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Speaker 3: Here's the head coach of You're Minnesota Wild on the
Speaker 3: series so far, mister Hines.
Speaker 4: We went won game one and it was a highly
Speaker 4: contested game too that we didn't come out on top.
Speaker 2: And now it's just all about game three. It's not
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 4: It's not so much about you know, stealing home ice
Speaker 4: or whatnot. I just think it's the focus of the
Speaker 4: next game and the preparation and not getting into, you know,
Speaker 4: what happened in the past or what we did. We
Speaker 4: went one and one, thought we were pretty competitive in
Speaker 4: both games. We can be better to one of them, Zach.
Speaker 3: A question for you for somebody who's never played a
Speaker 3: game of hockey in his life and ed skates on
Speaker 3: only once, even though my last name is hockey. When
Speaker 3: they said their six player on the ice, what is
Speaker 3: the rule on that, like, because obviously you're switching people,
Speaker 3: and does the guy have to physically be crawled over
Speaker 3: the wall before the guy replacing and can come on.
Speaker 1: No, no, So what's the deal then, So there's I
Speaker 1: don't know exactly what the rule book says with the NHL,
Speaker 1: but they kind of they give you to the dot,
Speaker 1: but if you are controlling the puck and then there's
Speaker 1: it's more strict in terms of how many guys can
Speaker 1: be out there.
Speaker 2: I still don't know how it happened, and I.
Speaker 1: Think everybody was kind of flabbergasted as to how they
Speaker 1: got the too many men at the end where it's
Speaker 1: very rare where Favor Usually what happens is the puck
Speaker 1: is by the bench while they're changing and then there's
Speaker 1: multiple guys and that's how it happens. It's very rare
Speaker 1: where Favor was eighty five feet away from the bench
Speaker 1: with the puck and they still called it.
Speaker 3: So I'd never seen it before and I saw it
Speaker 3: twice in three minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the Stars thing that was more. That was
Speaker 2: more blatant.
Speaker 1: When there's six guys that they weren't even by the
Speaker 1: bench like that was that was pretty That was a bad,
Speaker 1: bad play by the Stars.
Speaker 2: That was far more egregious. But uh okay, and.
Speaker 3: That makes sense because I was wondering why Heines wasn't
Speaker 3: just losing his mind because that was like that kind
Speaker 3: that the game was over at that point.
Speaker 2: There was no way we were going to recover from
Speaker 2: that pretty much.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Zach Gary, do we have do we have health
Speaker 5: updates for both? Sounds like one, when is uh Is
Speaker 5: rupe hints not playing at all in this series?
Speaker 2: What's the deal with that? It sounds he's not even skating.
Speaker 2: I guess he they they're they're no.
Speaker 1: The thought is he had a setback or or something,
Speaker 1: and the fact that he's not skating says that he's
Speaker 1: probably not going to be back for for a while
Speaker 1: at least. So yes, John Hines joins u PA at
Speaker 1: nine o'clock. Uh, and maybe Hill deal a little bit
Speaker 1: more in terms of the wild injuries, in terms of
Speaker 1: Yahkav trendin and uh, of course, my goodness, Matt zukerrello.
Speaker 1: But we'll hopefully find out more either via John at
Speaker 1: nine or after morning skate whenever that is this morning morning,
Speaker 1: that'll be. That'll be something to follow because zuki Is
Speaker 1: is a big part of this team's success and that
Speaker 1: his presence was sorely missed, especially in the power play
Speaker 1: the other day. I think if he's in the lineup,
Speaker 1: I think they win, I'm sorry, the better team of
Speaker 1: this series, and I think they can absolutely take care
Speaker 1: of businesses. As Parker said earlier, Gentleman's sweep is a
Speaker 1: very good possibility. Here is Girthy Bass gonna play tonight?
Speaker 1: Girthy Bass? Yeah, Well, here's the thing. He's obviously a
Speaker 1: girthy Bass phenomenal d is a wonderful back checker and
Speaker 1: really gets in the dirty areas and clears out can Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh so I'm excited to see hopefully Girthy Bass
Speaker 1: gets back in there.
Speaker 6: I agree, gosh, ezactly, who do you think is in
Speaker 6: net tonight?
Speaker 2: Do you think.
Speaker 1: He's He's played really, really good. He's been very dependable
Speaker 1: back there. It's his net and tail it isn't then
Speaker 1: hopefully we never get to that point, at least in
Speaker 1: this series.
Speaker 2: You know, again, this is a good problem to Havel.
Speaker 5: Let's say Valsa just kicks ass and we win multiple series,
Speaker 5: we make a deep run. You know, Gustifson has a
Speaker 5: relatively new contract, is he not?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is he going to be like but hurt if? Is
Speaker 5: this going to be one of those like why am
Speaker 5: I here if I'm not playing? We have that problem.
Speaker 5: I mean again, maybe a good problem to have if
Speaker 5: Walston plays that well, but what what's what are we
Speaker 5: doing with this moving forward doing?
Speaker 2: What are we doing? What is the goal here?
Speaker 7: Goal?
Speaker 1: I think I think he's you know, he's a professional
Speaker 1: and he know he knows how how. I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: not happy about any of this, but you know, we've
Speaker 1: seen Wally go through stretches where where he you know,
Speaker 1: Gustison came back, and so I think it's it's good
Speaker 1: to have He's been talking all year in the locker
Speaker 1: room how it's nice to have this this two headed
Speaker 1: monster in the in the back end, to have that
Speaker 1: competition and to be able to go back and forth.
Speaker 1: And so I think, uh, I think at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, it's it's a good thing in the
Speaker 1: long run that they they have each other to battle against.
Speaker 4: That.
Speaker 1: I will say, if you are gust you going, man,
Speaker 1: I kinda took this like semi backseat with Flurry last year.
Speaker 1: I'm you know, coming to this year thinking I'm the
Speaker 1: main guy, and for a lot of the season he was.
Speaker 2: So it's gonna be interesting to follow.
Speaker 1: But I think he's a he's a pro enough that he'll, uh,
Speaker 1: he'll understand or respect the process here. But yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: he can't be totally happy.
Speaker 2: It's like tomorrow night.
