Speaker 1: You could do more than listen on KATWD. You can
Speaker 1: watch Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 2: Just go to YouTube and search Dave Ryan TV.
Speaker 3: We're doing something kind of cool. We're doing an auction
Speaker 3: to raise money for Katiewb's Christmas Wish. And the auction
Speaker 3: item is a guitar signed by Nile from One Direction,
Speaker 3: which I.
Speaker 2: Think is very cool.
Speaker 3: It's the actual guitar he's playing on this song. I
Speaker 3: made that up, but wouldn't that be cool?
Speaker 1: Make them believe it?
Speaker 3: Well, I can't fraudulently present an auction items Jenny something
Speaker 3: like that. It's actually used on this song. That's the
Speaker 3: guitar that you watch strings yesterday.
Speaker 4: This is the one.
Speaker 3: This is the one. You can lie and tell your
Speaker 3: friends that it's an autograph guitar from Nile from One Direction.
Speaker 3: And what is the what is our bid up to now?
Speaker 2: Miranda? Just bid four guitary?
Speaker 3: Okay, if you want to give this, what a great
Speaker 3: present that's going to be for like a One Direction
Speaker 3: or a Nile fan, and all the money goes to
Speaker 3: Christmas Wish. To bid call six, five, one, nine, eight
Speaker 3: nine kt WB. Are you gonna be answering calls during
Speaker 3: the Christmas wish. Okay, good. Bid closes at nine o'clock.
Speaker 3: If you're not able to listen, then you can always
Speaker 3: call and check what the bid is after you bid
Speaker 3: at sixty five to one nine eight nine kd WB
Speaker 3: for that Nile autograph guitar that he played on this song.
Speaker 2: Dance with you as far as you know. Believe in
Speaker 2: the magic of the holidays. Dave Willyams Christmas Wish.
Speaker 3: We are here with another Christmas wish live as it
Speaker 3: happens in the studio.
Speaker 2: Is Cody?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Cody?
Speaker 3: Hello, Cody is here to do a Christmas wish for
Speaker 3: your friend Joey. How do you know Joey.
Speaker 5: I grew up with Joey since middle school, okay, kind
Speaker 5: of been friends since a young age. And we're actually
Speaker 5: roommates in our college years. And where did you go
Speaker 5: to school with, Joey DC TC, dakotak typical, no kidding, okay, cool? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 5: a few classes out there. But and we're also roommates,
Speaker 5: you know, living in doing the college life.
Speaker 3: So so you've known each other for a very long time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I would say about seventeen years. Seventeen years, okay, and
Speaker 3: Joey's going through something right now that is awful and
Speaker 3: we want to help Joey out. So we have done
Speaker 3: a Christmas wish. We've sent our friend Brandon from College
Speaker 3: Muscle Movers over to what part of town is he in?
Speaker 2: I lives in rose Mount next to the new Lifetime
Speaker 2: Actually are you and rose Mount right now? Rob? Brandon?
Speaker 3: You're in the right place. Okay, Brandon's there to deliver things.
Speaker 3: And we've got all the wish stuff loaded up into
Speaker 3: a truck and Brandon will be walking that in if
Speaker 3: you need some Don't move yourself. Don't move yourself. You're
Speaker 3: going to hurt your back and drop something valuable. Higher
Speaker 3: College muscle Movers and Brandon and a will to take
Speaker 3: care of it. And it's College Musclemovers dot com. Is
Speaker 3: that right, Brandon? That's College Musclemovers dot com. Brandon, thanks
Speaker 3: for all your help and please hold to stand by.
Speaker 3: We're gonna call right now Joey and see we can
Speaker 3: get Joey on the phone and and then let him
Speaker 3: know about this Christmas wish. Did you have some sort
Speaker 3: of a ploy Cody to make sure he answered the phone.
Speaker 5: We just told him that there was going to be
Speaker 5: a surprise he's got a good group of friends that are,
Speaker 5: you know, trying to be a support forum.
Speaker 2: So sure we give a name.
Speaker 1: And reason for calling.
Speaker 2: I'll see if this person is available.
Speaker 3: Watch this you record now. Yes, it's Dave Ryan over
Speaker 3: at KATIEWB with good news. It's that call screening feature,
Speaker 3: right screening feature.
Speaker 4: Thanks Dave Ryan.
Speaker 2: Please stay on the line, Thanks Dave Bryan. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 2: it's Dave Ryan.
Speaker 3: How are you hey, Joey it is. It is Dave
Speaker 3: Ryan from Katie w B. And I'm calling with a
Speaker 3: friend of yours, Cody, who is here in the studio
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 2: Say hi Cody, Hello, Joe. All right, I know what's
Speaker 2: what's on.
Speaker 3: Every year we do something called Katie WB's Christmas Wish,
Speaker 3: and we always love to call people and give them
Speaker 3: some good news in a time that where they've really
Speaker 3: been struggling and very challenged. So, your friend Cody wrote
Speaker 3: us about your situation and we would like to try
Speaker 3: to help your Christmas be a little bit brighter. Do
Speaker 3: you have a minute so Cody can read the letter
Speaker 3: that he wrote to us. Yeah, okay, here we go, Cody,
Speaker 3: whenever you're ready.
Speaker 5: Dear Dave Ryan, Joe, we'd like to nominate our dear friend,
Speaker 5: Joey Nordstrom for your Christmas wish. Joey has been one
Speaker 5: of our closest friends for many years, from high school
Speaker 5: to being roommates to becoming like family.
Speaker 2: Additionally, seventeen years.
Speaker 5: Ago I lost my father and Joey was a close
Speaker 5: friend and stood by me in those tough days following.
Speaker 5: Now he's facing something no one should ever have to endure,
Speaker 5: the heartbreaking loss of his wife, Maria. Shortly after welcoming
Speaker 5: their fourth child into the world. On October sixth, twenty
Speaker 5: twenty five, Maria went in for a planned c section to.
Speaker 2: Deliver their baby girl.
Speaker 5: What would have been joyful day turned tragic when she
Speaker 5: suffered a wear amniotic fluid embolism, leading to a massive
Speaker 5: bleeding clots and.
Speaker 2: A cardiac caress.
Speaker 5: She fought bravely for twenty two days surrounded by her
Speaker 5: loving family, but sadly passed away, leaving behind her husband
Speaker 5: and their four beautiful children, Ray, Lizzie, Chris, and newborn Isabella.
Speaker 2: Maria was the heart of their.
Speaker 5: Home, a devoted wife, loving mom, preschool teacher, and a
Speaker 5: dear friend to so many. She was the kind of
Speaker 5: person who eradicated kindness, patience, and warmth. Losing her has
Speaker 5: left an ache that words can't truly capture. Since her passing,
Speaker 5: Joey has shown incredible strength and grace. Overnight he became
Speaker 5: a single dad to four young children, doing everything he
Speaker 5: can keep their lives steady and filled with love while
Speaker 5: quietly carrying his own grief. He's a humble, private person
Speaker 5: who never asks for help, and even when he's overwhelmed,
Speaker 5: but when quiet strength, he's doing what every loving parent does,
Speaker 5: putting his children first.
Speaker 3: One day at a time, I hear somebody in the background, Joey,
Speaker 3: who if you got in the background, Oh, that's my son, Chris.
Speaker 2: And Chris is.
Speaker 6: Four.
