1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: It's k IF I am sixty and you're listening to 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:08,719 Speaker 1: the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. So 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: we're talking about Freest Company, and we're asking Krozer who 4 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: is the original mister Roper, and of course you knew 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:20,920 Speaker 1: Fel Norman found and we're also talking about that must 6 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:22,959 Speaker 1: have been a difficult show to write because everything was 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:27,240 Speaker 1: a misunderstanding everything, you know, because they I think the 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 1: storyline was that that John Ritter was gay and that 9 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: he wasn't having sex with either. 10 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 2: That's why they told the Ropers, yes, yeah. 11 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: And so they allowed them, the three of them to 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 1: live together, and he was always sniffing around to see 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: if they were having sex. 14 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 3: And I do remember specifically he was in I believe 15 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 3: he was in his bathroom one time and he could 16 00:00:48,479 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 3: hear that he was working on the plumbing and he 17 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 3: can hear through the pipes a conversation between like Jack 18 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:54,240 Speaker 3: and Chrissy or something. 19 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: Right there was sexually oriented and that turns out it 20 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: was nothing. 21 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,120 Speaker 3: It was like the eyes go up and then he 22 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:03,080 Speaker 3: does a little hair flip and it's like, but he's gay. 23 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,200 Speaker 1: I loved Don Nott's and my dad worked with Don 24 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: knats quite often, but I thought Norman Fell was a 25 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:10,680 Speaker 1: better mister Roper. 26 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and him having Missus Roper there helped as well. 27 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:18,840 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Rights was the single one. Yeah right, yeah, 28 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:20,039 Speaker 2: but what a great show that was. 29 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 4: I thought we actually had somebody on the show. I'm 30 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:26,039 Speaker 4: just looking it up now that was telling us that 31 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 4: the writing challenge was that they weren't allowed to talk 32 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 4: about certain things on the show, and I thought sex 33 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,480 Speaker 4: was one of them, but I might be wrong. 34 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 3: That's the thing they never said, right, it was. 35 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 4: Suggestive exactly, Yeah, and that was a so what Tim's 36 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 4: talking about, which is sort of the general challenge of 37 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,480 Speaker 4: writing from that show, because it's almost understanding it had. 38 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:52,160 Speaker 4: The additional challenge was you really weren't allowed to explicitly 39 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:55,440 Speaker 4: refer to the very thing that was an essence of 40 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 4: a show. 41 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 2: The hilarity of it. 42 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, they couldn't say it on the show, and then 43 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,640 Speaker 3: they couldn't say it on the show. 44 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 2: Exactly. It was exactly. It was great. You remember that, 45 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,360 Speaker 2: how great the theme song was? Here, let me play 46 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:12,359 Speaker 2: it for you very seventies. So come and knock on 47 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:19,360 Speaker 2: our door. We've been waiting for you. The kisses ours 48 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 2: and his Three Company to come and dance on our floor. 49 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 2: Take a step, that is, take a space that needs 50 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:40,880 Speaker 2: your face. Three Company? Again, wasn't there a spinoff? Wasn't 51 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:43,800 Speaker 2: there The Ropers? Was that the show? Yeah? 52 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 4: The guy who wrote the theme to The Ropers, or 53 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 4: that the Three Company rather wrote to the theme to 54 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 4: Sesame Street. 55 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 2: That's right? 56 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, but what a It was a great show, and 57 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: it's one of the reasons you came out to California. 58 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 3: I was as a latchkey kid, my dad playing in 59 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,400 Speaker 3: bands at night during the week. I was home alone 60 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,480 Speaker 3: at night and that was right in my wheelhouse when 61 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 3: it started, and it was like I and and now 62 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 3: you know, you see that now with that perspective of 63 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 3: John Ritter was Dick Van Dyke, you know, the physicality 64 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 3: of it, you know, the pratt falls and the art 65 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 3: that he did it with and that I fell in 66 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 3: love with that man, and just the ability to make 67 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 3: people laugh like that. 68 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,920 Speaker 1: I think of John Ridder often, especially when I drive 69 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,320 Speaker 1: by Saint Joe's because I think that's where he died. 70 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,360 Speaker 3: Oh, I think that's I talked to him about a 71 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 3: month before he passed. No way, Yeah, I talked him 72 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 3: on the phone he was on the Michael Jackson Show 73 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 3: on JAC and I got to tell him that he 74 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,360 Speaker 3: was basically the reason that I came out to La. Wow, 75 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:40,840 Speaker 3: that's one of the greatest experiences that I've had. And 76 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 3: I went to a charity function where his son was 77 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:46,560 Speaker 3: there and I actually had a whole conversation with his 78 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 3: son afterwards about that. And even having that conversation with 79 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 3: his dad and he his son was just fantastic. 80 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:55,960 Speaker 1: Michael Jackson. That must have been after KBC, then, yes, yes, 81 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: it was just after. Michael Jackson has a great story. 