1 00:00:04,080 --> 00:00:04,320 Speaker 1: Show. 2 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 2: My name is Woody. 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 3: That is Greg Gory. There's a menace yet, Gina Grant. Yeah, 4 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 3: SeaBASS is here. Yeah you got Sammy Morgan's taken new calls. 5 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 3: Phones are open eight seven seven food. You can send 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 3: us a text over to two two nine eight seven. 7 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 3: Idaho prison pen Pals Hot. Gina loves it. 8 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:26,680 Speaker 4: I'm excited. 9 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just amazed they're allowed to do it, or 10 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 3: if they somehow they find a way. 11 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 2: To do it. 12 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:38,120 Speaker 3: If only they were you know, dis imaginative and this 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,560 Speaker 3: focused and determined on the outside. Yeah, it seems like 14 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:44,960 Speaker 3: these are the kind of people that if if the 15 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,519 Speaker 3: effort was applied appropriately, they can probably you know, makes 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,239 Speaker 3: a pretty good contribution to society. 17 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 4: Well some of them are oozing charm. 18 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: Oh you'll hear it for Yeah, that's right. That's not 19 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 2: a thing, is it. Yeah? It is such a good. 20 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 3: Guy bad guy's crime, right, you know you like you 21 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:04,040 Speaker 3: like you? I do like that kind of a try. 22 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 3: It's like her catnip, totally like grizzled older bad guy. Yeah, 23 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 3: Idaho prison pen pals. These are all people looking for love, 24 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 3: You guys, are you know, just looking for some companionshipanionship 25 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:19,400 Speaker 3: and nothing. They're lonely on the inside. Yeah, and they 26 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,080 Speaker 3: want to know you from the inside. 27 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,400 Speaker 4: Exactly intimate their bunk mates from the inside. 28 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,039 Speaker 3: They want your money. Yeah, So Greg had that, am 29 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:31,280 Speaker 3: I the A whole question? This dude on social had 30 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:32,959 Speaker 3: am I the A whole question? And wanted to get 31 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 3: your your take on this. There was a a new 32 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,959 Speaker 3: microwave in the break room at work, and within a 33 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:41,240 Speaker 3: couple of days the people in the office had already 34 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 3: broken it. Oh no, because you see the way the 35 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 3: people treat stuff even around here. Yeah, no, it takes 36 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 3: care of anything. I treated like garbage. And you always wonder, 37 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 3: how do you at home? How do you live at home? 38 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 2: Right? Well, you have garbage, you throw it on the 39 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 2: floor right here. The dumpster is the refrigerator because the 40 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,760 Speaker 2: food distays in there for months. Yeah yeah, but as 41 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,840 Speaker 2: we sign on eah refrigerator that says they're cleaning it 42 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 2: out every week. It's weird. I still see the same 43 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 2: spaghetti for three months. 44 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,760 Speaker 3: And since they can't take care of the stuff, this 45 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 3: dude's company wasn't exactly jumping at the chance to get 46 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 3: them another microwave. They just got one and you broke 47 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,280 Speaker 3: it within a matter of days. So he asked the 48 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,280 Speaker 3: co workers, Hey, you guys willing to pitch on a 49 00:02:18,320 --> 00:02:20,480 Speaker 3: new one. We bought one for the studio. I bought 50 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 3: one for the studio here. It was like a hundred bucks. Yeah, 51 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:26,959 Speaker 3: they're not they're not crazy. You don't get a crazy one. 52 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 3: Not super expensive. But they still said, no, nobody want 53 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,919 Speaker 3: the chip in. So he went and he bought one himself, 54 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 3: and because no one else wanted to chip in, he 55 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,399 Speaker 3: put a lock on it and he's the only one 56 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 3: to use it. 57 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 4: Oh nice. 58 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 2: Okay, So his co worker said he's a jerk. But 59 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 2: I don't think he's a jerk. I mean, you broke 60 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:45,560 Speaker 2: the other one. 61 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 3: Nobody wanted the chip in. He really wanted to have 62 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,239 Speaker 3: a microwave work, so he made it happen. It's not 63 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,839 Speaker 3: for you, you didn't want to chip in. I don't 64 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 3: think he's a jerk. 65 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 2: I think it's fun. It's hilarious something that happened to you. Yeah. 66 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, seven, how do you feel 67 00:02:59,360 --> 00:02:59,680 Speaker 4: about this? 68 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:00,919 Speaker 2: Justice? 69 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:01,440 Speaker 5: Right? 