker 10: play their way into the sixty four.
Speaker 2: Sweet yeah, I don't know, more basketball, right, hogs, that's
Speaker 2: all we need? Yeah?
Speaker 5: How's it going to affect the brackets? It's the key,
Speaker 5: that's the thing. Is it more brackets to fill out.
Speaker 10: But again, if you're a purist and just want the
Speaker 10: sixty four, if they play these games on Tuesdays and Wednesdays,
Speaker 10: then if you're in a pool that only wants to
Speaker 10: do the sixty four, then you have to quickly fill
Speaker 10: it out, you know late Wednesday night, yeah, early Thursday morning.
Speaker 5: If you could have most of it done and then
Speaker 5: just add in the other teams.
Speaker 10: Unless you just want to be an absolute psycho and
Speaker 10: just fill out all seventy six starting with the playing games.
Speaker 2: Who cares. A bunch of people posted what it would
Speaker 2: look like last night, So I just showed John. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not hard to it doesn't look awful.
Speaker 5: No, I mean it'll I mean there's so many things
Speaker 5: that when it changes, like what the hell? And then
Speaker 5: it changes and you're like that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah. What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 6: Between nineteen oh eight and nineteen forty, Sears sold over
Speaker 6: seventy thousand complete do it yourself house kits through their
Speaker 6: mail order catalog.
Speaker 2: Do it yourself House like build your own house.
Speaker 6: A railcar, pre cutent, lumber, nails, and a seventy five
Speaker 6: page instruction manual would show up at your door. Many
Speaker 6: of these Seers homes are still standing today and sell
Speaker 6: for three hundred to five hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah imagine, And this is me thinking youth have it
Speaker 5: so easy these days.
Speaker 2: But imagine that now not a chan No way, No,
Speaker 2: I don't like putting together a dresser for my Kia. Yeah,
Speaker 2: no chance, building things is awesome.
Speaker 5: I can't fund I can't get a remote for my
Speaker 5: garage to sync up.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be able to build a house.
Speaker 6: Saus be sitting outside on the dirt beside a pile
Speaker 6: of wood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just put the wood over me to keep
Speaker 2: me warm. You would I can picture it when you
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I'd quit very, very easily.
Speaker 10: Oh, Chris, you missed it. Since you were going yesterday.
Speaker 10: Sauce has lived in his new house for what two
Speaker 10: and a half days?
Speaker 2: Yeah, since Tuesday.
Speaker 10: Welcome to the driveway club, Paul, meet Sauce Lambert.
Speaker 2: You're in driveway club. I can't figure there's no going back.
Speaker 5: No, I'm only in the driveway cleminent because I can't
Speaker 5: figure out how to sync up the second garage door.
Speaker 2: That second garage door you said is loaded with vehicle.
Speaker 2: It's over for you, like with a like a remote.
Speaker 2: Welcome the no, no, no.
Speaker 6: You're in a driveway clubs said that he would rather
Speaker 6: go to Disney than we lost him.
Speaker 2: Just I don't know how to do that. I've tried
Speaker 2: everything to drive away.
Speaker 1: About yest is your friend man? Just literally take a
Speaker 1: picture of the garage And why do I do this?
Speaker 6: If you need another friend only fans.
Speaker 2: That's to show us that rim.
Speaker 10: No, your friends are going to be the other husband's
Speaker 10: parking in the driveway you can wave to when you're
Speaker 10: pulling out going to work.
Speaker 2: Like the opener was there already. No, I had. I
Speaker 2: went and got a new one because those don't work.
Speaker 2: I tried all of them. They don't work. It's not
Speaker 2: gonna matter. You're not going to just the tip. You
Speaker 2: don't need to open the garage door in the winter.
Speaker 10: Just walk out the front door, locked the door, then
Speaker 10: hop in your feazing car and drive to work.
Speaker 2: No welcome aboard, buddy, not in the I'm only in
Speaker 2: the driveway class.
Speaker 10: That's what we all said, because I am all still
Speaker 10: it is no.
Speaker 2: No, yes, no, we all just said, oh, this is
Speaker 2: just for like three or four days. This is on now.
Speaker 2: It's been eleven years. No. As soon as I can.
Speaker 5: Figure out how to sync up that garage, which is
Speaker 5: never might be well, no hot, ask Randy's coming over Saturday.
Speaker 10: All right, Speaking of conspiracy theorists, let's do a twenty
Speaker 10: four hour payoff yesterday, Chris at the end of the show,
Speaker 10: no joke, eight fifty three. Okay, Sask goes I'm ninety
Speaker 10: nine percent sure I saw a ghost this weekend.