Speaker 3: Chris is four and he wants dad's attention. You know,
Speaker 3: I don't want to dwell on it, but we've all
Speaker 3: known somebody who has gone in for a planed sea section.
Speaker 3: My wife has gone in for two planed sea sections,
Speaker 3: and it is it's a day where it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: there's some you know, some nerves and some anxiety or whatever,
Speaker 3: but you expect a wonderful outcome and a two or
Speaker 3: three day recovery before she's able to come home. And
Speaker 3: that just had to been just a horrible shock. And
Speaker 3: then she she fought for twenty two days. So she's
Speaker 3: only been gone for a few weeks.
Speaker 2: Correct, Yeah, about in a month.
Speaker 3: We can't even imagine. I mean, that's just again, it's
Speaker 3: one of those things where joy turns to just something
Speaker 3: awful so quickly. And here you are with four kids
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, and you know, it sounds like
Speaker 3: you've got a lot of support, a lot of friends,
Speaker 3: family around things like that. Now we don't know you,
Speaker 3: but when we heard about your story, we said, hey,
Speaker 3: we want to help out with Joey and see if
Speaker 3: we can do a Christmas wish. So we've got some
Speaker 3: things to make your holiday. I don't know, brighter is
Speaker 3: the word, better is the word, but at least to
Speaker 3: let you know that you're loved and supported and people
Speaker 3: are rooting for you. Little Isabella is two months old now,
Speaker 3: so we've got some things for little Isabella. We got pajamas,
Speaker 3: and we got some girl dresses and things like that,
Speaker 3: and they got her some toy sets to make noise
Speaker 3: and you know, things the kids do and we'll do,
Speaker 3: including a light up rattle, which sounds awesome. Little Chris Chris.
Speaker 3: That's the kid that's there right now. He is four.
Speaker 3: We got him just some comfy clothes and some cool stuff.
Speaker 3: We got him a light up scooter. We got him
Speaker 3: a kinetic sandbox set. Just to put some things under
Speaker 3: your tree for Christmas, because you've got other things on
Speaker 3: your mind. We got him hot wheels cars. We got
Speaker 3: him magnetiles, and we got a Mystery Squish mellow, which
Speaker 3: is kind of cool. Lizzie is how old is Lizzie?
Speaker 2: He's six.
Speaker 3: For Lizzie, we've got a purse, we got a Smacker's
Speaker 3: chapstick set, some headbands and bracelets.
Speaker 2: Does she like art?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got her a bunch of art supplies and
Speaker 3: we got her a pink cow Squish.
Speaker 2: Mellow, which we really loved.
Speaker 3: Raylan is yours. He's your big man. He's all of
Speaker 3: eight years old, right, Yeah. The kids probably get this age.
Speaker 3: Do they really comprehend everything that's going on? Or do
Speaker 3: they not quite comprehend? The oldest knows, the younger one
Speaker 3: doesn't really just wonders where mom is. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 3: even imagine. For Raylan, we've got in a Nintendo Switch
Speaker 3: with a Mario Kart two. Really cool. We got them
Speaker 3: a NERF gun set. We got them some snow pants,
Speaker 3: we got them a Mystery Squish mellow. Just some things
Speaker 3: again to put under the tree and to make Christmas
Speaker 3: a little bit easier. And then for you Dad, we
Speaker 3: know that, I mean, what can you do to make
Speaker 3: things easier?
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 3: We try our best, but we've got one hundred and
Speaker 3: one dollars Holiday Station gas card from Holiday Station Stores
Speaker 3: and they've been amazing you guys. They've been giving us
Speaker 3: free gas every Christmas Wish this season, and I just
Speaker 3: want to mention for every fuel purchase now through December seventeenth,
Speaker 3: they're donating a portion of sales to Christmas Wish, So
Speaker 3: make sure you fuel up at holiday. This is one.
Speaker 3: This is what I'm most excited about. Are you ready, Joey? Yeah,
Speaker 3: It's a Delta children Jeep Deluxe wrangular wagon they're gonna
Speaker 3: ship over to you.
Speaker 2: Do you know? Do you know what that is, Joey?
Speaker 2: I don't. I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 3: You ever go to the State Fair and you see
Speaker 3: some family lugging around a wagon with seats in it
Speaker 3: and a little canopy over the top, and it's giant
Speaker 3: you ever seen one of those. That's what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what we got for you. We picked it out.
Speaker 3: It was really cool. We got the more expensive one
Speaker 3: because we don't want the wheels falling off on you,
Speaker 3: So we got that and we're super proud of that.
Speaker 3: A two hundred dollars Target gift card to buy anything
Speaker 3: from toothpaste to tide, to toilet paper, whatever you need.
Speaker 3: Broadway Pizza gift card thanks to Sarah and everybody over
Speaker 3: at Broadway Pizza. I love the randomness of this one.
Speaker 3: It's an oil change from Valveeling. Instant oil change. Thanks
Speaker 3: to Amy and everybody at Valveeling for donating. And then
Speaker 3: for the family because you are now the parent. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and we want your family to continue to have great
Speaker 3: experiences despite all the heartache and the grieving. The Minnesota
Speaker 3: Zoo heard about this wish and they said, hey, we
Speaker 3: can get you guys an annual pass to the Minnesota Zoo,
Speaker 3: so when the time is right for you and the kids,
Speaker 3: you can go out to the zoo. Thanks to the
Speaker 3: Minnesota Zoo for donating. A zoo membership is actually a
Speaker 3: perfect holiday gift. I'll give them a little plug. Go
Speaker 3: to minzoo dot Org. To wrap up the magic of
Speaker 3: the zoo today. I'm picturing you now with your big
Speaker 3: jeep w rengular wagon pulling the kids around the zoo.
Speaker 4: There.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody actually is in the wagon.
Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, that's everywhere.
Speaker 3: I hope you don't mind we bring some humor to
Speaker 3: the Christmas Bridge because we don't want to get Olmer Rose.
Speaker 2: Okay, good uh.
Speaker 3: And second, our friends at Treasure Island want to give
Speaker 3: you and the family a staycation that includes a two
Speaker 3: night hotel stay again when you're ready for it, bowling
Speaker 3: for four lagoon passes to the water park, two hundred
Speaker 3: dollars in dinner, and and thanks to Treasure Island for
Speaker 3: helping us out with that and and all that's going
Speaker 3: to be delivered by a guy named Brandon who's outside
Speaker 3: your door right now. Joey from College Muscle Members all right,
Speaker 3: all right, how are you hanging in there?
Speaker 2: My friend? Ah, hanging in the ass. I can keep
Speaker 2: me grounded.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm sure it's important to you, know, to
Speaker 3: take Have you had time to to take for yourself?
Speaker 3: I mean, you're so busy making lunches and driving to
Speaker 3: this and that. Have you had time to take for yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit here and there.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, I hope that we've made you feel loved, appreciated,
Speaker 3: scene recognized, and supported, because that's what we want to
Speaker 3: do with Christmas wish.
Speaker 2: And we wish you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's hard to say happy holidays, but have the
Speaker 3: best possible holiday and keep on being strong for your kids,
Speaker 3: because man, I'm sure they just love you to pieces
Speaker 3: and look at you, look up to you.
Speaker 2: And rely on you all the time. Yeah, they do,
Speaker 2: all right, Joey, I'll let you say goodbye to Cody.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks Cody. I have no problem, Joe And
Speaker 2: that is your Christmas wish. You take care, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: thank you so much. You're so welcome. You can't even
Speaker 2: imagine you guys, you.
