WEBVTT - 7am Hour - Ostriching 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:00.480 I come. 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.280 Here's the Dave Ryan Show on the radio on the 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:08.119 iHeartRadio app and watch on YouTube from d w B. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.600 Happy Toilet Day. It's World Toilet Day. I mean, what 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:15.160 a great adventure and an invention. Everybody has a toilet story. 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:17.160 Yours was you got your toilet ripped out of your 0:00:17.160 --> 0:00:18.200 home about a year ago. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:20.000 It was this past summer. 0:00:20.079 --> 0:00:22.400 Okay, they tore the toilet out because they said the 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:23.960 pipes were all clogged, and they were like, what have 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:25.919 been flushed down these pipes? And I said, nothing but 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:28.200 the normal stuff. And I didn't have a toilet for 0:00:28.240 --> 0:00:28.920 four days. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:29.600 Four days. 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:32.920 Amper that poor buckets, I guess. So yeah, for me, 0:00:33.200 --> 0:00:35.000 I think it ready as a toilet story. Mine is 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:37.320 that there was a certain kid in my house and 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:40.400 I won't name who she was, but she her toilet 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:42.320 would get clogged all the time. So we got a 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:46.720 Toto toilet which flushes. They do a test ball and 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:48.760 it's like the size of a grapefruit, so you can 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:52.440 flush like a grapefruit down the toilet doesn't clog anymore. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:54.400 So I have a toilet story. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.120 I think once when I was doing the night show here, 0:00:56.200 --> 0:00:59.080 I transparently clogged the toilet and almost. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:00.800 Had to go get the the custodian, the. 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:04.400 Embarrassing, so embarrassing, embarrassing. A couple of things going on. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:08.360 First of all, we all remember one teacher who made 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:11.560 a difference, who believed in us challenges or just made 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:14.039 us made learning fun. 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We're all 0:01:51.560 --> 0:01:53.440 going to judge this guy that you went on a 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:57.520 date with, so feel free to tell us all about 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:03.800 the date. Good morning, Kendra, Good what happened? What's going on? 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:05.520 I mean, First of all, you had a date, good news, 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.840 but then it turned south? What went What went wrong? 0:02:08.520 --> 0:02:08.720 Yeah? 0:02:08.800 --> 0:02:11.440 I hadn't. He picked me up and I was excited. 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:17.080 But he had a police scanner in this car. Oh, 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:19.880 I thought, I mean, I thought it was kind of weird. 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:21.600 We were going out to dinner. We're gonna go to 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:26.160 Red Cow. Yeah, and the entire way, like the radio 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.240 is like just going off, Like all I could hear 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:32.360 is like like ten eight nine, sixteen twenty four and 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:32.720 all all. 0:02:32.720 --> 0:02:36.440 The all these police calls yeah, sixteen twenty four. 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:37.480 Yeah. 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:40.840 And then like anytime I tried to talk to him 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:42.840 about something, like, he kept it really brief because he 0:02:42.919 --> 0:02:44.440 was really invested in this. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:47.600 Please. It's just weird that he even has it in 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:47.919 this car. 0:02:47.960 --> 0:02:49.680 I didn't know you could take the police scanner out 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:50.960 of like a police vehicle. 0:02:52.800 --> 0:02:53.000 Yeah. 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:53.480 Wow. 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:57.160 I beast buy or online and by a police scanner 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:00.840 RADEO shack ye back of the day radiotextion. He's got 0:03:00.880 --> 0:03:02.800 it mounted under his dash, I'm going to guess, and 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:07.480 he's like listening to the police scanner. So how the 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:08.959 rest of the date go? Once you got down to 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:11.200 Red Cow, it was. 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:14.000 Fine, Like we did trivia. So it wasn't a whole 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:19.360 lot of conversation, but like it wasn't bad conversation. And 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:21.600 then we got back in the car for the ride home. 0:03:22.600 --> 0:03:26.000 He like was right back on that police scanner, like 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:30.040 listening intently, and he I tried to say something to 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:31.359 him and he shushed me. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:35.720 Oh no, yeah, and he's like, old, there's a ten 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.760 twenty nine over on blah blah blah, yeah. 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:39.320 And he's trying. 