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Speaker 3: Good afternoon, welcome, greetings to the program.

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Speaker 10: My name is Alan Cox. Thanks very much for being here.

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Speaker 10: I do appreciate it. Say how to Rob Anthony he's

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Speaker 10: here too.

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Speaker 3: What's up?

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 10: Jess is back in studio. GHI today's one of those days.

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Speaker 10: Completely randomly. I don't know if I answered an email

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Speaker 10: there was a link or something where I realized that

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Speaker 10: I never go on LinkedIn.

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Speaker 3: It's just not really relevant to my life.

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Speaker 10: I know for a lot of people it's kind of

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Speaker 10: like a low key dating site now, but for really,

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Speaker 10: for all intents and purposes of what we do here,

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Speaker 10: it doesn't really lend itself to that.

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Speaker 3: But I do have a profile, you know, I've made

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Speaker 3: many many years ago.

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Speaker 10: But I just never It's not on my to do

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Speaker 10: list when I'm doing kind of my online maintenance or

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Speaker 10: my social media rounds or anything like that, I just

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Speaker 10: never got to LinkedIn. So on the rare occasion that

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Speaker 10: I do, like this morning, you know, it's like Jess's

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Speaker 10: inbox on her phone right O.

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Speaker 11: Man, you.

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Speaker 3: Have two hundred messages, you know.

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Speaker 10: And obviously there's always people who want to connect with

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Speaker 10: me professionally because they think that maybe down the line

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Speaker 10: I can do something for them. But I'm like, I

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Speaker 10: don't know who you are, and he's certainly gonna do

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Speaker 10: anything for me. So but it's weird. So I'm never

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Speaker 10: ever on LinkedIn. And but now Rob, now that I

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Speaker 10: know that it's like that, now I am compelled. The

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Speaker 10: power of Christ compels me to get in there and

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Speaker 10: clean it up.

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Speaker 3: And who knows.

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Speaker 10: While I'm in there, Rob, maybe I'll learn a little

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Speaker 10: something about myself. Why'd you say, Oh, man, Jess, have

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Speaker 10: you cleaned up your inbox at all? Your email inbox?

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Speaker 10: You still have five figures of unread emails? Yeah, what's

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Speaker 10: the current count on my look? Would you like tech

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Speaker 10: messages or would you like missed phone call? Or dealer's choice.

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Speaker 10: I didn't realize who's missing that many phone calls? Although

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Speaker 10: ninety one, you've missed three hundred and ninety one phone calls. Yep,

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Speaker 10: I'm getting NonStop political spam. By the way, my phone

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Speaker 10: dings all day long and it's political spam. And somehow

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Speaker 10: I've ended up my information has gotten entangled with my

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Speaker 10: mother's information, and so I'll get political spam addressed to

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Speaker 10: my mom and hers is all like you know, maga.

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Speaker 3: Mine obviously is not. But I just delete all of them.

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Speaker 11: You know.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing.

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Speaker 10: If you ever get on, you ever donate even one

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Speaker 10: thin gilder to a candidate at any point, your name

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Speaker 10: is forever in every database and they hit you up consistently.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I gave blood one time, and they call me constantly,

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Speaker 4: And I've even call them to get me off their list.

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Speaker 3: And they still call me from different numbers.

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Speaker 10: Well, yeah, they try to spoof, like a local number

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Speaker 10: or something, and they try to fully even the blood

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Speaker 10: people are trying to fool you six years later, yup.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how terrible?

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Speaker 4: What an awful thing that they want you to save

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Speaker 4: a life by donating blood jests, I mean awful.

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Speaker 3: How dare they try to save all the lives of people?

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Speaker 3: Could you guys take me off your list? Please? But ma'am,

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Speaker 3: we're just trying to save people's lives. I gave blood

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Speaker 4: That's like, it's really good that you did that, and

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Speaker 3: I have an infant and I can barely take care

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Speaker 3: of Okay, all right, we'll take you off the list.

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Speaker 3: Then we got sure media and I thought he fell

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Speaker 4: If and see that's a perfect example. What if he

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Speaker 4: needed blood you could have helped him.

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Speaker 3: Well, I would have just gotten it from something I got.

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Speaker 3: That doesn't matter, alright, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: And every time they call it hi, this is vitalent

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Speaker 10: Well listen, Yes, you do realize that it is life

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Speaker 10: saving fluid, Jess, And with gas prices being what they are,

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Speaker 10: get ready to sell more plasma.

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Speaker 3: I don't have something to consider. I would give blood

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Speaker 3: over plasma. You don't like giving plasma. I've never done it,

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Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a nice cool liquid that goes into your

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Speaker 3: I think she's terrified by car wash.

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Speaker 4: You can you can visually hear my uh low fuel

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Speaker 4: alarm going off my jest tank Friday.

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Speaker 3: But I might not make it. You'll make it. I

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Speaker 3: might not, Jess.

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Speaker 10: Would you donate some blood to Rob to make sure

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Speaker 10: that his jest tank, like when when Jerry got some

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Speaker 3: him die. I don't blocked. I don't care blocked. Hey,

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Speaker 3: Chuck Norris died.

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Speaker 10: We were talking yesterday about how he had been taken

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Speaker 10: some medical emergency, and as timely as today's headlines. I

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Speaker 10: can't imagine anybody was surprised after our own entertainment Slash

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Speaker 10: sports splash Slash news reporter Rit Klattler broke that news

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Speaker 10: yesterday that at his home in Hawaii that Chuck Norris

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Speaker 10: surprised to find out that he did in fact pass

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Speaker 10: away his last you know, his real name was Carlos

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Speaker 10: Carlos Norris, another guy Rob China hide from Ice.

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Speaker 4: Wold Carlos Ray Norris, short for Carlos.

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Speaker 10: I think he just called himself to well, yeah, Carlos

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Speaker 10: would be Charles, right, is Carlos Charles?

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Speaker 10: Born in Oklahoma, but lived in Hawaii for many many

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Speaker 10: have black belts in karate and taekwon do and in

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Speaker 10: His last social media post was him saying, I don't age,

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Speaker 10: But you know, before there was Sylvester Stallone, and before

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and he wasn't a muscle dude. That's the thing.

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Speaker 10: Those guys we were brawn over brains, right, I mean

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Speaker 10: Stallone and Schwartzenegger. Chuck Norris though, was like like guys

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Speaker 10: later on, like Van Dam and Steven Seagal, they were

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Speaker 10: kind of cut more from the Chuck Norris cloth. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 10: But obviously he was very skilled. Anything back then that

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Speaker 10: But nevertheless, back in the day for gen xers, you

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Speaker 10: know movies like The Octagon, Remember the Octagon, Yeah, those

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Speaker 10: There was no subtext. There was a force of one

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Speaker 10: well they did like nine of those, guy damned it right,

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Speaker 10: So Chuck Norris, Yeah live And then of course down

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Speaker 10: the road he had a show called Walker Texas Ranger,

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Speaker 10: not least of which one of my favorite Conan O'Brien

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Speaker 10: and Cone would do a bit where he'd hit a

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Speaker 10: all the time with Haley Joel osmant remember that, But it's.

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Speaker 12: a crowd this is. So here it is the one

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Speaker 12: Walker clip we've never shown. Once you see it, you'll understand.

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Speaker 3: Why and how. You do a little farther fine, and

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Speaker 3: it's a little visitor now. I don't want you always

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Speaker 3: how you see it in Cherokey. Oh well, pardon my French,

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Speaker 10: Then of course Conan just stares into the camera and

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Speaker 10: a young Haley Joel Osman rob yep, And what a

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Speaker 10: testament to that young man's fortitude, where even though he

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Speaker 10: had aids. Just a few short years later he was

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Speaker 10: in a film called The Sixth Sense, where he played

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Speaker 10: opposite a dead Bruce Willis way before his time. But

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Speaker 10: Chuck Norris eighty six years old, died and he would

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Speaker 10: of course, I heard Sansbury talking about it too. I mean,

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Speaker 10: you know, cross generational appeal, to the degree that the

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Speaker 10: memes of Chuck now well were all the memes right,

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Speaker 10: they would just kind of flip the logica on something right.

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Speaker 4: They would just always have like a you know, punchline

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Speaker 4: in him every time. Yeah, time waits for no man

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Speaker 4: unless that man is Chuck Norris. That's right, Yeah, Chuck,

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Speaker 4: I was.

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Speaker 10: I don't somebody must have written Chuck Norris came for

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Speaker 10: the Grim Reaper and they left together or something like that.

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Speaker 10: You know, they would always flipped the script there on

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Speaker 10: Carlos Raymond Norris, but he was There was a film

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Speaker 3: Now. They are at opposite ends of the musical spectrum.

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Speaker 10: I'm with Jess. I will never donate blood again. They

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those dirty tattoo people. Yeah, all the time. Maybe

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Speaker 10: Maybe maybe they know something about your blood in particular

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Speaker 10: Maybe it could be along those lines, Right, they call

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Speaker 3: that was exactly. Uh huh, could you we're trying to

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Speaker 4: Okay, we get the point. Christ All right, Hey, fine,

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Speaker 4: good call. You next week from a different number, Alan,

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Speaker 4: did you know Superman wears Chuck Norris? Under Rus just

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Speaker 4: got a good one from Christy. Chuck Norris didn't die.

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Speaker 4: He just got bored of being undefeated on Earth.

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Speaker 10: He died in his sleeve because death knew not to

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Speaker 4: Actually, Chuck Norris has been dead for twenty years. It

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Speaker 10: Yep, I wonder who who did the very first one

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Speaker 4: One I can remember seeing. And this is going back forever.

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Speaker 4: I guarantee you've seen it fifty times. Massive traffic jam

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Speaker 10: Yeah, Alan, yesterday we were talking about Johnny Cash. What

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Speaker 3: Well, he loved that June Carter boy. He was running

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Speaker 10: He had like eight kids, and he met and his

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Now, I never saw it because I don't like Joaquin Phoenix,

443
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Speaker 3: not a huge fan of him either.

444
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 4: But it was the first time that I was able

445
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 4: to sort of dispel the fact that he didn't look

446
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 4: anything like the guy because he was so good in

447
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:10,439
Speaker 4: the role. Oh, he did a great job as the character.

448
00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 4: It's like that that kid from the Bear playing Bruce Springsteen.

449
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,119
Speaker 4: I can't see that movie because to me, it's just

450
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:18,159
Speaker 4: it's like if I was to go be like, hey, uh,

451
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 4: I don't know, let's I'm gonna go be the pope.

452
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,120
Speaker 4: I'm playing the pope in this movie because I looked

453
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 4: just like Pope Francis, you know, like right now you don't,

454
00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 4: now you don't. That's why I I but that one.

455
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 4: I walked the line. I thought he did a great

456
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 4: job as as Johnny Cash.

457
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 10: And Reese Witherspoon plays June carter Yep. Well you want

458
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 10: to talk about generous casting. Ah, listen, Uh, Linda Hunt

459
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Speaker 10: wasn't available. No, I haven't seen it, but again, I

460
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,639
Speaker 10: think it one oscars or something. Yeah, he was he

461
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 10: was great. He was really really great. Okay, Well, you

462
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,600
Speaker 10: address a guy in black and make him look sullen,

463
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,760
Speaker 10: you know, you can get the lines out. Yeah, but

464
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,680
Speaker 10: had a big Joaquin Phoenix guy.

465
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Speaker 4: I'm not either but he did. He did a very

466
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 4: very good job. All Right, I'll watch it, don't watch it.

467
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 4: I don't care if you do what you don't. I'm

468
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 4: just telling you it's good.

469
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Speaker 10: All right, God get watch it six o'clock this weekend.

470
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 10: You wish it was six o'clock. We haven't played the

471
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 10: finger Bang yet, Rob, Well, it doesn't come till five.

472
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 10: That's what I'm saying. It's definitely not six because we

473
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 10: haven't played the finger Bang yet. Yeah, Brian's finger Bang.

474
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Speaker 3: That is gross, Thank you, Marcel Alan.

475
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 10: The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot every year. Not anymore,

476
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:40,560
Speaker 10: not anymore. Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes

477
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Speaker 10: the earth down. That seems physically impossible. I don't want

478
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 10: to get I'm no geologist, and I'm certainly not Neil

479
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 10: deGrasse Tyson, but that seems very very unlikely that he

480
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 10: was pushing the earth down.

481
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Speaker 3: How many push ups can Chuck Norris do all of them? Yep?

482
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Speaker 10: Oh?

483
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Speaker 3: Is that really the Oh that's funny. That was a guess.

484
00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:08,880
Speaker 10: Oh boy, Hey, the Cavaliers lose to the Chicago Bulls

485
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 10: last night.

486
00:25:09,680 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 3: No, I was that was wishful thinking. The Calves win

487
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 3: over the Chicago Bulls.

488
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,560
Speaker 10: There was one fifteen to one ten, the Bulls losing

489
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Speaker 10: in front of a hometown crowd of Ghali probably at

490
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 10: least a couple hundred people, and the Calves avoid a

491
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 10: late game collapse.

492
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 3: So it was close. Donovan Mitchell didn't play right. Yes,

493
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,600
Speaker 3: Harden was in there.

494
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Speaker 10: I contusion, as in I comma contusion, like a book

495
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Speaker 10: written by a contusion like I Claudius.

496
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Speaker 3: Yes, I contusion. This is my story.

497
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Speaker 10: It's the first name of iHeartRadio. I Contusion, I contusion. Dave,

498
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 10: iHeartMedia took great umbrage with that. Sure, did the Calves

499
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:57,679
Speaker 10: have a clear path to the Eastern Conference Finals last night?

500
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Speaker 10: One fifteen to one ten will return and be back

501
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 10: to play the Magic on Tuesday Tomorrow night. They will

502
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 10: be in New Orleans, So Calves Pelicans tomorrow night.

503
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Speaker 3: I was listening.

504
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 10: I was here quite late last night doing some work

505
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 10: here in the studio, and so I was listening to

506
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,680
Speaker 10: Mike Snyder and listening to the Cavalier's broadcast here on

507
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 10: the buzzard. I didn't know that Max Strus was from Chicago.

508
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 10: I wasn't aware that he went into Paul University.

509
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,360
Speaker 4: I didn't know that they were talking about, Oh, it's

510
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 4: got to be fun for able to play against his

511
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Speaker 4: hotel team.

512
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Speaker 3: Poor Max Strus.

513
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Speaker 10: This is a dude who played two games for the

514
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Speaker 10: Bulls out of college and tore his ACL.

515
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's h that's great. No, you're like, that's all

516
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Speaker 3: I want to do. I play for my hometown team.

517
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Speaker 10: I think the Celtics grabbed him or something right and

518
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,520
Speaker 10: then passed him around and he ends up with the

519
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 10: Bulls and tears his ACL. He's from Hickory Hills, Illinois,

520
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 10: which is affluent adjacent, but I didn't know that until

521
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,479
Speaker 10: they were talking about it last night. It just goes

522
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 10: to show you rop what you can learn. It's not

523
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 10: only entertainment, it's also informative. Listening to the Cavs broadcast

524
00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:19,480
Speaker 10: on the FM flagship one hundred points of Well Umms.

525
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:23,240
Speaker 10: The more you know, the more you know, the more

526
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 10: you will learn things. And I guess also in Chicago.

527
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Speaker 10: I don't know where this happened, but this old rapper

528
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,679
Speaker 10: passed out in a harness. We've played these guys before.

529
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 10: They are Pete and Baz. These are two rappers from

530
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Speaker 10: England in their seventies who stumbled ass backwards into rap.

531
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Speaker 10: It's not like they've been doing it since the sixties.

532
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 10: You know, they don't predate the art form. They've only

533
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 10: been doing it for about ten years. But Pete and

534
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 10: Bas are like a big, big deal rob. I've talked

535
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 10: about this before. I'm not a huge rap guy, but

536
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 10: there are two forms of rap I love. I love

537
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,719
Speaker 10: drill rap and I love grime rap. Okay, those are

538
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,639
Speaker 10: the two I listened to when I listen, Okay, and

539
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:13,080
Speaker 10: that's kind of what these guys do now. I don't

540
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Speaker 10: know why Pete and Baz were apart. This was just

541
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Speaker 10: Pete Bowditche who passed out at this show, being suspended

542
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Speaker 10: in mid air. I don't know why they would hoist

543
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Speaker 10: a seventy two year old man up in a harness

544
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Speaker 10: above the crowd, but they did.

545
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Speaker 3: And he was rapping in front of.

546
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Speaker 10: A whole lot of people, and he was in a

547
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 10: you know, he was like living his pink fantasies or something,

548
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 10: and he's in a harness and he just goes out.

549
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Speaker 10: He's the shorter of the two, right with the beard,

550
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Speaker 10: I believe, so okay, and he got like a fedora

551
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 10: on or something like that. He's okay. He's convalescing with

552
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 10: the guy's seventy two years old. Here's a little Pete

553
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Speaker 10: and Baz for it.

554
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Speaker 4: Jetly bar writing for the watch in the neck chime

555
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 4: don't drinks on an animus takes a block of your neck.

556
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Speaker 3: Pine out for the wash she smiling.

557
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Speaker 17: Tell me.

558
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Speaker 10: Now, of course you don't know what the hell they're saying,

559
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 10: because they have those thick Cockney accents or whatever.

560
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 4: But trust me, it's fun. Something the soundtrack from a

561
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 4: Guy Richie show exactly.

562
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Speaker 3: It's I love it.

563
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 4: I think that those guys are way better than they

564
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 4: need to be for a couple of old English dudes.

565
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Speaker 10: And to be able to like like bounce lyrically like that.

566
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 10: By the way, you got to do that fast man.

567
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 10: So anyway, Pete Boditch passes out. He's suspended above the

568
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Speaker 10: stage and he just goes limp. Yeah, they try to

569
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Speaker 10: find the video here for you. You know, rob My

570
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 10: computers have been crashing in here all day long, so

571
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,800
Speaker 10: it's super fun come showtime.

572
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Speaker 3: I had one crash yesterday too. It's good. No listen,

573
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 3: it's fun. It is fun. Keeps me on my toes.

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Speaker 3: Here we go, man, he just passes.

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Speaker 10: Out, drops to Mike, the girls are still dancing underneath that.

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Speaker 3: He was right in it. I mean it was.

577
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Speaker 4: It wasn't like he even oh yeah. I wasn't like

578
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 4: he was right like someone hit stop, like that's just wow,

579
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Speaker 4: he just went out.

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Speaker 10: I have to assume a seventy two year old man

581
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Speaker 10: is going to have some kind of vaso vaguel response.

582
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 10: If you've got a harness, you know you're cutting off

583
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,320
Speaker 10: blood supply and a lot of nerves there when you

584
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 10: squeeze this old git into this horse harness. I want

585
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 10: to know so much more about this. To me, the

586
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 10: cherry on the Sunday is the passing out. But he's fine. Yeah,

587
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 10: but I want to know whose idea was. I couldn't

588
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Speaker 10: even find out what venue this was. They just said

589
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Speaker 10: old rapper passes out in Chicago. I didn't know because

590
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 10: the frame was so tight, I couldn't tell where they were.

591
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Speaker 10: Harness was to that harness was toy. That toy, but

592
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Speaker 10: drell rap grind.

593
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Speaker 3: I love it.

594
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 10: I lived drill rap kind of began in Chicago, but

595
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 10: that's not necessarily why I was just exposed to. I

596
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 10: lived I one of my apartments before I moved to Cleveland.

597
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 10: I lived next door to a gangster disciple house and

598
00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 10: they blasted it all day and rather than be angry

599
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 10: about it, Rob I kind of came to love it.

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Speaker 10: And the grime rap is more of like a British

601
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Speaker 10: eedm thing, but I love that too.

602
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Speaker 4: See, I'm a rap guy, and I didn't. I wouldn't

603
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Speaker 4: have been able to answer that question if you asked

604
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Speaker 4: me what style that is, I wouldn't have been able

605
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Speaker 4: to give you an example.

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Speaker 3: Well, they are deep kind of subgng. Yeah, I don't.

607
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:37,320
Speaker 10: And I listened to hip hop a lot, and you

608
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 10: listen to Stormsy and Dizzy Rascal, That's what I'm listening.

609
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 10: I do not Chief Keif and Little Dirk. I'm aware

610
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 10: of Chief Keef now are my favorites, but I do

611
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 10: know who he is. Well are the guys who kind

612
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 10: of kicked it off. I'm sort of still stuck.

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Speaker 3: Not stuck.

614
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 4: I have my favorite things, right, Like everybody knows, Zeppelin

615
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 4: is my favorite band, so I'll always returned to listening

616
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 4: to that for a month at a time. But like

617
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 4: for rap, I stay where where it all was for me,

618
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 4: Like NOAs is my favorite, Okay, wo tang is you

619
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 4: know like those dudes, that's where it all begins and

620
00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,520
Speaker 4: ends for me to Big Ice Cube, n w A.

621
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 4: All of those bands are where I sit. Rap wise,

622
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 4: I'll listen to newer stuff. I like some of the

623
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 4: stuff my kids will play, but I love that stuff.

624
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 4: I love listening to nos.

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Speaker 14: The Alan Cox Show on.

626
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Speaker 3: WMMS.

627
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Speaker 4: Our phone operators are standing by with their thumbs up

628
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Speaker 4: their asses waiting for you to call.

629
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Speaker 3: So cool call the Alan Cox Show.

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Speaker 5: Two one six, five seven eight one double oh seven

631
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Speaker 5: or one three four eight.

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Speaker 3: One double o seven. I mean, rob this should definitely

633
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 3: be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, right.

634
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 4: Based on some of the stuff that's in there. Yeah,

635
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,640
Speaker 4: in the in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Yeah,

636
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 4: New Edition should be in there, sure, right, Yeah. I

637
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 4: was looking at the leaderboard this morning. You know they

638
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 4: do the fan vote.

639
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 10: New Edition must be a campaigning hard because they're at

640
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 10: the top by like one hundred thousand votes. So this leaderboard,

641
00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 10: the fan vote, it's kind of a way to make

642
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 10: people feel like they're involved. What the person who gets

643
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 10: the most fan votes gets like an extra vote, yeah,

644
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 10: some extra consideration. But New Addition is at the very top,

645
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 10: so you got to think that there are a lot

646
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 10: of other bands. Iron Maiden isn't even in the top seven. Yeah,

647
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:10,040
Speaker 10: in this right because they're not telling their fans, and

648
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 10: I don't think their fans care either. They're firmly in

649
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:17,800
Speaker 10: the middle of the pack there. But New Addition is

650
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,720
Speaker 10: number one with about six hundred and fifty thousand fan votes,

651
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 10: about one hundred thousand ahead of Phil Collins, who is

652
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 10: number two. So I have a feeling that the pop

653
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:29,320
Speaker 10: artists because they are probably it's not like New Addition

654
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 10: is an active band.

655
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 3: Bobby Brown's still alive? Is he dead? Okay? Because he left.

656
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 10: I think he was the first one to split, and

657
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 10: then the other guys that do Bell, Biv Devou and

658
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Speaker 10: you know. But Bobby Brown started New Edition. He had

659
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 10: kind of try to do some hometown talent show. I

660
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 10: don't know why I thought these guys are from Philly.

661
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 10: They're from Boston.

662
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 3: Boston. Yeah, so you have to claim New Addition Yeah,

663
00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, I think they're fine. I just rock

664
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 3: Hall over all the others leading the fan vote.

665
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

666
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 10: I think it's funny that bands would like campaign for

667
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 10: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I mean yeah, Anyway,

668
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,840
Speaker 10: so the top vote getters thus far among the fans

669
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 10: New Edition, Phil Collins, Pink Luther vandros in Excess, Shah

670
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 10: Day and Billy Idol. I can't imagine these are the

671
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:26,320
Speaker 10: artists themselves doing this, so it's probably like their team

672
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 10: or their social media team or whatever.

673
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:30,320
Speaker 3: Who are you know?

674
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 10: It stands to reason that pop artists would probably be

675
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 10: more active through the social media machinery than like Iron Maiden,

676
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 10: for say.

677
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,360
Speaker 3: For instance, Oasis. Near the bottom of this Black Crows.

678
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 10: But listen, if these guys robbed don't get into the

679
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 10: rock and roll Hall of Fame, what are you gonna do?

680
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,839
Speaker 10: It sounds like the Chipmunks, for God's sake. But by

681
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 10: the way, remember when Johnny Gill. I don't know how

682
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,520
Speaker 10: well you remember Newold Is, but Bobby Brown split first

683
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 10: and somebody else left, and they brought in Johnny Gill,

684
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 10: who was not from Boston, but he would go on

685
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 10: to be pretty successful as a solo artist. His solos

686
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,759
Speaker 10: was better than anything these guys did. Remember rub you

687
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 10: the right way, Johnny Gill? Oh my god, better than

688
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 10: anything these guys. It's like the New Jack Swing, right.

689
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 10: Keith Sweat was on the scene. Come on, do you

690
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:34,879
Speaker 10: think that Johnny Gill gets in with new edition? If

691
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 10: they all get in.

692
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 3: I would imagine, right, I don't see why you'd take

693
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 3: him out of it.

694
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:42,440
Speaker 10: I'm sensing a lack of urgency on the part of

695
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 10: the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominating Committee. I

696
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 10: do like the description of rub You the Right Way

697
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 10: if you look into Johnny Gill's CV they described the song.

698
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:59,440
Speaker 10: According to Billboard magazine, the song is about sex, no

699
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:04,239
Speaker 10: more specifically a man who offers his hands wisely during

700
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 10: a night.

701
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 3: Of loven interesting, wisely, wisely.

702
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 10: I don't think AI was around in nineteen ninety, but

703
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 10: it certainly reads like a I wrote it.

704
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:16,879
Speaker 3: Now.

705
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 10: That song was number one in nineteen ninety, and I

706
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 10: have a feeling it probably wouldn't have been as big

707
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 10: if it had been called man who offers to use

708
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 10: his hands wisely during a night eleven well the way back, Yeah, yeah,

709
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 10: offered to use his hands wisely during a night of loving.

710
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 4: Way better said that that beats still great, though, Man,

711
00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,560
Speaker 4: you could almost put anything on it that that.

712
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,800
Speaker 3: Right, there was a club and now these were girls

713
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 3: that was dating.

714
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 10: On the rare occasion that I got to date somebody

715
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 10: who wanted to like go out and be seen with

716
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 10: me in public. In college in the late ays early nineties,

717
00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 10: one of the big clubs playing that kind of stuff

718
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 10: was called Shelter. There was Shelter, There was China clubs.

719
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 10: Places you'd stand outside, I'm the white guy in line,

720
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 10: but you got inside and they're playing all.

721
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 3: That kind of new jack swing stuff. It was so good,

722
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 3: so good.

723
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 10: Didn't last long because Pooky was eating the crack rock.

724
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,600
Speaker 10: But yeah, if Johnny Gill gets in with new addition anyway,

725
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 10: I thought it was very very strange that fan vote

726
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 10: can go a variety of ways. You know, you're gonna

727
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 10: have some diehard fans, you know, but new addition, I mean,

728
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 10: they're not even a thing anymore.

729
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 3: Well apparently they are.

730
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 10: I don't even know if all those guys are still alive,

731
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 10: because Bobby Brown went off to do his own thing,

732
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 10: and by his own thing, I mean crack yeah, Whitney.

733
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:54,720
Speaker 3: Killing Whitney Houston.

734
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 10: And then the other guys were Bell BIV Devo, and

735
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 10: then was Johnny Gill doing a solo thing. I must

736
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 10: have I must be thinking of, like are boys to

737
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:06,919
Speaker 10: men from Philadelphia?

738
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 3: They are okay? Hence Motown Philly. There you go.

739
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 10: That's what I was thinking. I didn't realize new addition

740
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 10: was from Boston. Oh yeah, I do it kill a.

741
00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 3: So they were when you were They were a big

742
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,839
Speaker 3: deal in Boston. Were a big deal. Yeah, Bobby Brown

743
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 3: was a big, big deal.

744
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 10: Showed you that video of Pete Bodich, that one half

745
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 10: of that geriatric rap duo Pete and Bass who passed out.

746
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 10: He was up in a harness there in Chicago's okay,

747
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 10: but but those guys are pretty legit. They've only been

748
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 10: doing it for about ten years. Imagine getting into the

749
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 10: rap game in your early sixties, maybe when it's all

750
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 10: over for me in the radio show biz game, Rob,

751
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 10: That's what I'll do. I'll get into the grime rap

752
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 10: game and I'll I'll put myself up in a harness.

753
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:55,640
Speaker 3: I don't hate it.

754
00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 4: I could be the hype I could be like I

755
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 4: could be your hype man, like Jerome from the time,

756
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 4: follow you around and be like, hey man, you need

757
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 4: the brush.

758
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 3: Throw a cape on me, right?

759
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 17: Yeah?

760
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 3: The mirror? What well? I think about I think about Pink.

761
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 10: You know, when you think about somebody who is a

762
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 10: dynamic performer, you might not be the biggest fan of

763
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 10: her music. But she's nominated for Induction into the Rock

764
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 10: Hall there too, and she has wisely kept herself in

765
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 10: the news in the wake of that nomination. Now, less

766
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:31,240
Speaker 10: cynical people and by that I mean less media savvy

767
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,799
Speaker 10: people will think that that's all coincidence, but of course.

768
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 3: It's not coincidence.

769
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 10: So the story breaks that she and her husband are

770
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 10: going to be splitting again, and that circulates for a

771
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 10: couple of days, and then she forcefully comes out and

772
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:52,640
Speaker 10: says that's not true, fake news. Oh, hell nah, hell nah.

773
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 10: And they've announced that she's going to do a Las

774
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 10: Vegas residency and that she will make history, Rob the

775
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:09,879
Speaker 10: first female pop artist to ever headline the Sphere. Nice

776
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 10: a multi million dollar Sphere residency. Now we're going we're

777
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 10: going to see Metallica there in the fall, and I

778
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,800
Speaker 10: have to imagine Rob that there's going to be a

779
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 10: Metallica and Pink collab.

780
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:25,520
Speaker 3: Oh.

781
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 10: Yeah, they already did it with Gagaga, didn't they. Yeah,

782
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 10: didn't Metallica and gagd do something?

783
00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 3: I think so I don't.

784
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 4: I would be very surprised if Pink shows up during

785
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,360
Speaker 4: Metallica at the Sphere Lady Gaga.

786
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 10: You mean because she wouldn't want to draw attention away

787
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 10: from her own situation.

788
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 4: Well, I think yeah, but she also wouldn't want to, like,

789
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:50,759
Speaker 4: I mean, take any attention away from the headliner.

790
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 3: You know she's a big deal.

791
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 10: Well but you know, listen, she's an incredible live performer

792
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 10: and when they string her up there the sphere and

793
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 10: she's jumping around, hopefully things go better for her than

794
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:05,359
Speaker 10: they did.

795
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 3: For Pete Bodage. I have some breaking ish news here

796
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 3: is this courtesy of our entertainment reporter Rit Clattland. Is okay.

797
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 4: Yes, Number twelve seed Akron falls to number five seed

798
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 4: Texas Tech in the NCAA Tournament. Ninety one seventy one

799
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 4: is the final as Texas Tech advances to the second round.

800
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 4: Akron had a hell of a heck of a season.

801
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 4: It was wonderful to see them play ball and was

802
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 4: an honor to report on them in their final game.

803
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 4: Well done, Zips, Thank you, Rit Clattland, all the Zips

804
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 4: and Chuck Norris died.

805
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 3: I'm Rick clatt.

806
00:42:55,960 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was reading with bet TCU. Ohio State game

807
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 10: was like the Bracketbusters Round one. Yeah, it just destroyed

808
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 10: half of all of the March Madness Brackett.

809
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 3: I think the other half was high Point. High Point

810
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,240
Speaker 3: beaten Wisconsin. That was huge.

811
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 4: That one, I think smoked a lot of people. There's

812
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,399
Speaker 4: been quite a few. I mean there's I mean again

813
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 4: not as big, but there's been quite a few that

814
00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 4: were destroying. I think they say it was like a

815
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:29,280
Speaker 4: one in some odd trillion odds of hitting a perfect bracket.

816
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 10: Sure, Texas Christian University's upset of Ohio State took out

817
00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 10: millions day ends with more than ninety nine percent of

818
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 10: brackets dead.

