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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour off The Jesse Kelly Show

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Speaker 1: on a Fantastic Friday, We'll do a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a g talk. I mean, my goodness, We're going all

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Speaker 1: over the place, from Trump's pardons to professional wrestling to

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Speaker 1: some guy wants to know if he should tell some

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Speaker 1: lady to shut up at the gym. All that and

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Speaker 1: more coming in the second hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: So let's do this one, Jesse, he says, calls me

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Speaker 1: all you can eat shrimp showgun. I know Trump is

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Speaker 1: holding a grudge, but it would be great if Trump

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Speaker 1: tapped Heavy D to be ag. That's Rona Santus. He's

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Speaker 1: a Harvard graduate lawyer, former JAG officer. He gets turned

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Speaker 1: out at the end of the year. So okay, so

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Speaker 1: his name is Dale. I'm I don't know that Trump

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Speaker 1: and Heavy D have a grudge. Like people still think

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Speaker 1: they have a grudge. And I say that because it's

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Speaker 1: not publicly known. But I know this, it's not widely known.

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Speaker 1: I should say it's out there. They golf together. They've

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Speaker 1: golfed together, so it's not like they're not on speaking terms. Now,

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe that's just the president of the United States

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Speaker 1: of America golfing with the governor of Florida. Because they're

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Speaker 1: going to work together on things. That's inevitable. So maybe

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Speaker 1: it's that. And look, there's no question Trump harbored a

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Speaker 1: lot of resentment for Ronda Santis for challenging him in

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Speaker 1: that primary. Donald Trump felt like that was rightly his

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Speaker 1: and that nobody should challenge him. And he really, really

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Speaker 1: really was sore about that whole thing that was that

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Speaker 1: was extremely obvious. I don't know that that still exists.

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Speaker 1: As far as nominating ron De Santus, again, I want

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Speaker 1: to I want to emphasize this. It's not that I

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Speaker 1: would be against it. I love Ronda Santus. He's just

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Speaker 1: been the best governor. But I don't know that that

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Speaker 1: job is as sweet as people think if you're a

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Speaker 1: politically ambitious person. And so let me explain, as I

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Speaker 1: try to bring up yesterday, the next attorney general, the

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Speaker 1: next attorney general is going to have less than three years.

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Speaker 1: So we're talking, let's do where are we at April

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Speaker 1: already two and a half years. You've got okay, you've

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Speaker 1: got two and a half years. And it doesn't exactly

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Speaker 1: take some kind of political savant to figure out we're

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Speaker 1: not going to have the House of Representatives after November,

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Speaker 1: and there's a chance we won't even have the Senate.

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Speaker 1: How many attorney generals and I know it's attorneys general.

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Speaker 1: That's stupid, that's not what I say. How many attorney

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Speaker 1: generals have already been held in contempt of Congress? If

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Speaker 1: you're the attorney general and you're doing things like going

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Speaker 1: after Democrat fraud, possibly even prosecuting the deep state. Remember

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Speaker 1: we have a huge, huge case right now in Florida,

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Speaker 1: a huge case being held in Florida. If you're trying

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Speaker 1: to arrest John Brennan, and I hear that John Brennan

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Speaker 1: might burn if you're trying to arrest people like John Brennan.

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Speaker 1: I have a headline right here. Vance Anti Fraud Task

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Speaker 1: Force suspends two hundred and twenty one California hospice and

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Speaker 1: healthcare providers so far, Remember how remember how deep the

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Speaker 1: fraud goes, how bad it is.

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Speaker 2: And this is the first takedown for the new White

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Speaker 2: House Fraud Task Force. They arrested two owners of two

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Speaker 2: hospices here in Greater Los Angeles. They're accused of collectively

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Speaker 2: stealing about sixteen million dollars from taxpayers, and this money

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Speaker 2: was intended right for compassionate end of life care for

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Speaker 2: the terminally ill. And what they were doing was this

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Speaker 2: admitting people who are not qualified for hospice, but build

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Speaker 2: per patient. When the benefits ran out, they dropped them.