82 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 1: He was the young the British or South African? 83 00:04:01,760 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 2: Was he way of Britain I think? But he had 84 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,480 Speaker 2: a great story. 85 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 1: He won talk show Host of the Year in some big, 86 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,240 Speaker 1: huge like publication, flew to New York, got the award, 87 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 1: came back and two weeks later he was fired at KBC. 88 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:19,080 Speaker 1: And as he was leaving the building and with all 89 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: of his crap in the in the trunk on rodeo 90 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,720 Speaker 1: drive there he pulls out and a truck totals his car. 91 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: It was it was, you know, just a comedy right 92 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,799 Speaker 1: from the pause to the doghouse, right, But but I 93 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 1: I still think about that I thought, Wow, that guy 94 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: won talk show host of the Year and then got fired. 95 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:41,719 Speaker 1: It makes you feel like nobody's ever secure in this business. 96 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,840 Speaker 4: No, it's so radio. That's like one of the most 97 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:45,159 Speaker 4: radio things you know. 98 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: But you know, whenever I hear anybody getting fired from radio, 99 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: I always hear I listened to the story, and I 100 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: always say to myself, Wow, I've never heard anyone fired 101 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,000 Speaker 1: like that in my life. 102 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 2: The stories get wilder and wilder. It's always different. 103 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: I mean, you know, if you work at a big company, 104 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:06,680 Speaker 1: they send you an email, you you know, got hr, 105 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:08,719 Speaker 1: you get your check and you leave here. It's like 106 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,680 Speaker 1: there's like nine different ways that you've been you know, 107 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: wiped out. 108 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, and and and there's another thing. 109 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:19,240 Speaker 1: I used to work at kalis X, and back to 110 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,120 Speaker 1: when I was smart, I used to smoke cigarettes. But 111 00:05:22,440 --> 00:05:24,840 Speaker 1: I used to I was standing outside on the little 112 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:27,720 Speaker 1: bridge that goes into the station, a little walkway bridge, 113 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,400 Speaker 1: and I put my card keyt in and it didn't work. 114 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:32,520 Speaker 1: And because it was broken, you know, there was a 115 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:34,839 Speaker 1: sign there that it was broken. And then the sign 116 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:37,280 Speaker 1: got wet and it fell off. And so I'm out 117 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: there smoking it. Every single person who came to try 118 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,240 Speaker 1: to get in that building. Who worked at that station 119 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 1: when their car key didn't work to up. I guess 120 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 1: that's it. 121 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 2: That's how we're gonna find that's how we're gonna find out. 122 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:55,400 Speaker 1: That's a wrap. That's an unbelievable. 123 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 5: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 124 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,119 Speaker 5: AM six forty. 125 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 1: You can't see everything that the La County Fair has 126 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 1: to offer in one day. 127 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,359 Speaker 3: It's almost really tough, especially if you want to do 128 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 3: any of the rides and on the middle. 129 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:10,080 Speaker 2: And all that. 130 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 1: But it used to be great because when when my 131 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 1: daughter was you know, and she loved that. You know, 132 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: she loves those Orange County Fair, the La County Fair man, 133 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 1: it's just a you get such a big smile and 134 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: or it takes you know, take her friends with us. 135 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,279 Speaker 1: But when when we first started going out there, you know, 136 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,920 Speaker 1: two thousand and seven, two thousand and eight, they still 137 00:06:28,920 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: had horse racing. So I would spend the entire day 138 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,960 Speaker 1: at the track where they had horse racing, and my 139 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,799 Speaker 1: wife and daughter would go on rides and eat food 140 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: and all that stuff, and everybody won. 141 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,400 Speaker 2: Everybody was a winner. Yeah, that's what he came out happy. Yeah, 142 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:45,400 Speaker 2: but it was great. 143 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: Then they sold those dates to either you know, sant 144 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:52,080 Speaker 1: Anita or Los Alamados, and now they have no horse 145 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 1: racing out there. 146 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, my grandma used to do it. 147 00:06:54,640 --> 00:06:56,440 Speaker 6: She would be there while we were like walking around, 148 00:06:56,520 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 6: so we'd kept going and check on her while she's 149 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 6: betting horses. 150 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 2: Was she a rat track round? 151 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,799 Speaker 6: Yeah, she went like every couple of every couple of weeks. 152 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:06,279 Speaker 6: Oh that's great, Wow, that's awesome. 153 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:07,040 Speaker 2: Yeah. 154 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: Somebody asked me today, remember who it was, how often 155 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: I go to the track. I'm like, usually only when 156 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: they're open, you know, slide out there. But I probably 157 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,640 Speaker 1: go about three or four times a month. 