1
00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,320
Speaker 1: It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to the

2
00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:06,920
Speaker 1: Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

3
00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,640
Speaker 2: I'm talking about McDonald's.

4
00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,840
Speaker 1: The owners are not happy about giving their employees twenty

5
00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:15,159
Speaker 1: bucks an hour. But speaking of twenty they offer the

6
00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:20,919
Speaker 1: twenty piece McNuggets. I happen to be a huge fan

7
00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,520
Speaker 1: of McDonald's. I know, probably go too often, too often,

8
00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:29,200
Speaker 1: I get that, but we've learned that Steph Fuje his

9
00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:34,239
Speaker 1: go to meal is ten nuggets quarter pounder and I

10
00:00:34,280 --> 00:00:35,560
Speaker 1: believe fries.

11
00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,800
Speaker 2: On the side. Yeah, medium fries. Yeah.

12
00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:39,159
Speaker 1: I don't know how you go to McDonald's and not

13
00:00:39,360 --> 00:00:41,479
Speaker 1: order fries. I don't know who that guy is. That's

14
00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,400
Speaker 1: all you smell when you drive up right. Yeah, And

15
00:00:44,440 --> 00:00:47,639
Speaker 1: they're known for it. They have extra long fries. They

16
00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,040
Speaker 1: don't skimp on them. It's not those little tiny ones.

17
00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,880
Speaker 1: And I always order him cook to order. I know

18
00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,520
Speaker 1: it's a pain in the ass, but there is nothing

19
00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:01,480
Speaker 1: A ten in my life is a plate of hot,

20
00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,040
Speaker 1: salty fries.

21
00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:05,440
Speaker 2: There's nothing in the world like that.

22
00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,320
Speaker 1: And if and when you get them hot from McDonald's

23
00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,040
Speaker 1: or in and out and they're they're they're so hot

24
00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:13,959
Speaker 1: you can barely eat them.

25
00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:18,120
Speaker 2: That's a touchdown. I like the food, like their prices.

26
00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:21,800
Speaker 1: And if you get them cold, that's your suicidal You

27
00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,080
Speaker 1: think about jumping off a parking lot, you know, and

28
00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,319
Speaker 1: and landing on a guy who gave you those fries

29
00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:29,400
Speaker 1: and take him out with you.

30
00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:29,959
Speaker 2: You just want to.

31
00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:34,840
Speaker 1: You become homicidal when you have cold fries. You really do.

32
00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,920
Speaker 2: It's it's like the worst thing you could happen to me.

33
00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:42,880
Speaker 1: Something so good turns so bad so fast. Yeah, and

34
00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:44,800
Speaker 1: with every bite you get angry or and angry.

35
00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:45,160
Speaker 3: Yes.

36
00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:45,479
Speaker 2: Yeah.

37
00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,400
Speaker 4: The first time you eat that cold fry, when you're

38
00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,240
Speaker 4: expecting everything is ruined.

39
00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:51,760
Speaker 1: Everything is your your whole you might as well just

40
00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:54,520
Speaker 1: drive your car, you know, into a truck, into a

41
00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,960
Speaker 1: gas truck, and and the last thing you smell is

42
00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,280
Speaker 1: your cold fries burning.

43
00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:00,240
Speaker 2: Actually sound pretty.

44
00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:05,560
Speaker 1: All right, So Steph's lay us on, layas, lay on

45
00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:09,839
Speaker 1: the audience. Here, what's your biggest fast food place where

46
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,680
Speaker 1: you just were out of control? It wasn't rock bottom,

47
00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:14,800
Speaker 1: but you know it was adjacent.

48
00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:15,640
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.

49
00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:20,360
Speaker 5: I had just finished my final paper for my final

50
00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:24,079
Speaker 5: class in college. And where's this in La This is

51
00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:28,720
Speaker 5: a UC riverside and had finished everything. I was super

52
00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:30,560
Speaker 5: proud of myself. So I decided to go to In

53
00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:32,440
Speaker 5: and Out that was like the one that was closest

54
00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:32,680
Speaker 5: to us.

55
00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:33,200
Speaker 2: Here we go.

56
00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:40,320
Speaker 5: So I got two double doubles, two orders of cheese fries.

57
00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,600
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, were you with your class?

58
00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:51,680
Speaker 5: Just me, large coke and a extra large chocolate shake.

59
00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm writing this down. Okay, two double doubles, everything on it?

60
00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:02,000
Speaker 2: Uh yeah? Loaded? Yeah? Loaded?

61
00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:07,280
Speaker 1: Two cheese fries, yes, a large coke, and a large

62
00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:08,880
Speaker 1: shake like chocolate shake.

63
00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:09,120
Speaker 6: Yeah.

64
00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,600
Speaker 5: I think it's larger, extra whatever. The biggest size was

65
00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,320
Speaker 5: for the shakes. I got the biggest one.

66
00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see. Okay, all right. Did they look for

67
00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,960
Speaker 2: other passengers in the car, No, they kind of.

68
00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,799
Speaker 5: They did look at me a little bit weird when

69
00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,560
Speaker 5: I had that much food, So they just assumed I

70
00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:26,240
Speaker 5: was probably taking it back to like a furity or something.

71
00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got asked for a couple of forks. Yeah, yeah,

72
00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,880
Speaker 1: taking it back to you know, and basically a navy unit,

73
00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:34,920
Speaker 1: you know, taking it back to the ship.

74
00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,840
Speaker 2: That's wild man. Two double doubles.

75
00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,400
Speaker 1: I don't know how you eat two cheese fries without

76
00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,960
Speaker 1: them cooling off, and they and the cheese getting all hard.

77
00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:44,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

78
00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:44,520
Speaker 7: No.

79
00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,920
Speaker 5: When I got back, I warmed them up real quick,

80
00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,120
Speaker 5: just to keep them warm in the microwave, and then

81
00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:49,400
Speaker 5: I just.

