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Speaker 2: Our top story.
Speaker 1: Minnesota cannabis dispensaries are running out of weeds.
Speaker 2: Several as your top story.
Speaker 1: Wow, several businesses are approved to operate but don't have
Speaker 1: enough supply to sell. Minnesota legalized recreational marijuan over two
Speaker 1: years ago. However, there isn't enough cannabis growing to support
Speaker 1: everyone's business despite the demand. Minnesota also has tribal compacts
Speaker 1: with three tribes, but there are tribal dispensaries on and
Speaker 1: off reservations that need supply.
Speaker 3: Is it because the demand is uptacked.
Speaker 2: Normal supply is down.
Speaker 1: No, it's because our state government has been grossly incompetent
Speaker 1: the entire time. We legalize this device as it says
Speaker 1: like two years ago and we are just getting dispensaries
Speaker 1: and now I guess we need to get suppliers too,
Speaker 1: and it's really stupid and the Office of Cannabis Management sucks.
Speaker 2: Sauce.
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, do your best explain to the class the
Speaker 4: concept of supply and demand.
Speaker 1: Supplying demand would be let's say you have a product,
Speaker 1: like an Initials game that you were getting Initials game
Speaker 1: dot com.
Speaker 2: You an Initials game, yes, initials not the product. What's
Speaker 2: supplying demand?
Speaker 1: So supplying demand is something where you have you don't
Speaker 1: have enough of what you have, but we all want it.
Speaker 4: That's supply worth of demand. Bing gold bango. Let's go
Speaker 4: around the room. How do we feel that he did justin?
Speaker 4: Do you feel like that was an accurate description of
Speaker 4: supply and demand?
Speaker 5: One to.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to make fun of socks. I think
Speaker 3: sas is there you go.
Speaker 2: You know, it's lucrative to do.
Speaker 1: So, Yeah, wasn't that close supply if you don't have
Speaker 1: the supply, But there's what is supply like your product?
Speaker 2: What is demand wanting of that product? Yeah? Hey, plus,
Speaker 2: thanks so great to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks sure, not gonna go take each a business
Speaker 3: class at the U.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that he is. No, but that was.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're doing great. Yeah, so uh not enough supply
Speaker 4: of weed. My guess is the demand pun intended is high?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, demand. I mean you only had over two
Speaker 2: years to figure this out. You just have to grow
Speaker 2: a bunch of I don't get a problem.
Speaker 1: Well no, because you can't just grow a bunch of weed,
Speaker 1: because you need to get license to grow a bunch
Speaker 1: of weed, and then the licensing takes forever, and you
Speaker 1: need to get all the proper stuff, and then the
Speaker 1: city government's getting away of that as well. So Albert
Speaker 1: Lee is tired of apparently weed down there too. So
Speaker 1: it's just it's so it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: We'll get your ass together, Albert Lee. Yeah, spring cross
Speaker 2: state boards. Yeah, smile, Oh my god, sorry to the
Speaker 2: stream or not.
Speaker 3: That's the lead story.
Speaker 1: That's his lead what everybody's talking about. Yeah, they're all fuming.
Speaker 1: All right, Well we continue here. Uh you like breaking Bad, right?
Speaker 1: Corey one of the all time great shows. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to say his name, but uh Walt Junior
Speaker 1: or j Mitta Midy or something like that m I
Speaker 1: T t E. I think, well, he's partnering with can
Speaker 1: Do Canines. Of course he's known from breaking bad, but
Speaker 1: he stopped by can Do Canines building a new hope
Speaker 1: to announce his partnership with the organization. Can Do Canines
Speaker 1: has provided over nine hundred assistance dogs to people with
Speaker 1: disabilities to date. Mobility assistant dog Tucker demonstrated what he
Speaker 1: has learned over the three year training process three years
Speaker 1: of training Wow to help out his new owner, Mitta,
Speaker 1: has cerebral palsy and said he's worked very hard to
Speaker 1: have the mobility he had today, but wants to help
Speaker 1: for those that need mobility assistance.
Speaker 4: So story number two wasn't about meth, but it was
Speaker 4: meth adjacent since it was breaking bad, so he led
Speaker 4: with weed and then followed it up with meth.
Speaker 2: But what's number three?
Speaker 1: The state is allowing Hannipen County to increase its jail
Speaker 1: population after a recent hiring spree. Last October, Minnesota Department
Speaker 1: of Corrections ordered the jail to reduce its population to
Speaker 1: less than six hundred inmates despite having the capacity for
Speaker 1: over eight hundred. However, the Kennepin County Jail is now
Speaker 1: fully staffed for the first time since twenty twenty by
Speaker 1: adding ninety nine new detention deputies. In fact, the jail
Speaker 1: is overstaffed by nearly fifty positions, but this was done
Speaker 1: in anticipation of workers who planned to retire soon.
Speaker 4: Man, what I wouldn't give to have Dove behind bar
Speaker 4: wide as you be rich. That means the heist has
Speaker 4: been pulled off and your family has been saved, and.
Speaker 2: Tommy is about to be a prison wife.
Speaker 4: I'll go, okay, I would you put your brother behind
Speaker 4: bars if you were able to be a billionaire with
Speaker 4: the bee.
Speaker 2: A billionaire? Well, you feel guilty, But how long have
Speaker 2: they the rest of their life? Ten years?
Speaker 4: In ten years, I mean, can my brother, My brother's
Speaker 4: a workaholic. Can he at least still work from prison?
Speaker 4: Can he just bring his laptop and still cut deals
Speaker 4: and stuff the jobs? I don't know, because then I'll
Speaker 4: give his boys a bunch of the money and then
Speaker 4: he can just keep his job going from prison.
Speaker 2: Deal, No ten years build up? You get a bill though.
Speaker 4: Ten years, but then zero work and he's got to
Speaker 4: go through the full prison experience.
Speaker 2: Yep. In what do you think you'd do it? I
Speaker 2: don't think so, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I would hope he would say no Dov, Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: Dove would throw you in jail for a bill you do.
Speaker 3: But to know you have like three hundred mills sitting
Speaker 3: for you when you come out.
Speaker 4: It would be fantastic, Hey, sauce, if you go to
Speaker 4: jail for ten years, wait, if you go to jail
Speaker 4: for ten years because Dob throws you in there and
Speaker 4: he takes a billion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna take one for the team.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna help raise Linus and I'm gonna move him
Speaker 4: with Kel, and I'm gonna take care of your family.
Speaker 2: It's Louis. I'm gonna be like Chunk talking to Sloth
Speaker 2: and I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: You're gonna live with me now because I love you.
Speaker 1: Just just hit me, is Kel, your beautiful wife. Yes, well, okay,
Speaker 1: do you.
