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Speaker 3: It is the fourth day of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: Good Thursday morning, everybody, best day of the week. Here
Speaker 3: comes Tommy Olsen. We'll also talk to dot com Tom
Speaker 3: pelisera a little bit about the new general manager. You're
Speaker 3: in Minnesota, vikingson so much more. No Bend today, no
Speaker 3: Qurey today, but a cast of thousands. Let's get her
Speaker 3: started with one of our comedians for our twenty fifth
Speaker 3: anniversary blowout November fifth at Treasure Island. Here's cy Onminson,
Speaker 3: our good friend. It's the Battery Morning Show, Thursday morning.
Speaker 2: Come on in.
Speaker 3: I am glad you are here.
Speaker 1: Here's a Here's a fun fact about marathon runners.
Speaker 4: If you don't know this, it is not uncommon for
Speaker 4: a marathon runner to poop themselves well running a race. Really,
Speaker 4: I can't understand if a marathon was like two days,
Speaker 4: like after forty eight hours you have an accident, okay,
Speaker 4: like for like three and a half hours. It just
Speaker 4: seems like poor planning. You know, I had all those
Speaker 4: tacos for breakfast. I should probably you know what, I'll
Speaker 4: step it out on the course, I'm gonna step it out.
Speaker 4: I'll step it out when that freak you out. If
Speaker 4: somebody poop themselves or they're running next to you, you.
Speaker 1: Bet people freak out.
Speaker 4: You think somebody freaks out after twenty six point two
Speaker 4: miles somebody pooping by them, imagine what they did when
Speaker 4: I did it after my first half mile. I'm going home, guys,
Speaker 4: I'm not running anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't care about diabetes.
Speaker 1: See out the tent.
Speaker 3: There shives operate the pump lives. I'm hey, here we are.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Corey's gone and you're you're so right Back
Speaker 5: in the day, in the good old days, back when
Speaker 5: the world made sense, we'd be starting off with nickelback
Speaker 5: right now or something like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just whalers, and then we'll be wrong.
Speaker 3: I'm glad to be starting off with my new song
Speaker 3: get to download anywhere now. Let's see, we used to
Speaker 3: get to play music from the people who rocked me.
Speaker 2: Not anymore.
Speaker 3: Say I don't have to come get you. Cory's in
Speaker 3: Vegas right now. He's already lost, already, he's pantiless and pennyless. Wow, already,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna write that that's a good name for a
Speaker 3: song you yeah, we know what the stuff we pantsless
Speaker 3: and pennyless. Speaking of that, Tommy should be here the moment.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no leaves today. Uh don't condonnuts.
Speaker 3: I think he said, yeah, something like that. That matters
Speaker 3: more than the power trip. Obviously nice him to carex
Speaker 3: and but but dot com Tom will Law joined us today.
Speaker 2: We'll get it'll be great.
Speaker 3: A breakdown of the new general manager you're Minnesota Watkins.
Speaker 6: Which I thought was a very interesting press conference. I
Speaker 6: listened to it twice.
Speaker 3: Did you lose a bet?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: But I just thought, you know, I should be prepares
Speaker 6: and ready if anyone asked me any questions about it, right,
Speaker 6: And there's only one thing that out of it that
Speaker 6: I thought was interesting, and it was that he has
Speaker 6: final say on the roster.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how about that.
Speaker 2: That's the most interesting part of the whole thing.
Speaker 3: And he didn't say that, mister mister Wills.
Speaker 6: Said that that is like, uh yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so, uh, I thought that was interesting.
Speaker 6: I think it's interesting that he and Koc report to
Speaker 6: ownership and uh, our guy Rob reports to them.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, I thought it was fine.
Speaker 6: I don't know anything about him, that's the first I've
Speaker 6: ever heard of the guy.
Speaker 2: But it should be fun.
Speaker 6: Now, let's see what his first move is to make
Speaker 6: his Marcus the GM and I think I know what
Speaker 6: it is.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't want to tell you now.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, he can't tell us that.
Speaker 2: You'll tell us after he makes the move.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you, Yes, I'll tell you tomorrow who the
Speaker 6: Bikings are going to take on Thursday.
Speaker 2: No, i'll tell you during the break. I have an idea.
Speaker 2: I have a and clean of an idea. Yeah, yes, sir, Yes, sir,
Speaker 2: they're going to be I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: You know that?
Speaker 3: Give me guesses?
Speaker 7: Well, I wonder if it's Seattle related because he came
Speaker 7: from Seattle.
Speaker 2: You moving the team's sleepless and Seattle great film, right, hawk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean unbeaten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very good.
Speaker 3: I bet tom Less loves it. You think Thomas will
Speaker 3: be here in a minute.
Speaker 2: I bet he's a you got male fan?
Speaker 3: Well, he likes males.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no dat he he Oh. Oh, it's about
Speaker 2: an email. Okay, wasn't that basically Sleepless in Seattle two?
Speaker 1: It's the same two people.
Speaker 2: Mhm. You obviously saw it, right, yeah, yeah, so I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 3: We'll find out. You know, I was gonna call him
Speaker 3: and see if Fargo Flesh when to join us the
Speaker 3: day too. Do you know why? Because those Golden Gophers
Speaker 3: keep signing big time players. Many have You've been paying.
Speaker 2: At take he's a great recruiter. Yes he is?
Speaker 3: Oh was it? Oh?
Speaker 2: He very much is. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Is that where it ends?
Speaker 2: Is he attacked third downs like he attacked recruits? I
Speaker 2: think would be uh because the Knicks, it gets that
Speaker 2: chair run and.
Speaker 3: You just love the the you love the san Antonio
Speaker 3: is in.
Speaker 7: Your you're upset about I just it's more about my
Speaker 7: hatred for Nicks, just Nicks, the team, Nix and real life.
Speaker 2: I don't like Nick Madden at all.
Speaker 3: We hate him. I think it's the word you use normally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sad. He was in my dream last night.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 7: It was a dumb dream because it was a dream,
Speaker 7: my dream, like I can control it, sure, And I'm traveling.
Speaker 2: We were traveling with.
Speaker 7: The Wild, all of us, actually yeah, And we had
Speaker 7: a road game the Wild did and they had a
Speaker 7: bunch of like injuries and sickness, and Nick Madden was
Speaker 7: second line defenceman for the Minnesota Wild and I'm in
Speaker 7: the stance watching Nick Madden and I'm like, this is
Speaker 7: my wake up, Like that was my dream.
Speaker 2: I could have been out there.
Speaker 7: And you had even in my wildest dreams. Nick Madden
Speaker 7: gets picked before me to go play for the Wild.
Speaker 3: Dreams are interesting. They're interesting.
Speaker 2: They Yeah, they're extremely interesting.
Speaker 3: Like I wish I understood the nature of dreams. Yeah, same,
Speaker 3: I think humanity does as well.
Speaker 7: It used to be a radio show called The dream
Speaker 7: Doctor that I listened to all the time, and there
Speaker 7: was a guy who went to Harvard and basically said
Speaker 7: that he could there was meanings to dreams and like
Speaker 7: you know if you abel book. Yeah, he brought a
Speaker 7: book about it. But yeah, people would call in and
Speaker 7: share their dreams and he'd interpret them and say just
Speaker 7: that and the other thing. Corey would have hated it.
Speaker 7: But I had fun.
Speaker 3: That's because Corey doesn't dream.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's a dream point dreams about poker.
Speaker 3: He didn't even dream about that. He tells dreams they're stupid.
Speaker 3: He tells dreams they don't exist.
Speaker 6: Yeah he does. He's he questions him every second of
Speaker 6: every day.
Speaker 2: He does.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Carrie Russell walks in and his dream is like,
Speaker 7: all right, this isn't real.
Speaker 2: Get out of here, turn around. Yeah alone, Yeah, leave
Speaker 2: me alone.
Speaker 3: So honestly, you I thought the Knicks were dead in
Speaker 3: the water, and that's what everybody told me. The bill
Speaker 3: of goods was that the Spurs had already won the championship.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: They closed on an eleven zero run to win Game one.
Speaker 6: Jalen Brunson, who was banged around all and at one
Speaker 6: point when.
Speaker 2: He uh, I forgot who I think it was, Uh.
Speaker 6: Kaepernick, Yeah, Cal Kaepernick collided with him and his knee.
Speaker 6: It looked like oh boy, because he was like limping off.
Speaker 6: But he came back in and then he got his ankle.
Speaker 6: The Cornett guy that gave the Wolves sects Dodge Cornett,
Speaker 6: he stepped on his ankle and he laid there for
Speaker 6: a bet.
Speaker 2: He got back up.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, man, he is a he's a he's
Speaker 6: a gamer man. And then he scored thirty and they
Speaker 6: won the game. Karl Anthony Towns at eighteen points and
Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure sixteen or twelve rebounds.
Speaker 2: See, they played well. Man.
Speaker 6: They erased a fourteen point second half deficit because when
Speaker 6: I was watching it and texting you, and you said,
Speaker 6: don't text me.
Speaker 2: I'm tuned to this game.
Speaker 3: I couldn't stop.
Speaker 2: You couldn't stop. You love it, so yeah, you loved it.
Speaker 6: You didn't want any spoilers, even though I'm watching the
Speaker 6: same thing you are.
