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Speaker 1: Pain with the bib of horoscopes.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what your holiday red flag is

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Speaker 2: based on your zodiac sign. Also, if it's your birthday today,

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Speaker 2: you are Sagittarius. You share a birthday with Hailey Seinfeld, Alexadimi,

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Speaker 2: Colleen Hoover, and Mooneye.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, John, what's your sign? Good morning? I'm a

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Speaker 1: cancer okay.

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Speaker 2: So for my cancers, your guys' is holiday red flag

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Speaker 2: is that you cry over every single commercial sentimental ornament

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Speaker 2: or even the temperature change you spiral if someone doesn't

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Speaker 2: react dramatically enough to your homemade cookies too. But your

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Speaker 2: emotional support energy does make this season feel cozy, even

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Speaker 2: when you're melting down half the time. Oh no, I

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Speaker 2: don't want to be a crawbaby, I know, but you are.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, just like you cancer man, I tell you,

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Speaker 1: I know. Thanks for listening. John, have a great day, brother,

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Speaker 1: absolutely got to see. I love you all. Thanks Man,

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Speaker 1: have a great day, Jill, Good morning. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So for my scorpios, your holiday red flag is that

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Speaker 2: you hold grudges from Christmas back in twenty seventeen and

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Speaker 2: you make everyone feel it. You give incredible gifts, but

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Speaker 2: you also give off the don't talk to me unless

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Speaker 2: you're also giving me an incredible gift, and when you

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Speaker 2: disappear from the family party early, nobody questions it because

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Speaker 2: your vibes they low key take up the energy in

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Speaker 2: the room.

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Speaker 1: That that is a thousand scorpiosis are super spicy around

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Speaker 1: the holiday season, that's for sure.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 1: A Hi, Jill, you have a wonderful day.

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Speaker 2: Thank you too.

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Speaker 1: By now, how about pisces?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rich for pices. Your holiday red flag is that

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Speaker 2: you romanticize December so much that no reality can match

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Speaker 2: that Hallmark movie in your head. You cry at the party,

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Speaker 2: then you recover instantly, and then you cry again at

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Speaker 2: the end of the night after having too many Moscow mules.

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Speaker 2: People forgive you because you're adorable, but you are exhausting

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Speaker 2: during the holiday season.

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Speaker 1: Seemed oddly pointed, Libras Kyle.

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Speaker 2: For my libras, your holiday red flag is that you

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Speaker 2: say I don't need anything, and then you're disappointed when

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Speaker 2: literally everything you unwrap. You over commit to plans because

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Speaker 2: you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, and then you

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Speaker 2: cancel all of them. Just just stay home and chill.

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Speaker 2: It's charming, but in a chaotic way.

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Speaker 1: I could probably see myself doing those things.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, John Jay, your holiday red flag is that you

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Speaker 2: micro manage the holidays like you're some annoying corporate manager.

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Speaker 2: You judge every dish, every decoration, everyone's inefficient wrapping techniques,

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Speaker 2: but somehow you still fix the entire event and pretend

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Speaker 2: you hated doing it.

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Speaker 1: How about you for Leo's us.

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Speaker 2: Leo's our holiday red flag is giving main character energy

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Speaker 2: at everyone else's holiday parties. We turn the gift exchange

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Speaker 2: into a performance, and we force people to compliment our

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Speaker 2: wrapping paper. We don't mean to steal the spotlight. It

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Speaker 2: just naturally leaps into our arms. It's not our fault.

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Speaker 1: All right, very good. If we did get your sign there,

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Speaker 1: I'll post it on our website right now at Johjnrich

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Speaker 1: dot com