Speaker 1: All right, it is Mojo in the morning show. Mojo
Speaker 1: and Shannon keV Anda Lovely Lady. We've got Bianca zach
Speaker 1: All here. We've got Charlie Mayo Mayo and Grand Rapids
Speaker 1: running our show on S and X, and Big d
Speaker 1: Daniel hanging out in Toledo a kiss.
Speaker 2: It's good to have you guys here with us today.
Speaker 1: Yesterday I was on the phone talking to my neighbor
Speaker 1: Paul Klem. He's my my buddy. Who if you've never
Speaker 1: met this guy before, you will laugh your butt off
Speaker 1: if you do. Like he's He's very funny. He's one
Speaker 1: of those guys. He's one of those guys where you
Speaker 1: meet him for about five seconds and you feel like
Speaker 1: you've known him for the rest of your life. He
Speaker 1: was telling me a story about how he went to
Speaker 1: the Auburn Hills Costco and he said that he had
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom, and he said he actually
Speaker 1: went on his tangent, which is interesting, and the tangent
Speaker 1: was before he told me the story was there are
Speaker 1: certain places that have such good bathrooms that if you
Speaker 1: have to go, you might as well. And he said
Speaker 1: that costcos are that. Really, he said, Costco bathrooms. I
Speaker 1: don't know what they do, but they're always clean. And
Speaker 1: it's funny because I can I tell you something. I
Speaker 1: have gone numerous times and thoughts to myself when I
Speaker 1: walked in, this looks like it's freshly cleaned. I have
Speaker 1: no idea why that is. They have good bathroom policies.
Speaker 1: So he went to the bathroom at the Costco. He
Speaker 1: got done doing his duties and he walked out, and
Speaker 1: as he's walking out to go wash his hands, he
Speaker 1: looks over to the left and he sees a woman
Speaker 1: washing her hands and he goes, excuse me, miss, I
Speaker 1: think you're in the wrong bathroom, and she looks at
Speaker 1: him and goes, no, I'm not. She worked there. She
Speaker 1: actually had a name tag on. She goes, there's no
Speaker 1: urinals in hair. He had just got done duty in
Speaker 1: the women's restroom, and so then he starts getting that
Speaker 1: panic sweat, you know where all all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: you start panicking, going, I'm going to be a sex offender.
Speaker 1: You know what this accident there's you know, there's got
Speaker 1: to be cameras all over the place. She I guess
Speaker 1: this employee was like laughing it off a little bit
Speaker 1: and She was cool with it, but he said, is
Speaker 1: he's walking out, He's passing like three women. Excuse me, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you excuse me? It's like the most embarrassing thing.
Speaker 1: And then the whole rest of the time that he
Speaker 1: was there, he was thinking, they're gonna come cuff me,
Speaker 1: like they're gonna get crazy. Have you ever done that before?
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone into the wrong bathroom not realizing
Speaker 1: you're in there?
Speaker 3: I think sometimes I don't know if they all have
Speaker 3: like the stick figures, because I think my brain automatically
Speaker 3: looks for the wider stick figure with like the triangle skirt,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean in terms of like men
Speaker 3: and women.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if all bathrooms have that.
Speaker 3: Some are harder to see, especially at night, if you
Speaker 3: had a club or something like that, you bust open
Speaker 3: the door and all of a sudden, all you see
Speaker 3: is skirts or.
Speaker 4: Some of them try to be cutesy with the labels
Speaker 4: on the bathrooms, and I'm like, just say, boys are
Speaker 4: a matter of women's because I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Cavaleros.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know what language, Just tell them put
Speaker 4: a picture.
Speaker 1: Rights And I have almost walked into the wrong ones,
Speaker 1: and it's at the airport because at the airport they
Speaker 1: have them up high and they have and yeah, you
Speaker 1: just walk right into the thing and you're kind of walking.
Speaker 2: You turn in and you're like, okay, this one doesn't like.
Speaker 4: I've done that where I've walked in and immediately been like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a couple of hairy people in here.
Speaker 4: Here Still, I don't know why we've been here for
Speaker 4: a year and a half. Confuse me, because it's the
Speaker 4: way that it is. It's the men's bathroom first and
Speaker 4: then the women's, and I don't know why. It doesn't
Speaker 4: make sense to me it should be the women's first
Speaker 4: and then the men's and so no, I just I
Speaker 4: feel like it's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you were in it and you heard a helly,
Speaker 1: how you doing, Joe, you know what other side of
Speaker 1: things and you realized, oh crap, I'm in there, would
Speaker 1: you stay in the stall until you knew that the
Speaker 1: coast was clear or would you cure any public restroom,
Speaker 1: like if you were at the costco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I would hide my shoes exactly.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Why seems I'd be scared or embarrassed. Yeah, get out there. Hey, Marcella,
Speaker 2: it's up.