70 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 2: But I mean he's not a hole, right, No, I 71 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 2: don't think he's a hole. And to one up it, 72 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,600 Speaker 2: I would probably buy my own and put it right 73 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:09,240 Speaker 2: next to it and put a lock on it just 74 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,359 Speaker 2: to be funny. I wouldn't be offended by it. 75 00:03:11,480 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 4: He is an a hole, but he's right, Like it's 76 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,720 Speaker 4: an a whole move, but he's something right. 77 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 2: Asked everybody if they wanted to chip in on it, 78 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:20,480 Speaker 2: and they said, no, you don't want to put people 79 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 2: might have had to put in like seven bucks. 80 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, no, I get it. I just think it's like, okay, 81 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 4: we get it. 82 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 3: He wasn't the one to break the other one. It 83 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:29,639 Speaker 3: was all the other monsters in the in the office 84 00:03:29,639 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 3: who just don't take care of things. Those same people 85 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 3: don't want to chip in for the new one. You 86 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,520 Speaker 3: can see where he wouldn't want these. 87 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 2: People touching this microwave. 88 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 4: How do you even put a lock on a microwave? 89 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 2: Well, I think he had it, maybe in a cabinet 90 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,960 Speaker 2: or Something's my guess he had a lock of. 91 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,120 Speaker 6: Great question, Geina, because for some reason they changed that 92 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 6: our microwave in one of these kitchens here for no 93 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 6: good reason, and the one they have now auto locks 94 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:57,160 Speaker 6: on completion, So like, how do you unlock it? Then, well, 95 00:03:57,160 --> 00:03:59,160 Speaker 6: there's an unlock button. It's very easy, but it's also 96 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,760 Speaker 6: completely necessary and you could probably. 97 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,800 Speaker 3: Don't know they had locks on the actual on the 98 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 3: microwave itself, there's a lot not a key lock, but 99 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:08,119 Speaker 3: like probably. 100 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 2: A digital right like one little button. 101 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 6: This is unlock because I would hit to throw something 102 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,839 Speaker 6: there for a minute, I go what And then there's 103 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:15,400 Speaker 6: a little. 104 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,840 Speaker 2: Key there, like what key? What is it? 105 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 3: Kind of like uh, when you start the like a 106 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:23,320 Speaker 3: front front loading washer, the door locks, like when you 107 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 3: start the washer, oh yeah, and you have to stop 108 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:29,039 Speaker 3: yet when then you pause it, you add something, pose it, 109 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,919 Speaker 3: and you have to wait for the go click and 110 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,839 Speaker 3: then you can open the door. 111 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,599 Speaker 6: But you have to press a separate button to open 112 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 6: your mind open. I've been I've been considering this now 113 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 6: for months, Like what would the purpose of this be? 114 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 4: I already know because kids are getting dumber and everyone's 115 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 4: getting more litigious, and exactly this is another like child 116 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 4: safety thousand degrees exactly, yeah, in your hot pocket. 117 00:04:56,120 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 6: But even though, Okay, Gina, I I see how that 118 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,919 Speaker 6: could be an inspiration. But if a kid can figure 119 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:02,919 Speaker 6: out how to use a microwave, they can figure out. 120 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,920 Speaker 4: What very good point. 121 00:05:05,960 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 3: But I don't know if it's for the kid who 122 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:09,279 Speaker 3: put the stuff in the microwave. Maybe the parents put 123 00:05:09,279 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 3: something in the microwave and the little kid comes around 124 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 3: just like, yeah, it starts messing with I don't know, man. 125 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 2: And why would we buy that for the office. 126 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:23,120 Speaker 3: Well, so in this particular case, people were like saying 127 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,039 Speaker 3: what we are, like, no, this guy's not the a hole, 128 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:27,039 Speaker 3: And then there were people who were outraged that nobody 129 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:27,839 Speaker 3: thought he was an ahole. 130 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,560 Speaker 4: It's funny, but these are the people who. 131 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:32,720 Speaker 3: Break stuff and don't take care of things, and then 132 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,240 Speaker 3: they they just want other people to take care of 133 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 3: the problem so they can continue to use and abuse 134 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,360 Speaker 3: things that they had nothing. They have no skin in 135 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:39,600 Speaker 3: the game. 136 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:41,040 Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was going to say. 137 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,200 Speaker 2: They have no skin in the game. It's not a hole. 138 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:44,080 Speaker 2: He's hilarious. 