Speaker 5: Tomorrow night's your super Bowl, Tomorrow night's NFL Draft, and
Speaker 5: Abbott is passing on you and giving that spot to
Speaker 5: tackle Terry Tuma. All right, you have to just accept
Speaker 5: it because it's Tooma's time to shine. It's not yours,
Speaker 5: but you will pro Yeah, yeah, maybe next year if
Speaker 5: Thomas stumbles, you're back.
Speaker 2: In the mix.
Speaker 5: What's Tuma doing tomorrow NFL Draft coverage? I just said
Speaker 5: that he just had no I know you just said that.
Speaker 5: But like Pa leads the conversation, Yes, Pete and Lieber
Speaker 5: like breakdown the prospect correct charge gives you his thoughts. Yes,
Speaker 5: what's his expertise? You'll have to tune in and find out.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait and see, Please just tune in and find out.
Speaker 5: You know you're bored with seed them in because it's
Speaker 5: so likely that he's eighteen, and you want to be surprised.
Speaker 5: Tuma's performance tomorrow night will shock the world. Oh really,
Speaker 5: I've been told it's that dynamic it's buckle up, buddy,
Speaker 5: it's a Tuma. Yeh, Tackleary Tuma Tomorrow night's starting at about
Speaker 5: six thirty.
Speaker 1: Is it true he's picking for Sauce in the mock
Speaker 1: draft tomorrow?
Speaker 5: Oh god, I didn't hear that said.
Speaker 1: Sauce is so bored with the smock drafts. Maybe we'll
Speaker 1: find somebody who is interested. Man, That is something he
Speaker 1: would text though.
Speaker 5: How do we get tackled Terry Tuma to play initials?
Speaker 5: Is he available on Friday morning? Is he always fishing?
Speaker 2: He's always fishing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, morning, I gotta think more fishings at time.
Speaker 3: That's when they're hitting.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah.
Speaker 5: You guys willing to stick around and play and to
Speaker 5: show at like five thirty pm just so Tuma can play. No, no,
Speaker 5: anything too, Parker Tomorrow not tonight.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow.
Speaker 5: The Denver Nuggets are at the Target Center, Game three
Speaker 5: of the Wolves Nuggets series eight thirty on DraftKings. The
Speaker 5: Nuggets are one and a half point favorite. So, like
Speaker 5: you mentioned, it was kind of inverted games, right. The
Speaker 5: Wolves looked really good in quarter one of Game one, yeah,
Speaker 5: and then really struggled the rest of the way. They
Speaker 5: had that little spurt late to make it interesting, but
Speaker 5: ultimately fell apart, but essentially didn't play well the final
Speaker 5: three quarters. And like you just mentioned, it was kind
Speaker 5: of the opposite in game two, right, it was we
Speaker 5: came out of the gate slow and then played really
Speaker 5: well the rest of the game.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and then there was a lot of a lot
Speaker 6: of talking after the game, which I'm sure everybody's seen.
Speaker 6: Jada McDaniel's basically calling out unbelievable. Denver's whole team going
Speaker 6: at everybody, the whole team, tell they're terrible defenders. So
Speaker 6: it's going to be interesting the tip tomorrow at seven thirty, eight,
Speaker 6: eight thirty. It's going to be a hot start, and
Speaker 6: I think we're going to see right away if if
Speaker 6: Denver's made for it with all the trash talk that's
Speaker 6: going on, everything that's happening, Denver's got to show up
Speaker 6: right away or I think Minnesota is going to take
Speaker 6: control of this series. If they give Minnesota wins Game three,
Speaker 6: they're they're in a really good position to close out Denver.
Speaker 5: How about the reporter when when Jayden was doing that
Speaker 5: and he just goes, all of them are bad defenders, Yeah,
Speaker 5: all of them?
Speaker 6: Who I think it might have been Chris him, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I think it was. And he got like almost six
Speaker 6: million views on that on X and yeah, and he
Speaker 6: went at him and then they asked Aaron Gordon about it.
Speaker 6: He's like, brother, I don't care, And people are so
Speaker 6: funny that you should care because they are. They all
Speaker 6: bad defenders. They aren't great. So Denver is a great
Speaker 6: offensive team, right. They do stuff on the offensive side
Speaker 6: of the ball with Nicole Jokic that has never been
Speaker 6: seeing in the NBA before. He's generational, but defensively second
Speaker 6: to last or third to last in the NBA and
Speaker 6: blocks and they're last and steals, so they are bad defensively.
Speaker 6: They don't do things great. That's because they don't have
Speaker 6: shot blocking. Yollkich isn't a shot blocker at the rim.
Speaker 6: So I think the intentionality of Minnesota continuing to get
Speaker 6: to the rim, stop settling for threes, apply pressure to
Speaker 6: the paint. What only does that do is you know,
Speaker 6: you get scores at the rim, but you also put
Speaker 6: the rest in position to call fouls. So foul shots
Speaker 6: were thirty to thirty in game two. They were like
Speaker 6: fifteen apart in game one, So you got to continue
Speaker 6: to put pressure on the rim, make the rest, call
Speaker 6: fouls and live at the free throw line. Who was
Speaker 6: underperforming so far for the Wolves. I think there's a couple.
Speaker 6: I mean, I wouldn't say anybody's underperforming. I thought Dante
Speaker 6: was great in game two. I thought Jayden was phenomenal
Speaker 6: as well. Rudy Gobert only had two points, but he
Speaker 6: was absolutely excellent on the defensive side of the ball
Speaker 6: down the stretch. We've seen a little hobble from Ant,
Speaker 6: but he's still scoring the ball at a high level.
Speaker 2: He had thirty points in game two.
Speaker 6: I think the guy that needs to come along a
Speaker 6: little bit more as Julius stop settling, continue to get
Speaker 6: to the rim and then. But I thought he was
Speaker 6: great defensively as well. Bones was good in game two.
Speaker 6: Iowa was good in Game two. So I don't think
Speaker 6: there's anybody specifically who hasn't been playing to their best.
Speaker 6: But they just got to continue that that team.
Speaker 2: Efforts more on.
Speaker 6: I think we could could take more on a NOAs
Speaker 6: you know, he's that sixth man. He's he's he's the
Speaker 6: guy that you need the spark off of the bench.
