WEBVTT - Half Asleep Appointment Notification  

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<v Speaker 1>Is Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So Anna, you got kind of taken by surprise, so

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<v Speaker 2>to speak, with an appointment that you had.

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh? First off, do you notice anything different about you?

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<v Speaker 4>Are very fround, you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you are the Bronze Goddess.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it looks like I was just in Florida or.

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<v Speaker 2>Something, right, Yeah, without even half to flying there out.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>So I was half asleep earlier this week and I

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<v Speaker 5>had a thought come in my head, Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 5>I need to book a spray TND because I have

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<v Speaker 5>an event this weekend. So I get on my phone

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<v Speaker 5>and I book it. But again I was half asleep.

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<v Speaker 5>So then yesterday rolls around and we're about to leave

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<v Speaker 5>the show and I get a text, we look forward

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<v Speaker 5>to seeing you in one hour at the Bronze Beauty Bar,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm like, oh my god, I totally forgot that

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<v Speaker 5>I booked that appointment because I was half asleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>So then I had to rush around and get things together.

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<v Speaker 5>And then I realized I do this all the time

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<v Speaker 5>when I'm either rolling on Amazon and then the next

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<v Speaker 5>day I have a package show up and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>oh my gosh, I ordered that when I was half asleep.

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<v Speaker 3>So have y'all ever done anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Half a sleep type of thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, gosh, like something on someone's Instagram.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I'm always on my phone when I'm

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<v Speaker 3>laying in bed.

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<v Speaker 6>And for me, it's making plans with people, like I'll

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<v Speaker 6>go back through my text and like respond or reach

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<v Speaker 6>out to people and then be like, okay, we should you.

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<v Speaker 4>Know, go grab coffee here, go grab a drink or something,

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<v Speaker 4>and then they circle back and I'm like, when did

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<v Speaker 4>I see that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was nine the first half of his show.

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<v Speaker 1>Half asleep, the first half your.

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<v Speaker 4>Eyes are like half closed right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I necessarily do half asleep, but I

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<v Speaker 2>will find myself where like maybe I am half asleep

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<v Speaker 2>and I will look at somebody's text message and then

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<v Speaker 2>like days later, they'll go, you never responded, and I'm going,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I actually looked at it and I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't didn't make it so that its.

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<v Speaker 1>New or whatever however that does.

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<v Speaker 7>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>That's funny though, that you get those alerts, because those

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<v Speaker 1>alerts save my.

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<v Speaker 3>Ass all the time, to me my appointment, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Get those all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like nowadays If I make an appointment with anybody,

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<v Speaker 2>even a restaurant reservation, and it doesn't allow me to

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<v Speaker 2>put it on my Apple calendar, I feel like that

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<v Speaker 2>place is not reputable because I need to have it

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<v Speaker 2>automatically go to my Apple calendar. And it's so easy

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<v Speaker 2>when that happens. And I know that there are some

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<v Speaker 2>places that overly will text you, Like the place that

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<v Speaker 2>I go to for my beauty, you get Culture Culture

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<v Speaker 2>Collective that I go to.

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<v Speaker 1>You get sprays. No, I don't get spray tans. I

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<v Speaker 1>do get.

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<v Speaker 2>I go get like these facials and stuff from louren

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<v Speaker 2>b and Culture Creative Ding. But they are overly sending

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<v Speaker 2>me messages.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to tell some of the places, all right.

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<v Speaker 6>You emailed me to confirm, you texted me to confirm,

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<v Speaker 6>you called me to confirm, and you left me a voicemail.

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<v Speaker 4>I am, I promise you I'll be there.

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<v Speaker 2>Michigan Medicine does this too, University of Michigan Hospital. They

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<v Speaker 2>send you too many things, And honestly, at some points,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm getting the I'm going you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>you make me want to cancel my So I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like I'm getting spammed.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Michelle? How you doing Michelle? Michelle?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, that sounded like the secret sound whatever you

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<v Speaker 4>just did? What was it?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Michelle?

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<v Speaker 8>Am I Michelle?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you Michelle?

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<v Speaker 7>Or no? Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that not your name?

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<v Speaker 7>My name is not Michelle Prowby?

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<v Speaker 4>Get that.

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<v Speaker 1>I picked up the wrong line. What is your name?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me correct it?

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, Mojo, do you want to order McDonald's breakfast for me?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>But riddel mail please. Oh she's in the drive room.

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<v Speaker 1>What is your name? Actually, my name is Anna Hianna.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm ordering breakfast?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, no, that's fine. Do you girls?

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<v Speaker 5>Come on?

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<v Speaker 3>Get to it now.

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<v Speaker 4>She's messing around.

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<v Speaker 10>I like to fall asleep and I reposted like a

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<v Speaker 10>half naked picture of a woman at two thirty am.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, who was the woman?