Speaker 3: I like to watch it on two different TVs.
Speaker 2: They were up.
Speaker 3: One of them is live and the other one was
Speaker 3: five minutes behind it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just Stephen ketch the details and I'm like, they're
Speaker 6: down twelve.
Speaker 2: I'm like that.
Speaker 6: Being New York, I'm like, yeah, that'll do it. So
Speaker 6: I turned it off. Then I woke up at like
Speaker 6: one am, and I'm like, they won, so good for
Speaker 6: New York. Corey and his dad are probably not hyped
Speaker 6: about that because they have the Spurs. Pop No, that's no, no, No,
Speaker 6: Corey's Dad's not Papa, that's Peter.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so the Knicks have a one to zero
Speaker 2: series lead in Game two.
Speaker 6: Is tomorrow, and talk about it at seven point thirty.
Speaker 3: Talk about it, big stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you hope that you wish the series
Speaker 6: win fourteen games.
Speaker 3: I wish it was one and done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, same.
Speaker 3: I wish they beat him so bad that they had
Speaker 3: to call off the season.
Speaker 2: I just want to move to the I just want
Speaker 2: to move to the off season.
Speaker 6: I think it's going to be After that great interview
Speaker 6: with Pa and Chris Finch yesterday, I think we learned
Speaker 6: a lot about their what they're going to do next season.
Speaker 3: Oh can you elucidate?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 6: He basically fell on the sword for Julius Randall no surprise,
Speaker 6: which is brilliant call. I was listening to were you
Speaker 6: listening last night? When Kessler was one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 6: At one point guards he just goes, are you trying
Speaker 6: to get on the button bar?
Speaker 2: Because he was just.
Speaker 6: He was just firing off all these one liners. It
Speaker 6: was funny. Pat Kesler is an a mayor.
Speaker 2: I love Pat.
Speaker 3: He doesn't like us, but I love him.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like us.
Speaker 3: I don't know. He doesn't come on our show, asked
Speaker 3: him twice. Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying. He
Speaker 3: didn't like.
Speaker 2: Us, asked him everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he doesn't. I don't know.
Speaker 7: I mean, I think it's me. Hawks sent to Elvis
Speaker 7: Graham to his door.
Speaker 2: What did Elvis say? He said, good old William, get
Speaker 2: on my wiener.
Speaker 3: He wasn't a good one.
Speaker 2: Oh he couldn't Minnesota. I get GM up here.
Speaker 3: I told him to just just go with whatever he felt,
Speaker 3: and that's what he did. I thought it'd be like, hey,
Speaker 3: come on the initials game, you know, But that's get on,
Speaker 3: I hired the wrong guy. I don't have to tell you.
Speaker 6: Have you guys seen that bit on the internet where
Speaker 6: people hire like, you know, like a sub zero impersonator
Speaker 6: or like a spider man, or like a clown for
Speaker 6: a one man party. Like this clown will show up
Speaker 6: and it'll be like, hey, I heard there's a birthday
Speaker 6: party and.
Speaker 2: It's just that guy.
Speaker 6: So in the clown and that guy like sit there
Speaker 6: together for like an hour and a half.
Speaker 2: It's like a whole bit. It's kind of funny.
Speaker 6: This guy just hires impersonators and then when they show
Speaker 6: up it's just him.
Speaker 7: Is that the same guy that does has the Jesse
Speaker 7: from Breaking Bad in person?
Speaker 2: Have you seen that? And I think, so, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a guy who just sounds.
Speaker 7: Exactly like I mean, I guess you could hire him
Speaker 7: and he'll come over to your house and.
Speaker 2: Then it's just him. It's just brilliant. But yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 3: What if I do that? But if I dress up
Speaker 3: as Elvis and I go around as a and I say, hey,
Speaker 3: Elvis Graham and people may buy me and Elvis Gram
Speaker 3: Can they open the door and I just say the
Speaker 3: worst things?
Speaker 2: Can I use your bathroom? Yeah? Well good? Here? What
Speaker 2: if that's the Charts Challenge punishment that I have to
Speaker 2: be Know.
Speaker 6: That whoever loses, we get to pick impersonators to.
Speaker 2: Cover to their house.
Speaker 3: Corey finding out about this, I'm not doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not
Speaker 3: doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. Did you
Speaker 3: get my impression was like, yeah, yeah, you don't want
Speaker 3: to do that. I'm not doing that. Any guys can
Speaker 3: do it. I'm not done. Is Cory here, I'm fooling myself.
Speaker 6: Sounds like the Watowski Lady and Monsters inc.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not labo zacho what hawk? Oh yeah? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: she's mean.
Speaker 3: She's a snail.
Speaker 6: She's mean, she wears glasses. Yeah, she's mean, she wears glasses. Yeah,
Speaker 6: she's a rasp Tom Bernards like voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's with.
Speaker 3: All the trails in my house. It looks like I
Speaker 3: already have.
Speaker 2: Snail trails getting Oh yeah, oh yeah, I bet she smelled.
Speaker 2: You're not wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing well.
Speaker 6: I mean last year though. I mean, here's the other thing.
Speaker 6: Is it's uh June fourth right now?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah it is.
Speaker 3: It's one hundred and seventy.
Speaker 2: Did you see all how it's going to be next
Speaker 2: week here? Like the mid nineties?
Speaker 1: Why doesn't happen?
Speaker 3: Why can't we have a good thing?
Speaker 2: Just have it be seventy or thirty two?
Speaker 3: Yep, here's what I said. I said, can we have
Speaker 3: spring and spring say I'm not doing that?
Speaker 6: Yeah, brilliant, But but I think we do the survivor
Speaker 6: bit again.
Speaker 2: I think that was fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I liked it. I don't know if I was
Speaker 3: the only one you liked it.
Speaker 2: I loved it. Yeah, I thought it was great.
Speaker 3: You have the listeners like it or not?
Speaker 1: Do we bring back the chart challenge?
Speaker 3: I would like to charge? He wants to. Yeah, we
Speaker 3: have to do a challenge that Butthole will do. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's just tell the truth. Butthole is the one to
Speaker 3: put the kibosh on it. I'm not doing that. Well,
Speaker 3: come on, but hoole, don't you want to do something.
Speaker 3: I'm not MoMA the one you have.
Speaker 2: It's like you have to take a class that.
Speaker 3: I still think that was a good idea say it.
Speaker 3: But you know what, here's the thing, Zach, you you're
Speaker 3: betrayed us. Because as soon as Cory said, you're like, you.
Speaker 1: Know what that was?
Speaker 7: No, I was, yeah, you're not wrong. I mentioned school,
Speaker 7: and I was already that was an immediate.
Speaker 3: I just thought to be a brilliant think if we
Speaker 3: had to pay for a class and take one class
Speaker 3: one night a week for an entire semester, and you
Speaker 3: had to pass through, you had to do it again.
Speaker 2: I mean, a brilliant punishment. It's a brilliant punishment.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: It is a brutal punishment, it is.
Speaker 3: But that's what it should be.
Speaker 2: That I wrote a great sound from Vegas. You've been
Speaker 2: paid hundreds of thousands of times of thousands of dollars close.
Speaker 3: But you know what, you think I won't get an
Speaker 3: endorsement from Concordia.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's where win. No, that would that's that's maybe.
Speaker 3: I think it's the greatest punishment ever.
Speaker 2: I think it is.
Speaker 3: And you know what, if you like that punishment as
Speaker 3: a charge challenge. But please let let me know that
Speaker 3: I'm not alone in this. I think it's a brilliant punishment.
Speaker 6: Why something brutal and it can be any class it
Speaker 6: can you do it online?
Speaker 1: No, buttole I'm not.
Speaker 3: No, you got to go to the class. That's the reason.
Speaker 3: It's a punishment. It's not a gift.
Speaker 1: I lost.
Speaker 2: I love the sweat of the charge challenge you do.
Speaker 3: I love everything about it.
Speaker 6: And we could do that this year because technically Corey
Speaker 6: would be the ghost.
Speaker 2: He can't.
Speaker 3: He looks like a ghost.
Speaker 1: Wasn't it that he's he can't?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think you're right. I think he is.
Speaker 6: So we could do that. There we go, so that
Speaker 6: we can do it. I mean, I bet Perish would
Speaker 6: say no.
Speaker 3: Are gonna say?
Speaker 2: But we could do it?
Speaker 3: That's another Just you and I do it because everybody
Speaker 3: else their buttholes. Yeah, and then uh then you won't
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: No, I do it. Sure. I love the sweat of
Speaker 2: the church channel. I love the chart Town good.
Speaker 3: First to do one class a week, learn something for
Speaker 3: once a mon day, and then.
Speaker 2: The loser or the winners get to pick what class
Speaker 2: it is. I don't.
Speaker 3: I think that's the other I think the the when
Speaker 3: the losers should get to choose their own class game.
Speaker 3: But it has to be a real class.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it can be.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. It could be you know, ping pung thing.
Speaker 3: I don't care. But you have to take the whole
Speaker 3: class and you have to pass it. You don't pass it,
Speaker 3: you have to do it again.
Speaker 2: Man, that's writing a turn paper. Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine every like Wednesday night when you're like, sorry, buddy,
Speaker 6: I gotta go to school to my cat. Yeah no,
Speaker 6: I'm talking about me, okay.