819
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 3: Because of that one game, round one, one game, only.

820
00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 10: Fourteen thousand flawless entries remain out of more than thirty

821
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 10: six million brackets submitted across all the major betting platforms.

822
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 3: The carnage started immediately, is what this article says.

823
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 4: Off of all brackets died with the opening game when

824
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:09,759
Speaker 4: TCU beat Ohio State, High Point over Wisconsin, VCU over

825
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 4: North Carolina, the Aggies over Saint Mary's and Texas over BYU,

826
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 4: there was a couple that were way closer than they

827
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 4: should have been to like Cena hunt.

828
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:23,960
Speaker 3: You can see game.

829
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:31,319
Speaker 10: Yeah, so yeah, March Madness continues, explains why you're seeing

830
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 10: more and more screaming bros at your favorite watering hole.

831
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 10: Over the next couple of weeks. Allen New Edition is

832
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 10: on tour now. I just saw them a few weeks ago.

833
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 10: They are the original boy band.

834
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 3: Oh God for you.

835
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 4: They played Columbus. They were with boys to men. It

836
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 4: was like that whole night that there was there was

837
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:57,160
Speaker 4: another There was a female artist on it too. Friends

838
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:57,680
Speaker 4: of ours went.

839
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 3: Didn't new addition just play the Rocket is he said?

840
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 3: They just played the Rocket Arena?

841
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 4: Yes, but they were in Columbus as well. Yeah, that's

842
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 4: the show that she went to. I guess I didn't

843
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 4: know that they played Rocket Arena. I thought it was

844
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:13,800
Speaker 4: just Columbus.

845
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 3: I guess I didn't either. Alan, don't forget about LSG.

846
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 3: All right.

847
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 10: It was Lavert, Keith Sweat and Johnny Gill. Okay, LSG,

848
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 10: I forgot about them. Lavert, Sweat, Gil They were all

849
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,319
Speaker 10: in like shiny black leather.

850
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 3: What was Keith Sweat's big song? I want to Know?

851
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 3: That's it? And Twisted Love Keith Sweat Are you kidding me?

852
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 3: I want to love you?

853
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 18: The song?

854
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 3: I was thinking, oh no about it? Nobody baby hells.

855
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, that was a great year. Man, it was Mark Morrison,

856
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 10: Return of the Mac It was Nobody.

857
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, wow, so good.

858
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 4: Keith Sweat this yeah, yup. How many editions of Boner

859
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:18,080
Speaker 4: Jams I had this one? Yep, one through forty six

860
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 4: Burke CDs. Hey, you can take this home with the

861
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 4: little consolation prize you were giving out the Derek Jeter

862
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,399
Speaker 4: wicker basket. Weren't you just a copy of the CD

863
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 4: Boner Jams. Yeah, sorry, you didn't get to the top

864
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 4: of the mountain.

865
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 3: Take a CD with you. There you go.

866
00:46:34,680 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 10: Here's Boomerang on VHS featuring all the great heads you

867
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 10: you and your hammer toes. Walk the hell on out

868
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,720
Speaker 10: of here. You shave that Bunyon off next.

869
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 3: Chance you get. Thanks for coming by, no man anyway, Yeah,

870
00:46:56,520 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 3: woof LeVert, Keith Sweat and Johnny Gill. Yeah, but we

871
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 3: hs take a copy with you.

872
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

873
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: Here, you gotta take a copy with you. Snag these

874
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 4: out of the price close at the radio station.

875
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:16,280
Speaker 10: Gerald Leavert by the way from Cleveland, Ohio, the Lavert

876
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 10: family or Canton I think maybe, or the area northeast Ohio.

877
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 3: Thanks, we had the ballplayer that was part of that family.

878
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 7: Yeah.

879
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 10: Last year, Yes, it was Boys to Men new edition

880
00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:31,839
Speaker 10: and Tony Braxton at the Rock. Now has she ever

881
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 10: managed to have her heart unbroken? Probably not Tony Braxton.

882
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 10: Once it's broken to that level. All right, Well, I'm

883
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 10: hip to their family values. But uh, other than that,

884
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 10: Johnny Gill touring with new addition, So what do you

885
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 10: go out and do your own solo thing and then

886
00:47:47,520 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 10: the band you left goes up and starts playing stuff

887
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 10: And you know, I guess Boys to Men my first concert.

888
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 3: Oh that's right.

889
00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:00,799
Speaker 10: You tell Jordan ironic because you were probably a boy

890
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 10: becoming a man.

891
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I was what I was, probably in

892
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,880
Speaker 3: that fourteen fifteen range, somewhere in there thirteen maybe Montel

893
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,640
Speaker 3: Jordan was this is how we do. This is how

894
00:48:10,719 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 3: we do it.

895
00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 10: Yeah, yep, although he never defined what this was, so

896
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,839
Speaker 10: I saw he really left that open ended.

897
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:17,120
Speaker 16: Right.

898
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 10: He tells you what day of the week it is, Yes,

899
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 10: Friday night, so we're hours away from that, and how

900
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 10: he's feeling.

901
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 3: It tells you how he's feeling.

902
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 5: Yep.

903
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,239
Speaker 3: It does a whole song. This is how we do

904
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 3: It never defines what that is.

905
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,759
Speaker 10: And it was really genius in its simplicity because it's

906
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 10: been used for so many commercial applications because it never

907
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 10: got bogged down in what this was.

908
00:48:39,719 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 3: Yep. If he was like, this is a car, then

909
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 3: it's only in car commercials, this is Margarine, and it's

910
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 3: this referred to.

911
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 4: I believe everything that made Montel Montel, the life of

912
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:58,880
Speaker 4: Montel was this the truck.

913
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:02,000
Speaker 10: But he had no follow up, Like he didn't what

914
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:03,960
Speaker 10: the hell does a Montel Jordan do when he goes

915
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 10: out and play songs?

916
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 3: He had a bunch of stuff. What he had a

917
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:08,240
Speaker 3: bunch of stuff?

918
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 7: He did?

919
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:12,399
Speaker 3: He played for like forty five minutes. Yeah, he back.

920
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 10: Are you thinking of Michael Jordan because he was a

921
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 10: basketball player? Oh, I'm I just typed up Montel Jordan.

922
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 10: It's four different versions of this is how we do

923
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:24,560
Speaker 10: It was a whole different versions. Oh, same song. But

924
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 10: it's like when bands talk about early in their bar days,

925
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 10: they would open and close their show and like their

926
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:30,439
Speaker 10: one big song.

927
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 3: He's just doing different versions of the same song. No,

928
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,120
Speaker 3: he what was the get it on tonight? I think

929
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:36,400
Speaker 3: was this?

930
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 4: No, nobody knows that song. I think that dope do

931
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 4: not a single person? Well I knew so there Okay.

932
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:50,719
Speaker 4: President of the Montel Doushawn Jordan fan club. Tell douchewan

933
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 4: you're an m D Jay or yeah wow from the

934
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 4: way back?

935
00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 3: How dare you? Alan has Rob feel about too short? U?

936
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,560
Speaker 3: I'm too short? My brother listened to too Short for

937
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 3: a hot minute when he was getting into rap. What

938
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,919
Speaker 3: was the there was? What was their big song?

939
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 10: No?

940
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 3: The guy too short? The rapper? Well, I always thought

941
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: it was a thought. It was a group.

942
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 17: What that guy?

943
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 3: No, this is one guy I know you came. Yeah,

944
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 3: only too short?

945
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,160
Speaker 4: And this was probably a little beyond when I this

946
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 4: is when I stopped carrying.

947
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:26,799
Speaker 3: I think probably the cock show on.

948
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 17: One of it.

949
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 9: We now returned to something barely worth your time, already

950
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 9: in progress.

951
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 3: The whole thing is pointless. The Alan Cox Show on

952
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 3: one hundred points M M S.

953
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 4: Guy and the guy.

954
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 3: Got killed slush from New York and New Jersey. It's

955
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 3: my go to karaoke song.

956
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 17: Rob.

957
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 10: I don't want to beat a dead horse or beat

958
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 10: alive Macock, but punch the monkey is back in the

959
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:31,560
Speaker 10: news again. Remember punched the monkey over there in the

960
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,360
Speaker 10: Japanese zoo. Who punched the monkey?

961
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 3: I don't know who that is. Punched the monkey?

962
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 10: Was that little maccock baby The monkey that they was

963
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,120
Speaker 10: went viral because it was dragging around a little stuff

964
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 10: chimpanzee or rangutan or something. He's got himself a girl friend, Rob, gay,

965
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:54,919
Speaker 10: Did you say he's not gay?

966
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:59,440
Speaker 3: Why did you think he was gay? You never know, No,

967
00:51:59,560 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 3: you never do. Just at that.

968
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 10: Wait, a monkey that's small and cute must be gay.

969
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 10: He's a little Simian twink. He's carrying around a stuffed animal.

970
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 10: Punch has found a Punch has found a girlfriend named

971
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 10: Mo and they are inseparable.

972
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:19,040
Speaker 3: You can see.

973
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 10: I'll show you some video in the live stream if

974
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 10: you're watching. They're kissing on each other and engaging in

975
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,760
Speaker 10: all kinds of public displays of really getting.

976
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 3: It on there, Rob, look at that. They can monkeys.

977
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,279
Speaker 4: Yes, they cannot keep their hands off of each other.

978
00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:37,680
Speaker 4: Enjoy your single life. This is why I didn't hang

979
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,160
Speaker 4: out with you guys in the first place. I was

980
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 4: waiting on chicks.

981
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:45,439
Speaker 10: They were engaging in all kinds of stuff right there.

982
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 10: And so this is all part of how it is

983
00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 10: apparently acclimating itself to this community. His mother abandoned him,

984
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 10: which is why he went viral in the first place.

985
00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 10: Because as the people there at the zoo had given

986
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 10: him a little orangutan, but uh, he now enjoys every

987
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 10: moment of life Rob with his friends and family. Moe

988
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,439
Speaker 10: is a little older than Punch, so even he even

989
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,760
Speaker 10: monkeys are into MILFs.

990
00:53:17,040 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and uh, mommy issues. And I was gonna

991
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 3: say mommy issues and good call.

992
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 10: But Punch the Monkey is back in the news because

993
00:53:27,200 --> 00:53:30,239
Speaker 10: he's got himself an older girlfriend. And uh, you know,

994
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 10: by the way, let this be a lesson to the

995
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 10: legion of in cell dorks that this nation has spawned.

996
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 10: By the way, it's not a woman's fault if you

997
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 10: have no personality. You know, once you get some game,

998
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 10: you'll be good to go. Look at Punch the Monkey.

999
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:56,680
Speaker 10: He's working on his fitness fitness what to quote, Fergie fitness,

1000
00:53:56,719 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 10: other monkey.

1001
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,360
Speaker 3: Rob fitness, little monkey thing monkey.

1002
00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 10: Right, So you know, start stop jerking off to Andrew

1003
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 10: Tait and Matt wallsh and meet some people, talk.

1004
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 3: To some girls.

1005
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:11,320
Speaker 10: It works for Punch, it could work for you. Absolutely.

1006
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:16,439
Speaker 10: You could be the next ma Coq that really gets

1007
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,560
Speaker 10: some attacks. Right, I got a female in the is

1008
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 10: Rick Klattler back. This has been such a huge day

1009
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,120
Speaker 10: for Rick Klattler. I'm so excited for.

1010
00:54:30,840 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 3: Punch the monkey is not gay. That's it. I'm Rick

1011
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 3: Klattler from the Alan Coxshell. Thank you not gay? Oh good.

1012
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:47,760
Speaker 4: I probably had to get that out there for everybody

1013
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 4: else that was huh, yeah, I know I was. Jes

1014
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 4: mentioned it.

1015
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 5: It was just.

1016
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 3: Critical.

1017
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,440
Speaker 10: Why just why did you default to thinking that he

1018
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:01,480
Speaker 10: might be a try to the male monkeys because you

1019
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 10: never know, well you never do know, But why would

1020
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 10: you default to that because it looks a little gay?

1021
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 10: Looks a little gay. Now we're getting that's right. Address

1022
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 10: your letters to Jessica Ann Hudginson six to six eight

1023
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 10: euclid care of the Alan Cox Show.

1024
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 4: That's Cleveland, Ohio. Sweet one hundred four four one one three.

1025
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 4: I'll reply to every single one as well.

1026
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 3: You should. Okay, well let's follow this through. Then, what

1027
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:32,759
Speaker 3: what's that sirt?

1028
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 5: You?

1029
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 3: Homo sexual? Now he is addressing me, jess to'll let

1030
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 3: him throw you off an the monkey.

1031
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 10: No, I could see being surprised by a story that says,

1032
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,280
Speaker 10: turns out Punch likes the male monkeys.

1033
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:47,520
Speaker 16: Right.

1034
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 10: I could see being surprised by that because I think

1035
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 10: for a lot of people, your brain would default to

1036
00:55:52,520 --> 00:55:57,759
Speaker 10: heterosexual right, homosexuality obviously exists in nature. There are all

1037
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 10: kinds of Jesus freaks who think that humans are the

1038
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 10: only engage in this.

1039
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 3: We are not.

1040
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:06,680
Speaker 10: It is very very well represented in nature. However, I

1041
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 10: don't know that that's where most people's brains start.

1042
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:10,600
Speaker 3: Is it?

1043
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 10: Because he was carrying that little stuff thing around because

1044
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,840
Speaker 10: it was given to him. He didn't request that, he

1045
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 10: didn't escape and going to the gift shop and grab that.

1046
00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 3: Do you guys have something a little smaller please? I

1047
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:31,000
Speaker 3: can't believe that monkey's not gay? What archie, Well, it's no.

1048
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,960
Speaker 1: Longer high in shadows giving secret signals of recognition to

1049
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:39,320
Speaker 1: each other, but rather they have joined together into groups

1050
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:43,720
Speaker 1: or clubs in an attempt to seek freedom and acceptability

1051
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,839
Speaker 1: for their type of sexual internation.

1052
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 3: One never knows when the homosexual monkey is about. Mm hmm.

1053
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 3: Imagine we start this rumor and everyone thinks that he's gay.

1054
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody will think that.

1055
00:56:57,200 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 4: I really really don't think anybody will think that.

1056
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 10: You say saying that we have the kind of influence

1057
00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 10: that could begin a rumor that a Japanese monkey is gay, especially.

1058
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,719
Speaker 4: When right now I want to put this to the test,

1059
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 4: and every other news outlet is reporting that he has

1060
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:13,920
Speaker 4: a girlfriend.

1061
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 3: We're going to be the ones that change everyone's mind,

1062
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:20,280
Speaker 3: it says, no, not a gay. Now here's the confusion. Though.

1063
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 10: The girlfriend's name is Mo and Moe, which traditionally you know,

1064
00:57:24,960 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 10: like if you I dated a girl named Melissa back

1065
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,280
Speaker 10: in the day who went by Mo okay nickname thing,

1066
00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 10: but Mo. At least a lot of guys would associate

1067
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 10: with another dude, the Three Stooges, perhaps, Rob.

1068
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 3: Right, trust me, gay is in, Gay is hot? I

1069
00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:46,560
Speaker 3: want some gay gay. It's going to be gay.

1070
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 10: It's going to be so punch. The monkey has a girl,

1071
00:57:51,280 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 10: allegedly allegedly has a girl. It's the Japanese lying to

1072
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:57,439
Speaker 10: us again.

1073
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 3: Uh huh. Why didn't they tell us about Pearl Harbor?

1074
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 3: Oh boy? AnyWho?

1075
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 10: So there's a woman also one of our bureau chiefs

1076
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 10: in Wilmington down there in the Carolinas who listens on

1077
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 10: the iHeartRadio app and thank you for doing that if

1078
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 10: you're out of state. This is a woman who was

1079
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:21,120
Speaker 10: practicing for training for a marathon and she was attacked

1080
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 10: by an otter. No, no, I'm sorry. She was cheering

1081
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:31,040
Speaker 10: on her friends who were running a marathon. And an

1082
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 10: otter attacked her. They're in Wilmington and she's on the

1083
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 10: verge of tears. Rob she had to get six rabies shots.

1084
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 10: Now that is no small thing, right. Rabies is one

1085
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:45,520
Speaker 10: of the only things on the planet that has a

1086
00:58:45,640 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 10: one hundred percent fatality rate if it's not treated. If

1087
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 10: you have rabies, once you show symptoms, you're done.

1088
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 3: Yep.

1089
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:56,160
Speaker 10: Now it's fully treatable if you get it before that.

1090
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 10: And I think most people are aware, they're like just preventative.

1091
00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 10: They would go get a shit if an animal bit them.

1092
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 10: But perhaps if you were someone not of sound mind

1093
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 10: and body, didn't have anybody looking after.

1094
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 3: You, rabies will kill you.

1095
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 10: And so she was nervous and not just a little

1096
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,080
Speaker 10: bit surprised because you know, people think otters are so cute.

1097
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,960
Speaker 19: Oison claimed she was attacked by an otter and Carrie

1098
00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 19: Aaron Hugston says. This happens Sunday while she was watching

1099
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,560
Speaker 19: her friends run a marathon. Hoxton says that she was

1100
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,000
Speaker 19: on the side of a trail for her friends to

1101
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 19: come through when she heard rustling behind her. She says

1102
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,400
Speaker 19: all that she saw was a big black animal, so

1103
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 19: she ran. She said after being scraped up from a fall.

1104
00:59:36,520 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 19: She looked down and saw a bite on her ankle.

1105
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 19: One of the runners who saw this happen told her

1106
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 19: it was an otter.

1107
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 10: This woman is cheering her friends on, okay, so she

1108
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 10: couldn't be bothered to run the marathon with them. Maybe

1109
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:50,800
Speaker 10: she has a condition. What do I know, I'm spit on.

1110
00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:55,160
Speaker 10: Then when she attempts to run, she falls. Maybe it's

1111
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,680
Speaker 10: better that she's not up there with them. Maybe it's

1112
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:02,560
Speaker 10: better that she's on the sidelines. Cheering woman claims she

1113
01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 10: was attacked by otter and then they show you video

1114
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 10: of the otter. Why are they making it sound like

1115
01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,200
Speaker 10: she's lying? Why are they.

1116
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,080
Speaker 3: Because otters are so damn cute it requires proof. How

1117
01:00:13,200 --> 01:00:17,000
Speaker 3: was gonna say? Why are they so skeptical about her story?

1118
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:22,480
Speaker 3: They're covering it. Look at that phase, here's no way

1119
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:24,720
Speaker 3: he bit that woman. You didn't but her did? You

1120
01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 3: mute kissed her right on the lips.

1121
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:28,360
Speaker 7: Right.

1122
01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:34,479
Speaker 2: Everybody was like, wow, it's we thought they were nice,

1123
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 2: and we thought they were cute, and I don't know,

1124
01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 2: I don't see anything cute about otters, but especially now,

1125
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:41,880
Speaker 2: it was big.

1126
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,920
Speaker 10: It's like that big dare you well that's a very

1127
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 10: nice house. They get her on her couch and like

1128
01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 10: her kitchen as a couch. Yeah, it's like a pottery

1129
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 10: barn house there in the Carolinas.

1130
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:54,200
Speaker 19: A cute with sharp teeth? Who knew otters were in

1131
01:00:54,320 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 19: carried anyway? Hauxston says she had to get six raby

1132
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,400
Speaker 19: shots after this happened and has to continue to go

1133
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,880
Speaker 19: back from or, costing her thousands of dollars, But she's

1134
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 19: glad that it wasn't worse.

1135
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:08,240
Speaker 10: What a weird bit of editorializing on his part. He's like,

1136
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:13,880
Speaker 10: who knew otters were in carry anyway? Six rabies shots? Well,

1137
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 10: good for her, because, like I said, listen, otter attacks

1138
01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:23,080
Speaker 10: are rare, and they will tell you otters usually don't

1139
01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 10: attack people unless they're provoked. But the I'll let you

1140
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 10: in on a little thing here, Rob, I think the

1141
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:33,880
Speaker 10: mere fact that this woman was near a marathon could

1142
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 10: be considered provocation to an otter, because, as you know,

1143
01:01:39,280 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 10: otters are very anti marathon. That's true, they're famously sedentary animals.

1144
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 10: When do you see otters always lying on their.

1145
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 4: Backs, laying in the water being cute, holding hands, playing

1146
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:54,800
Speaker 4: in puddles is being cute?

1147
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, tails flipping around.

1148
01:01:57,600 --> 01:01:59,840
Speaker 10: Now there's a bunch of people exerting themselves and this

1149
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,800
Speaker 10: otter has all he could take and he can't take

1150
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:03,280
Speaker 10: no more.

1151
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,280
Speaker 3: I draw the line at five.

1152
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:10,080
Speaker 10: K's you going down, bitch. It's why humans are so

1153
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:12,800
Speaker 10: fond of them. It's not because they're cute, it's because

1154
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 10: they admire them. They go, oh, I'd love to lay

1155
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,320
Speaker 10: on my back all day long.

1156
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:18,240
Speaker 3: Now.

1157
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 10: There are fifty nine thousand rabies deaths every year. Still

1158
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 10: a lot tens of thousands of people die from untreated

1159
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:31,520
Speaker 10: rabies because once you start showing symptoms symptoms, it's curtains

1160
01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:36,320
Speaker 10: one hundred percent fatal once the symptoms appear, but completely

1161
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:37,120
Speaker 10: treatable before.

1162
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 4: Is there a cuter animal than an otter, a ferrot

1163
01:02:40,280 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 4: naked more? But they're like the dicks of the animal

1164
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 4: kingdom too.

1165
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,800
Speaker 3: You think of ferret's cutter than an otter? Yeah, I

1166
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 3: think so. It's I mean, they're they're fine, but they stay.

1167
01:02:49,040 --> 01:02:50,640
Speaker 10: I would never want one as a pet, But I

1168
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 10: would never want an otter as a pet either. I

1169
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 10: that's what we were talking about. Esthetic cuteness. Yeah, ferret otter,

1170
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 10: a mink naked is only on your list Jess, you

1171
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 10: love the naked mole rat.

1172
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 3: I think the otter is the cutest animal ever. I

1173
01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 3: think it has to be. And then you watch it

1174
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:11,400
Speaker 3: do things. They used to have them on display at

1175
01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 3: the Providence Zoo, these little things. You ever see the

1176
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 3: video of the otter ripping the little child into the water.

1177
01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 10: It sounds vaguely familiar. Rob, I'm gonna show you a

1178
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:26,680
Speaker 10: picture of what is arguably the cutest animal on the planet,

1179
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 10: the Fennic fox. Huge wingspan, ears, tiny, little katy eyes, cute,

1180
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 10: Cuter than a ferret, cuterer than an otter.

1181
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 3: I think I'm still going otter all right, and not

1182
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:42,479
Speaker 3: and not just on appearance. The otters watching watching him play,

1183
01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 3: They just want to chill.

1184
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 10: What about the African pigmy hedgehog otherwise known as the

1185
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:52,880
Speaker 10: ron Jeremy? How about the Siberian flying squirrel?

1186
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:53,280
Speaker 3: See?

1187
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:55,480
Speaker 4: Is that now the question again? I'm a little delayed

1188
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:58,000
Speaker 4: on the YouTube stream here. So is that fox the

1189
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 4: cutest animal? Because it's a baby. You're looking at these

1190
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,360
Speaker 4: gigantic ears. Its face doesn't fit yet, you're not looking

1191
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 4: at it fully grown?

1192
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,440
Speaker 3: Well that is a full grown finis? Oh it is? Yes?

1193
01:04:07,640 --> 01:04:11,560
Speaker 4: Okay, that looks like a baby, very small. Never mind,

1194
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 4: then that probably is the cutest animal on the planet.

1195
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,520
Speaker 4: What about the African bush baby?

1196
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,560
Speaker 3: What does that thing look like fully grown?

1197
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:29,280
Speaker 4: I mean again, they're very small and so hey, Josh Alan,

1198
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 4: how are you Josh in Streetsborough?

1199
01:04:31,960 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 3: What's going on? Hey?

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01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 20: I heard you talking about the woman who was bet

1201
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 20: by an otter And well, I actually have a I

1202
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 20: have a raby story of my own.

1203
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:43,880
Speaker 15: Oh.

1204
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 20: Yes, So I actually tried to save a raccoon when

1205
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:53,360
Speaker 20: I was younger. It had a peanut butter jar stuck

1206
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:57,840
Speaker 20: on its head. It was walking around our neighborhood and

1207
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,600
Speaker 20: we pulled the peanut butter jar off and it actually

1208
01:05:00,680 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 20: did end up biting me, requiring me to get some

1209
01:05:03,760 --> 01:05:07,720
Speaker 20: raby shots. And I will say, it is nothing that

1210
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 20: anybody should be excited about.

1211
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:12,520
Speaker 3: No good deed goes unpunished. Josh. I think that's the

1212
01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,760
Speaker 3: moral of that story. It is.

1213
01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 20: What they told me too, is they're like, hey, if

1214
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 20: you would have caught the raccoon, we could have cut

1215
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,400
Speaker 20: its head off and determined if it had rabies or not.

1216
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,440
Speaker 10: Is it like ct they got to look in the

1217
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 10: brain like a dead football player or how do they

1218
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 10: figure that out.

1219
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:27,520
Speaker 3: I think so.

1220
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, I think they have to, isn't it. It's

1221
01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:32,320
Speaker 4: something about having to get them. You have to cut

1222
01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 4: the head off when they're a lot Like, there's something

1223
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:37,240
Speaker 4: about it that if they're already dead, it doesn't tell

1224
01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,520
Speaker 4: you what you need to know about it.

1225
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 10: Is that what they do with Junior say out exactly?

1226
01:05:40,720 --> 01:05:45,960
Speaker 10: Oh yes, yeah, took care of that. Okay, but you

1227
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 10: you clearly live to tell the story.

1228
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:50,800
Speaker 3: Josh. Yeah. They gave them the option.

1229
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:52,880
Speaker 20: They're like, well, you could wait, but it sits dormant

1230
01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:55,520
Speaker 20: in your body, and if you see symptoms, obviously it's

1231
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,200
Speaker 20: fatal once you see symptoms, So they're like, best get

1232
01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 20: the shots now.

1233
01:05:59,000 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1234
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 10: Why would end he tell you to wait and see

1235
01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,120
Speaker 10: if anything, because by the time it's confirmed, you're dead.

1236
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:08,760
Speaker 3: Josh was a little kid. Yeah. Now, let me ask

1237
01:06:08,800 --> 01:06:09,000
Speaker 3: you this.

1238
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:12,760
Speaker 10: Did you refill the peanut butter jar with delicious delicious

1239
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 10: peanut butter?

1240
01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 20: I would have Yeah, that actually sound sounds like a

1241
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 20: good idea. You could get a little raccoon fur with me. Yeah,

1242
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 20: where's my raccoon? Where's my chunky raccoon?

1243
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:24,520
Speaker 3: Jeff?

1244
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,640
Speaker 10: All right, thank you, there's Josh in Streetsboro rob with

1245
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:31,160
Speaker 10: his very own rabies story.

1246
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 3: How about that? Where's Rit Klattler when you really need him?

1247
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:39,720
Speaker 4: I know, m hm, he's out covering the bracket and

1248
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 4: figuring out to punch the monkeys.

1249
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:47,720
Speaker 10: Gay naked mole rat sounds right up jess as ally

1250
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,040
Speaker 10: if she's into Mick Jagger.

1251
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:49,600
Speaker 3: Aw.

1252
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,960
Speaker 10: The quoka is another animal. My daughter was getting me

1253
01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,440
Speaker 10: hip to the quoca the other night.

1254
01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:59,000
Speaker 3: But that's more. That's like a marsupial I thought, or something.

1255
01:06:59,040 --> 01:06:59,480
Speaker 3: I don't.

1256
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 10: I guess it's kind of cute because it has like

1257
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:05,160
Speaker 10: this resting happy face or something, but not nearly as

1258
01:07:05,240 --> 01:07:07,880
Speaker 10: cute as a phenic fox or These animals are just

1259
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 10: kind of naturally smiley, and so children are drawn to

1260
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:14,040
Speaker 10: them because you know, children buy a larger naturally smiley.

1261
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,479
Speaker 4: I want to know what that woman did to that otter.

1262
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:19,080
Speaker 4: Otters don't attack it, That's what I'm saying.

1263
01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:21,920
Speaker 10: They will say, they're like, oh, unless they're provoked, but

1264
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 10: maybe it she said it.

1265
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,360
Speaker 3: Rud a cute little son of a bitch. I want

1266
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,000
Speaker 3: to wear you. I want you to be an accessory

1267
01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 3: because I'm wretched. Yeah, I don't know, that's what I think. Happened.

1268
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:36,800
Speaker 4: That's what I think. Otter didn't do anything way too

1269
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,960
Speaker 4: cute and innocent. Woman's fault.

1270
01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 3: It was just standing around doing what at Otter apparently

1271
01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:51,280
Speaker 3: cock share on your socials. Terrible, terrible. I should just

1272
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,040
Speaker 3: end the show right now, Allan.

1273
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 10: I had to kick an Otter away from me while

1274
01:07:55,200 --> 01:08:00,000
Speaker 10: I was walking through the Caihaga National Park last year, unprovoked.

1275
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 10: But I wouldn't assume, oh, I wouldn't assume. I. I

1276
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 10: don't talk to tax near It's kids.

1277
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 3: I don't know. Hey Woody, Hello Woody, Yes, sir, Happy

1278
01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 3: Friday brother, Same to you, you guys.

1279
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:24,840
Speaker 14: A turn about honors.

1280
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:28,080
Speaker 21: And I heard Robles say he enjoys looking at uh

1281
01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:34,519
Speaker 21: pete towns and uh, I'm not sure if that if

1282
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 21: there's an underlying meaning to that, Rob, can you elaborate.

1283
01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:42,840
Speaker 3: What did I say? Did you say pe towns?

1284
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 4: Province, the providence, not Provincetown, those are two different providence

1285
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:56,720
Speaker 4: zoo not probably probably province town, Provincetown. Yeah, Cape Cod

1286
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:59,360
Speaker 4: out there in Cape Crod, Yeah, I d it is

1287
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 4: a lot of a lot of gay attis out there.

1288
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:06,800
Speaker 10: There's a lot of monkeys, yes, lots of Oh, thank

1289
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 10: you Woodie, no p town wody that in a thousand

1290
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:16,360
Speaker 10: lately old not Provincetown. I couldn't even come up with him,

1291
01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:21,360
Speaker 10: had me so flumxed Alan? When Chuck Norris moved out

1292
01:09:21,400 --> 01:09:23,120
Speaker 10: of the house, he turned to his father and said,

1293
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:24,720
Speaker 10: you're the man of the house now.

1294
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:31,040
Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, well there you go, Allan.

1295
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:33,880
Speaker 10: Do you think Punch the Monkey's mother will try to

1296
01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:36,679
Speaker 10: come back around and be a part of his life

1297
01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 10: now that he's getting so much attention.

1298
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 3: Now that she sees he's successful, can they.

1299
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:44,400
Speaker 4: Talk to a celebrity who's like dad or mom ran

1300
01:09:44,479 --> 01:09:47,360
Speaker 4: out and then they make it big and like, yeah,

1301
01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:49,040
Speaker 4: now my dad's sitting me up for money.

1302
01:09:50,200 --> 01:09:54,080
Speaker 3: I said, where were you? Where were you? When I

1303
01:09:54,280 --> 01:09:55,880
Speaker 3: was on the climb other.

1304
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:57,760
Speaker 22: Monkeys were beating the crap out of me. I was

1305
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:00,120
Speaker 22: all by myself, crying myself to sleep at you know,

1306
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,920
Speaker 22: my little monkey pillow, when you weren't there, weren't there

1307
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,200
Speaker 22: at all? You abandoned me, monkey mommy.

1308
01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:09,519
Speaker 10: Alan, The otters got it great. They're just sitting there

1309
01:10:09,640 --> 01:10:13,640
Speaker 10: banging clams. Yeah, they're like the shells and stuff. Right,

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01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 10: I'll get well. Yeah, anyway, I that woman was bitten

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01:10:17,920 --> 01:10:21,759
Speaker 10: had to get a battery of rabies shots and somehow

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Speaker 10: that made the local news. But thank you to our

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01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:28,519
Speaker 10: bureau chief in Wilmington, North Carolina for sending me that.