158 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 4: You know. 159 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll go Saturday and Sunday. If I lose on Saturday, 160 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: I'll go back Sunday to get my money back, and 161 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,080 Speaker 1: that sometimes doesn't happen. And at this point, sof doesn't 162 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,520 Speaker 1: go with you at all, No, because I burned her 163 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: out when she was younger. I took her the track 164 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,680 Speaker 1: every weekend and she loved it because you played in 165 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,920 Speaker 1: the infield with the other kids or you know, I 166 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 1: cruised around with me. But I remember the one time 167 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 1: where my wife got really pissed off and she doesn't 168 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 1: get that pissed that often. But I said, I was 169 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 1: taking Sophie to the zoo, and we went to the zoo, 170 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:52,480 Speaker 1: and we were planning on going to the zoo, the 171 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: La Zoo, and we got there, it was everyone gets 172 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: in for free day, and so there were like ten 173 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: thousand people wait to get in line, waiting in line 174 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 1: to get in, and I'm like, I don't want to 175 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,560 Speaker 1: do this, it's hot outside. 176 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,080 Speaker 2: I'll just go to the track with her. 177 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,280 Speaker 1: So she's about six or seven, and I drag her 178 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:13,520 Speaker 1: out to sant Anita. And you know, in my defense, 179 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 1: she saw animals either way, so you know, pretty horsey 180 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:22,840 Speaker 1: ding dong. So i'm I'm out there, and Mike Willman, 181 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 1: who runs publicity, out there, he said, hey, the guy 182 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:28,320 Speaker 1: that was going to present the trophy and the feature 183 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: race in the eighth race, he got into an accident 184 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 1: or something happened at home and he couldn't make it. 185 00:08:33,480 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: Will you give the trophy out for the eighth race? 186 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: I said, yeah, sure, right, I got nothing going on. 187 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:41,120 Speaker 1: So the eighth race wins. I think it was Doug 188 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:44,360 Speaker 1: O'Neill's force to win. And then over the loudspeaker, they 189 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,839 Speaker 1: say Ladies and Gentlemen, now presenting the award for you know, 190 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:52,839 Speaker 1: the San Jose Handicap or San Gabriel Handicap. Ladies and 191 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,880 Speaker 1: gentlemen can hear him every night on kfive from six 192 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,679 Speaker 1: to ten pm. Ladies and gentlemen, Tim Gonwadrid, Right, you 193 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,679 Speaker 1: know the eight people know who know who I was, 194 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:04,959 Speaker 1: were out there and I'm presenting the trophy to the 195 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:08,480 Speaker 1: guy to Doug O'Neill and the owner of the horse, 196 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:12,199 Speaker 1: I think it's Paul Readham. And my phone rings and 197 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,559 Speaker 1: my wife said, hey, how's the zoo And I said, 198 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 1: it's going pretty good. You know, it's a little crowded 199 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,200 Speaker 1: because it was free day, but it's kind of cool, 200 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:24,719 Speaker 1: which was true. That's true, right, And she says, she goes, 201 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:29,520 Speaker 1: that's that's weird because I'm watching TV and you're on TV. 202 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,680 Speaker 1: And I left the TV on TVG when I left, 203 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,719 Speaker 1: and she's now watching me give away the trophy in 204 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,600 Speaker 1: the feature race. 205 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:43,000 Speaker 2: I can't even imagine her watching that and what and 206 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:43,760 Speaker 2: she and she. 207 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: Was cleaning the house and just happened to look up 208 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:50,000 Speaker 1: and see and then she goes, hey, that's my husband 209 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 1: and daughter on TV. And I thought they were at 210 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 1: the zoo, right, And she goes, you're not the zoo right. 211 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,320 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, we tried to go to the zoo, right, 212 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,839 Speaker 1: but it just didn't temp. 213 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 2: It's not like you. That's right, Lieder, that's right. I tried. 214 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:07,120 Speaker 2: Did you try to pull the Hey, it's my kid too. 215 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:09,920 Speaker 7: I think it's funny. 216 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:10,520 Speaker 2: That's so. 217 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,439 Speaker 8: Uh, it's the same story as when your dad was 218 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 8: supposed to take you to church. 219 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,559 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we end up at the Wincheles. 220 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:18,040 Speaker 8: Uh. 221 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:22,400 Speaker 1: And my mom walked into Winchles and she's like, oh boy, never, 222 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,760 Speaker 1: I never got to go with my dad to church again. 223 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,920 Speaker 1: It really doesn't fall for from the tree, it doesn't. 224 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 1: And then when I got home, you know, my wife 225 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,719 Speaker 1: was pissed because I lied to her. Right, And and 226 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:37,040 Speaker 1: she grabs Sophia and Sophia's hands, she smells her hands. 227 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:41,480 Speaker 1: She goes, why do her hands smell like cigarettes? I'm like, oh, 228 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,280 Speaker 1: she might have picked up a snipe or a you know, 229 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: a cigarette butt out there. You know kids do, they'll 230 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,679 Speaker 1: pick up stuff. And she goes, yeah, but both she goes, 231 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:50,439 Speaker 1: both of her hands smell like cigarettes. I'm like, well, 232 00:10:50,559 --> 00:10:52,160 Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, so did you pick up 233 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 1: a cigarette while you're out there. And she goes, yeah, 234 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,040 Speaker 1: I think I picked up a cigarette. And she goes, 235 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,439 Speaker 1: bet her clothes smell like my women, are you are 236 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: you accusing me of letting her smoking, of letting her 237 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: smoke at the track because I didn't she did not 238 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:06,200 Speaker 1: not smoke a cigarette. 239 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:12,079 Speaker 2: The implication, did you give our child a cigarette? Believe it? 240 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,079 Speaker 2: I was getting rolled. 