82
00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:52,200
Speaker 2: Oh, you have a process. Yeah, oh for that, Yeah,

83
00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:52,880
Speaker 2: there's a move.

84
00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:55,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's wark Yeah, it's not just eating through

85
00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:56,520
Speaker 1: the shake.

86
00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,120
Speaker 5: The minute I got home, I put it in the

87
00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,800
Speaker 5: freezer so it would stay cold. Once I was done,

88
00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,880
Speaker 5: I took it out and that was my dessert.

89
00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,480
Speaker 1: And So when you called your parents to tell them

90
00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,040
Speaker 1: how you did on the on the final, did they

91
00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,160
Speaker 1: ask about post final meal?

92
00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,840
Speaker 2: They did not?

93
00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:16,880
Speaker 1: Okay, would you have laid it on them?

94
00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:18,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, if everyone knows.

95
00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,640
Speaker 1: Crozier, what's your Do you remember rock bottom or a

96
00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:24,800
Speaker 1: big meal that you couldn't tackle that.

97
00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:25,680
Speaker 2: I couldn't tackle?

98
00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I don't know that I could say that

99
00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,080
Speaker 4: I couldn't tackle because it was like my OUCD kicks

100
00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,479
Speaker 4: in and I can't just let it sit.

101
00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to shove that in me. What did you have?

102
00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,960
Speaker 4: I used to do the McDonald's, say, I'd go big

103
00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,880
Speaker 4: on the McDonald's. I'd do a twenty piece and I

104
00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,320
Speaker 4: would probably do a twenty piece and then a fley

105
00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,520
Speaker 4: fish and either two just regular cheeseburgers or a double

106
00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:50,920
Speaker 4: cheese ber Wow. That saves on the bread, you know, yeah, right, yeah,

107
00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,040
Speaker 4: I won't watch your waist. Yeah.

108
00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,479
Speaker 2: And fries, of course you gotta fries. Sure. Sure.

109
00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,200
Speaker 1: I remember the biggest meal I ever had. I went

110
00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:01,560
Speaker 1: to Del Taco, which doesn't exist anymore, partially because of me,

111
00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:03,840
Speaker 1: the one on Hollywood Way and for Dougo used to

112
00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,520
Speaker 1: be a Del Taco there. And I ordered three Dell

113
00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,720
Speaker 1: Taco tacos, you know, not the not the eighty nine

114
00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,200
Speaker 1: cent ones, but the bigger ones. And I and I

115
00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:15,840
Speaker 1: polished them and and I thought, you know what, I

116
00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:19,479
Speaker 1: think I can eat three more. And so I remember

117
00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,760
Speaker 1: shaking my stomach in the car, like settling the food

118
00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:23,880
Speaker 1: to try.

119
00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:24,719
Speaker 2: To like, h.

120
00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,840
Speaker 8: Did you wear your pants that day?

121
00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,240
Speaker 1: I do remember shaking in the car, and a young

122
00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,400
Speaker 1: lady walked by, and I'm like, oh man, she's can't

123
00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,320
Speaker 1: be into this, right. It's a you know, guy in

124
00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:43,240
Speaker 1: his fifties shaking is, you know, settling his belly so

125
00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,520
Speaker 1: you can eat more tacos. And I got three more

126
00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,880
Speaker 1: tacos and I ate him and I remember taking that

127
00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,080
Speaker 1: last bite and I and I was working here at

128
00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,560
Speaker 1: KFI It was around noon and I had to, you know,

129
00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,000
Speaker 1: be to work at you know, six o'clock. We were

130
00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:03,120
Speaker 1: on evenings. I ate too much. I had six tacos

131
00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,880
Speaker 1: and fries and a coke and those big, big ass tacos,

132
00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,960
Speaker 1: you know, huge, And I remember saying, oh, I can't

133
00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,760
Speaker 1: commend today, and she was really she could. Yeah, you

134
00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:16,520
Speaker 1: got food poisoning. I said, yeah, yeah, I got food poisoning.

135
00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,120
Speaker 1: As I fast food, I got food poisoning. And then

136
00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:23,039
Speaker 1: I remember not coming in that night and saying, look,

137
00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,200
Speaker 1: I got to straighten up. You know you when you

138
00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,840
Speaker 1: call and lie about why you can't go in because

139
00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:31,880
Speaker 1: you because you ate too much, that's got to be

140
00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,880
Speaker 1: close to rock bottom. Got to be angel. Are you

141
00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:37,840
Speaker 1: what's your biggest meal? Is anything you want to share

142
00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,560
Speaker 1: or you want to keep it? Keep your cards close

143
00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:41,559
Speaker 1: to the best.

144
00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:42,080
Speaker 9: I'll talk.

145
00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,880
Speaker 8: I'll tell you what it was. We were talking fast foods. Yes,

146
00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:52,400
Speaker 8: two filet of fish, a four piece.

147
00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:58,040
Speaker 10: Nugget, and one of their Sundays like a caramel Sunday.

148
00:06:58,640 --> 00:07:02,279
Speaker 8: And afterwards I felt so full.

149
00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:07,520
Speaker 10: Really, I wonder why it was painful and I was

150
00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:11,640
Speaker 10: so uncomfortable for like a couple of hours, and I'm

151
00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:11,920
Speaker 10: just like.

152
00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,880
Speaker 8: And so a couple hours later went out and got a.

153
00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:18,840
Speaker 1: Mil Oh god, if you had a big meal, do

154
00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,680
Speaker 1: you want to share? You want to keep it to yourself.

155
00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:25,320
Speaker 2: I'll keep it to myself. I get it. I remember

156
00:07:25,640 --> 00:07:26,840
Speaker 2: a Bellio story.

157
00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:32,200
Speaker 1: Bellio showed up at one of the parties that we

158
00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:36,280
Speaker 1: had at Marongo and I saw her husband John inside,

159
00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,440
Speaker 1: checking into the hotel.

160
00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,640
Speaker 2: I'm okay, John, how you don't know?