Speaker 2: We're like, what are you doing? Didn't start the show
Speaker 2: with it?
Speaker 10: Ended the show with that, And he's like, I need
Speaker 10: hogs Daddy because he'll back me up. Yeah, he likes me.
Speaker 10: So do you want to tell us when we get back?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 10: Why you think you are ninety nine percent sure that
Speaker 10: you saw a goot?
Speaker 2: Hundred percent? Yes? Percent?
Speaker 10: You want to tell us ninety nine percent sure you
Speaker 10: saw one?
Speaker 2: Correct? Got it? Or the powers? You want to chow
Speaker 2: after this on the fan again?
Speaker 1: Get ready Wild Fans this Saturday, that's tomorrow, watch Game
Speaker 1: three outdoors at Grand Casino Arena, free entry with door opening,
Speaker 1: doors opening at five with food, drinks and live music
Speaker 1: before puck drop for Game three at eight. Parking will
Speaker 1: be tight. Plan ahead learn Moore at wild dot com
Speaker 1: Slash playoffs.
Speaker 6: Plan ahead for God's sakes, for once in your life?
Speaker 10: Yeah no kidding, all right, a couple more segments with
Speaker 10: John Kreesil Parish will be here shortly, which is awesome.
Speaker 10: Marnie gellder in like thirty minutes initials at eight fifteen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean we see her all the time.
Speaker 10: It was fun when she was this unstoppable force and initials,
Speaker 10: but now she's garbage.
Speaker 2: Geeyeh. She just can't win. It's over for her.
Speaker 10: Although I think she's won something like sixty two straight majors,
Speaker 10: and there's a major later this month at Treasure on
Speaker 10: Resort at Casino. That's a lot of like three weeks
Speaker 10: exactly three weeks. We'll see if she can keep that up.
Speaker 10: But she can't win. Maybe she changes that today, or
Speaker 10: maybe Chris continues to dominate. In twenty twenty six, we'll see.
Speaker 6: It's been pretty amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of nut ride the way. That's what
Speaker 2: I've been riding.
Speaker 10: The Vikings signed Juwan Jennings to a one year, thirteen
Speaker 10: million dollar deal, or at least up to thirteen million
Speaker 10: dollar deal, just a one year deal. So wide receiver
Speaker 10: three Juwan Jennings, Corey, Yes, sir.
Speaker 6: Thirty chance in your mind. The fact that he's only
Speaker 6: twenty eight, which is not a spring chicken, but that's
Speaker 6: pretty good. I mean, you should be in your prime
Speaker 6: when you're twenty eight. Right, Ever, take yeah, right? Is
Speaker 6: there any chance that not only is he a great
Speaker 6: third receiver force, but he might also be insurance in
Speaker 6: case Jordan Edison does something weird again.
Speaker 5: Sure, one hundred percent. That has to be right in
Speaker 5: their mind at all time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 10: And just in general for injuries, you can't roll into
Speaker 10: a season with nobody proven beyond three, four or five. Right,
Speaker 10: we have nobody with equity that roster.
Speaker 2: The depth chart looks like who who who?
Speaker 10: Like It's just I'd never heard of almost any of
Speaker 10: them except for Tiefeldon one right, right, So let's go,
Speaker 10: let's go.
Speaker 2: What really matters though, is this guys.
Speaker 6: Scientists used special microphones tickle the rat.
Speaker 2: Keep going what.
Speaker 6: And heard it giggle?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, you have the sound. I think I might.
Speaker 2: Let me see, I'm turning it out fit of giggles.
Speaker 11: New research reveals what goes on in a rat's brain
Speaker 11: during a tickle attack. For Scientific American, this is Catherine
Speaker 11: Carusoe Hi Catherine. Scientists new rats loved to be tickled,
Speaker 11: especially on their backs and bellies. A tickled rat, let's say,
Speaker 11: tiny giggles too high for us to hear. Special microphones
Speaker 11: captured the squeaks so they could be replayed and lower register.
Speaker 11: Belly and back tickles elicited giggles galore.
Speaker 6: If you had stay tuned they play it. Yeah, here
Speaker 6: it does. This is they actually have it at a
Speaker 6: level we can hear as humans and.
Speaker 11: Even frolic about in a newly described behavior called joy jumps.
Speaker 2: That's a joy jumps out, but only.
Speaker 11: If the rats are in the mood to be tickled.
