Speaker 1: Is Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 2: So Anna, you got kind of taken by surprise, so
Speaker 2: to speak, with an appointment that you had.
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 3: Uh huh? First off, do you notice anything different about you?
Speaker 4: Are very fround, you don't.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you are the Bronze Goddess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like I was just in Florida or.
Speaker 2: Something, right, Yeah, without even half to flying there out.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: So I was half asleep earlier this week and I
Speaker 5: had a thought come in my head, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 5: I need to book a spray TND because I have
Speaker 5: an event this weekend. So I get on my phone
Speaker 5: and I book it. But again I was half asleep.
Speaker 5: So then yesterday rolls around and we're about to leave
Speaker 5: the show and I get a text, we look forward
Speaker 5: to seeing you in one hour at the Bronze Beauty Bar,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, oh my god, I totally forgot that
Speaker 5: I booked that appointment because I was half asleep.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So then I had to rush around and get things together.
Speaker 5: And then I realized I do this all the time
Speaker 5: when I'm either rolling on Amazon and then the next
Speaker 5: day I have a package show up and I'm like,
Speaker 5: oh my gosh, I ordered that when I was half asleep.
Speaker 3: So have y'all ever done anything.
Speaker 1: Half a sleep type of thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah, gosh, like something on someone's Instagram.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm always on my phone when I'm
Speaker 3: laying in bed.
Speaker 6: And for me, it's making plans with people, like I'll
Speaker 6: go back through my text and like respond or reach
Speaker 6: out to people and then be like, okay, we should you.
Speaker 4: Know, go grab coffee here, go grab a drink or something,
Speaker 4: and then they circle back and I'm like, when did
Speaker 4: I see that?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was nine the first half of his show.
Speaker 1: Half asleep, the first half your.
Speaker 4: Eyes are like half closed right now.
Speaker 2: I don't think I necessarily do half asleep, but I
Speaker 2: will find myself where like maybe I am half asleep
Speaker 2: and I will look at somebody's text message and then
Speaker 2: like days later, they'll go, you never responded, and I'm going,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I actually looked at it and I
Speaker 2: didn't didn't make it so that its.
Speaker 1: New or whatever however that does.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: That's funny though, that you get those alerts, because those
Speaker 1: alerts save my.
Speaker 3: Ass all the time, to me my appointment, I.
Speaker 1: Get those all the time.
Speaker 2: I feel like nowadays If I make an appointment with anybody,
Speaker 2: even a restaurant reservation, and it doesn't allow me to
Speaker 2: put it on my Apple calendar, I feel like that
Speaker 2: place is not reputable because I need to have it
Speaker 2: automatically go to my Apple calendar. And it's so easy
Speaker 2: when that happens. And I know that there are some
Speaker 2: places that overly will text you, Like the place that
Speaker 2: I go to for my beauty, you get Culture Culture
Speaker 2: Collective that I go to.
Speaker 1: You get sprays. No, I don't get spray tans. I
Speaker 1: do get.
Speaker 2: I go get like these facials and stuff from louren
Speaker 2: b and Culture Creative Ding. But they are overly sending
Speaker 2: me messages.
Speaker 1: But I don't like it.
Speaker 4: I have to tell some of the places, all right.
Speaker 6: You emailed me to confirm, you texted me to confirm,
Speaker 6: you called me to confirm, and you left me a voicemail.
Speaker 4: I am, I promise you I'll be there.
Speaker 2: Michigan Medicine does this too, University of Michigan Hospital. They
Speaker 2: send you too many things, And honestly, at some points,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm getting the I'm going you know what,
Speaker 2: you make me want to cancel my So I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm getting spammed.
Speaker 1: What's up, Michelle? How you doing Michelle? Michelle?
Speaker 4: Oh no, that sounded like the secret sound whatever you
Speaker 4: just did? What was it?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Michelle?
Speaker 8: Am I Michelle?
Speaker 1: Are you Michelle?
Speaker 7: Or no? Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that not your name?
Speaker 7: My name is not Michelle Prowby?
Speaker 4: Get that.
Speaker 1: I picked up the wrong line. What is your name?
Speaker 1: Let me correct it?
Speaker 9: Hey, Mojo, do you want to order McDonald's breakfast for me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But riddel mail please. Oh she's in the drive room.
Speaker 1: What is your name? Actually, my name is Anna Hianna.
Speaker 1: What's going on? What's happening?
Speaker 8: I'm ordering breakfast?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, no, that's fine. Do you girls?
Speaker 5: Come on?
Speaker 3: Get to it now.
Speaker 4: She's messing around.
Speaker 10: I like to fall asleep and I reposted like a
Speaker 10: half naked picture of a woman at two thirty am.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, who was the woman?
Speaker 7: Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 8: I was half a sleep.