161
00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:39,880
Speaker 11: Tim?

162
00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,760
Speaker 2: Nice to see her. Good you don't know. I'm down

163
00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:43,760
Speaker 2: a couple of bucks. Hey, where's Belly O?

164
00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,040
Speaker 1: She said, Oh, she's out in the car. And I

165
00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:48,800
Speaker 1: was gonna go out and have it cigarette a name onay.

166
00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,840
Speaker 1: This is years ago. And I walked out to the

167
00:07:51,880 --> 00:07:54,360
Speaker 1: car and she's sitting in the car. I'm like, hey, Belly,

168
00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:58,200
Speaker 1: and she goes oh. I said, hey, I'll help you

169
00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,440
Speaker 1: at the luggage. She say no, no, no, no, we'll we'll

170
00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:04,000
Speaker 1: be okay. And I said, yeah, come, I we're gonna

171
00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,320
Speaker 1: you know, we're at the bar. We're gonna have a drink. No no, no, no,

172
00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,800
Speaker 1: you guys, you guys go ahead. I said you okay.

173
00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:12,720
Speaker 1: She goes yeah, Yeah, I'm okay. And then I left

174
00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:15,760
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, man, I gotta I forgot my

175
00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,680
Speaker 1: valet parking ticket. So when I talked to the Valley

176
00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,800
Speaker 1: parker and she's getting out of the car now, she

177
00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,000
Speaker 1: just didn't want me to see her.

178
00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,160
Speaker 2: She had cheese all over her.

179
00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,720
Speaker 1: She stopped by Del Taco and got a nachos, and

180
00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:28,800
Speaker 1: I think John had stopped the car fast or whatever.

181
00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:31,920
Speaker 1: But she had cheese on her shirt, on her pants

182
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:36,440
Speaker 1: and in her hair, in her hair.

183
00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:38,360
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what's going on?

184
00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:41,000
Speaker 1: She literally walked into Marongo a cheese on her shirt,

185
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,360
Speaker 1: her pants, and her hair.

186
00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,360
Speaker 2: She had cheese in her hair.

187
00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:51,079
Speaker 1: And I and I asked her later because I saw her,

188
00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,040
Speaker 1: but I didn't want her to know that I saw her.

189
00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:57,200
Speaker 2: And I said, are you okay? She's yeah, yeah, yeah,

190
00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:00,400
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. It's like I am now. But that's not

191
00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:04,000
Speaker 2: rock bottom shoes. Oh we're not even close. We're not

192
00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:09,199
Speaker 2: even close. Cheese, shirt, pants, and in her hair.

193
00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:13,600
Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

194
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:14,480
Speaker 3: Am six.

195
00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,600
Speaker 1: I went to the smoke house last night after working

196
00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,160
Speaker 1: in the garage all day. I had I had a

197
00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,560
Speaker 1: real jones for that garlic bread and I wanted to

198
00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,680
Speaker 1: get the garlic toast at the Smokehouse.

199
00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,640
Speaker 2: So I called them up. Oh, the old the restaurant

200
00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:32,320
Speaker 2: over here by the studios.

201
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:34,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I called the restaurant and you know it's an

202
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:39,720
Speaker 1: older restaurant. When the recording on their voicemail it says

203
00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:45,400
Speaker 1: you can reach us online, and I'm like, here we

204
00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:53,920
Speaker 1: go www dot Smokehouse nineteen forty six dot com.

205
00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:57,280
Speaker 2: And then they spell it.

206
00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,760
Speaker 4: When you when it picks up, is it like one

207
00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:01,880
Speaker 4: of the there's a there's a long pause before you

208
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,880
Speaker 4: anybody take you hear this?

209
00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:03,079
Speaker 2: Hum?

210
00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,920
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling your smokes I can play it

211
00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:12,360
Speaker 1: for you here online to see you here, call the

212
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:17,760
Speaker 1: Smokehouse in Bourbon. Let's see if it comes up dialing. Okay,

213
00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:19,800
Speaker 1: here it is smoke casts.

214
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:20,480
Speaker 3: Here we go.

215
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,640
Speaker 2: Can you hear yes?

216
00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:22,880
Speaker 7: Sir?

217
00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:29,319
Speaker 6: Thank you for calling Smokehouse restaurants. Please listen closely, as

218
00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,320
Speaker 6: our options have recently been up to you. Wish to

219
00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:35,880
Speaker 6: place an order for delivery, please visit our website at

220
00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:42,760
Speaker 6: www dot Smokehouse nineteen forty six dot com for reservations

221
00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:47,679
Speaker 6: or takeout. Press one for private dining, Press two for

222
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:53,040
Speaker 6: garlic bread or online shaping orders. Press three for building matters.

223
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:57,440
Speaker 2: Or to press I think I pressed, all right, here

224
00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:57,679
Speaker 2: we go.

225
00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:02,480
Speaker 7: Thank you for calling House Restaurant. A team member will

226
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,520
Speaker 7: be with you momentarily to take your reservation. Please note,

227
00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:10,800
Speaker 7: we are not able to change reservations by voicemail. You

228
00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,480
Speaker 7: must speak to a team member directly for the fastest service.

229
00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:14,960
Speaker 2: Here we go.

230
00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:20,319
Speaker 7: Click the reservation link on our website at www dot

231
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:28,240
Speaker 7: Smokehouse nineteen forty six dot com. That's www dot smoa

232
00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:34,040
Speaker 7: U S E one nine four six dot com.

233
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:36,760
Speaker 2: Or that's good. Let's spell it out. How do you

234
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:40,560
Speaker 2: smell smoke House? Spell on Smokeouse nineteen forty six.

235
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:43,280
Speaker 1: Uh, they've been around a long time, but this the

236
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,199
Speaker 1: garlic bread is unbelievable. So I ordered the garlic bread,

237
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,199
Speaker 1: but you got to go in there and do it.