Speaker 6: He's been dealing with a little shoulder injury for the
Speaker 6: past couple of weeks. But if he starts making shots
Speaker 6: and stretches, the stretches the floor, stretches the defense out
Speaker 6: to guard him, it's really hard to guard the Timbrels offense.
Speaker 5: I'm still confident though, we win this, I think so.
Speaker 5: I think we're the better team going to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I think we're the better team. Obviously.
Speaker 6: Then there's a there's a player on their team and
Speaker 6: Nicole Jokich who can go for fifty twenty and twenty
Speaker 6: and that's not even exaggeration.
Speaker 2: He's done it before, so you gotta guard that.
Speaker 6: But besides that, I'm really confident this Wolves team, especially
Speaker 6: the way Rudy's been playing on the defensive side of
Speaker 6: the ball.
Speaker 2: That's are electric.
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Speaker 8: I was informed by a source on Saturday that it
Speaker 8: is signed and ready to go in his opinion that
Speaker 8: Nashville is getting the twenty thirty Super Bowl. I haven't
Speaker 8: seen any reports on this. This is what I was
Speaker 8: told on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about this.
Speaker 5: This makes the most sense of anything ever, right that
Speaker 5: everybody that's complaining about the halftime show lately, people are going, hey,
Speaker 5: we need a country artist in there eventually. Look, you're
Speaker 5: not putting like Morgan Wallen in Vegas, Right, it makes
Speaker 5: so much sense to do it when it goes to Nashville. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then run Verse twenty thirty Nashville. Sure, then do
Speaker 5: a country music halftime show. That'll probably be it for
Speaker 5: country music, let's be honest. But still, come on, now,
Speaker 5: if you're gonna do it, that's the city to do it.
Speaker 2: In Rocket Club see it? Yeah, what songs would you sing?
Speaker 2: We'd say no and silo.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 5: I'm not specifically asking for a country music fan line here,
Speaker 5: but let's let's strategically think about this. Let's say it
Speaker 5: is four years from now, they put it in Nashville
Speaker 5: and they say we're going to go country music, Yes,
Speaker 5: new stadium, And let's say, for argument's sake, that this is,
Speaker 5: like I just mentioned, this is a one time thing.
Speaker 5: We don't, you know whatever. We're going to try to
Speaker 5: stay young and cool and hip. And I'm not saying
Speaker 5: country music doesn't have young followers, but we're going to
Speaker 5: go with mainstream pop mostly right, and maybe a little
Speaker 5: bit of whatever rock. Country music has one shot at this. Yeah,
Speaker 5: what do you do? Because you have two options? You
Speaker 5: either go with one giant headliner and that's your one
Speaker 5: shot or do you roll out like an all star
Speaker 5: caliber cast.
Speaker 2: It has to be.
Speaker 3: It has to be everybody from Willie and Hank Garth
Speaker 3: all the way to carry Underwood.
Speaker 2: Do you have time though you only have fourteen minutes
Speaker 2: or so? Like, what do you do? Yeah? That's how many?
Speaker 2: How many names on one song? It's like, we are
Speaker 2: the world? What do you do?
Speaker 5: Let's say it's only three Let's say you get to
Speaker 5: fit three names in renames.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you guys know you guys know the older people,
Speaker 2: but it's.
Speaker 5: Gotta be Garth. Yeah, hasn't he done? I don't know
Speaker 5: something in the past and I don't know. Hang on,
Speaker 5: let me double check.
Speaker 3: Didn't we have like a I mean it depends on
Speaker 3: who's popular then, because people like Morgan Wallen right now.
Speaker 6: You know Colins, Morgan Wallen, Langley, Landy Wilson, Yeah, Steve
Speaker 6: barberdos Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think Steve's going to be available.
Speaker 3: Dusty Man, Yeah, Pride Pride Dusty yeah.
Speaker 9: So uh.
Speaker 5: In the nineteen ninety four Super Bowl halftime show, Clint Black,
Speaker 5: Tanya Tucker, Travis Tritt and the juds.
Speaker 2: That was in Atlanta. Wow, Holy moly, But for this
Speaker 2: one like, what is your what is your demographic? Right? Like,
Speaker 2: are you putting George straight up there at seventy five?
Speaker 5: I don't think it's a terrible one classic, Yeah you do, Yeah,
Speaker 5: but I probably Guarth. That's Garth, And I know that's
Speaker 5: not quote classic classic, that's nineties country. But that's thirty
Speaker 5: years old, right, that's going thirty years backwards.
Speaker 2: You got to play the boots, scoot and boogie.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't. I think you would have
Speaker 3: to do. You'd have to find a way to do
Speaker 3: a like at least ten of them.
Speaker 6: You would have to well, because yeah, then you got
Speaker 6: to have like either Reba or Dolly as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah you Dollie, you Dollie, probably gotta have Dolly, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then you gotta have somebody new school Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: something like that. I mean, we can use one of
Speaker 2: them for the anthem, that's true point kind of. Chris
Speaker 2: Stapleton's so good at that anthem. Yeah, my goodness, Hawk,
Speaker 2: how good is Happy's placed with Reba?
Speaker 3: It's such a good show. And our friend Messy Peterman's
Speaker 3: on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is good. It's so good. Yeah, that's tough
Speaker 2: to only pick three. There core.
Speaker 6: I don't think it's possible to do three. I think
Speaker 6: you either got to go one headline or just do us.
Speaker 2: Is Wheeler Walker Junior available?
Speaker 5: He is, yes, wide open for twenty thirty No tour
Speaker 5: day to announce.
Speaker 2: Interesting about Dave?
Speaker 10: I think he does Dave Simonetta and thin you mean
Speaker 10: Dave Matthews.
Speaker 2: That's excellent. I'm not I'm trying to do an impression
Speaker 2: of him. Why would that be impersonation?
Speaker 3: Ex I thought literally Dave was over there.
Speaker 2: I think you're having a stroke. I'm singing what is that?
Speaker 2: It's not a satellite? What's the other one? You got
Speaker 2: your bow? You got your That was the name of
Speaker 2: that song, sauce. I wasn't listening to Wheeler Walker. I
Speaker 2: was singing Dave and you checked out. No, Yes, it's crash.
Speaker 2: That's crash right song?
