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Speaker 3: Welcome back to Rover's Moaning Glory. She isn't coming come
Speaker 3: in a moment? What do you have on the way?
Speaker 3: Do she coming up?
Speaker 4: I've got a shirt that would be perfect for Jeffrey,
Speaker 4: a perfect shirt. I know he likes to wear his
Speaker 4: clothes multiple days.
Speaker 5: In ago, but he starts to maybe smell his clothing
Speaker 5: for him coming up next.
Speaker 3: We'll get to that in just a moment. Rover's Autism
Speaker 3: sent me a text message along with buttons Mcboom boom
Speaker 3: and forty six and Rachel and Charlie's mom's box. All
Speaker 3: of them say never forget you think the dumbest thing
Speaker 3: do she's ever said?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the flaming s words.
Speaker 3: I just I have a listened to this, but I
Speaker 3: just pulled up a clip. I did a search for it.
Speaker 5: Sports Cavaliers and Celtics. We tied the.
Speaker 6: Series last night, Cavaliers one eighty eight to seventy seven.
Speaker 6: Game five in Boston tomorrow night. And I don't know
Speaker 6: if you guys watched the game last night. Did you
Speaker 6: see all of the pyrotechnics and the smoke and the fireworks.
Speaker 5: And all that craft that they do in the stadium.
Speaker 6: Well, NBA's commissioner, David Stern, he's not happy about it.
Speaker 5: He says, that was just a joke.
Speaker 6: All afterwards, after the over the top announcements, and you
Speaker 6: have all that smoke still lingering.
Speaker 3: They do that everywhere every basketball game.
Speaker 5: He made it very loud and very clear. He's had enough.
Speaker 5: He said, quote, I think they're ridiculous.
Speaker 6: I think that the noise, the fire, the smoke is
Speaker 6: kind of an assault that we should seriously consider reviewing
Speaker 6: and whether it's really necessary.
Speaker 5: Given the quality of our game.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 6: So in all of these comments came just a few
Speaker 6: minutes before Cleveland's over the top introductions, which include fire
Speaker 6: hot enough that fans can feel a heat in the stands,
Speaker 6: shooting out of four s words.
Speaker 3: On the scoreboard, now cast words out of the scoreboard.
Speaker 3: I haven't been to a games words It.
Speaker 6: Says four S words coming out towards no or is
Speaker 6: it oh?
Speaker 5: Maybe? Between?
Speaker 3: Are you anything dumb?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: I reread that?
Speaker 5: Have you here?
Speaker 8: How high is your voice? Back?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 3: Don't sound crazy? I don't know what year. This is
Speaker 3: from two thousand and eight. Younger thumbissed vocal comment in's
Speaker 3: history flaming s words from the scoreboard at a Cavaliers game.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for? Can she top it with this
Speaker 3: shizzy Yes? Here we go.
Speaker 5: Rollers morning glory.
Speaker 4: The Justice Department is dropping charges against three more people
Speaker 4: accused of vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. Now this
Speaker 4: comes just days after dismissing a similar case against Olympic
Speaker 4: canoeist David Hearn.
Speaker 5: We talked about that story earlier this week.
Speaker 4: Filing by US Attorney for the District of Columbia Jeanine
Speaker 4: Hiro Jane Kiro, she now says the damage was caused
Speaker 4: by contractors during the pool's renovation, reversing earlier claims Trump's
Speaker 4: friend responsible.
Speaker 3: I saw a picture of her yesterday, she I guess
Speaker 3: she got. She went to the White House and she
Speaker 3: had to carry a big, like a rolling thing of
Speaker 3: all these files to show Donald Trump here's the evidence.
Speaker 3: Because he's so angry, He's like, you shouldn't have dropped
Speaker 3: those charges. She had to bring all of the evidence
Speaker 3: that they had, the exculpatory evidence, meaning the evidence that
Speaker 3: these guys are not guilty. There was no vandalism. It's
Speaker 3: faulty installation of the line of it. And she had
Speaker 3: to leave with all of these documents. Here she is
Speaker 3: leaving the oval office, going through the parking lot carrying
Speaker 3: all of these and you know, good luck.
Speaker 8: This is se in her mind.
Speaker 3: She goes, you know what, I'm going to go and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna meet with somebody and they're very angry. They
Speaker 3: don't believe something. So I'm gonna show them all of
Speaker 3: this evidence. I don't think that's gonna do any good.
Speaker 3: You think that's gonna sway him? And he's like, I'll
Speaker 3: get him more upset. I guess this is him last
Speaker 3: night about it.
Speaker 4: Bo.
Speaker 7: Well, you think she was totally wrong. They did a
Speaker 7: beautiful job. There were a couple of little things, but
Speaker 7: that was not a big deal. And everybody show the vandalism.
Speaker 7: All you have to do is look at the tape.
Speaker 5: If you look at the.
Speaker 7: Tape, plus we have a witness or do witnesses that
Speaker 7: show the vandalism.
Speaker 3: Certainly it was vandalism.
Speaker 7: It was actually, in my opinion, it was major vandalism.
Speaker 3: And I know that I was not happy. Are you
Speaker 3: gonna keep bringing the figures.
Speaker 1: I haven't made a determined Yes, she's gonna get fired
Speaker 1: for sure, because she truthfully said this is I guess
Speaker 1: the truth just doesn't make at her.
Speaker 3: Now. Look, they put out a video and they're like,
Speaker 3: look at this vandalism. It's just somebody reaching into the thing.
Speaker 3: It's if they had the vandalism, if they had somebody
Speaker 3: taking a box cutter and going three hundred yards like
Speaker 3: they like he claimed, all the way down the thing,
Speaker 3: they'd show that. You'd see it. Nobody's nobody. That video
Speaker 3: hasn't shown up. How did they do it in the
Speaker 3: middle of the reflecting pool. Well, you'd have to you'd
Speaker 3: have to walk into the middle. That's gonna draw a
Speaker 3: little bit of attention. They'd certainly have video of that
Speaker 3: one day. So if you're gonna make a three hundred
Speaker 3: yard gash in the middle of the reflecting pool, you'd
Speaker 3: have to go in there.