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>I was half a sleep.

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<v Speaker 7>I was just scrolling.

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<v Speaker 3>You did it?

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<v Speaker 7>Family? The next morning, It's like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Could they tell that it was another person or did

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<v Speaker 2>they think it was you that that was the naked one?

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<v Speaker 8>No, it was me, like I hit repost on some Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>God, but did they did they notice right away that

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<v Speaker 2>the woman that you posted though, wasn't you?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank God?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh absolutely, yeah, that ain't me. That wasn't nothing like me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that ain't nothing like me? Because I e McDonald's

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<v Speaker 1>four days a week.

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<v Speaker 11>You know, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You take care of yourself. Appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>I I feel like sometimes the half asleep things though,

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<v Speaker 2>that will happen to you. Usually when you say I

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<v Speaker 2>was half asleep, nobody believes you have to sleep at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you send a text message or if you

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<v Speaker 2>send a story and our group text, I'm so sorry

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<v Speaker 2>I sent that half asleep?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bull crap. I don't think he no, yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>think you an excuse you were wide awake. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Mojoe in the morning? Hi? Hello, Yeah, who's.

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<v Speaker 5>This you hear me?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? This is this is Willy Willie. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like all our callers are half asleep today?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? But you got a story for us?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, not yet, not yet, soon thirty minutes

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<v Speaker 2>or thirty five minutes from now?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Madison, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

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<v Speaker 11>Hi, hime Ojoe?

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<v Speaker 8>How are you?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm struggling right now. I am actually half asleep. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't get in until late last night because my plane

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<v Speaker 2>was delayed. But what's happening?

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<v Speaker 9>Nothing? So I was calling on the topic with ordering

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<v Speaker 9>things half asleep. I did this Tuesday night this week

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<v Speaker 9>with a Target pickup order and completely forgot about it.

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<v Speaker 9>Woke up yesterday at like seven point thirty eight o'clock

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<v Speaker 9>got a text saying your Target pickup order is ready,

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<v Speaker 9>and had completely forgotten about it because I had ordered

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<v Speaker 9>it eleven thirty Tuesday night as I was falling asleep.

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<v Speaker 9>It was a bunch of Easter candy.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's a good pickup order.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to hope that you're you're gonna need that candy.

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<v Speaker 4>At eastil on it right now.

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<v Speaker 7>You.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, do you ever have it where you order something

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<v Speaker 2>at Target and you forget to pick it up like

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<v Speaker 2>we're and they will re have to reimburse you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they do, because I've had a couple of times where Madison,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll order Chelsea will say, hey, can you get like

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<v Speaker 2>laundry detergent and stuff, And so I'll order a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>to pick up at Target, and I'll go days and

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<v Speaker 2>not pick it up and then they'll finally alert me

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<v Speaker 2>that they had to put the money back in my

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<v Speaker 2>account afterwards, ALYSSA, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 9>Hi?

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<v Speaker 11>I was calling about people doing stuff. Have a wait,

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<v Speaker 11>it's not me but my mom. She I'll go down

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<v Speaker 11>and try to talk to her, and She'll be talking

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<v Speaker 11>to me full conversations. There was one time I was

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<v Speaker 11>telling her somebody messaging. I don't remember the context, but

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<v Speaker 11>she straight up told me, don't never wake me up

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<v Speaker 11>to tell me that again. So I never brought it up,

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<v Speaker 11>and it's not been a couple of years ago. So

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<v Speaker 11>then I think, like last week, I mentioned to her

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<v Speaker 11>again and she said, she doesn't remember telling you that.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's wild having full conversations with her. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's funny. I feel like that sometimes. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes we'll I'll lay on the couch, fall asleep, Chelsea

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<v Speaker 2>will be talking to me, and next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 2>she said, I'm out like a light. I think I've

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<v Speaker 2>been actually sleeping a lot longer than she thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I was. Yeah, Tiff, what's up? Tivity?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi? So it wasn't me, but it was my ex's mom.

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<v Speaker 7>She drove halfway awake, like in her apartment complex and

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<v Speaker 7>hit one of the industrial sized trash cans and came

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<v Speaker 7>home and told us about it. When she was tired

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<v Speaker 7>the next day, she kept with the story, somebody hit

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<v Speaker 7>my brand new car. I can't believe somebody hit it.

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<v Speaker 7>And she's stuck with it for about a month until

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<v Speaker 7>we told her we knew what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>And she sat so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, wow.

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<v Speaker 7>After multiple times what happened, I'm like, so, can you

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<v Speaker 7>tell me the story one more time? She was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>somebody hit me. I was like, it hit your bumper

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<v Speaker 7>that's pulled into your parking spot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's man's that's dangerous. That's very, very dangerous. But

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<v Speaker 2>just keep the story for the insurance company. What's up, Brianna.