241 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,719 Speaker 1: But then she started, you know, she started kindergarten, like 242 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:21,599 Speaker 1: I don't know, like three months later. And in kindergarten 243 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,400 Speaker 1: they have all the parents there and there's probably about 244 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: thirty kids in the class, and like eighty ninety parents, 245 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,839 Speaker 1: you know, grandparents, uncles, you know, a lot of a 246 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 1: lot of people show up to see their kid go 247 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: to school for the very first time. And I was there, 248 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,559 Speaker 1: and so Missus F was her name. She was a 249 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:40,079 Speaker 1: long name, but they called her Missus F. And she 250 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,200 Speaker 1: had given a speech to the whole class and all 251 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 1: the parents. And in the speech, I remember, she said, 252 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,439 Speaker 1: if your kid comes home with an art project, don't 253 00:11:50,559 --> 00:11:53,120 Speaker 1: throw the art project in the trash in front of 254 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 1: the kid. And I turned to my wife and go, 255 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,440 Speaker 1: who does that? Who's who? When the kid comes home? 256 00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: With an art project, who throws it in the trash? 257 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,480 Speaker 1: And the teacher heard me ask that, and she goes 258 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: by the way it happened twice last year where the 259 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:09,960 Speaker 1: kid came to school the next day and said, mom 260 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 1: threw my gift that I made for mom for Mother's Day. 261 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,199 Speaker 1: She threw it in the trash in front of me. 262 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:18,400 Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, that is a horrible human being. 263 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,199 Speaker 3: And then right after that she asked the kids what 264 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 3: they did for summer break, and so sends up and says, 265 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:24,600 Speaker 3: dad took me to the track. 266 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:24,959 Speaker 2: Well. 267 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:29,480 Speaker 1: I then she said are there any questions? And I 268 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:32,480 Speaker 1: raised my hand and I could see my daughter put 269 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,840 Speaker 1: her head down on her desk, going. 270 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:38,840 Speaker 2: Please, please, don't let this guy speak. Oh God, almighty. 271 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:41,280 Speaker 1: So she points to me and she goes, yes, sir, 272 00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: and I said, this is my daughter, Sophia. And I 273 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:49,920 Speaker 1: was just wondering if there's a no smoking section in 274 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,560 Speaker 1: this class, because she took all summer to quit smoking. 275 00:12:56,760 --> 00:13:00,720 Speaker 1: And this was the reaction from the forty five parents 276 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:04,160 Speaker 1: and the thirty students or eighty parents and thirty students 277 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:07,360 Speaker 1: in the class. After I said she picked she chose 278 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:11,520 Speaker 1: all summer to quit smoking. She finally accomplished. Accomplished it 279 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,760 Speaker 1: is there a no smoking section in this class. 280 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:15,800 Speaker 2: And here's the reaction. 281 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 1: Nobody laughed crickets and and I said to her afterwards, 282 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 1: I said, hey, missus f I said, what's going on here? 283 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:37,400 Speaker 1: I said, that's not bad material, but yet nobody reacted 284 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 1: to it. And I said, what's going on? And she says, well, 285 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:46,000 Speaker 1: you can't make jokes nowadays about kids and smoking, Like, well. 286 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 2: Sure you can. I just did. That was pretty good 287 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:49,640 Speaker 2: when she said. 288 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 9: Nah, because you can't do that. And I said, that's 289 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 9: where we are in life. I said, Okay, it's be 290 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:01,839 Speaker 9: a long year, a long year with this crew. All wait, 291 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:05,160 Speaker 9: chicken on deck? Wow, long year. 292 00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:05,560 Speaker 1: Man. 293 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:10,480 Speaker 5: You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI 294 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,760 Speaker 5: AM six forty. 295 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:15,560 Speaker 2: I love cocoa puffs. 296 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:19,760 Speaker 1: Those your favorites, you the coca puffs, But I growing up, 297 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,720 Speaker 1: I was a huge Frosted Flakes guy. 298 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,520 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, was. 299 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,640 Speaker 2: Into that stuff, Is that right? 300 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,040 Speaker 8: Yeah? 301 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:30,040 Speaker 2: Well, Raisin brand more than Frosted Flakes, but they're the same. Yeah. 302 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,200 Speaker 2: I like frosted flakes. 303 00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 1: And also the fact that you can get them anywhere 304 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 1: wasn't a specialty, you know, cereal that everybody had him. 305 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,240 Speaker 2: Do you you go back? You and I go back. 306 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,320 Speaker 2: I'm uh stephush, you're a little too young. 307 00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: But you remember like going to like a hotel or 308 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 1: motel and they had the little box little boxes, and 309 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,440 Speaker 1: you'd cut open the box and pour the milk right there, a. 310 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 3: Little performation you could open it up, and then you 311 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,800 Speaker 3: can open up the bag and eat it all right 312 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,040 Speaker 3: in that little box and you're. 313 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,400 Speaker 6: Right enough, right, And then the reason it looked like 314 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,120 Speaker 6: they tasted better, Yeah, that little box, that's right. 315 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:01,720 Speaker 2: It was about it. 316 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,920 Speaker 1: And then the milk leaked all over you and it 317 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: was hell after that. Yeah, but that would say, uh, yeah, 318 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 1: that's my frosted flakes. Frosted flakes, my go to cereal. 