139 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:50,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's even funnier though, if it's sitting right there 140 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 3: on the open counter and they can't open it because 141 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:55,039 Speaker 3: this microwave lock on. 142 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 2: That's pretty that's pretty funny. I'm seeing this. It is. 143 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:02,039 Speaker 6: It's for child child's safety, yeah, because you know how 144 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,240 Speaker 6: when you were a kid, you just died all the time, opening. 145 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:09,039 Speaker 3: Die with how many skin graps you have someone said 146 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 3: the hotel is just at the microwave had a button 147 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:11,719 Speaker 3: to push to unlock. 148 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 6: I felt like an idiot trying to open that thing. Well, 149 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:15,520 Speaker 6: note you should feel like an idiot for putting that 150 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 6: feature on. And it's this may be a federal mandate, which. 151 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 2: God, stay off my laws, off my microwaves. I'll look here, 152 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 2: it's you. That's how the microwave probably got broken. Somebody 153 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:31,520 Speaker 2: was trying to rip the door open. Yeah. Maybe how 154 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 2: do you even break a microwave? 155 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,839 Speaker 4: Put tinfoil in it? 156 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't put all kinds of stuff you're not 157 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 2: supposed to put in them. Yeah, maybe they pull too hard. 158 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:43,680 Speaker 2: Yeah we did that on purpose purpose. Six Star Wars eight. 159 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 3: Seven, seven forty four Wooding text over to two to 160 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 3: ninety seven. You got the Idaho prison pen palace thing 161 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 3: ready to go? 162 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 2: Baby? 163 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 3: All right, so these are up. Maybe we'll make a 164 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:54,719 Speaker 3: love connection here to be nice. Maybe you'll you'll find 165 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 3: your new boo. Yeah yeah I can't, Benji. Maybe we'll 166 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,839 Speaker 3: find you a girlfriend. 167 00:06:58,960 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 1: Ye. 168 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:01,480 Speaker 2: Do ladies do this too? Or is it just the dudes? 169 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 4: Every so often they put a ladies one in, But 170 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:06,120 Speaker 4: she's just she's like, hey, I just said, you know, come, 171 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 4: j pal me put a little money on the book. 172 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 4: I'm yes, the guys who have to like sing and 173 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:13,520 Speaker 4: they work for it. 174 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,640 Speaker 3: And do stuff all right, anyway, So that's next. Idaho 175 00:07:15,720 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 3: prison Penpals. After the break here on the Woody Show, 176 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 3: he took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on. 177 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:22,960 Speaker 5: The leather couch and. 178 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 7: Stuck his spare mud on it and like wiggled it around, 179 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:30,240 Speaker 7: wiggled it around. 180 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 2: We'll be right back. 181 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 3: So much uh so many different avenues for entertainment between 182 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:47,680 Speaker 3: you know, traditional television, all the streaming stuff. That also 183 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,800 Speaker 3: includes the things that you find like on social media. 184 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 3: And one of the things that Gina said that she 185 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,480 Speaker 3: was all about and she's the one that introduced us 186 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,040 Speaker 3: to it. I had never heard of this before, but 187 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,680 Speaker 3: Idaho prison pen Pals. 188 00:08:00,720 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 6: Yeah, they're the best because you know, she likes all 189 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 6: the true crime stuff prison. 190 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:06,160 Speaker 2: I mean, Craig brought up that she's attracted to the 191 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 2: bad boys she is crime. Yeah, they do anyway. 192 00:08:09,160 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 3: So these are these are guys that are they're in 193 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 3: jail in Idaho. Yeah, they're Idaho prison inmates. 194 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, they're at the correctional facility and they they want 195 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,040 Speaker 4: to reach out to the community. They want to spread 196 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 4: their wings and get to know all of us. So 197 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 4: they put these little videos together and in the hopes 198 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,880 Speaker 4: that somebody will write them back. So first let's meet 199 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:31,559 Speaker 4: our new buddy, Devin Elmore. He thinks a fun little 200 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,520 Speaker 4: joke is the best way to introduce himself. 201 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,359 Speaker 6: Joke for you, you ever heard of duck meat sausage? 