Speaker 3: Know, going because there's so many people who listen to
Speaker 3: the show that have had a C section. Susan's had
Speaker 3: two of them, and they're a serious surgery, they really are.
Speaker 3: They don't just make a little cut and there's the baby,
Speaker 3: they're moving things around. It's a serious surgery. And this
Speaker 3: one I'm so glad Isabella is still here.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's sad, it's mascar alert. I feel like did
Speaker 4: we say MASCA alert at the beginning.
Speaker 2: Because I was going to Christmas Wish. Thank you, Cody,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 3: It's one of one point three kd WB Christmas Wish
Speaker 3: on KDWB. That was a I was a MASCAR alert.
Speaker 3: They again shout out to Treasure Island. They're just so
Speaker 3: kind and they just do so much for us in
Speaker 3: the Prairie Island Indian community. They've been doing Christmas Wish
Speaker 3: with us for I don't even know, fifteen twenty years
Speaker 3: something like that. And you make Christmas Wishes like this
Speaker 3: possible when you make a donation. Every bit helps us
Speaker 3: grant wishes for the holiday season. And right now we
Speaker 3: are auctioning off this is kind of very cool and
Speaker 3: out of the blue. A Nile Horn autograph guitar Baes.
Speaker 3: I can't tell you where we got this one, but
Speaker 3: we broke into Nile's house when he was not home.
Speaker 3: Now we got this guitar. We're gonna sid that We're
Speaker 3: gonna give this to somebody who does the highest bid
Speaker 3: for Christmas Wish. All the money goes to Christmas Wish.
Speaker 8: Michelle had bidd three hundred bucks. Then Miranda called was like,
Speaker 8: I'll go four hundred, so Michelle was like, oh no.
Speaker 8: Michelle called back and now we're.
Speaker 2: Up to five hundred. Wow, this is so cool.
Speaker 3: Whether you want to keep it for yourself or maybe
Speaker 3: you want to give it to somebody for what are
Speaker 3: They don't sell this at the Mall of America, so
Speaker 3: they sell a lot of cool things there, but they
Speaker 3: don't have a Nile Horn autograph guitar called to bid.
Speaker 3: The bidding is open for another hour and forty minutes
Speaker 3: at six five one nine eight nine KT on YouTube
Speaker 3: and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1: It's one o one point three.
Speaker 2: Kati w B. Listen to this song.
Speaker 1: If the swat let's do this with you.
Speaker 3: The guitar that's being used to record this song, he
Speaker 3: is sitting next to me right now. It's autographed by
Speaker 3: Nile Horren and you can bid on this guitars.
Speaker 2: And own it yourself. Now.
Speaker 3: I made most of that story up. I have a
Speaker 3: Nile Horror autograph guitar, but I wanted to get your attention,
Speaker 3: and we're auctioning this off. It is a it's a
Speaker 3: real guitar with a real autograph, and it comes with
Speaker 3: a beautiful case too, and it's signed by Nile and
Speaker 3: you can own it. The bids go to Christmas Wish.
Speaker 3: We're up to now.
Speaker 2: Hillary has bid seven hundred smack a room, right, I
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 3: If you get an hour and thirty minutes to bid,
Speaker 3: we'll close the bidding at nine o'clock and just remember
Speaker 3: it goes the money goes to Christmas Wish.
Speaker 2: So even if you didn't get.
Speaker 3: Guitar at guitar in exchange for it, you'd be doing
Speaker 3: something so wonderful. But you're getting something really cool. So
Speaker 3: bid generously and we'll let that bid go. If you
Speaker 3: want to go a bid, then call us at six
Speaker 3: y five to one nine eight nine KDB. I just
Speaker 3: got an offer from a company that said, hey, we
Speaker 3: want to donate two hundred dollars for each remaining Christmas
Speaker 3: wish and I said yes, please, yes, please. And it
Speaker 3: turns out it's a guy who put my ceiling fan
Speaker 3: in in my house and Chan has him and he
Speaker 3: works for I guess it's I guess it's a guy.
Speaker 3: I don't true, I truly don't remember for sure. Plugs
Speaker 3: Electric dot com, p l u g z electric dot com,
Speaker 3: plugs electric dot com. How generous is that? That is
Speaker 3: two hundred dollars for each remaining wish, we got about
Speaker 3: ten more to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a lot t carry the one two.
Speaker 3: Thousand dollars and that will help out hugely.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: So if you need something done in your home, remember
Speaker 3: these people that do these generous, amazing things. Remember Holiday
Speaker 3: Station Stores and Treasure Island and Choice Bank and now
Speaker 3: remember Plugs, Electric p l U g Z Electric dot com.
Speaker 7: And also just thank you to you because we've had
Speaker 7: so many people donate their own money who don't own
Speaker 7: company or anything like that, and we're really appreciative of
Speaker 7: any kind of amount you can donate to this. Like
Speaker 7: this tech said, you know, I'm going through some tough
Speaker 7: times too, but hearing this Christmas wish just reminds me that,
Speaker 7: you know, life isn't as bad as some other people.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 3: I was talking to somebody last night and I won't
Speaker 3: get into the sad details right now about their Christmas wish,
Speaker 3: and I said, man, it really puts things into perspective
Speaker 3: because people are like, my lights won't light up on
Speaker 3: my Christmas tree, or I can't get into great clips
Speaker 3: because they're so busy, and then you put things It
Speaker 3: puts things into perspective. Wow, it's hard to find a
Speaker 3: parking spot at the Mall of America, man, And then
Speaker 3: you really realize these are minuscule, non existent problems. So
Speaker 3: I think it's one of the things about Christmas wish
Speaker 3: that are we're always reminded of bidding continues for the
Speaker 3: Nile guitar.
Speaker 2: What are we doing right now, Jenny?
Speaker 1: We are going to do a little Dave's Dirt.
Speaker 2: Dave's Dirt. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: It's a Dave Ryan Show, one on one point three
Speaker 3: kd WB. Miley Cyrus is in the dirt. She has
Speaker 3: a paper phobia? What a paper phobia? Is this a thing? Apparently?
Speaker 3: Is here? Is Miley Christmas?
Speaker 9: I'm known as a little bit of a grinch because
Speaker 9: I have a qualm with Christmas?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: I hate paper?
Speaker 9: Like looking at that makes me want to vomit? Don't
Speaker 9: even do it?
Speaker 2: Should I move it away? Moving it?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 9: And then the real problem for me with paper is
Speaker 9: when when people.
Speaker 1: Have dry hand, dry hands.
Speaker 9: And they touch paper, and then it's Christmas and it's
Speaker 9: cold and everyone's hands are dry and they're all touching paper.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Is she really or she just trying to be quirky.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm likely.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, probably Listen.
Speaker 7: I know I'm not in this age range of loving
Speaker 7: guns and roses, but I actually do.
Speaker 1: And they have a new song that I want to hear.
Speaker 1: It's called Nothing.
Speaker 2: It's no Sweet Child of Mind.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not.
Speaker 7: It's also giving kind of like a Beatles vibe versus
Speaker 7: what I'm using a little bit of paralysis.
Speaker 4: Speaking of music, there's this guy on Instagram and TikTok
Speaker 4: that has been adding saxophone solos to songs and he
Speaker 4: says they don't need them, but I think they do
Speaker 4: need them.