319 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,280 Speaker 2: That is old, that's right. 320 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, they were, they were well, I thought they were 321 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 1: really good. Bellio, what is your go to cereal? We've 322 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,520 Speaker 1: never discussed that with you. She in there, No, she's 323 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: in the can. 324 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so pushing that cereal? What about my 325 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,600 Speaker 2: go to cinnamon toast crunch? 326 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,320 Speaker 3: Okay, I think that's a Yeah, that's a kid the 327 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 3: last fifteen years, I would say that's that's definitely grown. 328 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 6: And one I always forget about which I get randomly 329 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,320 Speaker 6: or sing someone will have it is life. That's just 330 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,200 Speaker 6: a solid because it's just sweet enough and. 331 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,480 Speaker 2: Its life is good. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are those 332 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:50,520 Speaker 2: flakes too. They're like corn kind of like it's like 333 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,640 Speaker 2: a square, yeah, with holes in it. Yeah. But that's 334 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 2: also the kind of cereal you can just eat out 335 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,800 Speaker 2: of the box like uh chick. Yeah for sure. Yeah. 336 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,200 Speaker 2: I always eat cereal d I hate when it gets soggy. 337 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,000 Speaker 2: I always just eat it. Try. 338 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, you eat it fast man, Yeah, yeah, I can't 339 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,560 Speaker 1: stand soggy cereal. 340 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,440 Speaker 3: The key is eating just fast enough to where before 341 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,440 Speaker 3: they get before they get soggy. Yet it still flavors 342 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:13,760 Speaker 3: the milk. 343 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,200 Speaker 2: Oh, you drink the milk. But one of the best 344 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,400 Speaker 2: parts are you are you? Are you insane? I have 345 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 2: not throw out. 346 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:24,560 Speaker 1: I can't believe we've ever met that you would drink 347 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,920 Speaker 1: that crap After you throw the milk. 348 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:30,400 Speaker 2: Out, Oh do you it the milk? The milk goes out. 349 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 1: As soon as the cereal gets soggy, the milk and 350 00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: the cereal goes away. Everything disappears. Angel. What do you 351 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 1: what's your go to cereal? I don't think we've ever 352 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 1: asked you that in the thirty years i've known you. 353 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:44,400 Speaker 7: Okay, so I like there's two of them. I like, 354 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,920 Speaker 7: I like that cinnamon checks. 355 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:53,760 Speaker 8: Yeah. One of Trader Joe's. It's like the strawberry cheerio stuff. 356 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,680 Speaker 8: I don't know what they call it. It's like yogurt 357 00:16:56,760 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 8: coated and it's got strawberry chunks on it. It's like 358 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 8: little cheerio little nuggets. It's really good. 359 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:05,920 Speaker 2: At Trader Jos. 360 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,440 Speaker 6: Yeah, it's probably their versions, probably called like Trader Os 361 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:09,920 Speaker 6: or something. 362 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, probably right, yeah, Trader Rows. 363 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 7: But you know, with the milk, this is what I do. 364 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 8: I don't drink the milk, but I'll put a little 365 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:22,320 Speaker 8: bit of milk inside of in the in the cereal 366 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 8: and so it doesn't get everything too soggy and there's 367 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:28,400 Speaker 8: not like a lot of milk in there. But then 368 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,520 Speaker 8: once I eat the cereal, there's usually a little bit 369 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,679 Speaker 8: of milk left. I just put a little more cereal 370 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:37,119 Speaker 8: in there. Okay, soak up the milk and then it's gone. 371 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,800 Speaker 2: I don't understand the drinking that milk with all that 372 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:40,959 Speaker 2: crap in it at the end. 373 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,440 Speaker 1: I can't understand how people have I'm blocking my ears 374 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,560 Speaker 1: I can't even hear you talking. 375 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,800 Speaker 2: By the way, strawberry yogurt O's or there exactly. They're 376 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 2: so good. 377 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,120 Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, they're so good, you guys. 378 00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,920 Speaker 1: But what a pain in the ass to be on 379 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,440 Speaker 1: vacation with like here, you want the Cheerio's, you want 380 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,840 Speaker 1: the frogs of Like, no, I want this thing. 381 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 2: I can only find a Trader Joe's christ all right. 382 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,719 Speaker 3: I only want to put so much milk in it's 383 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,879 Speaker 3: where it's not too I don't want to drink the. 384 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:15,639 Speaker 2: Milk the thing. 385 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,879 Speaker 7: I packed a box of it. 386 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds right, that's right. I'm glad you asked. 387 00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:28,760 Speaker 2: Trader Joe's is where we'll start, like, oh no, oh 388 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:33,040 Speaker 2: my god, she's with us again. Oh you should have 389 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:37,000 Speaker 2: left her at home. This one cereal? All right, Sharon, 390 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:43,680 Speaker 2: what do you got your cheerio? Really cheerios? Yeah, cheerios. 391 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,800 Speaker 2: You put anything in it? 392 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:45,919 Speaker 7: Their heart healthy? 393 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 2: They're not, they say they are. 394 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 8: That's just the commercial by it just came out in 395 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 8: the news that cheerio is one of the best cereals 396 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:56,280 Speaker 8: you can eat. 397 00:18:57,320 --> 00:19:00,680 Speaker 2: And what else you do for your health? Eloto, that's it? 398 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,399 Speaker 2: What what you put milking in with the cerealm. 