Speaker 6: Hey.
Speaker 7: I did that three years ago when I was pregnant.
Speaker 7: I was out at Lakeside Mall and I walked around.
Speaker 3: A hole mall knowing I had to use it.
Speaker 7: So when I get back by the carousel where the
Speaker 7: bathrooms where, I ran straight forward the men's bathroom, and
Speaker 7: when I went in there, I was like, why do
Speaker 7: I think in here?
Speaker 6: It smell like a bunch of PEAPs.
Speaker 7: When I came out to wash my hands, I was like,
Speaker 7: why was there urinals in.
Speaker 8: A women's bathroom? So when I came out of.
Speaker 7: The bathroom, the man was sitting in there and my
Speaker 7: husband was like, I was trying to tell you.
Speaker 6: That you win it for the men.
Speaker 2: The signs were there, Why don't you come in here
Speaker 2: and give me.
Speaker 1: Mall bathrooms are confusing? Can you walk down long corridors
Speaker 1: to get there?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: They kind of have him like tucked away in the back, Helena,
Speaker 1: what's up, Helena?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 5: So when I was in Utah one time, I was
Speaker 5: very intoxicated and I accidentally walked into the men's restroom
Speaker 5: at a concert, and Utah is very dry, so I
Speaker 5: was the only one that was intoxicated. In that room,
Speaker 5: and I just kind of stood there with a blank
Speaker 5: stare in my face, very confused.
Speaker 1: So the guys weren't like welcoming, like hey, because I
Speaker 1: would think walk I think women in a men's restroom
Speaker 1: way more welcoming than a woman seeing a dude walking out.
Speaker 2: Of a stall. You know.
Speaker 5: Nope, not there. They just kind of looked at me, like, what.
Speaker 1: Are you doing? It's yeah, what's going on in Sandra High?
Speaker 8: Hi? I have a funny wrong bathroom story. Yeah, So
Speaker 8: my son was in the bathroom at a restaurant when
Speaker 8: he was about four years old, and he's always had
Speaker 8: really long hair. Well, he goes by himself because he
Speaker 8: refuses to go in a girl's bathroom with me.
Speaker 9: I hear somebody's scream there's little girl in here.
Speaker 8: And then I hear my son, I am not.
Speaker 5: Oh Jesus, Yeah, he was gonna sea.
Speaker 1: Can I Can I tell you something on a totally
Speaker 1: different level, I miss steer this one. I was out
Speaker 1: of a I was out of a public place and
Speaker 1: I won't say where it is because of uh a friend.
Speaker 1: It was a friend's place, and a guy or a
Speaker 1: kid walked up and asked is me and another guy
Speaker 1: going to the bathroom asked if we would take him
Speaker 1: to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no taking you know what I mean the
Speaker 2: kid wanted.
Speaker 1: The kid was looking like because I guess you know, hey,
Speaker 1: my dad's still sitting at the table.
Speaker 2: Would you take him?
Speaker 1: I was like, no, we're not taking you to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: What's going on in Lisha?
Speaker 9: Hi?
Speaker 7: Yeah? So I work at one campus Marshes and last
Speaker 7: year I moved to the other side of this floor.
Speaker 7: And the way that they have it set up, the
Speaker 7: men and women's bathroom are opposite, so like walk I
Speaker 7: just out of habit. I almost walked into the men's
Speaker 7: bathrooms almost.
Speaker 2: Everything every time. Yeah, all those floors looked similar to.
Speaker 1: I never knew that there was a setup that the
Speaker 1: bathrooms are all meant to be women's first, men's second.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know if that's even the case.
Speaker 2: It just it just seems like it's sticks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up, Diana?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 9: I'm sorry? Hi? So our company had just moved out
Speaker 9: to Auburn Hills from Troy and it's a big, huge
Speaker 9: company and I was up on the second floor and
Speaker 9: where we said, there are like individual bathrooms, so they
Speaker 9: had unisex on them, so the guys go in the
Speaker 9: girls bathroom and whatever. So then I went down to
Speaker 9: another part of our building and I had to go
Speaker 9: to the bathroom, and I'm like, okay, I'm going to
Speaker 9: try these bathrooms over here. And I didn't really look
Speaker 9: at the sign. I just kind of walked in, and
Speaker 9: I walked in, I saw the urinals, and I'm like,
Speaker 9: maybe they just didn't mark the bathrooms yet. So I
Speaker 9: went in and I just went to the bathroom. I
Speaker 9: only went number one. And as I'm walking out, our
Speaker 9: CFO is standing there at the yarnal going to the bathroom.