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:41.120 I can picture him reaching down to turn it up 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:42.960 while you're trying to talk about, you know, the night 0:03:43.040 --> 0:03:44.080 or the pizza or whatever. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:45.480 So what are you doing this week? 0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:47.320 Right, You're trying to go back to his house and 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.120 he's like, no, no, no, hold on, wait, it's a missing person. 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:50.600 Yeah. 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.440 Is that a one and done date for you then? Kendra? 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:55.480 Yeah, it was just. 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:57.360 Like weird, and I like, I just want to let 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.480 you guys know what's going on, because I didn't know 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.160 that you could have it in your car, like I 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:03.200 know of like some old people that have it in 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:05.120 their house, which is fine. 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:06.119 Some old people, no idea. 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.080 Yeah, I had I had a girlfriend whose parents a 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:10.240 long time ago had a police scanner in their house. 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:12.760 It's like, what are you listening for? I still don't 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:13.680 know why, right. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:16.400 I had a friend who had it wasn't like a 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.040 police scanner, but she had a thing in her car 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.280 where it would bleep it go like if you were 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:23.240 near a police officer, so like if you were speeding 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:24.039 you could slow down. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:25.400 You mean a radar detective. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:28.800 Yeah, radar detector, that's what she had, but not a 0:04:29.000 --> 0:04:31.480 not a police scanner. Like I can only imagine, like 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:33.640 I mean my brain. If I was sitting in the 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:35.359 car and I heard the police scanner going off and 0:04:35.360 --> 0:04:37.960 he would shush me so you could listen to it, I'd. 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.640 Be like, are you on the run? How does one 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:41.240 get into this? 0:04:41.279 --> 0:04:42.760 Because I didn't know you could just buy these, So 0:04:42.800 --> 0:04:44.640 my assumption was this guy was a cop and he 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.080 just took the raid the scanner into his car. 0:04:48.760 --> 0:04:49.680 I have no idea. 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:51.479 It's kind of like a It's probably like a hobby, like, 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.840 oh man, I got a listen to the police scanner hobby, 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.479 like some of us will scroll on Instagram over and 0:04:56.520 --> 0:04:58.080 over and over, and he just can't get enough of 0:04:58.120 --> 0:05:01.920 his police scanner. There's probably a guy listening right now, 0:05:02.040 --> 0:05:04.400 or somebody listening whose dad does the same thing and 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:07.640 it's like, there's a ten twenty nine over in Cottage Grove. 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:09.120 We gotta check it out. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:12.080 Wow, soot man, he like listens to it as white 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.440 noise to fall asleep, Like there's just so many questions. 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:17.400 Doesn't seem that entertaining. It is bizarre. 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.840 Well, Kendra, good luck on your next date, and thanks 0:05:19.839 --> 0:05:22.960 for telling us your story. Thank thank you. You have 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.040 a weird date or anything the bizarre happened to you, 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:28.440 Please let us know we love this stuff. Send an 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:31.800 email to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com. 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Gets in the car. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:12.920 He's got the police scanner on which somebody called from 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:15.480 law enforcement said it's illegal to have them in your car. 0:07:16.320 --> 0:07:18.160 She said, you can buy them, but they're illegal to 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.440 have in your car. Yeah, I didn't know that, not 0:07:20.680 --> 0:07:22.560 that at all. And the entire time they're driving to 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:25.119 the date they're going to where they go pizza Okay, 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:28.800 red Cow, and the whole way there, he's listening to 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.200 the scanner, not really paying any attention to her. On 0:07:31.240 --> 0:07:34.160 the way home. Date was fine. They come home and 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:37.440 he like shushed her while they were listening to scanner. 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:39.720 She's like, I'm done. I got a text a bunch 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:41.960 of text messages from people who also listen to scanners. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.280 But here's my favorite. I'm a twenty nine year old 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.480 woman and every time I hear sirens close by, I 0:07:47.600 --> 0:07:50.240 tune into my police scanner app. But if it's juicy enough, 0:07:50.280 --> 0:07:53.560 I'll drive to the crime scene to scope things out. 