1314
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,519
Speaker 10: Always good to keep your head on a swivel anytime

1315
01:10:31,600 --> 01:10:36,640
Speaker 10: you're near any forest or flora because there might be

1316
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:39,880
Speaker 10: an otter running out route. You heard how incredulous that

1317
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:40,800
Speaker 10: news anchor.

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Speaker 13: Was the Allen Cox Show.

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01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:44,800
Speaker 14: I'm one of the two.

1320
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:53,960
Speaker 20: Alan You have been described by your enemies as evil, insane, manipulative.

1321
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:57,720
Speaker 5: Who are you call the Allan Cox Show two one

1322
01:10:57,840 --> 01:10:59,920
Speaker 5: six seven eight one double O seven.

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01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:01,760
Speaker 3: One eight three four eighty one double O.

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Speaker 6: Seven states as.

1325
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:37,519
Speaker 3: Stop fighting?

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01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:44,160
Speaker 10: If you listen to us on iHeartRadio on the app,

1327
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:48,320
Speaker 10: tell me where's to know where our bureau chieves are

1328
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 10: posted up. Kim listens in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Victor's in Roanoke, Virginia.

1329
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:58,479
Speaker 10: Kuan is in Chicago, Illinois. A lot of people in Seattle,

1330
01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:00,479
Speaker 10: by the way, and they are always keeping me abreast

1331
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:06,000
Speaker 10: of what's happening there and the p and right across

1332
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:13,000
Speaker 10: the inlet the bay from Seattle Bainbridge Island, there is

1333
01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 10: a town called Port Orchard, and they're probably looking for

1334
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 10: whatever they can pick up and kicks over there.

1335
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:22,000
Speaker 3: Who knows what I think. Right across by the way.

1336
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:24,559
Speaker 10: From there was that same area where they were opening

1337
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,400
Speaker 10: up the strip club next to the dance studio, So

1338
01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 10: that same kind of area.

1339
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:32,720
Speaker 3: I think they got a guy for a duy and

1340
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:33,440
Speaker 3: a unicycle.

1341
01:12:34,960 --> 01:12:37,040
Speaker 10: Well, you know, even here in Ohio we've talked about

1342
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:41,680
Speaker 10: this all of the modes of transportation on which you

1343
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:51,400
Speaker 10: can get pinched for being drunk, lawnmower, horse, penny farthing, anything, obviously,

1344
01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:56,000
Speaker 10: cars and bicycles and things like that. But it is Seattle,

1345
01:12:56,840 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 10: and even though you know, the hipster thing isn't really

1346
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:04,200
Speaker 10: a thing anymore, they're still keeping those home fires burning.

1347
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:07,040
Speaker 10: And so they grabbed a guy a little bit after

1348
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:10,560
Speaker 10: midnight who was a drunk on a unicycle.

1349
01:13:14,720 --> 01:13:16,800
Speaker 3: Oh you really have to see this video to believe it.

1350
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:19,320
Speaker 23: Kids Up County Deputy, he's arrested a man they say

1351
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:23,360
Speaker 23: was riding an electric unicycle at night while he was drunk.

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01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 23: They spotted him just after midnight on Saturday. He was

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01:13:26,600 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 23: wobbling down the road outside of Port Orchard. When they

1354
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:32,680
Speaker 23: tried to pull the guy over, he took off and

1355
01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:35,960
Speaker 23: fast on that one wheel and he was flying with

1356
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:39,879
Speaker 23: those wheels can haul forty five miles an hour. Deputies

1357
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:42,320
Speaker 23: caught up to the speeding one wheeler after he crashed

1358
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:46,120
Speaker 23: wish and his blood alcohol they tell us nearly twice

1359
01:13:46,280 --> 01:13:46,960
Speaker 23: the legal limit.

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01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:49,639
Speaker 3: Proof. You can't outrun the long arm of the law,

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01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,400
Speaker 3: even on a long.

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01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:51,920
Speaker 5: Arm of the law.

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Speaker 10: Do you know how impressive that is? A guy was

1364
01:13:56,120 --> 01:14:00,360
Speaker 10: drunk on an electric unicycle. They should have pat of

1365
01:14:00,400 --> 01:14:02,680
Speaker 10: the guy in the back and let him go. He's

1366
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 10: in the middle of Nowhere'sville, Washington, half past midnight. The

1367
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,479
Speaker 10: only people on the road are this guy and the cops.

1368
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:14,559
Speaker 10: Let this dude go. If you saw a guy hammered

1369
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:21,040
Speaker 10: on an electric unicycle, listen, if you're on an analog unicycle,

1370
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 10: that's one thing twice a legal limit.

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Speaker 3: That is an accomplished unicyclist. Rob That's a guy who

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01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 3: should be.

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01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:37,799
Speaker 10: Congratulated for his equilibrium skills, not hauled into custody.

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01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:43,760
Speaker 3: Better huh, that guy had nothing better to do. That's

1375
01:14:43,800 --> 01:14:45,799
Speaker 3: all that is. Oh, I got a guy on a unicycle.

1376
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:48,840
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make a news story out of him, I guess.

1377
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:54,360
Speaker 10: I mean, you know that's how expensive gas is now.

1378
01:14:54,479 --> 01:15:00,360
Speaker 10: By the way, this guy's on an electric unicycle. There's

1379
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,920
Speaker 10: this woman, by the way, who used to be on ESPN.

1380
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:04,919
Speaker 10: Her name's Michelle Tafoya.

1381
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:06,000
Speaker 3: You know who that is.

1382
01:15:06,080 --> 01:15:09,040
Speaker 10: Remember Michelle Tafoya, don't. It's like a sideline reporter. She

1383
01:15:09,160 --> 01:15:11,200
Speaker 10: was on ESPN, spent a lot of years of NBC.

1384
01:15:11,680 --> 01:15:15,160
Speaker 10: Her career was she was a sideline sports reporter, very

1385
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:18,400
Speaker 10: good at it. Came up through like local television stations

1386
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,479
Speaker 10: like Minneapolis and really made the rounds.

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01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:23,519
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Michelle Tefoya. Anyway, she's one of these.

1388
01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 10: She's like a maga Senate candidate now right, gets out

1389
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:31,479
Speaker 10: of broadcasting. And her thing was, oh, well, gas, you

1390
01:15:31,560 --> 01:15:35,719
Speaker 10: remember when Joe Biden was president, people were slapping Biden

1391
01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:40,519
Speaker 10: did this stickers on gas pumps when gas was way

1392
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:43,920
Speaker 10: cheaper than it is now. There are no Trump did

1393
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,200
Speaker 10: this stickers though, because mega people you can bend them

1394
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:50,000
Speaker 10: into pretzels and they'll explain anything. And her take was, Hey,

1395
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:52,320
Speaker 10: I want to save money on gas, maybe go to

1396
01:15:52,439 --> 01:15:56,040
Speaker 10: Starbucks less. That was her thought on this as she's

1397
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:58,920
Speaker 10: running for Senate, really in touch with the common man, right,

1398
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:01,519
Speaker 10: or hey, maybe skip a chemo treatment?

1399
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Speaker 3: How about that?

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01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 10: It's probably not people going to Starbucks. Gas is what

1401
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,759
Speaker 10: they're referred to as an inelastic cost. Right, it doesn't change.

1402
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,160
Speaker 10: People still need to get to work, they've got to

1403
01:16:13,200 --> 01:16:15,880
Speaker 10: take their kids to school. You don't just cut back

1404
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,040
Speaker 10: on gasoline. You got stuff you gotta do and places

1405
01:16:19,080 --> 01:16:22,320
Speaker 10: you got to be. And it's going to hit two

1406
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:25,200
Speaker 10: hundred dollars a barrel. That's gonna be fun. If you've

1407
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:28,720
Speaker 10: ever driven overseas, by the way, where gas is regularly

1408
01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:31,720
Speaker 10: like seven or eight dollars a gallon, that's what it's

1409
01:16:31,760 --> 01:16:32,240
Speaker 10: going to be here.

1410
01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:34,639
Speaker 3: So have fun this summer.

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01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:39,559
Speaker 10: You know, normally my daughter's spring break, you know, will

1412
01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,479
Speaker 10: be gone maybe first week of April for my daughter's

1413
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:46,639
Speaker 10: spring break. And in years past we've gone to Florida.

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01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:48,400
Speaker 10: My father in law rent this big house and we'll

1415
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,120
Speaker 10: spend a week down there.

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01:16:49,200 --> 01:16:49,400
Speaker 3: Whatever.

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01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:53,240
Speaker 10: Well, this year, my in laws went to the Caribbean

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01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:56,760
Speaker 10: with some friends. So we are figuring out our own

1419
01:16:56,800 --> 01:16:59,599
Speaker 10: spring break thing. And we've decided, because we've talked about

1420
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,680
Speaker 10: it for a while, that we're going to take a

1421
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:05,080
Speaker 10: trip up the Eastern seaboard rob in an RV.

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01:17:05,720 --> 01:17:09,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, buddy, perfect time to do it when gas is

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01:17:09,800 --> 01:17:13,280
Speaker 3: seven dollars a gallon. It's gonna be great, because that's

1424
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:13,640
Speaker 3: what it is.

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01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 10: Maybe you've seen the video by the way, of the

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01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 10: lines at the airports because of the partial government shutdown, right,

1427
01:17:20,360 --> 01:17:22,400
Speaker 10: So there's like, like the other day I was reading

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01:17:22,439 --> 01:17:25,160
Speaker 10: a thing forty percent of the TSA agents at the

1429
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:29,240
Speaker 10: Houston Airport didn't come in because they're not getting paid, right,

1430
01:17:29,920 --> 01:17:32,960
Speaker 10: So these lines, and it's only gonna get worse. Right,

1431
01:17:33,160 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 10: So you can't fly because air travel prices have gone

1432
01:17:37,080 --> 01:17:39,840
Speaker 10: way up and because the TSA isn't getting paid. The

1433
01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 10: lines are around the block. You can't drive because gas

1434
01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:45,680
Speaker 10: will be seven bucks a gallon. So it's gonna be

1435
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:46,880
Speaker 10: a lot of I have to assume there's gona be

1436
01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:53,960
Speaker 10: a lot of staycations. Walk through your produce aisles recently,

1437
01:17:54,080 --> 01:17:55,920
Speaker 10: by the way, too, those are pretty thin.

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01:17:56,439 --> 01:17:57,200
Speaker 3: Wonder why that is.

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01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:02,840
Speaker 10: But Michelle Tafoyd, who hopped off ESPN, is running for senate.

1440
01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:05,599
Speaker 10: I don't even know which state, maybe Minnesota. I think

1441
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:09,840
Speaker 10: she might be from Minneapolis or something. I don't know, Hey,

1442
01:18:10,080 --> 01:18:13,280
Speaker 10: maybe go to Starbucks. Less really locked in with what

1443
01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:17,240
Speaker 10: people are having to contend with with gas prices going

1444
01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,160
Speaker 10: up and they ain't coming down anytime soon.

1445
01:18:19,240 --> 01:18:19,439
Speaker 3: Either.

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01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,640
Speaker 10: Did you really find meteorite pieces in your backyard? I

1447
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:24,519
Speaker 10: was looking at your video.

1448
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:28,599
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely. I mean if meteorites are a little tiny,

1449
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:31,439
Speaker 3: round pellet things that taste like deer crap, Yeah, I

1450
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:32,920
Speaker 3: sure did. What do you mean taste?

1451
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:33,280
Speaker 18: Well?

1452
01:18:33,360 --> 01:18:36,639
Speaker 3: How else am I gonna know what it is everything

1453
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:39,920
Speaker 3: that you are uncertain what it is you put in

1454
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:44,160
Speaker 3: your mouth? Yeah? Oh yeah? I mean you won't eat

1455
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,280
Speaker 3: a floor line. No, I won't eat a floor line.

1456
01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:46,799
Speaker 3: That's gross.

1457
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,560
Speaker 10: For the record, I didn't eat the floor line. I

1458
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:53,120
Speaker 10: squose it into my tequila.

1459
01:18:53,320 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 3: That's disgusting.

1460
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 4: But if I have to identify something in my backyard

1461
01:18:56,280 --> 01:18:58,479
Speaker 4: as potential space material, of course I'm gonna taste it.

1462
01:18:58,479 --> 01:19:01,519
Speaker 4: If it tasted metallic, it would have in from space.

1463
01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 4: It didn't taste metallic. It tasted like berries. No, I

1464
01:19:06,400 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 4: wouldn't say, no, not berries.

1465
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:11,479
Speaker 3: Pooh. Yeah.

1466
01:19:13,439 --> 01:19:15,040
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm gonna have to have another moment

1467
01:19:15,080 --> 01:19:16,960
Speaker 4: like I did yesterday when I explained that I'm kidding.

1468
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:22,080
Speaker 10: Hey, listen, as we know in twenty twenty six, Rob,

1469
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,200
Speaker 10: the video never lies, that's right.

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01:19:24,479 --> 01:19:24,679
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 5: No.

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01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:25,680
Speaker 3: I posted a.

1473
01:19:27,280 --> 01:19:31,160
Speaker 4: Video earlier to my Instagram of me searching my backyard

1474
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:34,120
Speaker 4: for potential meteor debris.

1475
01:19:35,439 --> 01:19:35,679
Speaker 3: County.

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01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:40,000
Speaker 10: I was looking at NASA had that meteorite path yep,

1477
01:19:40,520 --> 01:19:46,040
Speaker 10: and that like the projected debris field right through Madinah

1478
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:48,680
Speaker 10: County right south of us. So you're going through like

1479
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:54,439
Speaker 10: Ritman and Wadsworth and straight there. So yeah, it stands

1480
01:19:54,479 --> 01:19:57,439
Speaker 10: to reason that you might have some in your backyard, correct,

1481
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,920
Speaker 10: But it was not. You put it in your mouth,

1482
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,880
Speaker 10: and here's my thought, and just go with me here.

1483
01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:07,640
Speaker 10: If you're trying to at least determine you might not

1484
01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:09,800
Speaker 10: determine its point of origin, but you could have at

1485
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:13,400
Speaker 10: least determined the consistency of it by squeezing it.

1486
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:14,200
Speaker 3: In your hand.

1487
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:18,559
Speaker 10: If it was hard and it forged from the universe,

1488
01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:21,400
Speaker 10: you wouldn't have been able to squeeze it the deer poop.

1489
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:24,000
Speaker 4: You could have saved it from your tongue. About have

1490
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,040
Speaker 4: been there for a while. It was cold over the

1491
01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:26,840
Speaker 4: last few days.

1492
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 3: It wasn't.

1493
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:29,360
Speaker 4: I don't know how fresh it was. I was going

1494
01:20:29,439 --> 01:20:31,120
Speaker 4: with They told me what to be on the lookout

1495
01:20:31,160 --> 01:20:37,719
Speaker 4: for a little round burnt up objects. They did look scorched,

1496
01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:45,040
Speaker 4: look scorched brown, blackish. It didn't taste like metal fire all.

1497
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:48,040
Speaker 3: It didn't taste like metal, and I found another one

1498
01:20:48,040 --> 01:20:55,280
Speaker 3: out in the front. That one also was not edible.

1499
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:59,360
Speaker 10: Should I guess it's all edible meteorites discovery being discovered

1500
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:02,519
Speaker 10: in midn account. Now you can understand Rob's confusion, because

1501
01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:04,680
Speaker 10: you know, they were posting photos of people finding them,

1502
01:21:04,840 --> 01:21:08,799
Speaker 10: and they really do look indistinguishable from.

1503
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:15,280
Speaker 3: Scat. Yeah. I mean that's a common mistake. Yeah. Again,

1504
01:21:15,479 --> 01:21:18,439
Speaker 3: I'm not putting anything I find in my yard in

1505
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:22,799
Speaker 3: my mouth. No, no, no, Well, I'll take your advice.

1506
01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:26,080
Speaker 10: Well, I feel like wait now, I was gonna say,

1507
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:27,720
Speaker 10: I feel like I've gotten to you a little too late.

1508
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:29,639
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I said in the second video I posted.

1509
01:21:29,680 --> 01:21:31,240
Speaker 4: I was, well, I want to thank everyone for telling

1510
01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:33,519
Speaker 4: me that's deer crap. I would have appreciated it if

1511
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:36,680
Speaker 4: it had come in, you know, an hour ago. Yeah, well,

1512
01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:37,320
Speaker 4: how are they to know?

1513
01:21:37,479 --> 01:21:38,439
Speaker 3: Right? That's true?

1514
01:21:38,600 --> 01:21:41,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean, why not when you're posting all

1515
01:21:41,160 --> 01:21:44,960
Speaker 4: these videos of things that look like pooh, why not

1516
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,800
Speaker 4: say hey, you know, it's best you know to these

1517
01:21:47,840 --> 01:21:49,560
Speaker 4: are the things you have to watch out for, and

1518
01:21:49,640 --> 01:21:50,800
Speaker 4: it's best to not eat it.

1519
01:21:51,680 --> 01:21:53,800
Speaker 3: I mean, how did I know till I did?

1520
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:53,880
Speaker 5: It?

1521
01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:58,920
Speaker 3: True? You learn as you go. Man.

1522
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:04,400
Speaker 10: Mike Hanky of the American media or Society is saying

1523
01:22:04,479 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 10: that all kinds of people in a kind of a

1524
01:22:07,439 --> 01:22:11,280
Speaker 10: narrow band of Madonna County are finding little pieces of

1525
01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,080
Speaker 10: space rock.

1526
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:14,519
Speaker 3: Oh, there's people driving around all over the place. Man,

1527
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:15,160
Speaker 3: it really is.

1528
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 10: It really is amazing something that was out there in

1529
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:23,040
Speaker 10: the universe people who now have like in their living room, right,

1530
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:26,360
Speaker 10: And we're all made of the same material. Fundamentally, we're

1531
01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:31,200
Speaker 10: all made of the same material. Roberto Vargas of Connecticut,

1532
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,680
Speaker 10: who describes himself as a meteorite hunter, I have to

1533
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:40,360
Speaker 10: imagine they're real easy to sneak up on, was telling

1534
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:43,599
Speaker 10: people how to find the difference. Boy, again, this would

1535
01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:46,519
Speaker 10: have been great information for you to have before you

1536
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,840
Speaker 10: partially consumed deer scats.

1537
01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:52,360
Speaker 3: And partially consume it. Consumed consumed it.

1538
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:56,760
Speaker 10: Now when it comes out, I hope that you won't

1539
01:22:56,800 --> 01:23:00,439
Speaker 10: be confused again. Oh my god, there's a media right toilet.

1540
01:23:00,720 --> 01:23:03,320
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to try this. Yes, I'm back at

1541
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:03,880
Speaker 3: square one.

1542
01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:04,479
Speaker 1: H huh.

1543
01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:08,560
Speaker 4: And I'm also for those that are sending me the

1544
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:12,920
Speaker 4: difference because I used the hashtag meteor in my post.

1545
01:23:13,479 --> 01:23:17,479
Speaker 4: I'm aware that those not once they hit the ground.

1546
01:23:17,520 --> 01:23:22,040
Speaker 4: It is a meteorite. I'm aware. I know that it

1547
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:27,120
Speaker 4: starts as an asteroid and it's smaller breaks apart.

1548
01:23:27,800 --> 01:23:29,400
Speaker 3: Meteoroid, meteor meteorite.

1549
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:32,599
Speaker 4: Yes, somebody texted me earlier when we were talking about

1550
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:34,719
Speaker 4: bands of the Rock or a Hall of Fame.

1551
01:23:34,600 --> 01:23:37,680
Speaker 3: And New Edition. Those aren't bands, those are groups. They

1552
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:42,360
Speaker 3: don't play instruments. I'm like, shot up? Is this what

1553
01:23:42,479 --> 01:23:46,439
Speaker 3: it's like talking to me? Sometimes? Sometimes not.

1554
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:48,559
Speaker 19: Good?

1555
01:23:49,000 --> 01:24:00,679
Speaker 3: Christ, I have a drink. Probably are a little man now.

1556
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:08,200
Speaker 7: Down.

1557
01:24:08,320 --> 01:24:11,040
Speaker 10: I just got into the shower, rob a deer poop

1558
01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:14,560
Speaker 10: and has a Baccarah crystal cake stand.

1559
01:24:14,479 --> 01:24:17,000
Speaker 3: A seven thousand dollars one. Yes, I'm learning so much

1560
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:18,000
Speaker 3: about you this week. Man.

1561
01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,840
Speaker 4: It'd be a millionaire when I sell that backyard full

1562
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:24,440
Speaker 4: of deer crap disguised as meteorites.

1563
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:25,800
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1564
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:30,560
Speaker 10: Somebody texted me a really long text, and I'm not

1565
01:24:30,600 --> 01:24:35,519
Speaker 10: sure if maybe they're having a stroke or I live

1566
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:37,559
Speaker 10: in a household of seven. I'm just going to read

1567
01:24:37,600 --> 01:24:40,200
Speaker 10: this text has written I live in a household of

1568
01:24:40,320 --> 01:24:43,479
Speaker 10: seven with one bathroom. I've been working on the toilet

1569
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:45,960
Speaker 10: for a few days now, but I can't afford to

1570
01:24:46,040 --> 01:24:47,920
Speaker 10: hire a plumber. And it's been a real pain in

1571
01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:50,560
Speaker 10: the ass. We've been crapping in a bucket lined with

1572
01:24:50,720 --> 01:24:53,960
Speaker 10: bags and peeing in the tub. God, my seventy six

1573
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:57,000
Speaker 10: year old mother in law loves it the most, and

1574
01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:59,120
Speaker 10: she can really blow up a bathroom.

1575
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:00,599
Speaker 3: Gross. I hate the show.

1576
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:04,880
Speaker 4: Have a good weekend, as bad as we thought our

1577
01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:08,800
Speaker 4: day was sucking? Right, clean up your mother in law's

1578
01:25:08,840 --> 01:25:10,360
Speaker 4: crap from a home depot bucket.

1579
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:13,759
Speaker 3: It's bright orange. I mean, you're never gonna lose it. Wow.

1580
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:17,400
Speaker 4: I mean I thought I was having a pretty good day.

1581
01:25:18,920 --> 01:25:20,599
Speaker 4: I thought I was having a lousy day like most

1582
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:24,360
Speaker 4: of them until I heard that. And now I'm crapping

1583
01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:25,160
Speaker 4: a tall cotton man.

1584
01:25:25,520 --> 01:25:31,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, great day, now pretty good into a bright orange bucket.

1585
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:37,200
Speaker 4: Just imagine that's your situation, that's what you're dealing with,

1586
01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:40,600
Speaker 4: and you have a person that actually enjoys that.

1587
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:43,560
Speaker 3: The mother in law is excited about it.

1588
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:46,640
Speaker 4: I got one on board. Here it comes time for

1589
01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:51,200
Speaker 4: another sit down, Okay, Mima, seven people, seven people, and

1590
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:52,400
Speaker 4: she's the one that enjoys it most.

1591
01:25:53,360 --> 01:25:57,920
Speaker 3: Well, I have to think that meah gesus, Yeah, man,

1592
01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,680
Speaker 3: I feel great about going into this weekend.

1593
01:25:59,479 --> 01:26:03,800
Speaker 10: Though, Alan, I'm really surprised that Chuck Norris hasn't called

1594
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,920
Speaker 10: in yet today. I'm surprised too.

1595
01:26:06,200 --> 01:26:07,800
Speaker 4: I just think he hasn't had time. I mean, he

1596
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:10,080
Speaker 4: just crossed over. He probably has a few people he

1597
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:11,240
Speaker 4: has to see before he gets to us.

1598
01:26:11,240 --> 01:26:14,599
Speaker 10: I would assume, right one time Death had a near

1599
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:22,519
Speaker 10: Chuck experience. Yes, yeah, that's pretty good. Oh, I see

1600
01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:24,400
Speaker 10: what they're getting at. I didn't understand what they were

1601
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:28,559
Speaker 10: getting at. They were getting at Chuck Norris calling in, right,

1602
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:29,400
Speaker 10: calling in?

1603
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:31,639
Speaker 4: Well, he just shows up, like we have people sort

1604
01:26:31,680 --> 01:26:33,400
Speaker 4: of show up every once in a while when they

1605
01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:36,720
Speaker 4: cross over, right, Oh jeez, I think it sort of

1606
01:26:36,760 --> 01:26:38,640
Speaker 4: sounds like we may actually already have them on. I

1607
01:26:38,760 --> 01:26:41,120
Speaker 4: thought I thought for sure it was just going to

1608
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:42,680
Speaker 4: take some time, you know what I mean?

1609
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:49,160
Speaker 3: Yo, whoa Chuck?

1610
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:50,080
Speaker 24: Is this?

1611
01:26:50,240 --> 01:26:58,080
Speaker 3: Chuck Norris? No, I don't know. We were just we're

1612
01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,280
Speaker 3: just talking about you. All of a sudden we have

1613
01:26:59,320 --> 01:27:00,560
Speaker 3: a ghost on the line. I figured it was you.

1614
01:27:00,680 --> 01:27:04,440
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, all right, Jut, noise, I'm sorry.

1615
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:05,920
Speaker 4: It's me.

1616
01:27:07,439 --> 01:27:10,080
Speaker 3: Martial arts dead actor hut Norse.

1617
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:13,840
Speaker 4: So many memes about you over the last i don't know,

1618
01:27:13,960 --> 01:27:16,400
Speaker 4: fifteen ten, fifteen years or so, write everything about you

1619
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:18,720
Speaker 4: being the toughest, strongest.

1620
01:27:18,320 --> 01:27:21,480
Speaker 3: Thing in the world. I don't know what it means.

1621
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,160
Speaker 3: That's right, you died at what eighty six?

1622
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:24,599
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1623
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:26,080
Speaker 3: I means no way.

1624
01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:29,800
Speaker 4: It says the flu gets a shot of you every year,

1625
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:33,040
Speaker 4: like that type of thing, you know, like that's how

1626
01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:33,880
Speaker 4: big you are?

1627
01:27:34,160 --> 01:27:37,479
Speaker 3: You know, I should have gotten a flu shot, could

1628
01:27:37,479 --> 01:27:38,240
Speaker 3: have kept him around?

1629
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:38,720
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1630
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:42,120
Speaker 3: Yeah? How were you anti vaccine?

1631
01:27:42,160 --> 01:27:42,360
Speaker 4: Were you?

1632
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:43,320
Speaker 5: No?

1633
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:44,080
Speaker 19: Well?

1634
01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:55,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I heard like a passion. I heard I

1635
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:57,280
Speaker 3: could pass a test with my.

1636
01:27:58,800 --> 01:27:58,960
Speaker 6: Hour.

1637
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:03,720
Speaker 3: You did hear that one? How were I mean? I

1638
01:28:03,760 --> 01:28:04,920
Speaker 3: guess in the grand scheme of things.

1639
01:28:04,960 --> 01:28:06,800
Speaker 4: The only thing I could really think to ask you,

1640
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:10,680
Speaker 4: aside from the incredible career that you had, did you

1641
01:28:10,760 --> 01:28:13,439
Speaker 4: have a favorite part of your career because it was

1642
01:28:13,520 --> 01:28:13,960
Speaker 4: so different?

1643
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:16,759
Speaker 3: Was it the Bruce Lee time? Was it the films?

1644
01:28:16,960 --> 01:28:21,920
Speaker 3: Was it the infomercial time? What was it? It was

1645
01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:25,680
Speaker 3: me and Bruce Lee? We have one what we call

1646
01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:30,240
Speaker 3: a last rookie mid seventies.

1647
01:28:30,520 --> 01:28:33,479
Speaker 4: Okay, here is a different time practicing your two inch punch.

1648
01:28:35,600 --> 01:28:41,080
Speaker 3: That's wrong, I remember a smoak beetle rob and two days. Okay,

1649
01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:44,960
Speaker 3: so these things are actually real? Yeah, that's right. Oh

1650
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:48,719
Speaker 3: see that that time my fool.

1651
01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:53,160
Speaker 25: Me?

1652
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:54,760
Speaker 3: Was it before you go?

1653
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:55,760
Speaker 5: Was it?

1654
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:57,479
Speaker 4: Was it true that you used to drink a mug

1655
01:28:57,520 --> 01:29:00,720
Speaker 4: of nails in the morning instead of coffee? Okay, all right,

1656
01:29:02,720 --> 01:29:09,760
Speaker 4: I'll let you go rest easy, Bye bye, Chuck. It's

1657
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:11,640
Speaker 4: always hard being the person that has to talk to

1658
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:17,400
Speaker 4: the nearly deceased. It makes me uncomfortable at best. What

1659
01:29:17,520 --> 01:29:18,920
Speaker 4: do I say uncomfortable?

1660
01:29:19,360 --> 01:29:19,519
Speaker 18: Yeah?

1661
01:29:19,520 --> 01:29:22,080
Speaker 4: I mean what do I say to Chuck Norris? Tried

1662
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:23,720
Speaker 4: with the mean things? Yeah, you were in the best.

1663
01:29:24,560 --> 01:29:26,320
Speaker 4: I tried the mean thing and he's like, I don't

1664
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,720
Speaker 4: know what that is. I'm like, oh Christ, that's a right.

1665
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:30,960
Speaker 3: I forgot. He was old right, old people. No idea.

1666
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:33,880
Speaker 3: Maybe he thought you were saying that he was mean. No,

1667
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:37,400
Speaker 3: he understood I could be. You know, I didn't even

1668
01:29:37,439 --> 01:29:38,280
Speaker 3: think of that, all right.

1669
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:42,559
Speaker 10: Chuck Norris once ate a bowl of alphabet soup. Twenty

1670
01:29:42,600 --> 01:29:45,840
Speaker 10: four hours later, he wrote a best selling novel about that.

1671
01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,360
Speaker 3: I wish you were here. You could have You could

1672
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:50,599
Speaker 3: have told him some of those Yeah.

1673
01:29:52,080 --> 01:29:55,320
Speaker 10: When Chuck Norris steps on a lego and the picture

1674
01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:58,800
Speaker 10: of the lego being destroyed, just breaking the lego, yeah,

1675
01:29:59,400 --> 01:29:59,960
Speaker 10: I would have thought.

1676
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:02,400
Speaker 4: I mean, if I had, if I had God, I

1677
01:30:02,479 --> 01:30:04,000
Speaker 4: wish I could have had these in front of me

1678
01:30:04,080 --> 01:30:05,920
Speaker 4: when it's talking to them.

1679
01:30:06,520 --> 01:30:07,880
Speaker 3: The Allen Cox.

1680
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:09,320
Speaker 13: Show on one hund.

1681
01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:14,760
Speaker 3: All our men and women in uniform.

1682
01:30:15,040 --> 01:30:17,559
Speaker 4: I've been a lifelong fan twenty years of military.

1683
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:22,200
Speaker 20: Come back on a sign you're afternoons show is horrible.

1684
01:30:22,520 --> 01:30:27,000
Speaker 9: Thanks from The Alan Cox Show on one hundred point seven.

1685
01:30:27,439 --> 01:30:28,479
Speaker 3: W m MS.

1686
01:30:37,800 --> 01:30:39,960
Speaker 10: Hey, Alonzo Boden's back in town. Here, let me put

1687
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:42,360
Speaker 10: you in, let me get your friend here.

1688
01:30:42,439 --> 01:30:42,920
Speaker 3: How about this.

1689
01:30:45,160 --> 01:30:49,719
Speaker 10: About absolutely man, Jack, that's what we're talking right, Alonzo

1690
01:30:49,800 --> 01:30:53,040
Speaker 10: Boden is back in Cleveland. I'm always excited to see

1691
01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:55,840
Speaker 10: you pop up in something. You're a guy that's that

1692
01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:57,800
Speaker 10: does so many things. I hear you on way way

1693
01:30:57,840 --> 01:31:02,280
Speaker 10: don't tell me yes yes uh, and just random shows

1694
01:31:02,400 --> 01:31:04,400
Speaker 10: I'll see you pop up and it always makes me

1695
01:31:04,479 --> 01:31:05,439
Speaker 10: so happy to see who as.

1696
01:31:05,400 --> 01:31:05,720
Speaker 4: Part of that.

1697
01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:08,439
Speaker 17: Let me tell you it's always happy to be seen. Yeah, right,

1698
01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:11,599
Speaker 17: still working, still hustling out things. Things are good, man.

