Speaker 1: Smo Joe in the Morning show.
Speaker 2: Uh, Shannon took the kids yesterday on a snow day
Speaker 2: to go to the mall and walk around the mall
Speaker 2: and Smith noticed something.
Speaker 3: I can't believe he's never noticed it before. Actually what
Speaker 3: was it?
Speaker 1: He noticed?
Speaker 3: He noticed Hayley Bieber in a bron panties in the
Speaker 3: Victoria's Secret window. His eyes lit up, and this child
Speaker 3: started squealing like I've never heard before. I was dying.
Speaker 3: He's eight, and he was like, Mom, Lucy.
Speaker 1: Look at her boobs? How are they allowed to show
Speaker 1: this at the mall?
Speaker 3: I mean he was just like We kept walking and
Speaker 3: he was just standing there like gilt take.
Speaker 1: A boo whoa.
Speaker 3: And it's funny because so we walked past the Victoria
Speaker 3: Secret and we walked toward the middle of the mall,
Speaker 3: and then the middle of the mall has a Soma,
Speaker 3: which is another like intimate store, and he go, I
Speaker 3: know where my new what my new two favorite stores are.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, talked about it the entire time we
Speaker 3: were at the mall. We went to Chick fil A
Speaker 3: eight lunch and he's like, Mom, do you think that
Speaker 3: we could walk past again? I mean, he was just
Speaker 3: he had the best afternoon ever. I mean, he's a natur.
Speaker 1: Old boy they always had. I don't know if he.
Speaker 3: Recognized that it was Hailey Bieber because he's got you know,
Speaker 3: Lucy likes road or whatever and knows who Haley Bieber
Speaker 3: is that, or if it was the Boobs. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. You know, you just noticed everything.
Speaker 2: When you're a kid that age, you notice mannequins, you know,
Speaker 2: you notice, like a good looking mannequin.
Speaker 1: It was. He was so loud.
Speaker 3: Everybody around us was laughing by the way in his reaction.
Speaker 2: They need to have better looking mannequins these days. I
Speaker 2: don't see enough good looking. Yes, we need some. So
Speaker 2: so this is interesting because this reminds me of like
Speaker 2: being a kid his age, and I remember it was
Speaker 2: the same store, victoria Secret, and then there was another
Speaker 2: we used to have in our mall, that store, and
Speaker 2: then Frederick's of Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Oh that was like the trashy lingerie for well, it
Speaker 3: was it was like Victoria's Secret was kind.
Speaker 2: Of girls Fredericks, but Fredericks was. You would walk by
Speaker 2: the Fredericks one and they would have like, what is it?
Speaker 1: What are they called?
Speaker 2: Where they where they had the straps that go down
Speaker 2: and stuff on the like the legs, don't they had
Speaker 2: they would have like the girl like the girl at
Speaker 2: Victoria's Secret would have like what looked like lingerie that
Speaker 2: you know your sister, your sister would wear, you know.
Speaker 2: And then you had the Fredericks one where you had
Speaker 2: the lingerie.
Speaker 3: That they had lots of straps.
Speaker 2: Secretary about a garters Yeah, a garter belt.
Speaker 1: I love the Smith. I just want to see in
Speaker 1: his eyes.
Speaker 2: And guess what, Smith full forever know where the Victoria's
Speaker 2: Secrets located, third floor, first first learn he will know
Speaker 2: exactly where it is because guess what now he has
Speaker 2: just put the mall map in his head of mall boobs.
Speaker 2: These are guys, Yeah, you know where, you know what,
Speaker 2: you know what's coming up next for you? Smith, What's
Speaker 2: coming up next for you is knowing exactly what level
Speaker 2: the women's close and the lingeris are at the Macy's. Well.
Speaker 1: I hope he's not that creepy, Shannon. You know what.
Speaker 1: This is good for him, This is this is healthy.
Speaker 2: This is healthy for a kid's sexuality to uh, to
Speaker 2: be able to like, you know, express himself of liking
Speaker 2: the old boobs.
Speaker 1: That's one of those ones.