202 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:42,839 Speaker 1: You try it? You say, no, duck down? Gave me up. 203 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 1: If you like corny jokes and uh like that? 204 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,040 Speaker 2: Good time chowing out here in Idaho, Tell me a 205 00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:52,360 Speaker 2: little bit about yourself and send a prepaid being. Yeah, 206 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:55,160 Speaker 2: you say, that's what you're doing. They're just chilling out 207 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:59,560 Speaker 2: in Idaho. You're in prison? Ideo is ICP related? Can 208 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:04,319 Speaker 2: you explain that joke? No? For you? You ever heard 209 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 2: of duck meat sausage? Heard of? Have you ever heard 210 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 2: of duckat sausage? Never tried it? 211 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:17,319 Speaker 1: So? 212 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 3: Oh so basically, my d duck down, the duck down 213 00:09:22,760 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 3: and get you some sausage. 214 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,880 Speaker 6: If you're ducking you meat sausage? 215 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:33,439 Speaker 2: Terrible. I understand why he's in prison involved? 216 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 4: Do we know why he's Well, you are going to 217 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 4: guess why he's in prison. You got three guesses why 218 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,959 Speaker 4: Devin Elmore is in prison right now? 219 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 2: Criminally bad jokes? 220 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:51,240 Speaker 4: That is it? Arson? Okay, aggravated assault or kidnapping? Easy arson, 221 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:53,320 Speaker 4: aggravated assault or kidd that's. 222 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 6: A dude who thinks he's real funny and he doesn't 223 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,240 Speaker 6: like being disrespected, especially out of in public at a bar. 224 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,440 Speaker 3: Perhaps, And they can also hear like the weird energy 225 00:09:59,480 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 3: he's got, like maybe like an ADHD kind of like 226 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,680 Speaker 3: see that and maybe like if you actually had the 227 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:08,200 Speaker 3: time to mentally stop down, slow down, think about it, 228 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 3: he mustn't have done that, but it was just kind 229 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:10,319 Speaker 3: of impulsive. 230 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Kidnapping is a close second, though. 231 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,800 Speaker 2: I was I was thinking between arson and the aggravated. 232 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,320 Speaker 2: But I'm gonna go aggravated assault. 233 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:21,600 Speaker 4: Okay, everybody's agra. I'm gonna say arson. 234 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,640 Speaker 2: Okay, because you can. You can back your way into 235 00:10:23,679 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 2: kidnapping accidentally. 236 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:27,840 Speaker 4: You steal a car, there's a kid in the back. 237 00:10:28,480 --> 00:10:29,559 Speaker 2: That's one way, all right. 238 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,520 Speaker 4: Well, the correct answer for Devin Elmore he is in 239 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:37,000 Speaker 4: prison because of aggravated assault. That was the way you 240 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,320 Speaker 4: talked through. That made a lot of sense. Very good. 241 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:39,880 Speaker 2: You just hear it. 242 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, so far off to a good start. Well let's 243 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:45,560 Speaker 4: move on to or Hey Lopez. This guy has a 244 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:48,800 Speaker 4: silky smooth voice and like Sea Bass, wants you to 245 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 4: know he's a thousand percent head. 246 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,680 Speaker 2: Oh sweet? 247 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 5: Too much from. 248 00:10:55,679 --> 00:10:58,840 Speaker 7: Want to Hit Me? 249 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,520 Speaker 2: And just that issue. 250 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,319 Speaker 7: I want to talk, I want to talk to. 251 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 2: Listen, no creepy, no where. I want women only and 252 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,160 Speaker 2: straight as a hair over her. Yeah, yeah, you female. 253 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 6: The original song you ain't Gotta call Me, You're Felling 254 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:16,000 Speaker 6: feeling really a beautiful song. 255 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: You't got to. 256 00:11:17,559 --> 00:11:19,040 Speaker 5: Say too much from. 257 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:23,800 Speaker 2: You want to Hit Me? You ain't gotta call me, 258 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,480 Speaker 2: You're fell and just as bad as you want to talk, I. 259 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,160 Speaker 5: Want to tell. 260 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:32,800 Speaker 2: Me that his whole rhythm is off. He's not he's not, 261 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,560 Speaker 2: he's not a word. 262 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 4: It reminds me of the guys the defendants in court, 263 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,480 Speaker 4: like do you have anything saying? They're like to the person. 264 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,239 Speaker 4: I hood. 265 00:11:41,559 --> 00:11:46,520 Speaker 2: Okay here that was from Master p Presents The Five 266 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 2: oh four Boys. What I can tell that wasn't an original? 267 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,320 Speaker 1: Are you serious? 