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:57.240 Wow, which is so funny. I mean, like, hey, if 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.240 you've got time on your hands. 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:01.280 But just like just to be a bystander. 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:02.920 I think it's because it is like a hobby, like 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:04.920 Dave was saying, maybe this is his hobby, is just 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.520 listening to the police scanner. But you take it one 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.280 step further, listen to police scanner and go check it out. 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:15.200 I mean I hobbies. Here's another one. I am super 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:18.120 interested in police scanners. I like being nosy. Where do 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.200 I need to go for a good show? Who do 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:22.160 I need to follow for a good show. It's innocent 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:25.120 and nosy for me at least. Another one. My grandma 0:08:25.200 --> 0:08:27.960 would listen to her police scanner for hours. She would 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:32.160 tell us what's going on in Scannerland. Okay, I guess 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:32.679 it's a thing. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:34.880 Someone did say. This is something I probably would have done. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.200 If I was on a date with a guy and 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:38.120 he did that to me, I would say, we have 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.719 to leave the area. Now they're on to me. I 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:42.520 would just be like, Oh, you're gonna hear something that 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:44.480 you don't want to hear about that woman you're setting 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:45.679 across from right. 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.840 Okay, So police scanners are a thing. Don't have them 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.640 in your car, it's illegal. Let's give away some wild 0:08:51.720 --> 0:08:57.160 tickets right now on katiebb Wild Take on the Hurricanes. 0:08:57.640 --> 0:09:00.600 Is it to It's tonight at the g Spot Grand 0:09:00.640 --> 0:09:02.920 Casino Arena, tickets are on sale now, but you can 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.400 win yours right now. On KTWB, we're playing a little 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:09.000 game called Am I Close? Now, everybody knows how this 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:11.440 game works, even if you've never heard of it before. 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:13.920 Remember when you were in middle school and your teacher 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:17.679 would write something about why. You'd say, write a short 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:22.080 little essay, why was Benjamin Franklin important to the development 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.160 of the United States? And you're going, oh God, I 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:28.960 don't know, So you would write something that would come close, 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.520 hoping the teacher would look at it and go, all right, 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:36.679 she's close enough. So you're gonna get a question, and 0:09:36.720 --> 0:09:39.319 you're gonna have to call in at sixty five one 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:42.000 nine eight nine KDB go to the game tonight. We'll 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:44.120 give you a question, you give us your answer, and 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:45.520 at the end you have to say, am I close? 0:09:45.559 --> 0:09:47.920 And Bailey will be the judge whether you're close or not. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:49.160 I'll give you an example here we go. 0:09:49.240 --> 0:09:53.280 Okay, David, how did turkey become a Thanksgiving tradition? 0:09:54.000 --> 0:09:58.880 Turkey became a Thanksgiving tradition because back in the eighteen hundreds, 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:02.720 that was a very typical meal. It was a widely farmed, 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:07.120 easy to grow, and affordable meal, So a lot of 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.920 the time people would have turkey on a special occasion. 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:16.120 And also there is some history involved because people used 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:19.439 to think that the Pilgrims had turkey on the first Thanksgiving, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.640 which they did not. They had a lot of maize 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:24.360 m ai z, which was a native term for corn. 0:10:25.320 --> 0:10:28.080 But they also they would have it because it was 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.640 seen as a traditional meal. 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:33.720 Am I close? Yes, you are close. 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:35.720 You kind of got off the beaten path there, but 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:39.000 you had it pretty much spot on right at the beginning. 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:40.760 The only thing you didn't do is name you know, 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:41.360 a couple. 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:44.240 Of historic figures like Sarah Josepha Hale. 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:45.559 I can't believe you missed out on her. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.640 Yeah. Yeah, she's the one who promoted turkey as the 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:49.880 Thanksgiving feast. 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:53.360 So other than that, you were you got it. Good job. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:54.920 Did it get this century right? 