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<v Speaker 11>So, my boyfriend, when he was half asleep, he accidentally

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<v Speaker 11>posted a photo of his poop.

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<v Speaker 4>To his Snapchat story.

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<v Speaker 7>He did not realize it until the next morning when

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<v Speaker 7>I woke up.

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<v Speaker 10>And was going through my stories and I.

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<v Speaker 11>Was like, Eric, do you realize that you posted it

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<v Speaker 11>this year snapchat story?

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<v Speaker 4>And he's like, what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't look. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>He was concerned with how it looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 11>He has seven messages from seven different people that were like,

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<v Speaker 11>are you okay, like you know you posted this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll fall asleep sometimes with my phone in my hand,

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<v Speaker 2>and I worry that if I hit a button, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>facetiming somebody and next thing, you know, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like they're able to watch you or see

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<v Speaker 2>you doing what you're doing sleeping.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up, Catherine.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, So first, I do the craziest thing when I'm

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<v Speaker 10>half asleep. So I swear I'm narcoleptic, but I will

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<v Speaker 10>get up in the middle of the night and start

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<v Speaker 10>doing my makeup like I'm getting ready for work.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, whoa.

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<v Speaker 10>Or I will text people and I'll read the text.

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<v Speaker 10>I'll remember reading the text, but when I respond, it's

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<v Speaker 10>a bunch of just crazy craziness.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh man, so crazy to me.

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<v Speaker 10>It's a full on makeup, like a whole line, and

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<v Speaker 10>I'm doing it correctly. But I'm still sleeping.

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<v Speaker 4>So you just wake up with a full face and makeup.

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<v Speaker 10>Yes, Sometimes I'll wake up and I'll be standing in

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<v Speaker 10>the bathroom like wake I'll wake up while I'm standing

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<v Speaker 10>in the bathroom like what is going on? And my

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<v Speaker 10>husband will come in like, hey, come back to bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he ever have conversations with you not realizing you

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<v Speaker 2>are asleep.

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<v Speaker 10>No, he does it on purpose, he does, he will,

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<v Speaker 10>he does. He'll ask me the craziest things and I'll

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<v Speaker 10>respond and he'll tell me, like, do you remember when

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<v Speaker 10>you told me about your ex boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>Will you?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you ever wake up in the morning and have

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<v Speaker 2>like your bed sheets full of makeup?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 10>No, because then when I go to sleep, I don't

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<v Speaker 10>move at all.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't come off.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, no, no.

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<v Speaker 10>But I'll have like my eyeliner in my hands sometimes

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<v Speaker 10>and yeah, wow, it's wild.

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<v Speaker 8>And I've told my.

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<v Speaker 10>Doctor and he's like, oh, you're fine, that's not normal, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, this is a wild text. This is three one three.

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<v Speaker 2>It says, is ordering when you're sleeping one of these ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I grub hub and wake up the next day with

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<v Speaker 2>it at my door. I don't believe it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's actually happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh absolutely, you're asleep, you're well, you're drunk, you're probably

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<v Speaker 1>but half a seer stone.

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<v Speaker 4>Really great?

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<v Speaker 1>What did happened to you? Robin?

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<v Speaker 8>So I've gotten up in half a sleep and gotten

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<v Speaker 8>all my kids ready for school.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh you're looking at me like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 8>It's school.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go my mom, what's four o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I've had robin.

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<v Speaker 2>I've done that where I've woken up at four in

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<v Speaker 2>the afternoon thinking it was four o'clock in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>and getting up for work. Yeah, and then you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, this is great. Yeah, but you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>why is it so light outside?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Laney, what's up? High?

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<v Speaker 7>Hi?

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<v Speaker 8>First time? Long time?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do? Have a sleep?

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<v Speaker 8>I was scrolling in the basketb on my phone and

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<v Speaker 8>we bought a cottage up north.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, what on the phone? Like, you purchased

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<v Speaker 1>it on the phone?

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<v Speaker 8>Nope, I I hit interested. The girl called me the

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<v Speaker 8>next morning or text me the next morning asked me,

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<v Speaker 8>are you still interested in I'm like, holy crap.

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<v Speaker 10>What did I do?

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<v Speaker 8>I looked. I'm like, well, yeah, let's go look at it?

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<v Speaker 5>And we bought it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, that's a great story.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually not so much, Laney. You fell asleep in the bathtub.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Whitney with my phone? Oh my god, you better

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<v Speaker 1>be careful. You're going to end up like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the greatest female singers of all time. Whitn't you? Houston?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my good? I listen every single morning, every morning,

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<v Speaker 8>and I love your show.

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<v Speaker 5>We love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Laney, take

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<v Speaker 1>care of You're welcome.