238
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,720
Speaker 1: And I called it eight twenty two. I say, how

239
00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:54,320
Speaker 1: long does the kitchen open? She said till eight thirty.

240
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:58,079
Speaker 1: I jumped in the car. I had eight minutes to

241
00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:00,040
Speaker 1: get there and place the order. So I get the

242
00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:04,160
Speaker 1: car and I raced to the I didn't break the speed.

243
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,959
Speaker 2: Limit, but I was close.

244
00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:09,559
Speaker 1: And I get to the Smokehouse and I'm ordering it

245
00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,559
Speaker 1: and she said it'll just be a few minutes. I said, oh, please,

246
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,880
Speaker 1: I said, you know, you can take your time. I'm

247
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:18,400
Speaker 1: in no rush. I just need that smokehouse garlic toast.

248
00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,280
Speaker 1: I need it in me. And so while I'm sitting

249
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,800
Speaker 1: there waiting on one of these red you know, couches

250
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,440
Speaker 1: or booths out there, I hear the guy at the bar,

251
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:31,640
Speaker 1: the bartender, and he's a louder guy, and I'm like,

252
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:36,360
Speaker 1: I remember that voice. I know that voice. The guy

253
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:39,720
Speaker 1: serving drinks in the bar, I know him. And so

254
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:43,120
Speaker 1: I asked the waitress there are they the mad d

255
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:47,680
Speaker 1: or the hostess? I said, Hey, is that bartender's name Gary?

256
00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:50,480
Speaker 2: By chance? And she said, yeah, that's Gary.

257
00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:55,199
Speaker 1: I'm like, God Almighty, I remember Gary from thirty years

258
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,240
Speaker 1: ago when he used to be the used to be

259
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,240
Speaker 1: the bartender at a place called the He was the

260
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:05,000
Speaker 1: bartender at the Money Tree, and so I said, I

261
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,160
Speaker 1: walked up to him. He was he was just cleaning

262
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,520
Speaker 1: some stuff up there and only had about five or

263
00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:13,120
Speaker 1: six customers at the bar, and I said, hey, are

264
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:13,720
Speaker 1: you Gary?

265
00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,680
Speaker 2: And he looks at me and he goes conway.

266
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, babo, I haven't seen you in them forever.

267
00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:21,920
Speaker 1: How long you've been at the smokehouse? And he says,

268
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,640
Speaker 1: I've been here seventeen years.

269
00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:24,120
Speaker 2: Wow.

270
00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:26,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm sorry that I've not been in

271
00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:29,560
Speaker 1: here in the seventeen years that you've been here. And

272
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,520
Speaker 1: he told me his hours and his days. He's in

273
00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:34,280
Speaker 1: there Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday. I said, oh, I'll

274
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,080
Speaker 1: stop by and see you and catch up. I love

275
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:39,679
Speaker 1: this guy. One of the greatest guys I've ever met

276
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,319
Speaker 1: my life. Guy named Gary. He's the bartender at the Smokehouse.

277
00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:46,480
Speaker 1: So he says to the So I'm sitting there waiting

278
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,040
Speaker 1: for the bread, and he says to two young ladies

279
00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,680
Speaker 1: sitting at the bar, he said, this guy and he

280
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:54,079
Speaker 1: points to me. He said, this guy is the funny

281
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:57,360
Speaker 1: You had the funniest line ever when he was bartending,

282
00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:01,080
Speaker 1: and he remembered this line from twenty five five years ago.

283
00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,800
Speaker 1: Twenty five years ago, he said, there was an old

284
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,280
Speaker 1: guy sitting at the bar at the Money Tree, and

285
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,440
Speaker 1: he had his feet up, he was drinking a beer

286
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,840
Speaker 1: and he was watching Gilligan's Island on TVY now. And

287
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:17,400
Speaker 1: you said to the guy, what's broken at home? The

288
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:21,400
Speaker 1: TV or the refrigerator? Right, because otherwise, why would you

289
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,560
Speaker 1: pay eight dollars for a beer.

290
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,320
Speaker 2: If you're gonna watch TV, you do that at home.

291
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, He's watching Gilligan's Island, drinking a beer at

292
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:32,480
Speaker 1: a bar, not socializing with anybody. He's just drinking a beer,

293
00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:36,200
Speaker 1: watching Gilligan's Island on TV. And he's drinking an eight

294
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:39,240
Speaker 1: dollar beer and said, Hey, what's the busted at the

295
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,560
Speaker 1: at home? The refrigerator of the TV?

296
00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:42,200
Speaker 2: All right?

297
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:46,400
Speaker 1: And Gary remembered that, and the girls laughed and he

298
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:50,080
Speaker 1: laughed and I laughed, and I said, Ah, that's that's great. Gary,

299
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:53,280
Speaker 1: I'll come by and visit you sometime. And he said, yeah,

300
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,560
Speaker 1: please do that, Please do that.

301
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,120
Speaker 2: I miss you. I miss you too.

302
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,360
Speaker 1: And as I'm walking away from the bar, I didn't

303
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:02,640
Speaker 1: want to tell him or the girl's laughing, that wasn't

304
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,120
Speaker 1: my line.

305
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:07,360
Speaker 2: I never said that. You knew in the moment and

306
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,800
Speaker 2: he was relaying this story.

307
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:12,280
Speaker 1: I never if it was funny. I don't mind him

308
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,880
Speaker 1: giving me credit, but I never said that. I don't

309
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,840
Speaker 1: remember ever saying that. As a matter of fact, I

310
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,760
Speaker 1: think a buddy of mine said it, and I wasn't

311
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:19,560
Speaker 1: gonna correct him.

312
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,040
Speaker 4: It totally sounds like something you would, right exactly, So

313
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,000
Speaker 4: I went with it.

314
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,520
Speaker 2: I went with it. I said, okay, yeah, yeah, I

315
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,000
Speaker 2: said that.