Speaker 8: Crash?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Please, I'm singing this song. I would tribute God. I
Speaker 5: guess I won't sing anymore your day.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm in Vegas right now watching a
Speaker 3: highly paid tribute act.
Speaker 2: Oh did you Why are you out watching a band?
Speaker 2: Did you lose all your money?
Speaker 3: Obviously I'm playing in the door, I'm playing the food court.
Speaker 2: At Caesar Chris is getting that piece of pizza that
Speaker 2: he wasn't sure he had money for.
Speaker 3: Playing the playing the food court, it's just me and
Speaker 3: my hat and my guitar until they throw me out
Speaker 3: of here.
Speaker 5: Oh man, you guys, that's an underrated food court.
Speaker 2: It's Caesars.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because it's talked all the way back he ward.
Speaker 5: You have to walk all the way around the casino
Speaker 5: and it's all the way in the back of Hey,
Speaker 5: there's like six options back.
Speaker 3: You can tell you that circle right there in Caesars
Speaker 3: and then right there just passed it. On the right
Speaker 3: hand side is the high roller area?
Speaker 2: Is that right when you walk in? You mean right? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys have where'd you gamble the most? Uh? MGM.
Speaker 6: We saw saw Jeff t as we walked into the MGM.
Speaker 6: He know that he was chilling in there.
Speaker 5: NBA player for the Wolves a little bit of years.
Speaker 6: That's so good here he did play for a couple
Speaker 6: of years.
Speaker 2: Brought it up to him. Wow, oh really, oh, hammered. Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but WrestleMania was going on, so yeah, all those
Speaker 6: guys were staying in MGM. I didn't see anybody, but
Speaker 6: some of my buddies said they saw some guys like
Speaker 6: Randy Orton and see him punk and some of the
Speaker 6: other dudes. So I am oh, I didn't see anybody,
Speaker 6: so I can't say anything about it. But yeah, WrestleMania
Speaker 6: is sweet. Yeah, rock luster, man, it's.
Speaker 2: All what a beast looks like? It's over.
Speaker 5: Did you guys have him on before he had that
Speaker 5: chess tattoo?
Speaker 3: Dude, we had him on when he was nineteen years
Speaker 3: old and stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, that's incredibly.
Speaker 3: Think the math works. I think it was nineteen. He
Speaker 3: was very young.
Speaker 5: It wasn't the story with the giant tattoo that he
Speaker 5: was hammered and you know, you're not supposed to get
Speaker 5: tattoos when you're drunk. But I believe that giant tattoo
Speaker 5: on his chest was not supposed to technically be done.
Speaker 2: Because he was like point nine. He's only forty eight,
Speaker 2: is he really?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I thought he was younger than that forty
Speaker 2: eight man really until I twelve nineteen seventy seven. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought he was like almost my age.
Speaker 2: That's interesting.
Speaker 3: I know we had him on right after he won
Speaker 3: the national championship. The last time at the year.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a beast. And then he.
Speaker 3: Went he went down to Louisville to try out Big
Speaker 3: Time Wrestling and it just it worked out great. And
Speaker 3: then he and mister Perfect started coming in and that's
Speaker 3: when it all.
Speaker 2: Such a good bit. So he's done now, just looks
Speaker 2: like it.
Speaker 3: It looks like you got all tearful in the ring.
Speaker 2: Wow, yep, thank you to the goat man started flashing
Speaker 2: his boobs. Yeah, well he's topless man.
Speaker 5: He was really good at MMA in the first round
Speaker 5: because he would just bar fight you and then if
Speaker 5: you could last the first round, you get tired.
Speaker 2: He would be tired.
Speaker 3: He also was fighting crows disease when he was when
Speaker 3: he was Oh yeah, that man.
Speaker 2: I don't know how he did it ever, Yeah, because
Speaker 2: he was a diverticulated.
Speaker 5: Yeah that was it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, doctor, is that the same thing or different?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I think it's different. Okay, yeah, not sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know he have to have a hard time
Speaker 3: with that stuff. But my goodness, man, when he beats
Speaker 3: somebody up, I can't even imagine imagine getting in the
Speaker 3: ring to fight that guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Nothing, No, he is definitely one of those people that
Speaker 5: when you see him in person, and again, we were
Speaker 5: lucky enough to be around in a handful of times.
Speaker 5: When you see him in person, you're like, how is
Speaker 5: there another human being that can beat this guy up?
Speaker 5: It doesn't seem possible. You're like, this is the most
Speaker 5: unstoppable force I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but then you throw.
Speaker 5: Him like on an NFL defensive line and you use
Speaker 5: offensive linemen who have technique, and they handled him.
Speaker 2: Like Gable when exactly the Buffalo Bills shouldn't be able
Speaker 2: to be stopped, right, and they stopped him easily.
Speaker 3: He did body slam a guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you remember that from the Chiefs right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, yeah, but the joint practice when he
Speaker 5: was sixty nine.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that guy is a I mean you look at
Speaker 6: him and you're like, holy Kyle, is he a beast?
Speaker 6: And then he does a backflip and you're like, yep,
Speaker 6: this guy should not be able to move that way.
Speaker 6: I think he has a good chance to be the
Speaker 6: future of the heavyweight in the m M a UFC.
Speaker 6: That dude is he's an animal.
Speaker 2: We'll see time for let's go headlines, all right, here
Speaker 2: we go? Oh yeah, man, A substitute teacher.
Speaker 5: At a high school in Florida has been arrested after
Speaker 5: she was caught acting erradically and torking in the classroom.
Speaker 2: Hold on, let's heart, let's go. Well that's the physical
Speaker 2: education class. I don't know, and again that's the whole headline.
Speaker 5: So not that it makes it any better or worse,
Speaker 5: but don't you hope it's at least high school and
Speaker 5: not like in front of you know, second grader's Yeah.
Speaker 2: Was a home economics. I don't. I don't know what
Speaker 2: it was talking about buns, I don't. I don't think
Speaker 2: so you guys still have homema in school these days?
Speaker 2: Why would why the four of us know? Why was
Speaker 2: it high school?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah you do? Sorry do they? Yeah?
Speaker 5: They call it facts though, like fact, yes, facts? Yeah,
Speaker 5: you're right, so different name definitely.