268 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,480 Speaker 2: You don't you know? That's don't say that? Yes you 269 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,600 Speaker 2: know the five oh four Boys? 270 00:11:55,640 --> 00:12:00,439 Speaker 4: I know the song? Yes, yeah, work. 271 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,000 Speaker 6: Hip Hoper, Get Out of the way the original words are. 272 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,679 Speaker 6: You ain't got to say too much from you. Look 273 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 6: in your eyes. 274 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 2: I can tell you want to fight. You call me 275 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:10,840 Speaker 2: your boo just as bad as you want to f 276 00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,520 Speaker 2: I want to f too. 277 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 4: It was about to get undue credit. 278 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,360 Speaker 2: I'm super random because like you know, you played Doctor 279 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,559 Speaker 2: Dre the chronic And and then Sam was like, what 280 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:20,599 Speaker 2: song is this? She's like some master p. 281 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,679 Speaker 4: I guess I know the song. I could have told 282 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:25,400 Speaker 4: you who's saying it. 283 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:28,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, full surprise. He wants ladies. 284 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:30,320 Speaker 4: And he changed the words to hit me up and 285 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:32,360 Speaker 4: not f because you know he's a nice guy. 286 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 2: I mean, I did see you eating raps next, all right? 287 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:41,800 Speaker 4: Why he is in prison is Horry Lopez in prison 288 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 4: for possession of controlled substance, identity theft, or shoplifting exceeding 289 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:48,720 Speaker 4: five thousand dollars. 290 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,760 Speaker 2: Let's do shoplifting. Give me the options one more time. 291 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:58,079 Speaker 4: Possession of a controlled substance, maybe identity theft, no shoplifting 292 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,680 Speaker 4: exceeding five thousand dollars. 293 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:04,839 Speaker 2: I'm going one, possession, possession shoplifting. Yeah, it's either one 294 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:08,280 Speaker 2: or three. Yeah, he was three. He was the organizer 295 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 2: of a big ring of shoplift. Yeah, from home depots 296 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:11,480 Speaker 2: or something. 297 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:15,760 Speaker 4: Still tell all right, final answer? Okay, Wood, you crush 298 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 4: at this game. He is in prison for possession of 299 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:22,319 Speaker 4: a controlled substance. All right. Well, hopefully there's more because 300 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,440 Speaker 4: we're about to meet John mcguira. 301 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,000 Speaker 2: All right. 302 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,160 Speaker 4: He's an out of the box thinker when it comes 303 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,559 Speaker 4: to protecting our borders. 304 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 3: Okay, here is John and Idaho prison pen pals a solution. 305 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 2: For the wall. 306 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,200 Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a team of signists right now tracking Bigfoot. 307 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,319 Speaker 1: We're gonna catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna 308 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 1: make baby bigfoots. Put them all up and down the wall, 309 00:13:45,040 --> 00:13:48,840 Speaker 1: little Bigfoot huts. Okay, you think twice before you bring 310 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:50,120 Speaker 1: your bad people into our country. 311 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 2: Okay, I mean what. 312 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,319 Speaker 4: So he just has it's more of a platform. He's 313 00:13:55,360 --> 00:14:01,800 Speaker 4: campaigning Bill Murray try out his open mic material exactly. 314 00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:03,760 Speaker 2: So let's comedians, dude. 315 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:09,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see if we can figure out why John 316 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 4: is in prison. Is it eluding a police officer in 317 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:17,160 Speaker 4: a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute or vandalism number one? 318 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't go to prison too much for vandalism, 319 00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:23,280 Speaker 2: So yeah, for the wall. 320 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a team of scientists right now tracking Bigfoot. 321 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 1: We're gonna catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna 322 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,840 Speaker 1: make baby bigfoots. Put them all up and down the wall. 323 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 4: So I don't see a prostitution, eluding a police officer 324 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 4: in a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute, or vandalism. 325 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,440 Speaker 3: Number one for sure. But he's still in jail after 326 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,720 Speaker 3: eluding the cops. I guess what whatever you were running from. 327 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 2: Gotta keep him. He's too funny. Solicitation of prostitution or 328 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 2: he's still in jail. I don't getting prostitute vibe. 329 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,640 Speaker 6: This one's tough. Nothing's jumping out of me. Out for prostitution. 330 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 6: You have to be like it has to be their 331 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:02,480 Speaker 6: tenth offense. 332 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,600 Speaker 4: Yeah, super hard. 333 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 2: You gotta be running hose. You know what I'm saying. 