316
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,880
Speaker 1: But I know I never did. But in front of

317
00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:31,840
Speaker 1: him and the two gals, I took credit. Didn't want

318
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,320
Speaker 1: to didn't want to dissuade him or her or the

319
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,440
Speaker 1: girls from believing that I was that funny, so I said,

320
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,000
Speaker 1: no Ah. I remember saying that that was great, good

321
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:41,520
Speaker 1: old times.

322
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,120
Speaker 2: Gary.

323
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:44,920
Speaker 1: I'll come back and see you again sometime, buddy. I

324
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:49,120
Speaker 1: love that guy, Gary, the bartender at the Smokehouse. One

325
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,480
Speaker 1: of the greatest guys I've ever met in my life.

326
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:53,920
Speaker 1: That guy's the bomb.

327
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:58,320
Speaker 3: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI

328
00:15:58,640 --> 00:15:59,640
Speaker 3: AM six forty.

329
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,480
Speaker 2: This happened to me today on the way to work.

330
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,440
Speaker 1: There's a guy walking down We live on an alley,

331
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:12,280
Speaker 1: I know, pretty ritzy, huh. Guy walking down the alley

332
00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:18,520
Speaker 1: and he goes to put his dog's feces in my

333
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,120
Speaker 1: trash cam and I at the same time, I opened

334
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:25,600
Speaker 1: the garage door, and he closes the lid and he

335
00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:28,680
Speaker 1: grabs the dog, Dodo, and he walks away, and I said,

336
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:31,880
Speaker 1: I said, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. He goes, Oh no, no,

337
00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,400
Speaker 1: he goes, I'm not gonna put it in. And I

338
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,160
Speaker 1: said no, no, no, no, feel free to put it in there.

339
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,600
Speaker 1: You can put anything you want in there. I don't

340
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,200
Speaker 1: give a rat's ass. You can literally put a baby

341
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:47,040
Speaker 1: grand piano in there. I don't care. I'm not one

342
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,440
Speaker 1: of those guys that cares. You want to put your

343
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,960
Speaker 1: dog doodo in there instead of carrying it around, because

344
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,040
Speaker 1: you look like an idiot carrying a bag of dog feces,

345
00:16:56,480 --> 00:17:00,200
Speaker 1: that little green, tiny bag that's all tied up. You're

346
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:03,400
Speaker 1: walking around. How do you think your dog feels when

347
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:06,080
Speaker 1: you're walking around with your dog's s in your hand?

348
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:10,639
Speaker 1: Doesn't he feel like he sort of owns you? I

349
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,320
Speaker 1: would think so.

350
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,679
Speaker 4: When I had the dog and I had and I

351
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,439
Speaker 4: was the one doing the walks with him. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

352
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,800
Speaker 4: that's why I prefer cats personally. Yeah, I'll have to

353
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:20,640
Speaker 4: clean it out, then clean a box out, but it's

354
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:23,560
Speaker 4: like a one and done now every single time they

355
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,240
Speaker 4: go to the bathroom, I have to be there.

356
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,720
Speaker 1: But our our dogs, uh when, first of all, you

357
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,760
Speaker 1: can throw anything you want in our can. And I

358
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,359
Speaker 1: know it bothers my wife. Though maybe it's a gender thing.

359
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:37,639
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it bothers my wife. If somebody

360
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,360
Speaker 1: throws you know, their dog s in m Yeah, but.

361
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:45,160
Speaker 2: It I it. Also, it doesn't bother me either.

362
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,000
Speaker 1: When somebody goes through my recyclables to take out cans,

363
00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,359
Speaker 1: I don't care. Look it's on the street, it's it's

364
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,720
Speaker 1: it's up for grabs as as.

365
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,240
Speaker 2: Soon as they keep the area clean.

366
00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:58,159
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, this happened in Tarzana. We

367
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,920
Speaker 1: lived in Tarzana. We used to throw all our bottles

368
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:04,280
Speaker 1: and cans into you know, the blue recycled band, like

369
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:07,119
Speaker 1: everybody does, I guess. And this guy was pulling out

370
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,119
Speaker 1: a bottle after bottle and he got so tired of

371
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,840
Speaker 1: it he just took the whole blue can, through it

372
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:14,520
Speaker 1: on the truck and left. And I thought it was hysterical.

373
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,959
Speaker 1: Guy's leaving, He's like, I don't want to go through

374
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,600
Speaker 1: all this crap. I almost going to take the can

375
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:25,639
Speaker 1: do it. Later, I thought it was great, man, the

376
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,520
Speaker 1: ball's on that guy right.

377
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,440
Speaker 2: Not only did take the recyclables, but take the whole

378
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,560
Speaker 2: canon split. I thought that was great, but it is maybe.

379
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, Belly, are you are you disturbed by that?

380
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,040
Speaker 1: If somebody throws some I.

381
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,600
Speaker 9: Don't like it.

382
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,520
Speaker 2: You don't like it? Right?

383
00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,760
Speaker 9: You don't like it, Okay, like, go because Shannon's right.

384
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,400
Speaker 2: You know, let's not say she's right. Let's just say

385
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:46,800
Speaker 2: you agree with her.

386
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,360
Speaker 9: Okay, I agree with Shannon.

387
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,000
Speaker 2: Okay, because because that makes me feel bad.

388
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,320
Speaker 1: If you say Shannon's right and I don't care, I

389
00:18:53,359 --> 00:18:54,720
Speaker 1: feel like less of a human being.

390
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,720
Speaker 9: Well, that's on you are right.

391
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,480
Speaker 10: No, uh yeah, they throw it into your emptied trash

392
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,840
Speaker 10: and you bring it and then you had to wait

393
00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:01,800
Speaker 10: a week with that in there.

394
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, there's those that creates issues.

395
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,760
Speaker 1: Right, But it doesn't smell. I mean it's tied off.

396
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,080
Speaker 1: If it's tied off nicely, it's I think it's air tight.

397
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:10,640
Speaker 1: I don't think there's any issue there.