Speaker 5: Ye, my stomach apparently does joy jumps after doing the
Speaker 5: blazing challenge.
Speaker 10: Hey, can somebody text abb it yeah and tell him
Speaker 10: we need to fill in host nine to noon because
Speaker 10: he just cleared his calendar.
Speaker 6: What if we think that that is a giggle, but
Speaker 6: it's actually a scream of.
Speaker 5: The hat. It absolutely it was the sound from when
Speaker 5: it gets caught in the trap.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they think this feels good.
Speaker 2: They think I'm giggling. I'm screaming. It makes my penis hurt.
Speaker 2: There's no doubt that he has tickled a rat. Your
Speaker 2: Mike's oh, he's gonna tickle a rat?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I love the idea that they giggle.
Speaker 2: He's gonna tickle a list. You know what this does?
Speaker 6: This makes me think even more about what if worms
Speaker 6: are screaming?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're just at a level we can here,
Speaker 2: Why did you tickle one?
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna tickle a worm. I don't want to
Speaker 6: touch a worm.
Speaker 2: He's tickled a few worms.
Speaker 10: The Washington Nationals beat the Twins seven to five. The
Speaker 10: Twins are now sixteen and twenty two s WR four
Speaker 10: and a third, four hits, five runs, two walks, two strikeouts.
Speaker 10: Look it up on your phone as Thera is now
Speaker 10: six point nine two. Our guy Ryan Jeffers hit his
Speaker 10: fifth home run of twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: But the Twins lost two or three in Washington.
Speaker 10: So that is the sixth straight series that the Twins
Speaker 10: have either lost or split. Yeah, because they split that
Speaker 10: one with Toronto, but otherwise six straight series without a
Speaker 10: series win. Up next at three in at Cleveland for three,
Speaker 10: I should say tonight at six fifteen, and then a
Speaker 10: nine game homestand with Miami the drunken Scanies in Houston.
Speaker 2: But what really matters is this, So Philobster.
Speaker 6: Gets in a fight, they fight, you know, just like
Speaker 6: any creature does for dominance, to show that they got
Speaker 6: a bigger pecker.
Speaker 2: Wow, pincher, that's what I meant. Yeah, he said it wrong.
Speaker 6: And they want to control their area. Well, it's been
Speaker 6: shown that if phil Lobster loses a fight It literally
Speaker 6: slumps its shoulders and walks around depressed.
Speaker 2: Like when they put it in the tank at Red Lobster.
Speaker 2: Like Kong in the movie. Yes, when he's tired of
Speaker 2: defending this.
Speaker 10: Right, God's more like Michael Sarah walking in Arrested Development.
Speaker 6: Sure, exactly, Well that's right. They've found though, that if
Speaker 6: you give a boost of seratonin to a defeated lobster.
Speaker 6: It's like, let's do this.
Speaker 2: Lobster brilliant.
Speaker 6: They thought it would be testosterone. No, it's serotonin. When
Speaker 6: a lobster loses a fight, it's brain chemistry changes, resulting
Speaker 6: in lower serotonin levels.
Speaker 2: So it gets depressed.
Speaker 10: Let's get serotonin tomorrow. Yeah, let's get after it. There
Speaker 10: are a bunch of depressed lobsters.
Speaker 6: Giving a defeated lobster serotonin acts as an antidepressant. It
Speaker 6: starts thinking it's a winner again. It stretches out, it
Speaker 6: becomes more confident. He goes off looking to whoop some ass.
Speaker 10: Next time I go to Red Lobster, I'm just gonna
Speaker 10: sneak some serotonin into that tank in the front.
Speaker 2: Just watch those sons ambitious party. You just know you
Speaker 2: can get that.
Speaker 5: You could just buy serotonin sure you got a guy, No,
Speaker 5: but whatever it takes, because.
Speaker 2: I'm going to Red Lobster for Chedderbay biscuits. Where's the close?
Speaker 6: There used to be one in the grove, but they
Speaker 6: none there?
Speaker 5: No, five, you still have one in Woodbrey slash Oakdale.
Speaker 2: Man, you lucky bastard. Oh yeah, Bloomington and Tommy's favorite
Speaker 2: spot right there too. Five guys by the way, John,
Speaker 2: he loves it. He take enough, but it'll do. Never
Speaker 2: ordered off the menu.
Speaker 6: They call the depression, by the way, and you're gonna
Speaker 6: want to you want to mark this down? You got
Speaker 6: a pen and paper corn.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Mark left behind you? Oh hell yeah? Oh
Speaker 2: he has risen mm hmm, the prodigal son.