Speaker 2: Called it women's stuff. Are you taking women's stuff class?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 5: The hallmeach or shop? Right, You're like, well, I'm terrible
Speaker 5: at I don't man stuff. I don't want to be
Speaker 5: cutting wood, but I also don't want to bake muffins.
Speaker 5: Is there just a class where I can do nothing
Speaker 5: I don't want to do?
Speaker 3: I remember I was in math class, and they're like,
Speaker 3: you should just go on down the shop.
Speaker 2: Is that? Wait?
Speaker 5: Which one of you had the shop teacher that would
Speaker 5: just tell you about this divorce?
Speaker 2: That was mister Bricker. That was my guy.
Speaker 3: And I was a senior and the rest of the
Speaker 3: kids in there refreshmen, because I waited till the last
Speaker 3: possible moment to take shop class. And he and I
Speaker 3: would go out back and he'd cigarettes and tell me
Speaker 3: about his course.
Speaker 2: Oh buddy.
Speaker 5: And then I had I had the shop teacher that
Speaker 5: was would over pronounce every single letter when it came
Speaker 5: to the fractions, right, like mister Sturbans would say, and
Speaker 5: that is six sixteenths or three eighths.
Speaker 2: That's the greatest. But he was also a bear. He's
Speaker 2: the best. No, but that's the kind that's how we talk.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 5: You have to reduce them, you know, you gotta you
Speaker 5: gotta reduce the fraction. It's excellent, six sixteen. No, you
Speaker 5: would have hated that class.
Speaker 2: No, how money, what do I cut? You know? I would?
Speaker 5: Well, little Paulie over there and needs his log book signed?
Speaker 2: Is he the one that got mad at you because
Speaker 2: you didn't take college math?
Speaker 5: No, that was mister Romola. Corey doesn't need math anymore. No,
Speaker 5: I don't need calculus, mister Ramol. I'm going to you
Speaker 5: and I'm gonna do something else, but it's not going
Speaker 5: to be it's not gonna be math.
Speaker 2: He goes, No, No, you're never gonna need math again.
Speaker 2: I go, that's such a no.
Speaker 5: But not not this kind of math, though, You're right,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna need math, but not calculus.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: No, it's all over for you. You and math, it's over. No,
Speaker 5: you're doing the right thing. Heah, you definitely don't need
Speaker 5: math anymore.
Speaker 2: Math started working. Teachers love math. I love that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was funny, that, said Sauces.
Speaker 5: Fourth grade math teacher said, yeah, I took the same
Speaker 5: math class like four again, and mister Romola was the
Speaker 5: one that would go to do like if it was
Speaker 5: like if the answer was seven point two too. He
Speaker 5: just lost his mind. He thought it was the funniest
Speaker 5: thing ever. Hey, Corey, what's the answer to number four? Uh?
Speaker 2: Seven point two to mister.
Speaker 5: And he was like sixty, just thought it was super
Speaker 5: fun to make sound effects.
Speaker 2: Crazy teachers and sago, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Nice teachers, Yeah, hawk did that. That shop teacher ever ever,
Speaker 6: let you join him, the cigarettes.
Speaker 2: Join him, join him, Oh with the cigarettes. No, no,
Speaker 2: he did not, but he looked forward to seeing you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was his only friend. You're a therapist.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I love when we go around the room and quickly
Speaker 5: tell stories about like teachers we had in middle school
Speaker 5: or high school.
Speaker 2: Zach and Sasket really quiet. I know, Oh I got one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean I got yeah, more than one. But the
Speaker 2: shop teachers were chop teachers like this, it was the same. Yeah,
Speaker 2: hated me.
Speaker 5: I remember this is a subtle brag, but also like
Speaker 5: on yeah, complete, like.
Speaker 2: How do I say it?
Speaker 5: Like it's bittersweet, right, Yeah, the lunch ladies did love
Speaker 5: me best friends. My senior year of high school, I
Speaker 5: was nominated. I didn't win, but I was nominated for
Speaker 5: the homecoming thing, which senior year my first one, top three,
Speaker 5: top five, and they walked in to nominate me. In
Speaker 5: my algebra class with like fifteen freshmen, I was a senior,
Speaker 5: it was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I just kept failing that class over there again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, can you imagine how tiny that crown would have looked?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and I barely fit in the desk. I
Speaker 5: mean I was a hefty, hefty cinch pack. At that point,
Speaker 5: I was huge.
Speaker 2: H mister breaker, go get the steering wall out of
Speaker 2: your car. Checked the semi why crown? Oh oh no,
Speaker 2: I'm just telling you guys a story. I know we're
Speaker 2: trying to add details. We're doing our best. It's a comedy.
Speaker 1: Brother, speaking of adding detail, by the way, that teacher
Speaker 1: acting erradically at a high school. She investigators learned that
Speaker 1: before their arrival, she had been yelling, slamming her hands
Speaker 1: on a desk, making inappropriate statements to students to working,
Speaker 1: and then said that she would engage in sexual activity
Speaker 1: with them, with them, referring to herself.
Speaker 2: As a quote million dollar prostitute.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, okay, hang on, hang on, let's hear the
Speaker 5: rest of the story.
Speaker 2: Was she teaching economics? Yeah.
Speaker 1: The assistant principal entered extracted her to gather her belongings
Speaker 1: and leave the classroom. She refused, stating that she did
Speaker 1: not want to be tasted. She said something like basically
Speaker 1: put me in prison for life.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Tuesday gone wrong.
Speaker 1: As the bell rang and her students began exiting, she
Speaker 1: was among the last to leave when Miss Jordan yelled
Speaker 1: at her, called her derogatory named, placed her hands on
Speaker 1: her head, in the back of her neck and her throat.
Speaker 7: Oh geez, okay, she likes the rough stuff. Yeah, dang,
Speaker 7: she's got something going on. She shouldn't be at a
Speaker 7: high school. No, no, it's over for her.
Speaker 2: She should be elementary. What's the what's the what's the
Speaker 2: bit Barrero does? When it's like it's the end of
Speaker 2: the world? What is it called? Again? This is the
Speaker 2: great movie you have? Like, what's the bit called something else?
Speaker 9: Girls?
Speaker 2: Done a society? Thank you, Zachary. Done is a society?
Speaker 2: Right here?
Speaker 5: This is file this one file this one under donas
Speaker 5: right you hear him?