Speaker 5: Where's that?
Speaker 8: It's crazy?
Speaker 4: And who's the person that did the vandalism? Because they're
Speaker 4: releasing now the David Hearn he's not charged. They thought
Speaker 4: he did vandalism. Well he's out, and I just start people.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, they picked up some other people from
Speaker 3: from whatever.
Speaker 8: Video just now?
Speaker 5: Is they charges dropped against them?
Speaker 4: Do it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, So where's the person there?
Speaker 3: Raised nobody, It didn't happen. But that is actually fake news.
Speaker 5: Go on elsewhere in the news.
Speaker 4: A child prodigy that began going to college at ten
Speaker 4: years old is now the world's youngest college professor.
Speaker 8: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Nathan Thomas, now twenty one, was eighteen years old, three
Speaker 4: hundred and forty six days old when he started teaching
Speaker 4: at Florida's Miami Dade College.
Speaker 3: I thought you were I thought you were going to
Speaker 3: tell me he was ten and he was a professor.
Speaker 4: That's why he wasn't finish. So this was in August
Speaker 4: of twenty twenty three. Guinness World Records has confirmed that
Speaker 4: gives him the record.
Speaker 5: The record had been held for three hundred and six.
Speaker 4: Days by Colin mclauren, who was nineteen when he became
Speaker 4: a professor.
Speaker 5: So we have the youngest Guinness World Record youngest.
Speaker 3: Professor now said he's twenty one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was eighteen. It was eighteen at at the time.
Speaker 3: Yes he now now he's twenty one, yes, Okay.
Speaker 8: It took him three years to figure out that he
Speaker 8: set a record.
Speaker 4: Disney and TikTok have inked a deal to let creator.
Speaker 8: Where does he teach? What professor of?
Speaker 3: Isn't that in there? I'm curious you said he went
Speaker 3: to college at age ten. That can't be healthy for
Speaker 3: a kid. I don't care how smart you are.
Speaker 5: Uh say what he's teaching? There's it has to in
Speaker 5: that article. It doesn't say it.
Speaker 8: Can you look this up? What's his name?
Speaker 3: What's his name? Is that not in the article? Thomas
Speaker 3: Nathan Thomas, professor?
Speaker 5: Let me move on to the next story.
Speaker 8: Just google it.
Speaker 3: But Disney, you know it's not healthy to send a
Speaker 3: kid to college at age ten, even if they're super smart.
Speaker 3: None of those people. Now, maybe he's the exception of
Speaker 3: the rule. Maybe he'll'll maybe he'll turn out and they'll
Speaker 3: be halfway normal. But every time I've ever seen a
Speaker 3: story where they are like, oh there's this child prodigy,
Speaker 3: and look they're a genius and they can do this,
Speaker 3: they can do that, and they ten and they have
Speaker 3: some incredible skill or knowledge. I've seen follow ups. They
Speaker 3: do the guy's like twenty five thirty, What do you do?
Speaker 3: He lives in his mom's basement. They don't amount to anything.
Speaker 3: Most of these people think he does electric engineering. That's
Speaker 3: at least that's three. He is his master's in Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, so he maybe he used the exception to
Speaker 3: the rule. He's just a genius. But I wouldn't send
Speaker 3: it even if I had a genius kid, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: send him to school to a college at age ten,
Speaker 3: would you, guys? Because it's just you don't have the
Speaker 3: emotional intelligence, the physical I mean, it's just it's it
Speaker 3: can't be good for a kid.
Speaker 4: Go on, Disney and TikTok have ink to deal to
Speaker 4: let creators make shorts using Disney material. Videos from participating
Speaker 4: creators who opt into the program will be seen on
Speaker 4: both TikTok and Disney Plus. And the deal that's TikTok
Speaker 4: offer their creators access to assets from the Disney vault,
Speaker 4: so characters will come from Disney and their brands including
Speaker 4: Star Wars and Pixar.
Speaker 5: And Marvel, et cetera.
Speaker 3: Now anybody can use this.
Speaker 5: Or that's what they're saying.
Speaker 4: Disney and TikTok of inked deal let creators make shorts.
Speaker 3: Don't you think that? Like, I don't know what are
Speaker 3: people going to be doing with this stuff? It's nothing
Speaker 3: good exactly, that's what That's fine. Be careful what you
Speaker 3: wish for it this and it probably made some money
Speaker 3: off of this, this licensing deal, But all right, go on.
Speaker 4: There is a clothing company that I think could actually
Speaker 4: benefit from having Jeffrey be there a spokesperson. It's called
Speaker 4: hirk Leon, and they recently announced a shirt that we
Speaker 4: can supposedly wear for a month without washing. It remains
Speaker 4: odor free for more than a month while wearing it
Speaker 4: every single day, and they say that even in the
Speaker 4: hot summer months it still works.
Speaker 3: Recently announced us. I bought one of these things like
Speaker 3: ten years ago. I think we talked about it on
Speaker 3: the show.
Speaker 4: To keep it odorless, they use seven special ingredients copper, silver, zinc, gold,
Speaker 4: volcanic ash, and two secret ingredients that they did not reveal,
Speaker 4: and all of them are woven into the fabric.
Speaker 8: I bought one of these shirts.
Speaker 5: I don't know whatever happened the same shirt this is.
Speaker 8: It's exactly the same shirt.
Speaker 3: About that, yep, Because they claimed that you could wear
Speaker 3: this for thirty days they I.
Speaker 8: Think, and they were traveling. Do you remember this, Charlie.