Speaker 4: Know, just hit me.
Speaker 2: When Louis starts to playing, well, fantastic. But when Louis
Speaker 2: starts playing ball, he has to be number thirteen. Louis
Speaker 2: thirteenth would be nasty. Yeah, that's sick. Yeah, if they
Speaker 2: let you, if they let him, yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was allowed to be thirteen because they didn't print
Speaker 1: thirteen because of the bad luck in really that.
Speaker 4: White Beard, take it too much, Jared, They just don't
Speaker 4: understand numbers.
Speaker 2: They don't get it. They don't get it, white Bear.
Speaker 2: And finally, I mean passed the first round of the playoff.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, seriously did you guys make it second round
Speaker 2: of football?
Speaker 1: Yet?
Speaker 2: It's smart night, that's smart? Who they got tomorrow night?
Speaker 2: Great question?
Speaker 1: Details add Bear underscore football on Twitter, Zack, you should
Speaker 1: I should know that.
Speaker 2: I got to get back at probably somebody bad, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: probably white Bears second round?
Speaker 1: It might be a white parent. What is modam media facing?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, how'd they do against st last week? They
Speaker 1: got wikes, we got Highland Park. We're gonna whoop them,
Speaker 1: but the starters will be out by halftime. Fantastic.
Speaker 2: Well it was my squad I got Are you looking
Speaker 2: at a website that knows that quickly?
Speaker 1: When you say still around? My squad plays Farmington tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Oh it's my guy John's team. Yeah go Farmington. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: squad plays Farmington.
Speaker 4: Huh yeah tomorrow. Can make a wager? And no, which
Speaker 4: one a Dina or Minnetaka? No, I don't care about
Speaker 4: Minnetaka squad. Yeah, I live like five miles feet from you.
Speaker 2: Guys are hideous. They're out two and seven. Jesus, you
Speaker 2: guys are you guys are playing South Saint Paul. It's
Speaker 2: over for you. What do you mean it's over? It's over, Johnny,
Speaker 2: stop Saint Paul. Are you ready for the Wildcats? The
Speaker 2: Packers are seven and one, the Wildcats the Bears got.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're talking. I'll take the Wildcats plus thirty. You
Speaker 4: give me Chicago in thirty.
Speaker 2: Yes. First, first, that's a lot of it's court, do it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: High school bats play the game play? Oh is any good?
Speaker 3: I lost a lot of clus games.
Speaker 2: Oh, this would be great. I love Look just in
Speaker 2: case anybody's listening, because this eventually will be in the deposition.
Speaker 2: I love betting on high school sports. Yeah, I get
Speaker 2: a rush. Hi, judge your honor, Minnetonkaka. I wonder if
Speaker 2: anybody from South Saint Paul can be bought. Oh boy,
Speaker 2: now you're going in the collusion.
Speaker 4: What if I say, hey, you know the scene that
Speaker 4: I best just bet Tommy, twenty of it is yours.
Speaker 4: If you take a fall in the fourth, Wow, twenty percent.
Speaker 4: All you whoops a little by thirty one. You got
Speaker 4: a win by thirty simple. Really it might be they're
Speaker 4: that bad. Yeah, come on, man, they've won two games. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they wont two games.
Speaker 3: They're terrible.
Speaker 1: Did we say who he Dinah's playing? Yeah, Farming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Buddy's bit go Tigers. Yeah, speaking about tiers.
Speaker 2: Uh, Labor's not here. I asked, I told them last night.
Speaker 2: He died.
Speaker 3: I said, Ben, you got to stand Central time, wake
Speaker 3: up for the show, dude.
Speaker 2: He died.
Speaker 3: He said, no, I'm sleeping in.
Speaker 2: So so we went back and forth.
Speaker 3: Ben has crushing me. I think he's I think it's
Speaker 3: seven lucky seven one.
Speaker 4: Ude.
Speaker 5: Labor is taking number fifteen, Missouri at number ten. Vanderbilt Vanderbilt,
Speaker 5: Diego Pave is number four. I think right now in
Speaker 5: terms of the predictions for the Heisman Trophy, it's the
Speaker 5: first time since nineteen forty seven that Vanderbilt is number
Speaker 5: for ten in the country or in the top ten.
Speaker 2: College Game Day is going to.
Speaker 3: Nashville because of Vanderbilt.
Speaker 5: And when you and I'm going really deep here, I'm
Speaker 5: trying to find I'm using all I cannot go with
Speaker 5: any emotion. It's all with statistics in matchups versus top
Speaker 5: ten SEC opponents. Missouri is one in eighteen o one
Speaker 5: eighteen on the road fan, so he thinks his thought
Speaker 5: is Vanderbilt, which beat LSU last week thirty one twenty four.
Speaker 5: Vanderbilt's minus two and a half by the way to
Speaker 5: power trip bets. He just thinks it's a little bit
Speaker 5: of a look past being a really good Missouri team.
Speaker 5: So that is the marquee game in college football this week,
Speaker 5: and so I like the home field, Like I think
Speaker 5: this is a team that's trying to find their way
Speaker 5: into the college football playoffs in I think a lot
Speaker 5: of experts think Missouri is probably.
Speaker 3: Going to struggle to get in.
Speaker 5: But the SEC is deep and strong, and I think
Speaker 5: they have a chance, and they have the games in
Speaker 5: front of them. If they take care of business, you
Speaker 5: could have like an Indiana in a Missouri I mean
Speaker 5: teams are and I sorry, a Vanderbilt, I mean t
Speaker 5: two teams that were bottom of their conferences.
Speaker 3: Saying that in Indiana right now has as a first
Speaker 3: round by.
Speaker 2: There were a twenty five and a half point favorite
Speaker 2: against Paul And say, you know, you know what sucks about.
Speaker 4: That the most is it's just like whenever I say, Sauce,
Speaker 4: when you do this for one hundred thousand dollars, You're like, yep,
Speaker 4: what about nine hundred?
Speaker 2: No, well, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4: Like the first offer is the best offer, right, The
Speaker 4: first one is the one that he takes at the time.
Speaker 4: I just threw out thirty. If I had said forty,
Speaker 4: you also would have taken it.
Speaker 2: Literally, I just a number that I thought was.
Speaker 4: So preposterous, and you said yes, And I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 4: I could have squeezed you for another ten.
Speaker 2: Damn it? Did you guys? See Penn State schedule the
Speaker 2: next two weeks? No, Ohio State, Yes, week number one?
Speaker 2: Indiana two. You're gonna get slaughtered. Six losses in a
Speaker 2: road dude, I was the favorite to be that.
Speaker 3: I think Penn I still think it's me real really,
Speaker 3: I think Penn State beats Indiana.