334 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 3: You got a pimn't get Yeah? 335 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 2: What are your guess is? Greg? I'm gonna go with 336 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,440 Speaker 2: because it's random vandalism, sway me, what do you got 337 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 2: number one? Number one? 338 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,920 Speaker 4: Also going vandalism for summers because it seems like a 339 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,600 Speaker 4: weird guy and maybe he did enough damage. 340 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:24,680 Speaker 2: It was like a protest. 341 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. 342 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:31,600 Speaker 3: I'll say, I'm going to go with the looting and 343 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,640 Speaker 3: he's in jail. Good more for I mean that was 344 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,320 Speaker 3: just aggravated the situation. But whatever he was running, criming 345 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 3: into the chasing him in the first place, aggravated a looting. 346 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 2: Aggravated a looting. 347 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:47,240 Speaker 4: Wood He cannot be stopped in a motor vehicle. 348 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,440 Speaker 2: And now do you know what he did? They trying 349 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 2: to pull him over in the first place? Was suspect? 350 00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,640 Speaker 2: Was it just for speeding and he wouldn't stop it. 351 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 4: It could have been you know, a Californi year role, 352 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 4: you know the stop sign, but he just kept driving. 353 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,240 Speaker 2: All right, All right, let's keep going. 354 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:03,800 Speaker 4: We have two more. Let's meet Jamie Joyce. He compares 355 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,920 Speaker 4: his lady to I wear all right, here we go. 356 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,360 Speaker 2: Here's Jamie Joyce. 357 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,320 Speaker 7: I like my girl the way I like my glasses. 358 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 7: Slim but thinking all the right spots and I can 359 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 7: see you. 360 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,720 Speaker 2: You sit on my face? All right? 361 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:15,960 Speaker 1: Oh? 362 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,440 Speaker 2: One liner? Yeah? Or two liner? 363 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:18,720 Speaker 4: Yeah? 364 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,800 Speaker 2: All right? What are the options? 365 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 4: Stalking, involuntary manslaughter, stalking, possession of a controlled substance. 366 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 2: I mean I already heard stalking. 367 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:30,560 Speaker 7: I like my girl the way I like my glasses 368 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,640 Speaker 7: slim but thinking all the right spots sit on my face. 369 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:40,600 Speaker 2: I like, like I like my girls running away from me. Trump, 370 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 2: you said stalking with I'm glombing on because you were winning. 371 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, it just jumped out, and like I got a 372 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,280 Speaker 3: really strong gut feeling on that one. 373 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 2: Okay, but watch it be wrong. I like my girl 374 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 2: like a girl with her doors unlocked. 375 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 4: Yeah alright, and the answer is the answer is possession of. 376 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 2: I should have clicked such a catchup. Damn. All right, 377 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,719 Speaker 2: the one last one? All right, you got it. 378 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,040 Speaker 4: Let's get to Javier A. Roseco. Pretty straightforward. He wants 379 00:17:09,119 --> 00:17:11,120 Speaker 4: to just tell you straight what he's looking for. 380 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 5: Okay, bang my line if you're trying to talk, don't 381 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,480 Speaker 5: hit me up. If you ain't really trying to talk, 382 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,760 Speaker 5: get to know me. Trying to deal with that no more. 383 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,680 Speaker 5: And bang my line if you want to bang my line. Yeah, 384 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,119 Speaker 5: if you're me, bang my mine on twenty. 385 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,360 Speaker 4: Three Jesus wow, yeah, bang his line. 386 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,000 Speaker 2: Bang my line, all right, so hit me up, bang 387 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:28,520 Speaker 2: my line. 388 00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:30,480 Speaker 4: Okay, or you know, f with me. 389 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:31,919 Speaker 3: I want to make it a call to like a 390 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,880 Speaker 3: company on something I needed to call me back. Hey, 391 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,360 Speaker 3: bang my line. 392 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, see. 393 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 4: Is he locked up for tax evasion? 394 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 2: No? Does he have a job we don't. 395 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 4: Know, disturbing the peace? Controlled substance and assault controlled substances? 396 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,720 Speaker 2: Agree, Yeah sounds short. Yeah, controlled substance. Is it in 397 00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,359 Speaker 2: agreement on that he sounds dumb? Yes? Yeah? Agree? 398 00:17:56,359 --> 00:17:59,880 Speaker 4: Okay, So no tax evasion final answer, I think no job. 399 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 4: Javier is in prison four controlled substance. 400 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, damn good. 401 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,800 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, what's the what's the Idaho prison pen whole 402 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,919 Speaker 4: prison pen pals? And is the Idaho Correctional Institute. 