Speaker 1: All right, it's mojo in the morning. The weather's is
Speaker 1: going to get worse as the week goes on. And
Speaker 1: it was interesting. I was noticing that there's a handful
Speaker 1: of school closures because of the extreme cold, and I
Speaker 1: thought that there would be more, to be quite honest
Speaker 1: with you, when I saw that there were some. And
Speaker 1: then I've realized what the schools do as far as
Speaker 1: a guideline is concerned. Like I always wondered, how does the
Speaker 1: school district superintendent or the principle of certain schools decide
Speaker 1: that they're going to cancel a school And I always
Speaker 1: figured that it's usually the one superintendent that's got balls
Speaker 1: to say we're canceled today that makes everybody else do it.
Speaker 1: But they all have to have some kind of a prerequisite,
Speaker 1: like how many inches of snow is there? Is their
Speaker 1: bus system able to get kids to school? Or of
Speaker 1: it is it safe for the parents to be pulling
Speaker 1: in and out of the drop off lines of school
Speaker 1: and getting the kids out without getting an accent Well
Speaker 1: the cold weather, I finally figured out what that is.
Speaker 1: What was that was that a purpose? So the schools
Speaker 1: that didn't close today have a guideline and the school
Speaker 1: guideline is or the handbook guideline is negative twenty degree
Speaker 1: real field temperature. So if you go and you see
Speaker 1: that the temperature right now is four degrees, but the
Speaker 1: real field temperature is minus seventeen, we aren't at that point.
Speaker 2: Yet three more degrees.
Speaker 1: If the guideline is minus negative twenty degrees, we may
Speaker 1: not get that to that until later this week when
Speaker 1: it's supposedly going to feel minus twenty degrees. That means
Speaker 1: why the threshold is twenty I think it's because they
Speaker 1: there's a safety factor in how long you can be
Speaker 1: exposed your skin can be exposed to that. And right
Speaker 1: now actually there in the true right which by the way,
Speaker 1: the Detroit closed their schools. Detroit, the temperature is four
Speaker 1: degrees with a real feel of minus six that is
Speaker 1: well higher than what the minus twenty degrees is. But
Speaker 1: they decided to cancel schools today. And I think that
Speaker 1: there's probably some reason behind that, and maybe it's the
Speaker 1: schools can't don't have the ability to heat as well
Speaker 1: as they can at minus six degrees rel feel.
Speaker 3: Or they have a lot of I feel like they
Speaker 3: have a lot of walkers as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is really a thing now that we have
Speaker 4: virtual stuff, Like do they make your kids do stuff?
Speaker 3: No, they know, No, that's nice. I thought that would
Speaker 3: be the case too, but no, they don't. They don't
Speaker 3: necessarily bring their computers home every day. So it's really
Speaker 3: not It's not.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, they got to keep on snow days. I
Speaker 1: agree what I mean, well, COVID. COVID ruined us with
Speaker 1: the virtual thing. You kids got to have a snow day.
Speaker 1: Snow day was one of the greatest, you know, things
Speaker 1: I've ever remembered as a kid.
Speaker 4: Enough. I was talking to Davida in the kitchen this morning.
Speaker 4: She was like, my kids are so sick of being home.
Speaker 4: When they heard they had a snow day today, they
Speaker 4: were upset. Like really, yeah, that's what she said. She
Speaker 4: said they had two days.
Speaker 2: Off house r.
Speaker 4: Two days off, two days off before and then yesterday
Speaker 4: off for Mlkday, and then today off and then they're
Speaker 4: probably gonna have Friday off.
Speaker 1: So it is kind of Truey, that's going to be
Speaker 1: the day as a kid, you want to like see
Speaker 1: your friends, you want to be with your friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love a good snow day. Snow days were great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, snow days, it's always every day is a snow day.
Speaker 1: And Kevin's uh in Kevin's life there because when Josiah's
Speaker 1: over at his house, that kid's never going to bed,
Speaker 1: even if he's got school.
Speaker 2: The next morning. I don't know what SOUNDM just signing
Speaker 2: with the bed this morning.
Speaker 3: Snow days are fun. No, snow days are fun. This weather, though,
Speaker 3: with the wind chill is that is not fun. Even
Speaker 3: if you have a snow day, you're not going outside
Speaker 3: to play with your friends.