Speaker 5: I love the Fitzgerald idea. I mean, I think Fitzgerland
Speaker 5: is an amazing coach. He will find his way back
Speaker 5: into college. There's so many openings now, Florida's open.
Speaker 2: Who's the favorite for the Florida job?
Speaker 3: I think it's I think it's Jet Jet Fish from Washington.
Speaker 5: Jets Go Go, Go Go, Edie's great guy. He's at
Speaker 5: he's the head coach of Washington. He's got ties back
Speaker 5: to Florida. He's the early name for that Florida cool flash.
Speaker 2: Appreciate it man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, one last one, last bet Ye going Dakota Marker
Speaker 5: game this week?
Speaker 2: Who cares? Saturday Night?
Speaker 5: One versus two North versus South North Dakota State traveling
Speaker 5: to South Dakota State, North Dakota State Number one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take my I'm taking my home.
Speaker 3: Is it all right if I take my hometown NDS
Speaker 3: you buys in Fargo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope they all die.
Speaker 3: Yea and Tommy, you take South Dakota State, just even up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, even up, they don't die. But yeah, you'll do it. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'll take South. Yeah.
Speaker 3: There you go, book it.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, see you next week. Right, Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: gonna be fantastic. Do you guys have so much fun
Speaker 2: this weekend? It's gonna be great. Go Gos. I think
Speaker 2: they I think they win and go South Palace, go
Speaker 2: South to state. Yeah, go Farmington, let's go. This is
Speaker 2: gonna be a great weekend. All right, guys, guys, all right.
Speaker 4: Ben Kastner, Minnesota's own Ben Castner joining in the second.
Speaker 4: We'll talk about some stand up comedy over the next
Speaker 4: couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Sawso do sports in a little bit later.
Speaker 4: Tom Pelasero at some point about eight twenty or so
Speaker 4: thanks to Bell Bank, Chris Hockey at some point is
Speaker 4: supposed to be calling him from Los Angeles. Not sure when,
Speaker 4: but Ben Katzner after this, I'm the fan.
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Speaker 1: to the Power True Morning Show. Special guest. Look, we
Speaker 1: love comedy.
Speaker 2: End this show.
Speaker 4: We've had tons of friends over the years in the
Speaker 4: Minneapolis slash Minnesota comedy scene.
Speaker 2: Whether it's Tommy.
Speaker 4: Ryman, Freaking cy Mary Mack who we love, I haven't
Speaker 4: seen Mary in a long time love Mary. She's technically
Speaker 4: from Wisconsin, but that count's great. We adopted her. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Now we love Kelsey and Chad. Of course they're the best.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Kelsey, a couple of weeks ago, Kelsey filmed
Speaker 4: or Special in Saint Paul. My neighbors Scooter and Fillatio
Speaker 4: came with Ange Allen Wittinsaw.
Speaker 2: I saw her Kelsey and opening up for Kelsey.
Speaker 4: He was a guy that some of you may be
Speaker 4: familiar with, Ben Katzner, who's also from Minnesota, and Ben
Speaker 4: joins us.
Speaker 2: Now, good morning, Ben, how are you o Oh? Thank
Speaker 2: you for having me. You absolutely crushed it. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much. You were awesome.
Speaker 4: I just told you off here that you're Idris el
Speaker 4: but Kevin James joke hit me right between the eyes
Speaker 4: and I laughed very hard.
Speaker 2: People that have seen your act probably are familiar with
Speaker 2: that joke. It was very funny. Ben. Where are you from.
Speaker 6: I'm from Albany, Minnesota. I don't know if you guys
Speaker 6: know where that is. Yeah, it's just a little bit
Speaker 6: past than Cloud so Albany. I've been doing comedy for
Speaker 6: how long? Been doing comedy over a decade, probably about
Speaker 6: twelve years. I think I just hit So how did
Speaker 6: you get into it? Just open mic, nice and piano bite, pettiness.
Speaker 6: Someone said I couldn't do it, and I said watch
Speaker 6: this baby, and.
Speaker 2: Then here here I am. So yeah.
Speaker 6: I think it was really just like a friend bet
Speaker 6: me I wouldn't do it, and I wanted to prove
Speaker 6: him wrong. You guys like betting, right, Well, yeah, I
Speaker 6: love it.
Speaker 1: It's the best You've been here twenty minutes and your
Speaker 1: real lifestyle bad again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, so ten thousand laughs. Festival, though, is happening.
Speaker 4: Our trip was supposed to have a show last night.
Speaker 4: Long story didn't work out. Long story why it didn't work,
Speaker 4: But not the end of the world. Oh but I'm
Speaker 4: still glad you were going to be a part of
Speaker 4: that show. But even bigger for you than that is
Speaker 4: tomorrow night. One of the headliners of the festival is
Speaker 4: a former SNL cast member, Leslie Jones, And you're opening
Speaker 4: for that's correct.
Speaker 2: I'll be one of the openers. And yeah, I'm one
Speaker 2: of the.
Speaker 6: Co producers of the festival. This is our thirteenth year
Speaker 6: doing it. It's gonna be a big weekend. If you
Speaker 6: like comedy. This is the place to be. We have
Speaker 6: Leslie Jones who got Hannibal Burst. We got a bunch
Speaker 6: of locals, nationals, everything. This is the time to come
Speaker 6: check out comedy in Minneapolis. Fantastic. Where's the show? The
Speaker 6: Leslie Jones shows at the Pantagous and then Hannibal will
Speaker 6: also be the Pantages the next day. We have shows
Speaker 6: at Sissyphis Brewing. We have shows at Brixworth Bruco. All honestly,
Speaker 6: it's all over. We have like these don't tell shows
Speaker 6: that are secret pop up shows. So check out the
Speaker 6: website ten thousand laps dot com. They have like all
Speaker 6: the venues and everything. But yeah, there's a lot going on,
Speaker 6: a lot.
Speaker 2: Of moving parts. Yea, that's sweet. It's a lot of comedy,
Speaker 2: a lot of options though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe you don't want to do like some pre
Speaker 4: Halloween weekend before party, go see some stand up comedy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can wear a costume. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: stop you know whatever. You need to do. Dress up
Speaker 2: as adrib or Kevin James, and your wife will be
Speaker 2: all over him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you want to ruin my marriage, dress up
Speaker 6: Kevin James, that's awesome.
Speaker 4: All right, So you ripped the band aid off based
Speaker 4: on a bed. Yeah, I started doing open mics. Where
Speaker 4: did you open mics?
Speaker 6: I started in Sant Cloud. I don't know how much
Speaker 6: how familiar you are with like the Sterns County region.
Speaker 6: What you do shows up the red carpet, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: so Red Carbon I've done shows at. I'll also shout
Speaker 6: out to Adrian Washington if you don't know him. He's incredible.