399 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 7: I use almond milk. 400 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:08,119 Speaker 2: Oh my god, I am not going on vacation with 401 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 2: you and Angel. 402 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,880 Speaker 7: Yeah, I use almond milk. Also, I don't use. 403 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:19,760 Speaker 2: You don't the two of you. I started it. Somebody, Look, 404 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:24,080 Speaker 2: almonds don't have milk. It's not milk. You can't milk 405 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,360 Speaker 2: and almonds. They don't have butters, that's for sure. That's right. 406 00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:30,720 Speaker 3: Apple Jacks, by the way, Oh, Applejacks are good. 407 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 2: That's by one apple Jack and I drink the milk. 408 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 2: That's what. That's like, a cinnamon milk, you know. 409 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,320 Speaker 1: The one I liked that they really had the nerve 410 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 1: to go for with the title was sugar Smacks. 411 00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:50,600 Speaker 2: Right, they plain, They just laid it out there for you. 412 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,040 Speaker 7: That's a good song though. 413 00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:55,479 Speaker 2: Sugar sugar Smack. Yeah, there's a song called sugar smacks. 414 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:59,360 Speaker 7: Well, smack smacks. Sugar smack. Oh yeah, smack you back 415 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,200 Speaker 7: eat the Delicious Street. 416 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,439 Speaker 2: It's what sugar smacks. I gotta find that. 417 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 7: On the sugar Smack box. 418 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,480 Speaker 2: Wasn't that a frog bear? I thought I thought it 419 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,560 Speaker 2: was a Golden Crisps. Yeah, but I think it's a frog. 420 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,640 Speaker 2: Let's see the sugar Smack song. Oh, here it is belly, 421 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:23,440 Speaker 2: I look at him. How about that? What do kids 422 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,879 Speaker 2: think about my cold smack? I think we all have 423 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,679 Speaker 2: to agree it look kind of weird. 424 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: Very scary, scary looking the tasting part of a complete 425 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,760 Speaker 1: These are honey smacks. It's even before sugar sugar smacks, 426 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,000 Speaker 1: auld before honey smacks the ds. 427 00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:41,840 Speaker 2: Hey, guys, that's trying. 428 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,440 Speaker 6: Excellent. 429 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:52,320 Speaker 8: You know. 430 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,600 Speaker 1: I don't like kids in in Cereal commercials. Don't they 431 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:00,719 Speaker 1: seem to phony two? 432 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 8: Fake those two because they didn't even sound like they 433 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:06,520 Speaker 8: were jacked up on sugar like they should be after 434 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 8: eating funny smacks. 435 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,560 Speaker 2: Or here it is value. I think I found it 436 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:15,800 Speaker 2: all right right after this home deep book commercial. Bread up. 437 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 2: Look it's a green belly. 438 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:25,399 Speaker 9: Chaps, gosh, bigger smack smack sugar smecks, Give me a 439 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 9: smack and ill is that the. 440 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,280 Speaker 2: One you're talking about? 441 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,000 Speaker 1: Oh? 442 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:35,119 Speaker 2: Ding dog, gosh, big smack smack, sugar smecks. Give me 443 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,120 Speaker 2: a smack and I'll smack. 444 00:21:38,359 --> 00:21:39,399 Speaker 1: To those sacks. 445 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 2: I wonder if you went to it. 446 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,280 Speaker 1: I wonder if you went to Kellogg's today and said, hey, 447 00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,639 Speaker 1: I got an idea for a song for Cereal, you 448 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,359 Speaker 1: smacked me and I'll smack you. 449 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:55,600 Speaker 2: Okay, what is it called? What's called the first degree 450 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 2: of salt drink that milk? 451 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:00,720 Speaker 1: Curious? 452 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,080 Speaker 2: Is there more? No, no, just two people kicking the 453 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:05,080 Speaker 2: crap out of each other. 454 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,040 Speaker 4: Done. 455 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,960 Speaker 3: Sugar Smacks used to have a clown as its mascot 456 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,159 Speaker 3: or whatever, then eventually changed to the frog. And they 457 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,760 Speaker 3: also to be healthier. That's when they switched from sugar 458 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,200 Speaker 3: Smacks to honey Smack. Yes, I remember this, just like 459 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 3: the other one that was the Bear, that was super 460 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:24,800 Speaker 3: Sugar cris Wow and they changed those to Golden cris 461 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,480 Speaker 3: Wow to get rid of the sugar aspect. 462 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, but that man, they did that early. 463 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 1: That was like one of the first things that flipped 464 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:32,240 Speaker 1: is they they took sugar out of sugar earlier. 465 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:36,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from 466 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,600 Speaker 5: KFI AM six forty. 467 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,680 Speaker 2: Now you've done something that chp Hayes. 468 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,399 Speaker 4: Well, I mean they're right, they're out there, you know, 469 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,440 Speaker 4: cruising looking for you know, Bagdad, or doing stuff that 470 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,120 Speaker 4: they shouldn't be doing that's unsafe. 471 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,160 Speaker 2: Well, you know of it before you go on here? 472 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,560 Speaker 1: Are you realized that the laws in California are made 473 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,400 Speaker 1: for your protection, of course, thank you, sir. 474 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,360 Speaker 2: So they would rather you obey them, yes, okay. 475 00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:05,200 Speaker 4: And I typically do. And I don't know what happened 476 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,640 Speaker 4: in this one instance. The car kind of got away 477 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:11,480 Speaker 4: from me, I guess, and I was driving too fast. 478 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,560 Speaker 2: It's an empty for you weight. It's midnight. Yes, it 479 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:15,440 Speaker 2: was midnight. There weren't a lot of cars in the road. 480 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,640 Speaker 2: So it's not like you drive a car that's gonna 481 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,720 Speaker 2: shake it at eighty five eighty eight. No, that's a 482 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 2: really smooth ride. 483 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:23,200 Speaker 4: But I'll tell you also, and this is because we 484 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,000 Speaker 4: talk a lot about the way I used to drive. 