398
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, but at least they're not leaving it on the street.

399
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,399
Speaker 9: No, I understand that, But why can't they take it

400
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:16,440
Speaker 9: back to their trash can?

401
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,040
Speaker 1: Because if you walk around with that green bag in

402
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,240
Speaker 1: your hand, nothing says.

403
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,359
Speaker 2: If you dont goofball.

404
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,120
Speaker 9: If you have a dog, you're used to doing that. Nah.

405
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,280
Speaker 10: Occasionally we're walking walking the dogs and I have the

406
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,320
Speaker 10: bag and I start like swinging.

407
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,480
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, yeah yeah yeah, And John's always like, could

408
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,040
Speaker 11: just not do that? And I forget I like hold

409
00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:39,840
Speaker 11: onto a bag, poo right, and occasionally it flies open

410
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:44,480
Speaker 11: and then it's a shower, A god mighty, here we go.

411
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,200
Speaker 2: But steph, who shit bother you? If somebody throws a

412
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:48,480
Speaker 2: feces in your can.

413
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,800
Speaker 5: I personally don't care, But when I do walk the dog,

414
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,159
Speaker 5: I feel bad putting it in someone else's trash can.

415
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,040
Speaker 2: You do so, I've walked with it the whole way,

416
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:57,560
Speaker 2: but it's mind.

417
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we got to get it together and

418
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,280
Speaker 1: just assume everybody's trash can is up for crass.

419
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,879
Speaker 2: I don't. It's just so bizarre to me.

420
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:06,960
Speaker 4: It's like what so I always think about that, Like

421
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,240
Speaker 4: if Jen and I are doing a little walks and

422
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 4: I got like some trash or something like that, and

423
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,960
Speaker 4: someone's cans like down a little alley ways, it's like

424
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,720
Speaker 4: right there, put it in there. And I keep thinking

425
00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,160
Speaker 4: to myself, somebody's gonna come on, who do do something

426
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:17,480
Speaker 4: on them? I'm just gonna throw it on the ground

427
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:17,800
Speaker 4: beside it.

428
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:22,879
Speaker 10: What you want, man, your own trash can about up

429
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 10: two miles from home.

430
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:24,879
Speaker 9: Carry with me.

431
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,360
Speaker 2: It's either beside your can.

432
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:29,800
Speaker 4: Or in your can, that's right, Yeah, your choice, beside

433
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:30,720
Speaker 4: your can or in your coin.

434
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,040
Speaker 2: Can you choose, mister or lady.

435
00:20:33,359 --> 00:20:36,480
Speaker 1: Well, what would you rather have, you know, dogs feces

436
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 1: on the side of your can or in your can?

437
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:42,760
Speaker 2: Exactly? Yeah, either, Well you don't have that choice. Yeah,

438
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 2: you don't know that choice at all. Man. It's weird.

439
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 2: People get very territorial over their trash. So weird. It's

440
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,119
Speaker 2: a trash can. It is an odd thing. It's a

441
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:51,640
Speaker 2: weird deal.

442
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:53,959
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go put some trash and Crozier's trash can.

443
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,240
Speaker 2: I would love that the side of it. Please don't.

444
00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:58,919
Speaker 4: I don't want to see trash on the outside of

445
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,200
Speaker 4: the can. I'm like, well, with somebody put the trash

446
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,400
Speaker 4: on the outside the right there.

447
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,399
Speaker 2: That's Brian Reagan.

448
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,679
Speaker 10: Remember when Brian Reagan came to visit as Tim and

449
00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,840
Speaker 10: he was walking by and somebody had rolled up a

450
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 10: piece of paper and it was like a foot from.

451
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,080
Speaker 9: He couldn't resist the men's down and he goes.

452
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 2: You were So.

453
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 1: It's like Adam Carolla, you ever see those They don't

454
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,400
Speaker 1: exist anymore. But in the old days, bellyard your dad

455
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,240
Speaker 1: ever smoked? Yeah, long time ago.

456
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,800
Speaker 2: Did you have the bean bag ash tray on the door?

457
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:31,040
Speaker 10: Yes?

458
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,120
Speaker 2: All right? So you know what I'm talking about.

459
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,080
Speaker 1: It's a bean bag ash tray and you put it

460
00:21:36,119 --> 00:21:39,119
Speaker 1: on the dashboard and it fills with cigarette buds and

461
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 1: there's a little smoke stain on the windshield, the inside

462
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 1: of the windshield where those smokes were brewing for decades.

463
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 1: And then Corolla was talking about you get to like

464
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,879
Speaker 1: a Long's drug, which I don't think exists anymore. And

465
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:59,119
Speaker 1: the guy throws them all out onto the street.

466
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 2: Right the door, right.

467
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kept them for like two months, so now

468
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 1: they're just bang right on the on the street or

469
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,880
Speaker 1: in the parking lot.

470
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 2: Right. It's unbelievable.

471
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,960
Speaker 4: I love the ash marks, like right where the where

472
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,879
Speaker 4: the glass in the window meets the upper part of

473
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 4: your door, from people that didn't want to roll down

474
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:12,240
Speaker 4: their window all.

475
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 2: The way to flick their ashes.

476
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, the accumulation of the burns on the upper part

477
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:16,960
Speaker 4: of the of the door.

478
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 1: And you can also tell when a guy or gal

479
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,040
Speaker 1: is really interested in how their hair looks and they smoke,

480
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 1: because they're gonna have burn marks on the top of

481
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: their car, on the roof of their car. On the inside.

482
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 1: They put their hand their cigarette and their hand through

483
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 1: their hair. And then Christ there's another another scorcher. You

484
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,200
Speaker 1: don't see the bean bag ash tray anymore, it's gone.

485
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:41,959
Speaker 2: Did your dad have one?

486
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 4: Your dad smoked not cigarettes, but yeah, okay, yes he did.