0:10:54.960 --> 0:10:58.600 In the eighteen hundred eighteen sixty three, Yeah, in that 0:10:58.679 --> 0:11:01.440 time period, they became very popular. 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.160 If you were a teacher, you would have probably given 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:04.560 me partial credit on that one. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:07.840 Yeah, I would have given you like eighty percent credit. Okay, man, Molly, 0:11:07.920 --> 0:11:10.280 you're up next. Do you remember middle school? Right, Molly? 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:11.520 Yes? 0:11:11.600 --> 0:11:12.400 Actually I do. 0:11:12.600 --> 0:11:14.480 Okay, good I'm glad you do. And if the teacher 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.120 said something like tell us why Benjamin Franklin was an 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:20.200 important figure in American history? You didn't study, did you. No, 0:11:20.240 --> 0:11:22.200 of course you didn't, so you would be as your 0:11:22.240 --> 0:11:25.080 way through it, hoping if you said enough, the teacher 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.920 might go, all right, Molly, she's close enough. 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:28.480 Molly. 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:30.760 You can win wild tickets for the game tonight versus 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:34.520 the Hurricanes if you come close enough on this question. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:36.920 So, Molly, once I tell you what you're gonna say, 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:38.480 you just got to say, am I close at the end? 0:11:38.520 --> 0:11:43.640 Okay, okay, cool? Tell me about the first Thanksgiving. 0:11:46.000 --> 0:11:50.400 The very first Thanksgiving had a whole ladder set out 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:55.360 for all of the people, the Pilgrims and the Indians 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:56.240 to come. 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:02.520 On Thursday, keep going, going, Yet what they have on 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:03.160 the dinner table? 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:07.800 They had turkey and stuffing and potatoes and gravy and 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:11.480 the famous green bean cast are all and corn and 0:12:11.559 --> 0:12:13.200 pumpkin pie. 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:21.400 And not really no, no, no, you're really not no. 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:24.080 But I really liked the commitment to the foods that 0:12:24.120 --> 0:12:25.920 were served on the table, even though zero. 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:33.679 Oh, Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly, Molly, I'm sorry, you're not 0:12:33.760 --> 0:12:35.440 close enough, but that was a fun attempt. 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:37.480 Have a better day, Molly. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:42.640 Okay, by now, if you're a BS artist, it will 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:46.720 really help you if you BS your way through this one. 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.680 Molly's too honest of a person. She's not a BS or. 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:51.720 Molly's probably one of these people who tells it things 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:52.520 straight to your face. 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.480 So you can learn from Molly and maybe take some 0:12:54.559 --> 0:12:56.040 of her answer, but not most of. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.080 It because that was wrong. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:00.000 Are you gonna get the same question? Okay, Lana or 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.960 or Lana Lana? 0:13:03.120 --> 0:13:03.440 Lana? 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:10.600 Hi, Lana, are you with me? Uh oh oh, we'll 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:13.040 take that. Hi, Mona, how are you good? 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:13.520 Good? 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:14.559 Okay? 0:13:14.679 --> 0:13:17.480 You remember middle school busking your way through an essay question. 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.680 That's what you're gonna do. Right now, here comes your 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:21.600 question at the end of it. Make sure you say 0:13:21.800 --> 0:13:22.520 am I close? 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:23.600 Okay? 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:26.120 All right, Mona? Tell me about the First Thanksgiving? 0:13:27.800 --> 0:13:33.800 The first Thanksgiving the Pilgrims and the Indians had they 0:13:34.000 --> 0:13:37.319 had been fighting and they decided to get together and 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:42.040 bring different kinds of food together and decided to have 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:42.920 a meal together. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:44.400 Am I close? 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.600 Well, you didn't say much other than they came together 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:53.760 to be together. But I mean you have the people correcked, 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.040 and you do have that. They had different kinds of 0:13:56.080 --> 0:14:00.800 foods from both sides of the aisle there together to 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:03.120 create a temporary alliance between the two groups. 0:14:03.160 --> 0:14:05.800 I would say close, ish, yeah, what would you give 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:09.040 her as a one to one hundred? 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:12.480 I would probably give her a seventy seventy yeah, but 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.560 I mean the last person. 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:17.400 Would have gotten like a fifty. Okay, so it's close ish. 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:21.200 He Mona, you are a winner. Congratulations if you don't 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:22.840 have plants. If you don't have plants, you're going to 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:23.720 the wild game tonight. 