Speaker 3: We're kind of out of the country and I'm like,
Speaker 3: we don't have a lot of clothes that we can take.
Speaker 3: We're just taking carry on stuff and we're gonna be
Speaker 3: gone for weeks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a different partying.
Speaker 3: You know, we're out there partying, going out at night,
Speaker 3: just scoring babes, drinking, puking on each other. You gotta
Speaker 3: have a shirt that that can last. You don't have
Speaker 3: to wash a whole lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a different shirt. This is a different news story,
Speaker 5: same shirt. No it's not.
Speaker 4: There's another cheaper version for thirty nine dollars. They say
Speaker 4: that that stays fresh across three days. The shirts that
Speaker 4: I'm talking about will be available in November.
Speaker 5: Okay, so suck it.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: The one that was that I have, I swear to god,
Speaker 3: it was more than three days, and it was expensive.
Speaker 3: I don't know whatever happened to it, you know what,
Speaker 3: I'll bet I got thrown out because that might have
Speaker 3: been the time where we came back and I had
Speaker 3: bites all over me and it was bed I don't know.
Speaker 8: If it's bed bugs.
Speaker 3: I don't think it was bed bugs actually, because the
Speaker 3: bikes were different looking and I just I went to
Speaker 3: a hotel, I changed out of my clothes. I left
Speaker 3: my luggage, I left everything in that hotel. I just
Speaker 3: abandoned it. I go, I can't go home. I went
Speaker 3: straight from the airport to a motel and left everything
Speaker 3: in there, all my clothes, everything just abandoned. And I
Speaker 3: bet that shirt was in there.
Speaker 8: Go on thissh.
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Speaker 4: on Rovers Morning Glory.
Speaker 2: Do people describe you as delusional, paranoid, dim witted or
Speaker 2: just straight up in it?
Speaker 9: Well, you'll fit in right here or Texas Show now
Speaker 9: one eight six six yo Rover that's eight six six
Speaker 9: nine six even six eight.
Speaker 3: Three seven.
Speaker 8: Marnash.
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to those forever socks that Jeffrey wore? Were
Speaker 3: those part of the same brand that I get him? Those?
Speaker 8: Are? I? What were those?
Speaker 3: Do you remember?
Speaker 10: None of that?
Speaker 11: I remember somebody had sent a stained proof underwear. Yes,
Speaker 11: and Jeffrey tor through those like three days. They were
Speaker 11: covered in micro Mike Mi chrobial something. I don't remember
Speaker 11: exactly what it was.
Speaker 5: I thought you meant he wore like.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 9: Know what And what do you think happened to the
Speaker 9: company that manufactured those Well, I think we put it.
Speaker 11: We gave him a good test, and you destroyed them,
Speaker 11: and that they went out of business.
Speaker 3: Never heard from that person again.
Speaker 8: Now that guy.
Speaker 3: Goes you, you destroyed his company, Jeffrey and destroyed his
Speaker 3: company dirty ash, destroyed his company. Nope, I think you
Speaker 3: just made a defective product. Speaking of products, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I read this morning that this guy, Mike Lindell, the
Speaker 9: guy that runs Mike Tellow, I can't take it anything.
Speaker 4: I think we have to ban you from talking about
Speaker 4: going to point out he's gonna point out that he
Speaker 4: gave he resigned as to SEEO of.
Speaker 9: His companies are being to run for the governor of
Speaker 9: Minnesota as a Republican.
Speaker 8: He loves.
Speaker 3: I just I don't know what's happened to this guy.
Speaker 1: He's become completely obsessed with weird political stories and Mike
Speaker 1: Lindell and Maria Bartaromo from Fox or where is she?
Speaker 9: She's on Foxes every Her weekday show is called Mornings
Speaker 9: with Maria. I don't watch us because I'm here, but
Speaker 9: every study I watch Sunday Morning Futures just to see
Speaker 9: what she's spitting out every week, only because I don't
Speaker 9: agree with half the stuff she says. It's just I'm
Speaker 9: just listening to what she's got to say.
Speaker 11: Did you see, speaking of politics, that Max Miller guy
Speaker 11: on CNN last night?
Speaker 3: I did not you see what happened? What his lawyer did.
Speaker 8: I read something and I don't know what to believe.
Speaker 3: Is it true?
Speaker 11: Well, I didn't search for it after Well, you were
Speaker 11: in that dropbox, Charlie.
Speaker 8: Your name's probably on a list.
Speaker 3: So apparently in this dropbox we were playing this guy,
Speaker 3: Max Miller. It was a congressman and he's made all
Speaker 3: these secret recordings of his now ex wife and they're
Speaker 3: going back and forth.
Speaker 8: She's like, Oh, he abused me, and I don't.
Speaker 3: He's claiming she's a mental case. And one of the
Speaker 3: recordings starts out with her accusing him of recording her
Speaker 3: All the time, you're recording every conversation you record me,
Speaker 3: And he's like, no, I don't, And that's actually heard
Speaker 3: on the recording. That's the funniest part of the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I think that he's denying recording on the recording. But
Speaker 3: I guess one of his attorneys, not our guy, not Zuckerman,
Speaker 3: thank god, but one of his other attorneys. I think
Speaker 3: the guy is an army of attorneys, and he he
Speaker 3: went through all these documents they're trying to prove, like, no,
Speaker 3: it's not it's not Max Miller, the congressman who's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's his ex wife. She's the one who's crazy, and
Speaker 3: here's the proof. And they put out all this wacky stuff.
Speaker 3: One of them was supposedly a nude photo of their
Speaker 3: young girl who's like two or three years old, I think,
Speaker 3: And uh, now there's even a dispute over that because
Speaker 3: the ex wife's lawyer is like, how could you do
Speaker 3: this and goes makes a filing or tells a judge
Speaker 3: there's a young girl. It's child SEXU what do they
Speaker 3: call it? See SAM? Child? What does that stand for?