Speaker 2: Or my dad?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well yeah, sorry sorry Jeff, Yeah sorry, Jeff. I
Speaker 3: gotta wear pasts for a while.
Speaker 2: You gotta stay in that that outfit for a bunch
Speaker 2: of long Yeah.
Speaker 3: You just stad there.
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Speaker 6: Uh so, yeah, gut her helmet mn dot com. Okay,
Speaker 6: Tommy out of know where. If Tommy doesn't come, I quit.
Speaker 2: No, he'll be here. He said it was all right,
Speaker 2: you said no buttthole and he turned around. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's a good point. You stopped to get
Speaker 3: some on his way here.
Speaker 2: All right, Tommy said, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right. Here's the thing. There's plenty to
Speaker 3: talk about. We'll actually talk about real things when we
Speaker 3: come back.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: I had something. I had a procedure yesterday. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: and it still hurts as I sit here your throat. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll tell you how would come back about? Get ready
Speaker 3: for the ultimate summer escape at Treasure of Island see
Speaker 3: Theory of a Dead Man Stone Hipple Pilots. Fuck all right,
Speaker 3: ladies and gentlemen. He had us all worried.
Speaker 4: Oh we're fine, but he's here Thursday, he's here.
Speaker 5: And he is Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sure did you did?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, it's a lot, it's early.
Speaker 3: It's good though.
Speaker 1: We're here.
Speaker 2: We're ready to roll.
Speaker 3: You got you got that right, brother?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that lifetime twenty four to seven?
Speaker 1: Obviously four am?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get the right? At four? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Did they look at you like, what the hell are
Speaker 3: you doing here? Is there a long line of cars
Speaker 3: that side? Because sometimes there are this one over here? Man,
Speaker 3: When I roll through there's people out there waiting to
Speaker 3: get in.
Speaker 1: There is yeah, like literally waiting right at the front door.
Speaker 3: I guess this is an orange theory, right, very.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right and even twenty four that orange theory.
Speaker 6: If you drive by it, Like when I used to
Speaker 6: go the other way, when I would come from the
Speaker 6: other way, they that place was packed with people, right five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good for them.
Speaker 1: They're grinding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, orange theory. Grind.
Speaker 3: My friend Stephanie does it ever, like three times a week.
Speaker 3: She it kills man. She loves you, Discover strang. I
Speaker 3: love that place too. I don't know, man, I like
Speaker 3: having a trainer, don't matter.
Speaker 2: Couch sitting.
Speaker 3: What's that again?
Speaker 2: Couch sitting? You look good?
Speaker 1: Thanks, man, you'ren't healthy, you look good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I appreciate it. Ten pounds are you actually yes?
Speaker 3: Growing yet?
Speaker 2: No? It's still ten ten smacks. I'm still in the
Speaker 2: thumb club.
Speaker 3: We're still there.
Speaker 2: We're still lating Tommy man. Oh god, ma'am man, it's
Speaker 2: almost football season.
Speaker 1: To its close.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: How about the Miles garretting. That was the coolest dude, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: That guy.
Speaker 6: I mean, that's it is. It's like trading Reggie White
Speaker 6: in his prime.
Speaker 8: There's some saucy Madden training.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 9: Yes, he's the best player in the league, like best
Speaker 9: defender probably, Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hey Thomas, Yeah, how about this recruiting class that
Speaker 3: you're going.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I
Speaker 1: was going to force bringing up today now coming Fargo.
Speaker 3: If you're listening, get your ace in your toss about it.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Yeah, it's never been like this, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: You guys were like in the top ten all the time.
Speaker 1: Now the recruiting and that's.
Speaker 8: You guys talk about how far we've come, right twenty yeah,
Speaker 8: fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a local Minnesota.
Speaker 8: Kid signs and now is a massive deal. Now we're
Speaker 8: getting them from everywhere. Yeah, all the time, top ten
Speaker 8: every year.
Speaker 1: I mean that's how you get good though, if you
Speaker 1: get you get some good recruits.
Speaker 3: So you know what, though, it's actually the old way
Speaker 3: of getting good. He's a slow build. Yeah, that didn't
Speaker 3: happen anymore. Now you're a one and done, like Indiana's
Speaker 3: going to go oh and ten this year.
Speaker 1: Well, ok, Dady.
Speaker 8: The craziest part it's not like we're in the top
Speaker 8: twenty nil.
Speaker 1: I know, so.
Speaker 2: Which is weird, That's what I mean.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's so many big businesses and I don't under
Speaker 6: stand n I L I don't understand all of that.
Speaker 6: But like if three M was like, yeah, all right,
Speaker 6: we're in or Target or best Buy or I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you know what the hard part is though
Speaker 1: to go? Like if you're.
Speaker 8: Trying to sell like let's say, let's say you're in
Speaker 8: charge of nil for the Ghosts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you was Paulie, you know, PAULI get hired.
Speaker 8: We need you to go out to the top ten
Speaker 8: biggest companies in Minnesota and.
Speaker 1: Go sell their NIL for the ghosts. What what?
Speaker 8: What are you selling an eighteen year old to just
Speaker 8: go pay him? There's there's there's no return on it. Like, well, listen,
Speaker 8: there's no there's nothing there.
Speaker 6: I think the thing you can sell now, sorry, howgs daddy.
Speaker 6: I think the thing you can sell now was you
Speaker 6: have a shot to play in the NFL.
Speaker 2: Used to have that ten years ago, right.
Speaker 8: I mean you look at every position we have now,
Speaker 8: we had a we had a big ten Lineman of
Speaker 8: the Year with Ursay three years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he starts for the Texans, right, first round pick
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 3: If I got that job, we better win a national
Speaker 3: championship for the next three years. Yeah, or definitely going
Speaker 3: on probation because oh god, the only way I'm getting
Speaker 3: them here is with hookers.
Speaker 2: Well think about it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could play the hits.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I'm like, listen, we got much
Speaker 3: money for you. But there's so much, as they say
Speaker 3: to the astronauts, Kang.
Speaker 2: No, they have I told you my drink drink?
Speaker 8: Have I told you my dad's recruiting story. Oh no,
Speaker 8: but it's before six right, Like this is for minute, Okay,
Speaker 8: you guys.
Speaker 1: So my dad at the end of the story, he
Speaker 1: commits to this school. So he flies in. This is
Speaker 1: when he's a senior right.
Speaker 3: At the U of M.
Speaker 1: No senior in high school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I mean he's committing to the school. Yes, Okay,
Speaker 3: got it.
Speaker 8: This is before he committed to the I'll tell you
Speaker 8: so Boulder, Colorado.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, they're recruiting them. So they fly him out
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 8: The head coach picks him up from the airport. There's
Speaker 8: four recruits with them, and they all they offer him
Speaker 8: like in the limo and they get picked up and
Speaker 8: they're driving through the mountains to get to Colorado.
Speaker 2: We know how gorgeous is studying now you say, no.
Speaker 1: It was my dad's first time. He's eighteen years old.
Speaker 8: And so they pull up, not to the campus, they
Speaker 8: just keep going to the mountain, into this trail and
Speaker 8: then they all get they all get out and then
Speaker 8: for the recruits and the coaches walk down this trail
Speaker 8: sing it and there's four horses and four My dad goes,
Speaker 8: most unbelievable looking when I mean.
Speaker 1: He's ever seen. This is not a joke.
Speaker 8: You guys keep and they go pick your horse and
Speaker 8: then pick your girl. Okay, and this is not a joke.
Speaker 8: They all the girls were the quote unquote like professional
Speaker 8: horse or for people or whatever, and they all go
Speaker 8: down their separate ways.
Speaker 1: My dad never really admits what happened. He just goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was it was good. I mean we did a
Speaker 1: little scrimmage and I'm.
Speaker 8: Like okay, and then uh, after that, they all get
Speaker 8: back and then they all commit that night amazing hot block. Yeah,
Speaker 8: they all said we're coming to the coming to Colorado.
Speaker 8: And then it was a day before signed day my
Speaker 8: dad flipped to go to the ghosts, but that was
Speaker 8: like big time man. Think of how much though that
Speaker 8: changes your life?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it changed your lifelie because now you have
Speaker 3: a brother or sister.
Speaker 1: You don't know, Horse, you're still very well.
Speaker 3: I mean, if somebody sweaty in Colorado right now.
Speaker 6: Somebody just got the shivers up their spie when you
Speaker 6: told that story.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that was supposed to.
Speaker 1: Be for air, but whatever, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: What's amazing, Suy.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine and I've heard some stories, but can
Speaker 2: you imagine Joe Mowers recruiting visits?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, he didn't take anything.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying, I'm just do you know who
Speaker 1: had wild ones? Chantrell Henderson? Remember that name?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 1: I mean that was recently. So he was a year
Speaker 1: older than me and he was number one recruiting.
Speaker 2: He what's he up to?
Speaker 8: So actually really unfortunate because he was you got all
Speaker 8: he went Miami and then he went to usc Yeah,
Speaker 8: and then you got drafted still in the first second round.
Speaker 1: But then he got crones and and like it was
Speaker 1: nothing he could control.
Speaker 2: That's what he sucks.
Speaker 1: And people think, like what happened to him?
