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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a baby. Baby Walker has

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Speaker 1: around what this is insane? It is insane, Holy cow.

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Speaker 1: Of course the baby comes a day before the schedulecy Section.

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Speaker 1: Of course, nothing ever goes as planned when you're having

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Speaker 1: a baby. It's absolutely always chaos, and you know everything

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Speaker 1: that you plan for it never happens. It was pretty crazy.

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Speaker 1: So last night we get a text from Thor It

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Speaker 1: said it was about five o'clock, said, hey, guys, not

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Speaker 1: coming in tomorrow. Haley had another bad headache, blood pressure

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Speaker 1: is high. Baby is coming tonight at nine thirty.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: And we were like what, oh my god, Like, oh

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, honestly I got nervous. Yeah, I had like

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Speaker 1: a sense of nerves like come over me, like, oh oh.

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Speaker 3: Because you did, because I definitely know Sky and I

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Speaker 3: were like like I felt like I needed to do something, yes,

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Speaker 3: you like, what do I do I want?

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Speaker 4: Because my my thing, like whatever somebody texts something big

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Speaker 4: is going on, whether it's emergency or like a life event,

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Speaker 4: I always want to text back, let me know if

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Speaker 4: I can help, and then.

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Speaker 1: What the hell the hospital? Sky?

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Speaker 2: I feel you like, So that's what I wanted to say.

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Speaker 4: But I said, if I type this in this text

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Speaker 4: thread right now, like this up, Yes.

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Speaker 1: I actually needed that.

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Speaker 4: That would have been calmed your nerves. But I felt

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Speaker 4: that way, like I need to help. What can I

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Speaker 4: deliver or order? Maybe I have the same thoughts.

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Speaker 3: And then I was like, and then I realized who

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Speaker 3: was in said text screw who chilled.

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Speaker 1: Back a little man? That would have been great. I'm

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Speaker 1: disappointed in you too, not wanting to help. That sucks.

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Speaker 2: Okay, not a midwife.

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Speaker 1: What are you going to I.

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Speaker 2: Mean, I'm very feeble.

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Speaker 4: If my adrenaline spikes, I get the shakes, like I'm.

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Speaker 1: The We know, we know nobody was asking, and so

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Speaker 1: obviously they were headed to the hospital, so don't really

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Speaker 1: need you. So yes, that was the kind of last

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Speaker 1: thing we heard. And you know, obviously if there is

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Speaker 1: any sort of health complication, that's kind of scary. And

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Speaker 1: he told us, you know that over the weekend they

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Speaker 1: had the exact same situation. They were able to get that,

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Speaker 1: you know, blood pressure down, headache went away, all that stuff,

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Speaker 1: so they didn't have to perform the sea section over

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Speaker 1: the weekend, but it happened again. And so I think

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Speaker 1: he said it was preclampsia, and so they were like,

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Speaker 1: you can't mess around when when the baby's this close

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Speaker 1: and they're gonna have sea section anyway, get that baby

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Speaker 1: so very you know, kind of similar to when we

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Speaker 1: had my baby, Taylor, Taylor. Just everything was going fine.

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Speaker 1: We were getting ready, We're in the delivery you know area,

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Speaker 1: you know, in our room, and then all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: all hell break loose. Baby you know, went number two

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Speaker 1: in her inside and there that was it. They were like,

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Speaker 1: let's we got a yanker out of there, and so

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Speaker 1: we were going to do a natural birth. But then

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Speaker 1: and so all hell broke loose. Same kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: It's just crazy, man. Yeah, the same thing with you, Emily.

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Speaker 1: You were you know, in delivery or labor for hours. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for like five days, for like five days out pushing.

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Speaker 1: It felt like it was over twenty four hours.

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Speaker 3: And then I did start like I did obviously I'd

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Speaker 3: But then they went, nope, he's not gonna fit. It's

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Speaker 3: not going to work out. For whatever reason, I don't

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that was actually the reason that Okay,

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to computer that you kind of want to,

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Speaker 5: I know you want to, and then pushed him back

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Speaker 5: and so there was an emergency.

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Speaker 3: All hell breaks loose. You're like, what's going on. I'm confused,

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Speaker 3: I'm tired.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like nuts. Robert was there for you though.

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Speaker 3: Huh oh, yeah, you know it's true.

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Speaker 1: That's Truely did remind Thor to bring Floss in the

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Speaker 1: text threat.

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Speaker 2: I thought that was a wild recommendation.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was very smart.

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Speaker 3: We heard yesterday.

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Speaker 1: I honestly didn't think Sky was going to reply for

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Speaker 3: Maybe even today?