Speaker 3: Child sexual abuse? Maiuse material? Okay, it's see Sam and
Speaker 3: and her genitalia is showing and the and the and
Speaker 3: Max Miller's attorney's like, it was my fault. I did
Speaker 3: it totally inadvertently. I take full responsibility. But let's not
Speaker 3: go overboard here. There's no genitalia. It's just a two
Speaker 3: year old girl without a shirt on. Oh oh okay,
Speaker 3: I didn't see it, so I didn't know. I mean,
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it either. But if that's the case,
Speaker 3: that is no big deal. If it's a two year
Speaker 3: old and there's no shirt like, what two year old
Speaker 3: at three year old doesn't run around the house or
Speaker 3: the backyard without a shirt on.
Speaker 8: I mean, that's completely.
Speaker 5: Normal, is it my kid did?
Speaker 8: Yes? Yeah? Normal? Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if there's a photo of that, like, that's not Now.
Speaker 3: If they're you know, inadvertently putting a naked photo of
Speaker 3: the kid up there on the internet for everybody to
Speaker 3: see with genitalia, it's no good. The attorney said he
Speaker 3: did it, and I'm sure you obviously did it inadvertently,
Speaker 3: I would assume. But Crystal seems like she's in a
Speaker 3: better mood today. Have you noticed that she was? So
Speaker 3: she was in a sour mood there for like a week.
Speaker 3: You seem to be in a better mood now, Crystal
Speaker 3: what's changed, what's going on?
Speaker 8: Nothing?
Speaker 5: I'm just living life, living life. Yeah, feeling good.
Speaker 8: What do you How are you living life? What are
Speaker 8: you doing?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 10: You know, I'm athletically inclined.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and I figure if Charlie can do something,
Speaker 3: I can do it, right.
Speaker 5: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: So yesterday the boyfriend took me kayaking.
Speaker 8: Kayaking.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we're just cruising down the river, you know, just
Speaker 10: listening to nature, enjoying the sunshine. Oh, it's fabulous, flopping
Speaker 10: there were some fish. Yeah, I was like, it was
Speaker 10: honestly breathtaking. The entire trip, four hours, just cruising along.
Speaker 3: It was like a lazy river. Yeah.
Speaker 10: The stream was great, so we actually didn't have to
Speaker 10: paddle too much. You pretty got pretty much got to
Speaker 10: float along the river the whole entire day.
Speaker 3: It was. It was beautiful. So Charlie, uh, you're one
Speaker 3: upping him basically when it comes to kayaking. Now, she
Speaker 3: didn't paddle, she just floated. Yeah.
Speaker 10: I would paddle to steer away from things from time
Speaker 10: to time. There was a couple of rapid areas, you know,
Speaker 10: so we'd kind of have to veer off on a
Speaker 10: direction one side or the other. But it was very
Speaker 10: very nice. I was impressed on Beverly.
Speaker 3: You've never I've never kayaked before, never done it, never
Speaker 3: have No.
Speaker 10: I did a canoe once with my ex. That did
Speaker 10: not go well. Uh communication, there was a different relationship test.
Speaker 8: Experience on the wrong side.
Speaker 3: No, don't paddle on that that side. It's a two. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're like, I'm steering. No, you're not steering.
Speaker 5: It's just a confusing thing.
Speaker 10: You're just in your own individual little contraption. I mean,
Speaker 10: and it just had my bag. I had snacks. My
Speaker 10: boyfriend thought it was crazy for bringing snacks. He's like,
Speaker 10: what do you need snacks? And I go, chapstick, maybe
Speaker 10: a hair tie. He's like, oh my god, do you
Speaker 10: need all that? He brought himself a gallon ziplock bag
Speaker 10: to put his phone.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's really all you have travel.
Speaker 8: With so much crap. What are they putting in there?
Speaker 3: And my wife is always complaining that I am giving
Speaker 3: her that everything she carries around when we go out
Speaker 3: is my stuff. She claims like she has to have
Speaker 3: hand sanitizer, she has to have a modium and pepto
Speaker 3: bismol just in case. But the tablet's not like bottles
Speaker 3: of it they can't take up too much room chapstick
Speaker 3: for me? What else is she? What else is she?
Speaker 8: Always?
Speaker 3: She's kind a purse, right, she doesn't really carry a purse,
Speaker 3: so she puts it on purse, she puts it. Sometimes
Speaker 3: she'll carry a purse, but she'll she'll put it. Usually
Speaker 3: she puts stuff like in a ziplock plastic bag and
Speaker 3: then just sticks it in her jacket pocket.
Speaker 11: Oh wait, oh wait, you could just be carrying that
Speaker 11: stuff then in your pocket. She likes to do things
Speaker 11: for me. That's nice because I'm not allowed to put
Speaker 11: anything in the purse. The purse is off limited.
Speaker 3: Really you so if you want to coming on you
Speaker 3: person full, I'm always told you have to carry.
Speaker 11: Great question, rover. I don't ever get answers on that.
Speaker 11: But it's full. I can't put anything in there.
Speaker 3: What is she? What's she stuffing on? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm just not allowed to use the purse. Is it
Speaker 3: a big purse or is it like a lulu a small.
Speaker 8: Any one of her purses. No, no room in the purse.
Speaker 3: Could be like the size want to do she's stupid big?
Speaker 3: What are women putting in their purse? What depends like
Speaker 3: just like, what do you have?
Speaker 8: And you have a purse right now?
Speaker 3: Yeah, in my backpack?
Speaker 8: What's in? Go get it?
Speaker 3: She brought a purse in a backpack. You got that much?
Speaker 3: So you got to go with her to make sure
Speaker 3: she's not taking anything out of the purse, like a
Speaker 3: big go get off, go what a big dal doll
Speaker 3: or anything?