Speaker 7: I was just scrolling.
Speaker 3: You did it?
Speaker 7: Family? The next morning, It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Could they tell that it was another person or did
Speaker 2: they think it was you that that was the naked one?
Speaker 8: No, it was me, like I hit repost on some Oh.
Speaker 2: God, but did they did they notice right away that
Speaker 2: the woman that you posted though, wasn't you?
Speaker 4: Thank God?
Speaker 7: Oh absolutely, yeah, that ain't me. That wasn't nothing like me.
Speaker 1: Yes, that ain't nothing like me? Because I e McDonald's
Speaker 1: four days a week.
Speaker 11: You know, good morning.
Speaker 1: You take care of yourself. Appreciate it.
Speaker 2: I I feel like sometimes the half asleep things though,
Speaker 2: that will happen to you. Usually when you say I
Speaker 2: was half asleep, nobody believes you have to sleep at all.
Speaker 2: Like if you send a text message or if you
Speaker 2: send a story and our group text, I'm so sorry
Speaker 2: I sent that half asleep?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bull crap. I don't think he no, yes, I
Speaker 1: think you an excuse you were wide awake. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Mojoe in the morning? Hi? Hello, Yeah, who's.
Speaker 5: This you hear me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? This is this is Willy Willie. What's going on?
Speaker 1: I feel like all our callers are half asleep today?
Speaker 1: What's going on? But you got a story for us?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, not yet, not yet, soon thirty minutes
Speaker 2: or thirty five minutes from now?
Speaker 1: Okay, Madison, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.
Speaker 11: Hi, hime Ojoe?
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 2: I'm struggling right now. I am actually half asleep. I
Speaker 2: didn't get in until late last night because my plane
Speaker 2: was delayed. But what's happening?
Speaker 9: Nothing? So I was calling on the topic with ordering
Speaker 9: things half asleep. I did this Tuesday night this week
Speaker 9: with a Target pickup order and completely forgot about it.
Speaker 9: Woke up yesterday at like seven point thirty eight o'clock
Speaker 9: got a text saying your Target pickup order is ready,
Speaker 9: and had completely forgotten about it because I had ordered
Speaker 9: it eleven thirty Tuesday night as I was falling asleep.
Speaker 9: It was a bunch of Easter candy.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good pickup order.
Speaker 1: You got to hope that you're you're gonna need that candy.
Speaker 4: At eastil on it right now.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 2: Hey, do you ever have it where you order something
Speaker 2: at Target and you forget to pick it up like
Speaker 2: we're and they will re have to reimburse you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they do, because I've had a couple of times where Madison,
Speaker 2: I'll order Chelsea will say, hey, can you get like
Speaker 2: laundry detergent and stuff, And so I'll order a bunch
Speaker 2: to pick up at Target, and I'll go days and
Speaker 2: not pick it up and then they'll finally alert me
Speaker 2: that they had to put the money back in my
Speaker 2: account afterwards, ALYSSA, what's going on?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 11: I was calling about people doing stuff. Have a wait,
Speaker 11: it's not me but my mom. She I'll go down
Speaker 11: and try to talk to her, and She'll be talking
Speaker 11: to me full conversations. There was one time I was
Speaker 11: telling her somebody messaging. I don't remember the context, but
Speaker 11: she straight up told me, don't never wake me up
Speaker 11: to tell me that again. So I never brought it up,
Speaker 11: and it's not been a couple of years ago. So
Speaker 11: then I think, like last week, I mentioned to her
Speaker 11: again and she said, she doesn't remember telling you that.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's wild having full conversations with her. You know,
Speaker 2: it's funny. I feel like that sometimes. I feel like
Speaker 2: sometimes we'll I'll lay on the couch, fall asleep, Chelsea
Speaker 2: will be talking to me, and next thing you know,
Speaker 2: she said, I'm out like a light. I think I've
Speaker 2: been actually sleeping a lot longer than she thought.
Speaker 1: I was. Yeah, Tiff, what's up? Tivity?
Speaker 7: Hi? So it wasn't me, but it was my ex's mom.
Speaker 7: She drove halfway awake, like in her apartment complex and
Speaker 7: hit one of the industrial sized trash cans and came
Speaker 7: home and told us about it. When she was tired
Speaker 7: the next day, she kept with the story, somebody hit
Speaker 7: my brand new car. I can't believe somebody hit it.
Speaker 7: And she's stuck with it for about a month until
Speaker 7: we told her we knew what happened.
Speaker 4: And she sat so embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 7: After multiple times what happened, I'm like, so, can you
Speaker 7: tell me the story one more time? She was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: somebody hit me. I was like, it hit your bumper
Speaker 7: that's pulled into your parking spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's man's that's dangerous. That's very, very dangerous. But
Speaker 2: just keep the story for the insurance company. What's up, Brianna.