403 00:18:18,359 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 2: And is there a direct link on there where they can. 404 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,640 Speaker 4: It's all aggregated to this Instagram account, to the Idea 405 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,680 Speaker 4: Prison pen Pals account because they're not quote unquote supposed 406 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,879 Speaker 4: to be doing this. It's not encouraged, but it finds 407 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:31,240 Speaker 4: a way. 408 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:33,560 Speaker 2: Okay. I'm saying like, if you really kind of felt 409 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,159 Speaker 2: a connection there in some way, should perform, like. 410 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,359 Speaker 4: Look them up on the Instagram and then hit up there, Jacob, 411 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,400 Speaker 4: that's what more. 412 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:42,359 Speaker 2: Show is next show? 413 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:51,480 Speaker 3: All right, welcome back. So this guy he uh, he 414 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:57,920 Speaker 3: won a million bucks on a scratcher ticket and this 415 00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,240 Speaker 3: like a few months ago, and he's been partying. Hell 416 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,720 Speaker 3: of hearts in the last three months. 417 00:19:03,359 --> 00:19:04,040 Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you. 418 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,399 Speaker 3: How hard has he partied? Well, he woke up one 419 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 3: morning and he couldn't walk and he couldn't breathe, and 420 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,879 Speaker 3: he ended up getting rushed to the hospital and the 421 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 3: doctors told him that his excessive partying led to a 422 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 3: bilateral pulmonary embolism aka blood clots in the lungs. 423 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:23,280 Speaker 2: That's how you do it. 424 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,320 Speaker 3: And so the good news is he's going to live. 425 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:29,600 Speaker 3: The bad news it's like a six to nine month recovery. 426 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,520 Speaker 3: And the guy says it's given him a new outlook 427 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:34,760 Speaker 3: on life. It's like, dude, calm down, your. 428 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,440 Speaker 2: Medical bills will be a million dollars. 429 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,080 Speaker 4: He's one of the hundreds of people who would have 430 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,120 Speaker 4: been better off without winning. 431 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 2: Now this is this is England. I'm not sure. How's 432 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 2: their healthcare system? Do you pay university? 433 00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 7: Yeah? 434 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,280 Speaker 2: Is it universal? You you don't pay? 435 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,680 Speaker 3: You pay taxi, but you're paying. But what I'm saying 436 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,400 Speaker 3: is like when you go, you don't get a bill 437 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,400 Speaker 3: from the doctor, right, good, great question. 438 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,719 Speaker 2: I have no idea. You know, I'm not a big 439 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 2: international guy. 440 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 4: He do have universal healthcare? 441 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:58,280 Speaker 2: Okay? 442 00:19:59,359 --> 00:19:59,679 Speaker 4: Google? 443 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 3: Yeah, like whatevers. You know, medical bills, medical bills. But yeah, 444 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:10,840 Speaker 3: you want, you want a million dollars. Calm down, it's cool. 445 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 3: I mean, who wouldn't take. 446 00:20:12,359 --> 00:20:15,040 Speaker 2: A million bucks fun? You know who also is partying 447 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,679 Speaker 2: pretty hard? Uh? 448 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,440 Speaker 3: This substitute teacher in Vermont in the news. One of 449 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,840 Speaker 3: the kids knew something was off, so they told the principal. 450 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,560 Speaker 3: Principal pulls the teacher out of the class and ask 451 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,320 Speaker 3: her if she's okay, and she said that she was 452 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 3: great thanks to the cocaine that she had not only 453 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 3: in her system but in her jacket. And the cops 454 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,440 Speaker 3: they were called, and they found even more coke in 455 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:42,439 Speaker 3: her backpack. She was arrested and so fired. 456 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,359 Speaker 2: Oh is there a snitching box at your kids school? 457 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,840 Speaker 2: Have you heard about this? What I heard like this 458 00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:52,080 Speaker 2: report where there's like these new snitching boxes where kids 459 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,560 Speaker 2: can write notes and then you know, yeah, and just 460 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,200 Speaker 2: drop them in. 461 00:20:56,440 --> 00:21:00,800 Speaker 3: Yeah the gossip girl, Yeah, I'm not sure. In Canada, 462 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,320 Speaker 3: this guy, he was going down the highway pretty late 463 00:21:03,359 --> 00:21:07,959 Speaker 3: at night. He was becoming increasingly paranoid, so he got 464 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,720 Speaker 3: so scared he called the cops to tell him that 465 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,640 Speaker 3: he was being followed by another car. 466 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,399 Speaker 2: And the cops. 467 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,080 Speaker 3: They they found the guy. They pulled him over and 468 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,560 Speaker 3: they noticed that, hey man, you're the only car on 469 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,359 Speaker 3: the road. They also noticed that the driver was showing 470 