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Speaker 2: Here's the kicker. Actually, eighty percent of adults admitted or

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Speaker 1: How many of these cases are going to be tied

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Speaker 1: back to Democrat politicians? Uh, let me guess all of them,

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Speaker 1: virtually all of them. When they start digging into this well,

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Speaker 1: mister click click, I see that you had three fake

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Speaker 1: hospices in Los Angeles. Huh who helped you get these started?

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Speaker 1: Who approved? Who put their name on the dotted line

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Speaker 1: and approved your business? This is all going to tie

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Speaker 1: back to Democrat politicians, aren't you with me? So let's

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Speaker 1: say we have Attorney General Ronda Santus. Ronda Santus is

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Speaker 1: They like John Brennan, and we have a Democrat controlled House,

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Speaker 1: assuming that he's a pretty ambitious human being. As you

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Speaker 1: man who is ambitious. If you are a young ambitious

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Speaker 1: man who has really major bones in the public sphere,

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Speaker 1: is Donald Trump's attorney general? That appealing of a job

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Speaker 1: when you know the communists are going to savage you

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Speaker 1: for the next two and a half years. I don't

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Speaker 1: think that job is as appealing as people think it is.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem, Jesse. Now that the Bondie ears are over,

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Speaker 1: Bondi ears are over, when can we expect to see

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Speaker 1: some handcuffs on a Democrat. I don't want to get

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Speaker 1: But I will again emphasize what I already said that

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Speaker 1: I am hearing over and over and over again that

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Speaker 1: John Brennan is probably in some serious legal trouble. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think he's going to go to prison for

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Speaker 1: thirty years. I'm not freaking naive. I'm not selling you

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Speaker 1: that at all. But yeah, you're right, Chris, it's something

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Speaker 1: I think John Brennan is in some significant legal trouble. Bronco,

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Speaker 1: what do you know about Todd Blanche, who's filling in

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Speaker 1: for Bondie Sucks. I've never heard a single good word

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Speaker 1: about Todd Blanche, not one. Jesse. Your intro music sounds

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Speaker 1: a lot like WWE wrestler AJ Styles. Curious your take

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Speaker 1: on professional wrestling. I loved professional wrestling when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid. Don't shake your head, Chris. You were never

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Speaker 1: into professional wrestling even when you're a kid. That's so weird.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was. No, I don't like plays too. It's

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Speaker 1: not like place a young man gets into professional wrestling.

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Speaker 1: But then again, and I hate to do this back

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Speaker 1: in my day thing. We had Hulk Hogan. Back in

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Speaker 1: Chris do not understand how big Hulk Hogan was in

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Speaker 1: the United States of America back when I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: He was just a really, really, really big deal. Rest

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Speaker 1: in peace to the Hulks there. Yeah. I was totally

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Speaker 1: You know what, I don't love our country being pillaged

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Speaker 1: by foreigners in jobs going to foreigners. Headline outrage as

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Speaker 1: Oracle fires thousands after foreign work. Let me just read

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Speaker 1: Citizenship and Immigration Services Data Oracle the company filed for

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Speaker 1: roughly three thousand, one hundred and twenty six petitions to

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Speaker 1: they sent out an email that fired thousands of people

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Speaker 1: corporate America. I don't think they're reading the tea leaves

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Speaker 1: very well. And this is many, many, many companies in

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Speaker 1: corporate America. I'm not just isolating Oracle companies in the

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Speaker 1: United States of America, major corporations have been firing American

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Speaker 1: there is a severe backlash coming. It will not be

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Speaker 1: under the Trump administration, because he's also one of those guys.

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Speaker 1: Wish he wasn't, but it is what it is. Like

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Speaker 1: I said, Trump's the beginning, He's not the end. He's

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Speaker 1: But in the future, the right is going to begin

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Speaker 1: to punish these companies as they should be punished when

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Speaker 1: they lay off ten thousand American workers and then go

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Speaker 1: of the United States of America must stop. And if

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Speaker 1: you are a business, I know the bottom line matters.

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Speaker 1: I know you've got to make money. I know shareholders,

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Speaker 1: I understand all that. I applaud you if you are

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Speaker 1: a rough political future for yourself. You will freaking deserve it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sick of this crap. Start hiring American workers. It

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Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Friday.