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 3: We don't want to her to hide. You gotta run go.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen this guy move so slow in
Speaker 3: your tireland?
Speaker 5: Every time I walk behind him? Oh man, every time.
Speaker 8: All right, let's see what she has in there.
Speaker 3: I would go through your Perstougie, it would take There
Speaker 3: is so much junk.
Speaker 5: Snacks I'm feeding you.
Speaker 8: I mean she has got everything.
Speaker 3: To day. She carries in like these uh what do
Speaker 3: you call those bags? It's not like a that.
Speaker 5: I carry two bags.
Speaker 4: I'm very leary of anyone that doesn't walk in with
Speaker 4: a bag. Why because it just don't have Well, exactly,
Speaker 4: you walk in with the little purse.
Speaker 5: I see you walking in with.
Speaker 3: There's my little lunch lunch there purse. All right, let's
Speaker 3: go through the purse. What do we what do we have?
Speaker 3: She didn't she didn't try to hide anything, did she Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: That's a negative. Okay, it's like Fanny Peck's eyes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 5: I'm here every day. That has other things.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 8: There's gotta be tampons in there, right, there has to be.
Speaker 3: We's got keys, okay, Oh my god, crap, a lot
Speaker 3: of keys.
Speaker 5: Crap, it's one key.
Speaker 3: There's one key. There's cartman, apartman.
Speaker 11: There's a little cassette and just there's a lot of
Speaker 11: crap hanging an extra crap.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's too much stuff I have. Like my car
Speaker 3: key is just the key. That's it.
Speaker 8: I don't need it.
Speaker 10: Oh that's not including my house keys. That's probably in
Speaker 10: a different bag right now. Okay, I don't know where
Speaker 10: that is. We've got a mirror, you know. Sometimes what
Speaker 10: if you guys yourself. I understand that A tiny little lighter,
Speaker 10: that's the case, just so if you're smoking weed. Yeah,
Speaker 10: you never know when you might need one. Some hand sanitizer,
Speaker 10: large hand sanitizer. It's a flat one though it's large.
Speaker 8: Here's the thing.
Speaker 3: And I can tell by that hand sanitizer and those
Speaker 3: hand sanitizer my wife carries drives me nuts because it
Speaker 3: smells like it's girly like just smells they have to
Speaker 3: put jazz. Oh, it smells good.
Speaker 10: Actually, you know, I think that Janita Mary from Saint Louis,
Speaker 10: I think sent me this. She sent me a little
Speaker 10: a little bag months ago. I got some mince a
Speaker 10: little tiny mints from Circle.
Speaker 3: K my wallet.
Speaker 10: I mean that's I'm taking up, honestly, most of the
Speaker 10: space in here. There is a back pouch, and the
Speaker 10: back pouch we have, you know, a feminine wipe. What
Speaker 10: if there's no toilet paper around? You just got to
Speaker 10: clean yourself up. This is if you're going to get
Speaker 10: you have to Yeah, yeah, love, We've got some of
Speaker 10: the oil. If you got too much oil on your face,
Speaker 10: you could just dab your face with these little oil
Speaker 10: wipes a stain remover.
Speaker 3: You never know what can happen. I love to eat.
Speaker 10: I get a little sauce on my shirt. A couple
Speaker 10: of little panty liners.
Speaker 8: Panton Yeah, what if you.
Speaker 3: Get your period out of nowhere? You just have a
Speaker 3: little some I actually used to have a tampona word.
Speaker 3: Panty liner is probably one of them disgusting words ever invented.
Speaker 8: Panting liner.
Speaker 10: My rings are in here that I didn't put on
Speaker 10: some bobby pins.
Speaker 8: All right, she got a little bit.
Speaker 10: Can fit with all this in here. I could also
Speaker 10: fit my cell phone if I needed to. That can
Speaker 10: fit in this bag as well.
Speaker 8: So you don't have as much.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's amazing how much crap she does have
Speaker 3: in there for such a small space.
Speaker 8: They have stuff you're never going to need any of that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 10: I also carry a backpack when I'm here, and that
Speaker 10: thing has lotion in it, tampons, medicine.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 10: It did have a little sewing kit. I think I
Speaker 10: had Rachel and sales used it. I mean everything else
Speaker 10: use you never know what. Actually, something happened and I
Speaker 10: need a quick yeah, a quick fix.
Speaker 3: I had a little bit of string and a needle.
Speaker 3: It was like a to go so much going to
Speaker 3: tear that You're like, I can't worry about I have
Speaker 3: to take care of this right now. Your pants, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but like you we're talking about your crotch or something,
Speaker 3: or like your ass cracks.
Speaker 10: If a strap I'm wearing a dress and the strap
Speaker 10: breaks off, I could just sew it up real quick.
Speaker 10: I had some safety pins in my backpack. I believe
Speaker 10: for that instance never happen.
Speaker 3: I mean, my god, I thought Dougie was crazy. Dougie
Speaker 3: will go on a trip and she will pack so
Speaker 3: much stuff, so much food. She'll take a two hour
Speaker 3: trip to Detroit to go yes, and she will put
Speaker 3: like like for what like a two week camping trip.
Speaker 3: She'll have enough food in there, snacks. You have to
Speaker 3: remember before we work downtown.
Speaker 11: She would take her daughter downtown and she would pack
Speaker 11: up the car like she's going on a six hour
Speaker 11: road trip.
Speaker 3: Like do you remember that, Douji?
Speaker 5: I do remember that. That's what I do. I overpack.
Speaker 5: I've got a problem. I can't sig myself.
Speaker 4: But when I go on vacation, when I go dance competitions,
Speaker 4: when I go to work, I have a problem.
Speaker 10: You fail to prepare, you know, I mean I want
Speaker 10: to be prepared. I want to have everything just in case.