Speaker 2: I did. How many of us have seen Project till Mary?
Speaker 2: I have two of us. It's fantastic. Yeah, I heard.
Speaker 2: It's really good.
Speaker 5: This is a This is a semi spoiler because they
Speaker 5: don't really show this in the trailers much. But you've
Speaker 5: probably heard by now that at some point the baby
Speaker 5: goose runs into an alien, right, yeah, you gets familiar
Speaker 5: with That's a little bit of a spoiler, but still
Speaker 5: a space movie. Yeah, but the alien is not hostile.
Speaker 5: This is this is a done as a society thing.
Speaker 5: The guy who puppeteered Rocky the alien in Project Hail
Speaker 5: Mary is technically now eligible for a Best Supporting Actor
Speaker 5: nomination at next year's Oscars. Here's my done, as if,
Speaker 5: whoever this guy is, if the puppeteer for Rocky from
Speaker 5: Project Hail Mary wins Best Supporting Actor, that will be
Speaker 5: the last year the Oscars are ever a thing.
Speaker 2: Really, it's over wrong, right if can you imagine if
Speaker 2: he wins? What are we doing? What is the goal
Speaker 2: here We're doing?
Speaker 5: That would be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. And
Speaker 5: I loved this movie was really fun and Rocky was
Speaker 5: a cool character. I don't give two f's who was
Speaker 5: puppeteering Rocky. I didn't even know it was a puppeteer,
Speaker 5: like it looked like CGI.
Speaker 2: It was so good, right, it was awesome. It was
Speaker 2: super cool.
Speaker 9: Yeah, we can't have a puppeteer winning Best Supporting A rock,
Speaker 9: not the Rock, but a rock from outer space cannot
Speaker 9: win Best Supporting Actor.
Speaker 5: That Jim Henson got screwed right, yeah by Rocky. Can
Speaker 5: you imagine pop up? Like, honestly, who would accept the award?
Speaker 5: The rock or the puppeteer.
Speaker 2: Again? Not doing the Rock Johnson, just Rocky the alien.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Yeah, he's Rocky's actually here.
Speaker 2: He won I think in nineteen seventy five or whatever.
Speaker 2: What Rocky are you? Okay? You cut me.
Speaker 5: Humpback whales are traveling now in games. Sightings of more
Speaker 5: super groups of humpback whales are skyrocketing.
Speaker 2: That his groups to find of twenty or more moving together. Yeah, too,
Speaker 2: will be in.
Speaker 5: Here doing draft coverage on Friday.
Speaker 2: We'll ride those in Yep, yep. Favorite teacher with the
Speaker 2: lunch lady, I got no.
Speaker 3: I gotta get somebody to make to mock up a
Speaker 3: campaign T shirt of Nordo and Sauce on those motors.
Speaker 2: It's such a great bit.
Speaker 3: Nope, we're nothing else that's selling, you know where every
Speaker 3: day I might see that on my chest like breck lesnar.
Speaker 2: It's just so much funny. If you were a teenager
Speaker 2: ish in the nineties and understand.
Speaker 5: The two fat guys fan the Guinness Book of World Records, Parker, you.
Speaker 2: Know what we're talking about.
Speaker 5: Just question, just google, Google motorcycle twins Guinness World Records,
Speaker 5: and then you'll understand this reference forever. For whatever reason,
Speaker 5: when we all checked out the Guinness Book of World
Speaker 5: records in the nineties or bought it when it was
Speaker 5: Winters book fairs. There were motorcycle twins that were like
Speaker 5: the biggest twins in the world.
Speaker 2: Head on one, And.
Speaker 5: When we call them the motorcycle twins, and when they
Speaker 5: call themselves mostly the motorcycle twins, it's a reference.
Speaker 2: To those guys that were literally world record holders. They
Speaker 2: could have got them bigger motorcycles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the biggest motorcycle in existence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's to scale. Wow. They weighed over seven
Speaker 2: hundred pounds each. Yeah, and they could still ride motorcycles.
Speaker 5: Hey, hang on, why do I even have this button
Speaker 5: if I'm not going to use it now? So say
Speaker 5: that again, they were on motorcycles. But how much did
Speaker 5: each of them weigh?
Speaker 6: They're born in nineteen forty six and they weighed over
Speaker 6: seven hundred pounds each.
Speaker 2: That's a huge bitch free and they were buried together. Well, yeah,
Speaker 2: rest and peace and food. They aren't with us anymore.
Speaker 2: Was like, wait, what happened? Billy died in seventy nine,
Speaker 2: and Benny died and no one, Hey, hang on, who
Speaker 2: died in seventy nine? Billy died in seventy nine? Oh,
Speaker 2: Billy Roses again. Oh Billy Billy's peak weight seven hundred
Speaker 2: and forty two pounds. Huge bitch. Oh he farted, that's side.
Speaker 6: Oh man billion one Benny Benny was just seven hundred
Speaker 6: and forty seven pounds.
Speaker 2: How do we start calling nerd ole billion bench? No? Please,
Speaker 2: such as weigh that much?
Speaker 6: Give yourself time seven, you could do it.
Speaker 5: Weighs that much. It's still funny. You're both very looking dudes.
Speaker 2: Here's the motorcycles.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bro, you're crushed like Jimmy the Beard.
Speaker 2: Oh poor Jimmy.
Speaker 9: Call that.
Speaker 5: The CDC says, tick bites are sending people to the
Speaker 5: e er at the highest rate in nearly ten years.
Speaker 2: Ticks on the uprise, so ironic. What's going on here? Tis?
Speaker 2: Did you get a tick on your part?
Speaker 6: No, I just watched the curb episode last night of
Speaker 6: The Limes Disease.
Speaker 2: Remind me spend a minute.
Speaker 6: They want to do the rerun for NBC, the Seinfeld rerun,
Speaker 6: and he so Seinfeld season. Yeah, he puts them up
Speaker 6: in like three hundred level at Staple Center for a
Speaker 6: Lakers game, and then he gets mad at him, so
Speaker 6: Larry David calls him out and then goes and apologizes
Speaker 6: to him, and he's like, I don't want your apology.
Speaker 2: Then he tells him, you have you have lines so good,
Speaker 2: so good.