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:26.040 Yes, yes, yes, she's excited. 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:29.400 Go wild, Please hold and go wild. 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What's up our girl? 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.040 I Needa texted me this because she wanted me to 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:13.920 stew the pot. She said, Uh, if you're driving in 0:15:13.920 --> 0:15:15.680 the left lane and you know you need to come 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.120 off on the near right exit or the near exit 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:20.080 on the right, don't expect me to let you in 0:15:20.160 --> 0:15:21.840 so you can get off, because you should have had 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:23.040 your ass over there on the right side in the 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:23.480 first place. 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:25.560 And I texted Wannita back. I said, girl, I am 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:26.120 that person. 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.160 I will be all the way in that far left 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:31.520 lane and last minute and be like, oh crap, crap, crap, merge, merge. 0:15:32.160 --> 0:15:34.480 I I don't. It's the thing. It's the thing. 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.280 When they cut you off to merge, that's when I'm like, 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:38.280 I'm not gonna let you in. 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:38.800 That's me. 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:42.360 But oftentimes if that is me, and it's usually me 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.760 being like, oh crap, oh crap, I'm supposed to be 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:47.200 over there. I just put on my blinker and I'm like. 0:15:47.880 --> 0:15:49.560 Better let me over. Man, you don't know what if 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:50.560 I have an emerges. 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:51.480 What if I have the poop Okay, if you got 0:15:51.560 --> 0:15:52.920 to have a you know what, maybe you do got 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:54.680 a poop, then you speed up a little bit. You 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:57.360 got it, You speed up. It's your responsibility. I don't 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:59.240 have to slow down if I'm kind, and I will 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.680 because I'm a kind person. But if you're in the 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:04.320 left hand lane and you have decided that you're going 0:16:04.400 --> 0:16:06.720 to pass in the left hand lane, and in four 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:08.920 hundred yards you want to get off, and you expect 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.440 me to get it slowed, no, I got an idea. 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:13.600 Get behind me, you a little b word. It's very 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:16.760 speed up and zip around me. It's very much like 0:16:16.920 --> 0:16:18.960 last minute. I'm looking at the GPS and I'm like, oh, 0:16:19.000 --> 0:16:19.840 this is my exit. 0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:23.400 Oh crap, uh merge, merge, and I will I'll cut 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:24.000 everybody off. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:24.600 That's totally me. 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.800 I was driving the the other day and this was 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.840 happening to someone and I was in the right hand 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:31.960 lane and they're coming in from the left and they're like, 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.760 oh crap, oh crap, and they didn't make it in time, 0:16:35.480 --> 0:16:37.960 and I think they realized like, Okay, I could either 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:42.080 be dangerous here and go skirt and really mess up 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:45.520 the traffic line here, or I can just accept that 0:16:45.600 --> 0:16:46.880 I missed my exit. 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:48.800 Now because sometimes it's embarrassing because I already did all 0:16:48.840 --> 0:16:50.880 this to try to merge over and get in the middle. 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:52.960 But now now I have to make a scene and 0:16:53.120 --> 0:16:54.080 make sure I get in the lane. 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:56.480 If you missed it, you got to sit in it, Okay, 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:58.920 Live with your choices that you've made. 0:16:59.320 --> 0:17:02.480 Yeah, you're the one responsible for where you are, not me. 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.560 So you either speed up or get behind me. 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.879 No move, bitch, No, No, I mean I will because 0:17:08.880 --> 0:17:10.679 I'm a kind person. I don't know what it is. 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:11.720 What if I'm going in labor? 0:17:12.359 --> 0:17:14.440 Man, you know what we talked about this a couple 0:17:14.480 --> 0:17:16.520 of weeks ago on the show. If a car comes 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:19.080 up behind you and is like honking their horn and 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.159 flashing their lights, do you slow down just to be 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:24.320 a jackass? Or you'd be like, oh, man, they must 0:17:24.320 --> 0:17:26.240 have a kid that fell off the monkey bars at school. 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:28.960 I'm gonna let them pass. I'll let them pass. I'll 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.840 still be annoyed, but I you know, they're in a 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:33.000 hurry for some reason. 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:36.760 So I mean, that's that's my dad's philosophy too. He's like, 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:39.600