Speaker 2: It's the best.
Speaker 6: He's like the dawn of Sant Cloud comedy. But really
Speaker 6: I started at like this place called drum Runners. It
Speaker 6: was notoriously known for like serving miners in the floors
Speaker 6: and they're like floors being sticky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never asked a terrible combination good. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think it burned down. I don't think it exists anymore.
Speaker 6: But that's where I started. There was just a guy
Speaker 6: who was like, you know, I came to watch a
Speaker 6: show and it's like I'd like to try, and he's like,
Speaker 6: why don't you come here next week?
Speaker 2: He just didn't care. And that's where I got my start.
Speaker 6: And I just started meeting people from Minneapolis, and eventually
Speaker 6: you learn, you know, maybe Saint Cloud, Lord Love, it
Speaker 6: is not the place to is in a bastion of
Speaker 6: stand up comedian for a lot of people to like try, Uh,
Speaker 6: why don't you try Minneapolis?
Speaker 2: You know? And then I started coming here and it's
Speaker 2: been incredible ever since. I really enjoyed. So would you
Speaker 2: start poking around here?
Speaker 4: Did you Act Me Open Mike Nights or how do
Speaker 4: you get your Minneapolis start?
Speaker 6: Did the act Me Open Mike House of Carey terrifying
Speaker 6: or not? I mean, it's just like everything there, it's
Speaker 6: such a beauty. It's one of the best clubs in
Speaker 6: the country. But your first time on stage there it
Speaker 6: might as well be like a work camp or something.
Speaker 6: You're nervous, your sweating, You're worried that everybody hates you.
Speaker 6: You're like, if I do bad, they're gonna put me
Speaker 6: in a dark closet. I don't know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: You. Did you bring a bunch of friends to to
Speaker 2: help boost the laughs or how that work? The first time?
Speaker 2: I think I did bring some friends. You know, you
Speaker 2: bring friends, you bring like exes. You're like, hey, I've
Speaker 2: been thinking about you. Why don't we meet up at
Speaker 2: Act Me and see what happens? X is at a
Speaker 2: co comedy show? Interesting?
Speaker 6: Oh, people were comedians are savages. They'll you know, they'll
Speaker 6: hop in like tinder grinder or something to be like, Hey,
Speaker 6: I would love to meet up. Why don't you meet
Speaker 6: me at the House of Comedy in the Mall of
Speaker 6: America at eight pm on Wednesday?
Speaker 2: Zach you falling for that trick?
Speaker 1: Saw too many times and comedy show. I knew he
Speaker 1: was familiar. Yeah, all right, So how long do you
Speaker 1: think it took you to have quote an act? How
Speaker 1: long do you does it take to find a voice?
Speaker 2: I mean, you watch me, so I don't think I'm
Speaker 2: there yet, you crush.
Speaker 4: I'm not just saying that. I and I thought the
Speaker 4: crowd in general felt like I was at the late show.
Speaker 4: I don't know if the early show went better or worse,
Speaker 4: but I thought you had the night show and the
Speaker 4: palm of your hands for the entire said it was awesome.
Speaker 2: Thanks man. He's a tough critic too, Yeah, I mean that, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: And also it's hard when everybody there is there for
Speaker 4: a special taping, right, We're there to see Kelsey put
Speaker 4: on a show that's worthy of being recorded. So the
Speaker 4: job of an opener for a special and I'm not
Speaker 4: to explain this to you. You understand this. You're in
Speaker 4: the industry. That's gotta be extra pressure because it's like
Speaker 4: you got to set the table for her to knock
Speaker 4: it out of the park. Not just like, hey, cool,
Speaker 4: I get to open for Leslie Jones and let's see
Speaker 4: what happens. This is if I bomb and the vibe
Speaker 4: is bad, then Kelsey's got to really kill it and
Speaker 4: something that's going to live in in for me because
Speaker 4: she's gonna get recorded. Like that's a big time spot
Speaker 4: for you to not fail. And you absolutely crushed it.
Speaker 2: Thanks. I'm glad I didn't talk to you before the show. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there is. Let me ask you.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna I have to ask you this question. As
Speaker 6: an audience member at a special taping, did you feel
Speaker 6: that energy?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? Yeah, because.
Speaker 4: You want to laugh, because you want to support. You're
Speaker 4: there to make sure the special is as good as possible.
Speaker 2: So sure. In fact so.
Speaker 4: Martie Gellner, who's on this show a couple of times
Speaker 4: a week, was at the early show and she said
Speaker 4: that her and the ladies that she went with sat
Speaker 4: next to the microphones in the balcony.
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, she.
Speaker 4: Said they they were over the top laughing for two reasons,
Speaker 4: to be supportive, but they also were trying to laugh
Speaker 4: distinctly just in case they could hear themselves.
Speaker 2: Laughing on the special. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I wasn't anywhere near a microphone, but I think
Speaker 4: people subconsciously say, I have to laugh louder and harder
Speaker 4: to make sure it sounds good.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So the trick really is every show I should be like, hey,
Speaker 6: this is a special tape. Yeah, correct, bring it.
Speaker 4: Que microphones all across the Rose. Yeah no so I no,
Speaker 4: I thought it was a super good setup. Put it
Speaker 4: on a platter for her. The weird part for a
Speaker 4: special taping, if you guys have not been to one,
Speaker 4: I'm not talking to Ben You've been funny is the
Speaker 4: like that awkward sixty second transition where you have to explain, okay,
Speaker 4: here's what's about to happen. Can you tell people that
Speaker 4: have not been to a special what that transition is like.
Speaker 2: And what what occurs? Yeah, so there's a multiple stuff.
Speaker 6: We didn't do this as much with Kelsey, but sometimes
Speaker 6: there's also these things called pickups. I was just talking
Speaker 6: about this to a friend yesterday, where if you flob
Speaker 6: a line or whatever, you go, hey, guys, I'm just
Speaker 6: gonna do it over.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 6: So there's all this like behind the curtain stuff, so
Speaker 6: you have that, then you have the thing. So I
Speaker 6: go up and then they're like, all right, after you're done,
Speaker 6: you're gonna you need to tell the audience exactly what's
Speaker 6: gonna happen, Like they just forget that you're all normal
Speaker 6: human beings and that you know that I'm not the
Speaker 6: only act. Like, you know, Kelsey's coming out. It's a
Speaker 6: Kelsey Cook comedy special. But they're like, tell the audience
Speaker 6: that it's gonna be thirty seconds. There's gonna be a
Speaker 6: guy who's gonna adjust the microphone, and then she'll come out,
Speaker 6: and when she comes out, they need to laugh. I'm like,
Speaker 6: they know all of this stuff, but they tell you,
Speaker 6: and then that's when you start getting in your head.