487
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: My mom and dad both smokes cigarettes. And I remember

488
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 1: my dad and mom they would smoke cigarettes while like

489
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: taking six kids up to the mountains and all the

490
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: windows were closed.

491
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 2: It doesn't really go on much anymore. Everything that my

492
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,720
Speaker 2: dad did, I mean, dying from a drug overdose.

493
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,080
Speaker 4: And he just had so much disdain for people that

494
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 4: smoked cigarettes, like his ex my you know woman that

495
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 4: he married when I was thirteen.

496
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 2: She smoked and he just just oh, those cats are like.

497
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,879
Speaker 4: Weird to say, And he had the argument, he was like,

498
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,479
Speaker 4: those are all chemicals, this is all you know nature.

499
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 4: Was he doing hard drugs or just weed? He died

500
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 4: from crack? Oh okay, all right for the most part. Yeah,

501
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 4: he once told me that he did everything but heroin

502
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,440
Speaker 4: because he didn't like needles.

503
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,040
Speaker 2: Really yeah, wow, man, that guy went for it. You

504
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 2: gotta give him that though a little to this, a

505
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 2: little bit of that. He was in a band in

506
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 2: the seventies in Miami. I get it.

507
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,439
Speaker 1: I got it, man. That was the time to be

508
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:47,640
Speaker 1: in that Miami, Miami band. Yeah that wo what a life? Yeah,

509
00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 1: what a life. How old was he when he passed away?

510
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,879
Speaker 2: He was forty?

511
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 4: I was young eight No, no, fifty eight, fifty eight Yeah,

512
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 4: okay that's not bad yea, yeah, because I'm three years

513
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 4: from his age.

514
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: Okay, So fifty eight's a nice run for a guy,

515
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 1: you know, doing crack and you know all kinds.

516
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 2: Of it was on and off. Yeah, he was on

517
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 2: it off.

518
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 4: He would take years off and then he would go

519
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:09,399
Speaker 4: through a good months or a year or something like

520
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 4: that doing bunch of stuff.

521
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:11,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. I said, it's touchdown.

522
00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he lived fifty eight and then, like you know,

523
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 1: in the band in Miami in the seventies, a lot

524
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:18,359
Speaker 1: of people like that.

525
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 3: All right, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand

526
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,480
Speaker 3: from KF I am six forty.

527
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 1: Jason Priestley, you know he was in There was a

528
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,080
Speaker 1: show what was the the the series that he was in.

529
00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 2: My name is Earl? Remember that my name is Earl?

530
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:35,280
Speaker 3: Was he in the Yeah?

531
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, he played uh like I was in like two

532
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: or three episodes of But man, I really loved him

533
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: in nine o two one. Oh, it was one of

534
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,160
Speaker 1: my It was one of the shows that I watched.

535
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 1: I wasn't a big melrose Place were you Okay, you've

536
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: been knitting.

537
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 9: What are you doing crocheting?

538
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: But oh, so you can crochet? But and also half assed.

539
00:24:56,880 --> 00:25:00,919
Speaker 1: Listen to my references to a popular the shows in

540
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 1: the nineties, or you would watch those shows which watch

541
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: show that.

542
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 9: You would watch Beverly Hills nine O two one oh,

543
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 9: or milrose Place.

544
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 2: I wasn't.

545
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying I was not a melrose Place guy.

546
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: I was in nine o two and oh, but I

547
00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: love that show.

548
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 9: You are serious you watched that?

549
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 1: I watched it all the time. I used to watch

550
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,880
Speaker 1: it with a buddy, a guy named Jeff Warnick. No way, Yeah,

551
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,560
Speaker 1: we used to go to his house and watch nine

552
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:23,000
Speaker 1: O two one.

553
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 2: Oh. I never told anybody because that was sort of embarrassed.

554
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 9: Who who were the actors in it?

555
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 1: Well, all right, Jason Priestley was in it. Okay, let's

556
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 1: see if how many I could name out of vibe.

557
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,880
Speaker 1: Shannon Doherty was in it, right, yeah.

558
00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 9: Yeah, No, those were some of the stars. But that's

559
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 9: pretty obvious.

560
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: That guy that was fighting everybody in Hollywood Boulevard.

561
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I searing.

562
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: He was in that sucker Luke Perry very popular, Yes,

563
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 1: Tory spelling.

564
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:56,360
Speaker 2: I know her going right down the line. Okay, and

565
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 2: see that might be it.

566
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:03,200
Speaker 1: Huh No, No, Jamie Walters was in that and Hillary Swank.

567
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 2: Jimmy Walters had that song.

568
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right, but Hillary Swank that made that started

569
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: her career.

570
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 4: Hillary Swan, Yeah, that's right. She was a girlfriend like later,

571
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 4: that's right, she was great.

572
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: Lindsay Price was in it as well, and I don't know,

573
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: I'm probably missing somebody.

574
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:19,360
Speaker 2: Uh.

575
00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,960
Speaker 1: Carol Potter was in a few episodes, but I wasn't.

576
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know all the you know, all the players,

577
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:29,359
Speaker 1: but I do remember going and watching that program that

578
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: pro I'm probably missing somebody big though.

579
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 2: Brian Austin Green was in that.

580
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:35,640
Speaker 9: Way, Yes, he was one of the main.

581
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, he was in that. And then that Doug

582
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 1: oh it's his last name, Ironsin Emerson, Douglas Emerson, wasn't

583
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: he inn?

584
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 2: I think he was in that, But.

585
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:49,080
Speaker 9: I don't even know some of these.

586
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,120
Speaker 2: I'll tell you a quick story.

587
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:56,399
Speaker 1: There was I can't remember what actor it was that

588
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,720
Speaker 1: played the teacher. Remember one of the older actors in

589
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 1: nine o two one oh that played like the teacher

590
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: or the principal.

591
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 2: Do you remember that? Do you guys remember that at all?

592
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 2: You guys totally blank on? All right, and well, let's just.