Speaker 2: It's just like, no, I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Then that sucks because he was he was best recruiting country.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes he was.
Speaker 1: He was literally six eight.
Speaker 8: Three thirty as a senior in high school and he
Speaker 8: could dunk. He was a monster his recruiting class. Like,
Speaker 8: he went down to Miami.
Speaker 1: They have McKenny and Irvin pick him up from the.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?
Speaker 8: Yeah, from the airport and then they all go out
Speaker 8: like so all like all that's what Miami does though,
Speaker 8: they have all the alumni come back.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's Michael Irvin picked him up.
Speaker 8: I can.
Speaker 3: Think of that like the pressure to perform.
Speaker 2: Right, my god, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It was like you, oh my god, Like those are
Speaker 1: the those are the legends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the legends.
Speaker 8: Think of like and like Ed Reid and ray Lewis
Speaker 8: are sitting there telling you to come to.
Speaker 2: The about your How do you say? No? Right?
Speaker 1: Those are the best players ever played football.
Speaker 2: Ever played football.
Speaker 1: It's just the coolest thing.
Speaker 3: In the world is your recruiting visit.
Speaker 1: You know what, I had a really cool host. His
Speaker 1: name was Smole. Do you guys remember when the Dome class.
Speaker 3: Did you get Colorado and get picked up by a
Speaker 3: lady who looked a lot like your dad, and.
Speaker 2: When they said you could pick anyone you want, you vomited.
Speaker 1: So I was committed to Brewster.
Speaker 8: But then when Kill, like literally the weekend that Kill
Speaker 8: got hired, I came in and that was my official weekend.
Speaker 1: So he had no idea what was going on. No
Speaker 1: one had any idea.
Speaker 8: And then like we're gonna have super fun and then
Speaker 8: it was the biggest snowstorm ever when the dome class.
Speaker 2: That was are you kidding me? No jokes?
Speaker 8: So then Eddie was hosting me, and I always I
Speaker 8: knew all the guys because I was already down there
Speaker 8: all the time.
Speaker 1: We had a George party that was kind of fun,
Speaker 1: but like a lot of dudes, a lot of dude
Speaker 1: so it was actual pretty nice.
Speaker 8: But then like Eddie, I ended up just like hanging
Speaker 8: out in the hotel. But like, if I could go back,
Speaker 8: I always tell this to everybody, If I could go back,
Speaker 8: I'd go take my mother four.
Speaker 6: But yeah, you couldn't go to Alabama, Tommy, you sell yourself.
Speaker 2: It would have been you should not.
Speaker 8: The coolest thing that was like just just to have
Speaker 8: like a saban or urban mind show up to your school.
Speaker 1: Jim Trestle did that.
Speaker 2: Was Jesus tough, buddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't be sitting there right, sitting right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's what I think about it.
Speaker 8: Like if guys who go to Bama and Georgia or
Speaker 8: wherever and they're from Minnesota, like then you.
Speaker 1: Come back and like, I don't know, I just think
Speaker 1: like this one this would be happening. So I think
Speaker 1: they you is the.
Speaker 8: Best place to go personal Obviously I'm biased, but.
Speaker 2: Think of that.
Speaker 1: Like the recruitings.
Speaker 8: If you ask any high school kid or college kid
Speaker 8: about the recruiting, they love to talk about it.
Speaker 1: It's like asking about their tattoos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I'd love to hear Liebers. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 2: Libs got some good ones.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, come on.
Speaker 1: Bardo's got Do you see Cupado's kid.
Speaker 8: I don't know if we can talk whatever, but yeah,
Speaker 8: Ryan Coupado's kid who they offered eighth grade are Carter
Speaker 8: Cupado is in eighth grade and he got to offer
Speaker 8: two days ago from Fleck.
Speaker 2: Only eighth trasition quarterback.
Speaker 1: Just like his dad.
Speaker 8: He's gonna be talk like he could be an e
Speaker 8: League eleven type guy like he could be like the
Speaker 8: first real like generational quarterback.
Speaker 1: Thanks for bringing up the ghost. I think it's the
Speaker 1: coolest thing.
Speaker 2: It's great, let's go. Why do you need more?
Speaker 1: No, I love it.
Speaker 3: It's because he's thinking about his little sisters or mid
Speaker 3: sisters out there somewhere Colorado.
Speaker 1: Mess her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe maybe he didn't miss her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you should have. Maybe it's the same lady
Speaker 2: you met in Colorado.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: We'll play Marshall from.
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Speaker 1: You're flying or driving?
Speaker 3: Driving?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a long way to drive for one shore
Speaker 3: and a gig.
Speaker 2: Oh. Sweet man.
Speaker 3: The Fabulous Armadillo is at a music festival up there.
Speaker 3: That's great, A long.
Speaker 2: Way to go.
Speaker 3: Well, if the breaks get done, the brakes went bad
Speaker 3: on the old van.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well you and my dad got to stop rocking it.
Speaker 3: You know what if the van's rocking, don't bother knocking.
Speaker 8: Baby, you guys French, just get ready to it, no
Speaker 8: worry English.
Speaker 2: Yeah they speak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's hogs Day. That's a far drive, like
Speaker 1: far far yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at six five six hours.
Speaker 2: It's it's like, yeah, it's like going to Chicago.
Speaker 3: It's a long way to drive for one gig.
Speaker 2: We'll take it. Oh yeah, it's crazy man.
Speaker 3: It's so it's basically Canada.
Speaker 2: Remember when you guys sent me up there. It's fine,
Speaker 2: but yeah, when you had an after party out there?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah we uh yeah, we were in the uh
Speaker 7: place a while after close.
Speaker 3: What I what can I do to stay awake on
Speaker 3: the drive?
Speaker 2: Tommy? Oh boy? No?
Speaker 8: Actually, okay, do you know there's a lot of horny
Speaker 8: podcasts out there, your God, my God.
Speaker 1: And you guys besides this one.
Speaker 8: You mean, no, I don't like obviously laughing helps the most,
Speaker 8: but like sometimes just getting a little Randy that'll wake up.
Speaker 2: Well, sure, it's not a bad idea. Actually, I think
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 8: You get so focused on the storytelling, you're like.
Speaker 7: Oh, now I would stop there, you, I understand, probably don't.
Speaker 2: All the time you guys.
Speaker 1: Did you guys drive with your foot up?
Speaker 2: No? I do not know. My legs are too.
Speaker 3: Well, not just that, I know, you know what I'm talking about,
Speaker 3: like right here, Yeah, no.
Speaker 2: My car is to boxy. I will give it a chance.
Speaker 2: I have a chance.
Speaker 3: Never ever been able to get over a story that
Speaker 3: I learned at a at a junk yard.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh man, oh.
Speaker 3: God, where a gentleman was taking a drink from a
Speaker 3: doctor pepper and rear ended somebody and the bottle went
Speaker 3: all the way through the back of his neck and
Speaker 3: all the way out the other side of his.
Speaker 2: Head, like something out of beetlejuice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I I always think about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a women thing too, like they like to
Speaker 7: put their feet up on the dash.
Speaker 2: They do, And then you've seen the X rays.
Speaker 1: How many women are you driving around.
Speaker 2: Women? Because men don't do that. I'm sorry, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 8: Every day I drive every day because then that then
Speaker 8: the air comes right up and you know cools.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's the thing. Please remind me you remember the
Speaker 3: story I read the other day from Esquire about the
Speaker 3: pan and troughs. Oh God, we got it. Don't don't
Speaker 3: tell us. I want to talk to Tommy and see
Speaker 3: if he likes p and troughs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, paid Sports Present.
Speaker 3: There's all kinds of great stuff like pretzels and and
Speaker 3: and and red bulls and uh and monster energies and
Speaker 3: five hour energies and all of them.
Speaker 2: Hang on one of us going too soon?
Speaker 3: Can I start with the story while you find out
Speaker 3: what the holiday specialist?
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, go.
Speaker 3: To the one in Royalton. By the way, it's Tommy's favorite.
Speaker 2: Yet.
Speaker 3: Our brand new GM is a guy by the name
Speaker 3: of Nolan Teasley. Here's his vision for your squad, Ladies
Speaker 3: and gentlemen.
Speaker 10: We're going to develop a shared language that drives how
Speaker 10: we evaluate and how we operate in working toward building
Speaker 10: a champion on a day to day basis. And most importantly,
Speaker 10: I'm going to provide the support system that Kevin O'Connell
Speaker 10: needs to bring his vision for.
Speaker 1: This team to life.
Speaker 10: What do you think our goals, our goals are simple,
Speaker 10: and we're going to build the deepest, most competitive roster
Speaker 10: possible so that we can be at our best in December,
Speaker 10: in January, in February, and ultimately worked forward winning the
Speaker 10: Super Bowl that this fan base deserves.
Speaker 3: That's right, It's gonna happen, guys.
Speaker 6: I mean, I think it's a great hire. Anybody who
Speaker 6: knows anything about it is excited about it. Right When
Speaker 6: football people think it's a good hire, I think that's
Speaker 6: I think that's there's optimism there. I just don't you know,
Speaker 6: we got to see what he does. Right, there's gonna
Speaker 6: be a move here before training camp, you got it.
Speaker 2: He's got to do something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Gotta do something. You got to put your mark on
Speaker 2: your team.