Speaker 6: I told Kelsey this, and like, first of all, I
Speaker 6: need to say, she crush you were there, she brushed it.
Speaker 6: I've seen a little bit of it, and I don't know, so,
Speaker 6: I said, but I've seen a little bit of it.
Speaker 6: It looks beautiful and like she's so funny, Like you
Speaker 6: have to check out the special when it comes out.
Speaker 6: But I they get so like granular, insular, whatever the
Speaker 6: word is. Where there was a point where they were
Speaker 6: rehearsing Kelsey walking out and there and again they're doing
Speaker 6: their jobs. This is what they're supposed to do. But
Speaker 6: as a comedian you're like, this is a little too
Speaker 6: much where they're like, okay, so when you come out,
Speaker 6: are you gonna wait with your left hand or your
Speaker 6: right hand? Do you want to like look at the
Speaker 6: crowd or do you want to like do both hands
Speaker 6: or whatever? And I'm sitting I'm sitting in the shadows
Speaker 6: being like just like a dance mom being like you
Speaker 6: know the answer, you got it?
Speaker 2: How much you want?
Speaker 6: You know, because like they want to make sure everything
Speaker 6: looks good on film. They want to make sure that
Speaker 6: she's comfortable and then pocket in the moment. But there
Speaker 6: there is a lot of extra pressure just because and
Speaker 6: especially when it's at a theater. A theater is another
Speaker 6: thing because theaters are they're incredible places to perform, but
Speaker 6: they're more serious. You know, we have a call time
Speaker 6: at a theater. You know, I'm like I do basement
Speaker 6: bar shows, you know what I mean, Like call time.
Speaker 6: I just have to make sure I'm awake when this happens.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: You've done shows, it plays in places in St. Cloud
Speaker 4: that have birds in the ground.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm like, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was
Speaker 6: a non sticky floor establishment.
Speaker 2: You know, it was rum runners, right, trying to explain this.
Speaker 4: So just more to the point of what you're saying
Speaker 4: is think about this, fellas he So Ben's job is to, obviously,
Speaker 4: as a stand up comedian, walk off on a high.
Speaker 2: And be hot. Yeah, and be hot, thank you.
Speaker 4: So you you have to crush that last joke to
Speaker 4: get people to go, you know, give you an ovation.
Speaker 4: It's so awkward when you crush it and then stand
Speaker 4: there and essentially wait for the applause to end and go.
Speaker 2: Okay, now I have instructions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not It's not the most fun to walk
Speaker 4: off to a series of instructions for a special but
Speaker 4: it's a special taping.
Speaker 2: It's better after, I would say, because like so for
Speaker 2: this Lesza jonestow.
Speaker 6: Because I'm a I'm a producer on the festival, I
Speaker 6: have to read like some announcements beforehand. I have to
Speaker 6: be like, hey, thanks for our sponsors for this, and
Speaker 6: then I have to be like, so my wife thinks
Speaker 6: I'm a comedy you know, I have to get into
Speaker 6: all this weird stuff. So but my job as the
Speaker 6: opener is like to make to set it up for
Speaker 6: the headliner. I'm glad to do that. I've worked with
Speaker 6: Chad before, I've worked Kelsey. I've worked with a bunch
Speaker 6: of different people, and I love working with people. I
Speaker 6: love seeing how they operate. I love seeing the different
Speaker 6: kinds of things. Like that special taping was incredible to see,
Speaker 6: first of all Kelsey's work ethic, but also just like
Speaker 6: the stuff that goes into it. Like I've never taped
Speaker 6: a special at a theater show. I have a special
Speaker 6: that's on YouTube for free that I taped at Sissyfice
Speaker 6: that you should check out.
Speaker 2: But uh, what's it called. It's called Supple Harlot. That's
Speaker 2: what it's called. So just look just find it under
Speaker 2: your name.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you can search Benkats near Supple Harlotte on YouTube
Speaker 6: and it's all out there, and it's k A t
Speaker 6: U z n E.
Speaker 2: That is correct.
Speaker 6: Yeah, traditional spelling, thank you suh. But yeah, it's uh,
Speaker 6: there's so much that goes into it. I told Kelsey
Speaker 6: a one point. I'm like, it's like a it's like
Speaker 6: a funeral and a wedding combined watching this where it's
Speaker 6: like everyone was so hushed and quiet when we walked in,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, this is a comedy show. You were allowed,
Speaker 6: you know, like make some jokes and have fun. So
Speaker 6: to see all the like that we're able to still
Speaker 6: entertain after all that kind of like weird mental hurdles
Speaker 6: getting over all that stuff was awesome.
Speaker 2: It was awesome to watch her. So I'm so glad
Speaker 2: that you had a good time.
Speaker 4: Give me a give me a handful of like under
Speaker 4: the radar names that are going to be in town
Speaker 4: the next you know, four two hours check out that
Speaker 4: maybe we haven't heard.
Speaker 6: Of absolutely So I don't know. So she's on the
Speaker 6: show wilding Out, but Mattie Smith, she's out of New
Speaker 6: York City. She's one of the funniest people I know.
Speaker 6: I used to live in New York so I did
Speaker 6: comedy there and met her there. Incredible, Like that's a
Speaker 6: show you're gonna want to go see. We have a
Speaker 6: bunch of different showcases, so we have like locals on
Speaker 6: so like let's say, if you're like Pearl Rose she's
Speaker 6: a great comedian around here, Like she'll be hosting a
Speaker 6: showcase that has a bunch of locals nationals. I'm trying
Speaker 6: to think here, you guys mentioned Mary mac and she's
Speaker 6: the best.
Speaker 1: Mary.
Speaker 6: Mary has a show she does her like North Star
Speaker 6: Comedy Hour and it's part supper club, part like wait, wait,
Speaker 6: don't tell me, part just Wisconsin craziness.
Speaker 2: And I've done it before.
Speaker 6: And that is a show. It's at the Granada Theater
Speaker 6: in Uptown tomorrow. Let me mis mak sure that I
Speaker 6: know at the time. It's at seven tomorrow. I think, sorry,
Speaker 6: eight pm tomorrow, and like that's one you gotta go check.
Speaker 6: She's such a crusher, she's the best. Yeah, yeah, we've
Speaker 6: got we seen her in Forever, get her in.
Speaker 2: She's so good.
Speaker 4: Should we call her get her We're in Vegas unfortunately
Speaker 4: tomorrow otherwise. Yeah, but uh man, Mary uh one of
Speaker 4: my all time fishing She's awesome.
Speaker 6: She's, you know, just this tiny, frail woman who has
Speaker 6: the funniest like northern Wisconsin accent, and.
Speaker 2: Just powerhouse when it comes to comedy.