1699
01:31:11,640 --> 01:31:15,040
Speaker 17: I stay busy, and it's nice to know. It's always funny.

1700
01:31:15,640 --> 01:31:19,240
Speaker 17: It's funny sometimes you find out who knows you or

1701
01:31:19,320 --> 01:31:20,360
Speaker 17: who wants you a friend.

1702
01:31:20,400 --> 01:31:23,120
Speaker 3: I mean people you didn't expect or just okay.

1703
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:25,840
Speaker 17: Didn't expect. A friend of mine sent me a text.

1704
01:31:25,920 --> 01:31:27,639
Speaker 17: He's like, Chris Rock wants your number.

1705
01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:30,880
Speaker 3: I was like, what, you didn't already know Chris? I

1706
01:31:31,000 --> 01:31:34,000
Speaker 3: know Chris. I don't know Chris to like, I don't

1707
01:31:34,040 --> 01:31:35,240
Speaker 3: have his number. He didn't.

1708
01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,559
Speaker 17: Okay, that was question. You know he wanted to talk.

1709
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:39,639
Speaker 17: He said, yeah, he wants to talk about some stuff.

1710
01:31:39,680 --> 01:31:41,320
Speaker 17: He likes your writing or whatever. And I was like,

1711
01:31:42,600 --> 01:31:45,600
Speaker 17: you're asking me if you can get Chris Rock. No, no,

1712
01:31:45,800 --> 01:31:47,519
Speaker 17: you keep let me tell you something I've been He's

1713
01:31:47,560 --> 01:31:48,880
Speaker 17: been hounding me for years.

1714
01:31:49,240 --> 01:31:49,479
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1715
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:55,040
Speaker 4: No, but those are the kind of too late Chris. Sorry, pal, exactly,

1716
01:31:55,160 --> 01:31:56,120
Speaker 4: you had your chance.

1717
01:31:57,040 --> 01:31:59,880
Speaker 17: But but so things like that are always, you know,

1718
01:32:00,240 --> 01:32:03,080
Speaker 17: very cool when you're working and you get to work

1719
01:32:03,120 --> 01:32:06,240
Speaker 17: with people or situations, opportunities come up that you may

1720
01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:09,200
Speaker 17: not have expected, may not have planned on. So yeah,

1721
01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:11,120
Speaker 17: so I'm glad you see me popping up and hear

1722
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:11,800
Speaker 17: me popping up.

1723
01:32:11,960 --> 01:32:14,519
Speaker 3: Did you have to try to play it cool for

1724
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:16,360
Speaker 3: a minute. You're not going to hit him up right away?

1725
01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:16,680
Speaker 9: Right?

1726
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:16,840
Speaker 2: No?

1727
01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:20,600
Speaker 17: No, No, it's nothing like that. It's just one of

1728
01:32:20,680 --> 01:32:23,400
Speaker 17: those things. The guy said that he likes talking to

1729
01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:26,519
Speaker 17: other comics. You know, it wasn't anything specific or whatever,

1730
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:29,280
Speaker 17: and I bumped into him. Let's see, last time I

1731
01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:33,320
Speaker 17: bumped into him. We were at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, right,

1732
01:32:33,960 --> 01:32:36,040
Speaker 17: and he came in and he was just hanging out

1733
01:32:36,120 --> 01:32:38,280
Speaker 17: and they It was really funny because they said, hey,

1734
01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:39,000
Speaker 17: do you want to go up?

1735
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:40,040
Speaker 3: And he said, yeah, I'll go up.

1736
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:43,720
Speaker 17: So it's a Tuesday night and they introduce him and

1737
01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:47,320
Speaker 17: the crowd is like what, like who, Like they didn't

1738
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:50,240
Speaker 17: believe it was him. Yeah, you know, because it's a

1739
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:53,879
Speaker 17: Tuesday night at the laugh Factory. He jumps on stage

1740
01:32:54,040 --> 01:32:55,679
Speaker 17: and the crowd went nuts.

1741
01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:57,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. And what I love about.

1742
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:02,720
Speaker 17: About guys like Chris, you know Chappelle, like the the

1743
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:06,680
Speaker 17: big name masters of the art, there's still comics and

1744
01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:09,599
Speaker 17: he was he just was working out some new stuff

1745
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:12,720
Speaker 17: and I'm just like, man, this guy is just good.

1746
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:15,479
Speaker 17: Like you know, in a comic we we see and

1747
01:33:15,600 --> 01:33:19,360
Speaker 17: hear comedy from others differently, and like the jokes he

1748
01:33:19,520 --> 01:33:21,840
Speaker 17: was doing was just some next level stuff. And then

1749
01:33:21,920 --> 01:33:24,880
Speaker 17: he started clowning around with the audience and doing Q

1750
01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:27,120
Speaker 17: and A and stuff. But it's really cool. So yeah,

1751
01:33:27,360 --> 01:33:29,120
Speaker 17: I mean, I know him, He's a great guy and

1752
01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:35,160
Speaker 17: but it was just that's a funny, funny request. That's like,

1753
01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:37,880
Speaker 17: you know, you're a guitar player and you're you're pretty

1754
01:33:37,920 --> 01:33:39,920
Speaker 17: good and this and that, and then you get some

1755
01:33:40,120 --> 01:33:41,640
Speaker 17: call ay Bono was looking for you.

1756
01:33:41,760 --> 01:33:42,360
Speaker 3: You're like, wait, what.

1757
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:45,720
Speaker 10: Right, He's trying to fill in some gaps and he

1758
01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:47,880
Speaker 10: can't figure out how to do it well. But also,

1759
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:52,400
Speaker 10: like you guys are obviously you know how the sausage

1760
01:33:52,479 --> 01:33:55,360
Speaker 10: is made, whereas an audience might not always they're not

1761
01:33:55,600 --> 01:33:58,560
Speaker 10: used to seeing somebody working out material. They're used to

1762
01:33:58,560 --> 01:34:00,840
Speaker 10: seeing them the finished product, the top of their game,

1763
01:34:01,080 --> 01:34:03,560
Speaker 10: things like that. But I would also think that in

1764
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:06,000
Speaker 10: a club like that or like in New York or something,

1765
01:34:06,360 --> 01:34:09,599
Speaker 10: that the audiences kind of expect that maybe somebody will

1766
01:34:09,680 --> 01:34:11,080
Speaker 10: drop in on a random Tuesday.

1767
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:14,519
Speaker 17: Yeah, it definitely happens. Yeah, but it's still you mean,

1768
01:34:14,720 --> 01:34:18,840
Speaker 17: maybe not Chris rock caliber. Well, it's also because they're

1769
01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:21,360
Speaker 17: doing so many other things, you know, like like they're

1770
01:34:21,400 --> 01:34:23,720
Speaker 17: doing movies or they're doing this. As a matter of fact,

1771
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:26,360
Speaker 17: I think that he was in town doing a movie

1772
01:34:26,400 --> 01:34:29,160
Speaker 17: and did this for fun or whatever. But you're still

1773
01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:33,240
Speaker 17: people are still impressed. Sure, people are still impressed, and

1774
01:34:33,280 --> 01:34:36,920
Speaker 17: they still love it when one of the superstars of

1775
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:40,160
Speaker 17: the game drops in because you bought a ticket. You

1776
01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:42,559
Speaker 17: bought you know, I don't know, twenty five dollar ticket

1777
01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:44,640
Speaker 17: or whatever to go to the Left Factory and you

1778
01:34:44,720 --> 01:34:47,720
Speaker 17: saw the lineup, and if you knew that one of

1779
01:34:47,800 --> 01:34:50,480
Speaker 17: the eight, you know, one of the biggest stars in comedies.

1780
01:34:50,080 --> 01:34:52,880
Speaker 3: On the lineup, generally that ticket costs more. Yeah.

1781
01:34:53,120 --> 01:34:55,680
Speaker 10: Right. I went to that Chappelle hoot Nanny that it

1782
01:34:55,720 --> 01:34:58,000
Speaker 10: has out in Yellow Springs because he lives outside dating.

1783
01:34:58,040 --> 01:35:00,639
Speaker 10: I went to that this past summer. Have you ever

1784
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:02,800
Speaker 10: gone to one of those who performed at one of those? Okay,

1785
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:04,040
Speaker 10: but I got to get over there. But it's like,

1786
01:35:04,200 --> 01:35:06,200
Speaker 10: you know, you know, the setup, it's like this whole

1787
01:35:06,240 --> 01:35:08,720
Speaker 10: big thing. Literally the only thing you can take in

1788
01:35:08,840 --> 01:35:12,040
Speaker 10: is your weed. They're like no water, no nothing, you know, whatever.

1789
01:35:12,120 --> 01:35:14,360
Speaker 10: You get there, and they keep such a tight lid

1790
01:35:14,439 --> 01:35:16,599
Speaker 10: on it that you don't know who's going to be there.

1791
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,560
Speaker 10: And that's really the fun of it. Like there's a

1792
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:20,439
Speaker 10: couple of people that you're really not hip to, but

1793
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:22,840
Speaker 10: then like Shane Gillis comes out and then you know

1794
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:25,519
Speaker 10: Rich Voss was there and all that so and uh,

1795
01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:28,680
Speaker 10: to a different degree, that's kind of like what that

1796
01:35:28,920 --> 01:35:30,080
Speaker 10: is too, but yeah it is.

1797
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:32,919
Speaker 3: And you know you talked about developing material.

1798
01:35:32,960 --> 01:35:34,880
Speaker 17: You know, the thing is now they put your phone

1799
01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:39,200
Speaker 17: in a bag because yea with and I think Dave

1800
01:35:39,520 --> 01:35:41,920
Speaker 17: Dave was definitely one of the early ones, if not

1801
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:45,360
Speaker 17: the first one, because the comic's working on material or

1802
01:35:45,400 --> 01:35:48,040
Speaker 17: they're just doing something in the club and it would

1803
01:35:48,080 --> 01:35:52,880
Speaker 17: be online, you know, practically simultaneously.

1804
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:55,559
Speaker 3: Yeah and unfinished, and they're like, oh man, this guy

1805
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:56,160
Speaker 3: ain't funny.

1806
01:35:56,880 --> 01:35:59,160
Speaker 17: And it's like, no, when you hear that joke in

1807
01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:01,280
Speaker 17: three months, six months or whatever, it's gonna be the

1808
01:36:01,360 --> 01:36:02,479
Speaker 17: funniest thing you ever heard.

1809
01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:06,160
Speaker 3: Right now, it's just an idea, so that that happens, and.

1810
01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:08,880
Speaker 10: Well, that kind of plays into the idea that a

1811
01:36:08,920 --> 01:36:12,920
Speaker 10: lot of people have. It's why a lot of civilians

1812
01:36:13,040 --> 01:36:17,960
Speaker 10: think they're hilarious because they don't realize everything that goes

1813
01:36:18,160 --> 01:36:21,679
Speaker 10: into that from idea to finished product.

1814
01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:22,000
Speaker 17: Right.

1815
01:36:22,120 --> 01:36:25,479
Speaker 10: They think, you guys, wake up, get on stage and

1816
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:28,240
Speaker 10: it's automatically hilarious, you know what I mean, Like, you know,

1817
01:36:28,360 --> 01:36:30,840
Speaker 10: nobody needs to know how the sausage is made.

1818
01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:34,120
Speaker 17: But I've always said, like the reason people and you know,

1819
01:36:34,240 --> 01:36:35,879
Speaker 17: I work with jazz musicians.

1820
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:38,160
Speaker 3: I work with some of the greatest musicians in the world.

1821
01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:41,800
Speaker 17: Yeah, been lucky around to being around super talented people

1822
01:36:42,000 --> 01:36:45,719
Speaker 17: in other genres. With comedy, I think the reason everyone

1823
01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:49,080
Speaker 17: thinks they could be a comic is everyone's made someone laugh,

1824
01:36:50,320 --> 01:36:54,160
Speaker 17: you know, you think so well they yeah, and they

1825
01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:56,519
Speaker 17: think they're like, oh, man, you know I made the

1826
01:36:56,560 --> 01:36:57,719
Speaker 17: guys laugh at the truck.

1827
01:36:58,000 --> 01:36:59,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, to be a comic.

1828
01:36:59,160 --> 01:37:02,240
Speaker 17: And it's like, and I don't know whose quote this is,

1829
01:37:02,320 --> 01:37:03,920
Speaker 17: but they were like, yeah, a funny guy can make

1830
01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:06,919
Speaker 17: his friends laugh. A comic can make a hundred strangers

1831
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:09,479
Speaker 17: laugh on queue. Yeah, and that's what you got. You know,

1832
01:37:09,600 --> 01:37:12,680
Speaker 17: it's being repeatable and it's yeah, it's the art of

1833
01:37:12,800 --> 01:37:16,680
Speaker 17: developing it. And that's true of anything, you know, and hopefully.

1834
01:37:16,479 --> 01:37:20,040
Speaker 10: Also the guy making his There's multiple stories of well

1835
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:22,680
Speaker 10: known comedians who started kind of that way, right, Like

1836
01:37:23,040 --> 01:37:25,679
Speaker 10: Gaffigan was an engineer.

1837
01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:27,559
Speaker 3: You were like an engineer and guys.

1838
01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:30,160
Speaker 17: I worked in aerospace, and yeah, I had a lot

1839
01:37:30,280 --> 01:37:33,040
Speaker 17: more fun making people laugh than building airplanes.

1840
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:36,360
Speaker 3: But you know, building airplanes play paid the rent.

1841
01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:39,679
Speaker 17: Yeah, and yeah, it is like that, and you develop

1842
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:42,519
Speaker 17: it and as a comic you learn you know, you're

1843
01:37:42,560 --> 01:37:45,519
Speaker 17: a better comic. You should be a better comic at

1844
01:37:45,640 --> 01:37:50,439
Speaker 17: ten years than you were at two. My friend Owen Smith,

1845
01:37:50,439 --> 01:37:53,519
Speaker 17: who's now a great writer and showrunner along with being

1846
01:37:53,560 --> 01:37:55,960
Speaker 17: a comic, he had this show we did online. It

1847
01:37:56,080 --> 01:37:58,920
Speaker 17: was called Notebooks, and he had us pull up our

1848
01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:02,240
Speaker 17: notebooks from like our first year or two in the

1849
01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:04,080
Speaker 17: business and read the jokes.

1850
01:38:04,200 --> 01:38:06,880
Speaker 3: Now we want to talk about cringe.

1851
01:38:07,040 --> 01:38:10,200
Speaker 17: And pain in the corner, Like, oh, man, dude, I

1852
01:38:10,320 --> 01:38:13,519
Speaker 17: think that was funny, but some of them were funny,

1853
01:38:13,600 --> 01:38:15,479
Speaker 17: and we were like, oh, I can make that funny now,

1854
01:38:15,600 --> 01:38:18,080
Speaker 17: but yeah, I'm better at it. But that was I

1855
01:38:18,160 --> 01:38:19,960
Speaker 17: thought that was a great idea for a show and

1856
01:38:20,000 --> 01:38:20,639
Speaker 17: a lot of fun.

1857
01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:24,599
Speaker 10: Alonzo Boden is back in Cleveland to do the weekend

1858
01:38:24,600 --> 01:38:27,360
Speaker 10: at Hilarities. That is seven and nine thirty tonight, six

1859
01:38:27,560 --> 01:38:29,880
Speaker 10: thirty and nine to fifteen tomorrow night.

1860
01:38:29,920 --> 01:38:32,200
Speaker 3: If you go to Hilarities dot com you can get

1861
01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:33,080
Speaker 3: the details on it.

1862
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:36,839
Speaker 10: He is Zo Funny on Instagram at Zo Funny on Instagram,

1863
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:40,639
Speaker 10: And of course people remember Alonzo from last comic Standing

1864
01:38:40,840 --> 01:38:43,240
Speaker 10: that was quite some time ago. I hear you on

1865
01:38:43,360 --> 01:38:46,000
Speaker 10: wait wait, don't tell me over an NPR. You're in Vegas.

1866
01:38:46,120 --> 01:38:49,240
Speaker 17: Now I'm living in Vegas and working in Vegas a lot.

1867
01:38:49,320 --> 01:38:50,639
Speaker 17: There's a lot of comedy in Vegas.

1868
01:38:50,760 --> 01:38:51,960
Speaker 3: Kimmel's got the club in Vegas.

1869
01:38:52,040 --> 01:38:54,760
Speaker 17: Yeah, well, Kimmel's got a club, Brad Garrett's Club. Yeah,

1870
01:38:54,800 --> 01:38:58,880
Speaker 17: he is magnificent. They just reopened the laugh Factory. The

1871
01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,320
Speaker 17: Comedy Seller is at the Rio, and if you really

1872
01:39:01,439 --> 01:39:04,559
Speaker 17: want laughs, the Raiders play at Allegiance Stare.

1873
01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:09,400
Speaker 3: Yeah. You talking about making a hundred thousand strangers last week. Oh,

1874
01:39:09,680 --> 01:39:11,880
Speaker 3: you can have a ball. It's a little pricey, but

1875
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:13,160
Speaker 3: you will get your money here.

1876
01:39:13,240 --> 01:39:13,439
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1877
01:39:13,520 --> 01:39:13,680
Speaker 19: Right.

1878
01:39:14,320 --> 01:39:16,800
Speaker 3: They haven't had comics at the Sphere yet, have they.

1879
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:19,280
Speaker 3: I mean it's no, no one's done the Sphere you can.

1880
01:39:19,600 --> 01:39:23,280
Speaker 17: I think they're literally literally be worried about you falling

1881
01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:27,479
Speaker 17: down laughing. The Sphere has very weird seating set up

1882
01:39:27,520 --> 01:39:31,160
Speaker 17: where it's very vertical towards the top, and yeah, I

1883
01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:33,400
Speaker 17: don't know if they want you laughing out of your

1884
01:39:33,439 --> 01:39:33,960
Speaker 17: seat up there.

1885
01:39:34,040 --> 01:39:34,920
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I wonder.

1886
01:39:35,040 --> 01:39:37,360
Speaker 10: I mean, my initial thought is that that's such a

1887
01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:41,280
Speaker 10: place that's tailor made for the visual aspect of music, right,

1888
01:39:41,560 --> 01:39:43,559
Speaker 10: that with the comedian you wouldn't have I would think

1889
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:45,519
Speaker 10: that the You know, if you go see fish, you know,

1890
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:46,559
Speaker 10: everybody's tripping balls.

1891
01:39:46,560 --> 01:39:46,880
Speaker 3: Anyway.

1892
01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:48,880
Speaker 10: I think people be falling down less than right given

1893
01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:52,000
Speaker 10: that kind of structure their comedy, though, it surprises me.

1894
01:39:52,120 --> 01:39:54,640
Speaker 10: There's plenty of comics doing arenas and that feels like

1895
01:39:54,680 --> 01:39:56,639
Speaker 10: it's a fifteen twenty thousand seater right the sphere.

1896
01:39:56,720 --> 01:40:01,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, the arena part would be good, but this it's

1897
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:01,880
Speaker 3: like a.

1898
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:07,880
Speaker 17: A submersive experience in the sense that it starts out

1899
01:40:07,920 --> 01:40:10,439
Speaker 17: on the screen and you don't even realize how it's growing.

1900
01:40:10,520 --> 01:40:12,080
Speaker 17: But the next thing, it's all around you.

1901
01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:15,599
Speaker 3: You're in the midst of like with you know, comedy

1902
01:40:15,600 --> 01:40:17,040
Speaker 3: wouldn't really require that, right.

1903
01:40:17,320 --> 01:40:20,400
Speaker 17: They're doing The Wizard of Oz and when the tornado hits,

1904
01:40:20,840 --> 01:40:23,519
Speaker 17: they turn on wind machines and it's like it's all

1905
01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:27,200
Speaker 17: around you, like whoa, It's it's pretty incredible as a comic.

1906
01:40:27,320 --> 01:40:30,120
Speaker 3: They're flinging fence pieces into you and houses and you.

1907
01:40:30,320 --> 01:40:34,439
Speaker 17: Know, how many jokes would do you really need Fluffy

1908
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:36,560
Speaker 17: all around.

1909
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:39,880
Speaker 3: You doing the voice with a wind machine? Yeah, a

1910
01:40:39,920 --> 01:40:42,360
Speaker 3: little much. You have a home club or like one

1911
01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:43,760
Speaker 3: that you like doing the most.

1912
01:40:44,080 --> 01:40:46,000
Speaker 17: You're trying to get me in trouble. Alan No, I

1913
01:40:47,439 --> 01:40:49,920
Speaker 17: like them all equally. I like them all equally. I

1914
01:40:50,040 --> 01:40:52,599
Speaker 17: love Brad and I love Brad. I love Brad because

1915
01:40:52,640 --> 01:40:55,040
Speaker 17: Brad is a great guy. He's a comic, he's good

1916
01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:57,720
Speaker 17: to the comic. He lives there beautiful club. No, I

1917
01:40:57,800 --> 01:41:00,160
Speaker 17: think he's part time, like he keeps a place, but

1918
01:41:00,240 --> 01:41:02,840
Speaker 17: he lives in La and a laugh factory. I love

1919
01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:05,479
Speaker 17: because that's home. That my first job, I was a

1920
01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:08,559
Speaker 17: doorman at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood over thirty years ago,

1921
01:41:08,720 --> 01:41:11,240
Speaker 17: So the laugh Factory is always going to be home

1922
01:41:11,320 --> 01:41:11,519
Speaker 17: for me.

1923
01:41:12,120 --> 01:41:14,800
Speaker 10: Who's a comedian that was coming up kind of the

1924
01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:17,559
Speaker 10: same time as you that you thought we might even

1925
01:41:17,560 --> 01:41:19,600
Speaker 10: know who this is. I'm just asking you that you

1926
01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:22,479
Speaker 10: were like, he or she is gonna be huge.

1927
01:41:23,280 --> 01:41:25,679
Speaker 3: Didn't happen? Any name come to mind?

1928
01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:30,560
Speaker 10: I mean, I was Shang Forbes, Shane Forbes, Shang Shang Forbes.

1929
01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:34,360
Speaker 17: Brilliantly funny. The first time I saw him, I guess

1930
01:41:34,439 --> 01:41:37,080
Speaker 17: he's maybe two or three years in the business longer

1931
01:41:37,120 --> 01:41:39,080
Speaker 17: than me, and I was just sitting there like, Wow,

1932
01:41:39,320 --> 01:41:42,519
Speaker 17: this guy is amazing and he's had a great career,

1933
01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:47,960
Speaker 17: you know, But he didn't become the superstar that I

1934
01:41:48,120 --> 01:41:51,280
Speaker 17: thought he would with his with his energy, with his

1935
01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:54,240
Speaker 17: attitude and stuff like that. He was one of the

1936
01:41:54,439 --> 01:41:56,720
Speaker 17: guys who I saw that I was like, wow, I

1937
01:41:56,920 --> 01:41:59,960
Speaker 17: joke about Gabe Iglacius about fluff.

1938
01:42:00,320 --> 01:42:00,519
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1939
01:42:01,720 --> 01:42:05,200
Speaker 17: When I first saw him, we were at some little

1940
01:42:05,760 --> 01:42:09,120
Speaker 17: uh casino in East LA. They have these card casinos

1941
01:42:09,680 --> 01:42:12,760
Speaker 17: in LA. They're not like full casinos or whatever, and

1942
01:42:12,960 --> 01:42:17,360
Speaker 17: this giant Mexican dude comes bouncing on the stage, giggling,

1943
01:42:18,120 --> 01:42:21,560
Speaker 17: wearing a Hawaiian shirt and shorts, and we were all like,

1944
01:42:21,920 --> 01:42:24,960
Speaker 17: what is going Like he was a phenomenon and you know.

1945
01:42:25,000 --> 01:42:25,400
Speaker 5: What it was?

1946
01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:28,559
Speaker 3: Oh from the jump you mean from the jump beloved him?

1947
01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:30,519
Speaker 10: I thought you meant it was well yeah, I thought

1948
01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:32,200
Speaker 10: I thought you were going in a direction like we

1949
01:42:32,320 --> 01:42:33,800
Speaker 10: thought this guy was just going to be kind of

1950
01:42:33,840 --> 01:42:34,479
Speaker 10: all flash.

1951
01:42:34,960 --> 01:42:37,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy was like we were like he was

1952
01:42:37,320 --> 01:42:39,880
Speaker 3: like it was like incredible, Like people loved this guy.

1953
01:42:41,439 --> 01:42:45,200
Speaker 17: Yeah the time he bounced on stage. Then another guy,

1954
01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:50,360
Speaker 17: well there's there's there's been quite a few, but Ken Jong.

1955
01:42:51,120 --> 01:42:53,720
Speaker 17: The funny thing about Ken. The first time I met Ken,

1956
01:42:54,360 --> 01:42:57,400
Speaker 17: I said, are you a real doctor or do you workfiser?

1957
01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,680
Speaker 17: And he's like he starts cracking and he's like I

1958
01:43:00,760 --> 01:43:04,240
Speaker 17: work at Kaiser and he was funny. He was a

1959
01:43:04,360 --> 01:43:08,240
Speaker 17: super nice guy and he still is. Yeah, and he's

1960
01:43:08,320 --> 01:43:10,479
Speaker 17: still the same guy. He's really cool.

1961
01:43:10,800 --> 01:43:13,120
Speaker 3: Was he a physician? I've always been all that's what

1962
01:43:13,240 --> 01:43:14,120
Speaker 3: I thought. He was a doctor.

1963
01:43:14,240 --> 01:43:18,280
Speaker 17: So, you know, my day job, like I was initially,

1964
01:43:18,320 --> 01:43:20,639
Speaker 17: I was an airplane mechanic. I used to drive trucks

1965
01:43:20,640 --> 01:43:21,840
Speaker 17: for studios and stuff.

1966
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Speaker 3: He was a doctor. He's like a license during the day,

1967
01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:29,760
Speaker 3: yea doing stand up at night through medical school and

1968
01:43:29,840 --> 01:43:30,920
Speaker 3: goes after all that.

1969
01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:34,080
Speaker 17: His patients would feel about that, Yeah, you know, I

1970
01:43:34,160 --> 01:43:37,639
Speaker 17: don't know if you want your doctor to be professionally funny,

1971
01:43:37,720 --> 01:43:39,400
Speaker 17: but it seems to have worked out for him.

1972
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Speaker 3: So yeah.

1973
01:43:40,320 --> 01:43:43,479
Speaker 17: So you see people come into business. Some people I

1974
01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:46,000
Speaker 17: started with some like I say, a couple of years before,

1975
01:43:46,000 --> 01:43:48,600
Speaker 17: a couple of years after, and some of them you

1976
01:43:48,680 --> 01:43:51,120
Speaker 17: can see it like, Wow, they're gonna be something. Others

1977
01:43:51,160 --> 01:43:54,120
Speaker 17: you think they're going to be great, and they're great comics,

1978
01:43:54,200 --> 01:43:57,280
Speaker 17: but they're not super famous. I think it's a combination

1979
01:43:57,479 --> 01:44:00,840
Speaker 17: of talent, marketing and luck and luck.

1980
01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:04,360
Speaker 3: Man, there's so many variables. Yeah, so many things.

1981
01:44:04,439 --> 01:44:06,800
Speaker 10: They can just throw you in one direction or not

1982
01:44:07,280 --> 01:44:09,800
Speaker 10: or you know, a person who needs to be there

1983
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Speaker 10: that night to see you didn't show up.

1984
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Speaker 17: Yeah, things like that just you know there for a

1985
01:44:14,520 --> 01:44:16,479
Speaker 17: long time. I mean, now it's a lot more open

1986
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:19,840
Speaker 17: with the Internet. Yeah, there were the gatekeepers, you know

1987
01:44:20,680 --> 01:44:22,960
Speaker 17: in the nineties or early two thousands, less than one

1988
01:44:23,000 --> 01:44:25,400
Speaker 17: hundred people making the decision because you had to get

1989
01:44:25,439 --> 01:44:27,200
Speaker 17: on TV, you had to get in front of people.

1990
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Speaker 3: Yeah, so and Mitzi had or something like that gate keepers. Yeah.

1991
01:44:31,080 --> 01:44:34,920
Speaker 3: If you weren't if they didn't see you, then no

1992
01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:38,920
Speaker 3: one saw you, right you know. So yeah, that was

1993
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Speaker 3: that was part of it.

1994
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Speaker 10: Well, it's kind of a double edged sword too, because

1995
01:44:42,160 --> 01:44:46,000
Speaker 10: in just about every art form having no gatekeepers is

1996
01:44:46,080 --> 01:44:49,479
Speaker 10: weird too. Oh yeah, because there's like nature hates a vacuum,

1997
01:44:49,520 --> 01:44:50,760
Speaker 10: you know what I mean, And so you have so

1998
01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:53,240
Speaker 10: many people trying to get eyes and filling those spots

1999
01:44:53,280 --> 01:44:56,120
Speaker 10: that you really do have to have your stuff down tight.

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Speaker 17: Well.

2001
01:44:56,800 --> 01:45:00,679
Speaker 3: One thing that the internet created was the one bit wonder.

2002
01:45:01,280 --> 01:45:04,920
Speaker 17: Yeah, you know, whereas you you had somebody who had

2003
01:45:05,479 --> 01:45:09,559
Speaker 17: something go viral online, but that's all they had. Yeah,

2004
01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:11,960
Speaker 17: and they'll sell a ton of tickets and people go

2005
01:45:12,080 --> 01:45:13,600
Speaker 17: to the show and it's like the old days of

2006
01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:16,439
Speaker 17: the concerts with the one hit wonder you're sitting there

2007
01:45:16,520 --> 01:45:19,280
Speaker 17: for you know, all right, play the hit come.

2008
01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:21,400
Speaker 10: We were talking about this before, where they would play

2009
01:45:21,439 --> 01:45:23,519
Speaker 10: the hit at the beginning and the end of their set.

2010
01:45:23,560 --> 01:45:25,200
Speaker 10: They bookend their own seven with the hit.

2011
01:45:25,439 --> 01:45:30,040
Speaker 17: So with some of these online one hit wonder comics,

2012
01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:31,880
Speaker 17: you're like, okay, get to the bit, get to the

2013
01:45:31,960 --> 01:45:35,519
Speaker 17: B and then some of them because it can be random,

2014
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:38,160
Speaker 17: it doesn't necessarily mean they're bad commed. They may not

2015
01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:40,519
Speaker 17: have been doing it that long, but they stumbled on

2016
01:45:40,600 --> 01:45:43,920
Speaker 17: the yes, yeah, right and now because when you're a comic,

2017
01:45:44,479 --> 01:45:46,320
Speaker 17: you're expected to go up there and be funny for

2018
01:45:46,439 --> 01:45:48,840
Speaker 17: forty five minutes to an hour, right, which it takes

2019
01:45:48,880 --> 01:45:50,920
Speaker 17: some work, and if you've only been doing comedy for

2020
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:54,400
Speaker 17: two years, you probably ain't gonna be funny for forty

2021
01:45:54,479 --> 01:45:55,000
Speaker 17: five minutes.

2022
01:45:55,080 --> 01:45:57,000
Speaker 10: Yo. Well, in the trouble with the one bit Wonder

2023
01:45:57,080 --> 01:45:58,960
Speaker 10: too is you might get them once, but they're not

2024
01:45:59,000 --> 01:45:59,920
Speaker 10: going to come back and see.

2025
01:46:00,240 --> 01:46:01,240
Speaker 3: Well, that's the bad thing.

2026
01:46:01,360 --> 01:46:04,080
Speaker 17: That's the worst thing, right, Like in the days of

2027
01:46:04,200 --> 01:46:06,960
Speaker 17: Last Comic That's what happened to dat Fan, you know.

2028
01:46:07,240 --> 01:46:11,640
Speaker 17: Unfortunately d Fan was a winner of Season one and

2029
01:46:11,760 --> 01:46:14,080
Speaker 17: he was a good comic, but he wasn't ready for

2030
01:46:14,200 --> 01:46:17,479
Speaker 17: that yet, like winning this show on network. So they

2031
01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:20,760
Speaker 17: sent him out as a headliner and he couldn't do it.

2032
01:46:20,960 --> 01:46:23,240
Speaker 3: He just oh, I know because I opened for Dad Fan.