Speaker 5: So I love that you have gone on the Curb
Speaker 5: journey by yourself because Taylor is not interested. So when
Speaker 5: she's at practice or busy, you're out of town, you
Speaker 5: just hammer Curb.
Speaker 2: When she's in Seattle right now, So I was Curb
Speaker 2: last night. So how many seasons is that? Season? Like seven?
Speaker 5: I was gonna say six or seven? Okay, so you're
Speaker 5: up to seven. You're getting through it.
Speaker 6: I'm getting there, Yep, I'm getting there. There's some Seinfeld
Speaker 6: stuff I don't understand, but.
Speaker 2: You get the gist of it, right, get the gist
Speaker 2: of it. Yeah, it's hilarious, man. Why that's awesome? All right?
Speaker 5: We all know what's going on in Iran? Correct Sauce.
Speaker 5: You've heard about this, Yeah, you hear about this. You
Speaker 5: see this, yes, sir. Well, obviously, things like oil prices
Speaker 5: altered by the war and I ran, we know this right. Well,
Speaker 5: here's one little side effect that some of us may
Speaker 5: not have thought of because I didn't know this. There's
Speaker 5: a company called care X ka r ex care X
Speaker 5: and they are a giant player in the condom industry.
Speaker 5: They produce about one out of every five worldwide. Well,
Speaker 5: that's about five billion a year for brands like Directs,
Speaker 5: Carrecks and some other ones.
Speaker 2: Right host genital yep, oh, Horse Genitals.
Speaker 5: They are raising their prices by up to thirty percent
Speaker 5: based on supply chain disruptions caused by this war. So
Speaker 5: you might see an increased price in your condoms.
Speaker 2: Oh no, they do five billion condoms annually. Smart, that's
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 9: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Most of those are for billion benny Yeah, Oh no,
Speaker 2: they're not. And half of them are using the Olympic villages. Yeah,
Speaker 2: right out in the first day, they're not banging. It's
Speaker 2: a bunch in Italy right now. Oh call it suck?
Speaker 2: Yeah please, Oh Tommy, it's okay for obvious reasons.
Speaker 5: I know today's Earth Day, but what percentage of Americans
Speaker 5: know that today is Earth Day? Like, if you ask
Speaker 5: the average American, could they say April twenty second? You
Speaker 5: know what I'm saying? What percentage of Americans know that
Speaker 5: Earth Day is April twenty second?
Speaker 2: Ten? Five?
Speaker 5: What did you say, Parker? I said five, But I'll
Speaker 5: go four now I think you guys are right. I
Speaker 5: think this is off. They claim that twenty six percent.
Speaker 2: Well that that's high. I think that's high too.
Speaker 5: I think if we went to the state Fair, for example,
Speaker 5: and asked one hundred the first hundred people we just
Speaker 5: bumped into and said, what day's Earth Day? I think
Speaker 5: it's I think it's somewhere in the twelve and under range.
Speaker 2: The State Fair is right around the corner.
Speaker 5: They might say, like, isn't it like in April or something.
Speaker 5: They might get close, but knowing the exact day.
Speaker 2: I don't buy it. It's almost here. Can't wait? Cheese
Speaker 2: curdss excited? I hope they raise the prices on cheese
Speaker 2: curds because of the war. What because I'm willing to
Speaker 2: pay more? I don't they get paid enough? Yep? Is it?
Speaker 2: What's a bucket now? Like twenty two bucks or something?
Speaker 9: You won't know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, utah, get me too, two billion seven. I'll take two.
Speaker 2: I love that same.
Speaker 5: Oh, and they show you the picture of like the
Speaker 5: little cheese curd like a boat, the little cardboard boat,
Speaker 5: and then the bucket right like who gets the boat?
Speaker 5: That's like three cheese curds, And it's like fifteen dollars.
Speaker 5: You got to get the get the bucket, dusty car. Well,
Speaker 5: that's what the fair is, basically on the opposite side
Speaker 5: of the fair. But the food building is not really
Speaker 5: a dusty cowtown.
Speaker 2: It's the yep. Yeah, see you get it. I thought
Speaker 2: you were gonna argue. It's like that. You're agreeable. No, Jared,
Speaker 2: do you like the fair?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 2: Dusty?
Speaker 5: Okay, Well, what do you think about the parking? Beth, Beth, Beth,
Speaker 5: she parks there. He's thinking of the lady from Yellowstone right.
Speaker 5: See a kiss song.
Speaker 2: I loved him so much. That's a man woman.
Speaker 5: Lai's Potato Chips has a couple of new limited edition
Speaker 5: flavors on the way. These sound disgusting, but I'm a weirdo,
Speaker 5: so you guys had eat like normal adults. Tell me
Speaker 5: if this sounds good?
Speaker 2: Okay, Brazilian style garlic sauce, Yeah, yeah, sure, garlic garlic
Speaker 2: winds and wavy French onion soup. Oh yeah, French onion soup. Well,
Speaker 2: a good French onion outstanding on a cold day. They're
Speaker 2: still the same. No, cherry, you're not listening. It's the same.
Speaker 4: No, it's not.
Speaker 2: Soup. And chips are two different things. Jerry, not for this, Jerry,
Speaker 2: just listen.
Speaker 5: No, h there is a frequency of fireballs in our
Speaker 5: skies lately. It's growing in the last couple of months.
Speaker 2: Keep up, Jerry. This is interesting. Here's the weird thing.
Speaker 5: NASA and other meteoric experts can't quite agree on what
Speaker 5: is happening. They can't explain why it's as frequent as
Speaker 5: it is. Why that's concerning? Why what's going on here?
Speaker 5: Why are there so many meteors?
Speaker 2: What is the goal here?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 2: And they don't know because we do it well, we
Speaker 2: do what well? Yeah, Jerry, yep? Yeah, he's so dead, Jerry,
Speaker 2: Jerry is yeah, yep. He seemed real bitter at the end.
Speaker 2: Was he always bitter? Yep? Asking you guys, why not
Speaker 2: just ask him.
Speaker 5: About Okay, all right, I'll start why because you asked
Speaker 5: me to?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The day job you get familiar with. Is it
Speaker 2: gorilla pasta? You say it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, great brand.