Speaker 2: You know how you and Andrew will call each other
Speaker 2: when something big happens during the day, like, how my god,
Speaker 2: you're not gonna believe this, but you know someone's lost
Speaker 2: their tooth, or you know, Lucy had an unbelievable win
Speaker 2: a you know, uh Smith or you swim Smith saw
Speaker 2: wall boobs. You should have called him and said, that's
Speaker 2: a dad moment right there. His Josiah noticed mall boobs
Speaker 2: he has.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, I remember where I was when I first saw
Speaker 2: my reel boobs.
Speaker 1: We were leave me and my dad.
Speaker 2: We were leaving the Tigers game. I think he took
Speaker 2: Allion's game. Then he took me to see Jerry Rice
Speaker 2: and Tim Brown when they were on the Raiders and
Speaker 2: we were leaving the game and they were tailgating, and
Speaker 2: it was a nice white lady. It was two of
Speaker 2: them on top of a truck and the blind white
Speaker 2: lady pulled our joints out. Was like, my dad was like,
Speaker 2: bo that's my friend Joni. By the way, I want
Speaker 2: you to know that, Hey, I can see Jony doing
Speaker 2: eleven years old or something like that. That that is
Speaker 2: so great. The first man in real life. What did
Speaker 2: your dad do? Did he like turn your head and
Speaker 2: keep walking? We both enjoyed the show. I was probably
Speaker 2: like eleven or something like that. I think it was
Speaker 2: like eleven.
Speaker 1: See and this was just a picture. Yeah he was.
Speaker 3: I hope I'm with him the real life.
Speaker 1: We saw nipple last night of the game. Wait was
Speaker 1: she shown him?
Speaker 2: No, she had like a tight beat her on and
Speaker 2: at first they showed her and she was like, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, I can't believe it. And then it was
Speaker 2: like a hype moment and she had her arms that
Speaker 2: she was jumping up and down.
Speaker 1: You can just see him coming.
Speaker 3: She has to be so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't think she was. She should be
Speaker 2: celebrated at that game. My first live boob was Kathy Callendo.
Speaker 2: Oh double see this crazy names that he pulled Pat's
Speaker 2: best friend and Pat's best friend and Kathy Callendo. I
Speaker 2: walked in on her in the bathroom, walking out of
Speaker 2: the shower and she's just getting out and you know
Speaker 2: how you put your first foot out on the on
Speaker 2: the little towel mat that's out there, and she comes
Speaker 2: back out and she turns and looks and I see
Speaker 2: that I don't see like you know, bush or anything
Speaker 2: like that, because she had her leg kind of out
Speaker 2: there and she turns and looks like this, and she
Speaker 2: goes Tommy and I go, wow, sorry, and.
Speaker 1: She goes, It's okay. I swear to you.
Speaker 3: It was like something out of a movie.
Speaker 1: You're day. It was something out of a movie.
Speaker 2: And then I found out that my brother was like
Speaker 2: folling My brother Tony was fooling around with her or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 1: I was like that he gets everything.
Speaker 2: He gets first crack at the best steak that's on
Speaker 2: the plate, you know what I mean. And golly, so
Speaker 2: eight four four Mojoe Live. I'm trying to think of
Speaker 2: where we go with the topic on this one here.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised Zach didn't run in here to tell us
Speaker 2: about his first boobs. Yeah, come on in, Zach, tell
Speaker 2: us about your first boobs that you saw. But the
Speaker 2: mall was always one of the things Channon with even
Speaker 2: with my boys, like when we would do a Dad's
Speaker 2: day like where we would go walk around the mall.
Speaker 2: Joe was the little perv that was always wanting to
Speaker 2: go by Victoria's secret as a little kid, and it
Speaker 2: was it was so obvious.
Speaker 1: You know that. It was like can we go to
Speaker 1: foot locker and foot lockers? Like right next? What's going on, Zach?
Speaker 1: Where was your first boob?
Speaker 4: Okay, not just first boob, but also first thong. So
Speaker 4: you guys make fun of me for watching wrestling, but
Speaker 4: as a kid watching wrestling the hot females, oh my god,
Speaker 4: if you know, you know her name was Alita and
Speaker 4: she would wrestle with her thong out of her pants. Pop. Well, okay,
Speaker 4: there was a segment she did a live sex show
Speaker 4: on on air Chef's Kid.