Speaker 6: But yeah, I think it's good that they hired out
Speaker 6: outside of the organization. I think it's good they hired
Speaker 6: a football guy. And I think it's good that, as
Speaker 6: we talked about earlier that Ziggy Wilf or Mark Wilf said,
Speaker 6: he reports to me and he has final say on
Speaker 6: the Ross.
Speaker 11: Nolan is as far as the gentleman, he's the gentleman's
Speaker 11: of the organization.
Speaker 2: He has final say on the roster. Of the fifty three.
Speaker 11: But in the end he's going to lean heavily and
Speaker 11: he'll say it himself on our head coach obviously, and
Speaker 11: people like Rob RAZINSI in the building that have deep
Speaker 11: experience and skill sets that are complementary. So I think
Speaker 11: we have it all put together in a great way,
Speaker 11: and I'm confident that this is a great move for
Speaker 11: the organization, a great move for the Minnesota Vikings.
Speaker 2: Let's go. I love Mark other GM's right.
Speaker 9: I can't name maybe two, John Schneider, Schneider right, Dusty
Speaker 9: mad What makes them look good rafting is that that's
Speaker 9: their number one thing, finding talent, like good scouts, like
Speaker 9: that's that's what they're in charge of.
Speaker 3: It's hiring. It's hiring good people to be right. I
Speaker 3: mean that's the bottom line, hiring good people to do
Speaker 3: their jobs.
Speaker 1: And a good team.
Speaker 3: I would guess culture and all that's.
Speaker 8: Good.
Speaker 3: Let them know whose boss and then show whose bosses
Speaker 3: you drive.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you guys, don't knock until you try it, and
Speaker 8: you want to stay away.
Speaker 3: I got five and a half hours by tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that doesn't sound like I would fall asleep afterwards.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put on a little.
Speaker 2: Light up a cigarette. Oh man, but you.
Speaker 8: Now with those new cars, you can like lock onto
Speaker 8: the car in front of you in your lane.
Speaker 1: What yeah, you know what I mean with the cruise control.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you have that hogs Daddy, don't.
Speaker 3: You You mean it? It just stays at the same speed.
Speaker 8: No joke, Like you can just lock onto the car
Speaker 8: in front of you, say how far back you want to.
Speaker 1: Be, and then it'll buzzy if you go zoom lanes.
Speaker 3: That's that sounds like a bad idea. What if the
Speaker 3: guy in front of you is a douchebag?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds like cranking mode, right, it does.
Speaker 6: Somebody who invented that is, Like, that's not what that
Speaker 6: young man, the guy in.
Speaker 3: Front of it just left the casino. He didn't have
Speaker 3: the best day.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's always a problem.
Speaker 3: Why did you follow him into the lake?
Speaker 8: Ye?
Speaker 3: The controls?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no joke.
Speaker 8: When they turn and then your your car takes like
Speaker 8: then you then you yeah, they floor it. It's not
Speaker 8: maybe don't don't don't put yeah, maybe maybe pay attention
Speaker 8: when you're driving here.
Speaker 2: Thank you, you're welcome.
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Speaker 6: Obviously there's basketball news, Beezer and the Beezer. But how
Speaker 6: about this hogs Daddy Micah Parsons yesterday made it clear
Speaker 6: that he will begin his twenty twenty six season on
Speaker 6: the pup list, and he is saying he will.
Speaker 2: Be back in mid October. So the Vikings open with
Speaker 2: the pack He's not playing in that and a lot
Speaker 2: of people have pointed out also, what about Tucker Kraft,
Speaker 2: their stud tight end? Will he be available week one?
Speaker 6: So we may see a little bit of a mass
Speaker 6: unit with the Green Bay Packers.
Speaker 8: And when did you tear that last game of the season?
Speaker 6: Micah tore it right before the playoffs, I think, and Tucker,
Speaker 6: I don't know about talking.
Speaker 1: I think like that turnaround times insane?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but he uh, mid October is no joke, man,
Speaker 6: November second for Tucker, They're super that's how good. Like
Speaker 6: the Miles Garrett trade is same with Michael Parsons. If
Speaker 6: you have Michaeh. Parsons, it changes everything because if you
Speaker 6: could put pressure on the quarterback constantly, I do care
Speaker 6: about Garry.
Speaker 1: Looked like an all bro.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so yeah, that's uh, that's good news for your
Speaker 6: Minnesota Vikings, bad news for a family member at my house, Louis.
Speaker 2: No, he's not a packer fan. I picked him up
Speaker 2: yesterday from daycare.
Speaker 1: How was it first day?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Smoking, Yeah, you're smoking.
Speaker 6: The teacher was asking him questions and he was answered
Speaker 6: in the Mel Gibson voice, you look at.
Speaker 3: Her and girl, Yeah he was he is.
Speaker 6: He says like two word sentences and now all of
Speaker 6: a sudden he's speaking full sentences like mel Gibson.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I picked him up. In the second he
Speaker 2: turned and saw me, he's just started sobbing, which.
Speaker 3: He was thinking he got to live there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was like from Shrek and there's Shrek. But yeah,
Speaker 6: he had a great day. It was good, it was
Speaker 6: I was proud of it. He did really well.
Speaker 3: Here's what he said to you.
Speaker 2: That's why I started.
Speaker 3: She learned.
Speaker 6: But eight hours a daycare, he hadn't had a smoke,
Speaker 6: and that what he saw me.
Speaker 2: Damn it I got eight.
Speaker 6: Hours the longest I gone. You make me want to smoke? Yeah,
Speaker 6: he was, Yeah, but you going again today?
Speaker 2: No, he goes out Wednesdays and Fridays, so he'll be
Speaker 2: uh yeah it was. It was interesting.
Speaker 3: If you wants to go to a war road with me, yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean he'd sleep the whole time, smoke them if
Speaker 1: you got oh.
Speaker 2: Speaking of that.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 6: In August, my wife and I are looking going somewhere
Speaker 6: for a birthday. You've been to Lake Geneva, right, yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 6: that's like where she wants to go.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. A lot we we the final race of
Speaker 3: the year for Snowcrust for five years. Was there was awesome.
Speaker 3: It's the old Playboy mansion.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable, unbelievable. And they have a huge golf complex out there. Ye,
Speaker 1: like so sick and.
Speaker 3: A little small downtown like it's like you're w a
Speaker 3: Christmas Village's sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where she wants to.
Speaker 1: Have You heard a bay Have you heard Bayfield?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Bayfield.
Speaker 8: Bayfield's kind of like that too. Bayfield feels like a
Speaker 8: movie town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, oh yes, I've heard good things. My parents
Speaker 2: used to go there all but Bayfield, Yeah yeah, you've
Speaker 2: been to Hayward Hayward bangs. What about that? Uh, it's
Speaker 2: that one cat place or something.
Speaker 8: Hayward spooner, dan Berry, Danburry, that's what Danberry Bangsino?
Speaker 2: Don't they? Sure?
Speaker 8: Sure?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: The Knicks ended up winning the game last night.
Speaker 6: They ended it on a eleven point run to steal
Speaker 6: Game one of the NBA Finals one oh five ninety five.
Speaker 6: Brunson had thirty cat at eighteen points and twelve boards.
Speaker 2: The Knicks have won twelve straight playoff games.
Speaker 6: They are the first team to beat the Spurs in
Speaker 6: a Game one of the Finals. They were six and
Speaker 6: zero until last night. Game two is tomorrow at seven thirty.
Speaker 6: The Spurs are a six and a half point favorite.
Speaker 2: Here pennies.
Speaker 6: Hey, Rosie, if you were to travel with hockey this weekend,
Speaker 6: what's the one thing you bring?
Speaker 2: Pennies?
Speaker 6: Jesus, why did he say that?
Speaker 1: Those sounds? What did you ask Santa for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Pies?
Speaker 1: You know what made me laugh the other day when
Speaker 1: I was walking around, Just finish.
Speaker 2: Just finished, It is so good. There's so many.
Speaker 3: Again, how about this one?
Speaker 2: Keeping it in the feet department? Oh why did he
Speaker 2: say that? I know that was on the news obvious.
Speaker 3: How about this one.
Speaker 2: The rim protector man, He's given us a lot, he
Speaker 2: really is.
Speaker 3: We just said, all right, we come back in what
Speaker 3: really matters. Tommy's going to talk to us about whether
Speaker 3: or not he likes peeing.
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Speaker 1: Biking cheat hogs Daddy.
Speaker 8: I heard you talking about someone who I put on
Speaker 8: a pedestal this week and Eddie and I think he's
Speaker 8: one of the biggest freaks to ever go through the
Speaker 8: University of Minnesota, Papa, and he's not talked about Marcus
Speaker 8: Cheryl's biggest freak of alter.
Speaker 3: God, I was talking to him yesterday. He was right
Speaker 3: now Ever, I wanted him to be here when you're here.
Speaker 3: Oh please, I'll try to get him in next Thursday.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys.
Speaker 3: He's the best.
Speaker 8: So he's the most humble human being maybe to ever
Speaker 8: walk this earth. So when he was so, Eddie was
Speaker 8: a freshman when he came in, and Marcush was a
Speaker 8: fiftieer senior, so he's like Decker's grade.
Speaker 1: Like they had some special guys in the clas, they
Speaker 1: really did.