Speaker 2: Wow, I could that awesome?
Speaker 1: Why is the saxophone the sexiest instrument? That's the real question?
Speaker 1: Just today?
Speaker 2: Yeah, please do I like this story.
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Speaker 2: So yeah, it's kind of.
Speaker 1: What happens when Christmas Bush happens. Because we can't rush.
Speaker 2: We're not going to rush Christmas wish exactly.
Speaker 3: So let's get into no Phone Screener Friday on KDWB,
Speaker 3: always kind.
Speaker 2: Of a fun thing to do.
Speaker 3: The way it works is we open up the phones
Speaker 3: at six five one nine eight nine KDWB. We do
Speaker 3: it every Friday around this time for ten or fifteen minutes,
Speaker 3: and we don't screen the phone calls. That's why we
Speaker 3: call it no phone screen or Friday. You call in,
Speaker 3: you ring, ring, ring until we pick you up. It's
Speaker 3: a ring for maybe a minute or two or five
Speaker 3: keep ringing. We will get to you. And then when
Speaker 3: you're on the radio, we don't know what you're calling for. Well,
Speaker 3: we do have a couple of rules. Number one, have
Speaker 3: a plan if you can, so you don't go oh
Speaker 3: uh huh, hello, uh huh.
Speaker 2: You got to be at least sixteen.
Speaker 3: No plugging your business or your Instagram or your event
Speaker 3: that's going on this weekend. No shout outs. We love
Speaker 3: shout outs, but we do those other times. So like
Speaker 3: if I want to give a shout out to what
Speaker 3: Larry Bird because it's his birthday sixty nine years old,
Speaker 3: now we would do that another time. Yes, sixty five
Speaker 3: one nine eight nine kd W bpens.
Speaker 2: If you break the rules. Oh, thank you. Another point
Speaker 2: this is important.
Speaker 3: If you're break any of the rules, you will instantly
Speaker 3: hear this sound and you'll be disconnected. Kay already, Yeah,
Speaker 3: no idea what we're gonna get. Let's go to the phone.
Speaker 3: K d WB, you're up first on no phone screen
Speaker 3: or Friday. What's your name, Carrie?
Speaker 2: Carrie? What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 12: I was listening to that Christmas qush this morning, and
Speaker 12: I'm just.
Speaker 13: Wondering if is there a way with these families that
Speaker 13: we're hearing a story that that.
Speaker 6: We feel touched by, Is there a way to.
Speaker 12: Figure out how to donate specifically to them?
Speaker 4: Or?
Speaker 2: Actually?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: And we get that question a lot, and I totally appreciate.
Speaker 3: I totally understand that we really don't have a way
Speaker 3: to coordinate all that. Yeah, the staff is basically like
Speaker 3: me and Jenny and Bailey and Barb and some people
Speaker 3: who help shop, so we really can't. My thing is
Speaker 3: just donate to the broad Fund on KTIWB dot com
Speaker 3: slash wish. Thank you appreciate that. KATIEWB. You're up next.
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 12: Hi?
Speaker 14: I was wondering, how was your appointment yesterday?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're oh appointment.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I swallowed the pill. Everything went great. I
Speaker 3: took the vest back in the little box back Tuesday
Speaker 3: at four, and they said you'll hear from us either
Speaker 3: tomorrow or sometime in the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: So that's the way it is.
Speaker 3: So thanks for asking. Haven't heard anything yet, but you know,
Speaker 3: I feel good. I feel good.
Speaker 2: You feel good? You look good?
Speaker 1: Is your color?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Welcome.
Speaker 3: If you want to see what we look like Dave
Speaker 3: Ryan TV on YouTube, you could watch us live every morning.
Speaker 3: You're up next on no phone screen or Friday. What's
Speaker 3: your name, Sarah? Sarah?
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 15: Hi?
Speaker 13: I found to say me and my daughter won the
Speaker 13: jingle bo tickets Chicago.
Speaker 1: Whoa very nice. Congrats.
Speaker 16: It's a first concert experience.
Speaker 2: Oh so when are you taking off to Chicago Sunday?
Speaker 1: Sunday?
Speaker 4: Right on.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's just around the corner.
Speaker 14: That's awesome thing.
Speaker 12: So we're excited.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, it's going to be just as cold there as
Speaker 1: it is here. You can only imagine.
Speaker 3: That's all right, it's jingle ball. Yeah, we'll have fun.
Speaker 3: Thanks for calling in.
Speaker 13: Thank you you bet no.
Speaker 2: Phone screen or Friday you're up next. What's your name, Karen? Karen,
Speaker 2: what's up?
Speaker 15: Hey?
Speaker 13: I want to know if I'm being ghosted.
Speaker 1: Oh, tell us more.
Speaker 13: No, I won the stone yesterday in the auction, but
Speaker 13: I haven't heard on how I get the stone.
Speaker 1: Don't worry.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm coordinating it right now, Taren, and I'm making
Speaker 4: a list. Vaughn's going to be the guy who's going
Speaker 4: to reach out to you to come and get it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I have your email written down and I'm just
Speaker 4: waiting to hear from everyone so I can give vant
Speaker 4: a full list of people.
Speaker 16: Awesome, no worries.
Speaker 13: I panicked yesterday because I didn't I had to go
Speaker 13: into work and I didn't know how I'm supposed to
Speaker 13: get you guys get information, and then I thought I
Speaker 13: missed it.
Speaker 1: No, we'll get you, We'll get you.
Speaker 10: Awesome.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Karen.
Speaker 3: And by the way, that was we did a Dave
Speaker 3: Ryan garage sale yesterday and we auctioned off random items
Speaker 3: from our home and one was a weird stone. And
Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell the story right now, en Terran. Congratulations,
Speaker 3: Thank you. That goes to Christmas wish Katie WB No
Speaker 3: phone screen or Friday, get on the radio, talk about
Speaker 3: whatever you want to.
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 16: Hi, My name's Izzy.
Speaker 2: Hi. Easy.
Speaker 16: What's up so about that Miley Cyrus not being able
Speaker 16: to touch paper things? Yeah, it is very real. I
Speaker 16: have a very similar situation.
Speaker 2: Tell me about it.
Speaker 16: Yea, So gift wrap paper is totally fine, but like
Speaker 16: paper cowls, anything that feels dry on my hands, I
Speaker 16: cannot touch it.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: Is it just because it's dry?
Speaker 2: Is that why?
Speaker 16: Yes? I hate it. It makes my teeth hurt. I
Speaker 16: can't stand it.
Speaker 1: Oh, teeth hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's got such a sensory thing.
Speaker 3: Is it like like paper like in a book or
Speaker 3: what kind of bit like paper towels?
Speaker 16: Right, but like yeah, paper towels, anything that's dry that
Speaker 16: doesn't have like a glossy.
Speaker 2: Finish, Are you uh.
Speaker 16: Pretty much dry my hands on like a cloth? Because
Speaker 16: I cannot know.
Speaker 2: Are you like that with anything else?
Speaker 8: Because I don't like texture in the sense of like
Speaker 8: like boba, like am I drink or something that might
Speaker 8: have like cookie pieces in it?
Speaker 2: Or is it just a paper for you?
Speaker 16: It's really just a paper.
Speaker 1: Interesting, it's different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like a sensory thing.
Speaker 1: You sound kind of young. Are you in school right now?
Speaker 16: No, I'm nineteen on my way to work.