Speaker 6: Hell yeah, I was returned there he is Almost kissed
Speaker 6: him on his lips.
Speaker 10: That would have been awesome been the second time you
Speaker 10: guys have technically kissed.
Speaker 2: On the list. It would wouldn't it be weird? The
Speaker 2: first time one a moment, first time one of you
Speaker 2: was away, I would have taken it. You were just
Speaker 2: about to have him write something down though I was sorry.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, write this down. When the Lobster loses the
Speaker 6: fight and goes into depression and slumps around like Michael Sierra.
Speaker 2: It parks in the rival.
Speaker 6: They call it the loser effect, the loser effect, that's
Speaker 6: what it's technically called.
Speaker 5: They didn't even try to give it a nice name,
Speaker 5: the loser. They called it for what it was.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 10: You want to you want to see a defeated lobster,
Speaker 10: just watch me walk out of a poker.
Speaker 2: Tournament and then you drive your driveway.
Speaker 10: There goes defeated lobster. Somebody get that son of a
Speaker 10: bitch some seratonin.
Speaker 5: That isn't the effect that's in the locker room after
Speaker 5: the wild game tomorrow's let's hope not.
Speaker 2: Hi, Mark, Hi, guys, boys, man by you you find folk? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's new? Oh you know? Not a lot? No, No, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just at to go take care of my
Speaker 2: head a little bit. That's it, man. Yeah. Is it back?
Speaker 2: It's back and better than ever. Yes.
Speaker 13: Speaking of Mental health month, Yeah, I was. I had
Speaker 13: a little bit of a rough year slash second half
Speaker 13: of last year, and I wasn't in the best play mentally,
Speaker 13: and I had to go get to get some work done.
Speaker 13: And I want everybody to know first and foremost, my
Speaker 13: my my recovery is intact.
Speaker 2: That was just fine.
Speaker 13: There's nothing wrong with that. But yeah, I had some uh,
Speaker 13: some trauma. I took a lot of head hits. Anybody
Speaker 13: that watched me play knows I took way too many
Speaker 13: head hits, head shots. I got in front of the
Speaker 13: net with Scott Stevens way too many times. Yeah, and
Speaker 13: I had some trauma that I had to deal with,
Speaker 13: and uh, it was it got to me. Got to
Speaker 13: a point last year where I actually shouldn't say last
Speaker 13: year the beginning of this year, where my wife and I,
Speaker 13: Nicky and I we we realized that something had to
Speaker 13: be done about it. So I went out to California
Speaker 13: to uh to a TBI specialist, a traumatic brain injury specialist,
Speaker 13: and a pain recovery program because I'm in a lot
Speaker 13: of pain as well.
Speaker 2: Uh And things were great.
Speaker 13: I spent about two and a half months out there
Speaker 13: getting better mentally and physically stronger, and I feel awesome.
Speaker 13: Good for you, dude, that's huge. Yeah, thank you, guys,
Speaker 13: thank you so worth it. First, it was well worth it.
Speaker 13: You know, sometimes it's it's okay to.
Speaker 2: Not be okay.
Speaker 6: Yeah man, yeah, man, Well that's cool. I can't wait
Speaker 6: to hear about the things that you learned.
Speaker 2: And oh it was it was incredible.
Speaker 13: Yes, learn neuro pathways and and uh, radical acceptance, a
Speaker 13: lot of pain, a lot of tricks, a lot of
Speaker 13: breathing techniques which works really well for an old hockey player.
Speaker 13: We used to learn how to breathe to be able
Speaker 13: to get back for a ship as quick as we could.
Speaker 13: So yeah, it was. It was really really amazing stuff,
Speaker 13: some groundbreaking stuff that I was able to be part of.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I will tell you guys all about it.
Speaker 6: Well, you tell us what you're comfortable telling us. How
Speaker 6: about that? You just tell us whatever you feel, like
Speaker 6: Tonnis Smith.
Speaker 10: We.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't I be comfortable telling you guys.
Speaker 6: Well, sometimes it's hard to remember there's a million people out.
Speaker 13: There, right, that's all right, And I got to serve
Speaker 13: I can't wait to hear about that.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the.
Speaker 10: Thing though, Like you've listened to this show over the years, correct, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: you know once or twice this was in California.
Speaker 2: Yep. The great Richard Oaknick once.
Speaker 10: Said if there were dinosaurs outside, we wouldn't go play baseball.