Speaker 5: They apparently have a Spotify playlist that lasts for the
Speaker 5: exact amount of time that it takes to cook each
Speaker 5: type of pasta, so you don't have to set a timer.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant. That's brilliant. Can I play Devil's advocate? Because
Speaker 2: I like to advocate for the devil.
Speaker 5: So let's say, let's say I'm in my kitchen and
Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, Alexa, like set a timer for twelve
Speaker 5: minutes or whatever everybody's Alex. Isn't that faster than pulling
Speaker 5: up Spotify and then searching for a barrilla playlist? Some
Speaker 5: people don't like to cook in pure silence. Yeah, you
Speaker 5: are a mad man, but I mean I actually would
Speaker 5: argue this might take longer. They just setting a timer.
Speaker 5: Setting a timer takes about one second.
Speaker 2: When you start the boiling of the water, or I
Speaker 2: would bet you went to boiling of the water.
Speaker 5: The gold Jesus, you can stand something on the box,
Speaker 5: the loan?
Speaker 2: Why did you turn into Cosby? That was sold you
Speaker 2: the trouble cushion in the box? You turn it into bilett.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put the bail. I mean honestly, like you've
Speaker 2: never talked like that. What happened? Just did you have
Speaker 2: a stroke?
Speaker 5: Is the accidental Cosby impression?
Speaker 2: That was bizarre?
Speaker 5: That stand in the middle of them, Like when Chris
Speaker 5: asked you earlier, he did too many men on the
Speaker 5: ice and you didn't go.
Speaker 2: You put the man on the ice and they go
Speaker 2: in the box get the penalty. You saw like a
Speaker 2: robot's Oh man, that was weird. That was fun. Bill relaxed.
Speaker 3: Alright, that's okay cool. Did I tell you that the
Speaker 3: old lady and I didn't listen? Is a California woman
Speaker 3: is dead after a snake bite. And she's the third
Speaker 3: person this year in the state of California to die
Speaker 3: from a snake bite.
Speaker 2: Jeez, Cevie, you're a woman was bitten.
Speaker 3: Several times by venom snake on a rural property in
Speaker 3: Mendocina County back in a raise. The type of snake
Speaker 3: hasn't been verified.
Speaker 10: Wow, man, she was apparently twice shy. Really, Yes, that's
Speaker 10: the hot rumor. You gotta be old to get its.
Speaker 10: Several times snakes arotten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think it matters. They are and they
Speaker 2: don't like as much. Makes just I feel like the
Speaker 2: leg and the Okay, what, girthy bass Relax. You guys
Speaker 2: haven't seen the snake.
Speaker 5: You need to take a deep breath. Girthy bass man.
Speaker 5: Why does anybody go outside? Don't know what makes out there?
Speaker 2: Why does anyone listen? To this. I don't know. That
Speaker 2: a great question. You got to bring that. We got
Speaker 2: a couple of world record holders on this stage, and
Speaker 2: it's fun to listen.
Speaker 3: To what you do.
Speaker 2: They're going to wreckt the motorcycle cycle and then back
Speaker 2: again through the drive, snakes to Mocha.
Speaker 5: Steaks, the Jamocha shake at Arby's. He knows you can't translate.
Speaker 5: He speaks cosy, he's morphing in this sling blade sling
Speaker 5: What you.
Speaker 2: Get when you go out? That was column. That was gollumn.
Speaker 2: Try more time, too tired, more time? Get him go
Speaker 2: get different? What do you got back? Good night? That
Speaker 2: should be your new bit.
Speaker 5: Instead of just like say, hey, Zach, do a Cosby
Speaker 5: impression and answer this question, you should just once in
Speaker 5: a while just start the sentence by performing an unbelievably
Speaker 5: random impression for absolutely no reason.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I did it. I don't know either,
Speaker 2: listening to myself, and I was as shocked as you guys.
Speaker 2: Just don't know. I mean, doesn't it take longer to
Speaker 2: pull up Spotify? You put the playlist on one of
Speaker 2: the waters mortally so good, so great answer. I think
Speaker 2: you stroked out man. Who's gonna start a go Michael Sauce,
Speaker 2: you do one? Yeah, you get it. What's the bit?
Speaker 5: You're Zach doing an accidental impression?
Speaker 4: Go?
Speaker 2: Oh no, man, you're quick on your motorcycles. Yeah, don't
Speaker 2: know what I have to take off. There's a buffet
Speaker 2: waiting for us.
Speaker 5: You took exactly one improv Class one. Yeah, and then
Speaker 5: pocketed the money I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you for that. God do your Lars impression.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a pretty good impression you got.
Speaker 5: Hey, So why would I Why wouldn't I just set
Speaker 5: a timer? Why would I just pull up a Spotify playlist?
Speaker 5: Didn't it take longer? Oh my god, forget it.
Speaker 2: It's we were giving you your product that was supposed to.
Speaker 5: Be your ram if you were supposed to hit that
Speaker 5: one over the fence.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, Meatball. Yeah, now you have to try it.
Speaker 2: The show's over. Does he say stuff like you know that?
Speaker 2: That's just your voice. That's just my book. This is Lars.
Speaker 5: I hate Napster. That was my voice though mostly I'm
Speaker 5: not good at everything, good at other things. Name three
Speaker 5: things I'm good at.
Speaker 2: Riding motorcycles? Yeah, well there's one, eating, there's two. Wow,
Speaker 2: you nailed it. Where I wear, but Greg, I wear
Speaker 2: the odoran sausage breath. Parker. Good to see you, buddy.
Speaker 2: We'll see who he wants tomorrow. That's right, that's right.
Speaker 2: I forgot that Parker's playing draft. Big day to Mark
Speaker 2: and Saucy. All props to you putting this whole thing together.
Speaker 2: I'm excited. Yeah, I can't wait. Thank you, Parker. Are
Speaker 2: you doing like Wolves after dark at any point during
Speaker 2: this playoff? We're working on it. We uh, it's in
Speaker 2: the late games, suck man, late games. Let's win.
Speaker 11: Yeah, round one and then all right, let's do it round.
Speaker 11: To see you tomorrow morning, dude, see tomorrow morning. All right,
Speaker 11: Nine to noon is the thank you. Nine to noon
Speaker 11: is next. We're back tomorrow five thirty to nine.
Speaker 2: See then every day