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Speaker 4: Yeah seriously, yeah, because when I get home, I'll like

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Speaker 4: And so I just happened to check it, and when

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Speaker 4: I saw I was only twenty minutes out of the

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Speaker 4: original text, I'm like, I run a lot proud because

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Speaker 4: out of all texts to like be late on and

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Speaker 4: to not resive, this.

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Speaker 1: Is the one we've been waiting for.

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Speaker 4: This is not the one to be laid on. So

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Speaker 4: I was thrilled I actually saw it.

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Speaker 3: And we know how thor is with responded this text.

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Speaker 1: It would have been bad, bad, So I was kind

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Speaker 1: of hoping we'd get some sort of update before I

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Speaker 1: went to bed last night, but you know, I hadn't

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Speaker 1: heard anything, and you know how that kind of goes,

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Speaker 1: you know things he said nine nine thirty, but that

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Speaker 2: What it's the hospital?

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Speaker 1: Really, yeah, you just know, aren't really sure. So it

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Speaker 1: wasn't until I got up this morning saw my phone.

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Speaker 1: We got a text at after midnight last night and

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Speaker 1: it's a picture of the baby and says born at

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Speaker 1: eleven fifty nine. When forty seconds so twenty seconds later

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Speaker 1: he would have born. I've been born on November fourth today,

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Speaker 1: but he was born on November third.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy, isn't that wild?

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Speaker 1: Twenty seconds?

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Speaker 2: That's insane?

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Speaker 1: And like cat who calls it? Does the doctor like

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Speaker 1: as soon as the baby's out, do you go eleven

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Speaker 1: fifty not forty?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: They must have like they have a stop watching write that.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, like I never knew that.

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Speaker 1: I just think they have a clock like.

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Speaker 2: Ours, okay, like the drive through Colock Carcy.

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Speaker 1: Yes, because I actually remember there was a clock in

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Speaker 1: that's low. I have no idea. Would you like to

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Speaker 1: know how much baby Walker weighed? Oh my gosh, what

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Speaker 4: Because we knew every check they went into that baby

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Speaker 1: I mean it was almost a month ago. We heard

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Speaker 1: nine pounds, yeah, which I could not wrap my head around.

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Speaker 1: Nine pounds. I could not run. That's why I was

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Speaker 1: saying any second that baby's got No, it wasn't done cooking.

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Speaker 1: So we got a we got a big old turkey

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Speaker 1: here turkey. Well it's almost it is the baby weight

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Speaker 1: officially eleven point zero eight nine pounds.

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Speaker 3: Baby that's going.

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Speaker 1: To feed the whole family. Yeah, that is stunning, A

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Speaker 1: big baby, Absolutely stunning.

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Speaker 3: I've actually never we were saying yesterday, I think it

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Speaker 3: was yesterday, and none of us have ever known anybody

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Speaker 3: that had a ten pound baby. No, like, I've never

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Speaker 3: even heard I didn't even think of eleven baby.

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Speaker 1: So this would probably make a very happy I was

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Speaker 1: talking to Big Rich down the hall at KGB, who

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Speaker 1: is a former NFL offensive lineman. He weighed over eleven pounds.

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Speaker 1: He did yes when he was born. And because I

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Speaker 1: gotta tell Thorpe because he would love to have Well,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know the baby was gonna be eleven pounds. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And so for some reason, I was also thinking, like

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Speaker 1: he's got this wrong, like this entire time, Like he

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Speaker 1: screwed this up. The baby's eight pounds, you.

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Speaker 4: Know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: That's where I thought too. Actually, my sister even said something.

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Speaker 3: She was kind of like. My sister was like, you know,

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Speaker 3: like that's not always accurate when they weigh them inside.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not something I had. Yeah, I like something

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Speaker 1: wrong here. Yeah, but no, so you know, Walker could

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Speaker 1: be a giant kid. You know who knows twenty one

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Speaker 3: The photo of in the photo there's one of the

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Speaker 3: him swaddled, but there's one of him sprawled out, which

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Speaker 3: is like it looks kind of like it was right

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because the ability record, you still see.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't know what that.

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Speaker 1: Never never seen one.

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Speaker 3: He looks like he could be toddling around.

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Speaker 1: Could be crawling already. I could be crawling.

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Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, I'm not kidding, like we're about to walk anything.

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Speaker 4: He like walks out like he's already complaining. Held here,

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Speaker 4: Ye yeah, you're you gonna put the Monday.

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Speaker 1: Night came on? What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Night game?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, it couldn't have been better for Thor because I

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Speaker 3: Going to ask you about how does this work out?

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Speaker 3: If it's perfect after Monday night football at end?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Okay, so he may. I don't know what they

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Speaker 1: The game had ended, so I don't know if he

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Speaker 1: maybe Friday, Saturday somewhere back there, and then he'll be

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Speaker 1: home for Sunday football, which is all he wants. Can

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Speaker 1: you imagine watching his first games with his son. It's nuts, Like,

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Speaker 1: it's perfect for him. It worked out perfectly for him.