2033
01:46:23,360 --> 01:46:26,599
Speaker 17: Yeah he could, and it was bad because it ruined

2034
01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:29,479
Speaker 17: his reputation for a long time. Yeah, this rep is

2035
01:46:29,560 --> 01:46:31,040
Speaker 17: being not funny.

2036
01:46:31,120 --> 01:46:33,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was. It wasn't not funny. It was

2037
01:46:33,439 --> 01:46:34,000
Speaker 3: not ready.

2038
01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:36,320
Speaker 10: I did stand up before radio and I remember I

2039
01:46:36,439 --> 01:46:37,880
Speaker 10: was on in Pittsburgh and they said, you want to

2040
01:46:37,920 --> 01:46:40,960
Speaker 10: open for Dat Fan. It was the season that he won, obviously. Yeah,

2041
01:46:41,040 --> 01:46:44,040
Speaker 10: so his tour was dad Fan from last comic standing.

2042
01:46:44,080 --> 01:46:46,360
Speaker 10: I was like, yeah, cool, Like I hadn't watched the show.

2043
01:46:46,439 --> 01:46:49,640
Speaker 10: I didn't, but I assumed, oh this guy right, I

2044
01:46:49,800 --> 01:46:51,040
Speaker 10: did thirty five minutes?

2045
01:46:51,120 --> 01:46:54,679
Speaker 3: He did ten? Yeah, he he did ten minutes.

2046
01:46:55,080 --> 01:46:57,320
Speaker 10: I was like, this can't possibly be like the So

2047
01:46:57,439 --> 01:46:59,960
Speaker 10: I don't know if they thought that, like he could

2048
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:02,640
Speaker 10: just kind of surf that wave of the show.

2049
01:47:02,600 --> 01:47:05,479
Speaker 17: But well, you know how the business is. They saw money.

2050
01:47:05,840 --> 01:47:08,519
Speaker 17: They so they saw dollar signs put him out there, right, Yeah,

2051
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:11,639
Speaker 17: And I always thought it was unfair that nobody thought,

2052
01:47:11,720 --> 01:47:13,640
Speaker 17: hey man, we should hire a couple of comics to

2053
01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:16,720
Speaker 17: write for this guy. Guys have been doing comedy for

2054
01:47:16,840 --> 01:47:19,600
Speaker 17: five years. Yet he's not there. But he has a

2055
01:47:19,720 --> 01:47:21,559
Speaker 17: name and people are coming to see him. Let's get

2056
01:47:21,600 --> 01:47:22,320
Speaker 17: some people to write.

2057
01:47:22,439 --> 01:47:25,760
Speaker 3: But nobody, or pack the show or something like, yeah, nobody.

2058
01:47:25,520 --> 01:47:28,960
Speaker 17: Cares about you. Although there was a period where packing

2059
01:47:29,080 --> 01:47:31,880
Speaker 17: the show was my living. I was doing a thing

2060
01:47:31,960 --> 01:47:35,240
Speaker 17: where they would have these usually it was sitcom stars.

2061
01:47:35,320 --> 01:47:38,080
Speaker 17: It would be somebody who's a name. Yeah, not that funny,

2062
01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:40,720
Speaker 17: so they put on like an opener, then they'd have

2063
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:44,400
Speaker 17: two really funny comics, and then they'd have them. It

2064
01:47:44,560 --> 01:47:46,320
Speaker 17: was one of the you know, really funny. So I

2065
01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:48,000
Speaker 17: got a lot of work, Like, look, you got to

2066
01:47:48,040 --> 01:47:50,160
Speaker 17: make this. You got to make sure people leave having

2067
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:50,920
Speaker 17: had a good time.

2068
01:47:51,000 --> 01:47:53,439
Speaker 10: You were like the foundation of the house. Yeah they

2069
01:47:53,479 --> 01:47:55,400
Speaker 10: came to see the top floor, but you had to

2070
01:47:55,479 --> 01:47:56,120
Speaker 10: be down there.

2071
01:47:56,000 --> 01:47:59,200
Speaker 17: To get and it was, you know, it's the work, man.

2072
01:47:59,640 --> 01:48:01,960
Speaker 17: I don't know how to explain it. I've always been

2073
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,400
Speaker 17: a grinder. I've always been a worker.

2074
01:48:03,439 --> 01:48:06,160
Speaker 10: I love you came through here right before COVID hit

2075
01:48:06,200 --> 01:48:08,400
Speaker 10: doing Family Feud Live. You were right down here at

2076
01:48:08,400 --> 01:48:11,280
Speaker 10: Playhouse Square. I remember that that was a fun show,

2077
01:48:11,479 --> 01:48:14,759
Speaker 10: I bet you know. And a friend of mine Marcus Miller.

2078
01:48:14,800 --> 01:48:18,640
Speaker 17: He's a brilliant bass player, composer, scores movies all that.

2079
01:48:18,880 --> 01:48:23,840
Speaker 3: He was Luther Vandros musical director, so he wrote the music.

2080
01:48:24,200 --> 01:48:26,639
Speaker 3: Marcus been nominated for the rock call Everything.

2081
01:48:26,760 --> 01:48:29,720
Speaker 17: Yeah, Marcus is great. And I was telling him he said, man,

2082
01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:33,479
Speaker 17: I said, Marcus, my career has the strangest luck.

2083
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:34,000
Speaker 11: Right.

2084
01:48:34,920 --> 01:48:36,880
Speaker 17: I had a show called one hundred and one Cars

2085
01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:39,479
Speaker 17: You Must Drive. It was a really fun car show.

2086
01:48:39,560 --> 01:48:42,080
Speaker 17: I'm making fun of cars. I'm a gearhead. It's great. Right,

2087
01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:45,160
Speaker 17: we get through the first season, We've done like forty

2088
01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:49,720
Speaker 17: something cars, Speed Channel gets sold to Fox, becomes a

2089
01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:52,840
Speaker 17: baseball channel. I'm out of work, right, Yeah, well so

2090
01:48:52,920 --> 01:48:54,960
Speaker 17: I guess we ain't going to get to those last sixty.

2091
01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:55,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2092
01:48:55,800 --> 01:48:59,040
Speaker 17: Family Feud Live. We're doing it in theaters and casinos.

2093
01:48:59,080 --> 01:48:59,479
Speaker 3: It's fun.

2094
01:48:59,560 --> 01:49:02,720
Speaker 17: We got celebrity hosts, were bringing in people from the

2095
01:49:02,800 --> 01:49:06,000
Speaker 17: audience playing Family Feud. We're having a great time. Oh

2096
01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:08,920
Speaker 17: what's that COVID you say so we're going to be

2097
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:13,000
Speaker 17: shutting down the country, every live venue in America. Yeah, Lonzo,

2098
01:49:13,040 --> 01:49:13,719
Speaker 17: it's been fun.

2099
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:16,160
Speaker 10: It'll only it'll be gone in three weeks, there are

2100
01:49:16,200 --> 01:49:19,120
Speaker 10: those early days ago. Basketball will be back in three weeks.

2101
01:49:19,160 --> 01:49:19,760
Speaker 3: It'll be fine.

2102
01:49:19,840 --> 01:49:24,320
Speaker 17: So I gotta tell you two guys who were mentors

2103
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:26,599
Speaker 17: to me, whether they knew it or not, and I'll

2104
01:49:26,760 --> 01:49:31,080
Speaker 17: always love them, dom Arera and George Wallace. Yeah, two

2105
01:49:31,280 --> 01:49:34,320
Speaker 17: of the absolute masters. And one of the things I

2106
01:49:34,439 --> 01:49:37,600
Speaker 17: learned from them don't get bitter. You just keep doing it.

2107
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:40,080
Speaker 17: Because if you want to talk about two guys who

2108
01:49:40,240 --> 01:49:45,200
Speaker 17: should be like superstars, household names, have the you know

2109
01:49:45,479 --> 01:49:48,439
Speaker 17: when you hear other comics talk about how great they

2110
01:49:48,520 --> 01:49:50,639
Speaker 17: are as comics. I mean, this year is fifty years

2111
01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:55,120
Speaker 17: for George doing stand up and you know, and they're successful, right,

2112
01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:57,759
Speaker 17: they made it, but they they got friends who literally

2113
01:49:57,880 --> 01:50:01,680
Speaker 17: have hundreds of millions of dollars. Yeah, never bitter, just say, man,

2114
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:03,960
Speaker 17: you do what you do, you know. So so I

2115
01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:05,320
Speaker 17: kind of learned that from them.

2116
01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:08,000
Speaker 3: You know. I just I love doing this and I've

2117
01:50:08,000 --> 01:50:09,080
Speaker 3: been lucky enough. Listen.

2118
01:50:09,600 --> 01:50:11,400
Speaker 17: Uh And I hate to say this because I know

2119
01:50:11,520 --> 01:50:14,160
Speaker 17: gen Z is listening, but I own a home and

2120
01:50:14,320 --> 01:50:15,519
Speaker 17: gen Z they hate hearing that.

2121
01:50:15,560 --> 01:50:16,439
Speaker 3: Because they never will.

2122
01:50:17,280 --> 01:50:20,840
Speaker 17: But uh, well, but like I know, when I bought

2123
01:50:20,880 --> 01:50:23,439
Speaker 17: a house, you know, somebody going out to say, hey, man,

2124
01:50:24,560 --> 01:50:27,600
Speaker 17: you bought a house, telling jokes like never forget that,

2125
01:50:27,840 --> 01:50:31,479
Speaker 17: never forget how lucky you are and what a gift

2126
01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:34,679
Speaker 17: that is to to do something like that. So while

2127
01:50:34,760 --> 01:50:38,120
Speaker 17: I'm not, you know, didn't make the hundreds of millions,

2128
01:50:38,160 --> 01:50:39,800
Speaker 17: you know, hey, this beats honest work.

2129
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:40,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're working.

2130
01:50:40,800 --> 01:50:43,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, you're like, you walk your house ago, that was

2131
01:50:43,160 --> 01:50:45,040
Speaker 10: a joke. That was a joke, and you're going, when

2132
01:50:45,080 --> 01:50:46,760
Speaker 10: are you going to drop the new hour you said

2133
01:50:46,760 --> 01:50:46,960
Speaker 10: you got.

2134
01:50:47,200 --> 01:50:51,120
Speaker 17: So we just recorded it at the beginning of March.

2135
01:50:51,640 --> 01:50:53,760
Speaker 17: So now we go into post production. We have to

2136
01:50:53,960 --> 01:50:56,719
Speaker 17: edit it and you know, do this is the first

2137
01:50:56,760 --> 01:50:58,800
Speaker 17: time I'm co producing this with my manager, and this

2138
01:50:58,920 --> 01:51:01,280
Speaker 17: is my first time working as a producer and learning

2139
01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:04,080
Speaker 17: all the steps to getting it on area, you know.

2140
01:51:04,160 --> 01:51:06,439
Speaker 17: And they were like, well, you got a color corrected.

2141
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:08,600
Speaker 17: I'm like, what what does that mean? Like, did you

2142
01:51:08,720 --> 01:51:09,719
Speaker 17: not shoot it in color?

2143
01:51:09,800 --> 01:51:10,160
Speaker 3: What do we do?

2144
01:51:10,320 --> 01:51:10,519
Speaker 5: You know?

2145
01:51:10,920 --> 01:51:13,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, so there's a lot of things like that sounds problematic.

2146
01:51:13,640 --> 01:51:15,080
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the phrase we use.

2147
01:51:15,120 --> 01:51:17,280
Speaker 3: I don't know if we color corrected. Yeah, do that

2148
01:51:17,400 --> 01:51:19,840
Speaker 3: to the white comics. Yeah.

2149
01:51:20,360 --> 01:51:23,200
Speaker 17: So we we've got post production, which takes a couple

2150
01:51:23,240 --> 01:51:25,880
Speaker 17: of months and then he will shop it, meaning he'll

2151
01:51:25,920 --> 01:51:29,040
Speaker 17: take it out to the different streaming services networks and

2152
01:51:29,160 --> 01:51:31,640
Speaker 17: we'll hopefully someone likes it enough to pick it up

2153
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:33,320
Speaker 17: and then it'll be out. So it'll be out by

2154
01:51:33,360 --> 01:51:35,679
Speaker 17: the end of the year. Comedy and all that Jazz,

2155
01:51:35,840 --> 01:51:40,120
Speaker 17: Volume four, and I recorded it with Christian McBride, who

2156
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:46,400
Speaker 17: is just a brilliant bass player, composer, multi Grammy Award winner.

2157
01:51:46,479 --> 01:51:48,800
Speaker 17: So I said, look, if I bomb, this is just

2158
01:51:48,920 --> 01:51:50,519
Speaker 17: going to be your spoken word jazz.

2159
01:51:51,240 --> 01:51:54,599
Speaker 3: He's going to be up there poetry. Oh, I'll sell

2160
01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:57,800
Speaker 3: it under his name in a minute. Yeah, beautiful.

2161
01:51:58,280 --> 01:52:01,160
Speaker 10: Alonso Bowden is back in Cleveland this weekend to do

2162
01:52:01,280 --> 01:52:03,680
Speaker 10: Hilarities right around the corner here tonight seven and nine

2163
01:52:03,880 --> 01:52:07,080
Speaker 10: thirty and then six thirty and nine to fifteen tomorrow night.

2164
01:52:07,320 --> 01:52:09,040
Speaker 10: You can go to hilarities dot com for the details.

2165
01:52:09,200 --> 01:52:12,479
Speaker 10: Zo Funny, Zo Funny, find him on Instagram. And it's

2166
01:52:12,479 --> 01:52:13,280
Speaker 10: always good to see you man.

2167
01:52:13,320 --> 01:52:15,479
Speaker 17: Thank you for thank you, thank you for thank you

2168
01:52:15,560 --> 01:52:17,960
Speaker 17: for having me, and congrats on being here because we

2169
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Speaker 17: were talking about this.

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Speaker 3: You know, radio is tough. You're telling me I just

2171
01:52:22,520 --> 01:52:26,120
Speaker 3: hit sixteen years here. Congrats Crazy man. Yeah, I'll see

2172
01:52:26,160 --> 01:52:29,559
Speaker 3: you next time. Yeah, we'll have fun. Allen Cox Show.

2173
01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:35,639
Speaker 13: On one hundred point seven call the Alan Cox Show.

2174
01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:37,240
Speaker 4: Is that what you want to do?

2175
01:52:37,600 --> 01:52:41,160
Speaker 14: Think about it? Alan wants divorcing them.

2176
01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:44,640
Speaker 5: Broke Man two one six seven eight one double O

2177
01:52:44,760 --> 01:52:47,880
Speaker 5: seven four eight one double O seven.

2178
01:53:12,479 --> 01:53:15,280
Speaker 10: That Alonzo Bowden's a piece of work boy, nice guy, man,

2179
01:53:15,320 --> 01:53:20,679
Speaker 10: He's a hard worker, funny dude at hilarities all this weekend.

2180
01:53:22,600 --> 01:53:28,920
Speaker 10: Cabalier's last night win in Chicago. Now, the Bulls are

2181
01:53:29,000 --> 01:53:31,400
Speaker 10: not great this season, so you got to give credit

2182
01:53:31,439 --> 01:53:32,280
Speaker 10: where credit is due.

2183
01:53:32,360 --> 01:53:32,559
Speaker 9: Rob.

2184
01:53:32,600 --> 01:53:35,599
Speaker 10: A win is a win, and the Bulls have been

2185
01:53:35,680 --> 01:53:43,920
Speaker 10: underwater most of the season. But the Calves one beating

2186
01:53:44,000 --> 01:53:49,160
Speaker 10: the Bulls in Chicago. They will go to New Orleans

2187
01:53:49,200 --> 01:53:54,080
Speaker 10: play the Pelicans tomorrow night. No Calves Basketball Tonight, play

2188
01:53:54,160 --> 01:53:57,160
Speaker 10: the Pelicans in New Orleans. But we're about a dozen

2189
01:53:57,280 --> 01:54:02,040
Speaker 10: games away from the end of the regular season. So

2190
01:54:02,200 --> 01:54:06,120
Speaker 10: tomorrow night at the Calves seven o'clock, tip, six thirty

2191
01:54:06,200 --> 01:54:10,880
Speaker 10: pre game, and then after Although it occurs to me

2192
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:13,160
Speaker 10: that our metal show might be a little delayed, Rob

2193
01:54:13,360 --> 01:54:16,080
Speaker 10: because of those post games can get awfully chatty.

2194
01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:16,680
Speaker 3: Yeah huh.

2195
01:54:16,760 --> 01:54:18,599
Speaker 10: As much as I've tried to get those guys hip

2196
01:54:18,680 --> 01:54:21,240
Speaker 10: over there at Caves Central and go hey, I'm running

2197
01:54:21,240 --> 01:54:24,640
Speaker 10: a metal show here man on Saturdays. I thought that

2198
01:54:24,920 --> 01:54:27,200
Speaker 10: were you know, we just passed the third anniversary of

2199
01:54:27,280 --> 01:54:30,760
Speaker 10: two hours to midnight. That's a metal show that I

2200
01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:34,120
Speaker 10: do with Corey Rotick and Pat Butler. We have another

2201
01:54:34,720 --> 01:54:37,080
Speaker 10: one coming for you tomorrow night. I thought in the

2202
01:54:37,160 --> 01:54:40,360
Speaker 10: early days of the program that the information would trickle

2203
01:54:40,480 --> 01:54:42,880
Speaker 10: down to the players.

2204
01:54:44,120 --> 01:54:47,760
Speaker 3: That they had a hard out at ten pm. You

2205
01:54:47,880 --> 01:54:48,880
Speaker 3: stop in the third quarter.

2206
01:54:49,880 --> 01:54:53,360
Speaker 4: We've had enough, I mean, yeah, but no such luck

2207
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:55,080
Speaker 4: metal shows on you shut up.

2208
01:54:55,200 --> 01:54:57,720
Speaker 3: That was wishful thinking on my part. We gotta get

2209
01:54:57,760 --> 01:54:58,120
Speaker 3: out of here.

2210
01:54:58,240 --> 01:55:01,720
Speaker 10: Yeah, we have a bit of a hiatus after tomorrow

2211
01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:05,320
Speaker 10: night too. So with Guardians Baseball starting, you know, there's

2212
01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:09,200
Speaker 10: like late night games that will preempt us occasionally and

2213
01:55:09,280 --> 01:55:09,720
Speaker 10: things like that.

2214
01:55:09,960 --> 01:55:10,720
Speaker 3: So there's some of those.

2215
01:55:10,840 --> 01:55:16,800
Speaker 10: But tomorrow night, right after your Cavalier's game, will be

2216
01:55:16,880 --> 01:55:19,240
Speaker 10: two hours to midnight, one hundred and twenty minutes of

2217
01:55:19,640 --> 01:55:23,920
Speaker 10: nothing but heavy metal. And we're only too happy to

2218
01:55:24,040 --> 01:55:27,040
Speaker 10: perform it for you because it is rob after all.

2219
01:55:27,720 --> 01:55:33,120
Speaker 10: Make no mistake a performance. Now we don't have to

2220
01:55:33,240 --> 01:55:36,880
Speaker 10: pretend that we love heavy metal. We've lived our entire

2221
01:55:37,000 --> 01:55:40,120
Speaker 10: lives flying that banner. But it is still a performance.

2222
01:55:40,320 --> 01:55:42,280
Speaker 10: We got to put some hush into it. You know

2223
01:55:42,320 --> 01:55:45,360
Speaker 10: what I'm saying. I do anytime we crack these mics.

2224
01:55:45,440 --> 01:55:48,680
Speaker 10: Jess knows this. You know, she's shot out of a cannon.

2225
01:55:48,800 --> 01:55:51,760
Speaker 3: Rob one.

2226
01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:59,040
Speaker 10: Rob, She's shot out of a cannon right now? Yes, yeah,

2227
01:55:59,480 --> 01:56:02,120
Speaker 10: cotton Ball reminding us that Chuck Norris can slam a

2228
01:56:02,240 --> 01:56:08,920
Speaker 10: revolving door. Chuck Norris is reading the eulogy at his

2229
01:56:09,040 --> 01:56:09,760
Speaker 10: own service.

2230
01:56:11,600 --> 01:56:12,920
Speaker 3: All right, I like that one.

2231
01:56:13,760 --> 01:56:19,680
Speaker 10: Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father. I mean,

2232
01:56:19,840 --> 01:56:26,280
Speaker 10: that seems unlikely. It seems physically impossible, it says you.

2233
01:56:26,640 --> 01:56:30,160
Speaker 10: When Chuck gets pulled over, the cops try to talk

2234
01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:33,600
Speaker 10: their way out of it. All right, I get what

2235
01:56:33,680 --> 01:56:38,480
Speaker 10: you're doing. Jesus. I saw the So I'm pulling into

2236
01:56:38,840 --> 01:56:41,240
Speaker 10: the gas station. I need to fill up. I'm leaving

2237
01:56:41,320 --> 01:56:43,480
Speaker 10: the bank, rob because I had to mortgage my home

2238
01:56:43,960 --> 01:56:47,120
Speaker 10: to buy gas. I'm pulling into the gas station and

2239
01:56:47,240 --> 01:56:50,160
Speaker 10: I see the oldest person, I swear to God, the

2240
01:56:50,240 --> 01:56:52,400
Speaker 10: oldest person I've ever seen in my life. It's like

2241
01:56:52,440 --> 01:56:58,840
Speaker 10: a Filipino ghost. It was this very, very old. I

2242
01:56:58,960 --> 01:57:01,960
Speaker 10: was pulling out, actually pulling in. He was just this

2243
01:57:02,560 --> 01:57:09,280
Speaker 10: very old Asian man driving a Jaguar rad car. That

2244
01:57:09,440 --> 01:57:13,320
Speaker 10: this guy's behind the wheel, he's it's like a dark green,

2245
01:57:13,880 --> 01:57:20,000
Speaker 10: really nice Jaguar, and he's just kind of hunched behind

2246
01:57:20,080 --> 01:57:22,920
Speaker 10: the wheel, this gray hair. The look on his face

2247
01:57:23,040 --> 01:57:25,160
Speaker 10: was like he didn't know where he was. He had

2248
01:57:25,200 --> 01:57:28,280
Speaker 10: like this bomber jacket. You know the Japanese horror films

2249
01:57:28,280 --> 01:57:30,120
Speaker 10: where they do kind of a jump cut in. The

2250
01:57:30,160 --> 01:57:33,560
Speaker 10: guy's just like a desiccated husky and he comes back

2251
01:57:33,640 --> 01:57:35,880
Speaker 10: with a terrible premonition for people.

2252
01:57:37,400 --> 01:57:38,520
Speaker 3: That's what this guy look like.

2253
01:57:39,120 --> 01:57:42,760
Speaker 10: He just just slowly pulling in his XJS. But he

2254
01:57:42,840 --> 01:57:46,320
Speaker 10: didn't look like he knew where he was. I if

2255
01:57:46,400 --> 01:57:52,400
Speaker 10: I hadn't had to, if I hadn't had to be

2256
01:57:52,680 --> 01:57:58,680
Speaker 10: somewhere I gotta get on my tenses lined up, I

2257
01:57:58,720 --> 01:58:01,080
Speaker 10: would have stopped. I would waited for this guy get

2258
01:58:01,160 --> 01:58:05,200
Speaker 10: out of his car, and I wouldn't have the audacity

2259
01:58:05,400 --> 01:58:08,360
Speaker 10: to engage with the guy, but just to kind of

2260
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:11,320
Speaker 10: peek around the corners, look at God.

2261
01:58:12,720 --> 01:58:13,160
Speaker 3: Something.

2262
01:58:14,360 --> 01:58:16,680
Speaker 10: Now, maybe when he got out, I would have been like, oh,

2263
01:58:16,840 --> 01:58:18,760
Speaker 10: maybe it was there was a shadow in the car

2264
01:58:18,960 --> 01:58:20,920
Speaker 10: or something that made the guy look old. But I'm like,

2265
01:58:20,960 --> 01:58:25,280
Speaker 10: I don't think so, because he he clearly had done

2266
01:58:25,360 --> 01:58:29,360
Speaker 10: well for himself, right, not a car guy Jazz. There

2267
01:58:29,440 --> 01:58:33,680
Speaker 10: was no mistaking that this was a very expensive, very

2268
01:58:34,760 --> 01:58:36,200
Speaker 10: I think it was new because they don't have to

2269
01:58:36,240 --> 01:58:38,400
Speaker 10: do They don't have the Jaguar hood.

2270
01:58:38,320 --> 01:58:41,040
Speaker 3: Ornament, I don't think anymore. I think they have a badge.

2271
01:58:41,840 --> 01:58:44,480
Speaker 3: I don't know. I guess it depends on the model.

2272
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:44,960
Speaker 11: You know.

2273
01:58:45,160 --> 01:58:48,560
Speaker 4: I'm not horribly up to date on the on the

2274
01:58:48,680 --> 01:58:51,880
Speaker 4: Jaguar right on the Jaguar jagauaw.

2275
01:58:55,040 --> 01:58:58,560
Speaker 3: So this guy, uh yeah, it.

2276
01:58:58,640 --> 01:59:02,920
Speaker 10: Was like a dark gritan Uh, not an x jas

2277
01:59:03,000 --> 01:59:04,320
Speaker 10: because I don't think they make those anymore.

2278
01:59:04,360 --> 01:59:08,520
Speaker 3: But I mean, he was in something that was sweet

2279
01:59:10,240 --> 01:59:13,640
Speaker 3: and he's pulling in at two miles an hour. Man,

2280
01:59:13,720 --> 01:59:15,800
Speaker 3: this guy being safe.

2281
01:59:15,840 --> 01:59:17,920
Speaker 10: He's got a nice car, I know, But he was

2282
01:59:17,960 --> 01:59:25,600
Speaker 10: also one thousand years old. So what's under Chuck's what's

2283
01:59:25,720 --> 01:59:30,960
Speaker 10: under Chuck Norris's beard? Another fist? I see Chuck Norris

2284
01:59:31,080 --> 01:59:34,000
Speaker 10: visited the Virgin Islands once. Can you get us what

2285
01:59:34,040 --> 01:59:34,720
Speaker 10: they're called now?

2286
01:59:35,040 --> 01:59:36,360
Speaker 3: The islands? The islands?

2287
01:59:36,840 --> 01:59:37,000
Speaker 1: Dave?

2288
01:59:37,040 --> 01:59:39,800
Speaker 3: Are you a fan of Chuck nors or are you

2289
01:59:39,920 --> 01:59:41,120
Speaker 3: a fan of Chuck Norris?

2290
01:59:41,720 --> 01:59:44,480
Speaker 4: Are you are you mourning his passing?

2291
01:59:53,040 --> 01:59:57,880
Speaker 3: Hey? Nick, Hey, Allen? What's up?

2292
01:59:59,480 --> 01:59:59,680
Speaker 17: Wow?

2293
02:00:00,560 --> 02:00:02,040
Speaker 3: We've all heard the news already.

2294
02:00:02,880 --> 02:00:05,840
Speaker 8: It just hits especially little home for me on this

2295
02:00:06,120 --> 02:00:09,560
Speaker 8: because I remember the first time I ever watched an

2296
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:11,360
Speaker 8: episode of Texas Walker Ranger.

2297
02:00:12,640 --> 02:00:14,280
Speaker 3: It's Texas Walker Ranger.

2298
02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:19,360
Speaker 8: Yes, yes, that is where I became blessed to know

2299
02:00:19,640 --> 02:00:22,600
Speaker 8: mister lovely Norris, who is no longer with us. The uh,

2300
02:00:23,080 --> 02:00:26,000
Speaker 8: he's now just a Texas Ranger, he's no longer walking.

2301
02:00:26,640 --> 02:00:31,520
Speaker 8: And the reason I know it was actually today, twenty

2302
02:00:31,720 --> 02:00:34,360
Speaker 8: five years ago. Today was the first day I saw

2303
02:00:34,440 --> 02:00:38,200
Speaker 8: my first episode of Texas Walker Ranger because I watched

2304
02:00:38,200 --> 02:00:41,880
Speaker 8: it with my grandfather on my birthday. So this really

2305
02:00:42,080 --> 02:00:45,800
Speaker 8: hits a little home. There's so many jokes.

2306
02:00:45,520 --> 02:00:48,280
Speaker 14: That now just have to go on past. There's so

2307
02:00:48,440 --> 02:00:49,920
Speaker 14: many references the kids.

2308
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:53,280
Speaker 10: Won more understand is all of this to say that

2309
02:00:53,360 --> 02:00:55,400
Speaker 10: Chuck Norris died on your birthday?

2310
02:00:56,640 --> 02:01:01,720
Speaker 3: Yeah? You got me? Yeah? How old are you? H thirdy?

2311
02:01:02,480 --> 02:01:05,680
Speaker 10: You know, if Chuck Norris is still alive, he'd be

2312
02:01:05,840 --> 02:01:07,800
Speaker 10: celebrating your birthday.

2313
02:01:07,400 --> 02:01:08,040
Speaker 3: As his own.

2314
02:01:09,240 --> 02:01:09,600
Speaker 5: I don't know.

2315
02:01:12,040 --> 02:01:14,480
Speaker 3: I needed that. There you go, all right, thank you

2316
02:01:14,600 --> 02:01:17,960
Speaker 3: Nick Rob. What's happening? My alarm went off as Friday

2317
02:01:18,120 --> 02:01:21,960
Speaker 3: five o'clock. Yeah, what's your finger bag?

2318
02:01:22,280 --> 02:01:26,640
Speaker 11: Finger bag bang bang bang binger bag finger bag.

2319
02:01:26,680 --> 02:01:31,760
Speaker 10: Bryan inserts himself, if you will today, bang bang.

2320
02:01:31,760 --> 02:01:49,200
Speaker 11: Bang binger bang bang finger bang bang bang finger bag

2321
02:01:49,440 --> 02:01:53,960
Speaker 11: bang bang bang binger bang bang finger bag bang bang

2322
02:01:54,240 --> 02:01:58,800
Speaker 11: bang binger bang bang finger bang bang bang bang bigger

2323
02:01:58,920 --> 02:02:02,920
Speaker 11: bang bang bang bang bang bang finger bang.

2324
02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:06,760
Speaker 3: Oh boy, how about thank you, Brian. I live my life.

2325
02:02:06,800 --> 02:02:10,080
Speaker 11: Looked at you, babe, would be the hardest.

2326
02:02:09,760 --> 02:02:11,280
Speaker 13: Thing I would ever do.

2327
02:02:12,120 --> 02:02:13,240
Speaker 3: Trying to forget the.

2328
02:02:14,120 --> 02:02:18,320
Speaker 11: We want would be the hardest thing I would ever do.

2329
02:02:23,480 --> 02:02:26,680
Speaker 3: A respiratory ailment there with Bryan, thank you.

2330
02:02:29,800 --> 02:02:31,680
Speaker 11: This is my actual peeing.

2331
02:02:31,920 --> 02:02:35,160
Speaker 3: All right, I need to hear that kind of nonsense.

2332
02:02:35,960 --> 02:02:39,240
Speaker 3: Thank you. Welcome to the weekend, everybody. Oh what the

2333
02:02:39,680 --> 02:02:40,720
Speaker 3: finger bang.

2334
02:02:42,560 --> 02:02:45,840
Speaker 10: Cotton ball says thirty five years ago today, Eric Clapton's

2335
02:02:45,920 --> 02:02:47,320
Speaker 10: kid learned about gravity.

2336
02:02:47,680 --> 02:02:50,360
Speaker 3: Oh rough weight.

2337
02:02:50,800 --> 02:02:51,640
Speaker 18: That is rude.

2338
02:02:51,840 --> 02:02:54,160
Speaker 3: That rude, God, that's rude.

2339
02:02:54,640 --> 02:02:59,040
Speaker 4: Jesus he's given Chuck Norris piggyback rides. Right, that's a

2340
02:02:59,360 --> 02:03:01,640
Speaker 4: that's a tough tough way to sell that one. There

2341
02:03:02,640 --> 02:03:03,360
Speaker 4: cotton balls.

2342
02:03:03,640 --> 02:03:09,480
Speaker 10: You know, today is also the vernal equinox. Rob it's

2343
02:03:09,520 --> 02:03:13,000
Speaker 10: the first day of spring. Oh all right, well let

2344
02:03:13,080 --> 02:03:15,760
Speaker 10: me just say it that way, Jesse. Did you know

2345
02:03:15,840 --> 02:03:17,320
Speaker 10: what the vernal equinox was?