Speaker 10: What if that's what we were on this cruise in
Speaker 10: for four hours yesterday, I had brought He stopped at sheets.
Speaker 10: He goes, you need anything, Go pick me up some
Speaker 10: of those Cinna pockets and he's like, okay, thinks I'm
Speaker 10: going to eat them when he got home. No, I
Speaker 10: saved that for the kayaking trip. So I had a
Speaker 10: snack on the ride down, He's like, what why are
Speaker 10: you bringing this? I brought a big blow pop, I
Speaker 10: had a soda. I had a whole bunch of stuff.
Speaker 10: I go, I'm living a vacation day today. Now we
Speaker 10: looked at your purse. Somebody else in the fart box
Speaker 10: has a purse. Let's go through their purse.
Speaker 3: A purse, it looks just like mine. All right, Jeffery
Speaker 3: takes It's all right.
Speaker 8: Let's look.
Speaker 3: Let's let's take everything out of this fanny peck.
Speaker 8: Let's see what you have. Charlie.
Speaker 3: Make sure he's not holding anything back.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 3: You gotta tell us one by one as you do
Speaker 3: it on your cell phone. Okay, put that down. Put
Speaker 3: the cell phone down right there. Yeah, okay, Now what
Speaker 3: key card? Okay to get into the building. And my
Speaker 3: wallet and your wallet, those are the I also have
Speaker 3: some which change. But why aren't just put it in
Speaker 3: your pocket? All that stuff you can just go in
Speaker 3: your pockets. Oh, he's wearing short shorts today.
Speaker 9: The shorts I have, the pockets aren't deep enough to
Speaker 9: hold the stuff correctly so it wouldn't fall out.
Speaker 3: Why do I get different shorts? You're not carrying a
Speaker 3: lot of stuff That's just what people. That's what a
Speaker 3: guy puts in his pocket cutting grass yesterday?
Speaker 9: Oh okaying my neighbor's line and some grass accumulated on
Speaker 9: the top of my fanny packs.
Speaker 3: Did you take Thomas to teach him?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 8: No, get that lighter out, Chris, so you guys can
Speaker 8: smoke that.
Speaker 4: Ha ha. Yeah.
Speaker 9: But I mean, like I said, if I have a
Speaker 9: pair of pants or a pair of shorts and the
Speaker 9: pockets aren't are so shallow that I can't I can't
Speaker 9: put anything in her deep enough to keep it from
Speaker 9: falling out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just were just comes in. Andy Kayley says,
Speaker 3: being prepared is so hot. Jeff Junior says, be too.
Speaker 3: Should get a diaper bag for you, rovert to carry
Speaker 3: all your stuff for Aron and Ramrod says, my wife
Speaker 3: she only carries a very small purse that carry that
Speaker 3: holds her cards.
Speaker 8: That's it. You should see the stuff doos she walks
Speaker 8: in with every single day. You can have back problems and.
Speaker 3: Arm problems, problems. Do you know how many things you're
Speaker 3: gonna have wrong with you?
Speaker 5: Fine?
Speaker 4: I'm wait.
Speaker 9: You can make more efficient use of the space of
Speaker 9: a smaller space than your stuff, like crystal does josh just.
Speaker 5: The same crap that I do.
Speaker 9: Josh was Yeah, But what I'm saying is Crystal can
Speaker 9: make more efficient use of the space.
Speaker 4: Because she has a fanny pack and I have a purse.
Speaker 4: It's the same crap. She has a backpack, I have
Speaker 4: a bag. It's all the same. I'm not going to
Speaker 4: change because you guys are worried about mine.
Speaker 3: Joshua wants to know. Can you pull your wallet out?
Speaker 5: Jeffrey is George Costanza wallet?
Speaker 8: Well, the thing is huge, it's very thick.
Speaker 3: Now we have to go through this because it's so thick, Jeffrey, like,
Speaker 3: we know you don't have any money, and how much
Speaker 3: money you have in there right now?
Speaker 2: My long moin money i've earned yesterday. Oh yeah, so
Speaker 2: you do have some cash in there? Yeah, twenty forty bucks,
Speaker 2: forty bucks. I don't know why you're so interested in
Speaker 2: the concepts of my wallet. Well, let's let's just go
Speaker 2: through it.
Speaker 3: It is it's it's I just want to show the
Speaker 3: thickness of it.
Speaker 8: What is hiding he's hiding? What do you what are
Speaker 8: you hiding in there?
Speaker 11: I mean, I don't know what you guys are so
Speaker 11: interested in. For what I can see one of those documents.
Speaker 11: Keep that secret underneath the yellow A lot of business cards?
Speaker 11: Are those business cards?
Speaker 8: Yep?
Speaker 3: Okay? A motive portrait of my knees? All right, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's nice? Care source card? Okay, someone's business card?
Speaker 8: Who are these businesses?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 3: Social Security security card? And put that one under the wall.
Speaker 3: Let or turn it upside there?
Speaker 5: Has it gone?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gone?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 3: And then and here whose business cards do you have?
Speaker 3: Why do you carry those business cards around?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've just never got around to that one either.
Speaker 8: No, no, oh, yeah, what's say something?
Speaker 3: Lady Jane's my COVID vaccination thing?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: Nice? App okay? And lady Jane's what the haircut place?
Speaker 5: Was?
Speaker 8: Like a discount card or something.
Speaker 9: I think it's like a license, speed rewards cards, Spruce card,
Speaker 9: bank card, Jihn Neuble card, drug mark, Walgreens, Kroger.
Speaker 3: If I decided to go to Kroger. There's not a
Speaker 3: Kroger within one hundred miles of it. Yes, there is,
Speaker 3: there's one in San Dusky. It's the closest one. It's
Speaker 3: about forty miles. And then I have this from Heinen's.
Speaker 10: They actually have an app that you can download and
Speaker 10: put all these reward cards on the app, and then
Speaker 10: you don't have to carry around such a thick wall.