485 00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,600 Speaker 2: I don't really drive that, you know, crazy like a 486 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,520 Speaker 2: crazy man anymore so, but I. 487 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,119 Speaker 4: Apparently I still have it somewhere in me because the car, 488 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,080 Speaker 4: I guess got away from me or whatever I drove 489 00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,520 Speaker 4: for whatever I became impatient or you know. So anyway, 490 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,440 Speaker 4: it's midnight and I see that thing that just makes 491 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:43,800 Speaker 4: your heartstop, which the lights, you know, come on they 492 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 4: you know, they're. 493 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,480 Speaker 2: Red and blue. And then yes, thank you, and that's exactly. 494 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,200 Speaker 2: And then did you get scared or you angry? I 495 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:51,120 Speaker 2: was scared. Okay. 496 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,000 Speaker 1: That means you're still young, Okay, as you get older, 497 00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,520 Speaker 1: like my grandfather at one point flipped where he was 498 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,280 Speaker 1: no longer scared. 499 00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,720 Speaker 2: He was pissed. No, I was. 500 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,360 Speaker 4: And they have such bright lights. I mean, I don't 501 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:06,720 Speaker 4: know where the candle power comes from on these lights. 502 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 4: But it was like, God that this is insane. I'm 503 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,119 Speaker 4: gonna get up like a sunburn from this light. And 504 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,760 Speaker 4: so I'm frightened. And I pull over to the you know, 505 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:21,120 Speaker 4: and and the right lane. And then I hear, oh yeah, 506 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,879 Speaker 4: and I'm thinking, oh no, I can't hear because the 507 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:27,160 Speaker 4: windows up, So I roll the window down and I'm 508 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,200 Speaker 4: still driving, you know, but now I'm in the right lane, 509 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:35,119 Speaker 4: and goes, I can't understand what he's saying, and so 510 00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,920 Speaker 4: then I roll the other window down so I could 511 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:43,960 Speaker 4: hear it, and and and I hear I got both 512 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,399 Speaker 4: windows down, and I'm now I pull off the road. Okay, 513 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,320 Speaker 4: So now I'm there on the shoulder of the road 514 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,400 Speaker 4: full stop, and he pulls up on him and he goes, 515 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 4: I'm like, did he tell me like to throw the 516 00:24:57,720 --> 00:24:59,240 Speaker 4: keys out of the car or what is he telling me? 517 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,640 Speaker 4: I don't know what he's telling me. I still can't 518 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,680 Speaker 4: understand him. So I'm figuring and then then quickly he 519 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:10,000 Speaker 4: said exit, oh, exit, okay, So he wanted me to 520 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,879 Speaker 4: go to the next exit and pull off. So I 521 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:21,359 Speaker 4: did pull off and then lankershim exactly and then and 522 00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,600 Speaker 4: I just figured he wanted me to turn. It's weird 523 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,560 Speaker 4: how you think that technology would have matched the technology 524 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,160 Speaker 4: that the lights have, you know what I mean. 525 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 2: But it doesn't. 526 00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:34,280 Speaker 4: It's not clearly they've really outpaced the audio part of 527 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:34,879 Speaker 4: that whole thing. 528 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:37,960 Speaker 1: I think they do that on purpose. So you know, 529 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,840 Speaker 1: they confused that the guy that he takes off and 530 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 1: there's a chase. 531 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,520 Speaker 4: I see, but I'm not exaggerating. I couldn't understand except 532 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:49,080 Speaker 4: for exit. I got that and then I turned at 533 00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:49,720 Speaker 4: the bottom. 534 00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:52,000 Speaker 2: Did you not understand because you had too much drink? 535 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:58,080 Speaker 4: Is that was? So I pull over to the to 536 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 4: the right, and this dude, you know, comes up to 537 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 4: and he's this tall, good looking dude. It's like you 538 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:08,120 Speaker 4: got everybody, all all our cops are just like they're 539 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,840 Speaker 4: just at a central casting, like right out of chips, 540 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,520 Speaker 4: you know, and there he is and he's and he says. 541 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 2: You know, you'll no longer get the Barney fipes. 542 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:18,679 Speaker 4: And exactly, it's you know, and you also don't get 543 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,639 Speaker 4: like the boss hog. You know what I mean, You're 544 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:24,280 Speaker 4: not getting that. So this, he said, is your license pleasing? 545 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,040 Speaker 4: And he says, uh, you know, I got you. I 546 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,560 Speaker 4: got your speeding back there. I said, oh really, I 547 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,960 Speaker 4: said the guys and the first thing, I said, hey, man, 548 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:33,520 Speaker 4: I'm so sorry. I couldn't understand what you were saying. 549 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,160 Speaker 4: That's why I pull over. I pull ahead. 550 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 2: I just couldn't. I was desperate to understand what you 551 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:37,520 Speaker 2: were saying. 552 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,440 Speaker 4: He said, it's okay, it's okay, just need to see 553 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,919 Speaker 4: your license, digs the license and he goes, I got 554 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 4: you for speeding. And I was still like rocked with 555 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,240 Speaker 4: guilt that I was unable to understand him before, like 556 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,400 Speaker 4: I couldn't follow his instructions. I felt like that maybe 557 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,600 Speaker 4: that was he thought I was messing with him. He 558 00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,240 Speaker 4: looks the license, he said, this is still your addresses. Yeah, 559 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:56,000 Speaker 4: I said, okay. I said, how fast was I going? 