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Speaker 3: Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Hey, Bronco,

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Speaker 3: I have a theory why all the blue hero at

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Speaker 3: obese hags to populate the affluent white female liberals one

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Speaker 1: No, listen, let me explain this again. Human beings are

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Speaker 1: biologically engineered by God for certain things. You are born

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Christ is not. And of course she has.

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Speaker 1: It's in them. It's how God made them. Doesn't mean

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Speaker 1: women are definitely created. They are created that way to

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Speaker 1: that creates for you a wonderful opportunity, what opportunity will

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Speaker 1: If you start working on her social media social circles early,

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Speaker 1: be in her mind. Her baby has to be protected.

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Speaker 1: She'll fight for him, she'll kill for him, she'll die

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Speaker 1: for him. Make the illegal, the foreigner, make him your baby,

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Speaker 1: make the gay movement, all the LGBTQ stuff, those are

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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, wonderful Friday. I remember,

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Speaker 1: you can email us you love your hatere You're dead fretch.

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Speaker 1: You're asked Doctor Jesse questions, you can get those emailed

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Speaker 1: It's an hour before you go on the air and

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Speaker 1: I just prefer to do all the talking myself. That's one. Two.

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Speaker 1: We don't allow guests in the studio. We have never

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Speaker 1: won Chris, have we ever one time? We have never,

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Speaker 1: but you're not welcome in the studio. And here's why

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Speaker 1: they're not welcome in the studio. This is our sanctuary.

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Speaker 1: This is where we have fruit snacks, and this is

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Speaker 1: here to be some guy while I'm running for Senate

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Speaker 1: or something like that. Here'll be some dime who's on

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Speaker 1: You can't ever get rid of them. They'll get there

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Speaker 1: and they'll just want to hang. Well, can we do

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Speaker 1: another segment? No, I thought you kind of sucked on

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Speaker 1: the last one. Get out. It prevents me from having

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Speaker 1: to be a jerk. You know, nobody else is allowed

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Speaker 1: in here, so I only have one microphone. Jesse, you

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Speaker 1: claim to be an idiot, but you're always reading. I

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Speaker 1: because I don't like it, but because I read so slowly,

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Speaker 1: My question is for someone who claims to be an idiot,

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Speaker 1: how fast do you read? How many pages a minute?

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Speaker 1: How many pages a minute? A minute's not very long.

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Speaker 1: I would I'm a pretty fast reader, but I certainly

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Speaker 1: I would think I'm a pretty fast reader. Now I

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Speaker 1: stuck in, especially now because I read so much nonfiction.

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Speaker 1: I used to be only fiction. You know, spy novels

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Speaker 1: and that kind of spy novel guy novels. Right. Uh,

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Speaker 1: that's what I always read all the Jack reach your

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Speaker 1: Ludlum ever wrote. Robert Ludlum wrote amazing books. The Bourne Identity,

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Speaker 1: that movie that Matt Damon butcherd Those are Robert Ludlum books.

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Speaker 1: What Chris, What Chris. If you think the Bourne Identity

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Speaker 1: And I know it's a bold statement. I'm telling you.

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Speaker 1: I read the books years before they started making the movies,

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Speaker 1: I was so excited like anyone else, Hey, I can

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Speaker 1: watch it come to life. I went. I think I

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Speaker 1: the way, the Jason Bourne in the movies is a

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Speaker 1: He wrote another book. Robert Lovedlim wrote another book, The

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Speaker 1: Prometheus Deception. The Prometheus Deception, It wasn't a series. It

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Speaker 1: you were into like super spy type books, like Jason

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Speaker 1: read a lot of that. I read some Tom Clancy stuff.

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Speaker 1: I didn't love as much of his stuff as as

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Speaker 1: some of Clancy. But anyway, I used to read a

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Speaker 1: nonfiction books. One because they interest me. They are always

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Speaker 1: Gives me It gives me ideas for the show. Right. Well,

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Speaker 1: the problem is history writers oftentimes are brutally boring. Sometimes

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Speaker 1: this guy this guy resigned at this date, it so

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Speaker 1: my mind, no wonder too all. Blow through three or

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Speaker 1: just read You're not alone in that anyway. We still

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Speaker 1: have an hour, Chris, We have a whole hour left.

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Speaker 1: Hang on,