593
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 1: Say I think it was Joe Tata was was the

594
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: the actor, and so my.

595
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 9: Body owned the.

596
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay.

597
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: So later on in the episodes, you know, and as

598
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 1: the series went on, he wasn't in like the like

599
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: you know, season eight, nine and ten. So my buddy

600
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 1: Jeff Warnick was the biggest fan in the world. And

601
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: he was at thrifty drug store, which is not there

602
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: anymore on Laurel Canyon and Ventura, and he sees this guy,

603
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,439
Speaker 1: Joe Tata, who's in this nine O two one oh,

604
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: and he's going up and down the aisle. It's only

605
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,639
Speaker 1: him and Jeff Warnick in the whole store. There's nobody

606
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,680
Speaker 1: else shopping there. And he sees Joe and he passes

607
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 1: him by and he and he now knows he's from

608
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,880
Speaker 1: nine oh two one oh, and he wants to say something,

609
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: but you know, my buddy, he's like fifty and he

610
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 1: doesn't want embarrassed himself that he watches nine O two

611
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: and oh like I did. So he passes him again

612
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 1: in the aisle, and then the third time he passes him,

613
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:14,400
Speaker 1: and their carts like run into each other, like their

614
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:19,200
Speaker 1: carts are nose to nose, and he says, he says,

615
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 1: and he's staring right at Joe and.

616
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: He goes, hey, I miss you.

617
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: Joe turned his cart around, never acknowledged him, and walked away.

618
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: Not know if that's the exact actor, but I'm just

619
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: saying it was one of those actors and walked away.

620
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 2: Never he goes, we miss you, miss and he walked away.

621
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 2: He said he was so embarrassed.

622
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 1: He left his cart there with all his stuff in it,

623
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 1: and he just went home just with him. He didn't

624
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: tell me that story for three years after we stopped

625
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 1: watching that show.

626
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 2: Three years.

627
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: He goes, buddy, he goes, I gotta tell you a

628
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: story about nine oh two and oh and he told

629
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: me that story.

630
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 2: And he's and he did it, and he did a

631
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 2: perfect impression.

632
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: He stood there like he was holding it like he

633
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: was pushing a shopping cart, and he stopped. He looks

634
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:21,520
Speaker 1: at it. He goes, we miss you, We miss you.

635
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: It's great, because that's not wordic. Wordick was not that guy.

636
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: He was a football guy. He's betting guys. You know,

637
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: he's a guy's guy. He's not a guy who's watching

638
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: nine oh two and oh and runs into an actor

639
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 1: and saying, we miss you.

640
00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 9: Well, that's what I thought of you. That's why I

641
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 9: laughed when you said you watched it. You don't see mine.

642
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: I never told anybody I watched it, but why Because

643
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed. I used to go over to a

644
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: friend's house to watch it. That's embarrassing. No, it's not

645
00:29:55,920 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: totally humiliating. It's beyond the embarrassment. It borders on humiliation.

646
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 1: I mean I literally I would park the car down

647
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 1: the street and walk to his car in case, like

648
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:14,600
Speaker 1: my buddies ever drove by and go, hey, you had warnick, No,

649
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 1: we're just uh, And we took the lights off in

650
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: the house. We'd watch it downstairs in his in his

651
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: room downstairs, which he had a he had a nice

652
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 1: room up house up in Laurel Canyon, and he had

653
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: a room downstairs where nobody you couldn't see anything. He

654
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: closed the door and we'd sit downstairs in like his

655
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: dungeons slash wreck room where there's like pool was and

656
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 1: we'd sit in the case and we'd watch that show

657
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: and hope that nobody would knock on the door and

658
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: see these two idiots watching nine O.

659
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 2: Two one out.

660
00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 9: How did the two of you come to know that

661
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 9: you both loved this show?

662
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: I said to him at lunch because we were both

663
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,280
Speaker 1: working at Deeke Entertainment and and I said to him

664
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: one day at lunch, I said, I said, oh my,

665
00:30:57,360 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: uh my, uh the girl I was going on just

666
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 1: a bit nine O two one, oh fan. And he said, oh,

667
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: so am I? I like, And I thought he was joking.

668
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,880
Speaker 1: I said, really, I said, so am I. He was no,

669
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 1: you're not. I said, yeah, yeah. And we went through

670
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: like three or four episodes. He was buddy, he goes,

671
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: I had no one to watch it with. You got

672
00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: to come over and watch it, and we did for

673
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,120
Speaker 1: years years.

674
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 4: You know, in your defense, there's there's probably a pretty

675
00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 4: good reason why it kind of appealed to you for

676
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 4: the same reason that for the last name of Tory spelling.

677
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that same genre.

678
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 4: So it had that vibe of those spelling shows from

679
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 4: the seventy Fantasy Island and Love Boat and all those.

680
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 2: Because it's made by the same guy.

681
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know if you know this, but

682
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: Tory Spelling tried out for that show, and her dad

683
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: was the executive producer. But she wore nose and glasses

684
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: and a mustache when she tried out, so he didn't

685
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: know was her.

686
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:50,680
Speaker 4: I didn't know she were like a whole get up.

687
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 4: I thought she just like changed her name or something

688
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 4: like that. But yeah, yeah, she nose and glasses. Good

689
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 4: for her man clown boy. Well, either that or he

690
00:31:58,320 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 4: just wouldn't let her or she.

691
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:00,840
Speaker 2: Didn't want to know. You know.

692
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: Okay, But I'm going to tell you this, and I

693
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 1: don't often do this. I'm not talking about it again.

694
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 1: That's in my past. That's a wrap, and I'm not

695
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 1: going to be answering emails or text or anything. I'm

696
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: not talking about nine oh two and zero again. Did

697
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,040
Speaker 1: you watch it all the way the end? I told

698
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: just told you, I'm not talking about again. Conway Show

699
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you can always

700
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: hear us live on KFI AM six forty four to

701
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand on

702
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 1: the iHeart Radio app