Speaker 3: Mine's thick too. Oh my god, that's crazy. How are
Speaker 3: you you know?
Speaker 8: And that's actually it's pretty low.
Speaker 11: I think I've recently already, you know, recently already trimmed
Speaker 11: it down.
Speaker 3: But I need all these You put everything on your
Speaker 3: everything's on your phone.
Speaker 8: If you lose your phone card.
Speaker 10: What if you lose your phone, well you could keep
Speaker 10: the hard copy home somewhere you can put that in.
Speaker 3: So what if I'm out and I don't have any
Speaker 3: of my card?
Speaker 8: You need your speedy rewards card right? Oh my god?
Speaker 8: What am I gonna do without that.
Speaker 3: Bank card? Driver's license card?
Speaker 11: I mean the driver's license, HSA card, another HSA card,
Speaker 11: key card to get in home depot card. Don't be
Speaker 11: showing these numbers off. I don't know what this is like,
Speaker 11: Jeff Lows card. All right, we need we need all those.
Speaker 11: Then the Low's card again. Can't you get a card?
Speaker 11: A costco? Some books a million? That was an idiot
Speaker 11: move on my posts?
Speaker 8: A million? What's that?
Speaker 3: Some membership thing I signed up for?
Speaker 8: Stupid the exchange, what's the exchange record?
Speaker 3: Exchange? Also, don't know why I need that, but I
Speaker 3: guess I do.
Speaker 11: My insurance card a backup of my insurance card in
Speaker 11: case I would lose my first insurance card.
Speaker 3: My Jack casino card in the same place. So you
Speaker 3: put your back up insurance card right next to your
Speaker 3: dental card because they sent us to this year.
Speaker 8: One could be they do, oh one is dental. I
Speaker 8: need both? Uh, casino card my triple A card?
Speaker 3: Did are you going to the casino?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: What if somebody says, let's go. I need you know,
Speaker 3: they say, let's go. I tell you, what do you
Speaker 3: get with that? Casino cards?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 11: No, that's expired. Me a Starbucks that's expired. Right, there's
Speaker 11: so much stuff that's the bottom. Yeah, okay, triple A card,
Speaker 11: A business card. Yeah, the casino cards expired in January.
Speaker 11: Vape card card I puffed so many times. I get
Speaker 11: an extra bank card, an extra bank card and a
Speaker 11: kick what was this? This is the key card? What
Speaker 11: was that other card? Okay, doesn't even know what. One
Speaker 11: of those might open the garage here and one might not.
Speaker 5: I'm super skinny. Look, I mean, look at this thing.
Speaker 12: That is, you're not prepared. What do you have in
Speaker 12: the Costco Yeah, yeah, Costco credit card? You got the
Speaker 12: Costco got a credit card to credit cards on that side.
Speaker 11: And you need the Costco card because they have but
Speaker 11: the service in there, it's the building. Just the service
Speaker 11: doesn't work in the building. So you gotta you gotta
Speaker 11: have the card.
Speaker 12: Yeah, a debit card, license, another credit card, and I
Speaker 12: feel rewards card.
Speaker 3: Costco doesn't have a thing where you can add it
Speaker 3: to your like wallet on your phone. Maybe, but you
Speaker 3: don't need the internet for that.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: M hmm. All right, I got to take a break.
Speaker 3: Eight six six yo Rover. We will be right back
Speaker 3: on rovers morning. Glory hang on. They're revenue will increase,
Speaker 3: but they're spending money at an incredible rate, just like
Speaker 3: all these other companies are. And they're even spending it
Speaker 3: on space stuff. They're spending it on AI stuff. But
Speaker 3: so the stock actually went down. Yeah, I thought it
Speaker 3: would go up, it went down. I don't know, Diddley
Speaker 3: squad about the stock market. I do have a question
Speaker 3: for you, snits. So you're not my space x expert,
Speaker 3: all right, for better or for worse? All right? Now
Speaker 3: they're claiming I heard this morning. They're like, oh that
Speaker 3: you could have huge potential for Starlink. Now it provides
Speaker 3: internet right now, but they're also providing like on your
Speaker 3: phone you can have like emergency stuff. You're stuck in
Speaker 3: the Grand Canyon, you can make an emergency call via
Speaker 3: satellite through Starlink, a service that they provide two cell
Speaker 3: phone carriers. And now the belief is, well, they're just
Speaker 3: going to replace your cell phone carrier. That's the You
Speaker 3: could think of all the money that T Mobile and
Speaker 3: for Rising and AT and T collect from people every
Speaker 3: month to uh for their cell phone service. Well, you're
Speaker 3: going to get that directly from SpaceX. But again I'm
Speaker 3: not an expert in this. I'm just this a legitimate question.
Speaker 3: That works outside, how would it work inside of a building?
Speaker 3: Like you're the satellite is not going to penetrate into
Speaker 3: a building, maybe maybe not even in your car?
Speaker 13: Like, how would that work GPS and satellite, isn't it? Yeah,
Speaker 13: and it doesn't go inside, goes inside your car? You
Speaker 13: just said no, no, there's an antenna. There's an antenna, right,
Speaker 13: but works in your car. Oh, you're saying in your
Speaker 13: in your on your phone. Oh, I guess, but it's
Speaker 13: not going to work in a building. And I don't
Speaker 13: know how the GPS on your phone operates, but like
Speaker 13: I can't. I I don't know how they're going to
Speaker 13: get your cell phone service inside of a building with
Speaker 13: the satellite.
Speaker 3: It's just not going to penetrate that. So people are
Speaker 3: talking like maybe there's some solution to it, the right
Speaker 3: on round level repeater of some sort. So, in other words,
Speaker 3: a cell phone network already have.
Speaker 8: Though it's like, okay, all right, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know exactly what benefit well be getting.