2346
02:03:18,440 --> 02:03:18,480
Speaker 8: No?

2347
02:03:18,840 --> 02:03:21,280
Speaker 3: Oh, do you know what the autumnal equinoxes? I don't

2348
02:03:21,280 --> 02:03:22,440
Speaker 3: know what an equinoxes?

2349
02:03:22,640 --> 02:03:25,840
Speaker 10: And it was a car Oh boy, well, she's not robbed,

2350
02:03:25,880 --> 02:03:27,880
Speaker 10: she's not wrong, she's not wrong, baby steps.

2351
02:03:28,720 --> 02:03:31,680
Speaker 3: It's when the well, you know, the equator.

2352
02:03:32,200 --> 02:03:37,000
Speaker 10: Vernal equinoxes when essentially when the sun goes directly over

2353
02:03:37,080 --> 02:03:40,120
Speaker 10: the equator, so the length of the day and the

2354
02:03:40,240 --> 02:03:42,720
Speaker 10: length of the night are exactly the same day night

2355
02:03:42,840 --> 02:03:45,840
Speaker 10: equal length. So sunset tonight's at seven forty. I think

2356
02:03:45,880 --> 02:03:49,200
Speaker 10: sunrise was around seven forty this morning. So it's fall

2357
02:03:49,320 --> 02:03:56,240
Speaker 10: in Australia. Now yeah, maybe maybe it's fall in Australia.

2358
02:03:56,960 --> 02:03:57,360
Speaker 3: I don't know.

2359
02:03:59,440 --> 02:03:59,520
Speaker 8: Uh.

2360
02:03:59,720 --> 02:04:02,560
Speaker 10: Now, not to be confused, you history buss will remember

2361
02:04:02,600 --> 02:04:05,680
Speaker 10: that vernal equinox was also a Secretary of State in

2362
02:04:05,720 --> 02:04:12,680
Speaker 10: the Coolidge administration, ironically choked to death on a spring roll. Okay,

2363
02:04:13,080 --> 02:04:16,520
Speaker 10: he's a rice paper blocked his trachea. Ruh, Listen, I

2364
02:04:16,640 --> 02:04:19,440
Speaker 10: did not learn that from a ken Burns documentary. But

2365
02:04:19,520 --> 02:04:22,760
Speaker 10: everything I know about country music thus far I've learned

2366
02:04:22,800 --> 02:04:24,320
Speaker 10: from a ken Burns documentary.

2367
02:04:24,440 --> 02:04:26,560
Speaker 3: He told me all about the Carter family.

2368
02:04:26,680 --> 02:04:28,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, see, all stuff I would have never known had

2369
02:04:28,840 --> 02:04:32,240
Speaker 4: you not spent so much time watching such a silly thing.

2370
02:04:32,440 --> 02:04:35,760
Speaker 10: Now here's the problem. I still haven't watched any more

2371
02:04:35,840 --> 02:04:41,480
Speaker 10: of it, So I'm I'm still ninety minutes in to

2372
02:04:41,600 --> 02:04:42,960
Speaker 10: a nineteen hour documentary.

2373
02:04:43,040 --> 02:04:44,520
Speaker 3: Have you been watching this for like two years?

2374
02:04:44,520 --> 02:04:47,080
Speaker 10: At this point, Mike, I keep forgetting I'm watching it,

2375
02:04:47,720 --> 02:04:50,200
Speaker 10: and so I'll watch something else because there's always new

2376
02:04:50,280 --> 02:04:53,200
Speaker 10: content coming through, and so I'll get on some show

2377
02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:56,200
Speaker 10: or a new season of a show i'm watching, and

2378
02:04:56,280 --> 02:04:59,920
Speaker 10: then I'll forget that I'm watching the country music docum.

2379
02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:03,400
Speaker 10: But I really do want to get through it, because

2380
02:05:04,120 --> 02:05:07,520
Speaker 10: there's so much to learn, rob you know, and it

2381
02:05:07,640 --> 02:05:10,600
Speaker 10: is the music of the people. And I am, of course,

2382
02:05:10,680 --> 02:05:12,960
Speaker 10: first and foremost a man of the people.

2383
02:05:13,200 --> 02:05:13,400
Speaker 3: Yep.

2384
02:05:14,880 --> 02:05:20,640
Speaker 10: And I pride myself on that, no pun intended. Although

2385
02:05:20,640 --> 02:05:21,920
Speaker 10: I was reading a thing. You know, you and I

2386
02:05:22,080 --> 02:05:26,400
Speaker 10: probably get the same. We get the same industry email

2387
02:05:26,520 --> 02:05:30,280
Speaker 10: blasts yep, right for radio and broadcasting and things like that,

2388
02:05:30,720 --> 02:05:33,640
Speaker 10: and there's one called Inside Radio, and they had an

2389
02:05:33,720 --> 02:05:39,880
Speaker 10: article today that country music fans prefer humans over AI.

2390
02:05:40,120 --> 02:05:42,040
Speaker 3: Oh do they by five to one.

2391
02:05:43,200 --> 02:05:46,320
Speaker 10: Now that's good news for our sister station here at WGAR,

2392
02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:53,840
Speaker 10: because we're all guaranteed human at iHeart Media, Rob And

2393
02:05:54,000 --> 02:05:58,920
Speaker 10: so why country music fans, I'm not sure, but that

2394
02:05:59,040 --> 02:06:02,880
Speaker 10: was one survey that they did that your radio, your

2395
02:06:02,960 --> 02:06:09,920
Speaker 10: country radio fans want everything curated by a human. So

2396
02:06:10,120 --> 02:06:12,480
Speaker 10: I guess that's good news for the people who enjoy

2397
02:06:12,560 --> 02:06:16,160
Speaker 10: that radio station because we are all guaranteed human. Yeah,

2398
02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:21,720
Speaker 10: I mean, country fans are completely fine with a fake president,

2399
02:06:21,880 --> 02:06:25,840
Speaker 10: of course, just not with fake DJs or AI music,

2400
02:06:27,040 --> 02:06:28,160
Speaker 10: according to the survey.

2401
02:06:29,720 --> 02:06:36,200
Speaker 3: So that's I think that's a positive development. I won't

2402
02:06:36,240 --> 02:06:41,760
Speaker 3: nobody telling me. God, damn uh.

2403
02:06:43,200 --> 02:06:45,360
Speaker 4: Wasn't there someone at like the top of the charts

2404
02:06:45,520 --> 02:06:50,840
Speaker 4: that was AI generated? Probably yeah, And they probably didn't know.

2405
02:06:51,120 --> 02:06:53,440
Speaker 10: I mean, I imagine the people that they surveyed probably

2406
02:06:53,960 --> 02:06:56,160
Speaker 10: would would swear up and down that they were never

2407
02:06:56,320 --> 02:06:57,480
Speaker 10: exposed to AI music.

2408
02:06:57,560 --> 02:06:58,840
Speaker 3: They just don't like the concept of it.

2409
02:06:58,960 --> 02:07:01,440
Speaker 4: But yeah, we're making fun of it, saying, yeah, it's

2410
02:07:01,480 --> 02:07:03,720
Speaker 4: not that hard to trick that audience and the music

2411
02:07:03,760 --> 02:07:04,440
Speaker 4: all sounds the same.

2412
02:07:04,520 --> 02:07:06,560
Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot of AI rock music too.

2413
02:07:06,680 --> 02:07:06,840
Speaker 5: You know.

2414
02:07:06,960 --> 02:07:09,040
Speaker 3: It's like AI has gotten so good with music.

2415
02:07:09,240 --> 02:07:11,880
Speaker 10: And by the way, combined with the fact that people

2416
02:07:12,280 --> 02:07:16,760
Speaker 10: really don't care, No, they really don't care. If something

2417
02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:19,200
Speaker 10: sticks in your brain meat and you like the song,

2418
02:07:19,720 --> 02:07:21,720
Speaker 10: your brain doesn't know and so you don't care.

2419
02:07:22,240 --> 02:07:24,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, they like to say they care. That's the biggest thing.

2420
02:07:24,600 --> 02:07:27,080
Speaker 4: People love to say that they care about that stuff,

2421
02:07:27,120 --> 02:07:28,280
Speaker 4: but nobody really does.

2422
02:07:30,760 --> 02:07:34,760
Speaker 24: I guess the only two things a life that make

2423
02:07:34,840 --> 02:07:39,280
Speaker 24: it worth living is guitars are too good and firm

2424
02:07:39,680 --> 02:07:40,400
Speaker 24: feeling women.

2425
02:07:42,280 --> 02:07:44,760
Speaker 3: I don't need my name in the moment. Have there

2426
02:07:44,840 --> 02:07:46,800
Speaker 3: been truer words ever spoken?

2427
02:07:46,920 --> 02:07:47,120
Speaker 5: Rob?

2428
02:07:47,160 --> 02:07:51,200
Speaker 10: There are two things worth living. A guitar that's tuned

2429
02:07:51,280 --> 02:07:54,280
Speaker 10: good and firm feeling women.

2430
02:07:54,400 --> 02:07:55,000
Speaker 13: Is that what he said?

2431
02:07:55,840 --> 02:07:59,680
Speaker 24: A guitar that's the only two things a life that

2432
02:07:59,840 --> 02:08:04,040
Speaker 24: may make it worth living. Guitars are too good and

2433
02:08:04,240 --> 02:08:05,280
Speaker 24: firm feeling.

2434
02:08:06,440 --> 02:08:09,720
Speaker 10: Guitars that are tune good and firm feeling women. Sure

2435
02:08:09,880 --> 02:08:15,120
Speaker 10: is yeah, guitars and women. God damn, the late great

2436
02:08:15,320 --> 02:08:17,760
Speaker 10: Whalen Jennings distilled all of it down.

2437
02:08:17,840 --> 02:08:19,920
Speaker 4: This is why you go back to Lukembach, Texas to

2438
02:08:20,080 --> 02:08:21,760
Speaker 4: the basics of love.

2439
02:08:23,720 --> 02:08:30,880
Speaker 3: Let's go to Robbie.

2440
02:08:30,960 --> 02:08:38,560
Speaker 10: No, goddamn, AI gonna get me into Lukembach, Texas. When

2441
02:08:38,600 --> 02:08:45,960
Speaker 10: the Germans uh settled there in Texas founded the town

2442
02:08:46,000 --> 02:08:51,440
Speaker 10: of Lukembach. Little did they know that one Whalen Jennings

2443
02:08:52,800 --> 02:08:54,880
Speaker 10: write a song. They're in the shadow of the Hill

2444
02:08:54,960 --> 02:08:58,720
Speaker 10: Country Chocolate, a couple hours west of Austin. But the

2445
02:08:58,760 --> 02:09:03,600
Speaker 10: guitar that's tuned good and firm feeling women, Hey, Laren.

2446
02:09:04,760 --> 02:09:05,360
Speaker 21: Do there.

2447
02:09:08,040 --> 02:09:08,240
Speaker 17: Much?

2448
02:09:08,320 --> 02:09:09,200
Speaker 3: How are we doing today?

2449
02:09:09,560 --> 02:09:09,720
Speaker 4: Oh?

2450
02:09:09,880 --> 02:09:11,360
Speaker 3: You know, hanging in? What can I do for you?

2451
02:09:12,440 --> 02:09:12,600
Speaker 5: Oh?

2452
02:09:12,800 --> 02:09:13,640
Speaker 3: You're not hanging out?

2453
02:09:13,760 --> 02:09:14,240
Speaker 4: Are you sure?

2454
02:09:14,520 --> 02:09:19,200
Speaker 3: Yeah? I checked? Oh oh that's good. That's good. Random

2455
02:09:19,280 --> 02:09:25,840
Speaker 3: comment for rob No. I was driving down Yeah, well

2456
02:09:26,200 --> 02:09:30,640
Speaker 3: it might be part of that. We'll see. I'm driving

2457
02:09:30,720 --> 02:09:32,800
Speaker 3: down the street in Agron today and I saw a

2458
02:09:32,880 --> 02:09:35,960
Speaker 3: billboard from an attorney. I'm not sure as a sponsor

2459
02:09:36,040 --> 02:09:38,320
Speaker 3: of you, but anyway, it's said it could get you

2460
02:09:39,200 --> 02:09:45,720
Speaker 3: six seven figures in the decision six See what he

2461
02:09:45,760 --> 02:09:46,080
Speaker 3: did out?

2462
02:09:47,160 --> 02:09:47,400
Speaker 5: Thank you?

2463
02:09:48,000 --> 02:09:53,720
Speaker 3: Yeah man, thank you sir. He's putting electrodes right into

2464
02:09:53,760 --> 02:09:54,640
Speaker 3: your brain. That's right.

2465
02:09:55,200 --> 02:09:57,280
Speaker 4: I love that people are still doing it, man, and

2466
02:09:57,440 --> 02:09:59,080
Speaker 4: putting it on things. Like billboards.

2467
02:09:59,120 --> 02:10:01,520
Speaker 3: You know what they're doing, what they're doing, and I

2468
02:10:01,880 --> 02:10:04,080
Speaker 3: love it. Yeah, they know what's up.

2469
02:10:04,960 --> 02:10:08,800
Speaker 10: It's like they're talking directly to you, right since it's

2470
02:10:08,920 --> 02:10:13,560
Speaker 10: probably pretty clear you're the only person over thirty still

2471
02:10:13,600 --> 02:10:13,920
Speaker 10: doing it.

2472
02:10:13,960 --> 02:10:17,200
Speaker 4: Oh without questioning. And probably you've got that all yourself

2473
02:10:17,240 --> 02:10:19,440
Speaker 4: given up too. Yeah, you've got that all to yourself

2474
02:10:21,160 --> 02:10:24,320
Speaker 4: and that's no small thing. That's right, something to be

2475
02:10:24,360 --> 02:10:29,880
Speaker 4: proud of. Thank you, Laren, appreciate the Uh. It sounds

2476
02:10:29,880 --> 02:10:31,640
Speaker 4: like he was winding down a long week.

2477
02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:35,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe a couple of bong rips.

2478
02:10:37,720 --> 02:10:37,880
Speaker 17: All.

2479
02:10:37,920 --> 02:10:40,200
Speaker 10: And I think Jesse is correct about it being fall

2480
02:10:40,320 --> 02:10:44,040
Speaker 10: in Australia right now because winter in Australia is June

2481
02:10:44,160 --> 02:10:44,800
Speaker 10: through August.

2482
02:10:47,480 --> 02:10:47,840
Speaker 3: I'm right.

2483
02:10:47,920 --> 02:10:51,880
Speaker 10: For once, the autumnal equinox in Australia is March twenty. First,

2484
02:10:52,400 --> 02:10:54,360
Speaker 10: you are correct. Why didn't say you were wrong? I

2485
02:10:54,440 --> 02:10:59,200
Speaker 10: didn't know, Rob, she was right. Awesome, we got out

2486
02:10:59,320 --> 02:11:04,240
Speaker 10: smarted by just one for Jess. That's where it ends.

2487
02:11:06,720 --> 02:11:11,880
Speaker 3: One and done is a Jess level event.

2488
02:11:12,360 --> 02:11:15,320
Speaker 10: I mean, sometimes I gotta play it for positive things too, right,

2489
02:11:15,360 --> 02:11:15,919
Speaker 10: you gotta.

2490
02:11:15,680 --> 02:11:19,440
Speaker 3: Take the rough with this move. The Allen Carr Show on.

2491
02:11:19,640 --> 02:11:20,640
Speaker 13: One hundred.

2492
02:11:24,400 --> 02:11:29,640
Speaker 9: Gas prices, paranoia, and your blood pressure are higher than ever.

2493
02:11:30,560 --> 02:11:35,560
Speaker 9: But there's video the online of Alan crawling naked out

2494
02:11:35,600 --> 02:11:40,240
Speaker 9: of a car trunk, so life's still pretty good.

2495
02:11:40,840 --> 02:11:45,760
Speaker 3: Welcome back to the Allen cockshow WMMS.

2496
02:11:56,160 --> 02:11:59,040
Speaker 10: Caravalier is over the balls last night in Chicago at

2497
02:11:59,040 --> 02:12:02,920
Speaker 10: the United Center. It's a bummer, but they will be

2498
02:12:03,000 --> 02:12:06,400
Speaker 10: in New Orleans play the Pelicans tomorrow night, seven o'clock.

2499
02:12:06,480 --> 02:12:08,400
Speaker 3: Tip here on the buzzer.

2500
02:12:08,480 --> 02:12:12,440
Speaker 10: They are back home on Tuesday, and then I guess

2501
02:12:12,480 --> 02:12:14,520
Speaker 10: they're here all next week because they're doing back to

2502
02:12:14,640 --> 02:12:18,120
Speaker 10: back games against the Heat. I was giving away some

2503
02:12:18,240 --> 02:12:20,840
Speaker 10: tickets for that the remainder of the week, and so

2504
02:12:21,200 --> 02:12:24,160
Speaker 10: Wednesday and Friday next week they play the Heat. But

2505
02:12:24,240 --> 02:12:27,520
Speaker 10: about a dozen games remaining in the regular season. We

2506
02:12:27,680 --> 02:12:32,680
Speaker 10: will be set up two weeks from today, Rob for

2507
02:12:33,200 --> 02:12:37,560
Speaker 10: the Guardians Opening Day with twisted Tea. How about that

2508
02:12:37,920 --> 02:12:42,680
Speaker 10: at Flannery's Right down the corner, right down the street,

2509
02:12:44,840 --> 02:12:46,920
Speaker 10: right down the street, on the corner.

2510
02:12:48,040 --> 02:12:50,840
Speaker 4: That's how you wrote it from us, That's what it says,

2511
02:12:50,960 --> 02:12:52,960
Speaker 4: right down the street on the corner. But I think

2512
02:12:53,040 --> 02:12:55,880
Speaker 4: you know again, it's easy to mix up. You're not

2513
02:12:56,400 --> 02:12:58,760
Speaker 4: script isn't really and this is me sober. This isn't

2514
02:12:58,760 --> 02:13:00,600
Speaker 4: your best script today.

2515
02:13:00,640 --> 02:13:03,960
Speaker 3: I'll be honest. Well it's a low bar. Hey.

2516
02:13:04,480 --> 02:13:08,480
Speaker 10: Uh RMG signs off on Guardians Opening Day and we

2517
02:13:08,560 --> 02:13:12,200
Speaker 10: will get on at Flanneries, will be live until pregame.

2518
02:13:12,640 --> 02:13:14,440
Speaker 10: I think it's like a four h five start, so

2519
02:13:14,560 --> 02:13:16,840
Speaker 10: I get we'd probably be on till three thirty something

2520
02:13:16,920 --> 02:13:20,000
Speaker 10: like that. But we will have opening day tickets for you.

2521
02:13:20,120 --> 02:13:23,480
Speaker 10: I'm always fascinated by the people who come downtown just

2522
02:13:23,560 --> 02:13:26,600
Speaker 10: to be downtown on opening day. As you know, in

2523
02:13:26,680 --> 02:13:28,760
Speaker 10: my brain, I go, oh, everybody downtown is going to

2524
02:13:28,840 --> 02:13:31,440
Speaker 10: the game. That's not always the case obviously, And so

2525
02:13:31,680 --> 02:13:34,480
Speaker 10: we three of us will be there after RMG signs off,

2526
02:13:34,560 --> 02:13:37,440
Speaker 10: So come hang with us. There's gonna be five dollars

2527
02:13:37,520 --> 02:13:41,240
Speaker 10: twisted tea specials. That's that's the entire week of opening Day.

2528
02:13:42,400 --> 02:13:45,960
Speaker 10: And then you can listen. Man, it's stumbling distance for us.

2529
02:13:46,560 --> 02:13:49,240
Speaker 10: You can easily get yourself to the ballpark from Flanneries,

2530
02:13:49,440 --> 02:13:53,600
Speaker 10: go straight up Piece fourth. And so Guardian's opening Day

2531
02:13:53,680 --> 02:13:56,080
Speaker 10: Friday the third, it is two weeks from today.

2532
02:13:57,320 --> 02:13:59,280
Speaker 3: We'll be there at Flanneries. We go to the game too.

2533
02:14:00,600 --> 02:14:03,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, maybe, Well, they're playing the Cubs, so I would

2534
02:14:03,440 --> 02:14:06,080
Speaker 10: root for the Guardians, right, which I'm happy to do

2535
02:14:06,880 --> 02:14:07,720
Speaker 10: against the Cubs.

2536
02:14:07,960 --> 02:14:08,120
Speaker 17: Yeah.

2537
02:14:08,240 --> 02:14:10,760
Speaker 3: Maybe. I think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna

2538
02:14:10,840 --> 02:14:12,440
Speaker 3: hit up Mike from Parma's wife.

2539
02:14:13,000 --> 02:14:17,240
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, see if she has some tickets. Yeah, yes,

2540
02:14:19,280 --> 02:14:21,920
Speaker 4: get a good deal on them. Yeah yeah, I don't know.

2541
02:14:22,280 --> 02:14:24,760
Speaker 4: Like we're headed out of town the next day on

2542
02:14:24,880 --> 02:14:28,080
Speaker 4: this RV road trip. Oh yeah, yeah, so we'll see.

2543
02:14:28,240 --> 02:14:29,760
Speaker 4: I might have to Well then you may need a

2544
02:14:29,800 --> 02:14:31,600
Speaker 4: few pops, Yeah I might.

2545
02:14:33,800 --> 02:14:34,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

2546
02:14:34,240 --> 02:14:39,480
Speaker 10: So uh AnyWho, that's where we will be for Guardians

2547
02:14:39,520 --> 02:14:42,160
Speaker 10: Opening Day. And remember the remainder of the month, you

2548
02:14:42,240 --> 02:14:46,360
Speaker 10: can use the promo code fall for fifteen percent off

2549
02:14:46,400 --> 02:14:49,400
Speaker 10: at cl Clothing Company. I just did it myself a

2550
02:14:49,560 --> 02:14:52,280
Speaker 10: week ago. I walked into the flagship down here at

2551
02:14:52,320 --> 02:14:54,560
Speaker 10: He's Fourth in Euclid and I bought myself a brand

2552
02:14:54,560 --> 02:14:58,640
Speaker 10: new hoodie and I used my own promo code.

2553
02:14:58,560 --> 02:14:58,960
Speaker 4: Rob.

2554
02:15:00,880 --> 02:15:02,240
Speaker 3: What am I too good for it?

2555
02:15:03,200 --> 02:15:05,440
Speaker 10: I would never ask this audience to do anything that

2556
02:15:05,520 --> 02:15:06,720
Speaker 10: I wouldn't do myself.

2557
02:15:07,640 --> 02:15:11,640
Speaker 3: What was that promo code again? Faw faw thaw.

2558
02:15:13,320 --> 02:15:16,120
Speaker 10: Now come April, I will have a different one for you,

2559
02:15:16,440 --> 02:15:18,280
Speaker 10: and I guess I need to start thinking about that.

2560
02:15:18,720 --> 02:15:20,320
Speaker 10: You know, people think I just come up with these

2561
02:15:20,320 --> 02:15:21,960
Speaker 10: off the top of my head, Rob, I need a

2562
02:15:22,040 --> 02:15:26,560
Speaker 10: good couple of weeks. I need a good couple of

2563
02:15:26,600 --> 02:15:31,600
Speaker 10: weeks to really consider. These people are having their brains broken,

2564
02:15:31,720 --> 02:15:35,560
Speaker 10: by the way, with just whipping the Australian equinox on us.

2565
02:15:36,840 --> 02:15:38,920
Speaker 10: And I don't necessarily know that it's something that should

2566
02:15:38,920 --> 02:15:41,120
Speaker 10: have been self evident to us, Rob, and I aren't

2567
02:15:41,120 --> 02:15:45,120
Speaker 10: that bright. But listen, even a broken clock is right

2568
02:15:45,200 --> 02:15:49,560
Speaker 10: twice a day, Rob. Yeah, I'm right, she is right.

2569
02:15:49,720 --> 02:15:53,120
Speaker 10: I know, I know it's good. I'm happy for I

2570
02:15:53,160 --> 02:15:57,000
Speaker 10: didn't even have to look it up. No, I mean,

2571
02:15:57,040 --> 02:15:58,680
Speaker 10: how many things during the course of a show are

2572
02:15:58,760 --> 02:15:59,480
Speaker 10: you looking up?

2573
02:16:01,040 --> 02:16:02,920
Speaker 3: A lot? A lot, a lot?

2574
02:16:03,120 --> 02:16:06,200
Speaker 4: Really, And then sometimes when you use really big words,

2575
02:16:06,240 --> 02:16:07,760
Speaker 4: I try to spell it to look it up, but

2576
02:16:07,840 --> 02:16:08,400
Speaker 4: then I can't.

2577
02:16:09,920 --> 02:16:11,920
Speaker 10: Well, But again my thought is always, if it's not

2578
02:16:12,000 --> 02:16:15,160
Speaker 10: a word that you plan to use, then I don't

2579
02:16:15,200 --> 02:16:17,600
Speaker 10: necessarily know that it's anything you need to concern yourself with.

2580
02:16:17,800 --> 02:16:21,440
Speaker 3: Right, well, I want to know what it means. Oh, okay, Like,

2581
02:16:21,560 --> 02:16:27,440
Speaker 3: what's a word recently that I said that you equinox? Ah?

2582
02:16:30,120 --> 02:16:30,640
Speaker 3: Too soon?

2583
02:16:31,520 --> 02:16:34,440
Speaker 4: Was it no, but she didn't google that. No, but

2584
02:16:34,560 --> 02:16:36,360
Speaker 4: she didn't know what it was until I still don't

2585
02:16:36,360 --> 02:16:39,440
Speaker 4: know what it is. Oh again, that's why you I mean,

2586
02:16:39,440 --> 02:16:41,320
Speaker 4: I know she got the credit for saying it's full.

2587
02:16:43,480 --> 02:16:45,440
Speaker 4: I think that was a guess more than anything else.

2588
02:16:45,440 --> 02:16:47,840
Speaker 4: I'm not sure that you knew that. But you didn't

2589
02:16:47,840 --> 02:16:49,760
Speaker 4: know what an equinox was. I still don't know what

2590
02:16:49,840 --> 02:16:52,680
Speaker 4: an equinixe. Well then how did you get from point

2591
02:16:52,720 --> 02:16:53,360
Speaker 4: A to point C?

2592
02:16:53,720 --> 02:16:55,440
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just throw things at the wall

2593
02:16:55,440 --> 02:16:57,200
Speaker 3: and see if they stick. And that one stuck.

2594
02:16:57,360 --> 02:16:57,560
Speaker 25: Rob.

2595
02:16:58,080 --> 02:17:00,280
Speaker 10: That's kind of what we're all doing sometimes. Some things

2596
02:17:00,360 --> 02:17:04,400
Speaker 10: you know, some things you don't know. You don't know

2597
02:17:04,480 --> 02:17:05,760
Speaker 10: what you don't know what you don't know, So you

2598
02:17:05,760 --> 02:17:07,400
Speaker 10: don't know. Cake said all the time, But.

2599
02:17:07,480 --> 02:17:10,840
Speaker 4: I don't I know where the equator is? Where something

2600
02:17:10,959 --> 02:17:14,880
Speaker 4: to do with it? Where is the equator by Mexico?

2601
02:17:15,720 --> 02:17:17,359
Speaker 4: Are you talking about Ecuador?

2602
02:17:19,000 --> 02:17:19,160
Speaker 18: Oh?

2603
02:17:20,879 --> 02:17:23,640
Speaker 10: Oh, you mean the equator going through Mexico? Is that

2604
02:17:23,680 --> 02:17:27,720
Speaker 10: what you're talking about. I think the equator doesn't go

2605
02:17:27,920 --> 02:17:32,600
Speaker 10: through Mexico. It's down south it is. Well, that's all relative,

2606
02:17:32,640 --> 02:17:36,600
Speaker 10: isn't It depends the south south of us? Yes, Bahamas,

2607
02:17:37,240 --> 02:17:39,200
Speaker 10: the are you asking or are you telling me?

2608
02:17:39,520 --> 02:17:44,959
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Bahamas, the Bahamas, all right, because it's warm,

2609
02:17:46,240 --> 02:17:48,800
Speaker 4: that's right, Because the sun's right overhead, Rob.

2610
02:17:49,080 --> 02:17:53,959
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, the equator right, north pole, south pole? Got it, yes,

2611
02:17:54,600 --> 02:17:57,080
Speaker 10: north pole? Now which direction is the north pole?

2612
02:17:58,959 --> 02:17:59,840
Speaker 3: Probably up?

2613
02:18:00,160 --> 02:18:03,039
Speaker 10: See Rob, she's up. I like people use up as

2614
02:18:03,120 --> 02:18:06,720
Speaker 10: a direction. Yeah, which way should we go up? That's

2615
02:18:06,800 --> 02:18:10,880
Speaker 10: kind of relative too. I feel like, all right, well, listen,

2616
02:18:11,400 --> 02:18:15,760
Speaker 10: we're certainly don't need to get into all this, and

2617
02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:18,920
Speaker 10: I'm certainly not going to dig Rob back into the

2618
02:18:19,000 --> 02:18:21,680
Speaker 10: email that Elliott sends me about words that I make

2619
02:18:21,840 --> 02:18:26,160
Speaker 10: the listeners google, because I'm not making anyone do anything.

2620
02:18:27,360 --> 02:18:30,720
Speaker 10: I'm using words. And again I tell people, these are

2621
02:18:30,800 --> 02:18:33,199
Speaker 10: the words. I'm using the same words that are available

2622
02:18:33,280 --> 02:18:36,320
Speaker 10: to everyone else. I had a woman come up to

2623
02:18:36,400 --> 02:18:38,320
Speaker 10: me at one of my appearances and she goes, I

2624
02:18:38,600 --> 02:18:41,280
Speaker 10: just like your vocabulary, And I go, well, I don't

2625
02:18:41,280 --> 02:18:44,320
Speaker 10: think it's too much to ask that a professional communicator

2626
02:18:44,760 --> 02:18:47,520
Speaker 10: have some words, have a few arrows in his quiver. Right,

2627
02:18:47,920 --> 02:18:54,280
Speaker 10: just how I talk, there's a billion words I don't know. However, Ah,

2628
02:18:55,800 --> 02:18:58,680
Speaker 10: I'm not asking anybody do anything, Rob. I'm using the

2629
02:18:58,720 --> 02:19:02,119
Speaker 10: same words that are available to everyone. It's not my fault.

2630
02:19:02,160 --> 02:19:03,240
Speaker 10: Nobody's using petty.

2631
02:19:03,040 --> 02:19:07,600
Speaker 3: Four or don't read the encyclopedia, impune, what's that? We

2632
02:19:07,720 --> 02:19:09,760
Speaker 3: just don't read the encyclopedia for fun. As a kid,

2633
02:19:09,920 --> 02:19:10,480
Speaker 3: I didn't either.

2634
02:19:11,200 --> 02:19:15,240
Speaker 10: But these words would be in the dictionary dictionary where

2635
02:19:15,280 --> 02:19:19,560
Speaker 10: you would find the word equinox under e probably.

2636
02:19:21,120 --> 02:19:22,720
Speaker 3: A yes, isn't that a car?

2637
02:19:23,840 --> 02:19:26,680
Speaker 10: Well, but she was right, and equinox is a car,

2638
02:19:27,160 --> 02:19:28,599
Speaker 10: the Chevy Equinox.

2639
02:19:28,959 --> 02:19:31,600
Speaker 3: I was gonna say four. They probably have amazing deals

2640
02:19:31,680 --> 02:19:32,480
Speaker 3: on that car too.

2641
02:19:33,440 --> 02:19:33,680
Speaker 5: Ah.