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,200 Speaker 3: paranoid behavior due to the smell of some freshly burnt 471 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,119 Speaker 3: weed that was coming from the car. Turns out the 472 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 3: guy had gotten so high that he thought he was 473 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,720 Speaker 3: being followed the entire time, and there was there was 474 00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:33,600 Speaker 3: nothing there to begin with. 475 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 2: So he was arrested. They charged him with operating a 476 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:39,480 Speaker 2: motor vehicle while being impaired by a drug, which is 477 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,120 Speaker 2: the thing. I don't know. Yeh, this menace aliens, right, Yeah, 478 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:44,400 Speaker 2: he was followed, that's for damn. 479 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,480 Speaker 3: I love those stories of the guys who get so 480 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 3: high they call the cops, or what about the cops 481 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 3: that they were cops themselves, right, they got so high 482 00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,800 Speaker 3: and they had the brownies and they called the cops 483 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:56,960 Speaker 3: because they thought they were dying. 484 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,200 Speaker 2: I don't believe, like I believe. I mean, if you 485 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,359 Speaker 2: get really really high, yes you get paranoid, but you 486 00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:05,800 Speaker 2: always get paranoid about yourself, like you're gonna die, like 487 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,480 Speaker 2: but that way have a heart attack or something like that. 488 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:11,239 Speaker 2: The cops, yes, they believe. But the story about Oh 489 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:14,520 Speaker 2: I'm being followed like, I don't know. I don't relate 490 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,520 Speaker 2: to that. The one time I got mega high at 491 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:21,320 Speaker 2: a hotel room, I thought there were ghosts in the room. No, 492 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:25,119 Speaker 2: it's always like self inflicted things. I think that are 493 00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:28,120 Speaker 2: gonna happen. You do, maybe, Yeah, I've had the external 494 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:37,960 Speaker 2: paranoia too. Yeah, but that's your baseline, like always, here's 495 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,239 Speaker 2: those here are the cops. They called it. Yeah, can 496 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:42,280 Speaker 2: you please send rescue. 497 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,520 Speaker 4: I think I'm having an overdose that as kill as 498 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 4: my wife. 499 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:47,560 Speaker 2: Marijuana. 500 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:52,040 Speaker 7: Okay, you guys been drinking today too. 501 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,280 Speaker 5: Please come. 502 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:56,600 Speaker 4: I think we're dying. 503 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,960 Speaker 2: How much did you guys have I don't know. 504 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:05,600 Speaker 4: We made brownies, my wife and I did. Do you 505 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 4: know how much I mean you put in the brownie? 506 00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:14,240 Speaker 4: I don't just please rush? Yeah she is, she's kneeling 507 00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 4: down in front of me. 508 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 2: Okay, I know we have to wait. 509 00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 4: Did you guys get anything else? 510 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:19,280 Speaker 1: Toda? 511 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:20,280 Speaker 3: Marijuana? 512 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:21,960 Speaker 4: No, that's it, But I don't know what was it 513 00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,080 Speaker 4: the marijuana could have been there could have been something 514 00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 4: in the marijuana, could have been like. 515 00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,680 Speaker 2: Maj are you calling? 516 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,200 Speaker 1: Are you? Yeah? 517 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:36,680 Speaker 2: Anyway, so our friend Robin, she gave me some banana bread, dude. 518 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,399 Speaker 2: And the time I was at that level, yeah, became 519 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,000 Speaker 2: one with death though I was like all right. 520 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,439 Speaker 3: Time before everybody had this stuff legal and had dispensaries 521 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,680 Speaker 3: and things. So it was the promotions director of the 522 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,160 Speaker 3: radio station. She had a side business where she baked 523 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:53,200 Speaker 3: edibles like brownies and banana cake and they they would 524 00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 3: wreck you. Oh yeah, they would wreck She gave me 525 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:59,840 Speaker 3: some brownies for my birthday and in my thirtieth birthday, 526 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:02,280 Speaker 3: and I was at home when I had one of 527 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,520 Speaker 3: those things, and I ate the entire thing. I didn't 528 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,840 Speaker 3: leave the house while Sunday she gave. 529 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,920 Speaker 2: Me that, and I went to a Cypress Hill show 530 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 2: and I felt like they were singing in my ear. 531 00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,719 Speaker 3: Pretty crazy eight seven seven four Woodie, you can hit 532 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 3: us up with the text over to two two nine 533 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:19,439 Speaker 3: eight seven. 534 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,440 Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show.