Speaker 8: But who knows. Oh, and let's see here. Jimmy, uh,
Speaker 8: he wanted to want up everybody.
Speaker 3: He sent us a picture of no no text, just
Speaker 3: a picture of something sitting on his dashboard of his car.
Speaker 8: And there it is. Now, that's a wallet. It's a
Speaker 8: thick wall.
Speaker 3: That's why he's not gets its own seat. Is it
Speaker 3: around like a person like a clutch. He needs to
Speaker 3: put a strap on that thick And Jose also he said,
Speaker 3: here's a real man's wallet, and he sent a picture
Speaker 3: of him holding his wallet, not quite as thick as Jimmy's,
Speaker 3: but still it's a beefy wallet with a lot of money.
Speaker 3: Is he just trying to show off that cash?
Speaker 8: Maybe?
Speaker 3: What else I mean that is I tried to travel
Speaker 3: with as little as possible. My wife complains that I
Speaker 3: do something not only when we go out, but anytime
Speaker 3: in the house. If we're walking somewhere, I just hand
Speaker 3: her stuff without even saying anything, Like if I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'll just take a drink of water, and if like
Speaker 3: the water bottle is done for we're walking down the street,
Speaker 3: and just hand it to her and she she has
Speaker 3: to throw it out.
Speaker 8: She gets really.
Speaker 3: She very She's like, why don't you just keep handing
Speaker 3: me stuff? I don't want your crap.
Speaker 10: Down the opposite, I'll be carrying my stuff and my
Speaker 10: boyfriend will he'll take the bag from me. He'll carry
Speaker 10: whatever it is. He doesn't my wife doesn't like that. No, no,
Speaker 10: my wife doesn't know.
Speaker 8: She won't.
Speaker 3: She won't go for that. All I've asked her, especially
Speaker 3: out in public, she'll never know. Like if you go
Speaker 3: if you get to if you go to a restaurant
Speaker 3: or something and then you get leftovers and they put
Speaker 3: it in the bag to take with you, I've offered
Speaker 3: to carry that bag out of the restaurant. No, I
Speaker 3: can't do that. That's not a man's job, she says.
Speaker 3: The worst, she says, I if you see a guy
Speaker 3: pushing a grocery cart or carrying.
Speaker 5: A girl's purse for her, they're outside the dressing room.
Speaker 8: You have to hold the purse outside the dressing room
Speaker 8: for your wife.
Speaker 3: She's at a store, she's in the dressing room. I
Speaker 3: have done this.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 9: What do you mean.
Speaker 3: I've never Wait, that's what you guys do. So they
Speaker 3: hand you your person. Then you're standing there. No, no, okay,
Speaker 3: their person. You're standing outside holding a prose. Everybody knows
Speaker 3: what you're doing. Why don't they take it in there?
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, what if there's nowhere to put it? It's the
Speaker 3: rest room? Uh huh uh.
Speaker 8: Let's see here. What do I have to give away?
Speaker 3: I have a four pack of tickets to the Museum
Speaker 3: of Illusions, Cleveland, the world's most extraordinary collection of perspective
Speaker 3: changing rooms, mind bending installations, and optical illusions. I see
Speaker 3: all these pictures from there. Looks pretty cool.
Speaker 5: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Get tickets and info at MOOI Cleveland dot com.
Speaker 8: Museum of Illusions.
Speaker 3: But you can win a four pack of tickets right
Speaker 3: now if you call her thirty eight sixty six, yo're
Speaker 3: over eight sixty six nine six seven six eight three seven.
Speaker 8: Good luck to you. There's Jeffrey with his head on
Speaker 8: a platter.
Speaker 3: You can do this too.
Speaker 5: It's fun.
Speaker 8: How does that work exactly?
Speaker 5: I don't even unders I can I tell you.
Speaker 8: I can tell there's something.
Speaker 3: I don't spoil it.
Speaker 5: The people enjoy it. It's fun, all right.
Speaker 10: Uh.
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Speaker 3: can sign up at roverradio dot com. Peter Beholdi writes,
Speaker 3: how do you think the inter network's genius? What is
Speaker 3: he talking about? Starlink? What do they have to do
Speaker 3: with starlink? Sending a satellite signal down inside a building?
Speaker 3: Your cell phone, the the cell phone power penetrates. It's
Speaker 3: a low frequency signal of penetrates walls and stuff. That's
Speaker 3: why you can have a cell phone service and a building.
Speaker 3: Satellite doesn't work that way. That's that's my only question.
Speaker 3: Maybe they have I don't know. What are you talking
Speaker 3: about the Internet? What are you talking about with the Internet?
Speaker 3: Starlink sends the Internet down, but you have to have
Speaker 3: an antenna, and you have to.
Speaker 8: He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 3: Kurt says, we were just on an our v trip
Speaker 3: last weekend. We have starlink. We camped in the woods
Speaker 3: with a little light coming through the trees. The Internet
Speaker 3: was barely usable because of leaves and stuff, you know, trees, branches, whatever. Oh,
Speaker 3: even nat will blocket yep Oh. Jeff Junior says, satellite
Speaker 3: radio goes out under an overpass while you're going down
Speaker 3: the road. How would this work with starlink, that's my question.
Speaker 3: If that's what they're supposed to do. They want to
Speaker 3: give you a cell phone service. But I guess I'm
Speaker 3: the stupid one according to Peter Bholick. And that's different
Speaker 3: than Peter b Olick, who's different. Yeah, those are two
Speaker 3: different people, by the way, that have their names in
Speaker 3: the system. Now they're both the other one's bitching about
Speaker 3: the other one stealing his name. All right, I gotta
Speaker 3: wrap things up. We'll be back live tomorrow morning. I
Speaker 3: have a great danks roversh morning Glory, Bye, Rover's Morning Glory.