Speaker 8: And Cheryls was lifting with like all the O line
Speaker 8: and D linemen and he was he weighed one seventy.
Speaker 2: Five if that if that, yeah, And he was.
Speaker 8: The strongest guy on the team, power, clean, bench, squat
Speaker 8: everything faster than everybody, most explosive guy in the world.
Speaker 1: And then he was the most humbled, nice guy on
Speaker 1: top of him.
Speaker 3: He came up to me, I said this on the air,
Speaker 3: doesn't hockey, Yeah, And he said, he said, I wanted
Speaker 3: to I wanted to thank you. You always had my back.
Speaker 3: And I thought to myself, first of all, how sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Second of all, how could anybody say a bad word
Speaker 3: about him ever in any way, not only off the field,
Speaker 3: because he's a great dude. On the field. He was
Speaker 3: a monster, monster, a monster in a long career too.
Speaker 1: He really did.
Speaker 3: Man, he's five ten, one seventy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was so good at returning, like he was
Speaker 1: so consistent. That's all you needed. He was just a
Speaker 1: great body to put back there. He's so good.
Speaker 3: Eight years with your Vikings think of that. Well, technically
Speaker 3: nine with the Vikings, because he spent some of twenty
Speaker 3: nineteen with a swall. I mean, my goodness, man.
Speaker 1: That's so good.
Speaker 8: Now he owns a do you know ets that he
Speaker 8: has a couple of those down in Rochester?
Speaker 1: Kidding?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I didn't know that.
Speaker 8: And then he has like a pickleball place down in Rochester.
Speaker 8: That's super cool because he from there. He's from Chester.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, chest that's right. His brother, Oh, his
Speaker 3: brother played linebacker, right number fifty eight.
Speaker 1: He was a coach, a linebacker and he was a
Speaker 1: linebacker's coach. When I was there, I thought, yeh, the
Speaker 1: greatest guy. Now you know, he's skinny and he looks
Speaker 1: really good. He's always at the game, so you.
Speaker 3: Gotta quit bugging. But yeah, I always like, you look great.
Speaker 3: Just you're wondering, I haven't seen you today, but you
Speaker 3: look great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was number fifty eight of them.
Speaker 8: Don't like when the back in the day. I love
Speaker 8: those Cheryls.
Speaker 1: I couldn't say enough positive things about it.
Speaker 8: So when you said that it got me amped this week,
Speaker 8: And how dad, how is your golf swing?
Speaker 3: Pretty good? They used to of my balls and that's
Speaker 3: not terrible. Yes, two shots, they used two of them,
Speaker 3: and I felt pretty good about him, mane pretty good. Yeah, good.
Speaker 3: By the way. Minnesota Vikings franchise records held by Marcus
Speaker 3: Cheryl's You Ready. Viking single season punk return average at
Speaker 3: fifteen point two. Most punk return yards in a game
Speaker 3: one hundred and nineteen, most punk return touchdowns in a
Speaker 3: season two, most punk return touchdowns in a career five.
Speaker 3: First Vikings player to have two games with more than
Speaker 3: one hundred yards and punt returns. Most special team touchdowns
Speaker 3: by any Viking in franchises, Tree tied with Percy Harvin
Speaker 3: and Cordero Patterson. Marcus Sheryl's again five ten, one seventy.
Speaker 2: Five from Rochester, right, geez.
Speaker 3: John Marshall, Rochester, undrafted and he did all that.
Speaker 2: God, that is so cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah for him, So we're gonna I can't wait to
Speaker 3: have him in because best guy ever.
Speaker 1: God, that's so great.
Speaker 3: Right now, we got to give to the serious, serious
Speaker 3: topic of discussion. Oh yeah, because I wish I was
Speaker 3: wishing like I do whyt quite often that you were
Speaker 3: here okay talking about this the other really matter.
Speaker 8: It was it was so good I got that was
Speaker 8: like an eight o'clock hour.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: It was it was eight oh five and I had
Speaker 3: been saving this article. It was about missing trophy journals. Uh,
Speaker 3: because you know when you were rubbing elbows with guys, yeah,
Speaker 3: you were like talking, you were talking about sports, you
Speaker 3: were like not a shame your thang, and you were
Speaker 3: stashing a little bit and it was cool. But and
Speaker 3: now we're all separated and we're on our own journals,
Speaker 3: and we're all afraid of looking at each other's ding dongs.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 8: I think it's something to be said about like growing
Speaker 8: confidence and like becoming a man not no like and
Speaker 8: facing adversity because it's nerve wracking.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, I can stage fright doing it. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of my buddies do shure and they got
Speaker 1: some I do not. It's just like these guys are nervous.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you guys nervous?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 13: You drove a Ferrari up to yeah, correct, and like
Speaker 13: it's so but I think it kind of like when
Speaker 13: you're like you know, third fourth fifth grade and you're
Speaker 13: at the dome and you're standing in line and you're
Speaker 13: like talking to yourself like all right, you got this,
Speaker 13: you know, just go out there, let her go.
Speaker 8: You gotta get out, and you're like you're you actually
Speaker 8: were touching guys like with your shoulders.
Speaker 3: Well you didn't have to.
Speaker 1: Be, no, but like that that shapes.
Speaker 8: Confidence in the young man, like that, Like you if
Speaker 8: you go do that and you can start and you
Speaker 8: start peeing without having to like talk to yourself and
Speaker 8: shut your eyes, Like if you can go naturally in
Speaker 8: the first three to five seconds, that was impressive.
Speaker 3: What you learn? Has he gotten done to be ashamed of?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: You learn it's just you're a human being, just like anybody,
Speaker 3: and you deserve a.
Speaker 6: P You were probably last in line and when they
Speaker 6: were handing out winners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like.
Speaker 1: The drops I do.
Speaker 8: I like like the details they went into about like
Speaker 8: how it was a community and like like everyone's like how.
Speaker 1: Corey says, you just stare forward.
Speaker 8: That wasn't me, Like I was shocking, not like.
Speaker 1: Well, sure you take a look at you know what
Speaker 1: you're next to?
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 1: I just know everybody does everything.
Speaker 2: Everybody I'm tell everybody does.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you I definitely do not.
Speaker 2: I do not.
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if he's.
Speaker 3: Not trying to be cool you.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I like that, but I don't like watching it.
Speaker 1: No, but you do, you size up. It's just natural.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you're at the gym and
Speaker 1: someone's bench. Next year, you're gonna look a how much
Speaker 1: their benching.
Speaker 3: Yes, I believe what you're saying is true. I'm I
Speaker 3: ain't gonna lie to you. If I was, you know,
Speaker 3: PM beside the lady, i'd have a hard time.
Speaker 2: Now. Look, it's that's.
Speaker 3: Because that's what I like. But I guess I get
Speaker 3: a car show to look at the cars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's slightly.
Speaker 6: Okay, how about this, you tell me about it.
Speaker 7: It's slightly different because I guess I don't really find
Speaker 7: uh A, we'll just say it softer you Yeah, right,
Speaker 7: And it's not ever, hopefully ever going to be at
Speaker 7: full mass there, So there is nothing really somebody like
Speaker 7: just there are exceptions, Uh, drunk at a bar sharing
Speaker 7: the same stall, and uh.
Speaker 3: Why are you sharing the same stall?
Speaker 1: You can't wait?
Speaker 7: That's yeah, there's two urinals a stall and there's about
Speaker 7: five hundred people in line.
Speaker 8: Yes, Tramul and I were just volunteered to go.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's fine.
Speaker 3: You don't know that you should.
Speaker 2: Ye don't know that.
Speaker 8: You show you guys like those troughs that literally, I
Speaker 8: would say, you grow up at those like you become
Speaker 8: a man at those troughs because you got to go
Speaker 8: face it versus especially at.
Speaker 2: The old Metrodome. That's the only sixty guys.
Speaker 3: Do remember that.
Speaker 6: When I was a younger man and my dad and
Speaker 6: I would be like, you gotta go, buddy, this is
Speaker 6: the only option, and you're.
Speaker 8: The worst part was when it wasn't and you're standing
Speaker 8: there and then you start thinking about it, like pushing
Speaker 8: it out and you get a couple of drops.
Speaker 1: You're like, okay, I'm good, Yeah, that's all. No, but
Speaker 1: then you couldn't. But then you don't want to wait
Speaker 1: in line because that's two hours.
Speaker 8: No, you don't want to You still have them, Yeah
Speaker 8: they do, Oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, mar Ucci does have Sometimes I go there just
Speaker 6: to peek Mary Ucci.
Speaker 1: But actually I love arena called the Barn.
Speaker 7: Should have troughs, good point forever forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the circle ones. You guys, do you
Speaker 1: remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That was they had a couple of right where you
Speaker 1: look at each other.
Speaker 2: Now had that the dome?
Speaker 1: I think was that they had it somewhere.
Speaker 2: They did Target center, might center.
Speaker 3: They did have those where it was like around a pole, it.
Speaker 8: Was around the hand washing station. But instead of that
Speaker 8: European No, think target center targets.
Speaker 3: I think so yeah, gosh, my god, that just popped
Speaker 3: into my mind and I'm remembering standing there looking at
Speaker 3: everybody's th.