2642
02:19:35,400 --> 02:19:39,000
Speaker 10: The Ford Nope, not a Ford, No, No, But again, Rob,

2643
02:19:39,080 --> 02:19:41,880
Speaker 10: this is not an auto show. It's not you know,

2644
02:19:42,280 --> 02:19:47,160
Speaker 10: she doesn't need to know these that's fine, you know,

2645
02:19:47,480 --> 02:19:53,240
Speaker 10: just random references to things, and that's okay. Yeah, this

2646
02:19:53,400 --> 02:19:58,520
Speaker 10: isn't the car parts warehouse IX piston powered auto Rama, Rob,

2647
02:19:58,800 --> 02:20:06,080
Speaker 10: that's right tomorrow, by the way, speaking of the cavaliers, tomorrow,

2648
02:20:06,160 --> 02:20:08,680
Speaker 10: if you have a good arm. We got the finals

2649
02:20:08,720 --> 02:20:10,520
Speaker 10: because somebody's going to go Vegas. We just had Alonzo

2650
02:20:10,560 --> 02:20:12,240
Speaker 10: Boden in here and he lives out there and of

2651
02:20:12,280 --> 02:20:15,000
Speaker 10: course a big booster for that town and performs there.

2652
02:20:15,200 --> 02:20:17,360
Speaker 10: You might be able to see him Brad Garret or

2653
02:20:17,480 --> 02:20:19,600
Speaker 10: Kimmel's Comedy Club. When you're out there, if you win

2654
02:20:19,720 --> 02:20:23,000
Speaker 10: this thing, we're doing the finals for the bud Light

2655
02:20:23,080 --> 02:20:26,520
Speaker 10: March Mini Hoops. If you have gotten yourself qualified over

2656
02:20:26,560 --> 02:20:31,240
Speaker 10: the past dozen locations that we've done this, I hope

2657
02:20:31,280 --> 02:20:33,560
Speaker 10: you'll be there tomorrow, but I will. I always need

2658
02:20:33,600 --> 02:20:36,760
Speaker 10: alternates too, because not everybody shows up. There'll be people

2659
02:20:36,760 --> 02:20:39,440
Speaker 10: who are qualified as finalists who won't show up rop

2660
02:20:40,160 --> 02:20:42,280
Speaker 10: last minute. I don't know if they do some kind

2661
02:20:42,280 --> 02:20:44,440
Speaker 10: of internal calculus and they go, well, I'm not going

2662
02:20:44,520 --> 02:20:47,320
Speaker 10: to win, but somebody has to win. So we're going

2663
02:20:47,400 --> 02:20:51,160
Speaker 10: to be at on Tap in Madonna tomorrow from two

2664
02:20:51,240 --> 02:20:53,920
Speaker 10: to four. If Rob can take a break from eating

2665
02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:58,000
Speaker 10: deer crap in his backyard, look, he'll probably come out

2666
02:20:58,000 --> 02:20:58,520
Speaker 10: and join us.

2667
02:20:58,680 --> 02:21:02,360
Speaker 3: Deer crap one time crap eater for life apparently. Yeah, yeah,

2668
02:21:05,000 --> 02:21:12,320
Speaker 3: uh yes. I cannot believe it's been at Latin.

2669
02:21:12,440 --> 02:21:14,160
Speaker 4: I mean, I can tell you right now there's five

2670
02:21:14,360 --> 02:21:18,199
Speaker 4: people that have DMed me on Instagram wns Rough.

2671
02:21:20,760 --> 02:21:23,320
Speaker 3: And asked me if I really ate deer crap in

2672
02:21:23,440 --> 02:21:24,800
Speaker 3: my backyard? Do you say yes?

2673
02:21:26,600 --> 02:21:30,520
Speaker 10: Listen, these are the questions that people feel compelled to ask,

2674
02:21:30,720 --> 02:21:35,680
Speaker 10: because everything now seems possible and impossible at the same time.

2675
02:21:35,760 --> 02:21:39,560
Speaker 4: But why, okay, let's get into just the simple basics

2676
02:21:39,840 --> 02:21:41,920
Speaker 4: of a human being who's been on the planet for

2677
02:21:42,080 --> 02:21:47,560
Speaker 4: forty seven years. Right, I think everybody knows at this point.

2678
02:21:47,800 --> 02:21:50,640
Speaker 4: Anyone listening to this at this point could go into

2679
02:21:51,480 --> 02:21:54,880
Speaker 4: a wooded area perhaps and see a pile of deer

2680
02:21:54,959 --> 02:21:58,240
Speaker 4: crap on the ground and go, hey, look deer crap.

2681
02:21:59,040 --> 02:22:05,000
Speaker 10: Right, you mean that people most people can identify scat couse,

2682
02:22:05,160 --> 02:22:06,119
Speaker 10: you're saying, okay.

2683
02:22:06,120 --> 02:22:08,920
Speaker 3: And I am one of those people. Okay, So what

2684
02:22:09,080 --> 02:22:11,280
Speaker 3: I did, if you're looking for it? What I did?

2685
02:22:11,920 --> 02:22:17,039
Speaker 4: Because everyone is saying this meteorite broke up and it's

2686
02:22:17,160 --> 02:22:21,119
Speaker 4: it's all over Madona County. So I said, boy, how

2687
02:22:21,360 --> 02:22:24,959
Speaker 4: funny would it be if I went into my backyard

2688
02:22:25,040 --> 02:22:27,959
Speaker 4: where I know that there's piles of deer crap.

2689
02:22:29,520 --> 02:22:31,240
Speaker 3: And asked if that was some meteorite.

2690
02:22:32,959 --> 02:22:37,119
Speaker 4: And then when I was done saying is this meteorite,

2691
02:22:37,360 --> 02:22:39,760
Speaker 4: I wonder what space tastes like?

2692
02:22:41,120 --> 02:22:44,280
Speaker 3: So I ate it and to I and I did

2693
02:22:44,360 --> 02:22:46,840
Speaker 3: it alan because it's made of metal.

2694
02:22:47,120 --> 02:22:49,240
Speaker 4: So when you asked me about the flavor, I said,

2695
02:22:49,280 --> 02:22:55,200
Speaker 4: it did not taste of metal, trying to just add

2696
02:22:56,160 --> 02:22:57,680
Speaker 4: to the joke that I was making.

2697
02:22:58,560 --> 02:23:00,440
Speaker 3: Or you could have thought it was caviat because it

2698
02:23:00,520 --> 02:23:03,480
Speaker 3: kind of looks like it. You've never had caviar, have you.

2699
02:23:04,760 --> 02:23:09,199
Speaker 10: It does not look like deer crap. Does not raisin nuts,

2700
02:23:09,280 --> 02:23:14,120
Speaker 10: maybe Coco puffs. Boy, don't ever put caviar in front

2701
02:23:14,160 --> 02:23:16,240
Speaker 10: of Jess. She'd be like, no, thank you. I don't

2702
02:23:16,240 --> 02:23:17,120
Speaker 10: eat deer scat.

2703
02:23:17,680 --> 02:23:20,840
Speaker 4: So I just hope this is kind of the same

2704
02:23:21,080 --> 02:23:26,080
Speaker 4: ilk of yesterday when people were busting my balls having one.

2705
02:23:27,240 --> 02:23:30,800
Speaker 10: But don't you love people thinking you've done something you

2706
02:23:30,879 --> 02:23:35,480
Speaker 10: didn't do. I mean, sure, but I didn't like eating

2707
02:23:35,640 --> 02:23:37,760
Speaker 10: deer crap. Oh I see, if it was something cool,

2708
02:23:37,800 --> 02:23:40,440
Speaker 10: you'd be well, that don't even mean cool, Like, well,

2709
02:23:40,560 --> 02:23:42,000
Speaker 10: it's sometimes something hours.

2710
02:23:42,080 --> 02:23:45,840
Speaker 3: So what people think I don't take.

2711
02:23:45,720 --> 02:23:49,560
Speaker 10: Showers, Well, they know you take them. They're they're surprised

2712
02:23:49,640 --> 02:23:52,920
Speaker 10: that you're terrified by them. I mean, I don't think

2713
02:23:52,959 --> 02:23:55,680
Speaker 10: any people have met you. Now you know you're not

2714
02:23:55,760 --> 02:23:59,240
Speaker 10: a disheveled person and you're very put together. But Rob,

2715
02:24:00,080 --> 02:24:02,600
Speaker 10: I don't think anybody really thinks you've eaten deer crap.

2716
02:24:02,760 --> 02:24:06,480
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, But based upon the way that these

2717
02:24:06,600 --> 02:24:11,840
Speaker 4: questions are being asked. I think that some people are

2718
02:24:12,440 --> 02:24:17,200
Speaker 4: questioning if I really thought it best to flavor to

2719
02:24:17,560 --> 02:24:22,039
Speaker 4: sample the specimen I found in my yard to confirm

2720
02:24:22,120 --> 02:24:24,000
Speaker 4: if it was space material.

2721
02:24:24,600 --> 02:24:27,880
Speaker 10: And you aren't encouraged that. Clearly they are concerned for

2722
02:24:28,000 --> 02:24:28,600
Speaker 10: your well being.

2723
02:24:29,320 --> 02:24:31,119
Speaker 4: I would be concerned for much more than my well

2724
02:24:31,200 --> 02:24:33,800
Speaker 4: being if I was just walking around eating random things

2725
02:24:33,840 --> 02:24:34,680
Speaker 4: from my backyard.

2726
02:24:34,959 --> 02:24:36,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh look at this. I wonder if this is

2727
02:24:36,879 --> 02:24:37,560
Speaker 3: a meteorite.

2728
02:24:37,720 --> 02:24:47,920
Speaker 10: M So how do we rectify that situation? I just

2729
02:24:48,320 --> 02:24:49,520
Speaker 10: I'm sure that everybody knows.

2730
02:24:49,640 --> 02:24:52,560
Speaker 4: Should I post something on my instagramms?

2731
02:24:52,680 --> 02:24:54,879
Speaker 3: Rob, We're going to get you a T shirt that says, yes,

2732
02:24:55,120 --> 02:24:58,640
Speaker 3: I do eat deer crab? But why would I want

2733
02:24:58,680 --> 02:25:01,000
Speaker 3: to say that I eat deer crap? Jess, wouldn't I

2734
02:25:01,000 --> 02:25:03,080
Speaker 3: want to say I don't? I'm done? Why am I doing?

2735
02:25:03,440 --> 02:25:05,200
Speaker 3: Why am I talking to her? I told you I

2736
02:25:05,360 --> 02:25:05,720
Speaker 3: was done.

2737
02:25:05,879 --> 02:25:09,560
Speaker 4: The T shirt says chess tank empty. The T shirt

2738
02:25:09,640 --> 02:25:16,280
Speaker 4: says tastes like space. Yep, space tastes disgusting, is what

2739
02:25:16,920 --> 02:25:20,840
Speaker 4: what I said. No, we can't have fun anymore, can't we?

2740
02:25:20,959 --> 02:25:22,360
Speaker 3: Rob? I think that I cannot.

2741
02:25:22,440 --> 02:25:26,280
Speaker 10: I know, good deed goes unpunished. I saw your video

2742
02:25:26,320 --> 02:25:30,000
Speaker 10: as a cautionary tale. Did you well that anybody who

2743
02:25:30,280 --> 02:25:33,480
Speaker 10: is finding themselves in that swath of Medina County that

2744
02:25:33,640 --> 02:25:37,119
Speaker 10: nasse laid out as the possible debris path, right media,

2745
02:25:37,200 --> 02:25:37,640
Speaker 10: right debris?

2746
02:25:37,760 --> 02:25:37,920
Speaker 3: Yep.

2747
02:25:38,160 --> 02:25:40,120
Speaker 10: I saw your video as a cautionary tale, just to

2748
02:25:40,280 --> 02:25:44,160
Speaker 10: let people know, Hey, you might be kind of scouring

2749
02:25:44,280 --> 02:25:46,920
Speaker 10: your back forty looking for space rocks.

2750
02:25:47,360 --> 02:25:51,160
Speaker 3: Yep, be care don't do what I did. I also

2751
02:25:51,200 --> 02:25:52,040
Speaker 3: going to get careful.

2752
02:25:52,040 --> 02:25:54,160
Speaker 4: A little bit of a tip here, avoid the nooid,

2753
02:25:54,879 --> 02:25:57,440
Speaker 4: tiny little bit of a tip, allan, just in case

2754
02:25:58,000 --> 02:25:59,959
Speaker 4: that's what I like, kind of want to just the tip,

2755
02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:08,560
Speaker 4: just in case anybody's questioning. I also did not eat

2756
02:26:09,160 --> 02:26:13,199
Speaker 4: the dog crap that I featured in the second video

2757
02:26:13,320 --> 02:26:14,000
Speaker 4: on my Instagram.

2758
02:26:14,080 --> 02:26:16,240
Speaker 10: Why are you posting so many videos that lead people

2759
02:26:16,320 --> 02:26:18,080
Speaker 10: to believe that you're consuming.

2760
02:26:17,680 --> 02:26:19,760
Speaker 3: FECI because I thought the first one was funny.

2761
02:26:20,120 --> 02:26:23,920
Speaker 4: Yea space tastes gross or whatever I said, disgusting, It

2762
02:26:24,120 --> 02:26:26,039
Speaker 4: was funny, So I was like, oh, look there's something

2763
02:26:26,080 --> 02:26:26,640
Speaker 4: else is that it?

2764
02:26:26,760 --> 02:26:28,840
Speaker 3: So I should sample that too. You see, that was

2765
02:26:28,959 --> 02:26:29,440
Speaker 3: the joke.

2766
02:26:29,480 --> 02:26:32,200
Speaker 4: It was reoccurr and I was going to do it

2767
02:26:32,280 --> 02:26:37,160
Speaker 4: again because there's a big pile of something right out

2768
02:26:37,200 --> 02:26:39,720
Speaker 4: in front here that I can guarantee is not canine.

2769
02:26:40,240 --> 02:26:42,640
Speaker 4: And I was gonna go hum and go oh, I mean,

2770
02:26:42,920 --> 02:26:44,520
Speaker 4: and lean over and pretend I was gonna eat it.

2771
02:26:44,520 --> 02:26:46,680
Speaker 4: Play That's where I was going. I'm not even doing that.

2772
02:26:46,800 --> 02:26:47,600
Speaker 4: It was a series.

2773
02:26:47,920 --> 02:26:50,960
Speaker 3: It was a series. Well, now I'm out, it's done.

2774
02:26:51,240 --> 02:26:53,960
Speaker 3: Now it's over. I'm gonna post a video of me.

2775
02:26:55,800 --> 02:26:59,720
Speaker 4: I did not eat any crap, any animal crap was

2776
02:26:59,800 --> 02:27:01,680
Speaker 4: not consumed by me today.

2777
02:27:02,440 --> 02:27:08,120
Speaker 3: I didn't confuse h dear pellets for meteorites. Thank you?

2778
02:27:08,800 --> 02:27:14,440
Speaker 10: Maybe thanks a lot, audience, Yeah, thanks a lot. Blaming

2779
02:27:14,520 --> 02:27:17,360
Speaker 10: Jess now for everything we've been deprived of. The third

2780
02:27:17,440 --> 02:27:24,400
Speaker 10: and final chapter in the fake poops here. That's right, Ah,

2781
02:27:24,879 --> 02:27:29,040
Speaker 10: great eating Pooh series canceled. I mean, you've always got

2782
02:27:29,120 --> 02:27:30,160
Speaker 10: to leave him wanting more.

2783
02:27:30,280 --> 02:27:32,400
Speaker 3: That's right. No final episode, but there's.

2784
02:27:32,200 --> 02:27:35,000
Speaker 10: Going to be no Yeah, there's no resolution here, ending

2785
02:27:35,080 --> 02:27:36,119
Speaker 10: your favorite show early.

2786
02:27:36,400 --> 02:27:39,800
Speaker 3: Wow, it's it? Hey is that a walnut? Nope?

2787
02:27:41,240 --> 02:27:46,720
Speaker 10: Blue balls, yep, all the way across the board. All right, Ricardo,

2788
02:27:46,840 --> 02:27:47,680
Speaker 10: your thoughts.

2789
02:27:49,360 --> 02:27:53,840
Speaker 25: Allen, I was to say that yesterday. I was so confused,

2790
02:27:53,879 --> 02:27:57,360
Speaker 25: I jump on my car five o'clockage, and Rob is

2791
02:27:57,400 --> 02:28:03,040
Speaker 25: describing that he has a backer rat or a waterfoward kickstand.

2792
02:28:03,560 --> 02:28:11,360
Speaker 18: Yeah, yep, cake stand as in the member oh cake stand,

2793
02:28:11,600 --> 02:28:13,840
Speaker 18: not like wait yeah yeah yeah.

2794
02:28:14,000 --> 02:28:16,800
Speaker 25: And I'm like, wait a minute, and I'm like, like driving,

2795
02:28:16,879 --> 02:28:19,440
Speaker 25: I'm like, it's just a bid because I me it's

2796
02:28:19,480 --> 02:28:21,720
Speaker 25: a part of the show between like you know, getting

2797
02:28:21,720 --> 02:28:24,280
Speaker 25: into the cardinal and stuff. And I'm like and then

2798
02:28:24,520 --> 02:28:29,039
Speaker 25: finally I heard the proper pronunciation, and I'm like, oh

2799
02:28:29,120 --> 02:28:30,920
Speaker 25: my god, so so so so.

2800
02:28:31,120 --> 02:28:32,279
Speaker 14: I wasn't gonna write.

2801
02:28:33,320 --> 02:28:35,440
Speaker 25: I figured I just cause like, wait a minute, you

2802
02:28:35,640 --> 02:28:38,920
Speaker 25: have a seven thousand dollars.

2803
02:28:41,320 --> 02:28:44,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's it's part of his RoboCop program.

2804
02:28:45,000 --> 02:28:47,440
Speaker 4: You're a motorcycle guy, Ricardo, you know those things aren't

2805
02:28:47,480 --> 02:28:48,400
Speaker 4: cheap if you want the best.

2806
02:28:48,480 --> 02:28:51,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have amazing insurance here. And I heard Clayland.

2807
02:28:51,879 --> 02:28:59,440
Speaker 14: I was like, yeah, I have a Sarowsky paint. Yeah Jesus. Anyway,

2808
02:29:00,080 --> 02:29:03,119
Speaker 14: love the show would great weekend YouTube.

2809
02:29:03,520 --> 02:29:05,360
Speaker 3: Thank you all right, thank you.

2810
02:29:07,600 --> 02:29:12,600
Speaker 4: Mike and Parma named my Instagram series Pieces of Feces

2811
02:29:12,680 --> 02:29:13,720
Speaker 4: with Rob Anthony.

2812
02:29:14,920 --> 02:29:17,560
Speaker 3: Pieces. Thank you.

2813
02:29:17,959 --> 02:29:21,959
Speaker 10: I like how Ricardo slipped in Swarowsky taint in there

2814
02:29:22,000 --> 02:29:24,640
Speaker 10: as well, playing them tomorrow night on two hours to

2815
02:29:27,560 --> 02:29:29,840
Speaker 10: I tuned in and I thought, I thought Rob said

2816
02:29:29,879 --> 02:29:31,240
Speaker 10: he had a crystal kickstand.

2817
02:29:31,360 --> 02:29:33,760
Speaker 4: That's exactly what I said, Oh did you Yeah, I

2818
02:29:33,840 --> 02:29:35,240
Speaker 4: had to hear the right pronunciation.

2819
02:29:35,520 --> 02:29:43,480
Speaker 10: Yes, well, listen, I will reiterate my chagrin with this

2820
02:29:43,640 --> 02:29:46,960
Speaker 10: audience for not being able to have fun to the

2821
02:29:47,040 --> 02:29:52,160
Speaker 10: degree that Rob says, screw y'all, I'm out.

2822
02:29:52,840 --> 02:29:54,760
Speaker 3: Well, if that giant things still out there, maybe I'll

2823
02:29:54,760 --> 02:29:56,120
Speaker 3: go take a look in the break. It was a

2824
02:29:56,320 --> 02:30:00,120
Speaker 3: big boy. It was big. Do you think somebody ate it?

2825
02:30:01,640 --> 02:30:04,720
Speaker 10: You have to wonder when you you know, Chris Rock

2826
02:30:04,760 --> 02:30:06,879
Speaker 10: had a joke Alonzo Boben is talking about Chris Rocket.

2827
02:30:07,200 --> 02:30:09,800
Speaker 10: I remember Chris Rock had a joke if you're homeless

2828
02:30:09,840 --> 02:30:13,360
Speaker 10: with a funny sign, you haven't been homeless that long, right,

2829
02:30:13,520 --> 02:30:16,600
Speaker 10: simple joke, kind of a kernel of reality to it.

2830
02:30:17,640 --> 02:30:20,600
Speaker 10: I always wonder about the first time you bring yourself

2831
02:30:20,720 --> 02:30:24,920
Speaker 10: to defecate outside, right in an urban environment.

2832
02:30:25,040 --> 02:30:26,840
Speaker 3: You're not in the You know a lot of people

2833
02:30:26,879 --> 02:30:29,040
Speaker 3: have pooped in the woods on a main street. On

2834
02:30:29,160 --> 02:30:30,280
Speaker 3: a main street.

2835
02:30:30,760 --> 02:30:33,800
Speaker 10: That's not something you do on like day one of homelessness. No,

2836
02:30:34,080 --> 02:30:35,640
Speaker 10: I don't even know if it's I mean, you got

2837
02:30:35,760 --> 02:30:36,480
Speaker 10: to do it at some point.

2838
02:30:37,640 --> 02:30:39,920
Speaker 4: I think there's probably other things at play, right, Like,

2839
02:30:40,000 --> 02:30:42,959
Speaker 4: you're not making your world's greatest decisions at that point.

2840
02:30:43,000 --> 02:30:45,720
Speaker 4: Either I think you're either high or you're drunk, or

2841
02:30:45,760 --> 02:30:47,680
Speaker 4: there's something that's like, oh, I gotta I gotta do

2842
02:30:47,760 --> 02:30:49,400
Speaker 4: this now, Like right here, I've been.

2843
02:30:49,400 --> 02:30:52,120
Speaker 3: High and drunk a lot in my life. I've never

2844
02:30:52,320 --> 02:30:54,520
Speaker 3: dropped try like a hole sidewalk.

2845
02:30:54,640 --> 02:30:54,800
Speaker 5: Huh.

2846
02:30:54,959 --> 02:30:56,000
Speaker 3: Not super homeless?

2847
02:30:56,480 --> 02:30:59,080
Speaker 4: Right, Like, you're super homeless, super high, super drunk whatever,

2848
02:30:59,120 --> 02:31:00,360
Speaker 4: and you got you got one on board.

2849
02:31:00,480 --> 02:31:02,119
Speaker 3: Oh you got to all three legs of that still

2850
02:31:02,160 --> 02:31:06,800
Speaker 3: any combination? All right? You can be high and or drunk, okay,

2851
02:31:07,040 --> 02:31:08,320
Speaker 3: and be super homeless.

2852
02:31:08,520 --> 02:31:08,640
Speaker 22: Man.

2853
02:31:08,680 --> 02:31:10,720
Speaker 3: I've lived in my car before. I've never took a

2854
02:31:10,840 --> 02:31:13,560
Speaker 3: dump in the gas tank? Where did you? Where did

2855
02:31:13,600 --> 02:31:16,879
Speaker 3: you do your underpants exchange? Wasn't that a parking? Lots

2856
02:31:16,879 --> 02:31:18,320
Speaker 3: of them? Yeah?

2857
02:31:19,120 --> 02:31:22,960
Speaker 4: You can figure that all out, so that counts left

2858
02:31:23,000 --> 02:31:24,560
Speaker 4: a little material behind.

2859
02:31:24,800 --> 02:31:27,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, and take those undies home with you? Did you?

2860
02:31:28,600 --> 02:31:35,600
Speaker 3: I burned them? Send him smoke segments, send smoke signals. Yeah.

2861
02:31:36,360 --> 02:31:39,480
Speaker 10: Well it's because of my Native American heritage, Rob that

2862
02:31:39,600 --> 02:31:42,920
Speaker 10: I felt a kinship with all things around me.

2863
02:31:43,560 --> 02:31:49,200
Speaker 3: Oh look man, poop pants, Aid Dix. That's what it

2864
02:31:49,240 --> 02:31:56,440
Speaker 3: said from your burning underwook kid Mark Stop, I've got

2865
02:31:56,560 --> 02:32:03,160
Speaker 3: to take a break skared Mark Stop incoming to stop.

2866
02:32:04,600 --> 02:32:08,280
Speaker 4: America has won the wall stop at the Allen Cox

2867
02:32:08,440 --> 02:32:09,480
Speaker 4: Show one.

2868
02:32:09,720 --> 02:32:13,120
Speaker 3: Point seven WMMS called the.

2869
02:32:13,160 --> 02:32:14,040
Speaker 13: Allen Cox Show.

2870
02:32:14,280 --> 02:32:16,400
Speaker 19: I'm sure it'll work for people on vacation when they

2871
02:32:16,440 --> 02:32:18,520
Speaker 19: don't have to do something, but I can't imagine it

2872
02:32:18,600 --> 02:32:20,320
Speaker 19: working on a day to day basis is two.

2873
02:32:20,240 --> 02:32:22,480
Speaker 5: One sixty five seven eight one double O seven or

2874
02:32:22,560 --> 02:32:23,520
Speaker 5: one eight three.

2875
02:32:23,440 --> 02:32:24,800
Speaker 3: Four eight one double O seven.

2876
02:32:36,360 --> 02:32:40,160
Speaker 13: Our little boy is four years old.

2877
02:32:42,080 --> 02:32:47,400
Speaker 3: I'm quite little man, So we spell.

2878
02:32:47,160 --> 02:32:53,520
Speaker 21: Out the words we don't all down to understand.

2879
02:32:55,200 --> 02:32:59,640
Speaker 13: What tea oh wy or maybe su are.

2880
02:33:01,160 --> 02:33:02,480
Speaker 5: R s.

2881
02:33:04,760 --> 02:33:06,440
Speaker 3: What's the words we're.

2882
02:33:06,480 --> 02:33:08,400
Speaker 6: Hiding from him?

2883
02:33:09,560 --> 02:33:20,520
Speaker 3: To the heart rock up, talk me URDC they come

2884
02:33:20,840 --> 02:33:22,280
Speaker 3: hide out today.

2885
02:33:24,160 --> 02:33:25,760
Speaker 10: I guess this song would have been a lot less

2886
02:33:25,800 --> 02:33:28,360
Speaker 10: catchy if she had spelled out dissolution of marriage.

2887
02:33:28,680 --> 02:33:32,800
Speaker 3: Yes, have you heard the phrase an alpine divorce?

2888
02:33:33,440 --> 02:33:33,480
Speaker 5: No?

2889
02:33:34,440 --> 02:33:36,680
Speaker 3: I mean this sounds to me more like attempted murder.

2890
02:33:36,760 --> 02:33:37,200
Speaker 3: But okay.

2891
02:33:37,720 --> 02:33:41,000
Speaker 10: It was women online who were trading stories of being

2892
02:33:41,240 --> 02:33:45,840
Speaker 10: left in the middle of like an outdoor camping or

2893
02:33:46,040 --> 02:33:48,119
Speaker 10: hiking trip by their boyfriend.

2894
02:33:48,840 --> 02:33:52,560
Speaker 3: Jesus, just like left defend for themselves. Do you want

2895
02:33:52,600 --> 02:33:52,880
Speaker 3: to see you?

2896
02:33:53,520 --> 02:33:54,440
Speaker 11: Do you want to say it.

2897
02:33:56,360 --> 02:33:56,560
Speaker 3: Right?

2898
02:33:56,800 --> 02:34:02,080
Speaker 10: Like you know, for all of these like fake alpha

2899
02:34:02,160 --> 02:34:05,160
Speaker 10: bros running around, When did dudes get to be such pussies?

2900
02:34:07,520 --> 02:34:09,480
Speaker 10: Leave my girl in the middle of nowhere because I

2901
02:34:09,520 --> 02:34:10,879
Speaker 10: don't want to tell her that I want to split

2902
02:34:11,000 --> 02:34:11,720
Speaker 10: up with her or whatever.

2903
02:34:12,680 --> 02:34:13,959
Speaker 3: Good luck getting back, biech.

2904
02:34:15,360 --> 02:34:16,959
Speaker 10: You go on a hike with him in the mountains,

2905
02:34:17,000 --> 02:34:19,920
Speaker 10: but he leaves you alone by yourself, and you realize

2906
02:34:20,000 --> 02:34:23,160
Speaker 10: that he never liked you to begin with. That's kind

2907
02:34:23,200 --> 02:34:25,000
Speaker 10: of like the meme that kicks the whole thing off.

2908
02:34:25,120 --> 02:34:27,680
Speaker 10: But there was a thing online where women ended up

2909
02:34:27,800 --> 02:34:31,240
Speaker 10: like trading stories with each other about this kind of stuff.

2910
02:34:32,320 --> 02:34:35,440
Speaker 10: That there's a support group for women who have been

2911
02:34:35,520 --> 02:34:40,800
Speaker 10: abandoned while hiking, I mean hiking and being outdoors is

2912
02:34:40,840 --> 02:34:44,360
Speaker 10: supposed to be kind of this, you know, potentially transformative

2913
02:34:44,440 --> 02:34:47,760
Speaker 10: experience when you go hiking with someone. Obviously depends on

2914
02:34:47,800 --> 02:34:53,600
Speaker 10: the terrain, but you know, like outdoor activities. I was

2915
02:34:53,600 --> 02:34:56,360
Speaker 10: always funny that people would do it. Obviously depending on

2916
02:34:56,440 --> 02:34:57,640
Speaker 10: what part of the country you're living.

2917
02:34:57,680 --> 02:34:57,720
Speaker 14: In.

2918
02:34:57,840 --> 02:34:59,600
Speaker 10: But you know, if you're out in like some like

2919
02:34:59,640 --> 02:35:02,640
Speaker 10: Denver or western parts of the country a lot of people,

2920
02:35:02,920 --> 02:35:05,600
Speaker 10: that's like a first date activity because it can be

2921
02:35:05,760 --> 02:35:10,720
Speaker 10: very instructive in determining how the other person deals with

2922
02:35:11,120 --> 02:35:14,640
Speaker 10: even mild adversity. You know, it's how you learn how

2923
02:35:14,720 --> 02:35:17,480
Speaker 10: well you travel with your partner. It's where you learn

2924
02:35:17,600 --> 02:35:22,520
Speaker 10: how you know you deal with the problems. And so

2925
02:35:22,680 --> 02:35:25,320
Speaker 10: these women trading these stories about going out on one

2926
02:35:25,360 --> 02:35:28,680
Speaker 10: of these types of situations and the guy just leaving,

2927
02:35:29,640 --> 02:35:31,160
Speaker 10: just ghosting them out there.

2928
02:35:33,240 --> 02:35:37,120
Speaker 3: Among the rocks. My boyfriend did this to me.

2929
02:35:37,320 --> 02:35:40,440
Speaker 10: One girl said, I found another hiker to show me

2930
02:35:40,560 --> 02:35:44,200
Speaker 10: how to get back, and then I went home and

2931
02:35:44,360 --> 02:35:45,279
Speaker 10: blocked his number.

2932
02:35:45,800 --> 02:35:48,240
Speaker 3: Well, he got off lights, that's it. That's it. I

2933
02:35:48,280 --> 02:35:49,879
Speaker 3: would have went to his house and set him on fire.

2934
02:35:51,400 --> 02:35:54,199
Speaker 10: My friend got abandoned by her partner on a trail,

2935
02:35:54,400 --> 02:35:57,520
Speaker 10: and she goes hiking now on her own with her

2936
02:35:57,680 --> 02:36:02,320
Speaker 10: dog in the hopes of their with the hopes of

2937
02:36:02,520 --> 02:36:05,320
Speaker 10: being there for any other women who have had the

2938
02:36:05,440 --> 02:36:06,360
Speaker 10: same thing happen.

2939
02:36:07,320 --> 02:36:09,200
Speaker 4: Is that common that you're gonna bump into someone who

2940
02:36:09,240 --> 02:36:10,800
Speaker 4: just had it happen to them too. I can't believe

2941
02:36:10,840 --> 02:36:12,400
Speaker 4: all the women that were trading these stories. I mean,

2942
02:36:12,400 --> 02:36:13,200
Speaker 4: it's a big country.

2943
02:36:13,320 --> 02:36:17,040
Speaker 10: But and somebody said, this is called an alpine divorce,

2944
02:36:17,480 --> 02:36:20,480
Speaker 10: which is very grandiose. Right, Alpine like a mountain range. Right,

2945
02:36:20,680 --> 02:36:24,080
Speaker 10: it is like if you're hiking in the middle of somewhere.