Speaker 5: Just to have a day on a school rocking chill
Speaker 5: in the house, watch my favorite TV shows not wearing
Speaker 5: any pants.
Speaker 2: Sure, just to add that, that's what just says.
Speaker 5: You know what's crazy though, So when I wake up
Speaker 5: this morning, you're prepared to go to work, you know,
Speaker 5: give Joe a little kiss on his cheek, make.
Speaker 2: Sure you know I tell him goodby or whatever like that.
Speaker 5: I look on his iPad, which is like literally directly
Speaker 5: in front of his face. So he went to sleep
Speaker 5: watching something, this anime show. It was boobies in there.
Speaker 4: It was still on.
Speaker 5: Yes, now they weren't exposed, but that's literally the last
Speaker 5: like I walked in there, I moved a iPad and
Speaker 5: it's like, yeah, something about a rack, and like it
Speaker 5: showed the only thing in the scene was the girl.
Speaker 5: You say iraq or a rack, a rack like boobs.
Speaker 2: You have a conversation, but when I go back home,
Speaker 2: you don't replay that.
Speaker 5: I want to see what you full context of this
Speaker 5: anime is do you remember as a kid when you
Speaker 5: would stay up really late at night and that was
Speaker 5: when the cable stuff turned over to night? At my
Speaker 5: grandma's house used to a little my grandma form in it,
Speaker 5: and it was like, you know, she had her one
Speaker 5: TV in the main room where everyone was, and I
Speaker 5: used to sleep on the couch. The couch was like
Speaker 5: in the room right behind the main TV. So she
Speaker 5: would take some of the pillows and like build like
Speaker 5: a tower to where I couldn't see, but sometimes I
Speaker 5: could still see. So when they walked upstairs and everybody
Speaker 5: would to sleep, sometimes I'll wake up and like turn
Speaker 5: a TV on three o'clock in the morning. On BT
Speaker 5: they had bet Uncut and that's where they would show
Speaker 5: all the music videos that were dirty that they couldn't
Speaker 5: show on like one oh six apart.
Speaker 2: Your eyes are still so big that I.
Speaker 5: Could tell you that Nelly tip drill re took the
Speaker 5: credit card and sliced it down the girl booty.
Speaker 2: It was that video. And then it was what was
Speaker 2: the video?
Speaker 5: Luda?
Speaker 2: Chris had a video. I want to say it was
Speaker 2: a splash waterfalls. Oh my god, it was good.
Speaker 5: And then I remember remember on Comedy Central where he
Speaker 5: said the girl's gone wild for this. Oh yeah, And
Speaker 5: then don't even get me started on that, Dana.
Speaker 1: As a Detroit school teacher, what did you want to say?
Speaker 1: I said, we got the call that school was closed
Speaker 1: because so many of our students walk to school and
Speaker 1: it was gonna be too cold.
Speaker 3: But even if there was school.
Speaker 1: There wouldn't be enough an attendance for the day to
Speaker 1: count anyway. Oh wow, okay, interesting, So you guys are closed.
Speaker 1: You'll probably be closed again this week, right later this week,
Speaker 1: maybe even tomorrow again.
Speaker 2: You guys may not have school all week. Running out
Speaker 2: of days.
Speaker 4: I don't know, do y'all?
Speaker 5: Is it true that you guys have to make up
Speaker 5: the days so like you would normally get out, Let's
Speaker 5: say June thirteenth, for some arbitrary number, you attack on
Speaker 5: all those ex days.
Speaker 4: We can get a waiver from the state.
Speaker 5: We have before back in like twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: I think it was gonna be.
Speaker 3: Close for a whole week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you remember that we had that one year
Speaker 1: I was twenty fourteen where it was the what did
Speaker 1: they call it? They had a special name for it.
Speaker 2: It was the cold.
Speaker 1: It was the coldest time that we've ever had, and
Speaker 1: at that time, it was the year that they had
Speaker 1: to do that. And what they did was they took
Speaker 1: away some vacations, which I remember that was part of
Speaker 1: I'm of the school district's handling in that. So they
Speaker 1: took away like some teachers in service days. So hold
Speaker 1: on a second, Steve wants to go back to Kevin
Speaker 1: watching Dirty.
Speaker 2: What did you want to say, Steve? Okay, what's the
Speaker 2: enemy called? Man? People want to know? Say tomorrow, dirty
Speaker 2: bat