Speaker 6: Here's why I think target center, because if we're anywhere
Speaker 6: at the U, you know you were, You're too young
Speaker 6: for the both of you are too young for the
Speaker 6: mat with the North.
Speaker 2: You didn't go there. Uh, it had to be targets early, had.
Speaker 1: To be the Target Center.
Speaker 3: Snow out there just a schlong show.
Speaker 1: It felt like the old showers like in high school.
Speaker 7: And you know, I just can't even imagine doing that.
Speaker 2: That would be stare forward, constant icon a guy in
Speaker 2: front of you.
Speaker 8: No, I know, you got to break the eyes and
Speaker 8: like laugh, you know, laughing a thang.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 6: I'd rather pee my pants than go to the bathroom there.
Speaker 6: I saw one thing there was there was like a them.
Speaker 7: Yeah maybe in Vegas, but they had like you know,
Speaker 7: like when you go to the like a county fair
Speaker 7: or whatever and you shoot those water guns and the
Speaker 7: thing goes up.
Speaker 2: There like, oh, yeah, that's smart.
Speaker 3: I want to set somewhere like a maybe down on.
Speaker 11: You.
Speaker 7: I remember it was one of those like random I
Speaker 7: think Instagram videos that like pops up and you're like, oh,
Speaker 7: this is cool.
Speaker 3: Like I said, I love the things that the Vikings
Speaker 3: have that test your pee to see if you're hydrated
Speaker 3: or not. They tell you it does it turns red
Speaker 3: or turns green or turns yellow, and if it turns green,
Speaker 3: you're good. If it turns red, you bear go see
Speaker 3: a doctor.
Speaker 7: Yeap, or if you're Corey at the auto show, it's
Speaker 7: red before you even Yeah, they.
Speaker 1: But it did. It did speed up the process, but
Speaker 1: you were it was tight. It was tight.
Speaker 2: That was the hardest part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, he's touching someone else was a little weird.
Speaker 2: And being a kid next to it being a kid
Speaker 2: that's weird. Yes, yeah, fun can't.
Speaker 1: Tell you you grew up like. It gave you confidence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like someday, Yeah, you felt like a grown
Speaker 3: up all right, what's your sports thing? This is what
Speaker 3: really matters. Thank you, Thomas.
Speaker 6: Taylor heise He has been re signed to a three
Speaker 6: year standard player mel Mel Mel.
Speaker 3: He's a big fan of Montreal.
Speaker 6: Yeah, to a three year standard player agreement through twenty
Speaker 6: eight twenty nine. Is protected in the player expansion roster
Speaker 6: along with Kelly Panic.
Speaker 2: Is that you say Kelly Panic?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 6: Uh so those two are protected in the expansion teams Detroit, Hamilton,
Speaker 6: Las Vegas and saying who's so they're standing here?
Speaker 2: Yes, good for them?
Speaker 3: Congratulations, Yeah, man, we needed that.
Speaker 7: Yep, She's definitely earned it. But man, what a dream
Speaker 7: career that she has had being able to she's Bron
Speaker 7: James of women's hockey and just how everything. I don't
Speaker 7: want to second she earned it, but the p w
Speaker 7: h L come to town at the perfect time for
Speaker 7: her and to be the hometown hero to bring multiple
Speaker 7: championships and a gold medal.
Speaker 2: Good for her.
Speaker 7: I'm very very happy to hear that she because there
Speaker 7: was definite concern in those circles that you know, who
Speaker 7: knows what happened with the contract with the expansion and
Speaker 7: good job on the frost blocking her up.
Speaker 1: Here's a question, is she going to go to Taylor Fox.
Speaker 6: Were talking about that Taylor Fox would be That's like,
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it's going to be Parker Heisy.
Speaker 6: Be Parker or Parker Taylor. Yeah, Taylor Heisy Fox.
Speaker 1: Parker Parker Heise is not bad?
Speaker 2: Yeah, have you kind of good? Yeah?
Speaker 8: I always said I would have taken Garcia. Timmy Garcia,
Speaker 8: that guy, that guy bangs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Timmy Garcia is hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Tom Garcia rips of SIGs.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh loves darts.
Speaker 1: He loves darts, loves he's skinny hot.
Speaker 3: And he makes every bathroom metrocity.
Speaker 8: He's never even heard of a button on a shirt to.
Speaker 2: Garcia loves Eric Cetera Home. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Tommy Garcia, Tommy Garcia the nineties, Tommy welcomes you in.
Speaker 3: Tommy Garcia is a winner on SIPs one Zipper.
Speaker 1: Tommy Garcia lives in George.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Dovy. Garcia loves the sausage.
Speaker 8: Tommy Garcia resides in key West, West, Wales.
Speaker 3: Garcia, Oh my god, I can't handle.
Speaker 1: I heard it's very up.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 7: He resides in Key West, but he vacations in Palm Springs.
Speaker 3: You can't handle a brother.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is the best. It's just barbar bar.
Speaker 3: It's it's even more than that.
Speaker 1: Everyone's fluid, right, just kind of let her up.
Speaker 3: What happens happened?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fluid.
Speaker 3: You don't know. There's everywhere off, We're fluid.
Speaker 2: He loves Key West.
Speaker 3: Tommy Garcia has not a lot of Key West.
Speaker 1: Tommy Garcia is a good guy.
Speaker 3: That's a good dude. Though you love him, you can
Speaker 3: trust him. Well, no, he's going back side.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh well, thank good lessons, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: We'll break, we'll come back. We got real what really matters?
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Speaker 3: Welcome back Tommy Elsen on a Thursday, Timy, How long
Speaker 3: will got you today?
Speaker 1: Brothers seven thirty ish? Okay, okay, I can do one
Speaker 1: more segment than I usually can. Okay, have you started
Speaker 1: off campus yet? What do you mean have I told
Speaker 1: you about this?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Was that the TV show?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hockey one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you mentioned it on you right now, super Home.
Speaker 8: It's in the Mount rushmore of my top shows of
Speaker 8: all time, already of all time. It's so good, you guys, dude,
Speaker 8: scene out of this world, I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 8: It's about a hockey team and then they like, he's
Speaker 8: like the jock and then he falls in love with
Speaker 8: the girl that he's not supposed to fall in love.
Speaker 1: But it's so good. I'm not kidding you. Guys will
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 8: Music, fantastic, n off campus, off campus.
Speaker 1: It's everyone's obsessed with it. You guys have to watch it.
Speaker 3: I've anybody Prime, Prime, super good, a lot of SWETX
Speaker 3: scenes in it too. I tried to watch that Nicholas
Speaker 3: Kage Spider Man thing yesterday. Spider now R Yeah, I know,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm I don't know. First episode didn't do a
Speaker 3: damn thing for me. I'm gonna give it another shot.
Speaker 2: What's that on?
Speaker 3: I believe that's Prime as well.
Speaker 2: I think it is as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how old is he getting?
Speaker 2: Is getting old?
Speaker 3: He's got to be in his mid the late sixties.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, yeah, why is this is an odd question?
Speaker 6: But like maybe Zacho you know the answer to this,
Speaker 6: and it may be like a Sony thing, But like,
Speaker 6: why are there nine versions of Spider Man? There aren't
Speaker 6: eight different like Thoors, There aren't eight different like I
Speaker 6: can't think it, you know, like Hulks. I mean there
Speaker 6: are there's like two of them, you know what I mean,
Speaker 6: Like there's nine different versions of Spider Man.
Speaker 7: I think it's because, if I'm not mistaken, it's the well,
Speaker 7: there's that any thing in the ownership of that, the
Speaker 7: Spider Man lightness. So I think Sony obviously had it,
Speaker 7: and then obviously it became part of that the Marvel
Speaker 7: cinematic universe.
Speaker 2: So but that is a good question. I get the
Speaker 2: I get.
Speaker 7: The Tom Holland because I was Marvel, and I get
Speaker 7: the Peter Parker or the Toby Maguire whatever, because that
Speaker 7: was Sonia.
Speaker 6: I don't know what I've been talking like Thield, there's
Speaker 6: the Noir thing, there's the cartoon.
Speaker 2: There's like eight different things of Spider Man.
Speaker 7: Well that's because that was the comic version and the
Speaker 7: animated version, and I mean Batman's been kind of similar,
Speaker 7: except yeah.
Speaker 8: Good point is just because those are like the hits
Speaker 8: you know. I guess, yeah, those are the guys we know.
Speaker 8: I guess might as well grab them mouth.
Speaker 3: Here's what really matters as well.
Speaker 6: Oh, the Twins got smoked by the White Sox eight.
Speaker 2: Nothing I do care. The Twins had five hits. They
Speaker 2: are twenty nine to thirty four. They've lost six of eight.
Speaker 6: They host the Royals today starting at six forty.
Speaker 2: Andrew Morris goes for your twins. What really matters is this?
Speaker 3: Got that right? I didn't say about twins Thommers.
Speaker 1: No, I haven't even gone to the game this year.
Speaker 1: I usually go to like ten to twelve year.
Speaker 2: Let's go Friday.
Speaker 1: Do you actually want to I'd go.
Speaker 8: Saturday Friday or Saturday Saturday is a one o'clock first pitch.
Speaker 7: I don't think can get tickets to work for seton,
Speaker 7: but I guess I could buy them.