Speaker 6: We've got comrade Trip, who's incredible comedian. I think locally,
Speaker 6: a lot of people know him and like a is
Speaker 6: blowing up online. Sam Schedler another one of those people
Speaker 6: who is like newer to comedy in Minneapolis, but like
Speaker 6: do is opening for a lot of people. I'm sure
Speaker 6: we'll be filming a special here within the next you know,
Speaker 6: five years or whatever. So there's a bunch of people.
Speaker 6: It's highly worth it. You can check out the website,
Speaker 6: you'll see some names you recognize. But here's what I'm
Speaker 6: gonna say. We also have a bunch of showcases where
Speaker 6: you're gonna be like, I don't really know if I
Speaker 6: know any of these people. You know, like, oh, like
Speaker 6: there's no Chad, there's no whatever. I promise you the
Speaker 6: people we've had this every year that I've been part
Speaker 6: of this. The people that are on this go on
Speaker 6: to do like the things you're like, well that guy
Speaker 6: I saw him. I saw that guy at Sissyphis, I
Speaker 6: saw that person at you know whatever, and like come
Speaker 6: to these shows. Come to the showcases. There's awesome comedians
Speaker 6: from across the country coming today.
Speaker 4: You know the We talk about this all the time
Speaker 4: on the show Sauce about how like once you get
Speaker 4: to our age.
Speaker 2: We're in our mid forties, I don't have time for
Speaker 2: opening bands.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like when I go to I just don't When
Speaker 4: I go to concerts, I want to see the band
Speaker 4: that I'm paying to see. I don't want to you know,
Speaker 4: have inconvenience is when it comes to parking and I
Speaker 4: want to be home in a reasonable hour.
Speaker 2: I'm getting older, getting lame.
Speaker 4: Comedy is different, though, because you don't have to put
Speaker 4: up with a band you don't like for forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: These are like five or seven minutes sets. So like,
Speaker 2: I like the idea.
Speaker 4: I would much rather sit through five unknown comics versus
Speaker 4: five unknown bands. I ain't got time for that anymore. Correct,
Speaker 4: But comedy is so much faster. There's not a thirty
Speaker 4: minute set change. You just passed the mic to the
Speaker 4: next person and when you see if you like the
Speaker 4: next one, that's what.
Speaker 2: Just move on with your life.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 6: You can you can hate someone for five to seven
Speaker 6: minutes and then love the next person exactly and you'll
Speaker 6: be fine. You know, you want to go get a beer,
Speaker 6: you want to go smoke whatever, to go do that,
Speaker 6: that's fine. But like I promise you, just because like
Speaker 6: we worked really hard on selecting these people and we
Speaker 6: have I think in total it's probably over sixty. And
Speaker 6: then we'll have like some disuping people and all this
Speaker 6: sort of stuff. So like, I promise you you will
Speaker 6: like the most of the people you see, and if
Speaker 6: you don't, don't tell me about it.
Speaker 2: I don't care. Okay, So is your only show the one?
Speaker 2: Though with Leslie you're not going to stand alone somewhere.
Speaker 2: So I'm not doing a stand alone this year. I
Speaker 2: guess you know I don't value me enough. But do
Speaker 2: you say you help put the festival together? Yeah, you'd
Speaker 2: say yourself, look your own show. You know what you're new,
Speaker 2: you're my agent. Now that's a good point. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I play Vowels in sant Cloud, just sell it out.
Speaker 6: Yeah, if I'm going to Valels, I'm I'm not gonna
Speaker 6: make it on stage. I'm eating burgers in the shout
Speaker 6: out to vals.
Speaker 2: Good poll. That's owithstanding. Yeah. Now I'm going to go drive.
Speaker 2: I'm skipping the festival.
Speaker 6: I'm going to exactly but no so, but I'll pop
Speaker 6: on a bunch of different shows and then like you know,
Speaker 6: you can also I'm a like I'm in town now.
Speaker 6: I moved back from New York. We're coming up on
Speaker 6: two years, so I'm making sure to be here more.
Speaker 6: I'm at act me a bunch as a host and
Speaker 6: all this other stuff I put on. You know what,
Speaker 6: I'll tell you if it's okay to say, if you
Speaker 6: do want to see me or want to see more
Speaker 6: of my friends, that I do a home for the
Speaker 6: holiday show, the like Black Friday weekend of Thanksgiving. So
Speaker 6: I think it's like the twenty seventh, twenty eighth or
Speaker 6: twenty eighth to twenty ninth Friday Saturday. We're doing six
Speaker 6: pm shows. They're going to sell out. So like that's
Speaker 6: at Sissyphis Brewing. That's tickets are online for that already.
Speaker 6: So if you want to come see me, I'm around.
Speaker 6: Don't you worry about me. But this weekend isn't about me.
Speaker 6: I'm just I'm just here to look pretty right. Yeah, Ben,
Speaker 6: awesome meeting you again. I thought you were fantastic a
Speaker 6: couple of weeks ago. Good luck with the festival.
Speaker 4: Where can people find you on social media if they
Speaker 4: want to start learning about your comedy.
Speaker 6: You can find me at Shaq Katzner Shack like the
Speaker 6: basketball player Katzner katz n e r and then if
Speaker 6: you like podcasts, I also have a podcast called troll Hole,
Speaker 6: who I do with my buddy Mike Lester, who is
Speaker 6: a very funny local comedian here who you guys would love.
Speaker 6: I know you, I've seen it, I know Mike. Okay,
Speaker 6: yeah yeah, so like so we we have a podcast there.
Speaker 6: You should check that out as well. And yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: around just dm me. I'll do a birthday party. I'll
Speaker 6: do a corporate I don't care. I need money, So
Speaker 6: what do you need?
Speaker 2: I got you. I'll show feet, cut me off.
Speaker 1: You might get some man, might get some responses, Zach,
Speaker 1: he said, I'll show feet and troll Hole in about thirty.
Speaker 4: Ben, nice meeting you man, Thanks for having me. Sauce
Speaker 4: your hands up. We have major, massive, breaking NBA news.
Speaker 2: We just do it now.
Speaker 1: Every Rosier was arrested this morning, uh part of a
Speaker 1: FBI sports betting investigation. Chauncey Billups has been arrested by
Speaker 1: the FBI for alleged illegal gambling.
Speaker 2: Damn all right, all of this is breaking, right, Unbelievable arrests.
Speaker 1: Are anticipated to come, and there's a press conference coming
Speaker 1: up at nine are our time with FBI Director Cash Bettel,
Speaker 1: who will announce the rest of the arrests, as well
Speaker 1: as more details on this apparent FBI sports betting gambling probe.
Speaker 4: So, you know, try to do a special after that transition,
Speaker 4: right right, that's the equivalent of Ben going, here's the instructions.