Speaker 7: Okay, so you've probably had this though, like most of
Speaker 7: your life when you were in school, did you not
Speaker 7: have books that you had to use and like turn
Speaker 7: pages in and write and stuff.
Speaker 16: I did, and it was awful. I often got yelled
Speaker 16: at because I would listen rather than actually do it.
Speaker 16: I just I cannot stand it.
Speaker 1: Interesting, very interesting.
Speaker 4: You can only use one kind of clean ax, and
Speaker 4: it's the kind with like the vapel rough.
Speaker 1: It's very moist.
Speaker 2: Thank you is he?
Speaker 16: Yes, have a great day.
Speaker 3: Gak, thank you? No phone screen or Friday. You're up next.
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 2: John? What are we going to talk about?
Speaker 15: I just wanted to follow up from last week's guy
Speaker 15: that was complaining about waking up in the middle of
Speaker 15: the night with his mother upper for his wife. Yeah,
Speaker 15: and just a big reminder from today's Christmas which wish
Speaker 15: you know people would chill to have their wife back.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's that's yeah.
Speaker 3: If you missed it last week, John, So a guy
Speaker 3: called in and said, my wife and I are arguing
Speaker 3: or disagreeing because she's on maternity leave.
Speaker 2: I am not on leave.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to get up for the three
Speaker 3: am feedings because I got to get up at six
Speaker 3: and go to work. And so we had a big discussion,
Speaker 3: and surprisingly a lot of people agreed with him, but
Speaker 3: there was some division on that one.
Speaker 2: But you're right.
Speaker 3: I think the thing about Christmas wish is it puts
Speaker 3: things in perspective. Yeah, and our problems don't seem so bad,
Speaker 3: like a flash tire is an awful thing, or waking
Speaker 3: up at three am. Waking up, but it puts things
Speaker 3: in perspective. Thank you very much. No phone screen for Friday?
Speaker 3: What is your name?
Speaker 10: I'm David Fringes, Uncle Daddy giving you.
Speaker 2: A call, Uncle Daddy? All right, Uncle Daddy, what's up?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I just want to say happy Holidays. And I got
Speaker 2: that red nick.
Speaker 15: Word of the day for you.
Speaker 2: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Is it appropriate?
Speaker 12: Daddy?
Speaker 1: Be careful?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh boy?
Speaker 2: All right? It's called widget? Did you widget? Digit? Widget?
Speaker 2: Did you what that means?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 10: Hey, mother, brother, you happen to eat all of them
Speaker 10: Christmas cookies?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay, Uncle Daddy has has it though? Has it?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: I think it's an insult to rednecks?
Speaker 4: Find out?
Speaker 15: Then?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Uncle Daddy, Happy holiday. Okay, boys, top
Speaker 2: of the right. Now what they call.
Speaker 3: We had uncle Daddy Colin before? Yeah, like a week
Speaker 3: or two ago. Yeah, ye, all right, no phone, So
Speaker 3: I love about it. You never know no phone screen
Speaker 3: or Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 2: Bottomn Bottom? What's up?
Speaker 16: I don't know if anybody said this yet, but I
Speaker 16: just want to say I'm so glad I'm not the
Speaker 16: only one that's obsessed with people like adding instruments to music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like the saxophone guy.
Speaker 16: On TikTok, Like, there's these other guys that add electric
Speaker 16: guitar and violin so good.
Speaker 2: So you guys should.
Speaker 14: Definitely look that up because those ones sound really good.
Speaker 3: Write that down, Jenny, because yeah we should. Like what
Speaker 3: songs have they done it with.
Speaker 16: I've heard them do a lot of like Kate McCrae songs,
Speaker 16: and those ones just sound like they.
Speaker 14: Were meant to be like together.
Speaker 4: Cool. That's now that you're saying it like on air,
Speaker 4: it's gonna be in everyone's algorithms and it's going to
Speaker 4: pop up automatically.
Speaker 16: I hope.
Speaker 1: So yes, our phones are listening to us.
Speaker 2: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Adam, Thank you Katie, It will you be
Speaker 3: no phone screen or Friday? What's your name?
Speaker 14: Bie? My name is Anna.
Speaker 2: What's up Anna?
Speaker 17: Good morning?
Speaker 14: Well, I just wanted to talk about something funny, you know,
Speaker 14: like back in the day where we were inquiring stuff
Speaker 14: and we got to try those like interesting little tongue
Speaker 14: twister things to like prepare your voice. Yes, so I
Speaker 14: have like a whole bunch of them, and they're like
Speaker 14: stuck in my brain. Rent free, Do you want to
Speaker 14: hear something I do?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 14: So one of them is like using the two words
Speaker 14: weather and weather. So there's whether the weather be cold
Speaker 14: or whether the weather be hot. Will be together whatever
Speaker 14: the weather, whether you like it or not.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know that one along with you. That's a great.
Speaker 2: Give me one more.
Speaker 16: There's another.
Speaker 14: Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
Speaker 1: Wow, that one's hard. I don't know that one. Great.
Speaker 3: Great growers grow great Greek grapes.
Speaker 14: Yes, wow, yellow leather, purple weather. You're supposed to say
Speaker 14: like yellow leather, purple weather, yellow heather, purple leather, yellow weather.
Speaker 1: Oh see, we say red leather, yellow leather, lavender leather.
Speaker 2: Who who.
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: You never know what you're gonna hear on no phone
Speaker 2: stunner Friday.
Speaker 14: Thank you Autumn, Thank you guys, have a great day.
Speaker 3: You two buy you no phone screen for Friday. We're
Speaker 3: not screening the phone calls. We just answer them live,
Speaker 3: so let them ring if you're calling in because we
Speaker 3: don't screen in advance.
Speaker 2: What's your name, Bree? What's up?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I'm just calling to let everyone know be nice to
Speaker 6: the cashiers nowadays because they don't make policies, they don't
Speaker 6: make prices. They just work there, so there's no reason
Speaker 6: why they need to be rude.
Speaker 3: Yes, have you seen the AI generated cats working fast
Speaker 3: food at McDonald's and the people are like, have you
Speaker 3: seen that?
Speaker 2: It's what it reminds me of. It's like that.
Speaker 3: I saw one last night where a guy's like, I
Speaker 3: told you I do not want pickles on my chicken sandwich.
Speaker 3: The cat's like wearing a little headset and a little hat,
Speaker 3: and he said.
Speaker 2: The registeres like wow, and the guy's like, don't you
Speaker 2: talk to me?
Speaker 3: I said, no pickles on my sandwich. And the cat
Speaker 3: picks him up and throws him through the window. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, I think.
Speaker 2: I think that's a I think he's still in shore.
Speaker 2: Thanks for the reminder.
Speaker 6: And if people just get so mad about prices or
Speaker 6: meat carding them for cigarette.
Speaker 2: I'll get over.
Speaker 1: Show me your ID.
Speaker 4: Yeah, say that verbatim.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Katie'll give me no phone screener Friday.
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 12: Good morning, miss Page high Page. So I just wanted
Speaker 12: to say if you, especially if you have a child
Speaker 12: or children in daycare, but also maybe like the elementary
Speaker 12: school where kids has one, maybe two teachers, and your
Speaker 12: center or your school isn't doing something for the holidays,
Speaker 12: like a pool of money that you can donate to
Speaker 12: make sure you get your teachers or your kids teachers
Speaker 12: something for the holidays as a gift or that thank you,
Speaker 12: because they spend probably more time with your kids than
Speaker 12: you do and they deserve to be recognized for that.