2946
02:36:25,959 --> 02:36:29,680
Speaker 10: Somebody said, my dad did this to my mom, who

2947
02:36:30,360 --> 02:36:33,000
Speaker 10: took us on a hunting trip quote unquote and left

2948
02:36:33,080 --> 02:36:34,280
Speaker 10: us in three feet of snow.

2949
02:36:35,360 --> 02:36:37,760
Speaker 3: Where did he go? I don't know.

2950
02:36:38,760 --> 02:36:40,600
Speaker 10: We had no idea where we were. But you ever

2951
02:36:40,680 --> 02:36:44,040
Speaker 10: see a movie called Force Masure. Oh, it's supposed to

2952
02:36:44,040 --> 02:36:46,480
Speaker 10: be a dark comedy. They remade it a few years

2953
02:36:46,520 --> 02:36:50,600
Speaker 10: ago with Oh God, they called it something else. They

2954
02:36:50,680 --> 02:36:53,320
Speaker 10: American di it up, so they I think it was

2955
02:36:53,400 --> 02:36:57,480
Speaker 10: called Downhill. It was with Julia, Louis Dreyfus and Will Ferrell.

2956
02:36:57,760 --> 02:37:00,520
Speaker 10: But the original movie is called Force Masure, and it's

2957
02:37:00,520 --> 02:37:03,320
Speaker 10: probably ten years old. It's a Swedish film. It's about

2958
02:37:03,360 --> 02:37:07,400
Speaker 10: this family that is on a vacation in the Alps.

2959
02:37:08,200 --> 02:37:11,360
Speaker 10: And there's a scene whether on this outside balcony having

2960
02:37:11,520 --> 02:37:17,840
Speaker 10: lunch outside this restaurant, and there's this snow coming down

2961
02:37:17,879 --> 02:37:21,840
Speaker 10: the mountains. This massive view, gorgeous view of the Alps,

2962
02:37:22,400 --> 02:37:24,119
Speaker 10: and it's him and his wife and they're sitting there

2963
02:37:24,160 --> 02:37:27,760
Speaker 10: and they're having lunch with two little kids, and all

2964
02:37:27,840 --> 02:37:31,120
Speaker 10: the snow comes down and people kind of start getting

2965
02:37:31,240 --> 02:37:37,200
Speaker 10: increasingly freaked out because it looks like a massive avalanche

2966
02:37:37,360 --> 02:37:39,600
Speaker 10: is going to come and get everybody off this deck.

2967
02:37:40,640 --> 02:37:45,840
Speaker 10: And the dad runs and leaves the family, and then

2968
02:37:45,959 --> 02:37:48,360
Speaker 10: he has to kind of sheepishly come back because it

2969
02:37:48,400 --> 02:37:51,400
Speaker 10: turns out that it wasn't like a full on avalanche.

2970
02:37:51,440 --> 02:37:53,840
Speaker 10: It was just like a huge powder cloud. And you're

2971
02:37:53,959 --> 02:37:58,160
Speaker 10: left with I just abandoned my Yes, this guy turns

2972
02:37:58,320 --> 02:38:01,119
Speaker 10: tail and runs in the white. The little kids are screaming.

2973
02:38:01,240 --> 02:38:03,320
Speaker 10: Like I said, it's a technically a dark comedy. It's

2974
02:38:03,360 --> 02:38:07,480
Speaker 10: a Swedish film, but I didn't see the Julia Louis

2975
02:38:07,520 --> 02:38:10,440
Speaker 10: Dreyfus's version, even though I love her. But and so

2976
02:38:10,560 --> 02:38:12,879
Speaker 10: this guy's got to come back and be like I didn't.

2977
02:38:13,920 --> 02:38:16,680
Speaker 10: I didn't really well Sweedish, so he was more like

2978
02:38:17,000 --> 02:38:18,840
Speaker 10: Giglin Ferg and Gergon.

2979
02:38:19,280 --> 02:38:21,560
Speaker 3: I don't remember was he was the exact line?

2980
02:38:21,800 --> 02:38:26,200
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think that translates directly into I didn't really

2981
02:38:26,360 --> 02:38:26,640
Speaker 10: leave you.

2982
02:38:26,959 --> 02:38:29,160
Speaker 3: I didn't believe it was a avalanche.

2983
02:38:29,520 --> 02:38:33,240
Speaker 10: Yeah, he's translated, of course, and so it's just kind

2984
02:38:33,280 --> 02:38:36,959
Speaker 10: of like this like unspoken thing with the wife and him,

2985
02:38:37,080 --> 02:38:42,680
Speaker 10: and she's pissed off, and but uh yeah, Alpine divorce.

2986
02:38:44,000 --> 02:38:46,320
Speaker 10: Everything's got to have a fun name, all, like these

2987
02:38:46,440 --> 02:38:49,600
Speaker 10: terrible things have to have fun names. So like, he

2988
02:38:49,760 --> 02:38:51,080
Speaker 10: just ghosted me in the rocks.

2989
02:38:51,959 --> 02:38:55,240
Speaker 4: So if the hubby starts looking for uh hey, let's

2990
02:38:55,240 --> 02:38:57,119
Speaker 4: start hanging out in the metro parks.

2991
02:38:56,920 --> 02:39:00,360
Speaker 10: Dear something to worry about. Well, they have those of

2992
02:39:00,400 --> 02:39:02,600
Speaker 10: stories right on the true crime shows. I mean, they're

2993
02:39:02,640 --> 02:39:06,640
Speaker 10: not unprecedented. There's all those kinds of stories where the

2994
02:39:06,760 --> 02:39:09,480
Speaker 10: guy all of a sudden with his wife or girlfriend

2995
02:39:09,560 --> 02:39:12,160
Speaker 10: wants to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff. Yeah,

2996
02:39:12,720 --> 02:39:15,480
Speaker 10: and then you know, whoops, knocks her over.

2997
02:39:16,120 --> 02:39:18,720
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened, right, And they.

2998
02:39:18,720 --> 02:39:22,680
Speaker 10: Usually well usually they eventually get all those guys because

2999
02:39:22,720 --> 02:39:26,480
Speaker 10: they determine they're like, yeah, nobody's gonna fall right there.

3000
02:39:27,040 --> 02:39:29,120
Speaker 10: Or they do forensic stuff where they determine like the

3001
02:39:29,160 --> 02:39:31,040
Speaker 10: angle the sun or you know, whether or not his

3002
02:39:31,600 --> 02:39:35,760
Speaker 10: story comports with kind of the science of the case.

3003
02:39:37,200 --> 02:39:39,680
Speaker 10: But yeah, that happens, you know quite a bit. I'm

3004
02:39:39,720 --> 02:39:42,120
Speaker 10: sure women have done it to their husbands too, they

3005
02:39:42,280 --> 02:39:45,240
Speaker 10: try to push them. Now, the huge variable there is

3006
02:39:45,320 --> 02:39:48,680
Speaker 10: you better hope they died because if they're just lying

3007
02:39:48,720 --> 02:39:54,320
Speaker 10: at the bottom of the rocks immobile right, well no,

3008
02:39:54,480 --> 02:39:56,880
Speaker 10: I mean you a situation like that, you better hope

3009
02:39:56,879 --> 02:39:57,280
Speaker 10: they're dead.

3010
02:39:57,440 --> 02:40:05,400
Speaker 3: I'm just thinking of was it Will ferrell Aga where

3011
02:40:05,440 --> 02:40:08,000
Speaker 3: he throws them down the trail door very much alive.

3012
02:40:09,680 --> 02:40:12,160
Speaker 4: That's a true crime one where the lady I think

3013
02:40:12,200 --> 02:40:15,400
Speaker 4: they got married like a week prior, and then she

3014
02:40:15,840 --> 02:40:17,760
Speaker 4: knocked him off a cliff to steal.

3015
02:40:17,600 --> 02:40:21,680
Speaker 3: Like his life. Yeah, something like that. I'd never understand.

3016
02:40:22,080 --> 02:40:24,640
Speaker 10: Now, there's a lot of things I don't understand, but

3017
02:40:24,760 --> 02:40:27,040
Speaker 10: I don't understand the people who take out a life

3018
02:40:27,080 --> 02:40:31,160
Speaker 10: insurance policy a week before they kill the guy and

3019
02:40:31,240 --> 02:40:34,000
Speaker 10: then figure nobody's going to look into that. Yeah, I

3020
02:40:34,080 --> 02:40:36,800
Speaker 10: mean they always do, but some people will end up

3021
02:40:36,800 --> 02:40:39,080
Speaker 10: getting the money. I don't understand that. I mean, under

3022
02:40:39,240 --> 02:40:43,680
Speaker 10: normal circumstances, it's like getting blood from a rock to

3023
02:40:43,800 --> 02:40:47,680
Speaker 10: get an insurance payout after a death. So these people

3024
02:40:47,720 --> 02:40:50,240
Speaker 10: are like, well, then we found out that the wife

3025
02:40:50,640 --> 02:40:53,080
Speaker 10: a month before. You know, they're always talking to some

3026
02:40:53,280 --> 02:40:56,160
Speaker 10: you know, jerkwater cop and then they're like, you know,

3027
02:40:56,280 --> 02:40:58,600
Speaker 10: we found out that the wife a month before took

3028
02:40:58,640 --> 02:41:01,520
Speaker 10: out a half minged dollar insurance policy on her.

3029
02:41:01,600 --> 02:41:03,400
Speaker 3: So we took me a look at that, and even

3030
02:41:03,440 --> 02:41:05,160
Speaker 3: we could figure out something smell fishy.

3031
02:41:05,480 --> 02:41:09,000
Speaker 4: So if he died and somebody took a life insurance

3032
02:41:09,080 --> 02:41:12,440
Speaker 4: policy out on somebody, would they get five hundred thousand dollars?

3033
02:41:12,600 --> 02:41:15,360
Speaker 3: Well that's the thought. Yeah, But I just understand, I

3034
02:41:15,400 --> 02:41:18,760
Speaker 3: don't know how that, ever works. Do you pay into it?

3035
02:41:19,200 --> 02:41:20,040
Speaker 3: Is that how you get it?

3036
02:41:20,600 --> 02:41:23,840
Speaker 10: That's how they work. I mean, that's how those insurance

3037
02:41:23,879 --> 02:41:26,160
Speaker 10: policies work. I just don't understand why people hold on.

3038
02:41:27,000 --> 02:41:28,240
Speaker 10: We've done a lot of work to do.

3039
02:41:30,280 --> 02:41:37,800
Speaker 3: I'm still alive some of you, I know, some of

3040
02:41:37,879 --> 02:41:39,520
Speaker 3: you are meeting for the first time.

3041
02:41:41,760 --> 02:41:42,120
Speaker 13: Anyone.

3042
02:41:46,879 --> 02:41:49,600
Speaker 10: Okay, you've all been gathered here to fill my evil

3043
02:41:49,680 --> 02:41:50,400
Speaker 10: cabinets with me.

3044
02:41:53,600 --> 02:42:04,959
Speaker 3: No, not dead, burnt badly? Yes, I can get out.

3045
02:42:05,720 --> 02:42:05,920
Speaker 4: See.

3046
02:42:05,920 --> 02:42:08,039
Speaker 3: I desired to device myself.

3047
02:42:14,040 --> 02:42:14,640
Speaker 4: So you could.

3048
02:42:14,720 --> 02:42:24,080
Speaker 3: Just My wound is beginning to smell of almonds. You

3049
02:42:24,120 --> 02:42:25,760
Speaker 3: shot me right in the arm. Why did you do that?

3050
02:42:26,120 --> 02:42:29,199
Speaker 3: You shut me right in the arm to get him again?

3051
02:42:31,280 --> 02:42:33,440
Speaker 10: Buddy, Ethan says, wait a second, you can just leave

3052
02:42:33,520 --> 02:42:34,920
Speaker 10: annoying women in the woods.

3053
02:42:35,720 --> 02:42:36,360
Speaker 3: That's an option.

3054
02:42:37,800 --> 02:42:41,680
Speaker 10: Okay, listen, you can leave annoying people anywhere, But why

3055
02:42:41,720 --> 02:42:43,080
Speaker 10: would you go on a hike with them in the

3056
02:42:43,120 --> 02:42:47,320
Speaker 10: first place. Oh, this will bring us together, right, we'll

3057
02:42:47,360 --> 02:42:49,360
Speaker 10: be out there in the middle of Oh, I don't know,

3058
02:42:53,800 --> 02:43:00,800
Speaker 10: so uh yeah, an Alpine divorce. Alan, I had a

3059
02:43:00,840 --> 02:43:03,000
Speaker 10: buddy who laid a wet one down the middle of

3060
02:43:03,080 --> 02:43:08,080
Speaker 10: the stripes on a main street, drunk on spring break,

3061
02:43:08,720 --> 02:43:12,720
Speaker 10: and he wiped with some poor dudes morning newspaper. I'll

3062
02:43:12,720 --> 02:43:14,200
Speaker 10: tell you how long ago that happened.

3063
02:43:14,600 --> 02:43:16,000
Speaker 3: Took me a second to figure out what he was

3064
02:43:16,040 --> 02:43:18,120
Speaker 3: talking about. I'm like Lada wet one.

3065
02:43:18,680 --> 02:43:23,280
Speaker 10: Oh oh yeah, Jake and Parma wants to know if

3066
02:43:23,280 --> 02:43:25,800
Speaker 10: any of us have ever tried Rocky Mountain oysters.

3067
02:43:25,920 --> 02:43:26,440
Speaker 3: You have, right?

3068
02:43:26,600 --> 02:43:26,800
Speaker 5: I have?

3069
02:43:27,120 --> 02:43:27,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have not.

3070
02:43:28,040 --> 02:43:31,600
Speaker 10: Yep, I assume Jess has not. She probably doesn't know

3071
02:43:31,640 --> 02:43:37,080
Speaker 10: what they are. No, Yeah, bull testicles deep fried?

3072
02:43:37,920 --> 02:43:39,119
Speaker 3: Are they in the can? Nope?

3073
02:43:40,160 --> 02:43:51,760
Speaker 4: Well only if the female bull's lucky body. They call

3074
02:43:51,840 --> 02:43:53,240
Speaker 4: him calf fries or you know.

3075
02:43:53,720 --> 02:43:53,959
Speaker 3: Yeah.

3076
02:43:54,240 --> 02:43:55,800
Speaker 10: I had him in Denver and I had him in

3077
02:43:55,879 --> 02:43:59,520
Speaker 10: North Carolina too, So yeah, I've had him on a

3078
02:43:59,560 --> 02:44:01,520
Speaker 10: couple of occasions, Rob, how do you like that?

3079
02:44:02,080 --> 02:44:04,520
Speaker 3: Huh? What do they taste like? Bull nuts?

3080
02:44:05,000 --> 02:44:05,040
Speaker 8: No?

3081
02:44:06,160 --> 02:44:08,480
Speaker 10: I mean they're they're deep fried. You're not getting them

3082
02:44:08,560 --> 02:44:11,320
Speaker 10: like sautate or anything like. You know, there's probably psychos

3083
02:44:11,320 --> 02:44:12,440
Speaker 10: out there who are like, I.

3084
02:44:12,480 --> 02:44:16,400
Speaker 4: Don't want the bread, but I want to taste them

3085
02:44:16,440 --> 02:44:20,280
Speaker 4: as they are deep fried mushroom. It's yes, it's I mean,

3086
02:44:20,280 --> 02:44:22,320
Speaker 4: I don't care from mushrooms imagined I would take.

3087
02:44:22,440 --> 02:44:24,879
Speaker 3: I want to taste them, not the Lord intended.

3088
02:44:25,400 --> 02:44:28,959
Speaker 10: Yeah, it just tastes like a deep fried piece of meat. Yeah,

3089
02:44:29,040 --> 02:44:32,640
Speaker 10: like ham or something, or you know, is the Lord

3090
02:44:32,720 --> 02:44:35,640
Speaker 10: intended them. I don't know that the Lord intended those

3091
02:44:35,680 --> 02:44:38,080
Speaker 10: for to be in your mouth. But yeah, Rocky Mountain

3092
02:44:38,120 --> 02:44:40,880
Speaker 10: oysters And that was always like a joke in the movies.

3093
02:44:41,120 --> 02:44:43,880
Speaker 10: What was the Chevy Chase movie Funny Farm, Yes, where

3094
02:44:43,920 --> 02:44:45,880
Speaker 10: he's like at the restaurant, he didn't know what they are,

3095
02:44:46,000 --> 02:44:49,120
Speaker 10: but they're like, oh, this guy's eating you know. The

3096
02:44:49,320 --> 02:44:52,480
Speaker 10: joke is he's breaking the record. There's a sign on

3097
02:44:52,520 --> 02:44:55,320
Speaker 10: the wall for the record holder of Rocky Mountain Oysters,

3098
02:44:55,360 --> 02:44:56,720
Speaker 10: and he's all proud of himself.

3099
02:44:57,320 --> 02:45:00,920
Speaker 3: There was the joke bullnuts or what you know had

3100
02:45:01,000 --> 02:45:02,080
Speaker 3: them here. They were great.

3101
02:45:02,160 --> 02:45:05,440
Speaker 4: There was a joke way back in the day and hey,

3102
02:45:05,480 --> 02:45:08,959
Speaker 4: why are these so small and they're not the same

3103
02:45:09,120 --> 02:45:11,600
Speaker 4: texture or color? Why do they taste so funny?

3104
02:45:12,240 --> 02:45:14,879
Speaker 3: Sorry? Signors? Sometimes the bull winds.

3105
02:45:17,120 --> 02:45:22,680
Speaker 10: Implying that they was the bullfighter test. Sometimes the bullwinds bullfighters.

3106
02:45:24,920 --> 02:45:28,800
Speaker 3: Yeah. In Canada they call them prairie oysters. Skinned.

3107
02:45:31,959 --> 02:45:38,240
Speaker 10: Well, let's not leave out the most important step. Rob shaved, shorn, skinned,

3108
02:45:38,320 --> 02:45:43,039
Speaker 10: coated and flour, pepper and salt, and then sometimes pounded flat.

3109
02:45:43,879 --> 02:45:45,800
Speaker 3: How about that. I hope they do that before they

3110
02:45:45,879 --> 02:45:48,160
Speaker 3: cut them. Did they come with a dipping sauce?

3111
02:45:48,360 --> 02:45:54,160
Speaker 10: Yes, probably some kind of cocktail sauce, that's right, or

3112
02:45:56,080 --> 02:45:59,320
Speaker 10: sauce now I would score it a floor lime on

3113
02:45:59,360 --> 02:46:01,039
Speaker 10: a big old play a rocky mountain oyster.

3114
02:46:01,200 --> 02:46:06,360
Speaker 3: Yeh yeah, yeah, ooh. Do they taste like kalamari? That's

3115
02:46:06,440 --> 02:46:07,039
Speaker 3: pretty close.

3116
02:46:07,160 --> 02:46:11,120
Speaker 10: Except kalamari, anything that's deep fried that much is all

3117
02:46:11,200 --> 02:46:13,199
Speaker 10: going to kind of taste the same because it's ninety

3118
02:46:13,280 --> 02:46:17,520
Speaker 10: percent breading. So like kalamari, there's like barely any stuff

3119
02:46:17,600 --> 02:46:19,760
Speaker 10: in there, and it's like rubbery like the texture.

3120
02:46:19,800 --> 02:46:21,760
Speaker 4: That's why you gotta get good kalamari, and you got

3121
02:46:21,840 --> 02:46:23,800
Speaker 4: to go to a place that changes their oil and

3122
02:46:24,040 --> 02:46:25,400
Speaker 4: it cooks things the right way.

3123
02:46:25,520 --> 02:46:28,120
Speaker 3: Get it from Applebee's. Oh Rob wants the place to

3124
02:46:28,280 --> 02:46:29,119
Speaker 3: change their oil.

3125
02:46:29,600 --> 02:46:32,640
Speaker 4: You do whatever you want. I'm not eating kalamari, listen.

3126
02:46:33,240 --> 02:46:35,920
Speaker 4: I'm a kalamari guy. Just to go to a beach

3127
02:46:36,000 --> 02:46:40,680
Speaker 4: club where the most klamari is processed in this country.

3128
02:46:40,959 --> 02:46:43,280
Speaker 10: My friends, I don't like it deep fried. I like

3129
02:46:43,400 --> 02:46:46,160
Speaker 10: it like a do I like in a savice or something.

3130
02:46:46,240 --> 02:46:49,920
Speaker 10: You know, Yeah, I do as well, grilled, I like

3131
02:46:50,000 --> 02:46:52,320
Speaker 10: all of it. Yeah, yeah, I'm I'm a fan. I

3132
02:46:52,520 --> 02:46:54,880
Speaker 10: do like it fried as well. I mean, depending on

3133
02:46:55,720 --> 02:46:58,120
Speaker 10: the place and how it's for I've been. I've been

3134
02:46:58,160 --> 02:47:00,960
Speaker 10: to many places over the last few years.

3135
02:47:02,400 --> 02:47:06,800
Speaker 4: That's they make it good, they say, And then deep

3136
02:47:06,920 --> 02:47:09,440
Speaker 4: fried is is you gotta be very careful?

3137
02:47:09,520 --> 02:47:10,280
Speaker 3: I'll say it that way.

3138
02:47:11,040 --> 02:47:13,720
Speaker 10: There is a place in Malibu. It's at the very

3139
02:47:13,879 --> 02:47:17,000
Speaker 10: bottom of the hill there below Pepperdine and it's like this.

3140
02:47:17,800 --> 02:47:20,240
Speaker 10: It's called MALIBUSI I think it's just called Malibu Sifood,

3141
02:47:20,560 --> 02:47:22,000
Speaker 10: but like it was famous back in the day because

3142
02:47:22,000 --> 02:47:23,840
Speaker 10: like Johnny Carson would go there on his way home

3143
02:47:23,959 --> 02:47:26,080
Speaker 10: or whatever, and it's just have you ever been there.

3144
02:47:26,160 --> 02:47:30,000
Speaker 10: It's just this little shack with a like a patio cafe.

3145
02:47:30,440 --> 02:47:32,960
Speaker 10: They may have expanded it, I think once word got

3146
02:47:33,040 --> 02:47:35,240
Speaker 10: around or whatever. But it's like Pepperdine's up on the

3147
02:47:35,320 --> 02:47:38,480
Speaker 10: hill in the very bottom there on Pch is malibusifood

3148
02:47:38,520 --> 02:47:42,000
Speaker 10: and it's so freaking good, like you just pull your

3149
02:47:42,080 --> 02:47:45,760
Speaker 10: car over, get out. It's a gravel, you know, and

3150
02:47:45,879 --> 02:47:49,280
Speaker 10: they're cooking up the saute and kalamari and all of it.

3151
02:47:49,400 --> 02:47:53,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, the sort of Galilee in Rhode Island is a massive,

3152
02:47:53,959 --> 02:48:00,960
Speaker 4: massive processing area for kalamari. It is Narragansea arrogance. Oh yeah,

3153
02:48:01,000 --> 02:48:03,880
Speaker 4: though that's what our beach club was. So I mean,

3154
02:48:03,920 --> 02:48:08,800
Speaker 4: if you wanted good calamari, that's where I mean, any

3155
02:48:08,920 --> 02:48:10,400
Speaker 4: restaurant down there you're getting.

3156
02:48:10,440 --> 02:48:11,680
Speaker 3: And it was swimming the night before.

3157
02:48:12,320 --> 02:48:16,480
Speaker 4: You get the level on the nose. Yeah, well for sure.

3158
02:48:16,600 --> 02:48:24,680
Speaker 4: But yeah, man, good good. I missed the klamad, Hey Ricardo, Hey.

3159
02:48:24,600 --> 02:48:31,880
Speaker 3: Alan in a day? What's up? So boom?

3160
02:48:32,400 --> 02:48:38,879
Speaker 14: The testies grilled and cuddlefish grilled.

3161
02:48:39,840 --> 02:48:45,560
Speaker 10: I would not, I would not. I would not want

3162
02:48:45,600 --> 02:48:48,360
Speaker 10: to eat. I would not want to eat grilled Rocky

3163
02:48:48,440 --> 02:48:49,400
Speaker 10: Mountain oysters.

3164
02:48:49,840 --> 02:48:53,040
Speaker 3: That's you.

3165
02:48:53,200 --> 02:48:56,400
Speaker 25: You do your thing, so I had him, and I've

3166
02:48:56,440 --> 02:48:59,119
Speaker 25: had him both ways. Are Whyan and Argentinian.

3167
02:48:59,640 --> 02:49:00,840
Speaker 14: And you guys know their.

3168
02:49:00,720 --> 02:49:03,680
Speaker 3: Cattle, Yeah, they really know their test.

3169
02:49:04,800 --> 02:49:05,039
Speaker 4: Yeah.

3170
02:49:05,360 --> 02:49:09,080
Speaker 25: And then Peruvian restaurant had which is known for their

3171
02:49:09,120 --> 02:49:14,000
Speaker 25: seafood and pairing, and it was the most delicious thing.

3172
02:49:14,640 --> 02:49:16,400
Speaker 14: Ever because they have the same consistency.

3173
02:49:16,520 --> 02:49:21,680
Speaker 25: But your brain just explodes because it's uh, surf and

3174
02:49:21,760 --> 02:49:22,680
Speaker 25: turf if.

3175
02:49:22,600 --> 02:49:27,280
Speaker 14: You will, but if you ever get the opportunity prior

3176
02:49:27,320 --> 02:49:28,359
Speaker 14: to that home book.

3177
02:49:28,400 --> 02:49:30,840
Speaker 3: I don't want my brain to explode. Ricardo, with all

3178
02:49:31,000 --> 02:49:35,240
Speaker 3: due respect, I've never I've never had cattle fish though.

3179
02:49:36,720 --> 02:49:39,920
Speaker 25: It's just oh dude, it's it's so it's like meteor.

3180
02:49:41,160 --> 02:49:47,240
Speaker 25: No point intended with Rob's cavear. Yeah, but it's it's

3181
02:49:47,360 --> 02:49:48,520
Speaker 25: it's it's kind of.

3182
02:49:48,959 --> 02:49:52,000
Speaker 14: Bitier, uh thinging to it.

3183
02:49:52,240 --> 02:49:53,640
Speaker 3: And then the same with the Rocky.

3184
02:49:53,920 --> 02:49:57,160
Speaker 25: Mountain oyster but grilled some lime on it or it

3185
02:49:57,360 --> 02:50:01,279
Speaker 25: was it was an.

3186
02:49:59,879 --> 02:50:03,480
Speaker 14: The world self flushing be said.

3187
02:50:03,320 --> 02:50:04,000
Speaker 11: On air.

3188
02:50:05,600 --> 02:50:08,240
Speaker 10: That, yeah, is a cuddle fish. You have to be

3189
02:50:08,280 --> 02:50:09,520
Speaker 10: the big spoon and a little spoon.

3190
02:50:11,080 --> 02:50:17,240
Speaker 25: No, well, I would say that this is basically masturbating

3191
02:50:17,320 --> 02:50:19,440
Speaker 25: your palate, if you may.

3192
02:50:21,480 --> 02:50:26,080
Speaker 3: Listen. So that's how he describes it. Why not wait

3193
02:50:26,600 --> 02:50:27,840
Speaker 3: to masturbate my palate.

3194
02:50:29,400 --> 02:50:32,760
Speaker 25: Indeed, indeed, there's there's there's uh, I'm on our cold

3195
02:50:32,840 --> 02:50:35,280
Speaker 25: United sort of things. I love cooking, and and that's

3196
02:50:35,680 --> 02:50:38,520
Speaker 25: if you can do that and mess with people's palate,

3197
02:50:39,120 --> 02:50:42,240
Speaker 25: bringing things to the next level, it's a it's a

3198
02:50:42,320 --> 02:50:45,040
Speaker 25: passion of mine, so I should recommend it.

3199
02:50:45,480 --> 02:50:48,039
Speaker 3: Ricardo. I'm so happy that we got you in twice today.

3200
02:50:48,200 --> 02:50:51,000
Speaker 10: I shudder to think what we would have lost in

3201
02:50:51,120 --> 02:50:55,400
Speaker 10: information had we not been able to avail ourselves of

3202
02:50:55,959 --> 02:50:58,519
Speaker 10: Riccardo's culinary expertise.

3203
02:50:58,760 --> 02:51:01,600
Speaker 3: Rob very excellent. Thank you, Ricardo.

3204
02:51:05,320 --> 02:51:07,440
Speaker 4: That's the only thing I remember it from was from

3205
02:51:07,560 --> 02:51:11,080
Speaker 4: South South Park when they did the human says a

3206
02:51:11,120 --> 02:51:12,800
Speaker 4: gay fish or whatever, and they did.

3207
02:51:12,959 --> 02:51:18,040
Speaker 3: A human centipede episode. That was it cutto fish Juevos

3208
02:51:18,160 --> 02:51:18,600
Speaker 3: de Toro.

3209
02:51:18,879 --> 02:51:24,640
Speaker 10: Here it comes, Okay, some parts of the country called

3210
02:51:24,720 --> 02:51:27,279
Speaker 10: Rocky Mountain Oysters swinging steak.

3211
02:51:31,320 --> 02:51:32,040
Speaker 3: In its own pouch.

3212
02:51:32,440 --> 02:51:35,320
Speaker 10: Hey, listen, we've all driven through some tiny town that's

3213
02:51:35,320 --> 02:51:37,760
Speaker 10: having a testicle festival.

3214
02:51:37,879 --> 02:51:38,039
Speaker 5: Right.

3215
02:51:39,080 --> 02:51:41,879
Speaker 10: My grandmother lived in a little town called Oregon, Illinois,

3216
02:51:41,879 --> 02:51:44,320
Speaker 10: and we visited her all the time. And you had

3217
02:51:44,360 --> 02:51:48,600
Speaker 10: to drive through another little town called Byron, Illinois where

3218
02:51:48,600 --> 02:51:50,800
Speaker 10: they built a nuclear power plant. So it was this

3219
02:51:50,920 --> 02:51:53,640
Speaker 10: tiny town that had a ton of money, brand new

3220
02:51:53,760 --> 02:51:56,720
Speaker 10: school and library and all this, you know, and every

3221
02:51:56,800 --> 02:51:59,360
Speaker 10: year they had a Turkey testicle festival.

3222
02:52:00,040 --> 02:52:03,200
Speaker 3: Who yeah, now we never stopped, but.

3223
02:52:05,200 --> 02:52:07,680
Speaker 4: There's a lot of scared turkeys of that sound rotten,

3224
02:52:07,840 --> 02:52:09,640
Speaker 4: how big testes?

3225
02:52:09,800 --> 02:52:10,800
Speaker 3: You need one of them?

3226
02:52:10,879 --> 02:52:13,280
Speaker 10: Yeah, you probably have to fill up on those now

3227
02:52:13,480 --> 02:52:16,879
Speaker 10: and holding them down's tough, right, And now I.

3228
02:52:16,920 --> 02:52:18,800
Speaker 4: Must leave you as the Brady bunch is on and

3229
02:52:18,920 --> 02:52:21,240
Speaker 4: I find four of those children incredibly arousing.

3230
02:52:23,360 --> 02:52:23,880
Speaker 1: Get out of it.

3231
02:52:25,000 --> 02:52:30,600
Speaker 7: Be careful of what you say, Be careful in every way,

3232
02:52:31,840 --> 02:52:37,400
Speaker 7: Be careful of what you do. Big Brother is watching you.

3233
02:52:38,800 --> 02:52:44,560
Speaker 7: Be circumspect and discreet, stay light on your mental feet.

3234
02:52:45,760 --> 02:52:50,039
Speaker 7: One slip and you know who you're through. Big Brother

3235
02:52:50,320 --> 02:52:57,560
Speaker 7: is watching you. And with all artis remember oviedios paid.

3236
02:52:58,600 --> 02:53:00,480
Speaker 14: And when you watch that.

3237
02:53:00,760 --> 02:53:07,920
Speaker 7: Davy screens, remember it works both ways. You'll disappear in

3238
02:53:08,200 --> 02:53:14,680
Speaker 7: a wink. Unless you can double think, you'll vanish into

3239
02:53:15,200 --> 02:53:19,000
Speaker 7: the blue. Big Brother is watching you.