Speaker 4: Now here's Kelsey.
Speaker 2: It's hard. Yeah, how we follow that, Ben? Thanks man,
Speaker 2: good to see.
Speaker 4: You all right, Vikings News in a second, we'll follow
Speaker 4: that breaking NBA story. At some point, Chris will be
Speaker 4: calling from Los Angeles. We'll have dot com Tom Tom
Speaker 4: Pelasero later in the eight o'clock hour, and Saw said
Speaker 4: a fifty one percent chance that his comedian friend joined
Speaker 4: at some point if he walks across the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, still I haven't heard from him, so less than
Speaker 1: fifty one. Probably it's fading, but you never know. Again,
Speaker 1: he's probably still sleeping.
Speaker 2: This is the Power Trip morning, Joe on the Fan.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Takes time for Vikings Us on the Power Trip, presented.
Speaker 1: By some more details look at the Vikings News in
Speaker 1: a moment. But on that Chauncey Billups arrest. ABC News
Speaker 1: reporting that Chauncey Billis has been charging an illegal polker
Speaker 1: operation tied to the Gaelphia.
Speaker 6: What.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were just talking about the story of the break.
Speaker 2: Didn't Chauncey Billups just go into the Hall of Fame four?
Speaker 2: He's got tons of money. Yeah, what is he doing
Speaker 2: with mob ties? Yeah? I guess poker ring As of now,
Speaker 2: it doesn't have anything to do with the NBA. That's
Speaker 2: what this is.
Speaker 1: It also says Rosier is also charging a separate but
Speaker 1: related illegal gambling case. So turns out among six people
Speaker 1: charged Thursday with turning professional basketball into a criminal gambling
Speaker 1: operation by using inside information to place unlawfable wagers.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like Rosier is is this is the
Speaker 2: whole thing.
Speaker 1: But Rosier is more tied to the basketball side, where
Speaker 1: apparently Billups is more the poker operation.
Speaker 2: So let's go all the way back.
Speaker 4: This is kind of for me, and I told you
Speaker 4: so a moment way before professional teams were in Las Vegas,
Speaker 4: there were people that would say on talk radio or
Speaker 4: even in articles on ESPN or side, they'd be like,
Speaker 4: we can't put professional teams in Las Vegas because then
Speaker 4: the mob or the mafia will get to those players.
Speaker 2: And I used to say, you don't think the mob
Speaker 2: can get to people in other cities. Like that's just
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 4: That never made sense that, like, well, they're right, they're
Speaker 4: gonna go walk right down the street and they'll walk
Speaker 4: up to him and be like, I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Place a bed and I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 4: The guy's the head coach of the Portland Trailblazers. He
Speaker 4: has tens of millions of dollars. He's in the NBA
Speaker 4: of the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame. And if they
Speaker 4: got to him, they got to him. You don't have
Speaker 4: to be based in Vegas. No, they can get to
Speaker 4: you anywhere. That never made sense to me at all.
Speaker 4: Marry Rogier has played for what Boston, Charlotte. I think
Speaker 4: he's all over.
Speaker 2: He's in Miami now nowhere near Las Vegas, Nevada.
Speaker 1: No, the mob travels this. They have a lot of
Speaker 1: Delta miles. Yeah, of course they do. Yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they're a million milers.
Speaker 2: So I'm reading the.
Speaker 4: Story that's on ESPN dot com and they're talking about
Speaker 4: how John J.
Speaker 2: Porter, guy from the Raptors that got popped a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago. He is awaiting sentencing.
Speaker 4: In December, Porter pleaded guilty to conspiracy charges In admitted
Speaker 4: in court to manipulating his performance in two games during
Speaker 4: the twenty three slash twenty four season. A lot of
Speaker 4: the apps, the DraftKings of the World, FanDuel, stuff like that. Remember,
Speaker 4: there was pressure after this to squash a lot of
Speaker 4: the player props.
Speaker 2: Yes, correct, because that's so much easier.
Speaker 4: To manipulate than an over under or a winner or
Speaker 4: a loss, because that's a team maybe tanking.
Speaker 2: But players can say.
Speaker 3: Hey, there's no way I'm gonna get five rebounds.
Speaker 2: I'll make sure I don't get five.
Speaker 4: Right whatever, I probably won't even play, So there was
Speaker 4: a lot of pressure to not do that. I would
Speaker 4: argue it's swung significantly the other way. Now you have
Speaker 4: those predictive oh markets where you can bet on everything.
Speaker 4: Cybridark made fun of it a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4: So now instead of moving away from player property, it
Speaker 4: looks it looks like all of these services. I think
Speaker 4: DraftKings just announced a couple of days ago they're getting
Speaker 4: into that predictive market.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bit, there's going to be more of that, not less.
Speaker 4: So I don't think this is the end of a
Speaker 4: whole bunch of people taking falls on the individual level.
Speaker 4: I'm just surprised. It's people like Terry Rogier. He's in
Speaker 4: the final year of a four year, ninety six million
Speaker 4: dollar deal. This isn't Jontay Porter, who was making like
Speaker 4: I think NBA minimum, which is a lot of money
Speaker 4: for the rest of us, but the thirteenth guy in
Speaker 4: a bed, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Rogier's got one hundred million dollars. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Like if it's the guy making you know, the league
Speaker 1: minimum in the NHL, totally understand you need to put
Speaker 1: food on the tape, but yeah, the NBA, you shouldn't
Speaker 1: be doing that.
Speaker 2: You're making fifteen million just to sit on the bench.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't either. It's unbelievable crazy.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we'll learn more at nine am.
Speaker 1: What's more preposterous these guys gambling where they could just
Speaker 1: simply go to a casino and gamble, or Tommy taking
Speaker 1: the Gophers straight.
Speaker 2: Up this case. Yeah, yeah, this is workh man. That sucks, man.
Speaker 2: I isn't Chauncey Billups like universally love doesn't dude? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Denver Native.
Speaker 1: Obviously went through the Colorado system, and though it's going
Speaker 1: to go through the legal system, how about that.
Speaker 2: Especially when the FBI is involved. It's grease and they've
Speaker 2: called a press conference. Correct, what'd you say? Nine am?
Speaker 1: So I'll learn I would imagine more details then, but
Speaker 1: uh and they said, I guess, I mean multiple rests.
Speaker 1: So but what we know is Billups and Rosier. I
Speaker 1: don't know if there's gonna be more notable names among
Speaker 1: the other four.
Speaker 4: But apparently there was an FBI task force put together
Speaker 4: led by Tom Brandis of Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Man, Anthony, were there? You finished it?
Speaker 4: Right? Did you watch the last night, Zachary? You already finished?