Speaker 1: What kind of gifts do you recommend.
Speaker 12: Like gift cards to go get coffee or sporting I
Speaker 12: gave some of her teachers, my daughter's teachers, like some
Speaker 12: nice cozy, buzzy socks because she's in a little or
Speaker 12: kids room, or they can't wear shoes, so get them
Speaker 12: some cozy socks.
Speaker 1: I love that. Are you a teacher yourself or no,
Speaker 1: I am not. I was giving the vibe that you
Speaker 1: were a teacher. So that's very sweet your call as
Speaker 1: a parent, as a parent to say, please give gifts
Speaker 1: teacher or something. They deserve it.
Speaker 7: They deal with your little crumb grubbing kids all day.
Speaker 2: I don't Cariboo.
Speaker 8: Yes, doesn't Cariboo give away I know Duncan donuts, though,
Speaker 8: sometimes like gift baskets for teachers, because you know, teachers
Speaker 8: like they should.
Speaker 2: I wonder if Cariboo does that.
Speaker 3: Let me, Okay, thank you more than just a shiny apple,
Speaker 3: no phone screen or Friday, A couple of more calls.
Speaker 2: What's your name?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Daves.
Speaker 10: This is Gilbert god free colonist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I told you you never know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 3: You've been dead, You've been dead for a while, but
Speaker 3: I'm glad you took time to call in.
Speaker 10: I inquired many a time about getting on your shoul
Speaker 10: for an.
Speaker 6: Interview, and you kept being nine Michaell.
Speaker 2: Roughly, if you if you were on what what would
Speaker 2: you what would you have talked about about?
Speaker 14: My illustrious career as a yago from the genie from Aladdin?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, his illustrious career as Iago in Aladdin.
Speaker 2: Don't forget you were also the Aflac duck. Okay, that's enough.
Speaker 1: Hot, don't want to turn no, goodbye, No.
Speaker 3: Phone screener Friday. There must be something in the water.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 2: The web, the sun? What's your name?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 14: My name is kiss.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 14: I just want to say, today is a regular Friday.
Speaker 10: It is not Black Friday.
Speaker 5: No, you cannot come into these stores and get the
Speaker 5: deals you got last Friday.
Speaker 14: We're not gonna honor it. We're not gonna honor last
Speaker 14: year's deal. It's a regular old Friday.
Speaker 2: It's a regular old Friday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What if I have a coupon that expired in twenty seventeen?
Speaker 1: Can I use that?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 1: What's not use it?
Speaker 14: What to day home frame it?
Speaker 10: I don't know what you do with.
Speaker 4: Actually a great idea. I have an extra frame. Yeah,
Speaker 4: wondering what to do with that?
Speaker 3: Then that's not a good reminder. Don't come in looking
Speaker 3: for the deals that were here last Friday. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much. I have a great day. One more call on?
Speaker 3: No wait, let's do want more here? One more call on?
Speaker 3: No phone screen or Friday Europe last what's your names?
Speaker 2: What's up to now?
Speaker 10: So I was just gonna tell people that I had
Speaker 10: a daughter at thirty one.
Speaker 17: Weeks about two almost two years.
Speaker 10: Ago, and she has an appointment on Monday to check
Speaker 10: her weight, and she has a feeding tube, and we
Speaker 10: get to decide on Monday if she gets to be
Speaker 10: too bad.
Speaker 17: Or if she can just eat normally. Oh cool, So
Speaker 17: I'm pretty excited. I'm pretty hopeful that they're going to
Speaker 17: keep telling us that we can feed her normally and
Speaker 17: that we're going to get to feeding two outs.
Speaker 2: Yes, that would be so exciting. And she's now two
Speaker 2: years old.
Speaker 10: Yeah, she'll be two in January.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Burger's and fries is what's coming next to
Speaker 1: not how that works?
Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 3: I have a very good friend that her and her
Speaker 3: husband had a baby with the same sort of issue,
Speaker 3: and he is now Carson's age. He is a pain
Speaker 3: in the ass twenty four year old. He's very healthy,
Speaker 3: he's obnoxious, he's funny, he's got a girlfriend, he does
Speaker 3: all the things. So everything turned out wonderful day. That
Speaker 3: is it for no phone screen or Friday on KATIEWB.
Speaker 3: Do we have an opening another bid or the phones
Speaker 3: were all clogged on.
Speaker 8: Now the phones were clocked for no phone screen it
Speaker 8: right now, the bid for the autograph now horn guitar is.
Speaker 2: Still at seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Nice, Okay, you had one hour and five or six
Speaker 3: minutes to call in bid on that Nile Horrn guitar.
Speaker 3: Autograph guitar. It is super cool, makes a great Christmas present.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine? You can't get these just anywhere? So
Speaker 3: if you want to get this, then call to bid
Speaker 3: at six five to one, nine eight nine KDBO.
Speaker 1: We have somebody on the phone that we well yeah, no,
Speaker 1: she emailed then.
Speaker 7: So I was like, let's get you on the phone
Speaker 7: here to talk to you because apparently she's got a
Speaker 7: little issue. Well maybe not she has an issue, but
Speaker 7: her friend's doing something. So Phoebe's on the phone. We're
Speaker 7: gonna talk to her about what's going on.
Speaker 3: Random phone calls this morning, so let's find out what
Speaker 3: Phoebe has to talk about. Good morning, Phoebe. Hey, what
Speaker 3: is your issue that we need to put on the radio.
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 14: I mean, I just need you guys to talk my
Speaker 14: friends out of doing something.
Speaker 2: Okay, what is she doing?
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 6: So, basically she wants to like act a fool with
Speaker 6: our friend's wedding, and.
Speaker 10: I just need you to like get this out.
Speaker 1: What do you mean like she's gonna get hammered or.
Speaker 6: Wear white?
Speaker 7: Oh big, that's like the only rule you have to
Speaker 7: follow going to a wedding. Get as drunk as as
Speaker 7: you want, but don't wear white.
Speaker 2: Why does she want to wear white to your friend's wedding?
Speaker 2: She's being abnorming obnoxious.
Speaker 10: She just literally wants to be obnoxious.
Speaker 2: Okay, why though, and why haven't you been able to
Speaker 2: talk her out of it?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: Because everybody knows that you're not supposed to wear white too,
Speaker 3: that's even I'm a dude, and you're not supposed to
Speaker 3: wear white or red to a wedding.
Speaker 2: I heard of red, I never heard. Well, I don't
Speaker 2: understand why white?
Speaker 3: Well because the brown? Yeah, but I mean a typical
Speaker 3: go down vont Avenue on this funny.
Speaker 5: That is.
Speaker 3: No, we are not Aue von Avenue. You know what,
Speaker 3: I don't turn right on. No, we don't have time
Speaker 3: for vont Avenue today. So what do you have any idea?
Speaker 3: Do you want you want us to talk her out
Speaker 3: of it?
Speaker 16: We have tried.
Speaker 6: It is falling on deaf ears. She's going full of
Speaker 6: lexus from Ship's Creek.
Speaker 2: It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. It's a real show.
Speaker 2: It's a real show. Okay, So we are going to
Speaker 2: do we have her number? Give me a second.