Speaker 9: Oh god, awkward now, and I went.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 9: I covered my eyes and I ran out and I
Speaker 9: ran into the other one, the next one, and I'm like, okay, well,
Speaker 9: this is the women's bathroom. So then I came back
Speaker 9: out and I noticed that he had already left the
Speaker 9: men's bathroom, so I had to go in there and
Speaker 9: get my stuff that I left on the counter. And
Speaker 9: as I'm walking out, he is in the middle of
Speaker 9: the room.
Speaker 10: Laughing at me, going okay, Diane, look at this, and
Speaker 10: he holds his arms down on his side and his
Speaker 10: hands out like a skirt.
Speaker 9: He goes, well, this.
Speaker 2: Is the women's know you that.
Speaker 9: My god and the entire persony.
Speaker 2: I think it's more awkward for the guys. For some reason.
Speaker 1: It's more awkward always for the men when they have
Speaker 1: a woman that will be in there than it is
Speaker 1: for the guys.
Speaker 3: I'm glad she went number one and number two and
Speaker 3: she said she ran out and put her hands on
Speaker 3: her face.
Speaker 1: Did didn't wash your you caught that. I caught that too.
Speaker 1: Diane washed her hands. H what's up, Rob? What's going on?
Speaker 6: Hey? Good morning?
Speaker 2: How are you're okay? Rob?
Speaker 6: I just got a phone call from my wife. I'm
Speaker 6: driving into work. She told me that we had to
Speaker 6: call in about my story camping up in the up
Speaker 6: basically an early riser. We were camping at a state
Speaker 6: park up there, and it was get up early and
Speaker 6: I'm grabbed my coffee and I'm walking and I'm sorry,
Speaker 6: a little nervous. I'm walking with my coffee and the
Speaker 6: coffee is like a regular thing for me. Yeah, it
Speaker 6: gets the uh, gets everything moving, gets it going walking around.
Speaker 6: I'm walking around the campground and I get kind of
Speaker 6: far away and I'm like oh, I got to go.
Speaker 6: So I start, I turn around and I start heading
Speaker 6: back to the camper and I'm like, I'm not going
Speaker 6: to make it. So I was like looking, looking, and
Speaker 6: I'm like, oh, there's a public bathroom. So I'm like
Speaker 6: double time in it. And it's like your body knows.
Speaker 2: You're getting close to yeah, So.
Speaker 6: You know, hustling in there. I'm spilling my coffee that
Speaker 6: I'm drinking on the way in, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 6: my gosh, I gotta make it. I gotta make it.
Speaker 6: And I just bust in. I hit the stall. I'm
Speaker 6: spilling my coffee, I pulled, you know, I undressed. I
Speaker 6: start going to the bathroom and I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: I didn't make it, Peter, Wow. I'm sitting there and
Speaker 6: I was like, all right, I got to clean up,
Speaker 6: and I got to get this met. You know, I
Speaker 6: got to uh get mydwear off and get rid of
Speaker 6: it before anybody walked in. So I'm thinking about it
Speaker 6: and I'm getting my strategy together, and you know, I
Speaker 6: clean up and I'm like, I wad out my underwear
Speaker 6: and I was like, all right, I'm just going to
Speaker 6: make a run for the garbage can and get.
Speaker 2: Rid of it.
Speaker 6: So I I didn't hear anybody come in, so I
Speaker 6: bust in or I bust out of the doll and
Speaker 6: I run in and I throw my h underwear out,
Speaker 6: and I was like, oh right, I made it. So
Speaker 6: I go over to the sink and I wash my hands,
Speaker 6: and all of a sudden, the door opens up, and
Speaker 6: I look over and this lady's walking in, sorry about that,
Speaker 6: And I was like, all right, no problem. And I'm
Speaker 6: sitting there and I'm finishing up, and all of a
Speaker 6: sudden she opens the door again and she's like looking
Speaker 6: at me, and it all comes together. I go, am
Speaker 6: I in the wrong yep, And I go, oh my gosh,
Speaker 6: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Rob.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your wife called you and made you up the
Speaker 1: show to tell you that story, to embarrass you.
Speaker 2: How do you stayed it?
Speaker 9: Hap that story?
Speaker 6: I tell that story all the time.
Speaker 2: The best part.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 6: We were camping with a couple and I didn't really
Speaker 6: you know, this isn't something you brag about. So friends
Speaker 6: of ours. Uh, she went to the bathroom and we're
Speaker 6: sitting around the campfire later and uh, I bring this
Speaker 6: up and she goes, oh my gosh, that was you.
Speaker 6: She goes I use that same stall, and there was
Speaker 6: coffee all over
Speaker 2: The it's raining from the ceilings.