Speaker 4: Parish was the one that was still one episode?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He cry? Cry? Did you cry? I did not?
Speaker 4: But man, that was so close an A plus performance
Speaker 4: in the there was internal emotions, not external tears, which
Speaker 4: for me as a robot, that that was the max
Speaker 4: level of emotion.
Speaker 2: I sobbed and then I sobbed, retelling what happened to
Speaker 2: Kelly like six hours later? Yeah, but you're an emotional mess, sobbed?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I was crying last night to
Speaker 2: Dan Ackroyd's Yes, what's it called? I Am? I like me?
Speaker 1: The His eulogy of John Candy is heart taking, unbelievably
Speaker 1: well written. Oh my god, it's maybe the one of
Speaker 1: the best speeches ever. And it's a eulogy about John Candy.
Speaker 1: I'm getting emotional this thing.
Speaker 2: It's a heave crt Let's see if we can keep
Speaker 2: talking about him?
Speaker 1: Makes that cry? Why don't we just play it? It's
Speaker 1: a heave cry. And then the one at the end
Speaker 1: where yes, Catherine O'Hara eulogizes killed. Yeah, I hope if
Speaker 1: I ever have a eulogy, but me, I hope it's
Speaker 1: well written too. If you ever have a eulogy, you know,
Speaker 1: well you're alone. Are you gonna die?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's sad. I won't find out. Yeah, I hope not.
Speaker 2: You won't sech. He just goes full on hermit mode
Speaker 2: of his life, passes away in some cave. No bathtub,
Speaker 2: Oh well, I mean a bathtub. It does not, But
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Actually I might do this old twenty bucks trick, trying
Speaker 1: to get myself an upgrade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has this place, got a new bathtubs.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm just scrolling these stories as they keep coming
Speaker 4: out here. I get Terry Rosier and Chauncy Phillips. Do
Speaker 4: we have any other names connected to these two? Any
Speaker 4: other NBA names that are so far in this or
Speaker 4: is it just the two so far that's just tooo
Speaker 4: yeah and uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a bad few hours for a chancey pllops
Speaker 1: just gets run by. I shouldn't have Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean you might be connected. Now, how about this for
Speaker 1: some Vikings bits. Rap sheet just said on the NFL
Speaker 1: network Joe Alt is expected to play the charger for
Speaker 1: the Chargers. Running back Aaron Jones has a realistic chance
Speaker 1: of playing.
Speaker 2: This is not good.
Speaker 1: Vikings left tackle Christian Darisaw has significant soreness in his knee.
Speaker 2: Seems like he may not go. What's going on with Darris?
Speaker 2: I don't know. That sucks damn Yeah, they need him.
Speaker 1: And O'Neill was basically was I think, Yeah he was
Speaker 1: limited all week or he did not practice Monday and
Speaker 1: Tuesday was limited yesterday. He's questionable, so they might again
Speaker 1: be without their bookend tech.
Speaker 4: How much would I have to pay you to make
Speaker 4: you go as April O'Neil for Halloween from the Ninja
Speaker 4: Turtles Pull your hands up April O'Neil would have a
Speaker 4: thousand per Yeah, she was animated, but she was so
Speaker 4: smoke show he's seen it.
Speaker 2: Sau same similar question.
Speaker 1: How much would I have to pay for you to
Speaker 1: go as Shaquille O'Neill for Halloween this year?
Speaker 2: You question? Yeah, uh, that's bother so so April O'Neil.
Speaker 2: Probably fifty bucks.
Speaker 4: Oh I have to pay more than that, Yeah, especially
Speaker 4: if I get to decide how far down that zipper.
Speaker 1: Wow, well if you can try to suit large enough
Speaker 1: to fit these jugs, whether's that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Man, you know whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm terrible at sports betting, but I don't feel great
Speaker 4: about the Vice game tonight.
Speaker 1: I don't have a bad feeling about the especially two
Speaker 1: tackles are out that's tough. Feels like this is one
Speaker 1: of those like just kind of get through it. Have
Speaker 1: that extended by the way they were talking with McCarthy
Speaker 1: and how if you know he was if the game
Speaker 1: was on Sunday, that he'd be available. I just I
Speaker 1: feel like they might be just kind of looking past
Speaker 1: us right now. And yeah, I mean Recess Chargers are
Speaker 1: only three and a half point favorites.
Speaker 2: They're banged up as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, their offensive line is banged up. They don't really
Speaker 1: have a pass rush. I think Khalil Mack is back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that that team got run over by the Colts last week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's uh, I don't know, as I'm watching the
Speaker 4: scroll here on ESPN and again Heat guard Terry Rogier
Speaker 4: and Blazer's head coach Chauncey Billups. The rest of this
Speaker 4: morning is a part of a n FBI sports betting investigation.
Speaker 4: This is just mebi and forty five years old and
Speaker 4: living in Minnesota since the second I was born. Ye,
Speaker 4: I'm shocked there's not a wolf involved. I mean, I
Speaker 4: know Chauncey's a former wolf, but I'm talking about corn No.
Speaker 1: I'm just we're probably on the plane the team playing
Speaker 1: when Chauncey got arrested, so there might be some you.
Speaker 2: Know what I'm saying. Back to back Western Conference finals.
Speaker 4: We're on the brink of something special if we can
Speaker 4: just get one more step forward.
Speaker 2: This is normally when Minnesota sports goes.
Speaker 4: South, and you know, Aunt or Randall or Gobet or
Speaker 4: somebody is a part of this and then it's just over.
Speaker 1: I mean, how is this not us no offense to
Speaker 1: the rest of them, as long as it ain't ant.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, what if it's Finch that would suck?
Speaker 1: You mean Chris Nelson, Christ Nelson Yeah, arrested, not like
Speaker 1: detained or questioned FBI.
Speaker 2: Chauncey Billuffs is arrested by the FBI. What a sentence.
Speaker 2: What a sentence? What a world we live in? What
Speaker 2: a world? What a world? Sports?
Speaker 4: When we come back, Tom Pellisaro should join in about
Speaker 4: twenty minutes and saus I have a question for you. Yes, sir,
Speaker 4: I want you to decide when we do this. Yesterday
Speaker 4: I was scrolling Twitter and it appeared that you were
Speaker 4: about to watch Chad Powers. I'm going to assume that
Speaker 4: you did.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 2: We haven't talked about it yet. Yeah, that means one
Speaker 2: of two things.
Speaker 4: It was either epically good and you can't wait to
Speaker 4: tell Chris when he maybe calls in, or.
Speaker 2: It's the opposite. We can talk about it whenever you want. Well,
Speaker 2: it's up to you. You want to talk about when
Speaker 2: we get back. Yes, Oh, okay, Powered your morning? You
Speaker 2: after this? I'm the fan,