Speaker 7: She emailed it, Yeah, she emailed it over. So I
Speaker 7: didn't know if we did want to actually call her not.
Speaker 7: But I can try calling her if you want.
Speaker 3: Why you try calling her and then I will give
Speaker 3: you a second. And while you're trying to call her,
Speaker 3: let me turn your microphone off, Jenny. I will tell
Speaker 3: you a couple of update updates. Number one, I got
Speaker 3: wordland three each day.
Speaker 1: Congrats.
Speaker 3: Number two, there's a certain police department that heard us
Speaker 3: talking about how I got wordlin three today and they
Speaker 3: brought it up in their role call meeting this morning.
Speaker 2: I don't want to shout him out or anything.
Speaker 3: Wow, but a local police department said, yeah, I heard
Speaker 3: Dave Ryan Taye plays wordle every day. Yeah, I got
Speaker 3: it in three. I got connections with no clues and
Speaker 3: I got strands with only one clue.
Speaker 8: Don't wait a minute, wait a minute. So the police,
Speaker 8: the police, they said all right, here's our morning meeting.
Speaker 8: We got to do this this there's an accident. Oh,
Speaker 8: and make sure you do word because they've got it.
Speaker 8: That's that was the meeting this morning.
Speaker 2: Pretty much. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, And they all trade their words because you know what,
Speaker 3: you guys are not intellectuals.
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 2: I do wordle with the other smartness. You get what?
Speaker 1: Oh she didn't answer at first, but I tried her again.
Speaker 1: She's here.
Speaker 2: We are you serious?
Speaker 1: We have Morgan on the phone.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, if you didn't hear this a minute ago, Morgan,
Speaker 3: we've been talking about you.
Speaker 4: Hello.
Speaker 3: Yes, we're on the radio right now. Your friend Phoebe
Speaker 3: called it and she told us that you're gonna wear
Speaker 3: white at a friend's wedding and she wants us to
Speaker 3: talk you out of it. But I got to hear
Speaker 3: why you want to wear white at this friend's wedding?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I decided I'm going to Now the bride
Speaker 10: slept with my ex back in the day and she
Speaker 10: doesn't know that I know, but I'm just going to
Speaker 10: go to the wedding and embarrass her a little bit.
Speaker 1: But it's her day.
Speaker 2: So how long back in the day was this, like,
Speaker 2: why are we still holding a grudge.
Speaker 10: She was like six years ago. I was dating the
Speaker 10: guy for like three and a half years.
Speaker 3: So it's going she knew that you were dating this guy,
Speaker 3: and she hooked up with him anyway, and so now
Speaker 3: she doesn't know. So you're still on the guest list
Speaker 3: for the wedding. So your plan is to wear white
Speaker 3: to the wedding. Now I would say just either. I mean,
Speaker 3: if you're coming to it, then you go whatever, but
Speaker 3: just don't go. But I think you're gonna embarrass herself
Speaker 3: more than you're gonna embarrass her.
Speaker 10: I mean, I can cause her a little stress on
Speaker 10: her big days. I mean, I'm not gonna wreck her
Speaker 10: relationship by wearing white. She wrecked my relationship.
Speaker 7: This was like six years ago. Why are you still
Speaker 7: holding on to this? You should have confronted her by now.
Speaker 8: Some people want a confrontational like that. They'd rather just
Speaker 8: make a statement. And showing up to the wedding in
Speaker 8: white is her statement.
Speaker 4: Where you could come in white with like shades on
Speaker 4: and like a bottle in a brown bag, just sit
Speaker 4: in the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hammer with their sunglasses on and dress.
Speaker 3: Phoebe has tried to talk you out of this Phoebe.
Speaker 3: I can't get through to her. What have you tried
Speaker 3: to tell her?
Speaker 10: Literally, she's being petty and crazy, Like if you don't
Speaker 10: want to do this, like if this is how you
Speaker 10: want to act, and.
Speaker 2: Like, don't go. Are you gonna be a Phoebe? You're
Speaker 2: you're going to be there? Right? Yes, it's gonna be embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Do you want to embarrass Phoebe?
Speaker 3: Because Phoebe's probably gonna hang out with you and sit
Speaker 3: with you and be your same table you're gonna.
Speaker 6: Be if you're going to be dressed in white.
Speaker 2: Oh, you're not going to.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna avoid You're gonna avoid Morgan at the wedding,
Speaker 3: Morgan sitting alone?
Speaker 2: I mean, what do you say, Morgan?
Speaker 16: Phoebe is one of the good ones.
Speaker 10: Like our entire friend group knew and didn't tell me.
Speaker 10: So I don't really care what people think of me,
Speaker 10: but I need a good guest otherwise, like I got
Speaker 10: them a gift off their registry, I went to the
Speaker 10: bridal shower everything else. I just think it's time to
Speaker 10: make a little statement.
Speaker 7: But don't you think that it's just going to be
Speaker 7: embarrassing for you? Because I don't really feel like it
Speaker 7: embarrasses the bride. I think that it's embarrassing for everyone
Speaker 7: to be talking about me in a room and not
Speaker 7: in a positive way, which is what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's a win though, isn't it. Though.
Speaker 3: That's a win. You take one for the team and
Speaker 3: everybody's talking about you. But at the same time, you're
Speaker 3: a major distraction from this bride's wedding, So that's a win.
Speaker 3: I'm on I'm all of a sudden on Morgan's side.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of text messages.
Speaker 6: You were supposed to help me.
Speaker 17: Maybe I'm not.
Speaker 1: On Morgan's side here at all, Morgan team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the bride slept with Morgan's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Just say to Red instead, we're Red instead.
Speaker 2: Because that's what that means.
Speaker 7: That usually, No, it means that you slept with the groom.
Speaker 7: Oh Morgan, have you slept with this girl getting married
Speaker 7: her groom?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, well that's not Yeah that though, because what.
Speaker 8: A bunch of text messages, text messages say, does she
Speaker 8: realize that she will not embarrass the bride and will
Speaker 8: only make her look like an a hole? And then
Speaker 8: some people say, I agree, Dave she's gonna embarrass herself
Speaker 8: more than the actual bride, looking like an idiot.
Speaker 2: And then there are some people team Morgan Morgan. I'm
Speaker 2: team Morgan.
Speaker 4: Someone says if I were Phoebe, I would pour red
Speaker 4: wine all of her Morgan's white dress, just saying, Oh, it's.
Speaker 2: Gonna be a.
Speaker 1: That is the wedding I want to go to.
Speaker 2: That is a wedding I want to go to.
Speaker 3: Text message up by the way, Morgan Morgan plans on
Speaker 3: wearing white to her friend's wedding because her friend slept
Speaker 3: with Morgan's boyfriends six years ago and the bride knew
Speaker 3: that they were seeing each other. So Phoebe called us
Speaker 3: and said, talk my friend Morgan out of wearing white
Speaker 3: to the wedding, and we're not able to do it.
Speaker 3: So she's determined.
Speaker 16: Uh.
Speaker 3: This text says, my ex mother in law wore white
Speaker 3: to my wedding. It only embarrassed her. I did not
Speaker 3: give two f's about her wearing white, but she looked
Speaker 3: like the crazy monster in law that she truly was.
Speaker 2: See as in going down vont Avenue.
Speaker 8: I just I've been to a lot of weddings, never
Speaker 8: ever heard of that rule or understood why it.