Speaker 11: So, my boyfriend, when he was half asleep, he accidentally
Speaker 11: posted a photo of his poop.
Speaker 4: To his Snapchat story.
Speaker 7: He did not realize it until the next morning when
Speaker 7: I woke up.
Speaker 10: And was going through my stories and I.
Speaker 11: Was like, Eric, do you realize that you posted it
Speaker 11: this year snapchat story?
Speaker 4: And he's like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't look. Yeah.
Speaker 4: He was concerned with how it looks.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11: He has seven messages from seven different people that were like,
Speaker 11: are you okay, like you know you posted this.
Speaker 2: I'll fall asleep sometimes with my phone in my hand,
Speaker 2: and I worry that if I hit a button, I'm
Speaker 2: facetiming somebody and next thing, you know, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, like they're able to watch you or see
Speaker 2: you doing what you're doing sleeping.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: What's up, Catherine.
Speaker 10: Hey, So first, I do the craziest thing when I'm
Speaker 10: half asleep. So I swear I'm narcoleptic, but I will
Speaker 10: get up in the middle of the night and start
Speaker 10: doing my makeup like I'm getting ready for work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 10: Or I will text people and I'll read the text.
Speaker 10: I'll remember reading the text, but when I respond, it's
Speaker 10: a bunch of just crazy craziness.
Speaker 6: Oh man, so crazy to me.
Speaker 10: It's a full on makeup, like a whole line, and
Speaker 10: I'm doing it correctly. But I'm still sleeping.
Speaker 4: So you just wake up with a full face and makeup.
Speaker 10: Yes, Sometimes I'll wake up and I'll be standing in
Speaker 10: the bathroom like wake I'll wake up while I'm standing
Speaker 10: in the bathroom like what is going on? And my
Speaker 10: husband will come in like, hey, come back to bed.
Speaker 2: Does he ever have conversations with you not realizing you
Speaker 2: are asleep.
Speaker 10: No, he does it on purpose, he does, he will,
Speaker 10: he does. He'll ask me the craziest things and I'll
Speaker 10: respond and he'll tell me, like, do you remember when
Speaker 10: you told me about your ex boyfriend?
Speaker 1: Will you?
Speaker 2: Will you ever wake up in the morning and have
Speaker 2: like your bed sheets full of makeup?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 10: No, because then when I go to sleep, I don't
Speaker 10: move at all.
Speaker 1: It doesn't come off.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 10: But I'll have like my eyeliner in my hands sometimes
Speaker 10: and yeah, wow, it's wild.
Speaker 8: And I've told my.
Speaker 10: Doctor and he's like, oh, you're fine, that's not normal, sir.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is a wild text. This is three one three.
Speaker 2: It says, is ordering when you're sleeping one of these ones.
Speaker 2: I grub hub and wake up the next day with
Speaker 2: it at my door. I don't believe it.
Speaker 4: That's actually happened to me.
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, you're asleep, you're well, you're drunk, you're probably
Speaker 1: but half a seer stone.
Speaker 4: Really great?
Speaker 1: What did happened to you? Robin?
Speaker 8: So I've gotten up in half a sleep and gotten
Speaker 8: all my kids ready for school.
Speaker 7: Oh you're looking at me like, what are you doing?
Speaker 8: It's school.
Speaker 1: Let's go my mom, what's four o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1: I've had robin.
Speaker 2: I've done that where I've woken up at four in
Speaker 2: the afternoon thinking it was four o'clock in the morning
Speaker 2: and getting up for work. Yeah, and then you're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, this is great. Yeah, but you're like,
Speaker 2: why is it so light outside?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Laney, what's up? High?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 8: First time? Long time?
Speaker 1: What did you do? Have a sleep?
Speaker 8: I was scrolling in the basketb on my phone and
Speaker 8: we bought a cottage up north.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what on the phone? Like, you purchased
Speaker 1: it on the phone?
Speaker 8: Nope, I I hit interested. The girl called me the
Speaker 8: next morning or text me the next morning asked me,
Speaker 8: are you still interested in I'm like, holy crap.
Speaker 10: What did I do?
Speaker 8: I looked. I'm like, well, yeah, let's go look at it?
Speaker 5: And we bought it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's a great story.
Speaker 1: Actually not so much, Laney. You fell asleep in the bathtub.
Speaker 1: Oh Whitney with my phone? Oh my god, you better
Speaker 1: be careful. You're going to end up like one of
Speaker 1: the greatest female singers of all time. Whitn't you? Houston?
Speaker 8: Oh my good? I listen every single morning, every morning,
Speaker 8: and I love your show.
Speaker 5: We love you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the call. I appreciate you. Laney, take
Speaker 1: care of You're welcome.