Speaker 10: And what he meant was that the ocean is the
Speaker 10: great white sharks territory, not yours. So you know where
Speaker 10: you surfed there were great white sharks.
Speaker 2: Correct, Well, there was a possibility.
Speaker 10: No no, no, no, no no no no no no, no, no, no,
Speaker 10: no, no no, there's not a possibility.
Speaker 2: Again, did you go in the water. I did so
Speaker 2: if you had, you can't surf unless you're in the water.
Speaker 10: You went in the water, right, did at any point
Speaker 10: did it taste like salt a lot?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Then there are great white sharks in the water.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: Well, know, we already almost lost Tommy to a great yea.
Speaker 13: I learned that great whites are scared of dolphins.
Speaker 2: They do not like dolphins.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you're not a dolphins, but you did have a
Speaker 10: traumatic brain wented what.
Speaker 2: Is that snowflake over? What's happening?
Speaker 13: But there were dolphins everywhere all this in Malibu, so yeah,
Speaker 13: so it was pretty safe, I guess is as safe
Speaker 13: as it could be, man, And yeah, I made sure
Speaker 13: everybody else.
Speaker 2: Went in first though I went in last suy just
Speaker 2: to make sure. Man. But no, it was incredible. It
Speaker 2: was so much fun.
Speaker 13: That we're on a couple of houses right on the beach,
Speaker 13: so literally walked right out of our back door onto.
Speaker 2: The beach in Malibu.
Speaker 13: We were like five six houses down from the iron
Speaker 13: Man House where they filmed iron Man right on that
Speaker 13: point that the enormous mansion.
Speaker 2: We were like five or six houses down from there.
Speaker 13: It was absolutely incredible and ironically enough, the house that
Speaker 13: we were in that got turned into a treatment center
Speaker 13: was the house that Robert Downey Junior got arrested for
Speaker 13: breaking into when he had inside of him copious amount
Speaker 13: of drugs and on him copious amount of drugs.
Speaker 2: Pretty ironic that that.
Speaker 13: Got turned into a treatment center as well as the
Speaker 13: other one used to be Old Sylvester Stallone's house.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 13: So it was really really an incredible set up. It
Speaker 13: was a great place to to u to get healthy,
Speaker 13: get healed, uh and get back to one hundred percent crazy.
Speaker 2: Well we missed you, did I miss you? Guys?
Speaker 13: I love you guys to thank you so much for
Speaker 13: being patient and all of your support.
Speaker 2: Most important really meant the world.
Speaker 6: To be thank you. You're always one of us. I
Speaker 6: can't believe that house is a real house. I took forget.
Speaker 2: No, like yeah, like a movie set. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 2: that actually.
Speaker 6: Exists a house, Yes, didn't really the water at the
Speaker 6: end of that one movie.
Speaker 2: No, it was still there. Okay, it was still there.
Speaker 2: Crazy man. I can't wait to hear about it all. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't wait to tell you, guys, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6: Think I'm going to beat you in the initials, but
Speaker 6: I'm glad.
Speaker 2: That's what it sounds like. I'm killing it these days,
Speaker 2: that a boy.
Speaker 10: Good guys, Mark, Great whites have been around for millions
Speaker 10: of years.
Speaker 2: They are not afraid of dolphins. No, No, he's right,
Speaker 2: I know they are. You know I had rats giggling.
Speaker 6: Now, I've got audio of a Jaws himself seeing a dolphin.
Speaker 2: The megalodon is afraid of Dan Marino.
Speaker 10: They might not interact with dolphins, but I promise you
Speaker 10: they aren't afraid of them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, who comes don Shula?
Speaker 10: Can you imagine a great white shark going like well,
Speaker 10: Mark Parrish is surfing over there like I'm gonna eat him.
Speaker 2: Do I have to go all the way around these dolphins?
Speaker 2: I don't want to swim all the way over there.
Speaker 2: But he looks I'm just having shark food. Man.
Speaker 10: We should have we would have had to cut that
Speaker 10: shark open and heavy spill out all over the dock
Speaker 10: like that Kidner boy, that would have been terrible.
Speaker 6: You heard that they did that with a crocodile in
Speaker 6: South Africa. Somebody eating giant crocodile out and they cut
Speaker 6: it open and there was that dude.
Speaker 2: Oh I got him. There is there's Larry. Larry. I
Speaker 2: made a friend of dolphins.
Speaker 10: Should have been Parish in Malibu. No, don't say that
Speaker 10: I didn't want it to be. It just should have
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