Speaker 2: Was guys can wear. Guys can wear. You know, no
Speaker 2: guy's gonna wear all like a white suit to a wedding.
Speaker 5: Be surprised.
Speaker 8: You might find an old popop that pulls a sip
Speaker 8: like his grandson's baptism.
Speaker 3: Morgan, Team Morgan. I'm on your side only for the drama.
Speaker 3: I hope that you get wine port on your dress.
Speaker 3: Happy wedding, Happy holidays. Yeah, Bud, He's like, I'm never
Speaker 3: calling you guys.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know who else to say, thanks, bye bye.
Speaker 3: All right, we got something else to handle right now,
Speaker 3: and this is very important. Minnesota Vikings tickets for Sunday.
Speaker 3: Today is Friday. In case you forgot, we got Vikings
Speaker 3: tickets with a game of the Bank versus the Washington Commanders.
Speaker 3: I think the Commanders are something like I don't know,
Speaker 3: three and nine or four and six or something like that.
Speaker 3: I'm not even really sure the Vikings are. No, the
Speaker 3: Vikings are.
Speaker 2: Also.
Speaker 3: The good news is you might have seen the meme
Speaker 3: that starting quarterback in the Minnesota Vikings on Sunday Uncle
Speaker 3: Rico from Napoleon Dinon. You know, he could have won
Speaker 3: state and he could have gone pro. If the coach
Speaker 3: would have put him in, they would have taken state.
Speaker 3: He would have gone pro.
Speaker 1: You know he can throw football over mountains.
Speaker 2: I've heard that. Yes, child, I could go back.
Speaker 1: I could have gone pro.
Speaker 3: All right, we got Vikings trivia six five one night
Speaker 3: eight nine kW. Now, this is a special kind of trivia.
Speaker 3: This is Vikings fan trivia. Because Vikings fans have suffered
Speaker 3: for a very long time. So we're going to continue
Speaker 3: the suffering with painful Vikings trivia questions. Vaunt is pounded
Speaker 3: through the phones right now at sixty five one nine
Speaker 3: eight nine kdw B. He's gonna find a Vikings fan.
Speaker 3: If it's you, you get on the radio, I'm going
Speaker 3: to ask you a painful, painful Vikings trivia question six
Speaker 3: five one nine eight nine kd WB. All right, are
Speaker 3: you a Vikings fan? Okay, what's your name? Shelby? How
Speaker 3: big of a Vikings fan are you? Who's the coach
Speaker 3: of the Vikings? And now that you say KOC, I
Speaker 3: know that you're a Vikings fan.
Speaker 2: So here we go. Hey, hopefully your phone endoors through
Speaker 2: this conversation.
Speaker 1: Maybe turner off while you asked the question.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: The Vikings suffered their most lopsided playoff loss, forty one
Speaker 3: to nothing in the two thousand and one NFC Championship game.
Speaker 2: Who did they lose to?
Speaker 14: Nope, two thousand and one.
Speaker 12: I don't know the Packers.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry New York Giants.
Speaker 3: I remember I had a bunch of people over to
Speaker 3: watch that game, and I bought a brand new TV
Speaker 3: for the guests, and they were never even in the game.
Speaker 2: It's awful.
Speaker 3: All right, another Vikings fan along, suffering Vikings fan. We're
Speaker 3: doing painful Vikings trivia right now. We have somebody on
Speaker 3: the phone named Pe.
Speaker 2: Just Pe. Is that your name? No, it's Ashley. Oh, okay,
Speaker 2: or Ashley would work better.
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Ashley?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 3: All right, Ashley Vikings fan. Yeah, okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: What was the last year the Vikings were in a
Speaker 3: Super Bowl? Now we'll accept the season or the actual year.
Speaker 3: What year was the last year the Vikings were in
Speaker 3: a Super Bowl?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Boy, shoot, I take a guess. You might as well
Speaker 2: take a guess.
Speaker 1: Close close.
Speaker 3: We would have accepted seventy six or seventy seven? All right, Danielle, Yes,
Speaker 3: are you ready?
Speaker 10: I think so?
Speaker 3: Okay, which Vikings player infamously ran the wrong way after
Speaker 3: recovering a fumble. They thought they were scoring a touchdown
Speaker 3: and scored a safety instead for the San Francisco forty
Speaker 3: nine ers. What legendary Vikings player.
Speaker 14: Did that, Oh God, I don't.
Speaker 10: Randy Moss.
Speaker 3: Randy Moss is a great guess. It was Jim Marshall,
Speaker 3: and you can look it up on YouTube where he
Speaker 3: picks up the ball he thinks he's running for a touchdown,
Speaker 3: and another Vikings player's going, stop give me the ball, stop,
Speaker 3: give me the ball, and Jim Marshall was like, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to give you the ball, you bitch. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna get this touchdown. He gets in the end zone,
Speaker 3: throws it in the air in triumph, and a forty
Speaker 3: nine Ers player comes up to him and says, thanks, man,
Speaker 3: you just scored us a safety. Oh man, that is
Speaker 3: the only time in the NFL that I think that's
Speaker 3: ever happened.
Speaker 1: Embarrassing. All right, So you've got to be a big
Speaker 1: Vikings fan to know these questions.
Speaker 2: Day well, you got to be a long suffering Yeah.
Speaker 7: Long, Do you want me to ask a couple more questions?
Speaker 7: I have some random ones I could give or do
Speaker 7: you want to.
Speaker 2: Walk out one?
Speaker 3: I got a nikky hi, Nikki hi Vikings fan. I'm sorry, okay,
Speaker 3: I got tickets for the game on Sunday. How many
Speaker 3: Super Bowls have the Vikings lost?
Speaker 15: Three?
Speaker 2: Try again?
Speaker 10: Four?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to go to the game on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I'd love to You're going to the game on Sunday.
Speaker 3: Good job? All right, we had to give her the answers.
Speaker 3: We'll run it out of time, running out of questions.
Speaker 3: All right, go look up the Jim Marshall Wrongway what run?
Speaker 3: It is quite unbelievable. It is, katiewb. We're gonna get
Speaker 3: more updates on the Christmas wish uh auction item for
Speaker 3: the Nile Horrn guitar.
Speaker 2: Is there an update now? For nobody else's bid? We
Speaker 2: got seven hundred dollars for this thing.
Speaker 8: Man, We're just trying to wear you some money for
Speaker 8: Christmas wish to help families, individuals and need.
Speaker 2: And I know we can. I know somebody has a
Speaker 2: bit higher than seven hundred.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're doing it increments of fifty So I
Speaker 4: mean one Nile Horren.
Speaker 7: You guys are more musical people than I am. How
Speaker 7: much does the guitar like that cost not by a
Speaker 7: really awesome artist.
Speaker 3: One hundred and fifty. Oh, I think just a plain,
Speaker 3: just a playing guitar one fifty to two hundred.
Speaker 1: What about a nice guitar?
Speaker 3: Those can forty thousand dollars. It depends on how nice
Speaker 3: of a guitar you're looking for coverage beginner, basic guitar
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say, if you like One Direction and
Speaker 4: Nile Horren like this, he signed it, and then you'd
Speaker 4: be one degree if like Harry Styles is your favorite,
Speaker 4: you're one degree away from Harry Styles. He essentially breathed
Speaker 4: on it, So that is very true. All of the
Speaker 4: One directioners breathed on this guitar.
Speaker 2: Probull called to bid on that guitar right now