560 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,160 Speaker 4: He said eighty five? 561 00:26:58,600 --> 00:26:58,879 Speaker 2: Wow? 562 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:04,240 Speaker 4: I said eighty five. He said, yeah, eighty five, said 563 00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,919 Speaker 4: when I was? He said, I said, well, and man, 564 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,600 Speaker 4: this is pretty classic. I said, well, I really I 565 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:13,399 Speaker 4: thought people were passing me. And he said, when I 566 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,720 Speaker 4: was following you you were the fastest guy out there. 567 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:21,120 Speaker 2: I thought, well that's probably true. Yeah, all right, you're 568 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:21,720 Speaker 2: the fastest. 569 00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,520 Speaker 4: So I So he goes back, and then right as 570 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,640 Speaker 4: he's leaving, this other person comes up, like I guess 571 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:32,560 Speaker 4: the you know, his partner. And I look over and 572 00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:36,520 Speaker 4: it's a woman and she's stunning. Okay, I'm thinking, are 573 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,360 Speaker 4: you kidding me? Are you a real cop? I mean, 574 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,760 Speaker 4: are you an actress? Maybe like studying for a role 575 00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:47,720 Speaker 4: as a cop. She was that attractive and and so 576 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,000 Speaker 4: I said, aren't you late for an audition? No, no, 577 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,440 Speaker 4: I did not say that. I said I did the 578 00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:53,840 Speaker 4: same thing. I felt so bad. I said, hey, I 579 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,080 Speaker 4: want to apologize. I said, I couldn't understand what you 580 00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:58,560 Speaker 4: guys were saying. That's why I pulled over. And then 581 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 4: I pulled a head. She said it's okay, said we'll 582 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 4: be right back. They go back to the cruiser. I 583 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:04,199 Speaker 4: think that's what they call them. 584 00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:04,600 Speaker 2: Cruisers. 585 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:08,800 Speaker 4: Sure, and it was like a minute, maybe two minutes. 586 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,920 Speaker 4: They came back and they gave me the license. She 587 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:14,560 Speaker 4: came back and she said, be careful with your speed. 588 00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:17,800 Speaker 4: She said, it's that speeding tickets are expensive and it's dangerous. 589 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:18,320 Speaker 3: Wow. 590 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,040 Speaker 2: Man, then let me go and they split. Yeah. Holy smoked. 591 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,560 Speaker 4: He did ask me if I was if I had 592 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,879 Speaker 4: been drinking, and I said the answer was truthfully no, 593 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 4: And I think that's kind of what they were worried about. 594 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,919 Speaker 4: If I'd been drinking at all, I think it might 595 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:30,960 Speaker 4: have been a different conversation. 596 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:31,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. 597 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:36,359 Speaker 1: I never drink, and even like one beer. If we 598 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,880 Speaker 1: have a beer at dinner, I have gen drive home. 599 00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:43,440 Speaker 1: Because I had a buddy of mine who had a 600 00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 1: couple of drinks and he got rear ended at a 601 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:49,280 Speaker 1: stop sign and he got a DUI for it. Right, 602 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,760 Speaker 1: I mean, he was blamed in the collision because he 603 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: had like it wasn't over the limit, but he had 604 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,239 Speaker 1: alcohol in his system and somebody was hurting the car 605 00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 1: behind him. Sure, and it wasn't his fault. He was 606 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:59,440 Speaker 1: sitting there, stopped and a guy hit him. This is 607 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:03,360 Speaker 1: how paranoid I am about about drinking and driving. If 608 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,719 Speaker 1: I'm homeworking on the garage, like on a Saturday night, 609 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:08,880 Speaker 1: and I've had a couple of beers, I'll ask Jen 610 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,640 Speaker 1: to bring the car in from the curb into the garage. 611 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,000 Speaker 2: Wow, isn't that crazy? That's really I mean that's but see, 612 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 2: this is this is what I envision. 613 00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,960 Speaker 1: I go to move the car off the curb, somebody 614 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:25,240 Speaker 1: hits me and I've had, you know, nineteen drinks and 615 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,080 Speaker 1: it's done. 616 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,280 Speaker 2: I'm over right. Well that's a level of caution. That's short. 617 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: It's border bordering on a problem. Yeah, I mean that 618 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 1: I have a problem. I'm what's funny about this is 619 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,680 Speaker 1: you were surrounded by drinkers. I remember telling a story 620 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:46,440 Speaker 1: with McLean Stevenson driving you from a ballgame downtown and 621 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,600 Speaker 1: he literally had like a Gin and Tonic in his 622 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,600 Speaker 1: hand while he was driving. 623 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:52,440 Speaker 2: All right, I've never used that name on the air. 624 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,000 Speaker 2: I said it was my dad's friend, and I'm so sorry. 625 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 2: Maybe it was not McLain Stephenson. 626 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 4: Maybe it was not. 627 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:01,120 Speaker 2: I'm serious, I was just picked pick the name mclenan Stevenson. 628 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:01,880 Speaker 2: Good have been anybody. 629 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,760 Speaker 1: We're live on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on 630 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:09,640 Speaker 1: demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now you can always hear 631 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,760 Speaker 1: us live on KFI AM six forty four to seven 632 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:17,000 Speaker 1: pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand on the 633 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app.