Speaker 1: What do you mean a live sex show? How are
Speaker 1: you watching that as a kid?
Speaker 4: I was watching so Monday Night Raw Raw at nine
Speaker 4: a m. Or nine pm U s A. And they
Speaker 4: did it under the cover.
Speaker 2: Which amazing was legendary. Bro that was that's that's one
Speaker 2: of his you know, they need to bring that back.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying about. But if you know, you
Speaker 4: know that was my first boob. That amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's incredible stuff. See this for boys, this is big.
Speaker 2: So I mean need you to be more you know, excited.
Speaker 3: About uh oh, he was so very excited for himself.
Speaker 4: He didn't mean me the first time I saw another
Speaker 4: woman's boobs was when Janet was it Janet Jackson?
Speaker 1: It was like a super Bowl. Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4: I was super young and I was like, Oh, that's.
Speaker 1: What they look like.
Speaker 4: Well that doesn't count because there was like a pasty.
Speaker 4: But remember Pam Anderson's tape that came out that I've
Speaker 4: never seen.
Speaker 1: It was like in fourth grade when I first found that.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Next LimeWire.
Speaker 2: You did you ever watch or have you ever watched
Speaker 2: a rerun of the Baywatch on the slowing Down? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, Carmen Electra was legend honestly crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: Tommy and you are listening to the second biggest in
Speaker 1: America logo? What's going on?
Speaker 2: Ken?
Speaker 1: How you doing?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 4: Do any of you remember when dan Ning jets and
Speaker 4: Boom came out?
Speaker 2: At Anna just said that, but you must have been
Speaker 2: on hold with talking to uh Lydia. Yeah, Anna just
Speaker 2: said that. Yep, that was was that your first movie?
Speaker 5: That was my first time?
Speaker 2: What say you?
Speaker 4: I was I kind of was they shocked and I
Speaker 4: kind of looked at my mom and then she looked
Speaker 4: at me and I was like, oh, I.
Speaker 1: Love I love it. Hey, what's up? Steve? How you
Speaker 1: doing pretty good?
Speaker 4: How you doing moso good?
Speaker 1: Who is your first? Boom?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Back when I was in the third grade, you know,
Speaker 5: they hate you, said those fundraisers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: You running, you.
Speaker 2: Sell candy or something? Yeah, yeah, yes, or pizza.
Speaker 1: Kids.
Speaker 5: Lady opens the door, she must apartment of something.
Speaker 1: She justs her and goes, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Then the lady that you were selling to, did you
Speaker 2: buy anything from you?
Speaker 1: I think she was too embarrassed.
Speaker 4: You just closed the door.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine as a little kid selling, I'd be
Speaker 2: going back to that house all the time.
Speaker 1: Or Leicester? What's up?
Speaker 5: Good morning, y'all.
Speaker 1: Morning.
Speaker 5: Okay, my family has all big breasts. I'm a forty
Speaker 5: four triple d.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you know those are those aren't boobs, they're lying,
Speaker 2: they're lies.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: So my best friend was getting married and we were
Speaker 5: in the room. You know, her cousin is gay, and
Speaker 5: so when I took my dress off to put on
Speaker 5: the you know, the bridesmaid's dress, you saw my breast and.
Speaker 1: She jumped off the bed and did the split. Hilarious.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so great.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we want to turn this topic Lydia,
Speaker 1: that's a great one.
Speaker 2: But go ahead. One call on this one. Andrea, Hey,
Speaker 2: what's up.
Speaker 5: So I know you guys are talking about boobs, but
Speaker 5: I wanted to tell you about my first time seeing
Speaker 5: a man.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, one call on this one. Go ahead.
Speaker 5: So this when I was twelve years old at my
Speaker 5: brother's baseball game. It was summer. I was hot. So
Speaker 5: my mom and I are in the van and she's
Speaker 5: taken a little nap by the ac. I'm looking out
Speaker 5: the window and I see this guy peeaned.
Speaker 1: By the tree. Oh yeah, so oh, and I go mom, Mom.
Speaker 3: She's like what, I'm like, this guy's Pinched's like what
Speaker 3: it looked like?
Speaker 5: I go, hot dog with a hole in it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.