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Speaker 1: Time was the football gods. I for some reason, part

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Speaker 1: of me didn't want it to work out. Part of you,

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Speaker 1: you know, you wanted that to happen. You wanted him

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Speaker 1: to be as miserable as possible. I'm sorry, I'm not saying,

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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? The amount of crap he gives her,

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Speaker 1: come on like that, Like Emily wanted that to happen,

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Speaker 1: but it actually worked out perfectly for him. So baby's

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Speaker 1: doing great. Mom is doing great. I don't know about

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Speaker 1: thor who cares. Yeah, but I think everybody's doing great.

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Speaker 1: So I don't think he's slept yet, so because we

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Speaker 1: he texted right away yeah, and he said that him

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Speaker 2: This is bad, and I go, no, dude, opposite.

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Speaker 4: This is the moment you're supposed to sleep because when

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Speaker 4: So I specifically remember the nurses saying like, you got

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like sleep now, because once this.

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Speaker 1: Baby was what she's been through.

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Speaker 3: You're in a hospital, you freak show everywhere. I remember

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Speaker 2: Where's the nurse?

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Speaker 3: This is all on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Sorry, yeah, I don't understand like that, but you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but now it's like really on Thor like Haley.

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Speaker 4: I know he's been complaining, of course, but Haley's been

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Speaker 1: Trust me. I know when when we had our kids,

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Speaker 1: we had c sections for both of them and dad.

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Speaker 1: he's on like you know, anytime the baby needs anything,

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Speaker 1: to Haley like all that. He's going to be NonStop.

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Speaker 1: I don't think he understand. I tried to explain it

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Speaker 3: You did, You've tried it. We've all tried to explain it.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't get it. He's gonna have time to play

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Speaker 1: PS five totally.

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Speaker 3: The baby's gonna sleep through the night because they got

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Speaker 1: They figured out, the magic formula.

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Speaker 3: The magic formula that no human being has ever fissured out.

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Speaker 3: They've got it figured out.

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Speaker 1: He's read one book. He's got it down. That's the best.

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Speaker 1: Mom's on CALLO what Yeah, I think it was wild.

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Speaker 1: And I never brought this up because I asked him before.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, are you guys going to do

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Speaker 1: I think we're gonna do. We have to do this like,

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Speaker 1: going to teach them other things. They never did it,

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Speaker 1: so I'm like, okay, well have fun, brood. Look you'll

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Speaker 1: figure it out. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, and then also think about all the newborn clothes

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Speaker 2: they got his gifts.

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Speaker 1: None of them are gonna fit. Think about that.

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Speaker 2: Ben Pounder dude, that's crazy, like so light. Yeah, so

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Speaker 4: Kept all the tags on because I specifically told Thor,

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Speaker 4: I said, lots of babies don't fit newborn, don't take

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Speaker 2: They got to talk. I mean, yeah, they're like twenty

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Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, so it's uh, it's gonna be Eddie and

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Speaker 1: the gals here for a couple of weeks while Thor

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Speaker 1: is on paternity to leave shot Jamie the text affterward.

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Speaker 1: Did you get nervous, Jamie? No, okay, it's just the

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Speaker 6: The night or so that's what you're worried about. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: So like I have my alarm set for five o'clock. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: and if no text, If no text, I wouldn't know

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sleeping, sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So I text Jamie after we got the text

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Speaker 1: And so Jamie will be in the Big Boys studio

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Speaker 1: now for a couple of weeks. I'm uncomfortable already. I'm

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Speaker 1: uncomfortable already. So the only thing about this is the timing,

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Speaker 1: show all year long. Like Thour looks forward to this

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Speaker 1: are gods that? Also, like It's crazy People magazine has

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Speaker 1: revealed their Sexiest Man Alive cover, which Thor has massive

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Speaker 1: thoughts on. Of course, so of course we're going to

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Speaker 1: best Looking Guys in Hollywood list, which has now become

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Speaker 1: their calendars. Is not here for it, so it will

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Speaker 1: be Eddie's Best Looking Guys in Hollywood List. I was

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Speaker 1: do my list today, which is crazy. My criteria a

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Speaker 1: little different, So I kid you not. He was here

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Speaker 1: He doesn't work hard on anything.

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Speaker 3: We had a separate meeting. We had a separate meeting

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Speaker 3: that he didn't go to it. I walked back and

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Speaker 3: I saw him through the glass in here. I go,

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Speaker 3: the hell are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Still, like, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: He's here for hours working on it and he's not

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Speaker 1: gonna be a wild show today. But no Thor babies here.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations to the whole family. It's awesome.

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Speaker 6: Man,