Speaker 1: I'm going seven dollars.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there's like forty people there.
Speaker 2: It's not the Yankees. Plus they got the tarps off
Speaker 2: thing now, so I have to see that.
Speaker 8: You know, before the game, for two hours you can
Speaker 8: get a two dollars beer, two dollars give.
Speaker 3: Be that anywhere. Japan leads the world a number of
Speaker 3: bear attacks on humans.
Speaker 1: No books flights to Japan. We're round trip.
Speaker 2: Really, I would not have guessed.
Speaker 3: That Japan's bear is who appears to be climate driven.
Speaker 3: You surry brown bears and Japanese black bears feed primary
Speaker 3: line acorns and beech nuts and berries. They also feed
Speaker 3: on the carcasses of boar and deer. Over the past
Speaker 3: several decades, as a climate has warm, food has been plentiful,
Speaker 3: which has helped to drive up combined bear numbers from
Speaker 3: fifteen thousand to about fifty four thousand. So they are
Speaker 3: out looking for food.
Speaker 1: Black bear, Yeah.
Speaker 2: That one.
Speaker 6: Have you seen the bit they're they're on the loose man,
Speaker 6: there's that black bear that they keep seeing it all
Speaker 6: over Minneapolis.
Speaker 2: Yeah about Japan, but yeah, yeah there was one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like a block from Leber's house.
Speaker 1: That'd be scary. Yeah, yeah, I mean against a doggie.
Speaker 2: It's a wrap.
Speaker 6: But he everybody said, like, black bears aren't neat, says
Speaker 6: that until they Yeah, they're saying.
Speaker 1: Like black, lay down, brown, brown.
Speaker 3: Yes, I think it's black, fight back, brown, lay down, Yeah, white,
Speaker 3: like good.
Speaker 2: Night, because it's a meant of all.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that bear is just Zach out looking
Speaker 3: for some strange.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that might be I guess I wouldn't you considered
Speaker 2: a bear?
Speaker 7: I think so. Yeah, I don't know when I haven't
Speaker 7: really I did not know that bears in Japan either.
Speaker 1: I would never think that.
Speaker 2: Ever.
Speaker 7: If like they were being like a trivia question, yesterda
Speaker 7: no other bears, I would have said, no.
Speaker 2: Never.
Speaker 1: You guys been in Japan? I heard it's Lovely Loves.
Speaker 6: Bonus's kiddo lives there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, jesus, what's the place called Shanghai?
Speaker 1: I think that's China?
Speaker 8: Yeah, sold Tokyo, Tokyo, Yes, the.
Speaker 3: One Tokyo, Tokyo.
Speaker 2: Come in your guy loves?
Speaker 1: Which one you got engaged there?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: How is how's his injury?
Speaker 2: You should ask?
Speaker 6: The Vegas Knights lead the Stanley Cup Final one nothing
Speaker 6: winning Game one five four. Game two is tonight and
Speaker 6: can be heard on this lovely radio station at seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's going to be a great game. Yes. The
Speaker 2: Hurricanes responded really well in Game two.
Speaker 7: Against the Canadians after they dropped that one at home,
Speaker 7: and I would expect the same.
Speaker 2: But TOWRTS is pretty focus.
Speaker 7: He would not have known that they won that hockey
Speaker 7: game with the way his demeanor was in that postgame
Speaker 7: press conference. He was already in a game too, So
Speaker 7: I guess that it should be a great one.
Speaker 2: ESPN, ABC.
Speaker 7: They've been a great job on the TV side and
Speaker 7: of course in the radio kfan it really matters.
Speaker 3: Eight to ten of domestic rams male sheeps, oh, refuse
Speaker 3: to mate with females? What they mate with rams only?
Speaker 3: Come on, it's true, Come on, yeah, I'm reading it
Speaker 3: right now. Rams are the only mammal species other than
Speaker 3: humans were certain individuals mate exclusively with their own sex.
Speaker 2: Well, hello, Tommy McVay, real.
Speaker 6: They don't, McVeigh yeah, Sean mc oh no, not that no, no,
Speaker 6: no no, yeah that was not choice by me.
Speaker 2: But no, not that one. Sorry, Hello Tommy Stafford.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what is he talking about? I miss a
Speaker 3: part of that story.
Speaker 2: That was an odd last name for me to pick.
Speaker 3: But mc v a ya, wow, yeah how about that?
Speaker 1: Huh do they really?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I didn't know.
Speaker 2: Did you say eight out of ten?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Eight to ten percent.
Speaker 2: That's a an eight out of ten. It would be
Speaker 2: a huge rummer. They would not have it would be extinct.
Speaker 1: It's a big month for them.
Speaker 2: It is a big Oh.
Speaker 8: Do do you guys remember when we picked our if
Speaker 8: we were going to go live in Mars and we
Speaker 8: picked our top ten people we would bring.
Speaker 1: That's a long time ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember who we picked me I remember, Yeah, mc.
Speaker 1: Veigh was my fear. He was the guy I said.
Speaker 2: It was benb our leader.
Speaker 3: Again, Sean, Sean, I don't know who else were? Thank you?
Speaker 3: Never mind?
Speaker 1: Then, okay tell me off here. Yeah, yeah, I love that.
Speaker 6: The head coach of the Tampa Bay Lightning, John Cooper,
Speaker 6: is your twenty twenty six Jack Adams Award winner, Zacho,
Speaker 6: that is.
Speaker 2: The coach of the year.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and he's earned it yet again. They had a
Speaker 7: phenomenal season. He's the fast He was the second fastest
Speaker 7: coach in league history to reach six hundred wins. He's
Speaker 7: he's a really good guy, well well respected and wouldn't
Speaker 7: doubt we see the Lightning again around this time of
Speaker 7: year in the near future.
Speaker 2: What really matters is this.
Speaker 1: On the state.
Speaker 3: In what year do you believe it was that Martha
Speaker 3: Stewart was indicted for securities fraud? An obstruction of justice.
Speaker 2: Oh, good question.
Speaker 3: And she served time in the House of Many Husbands.
Speaker 1: That's a massive deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, massive.
Speaker 14: I mean, if you watch the docum mentory, it was
Speaker 14: basically the way the story goes is her financial advisor
Speaker 14: called her as she was on her way somewhere, I'm about.
Speaker 2: To catch obviously a private plane because Martha Stewart. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And it was a question about selling some stock and
Speaker 2: she said, yes, sell it, and got on the plane
Speaker 2: and flew. I think she went on vacation for a
Speaker 2: couple of days and got back and her or a
Speaker 2: financial advisor was I think in on it, but she
Speaker 2: didn't know know like in on like they were short
Speaker 2: selling the stock, that they knew the stock was gonna bomb,
Speaker 2: so she sold it early. But the story is is
Speaker 2: her financial advisor kind of duped her and she didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but she was part of it. So she served her
Speaker 2: time too, she did.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and she like taught like she Yeah, Martha
Speaker 6: Stewart's the documentary is, Oh, it's outstanding. Yeah, I forgot
Speaker 6: spot for like fifty fifty decades, like fifty years. Yeah,
Speaker 6: she's been she's been irrelevant for like fifty years.
Speaker 3: I've survived for fifty five.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's being like relevant on top of
Speaker 6: the world. Yeah, but she's a billionaire, I would guess.
Speaker 1: Gotta be right. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just don't know. I hope so for her sake, you.
Speaker 2: Know, is guaranteed. Yeah, hawk, what was?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I would I treat her right, that's passionate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: for sure, and i'd look her in the eye.
Speaker 2: She's play though.
Speaker 6: Look, just it's worth watching the documentary just to see
Speaker 6: where the place she lives in.
Speaker 2: Yeah is that? Oh it's huge, it's a huge farm.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it's from.
Speaker 1: Well I think I think she's from the United State.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Jersey City. Yeah, she's how old? That's
Speaker 2: a good question.
Speaker 3: Seventy eight The.
Speaker 1: First guess we were trying to guess when.
Speaker 3: She got twenty Yeah, when did she get indicted?
Speaker 2: Four? Yeah? Four? Three yeah, three, she's eighty.
Speaker 7: I would guess, oh, way all I bet yeah, really, yeah,
Speaker 7: she's what's your guess?
Speaker 1: Sixty one?
Speaker 3: I said seventy eight, eighty four blowsers, she looks good.
Speaker 2: Eighty five in August. Yeah, good for her, and you
Speaker 2: would never know. No, she served hard time, man, Yes.
Speaker 3: Plenty of sex in prison.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think she was getting after it?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's she's known for being horny.
Speaker 2: No, is that right? I hear that's Is that her
Speaker 2: and Snoops.
Speaker 1: Bit that they hook up all the time?
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I swear that's a thing.
Speaker 3: If they get it on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's like a known thing.
Speaker 2: I think they together and.
Speaker 3: Then they hook her but zach and smoke together.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I should don't hooking up.
Speaker 1: No, I swear they do. Isn't that a thing?
Speaker 2: I don't know believe it is.
Speaker 3: I really don't believe that it is. No, I could
Speaker 3: be wrong.
Speaker 2: I can't prove that right.
Speaker 3: Good for them if they do, But I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I swore like Snoop wrapped about.
Speaker 3: It, wrapped about banging Martha's I.
Speaker 1: Swear, Am I just making this up?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: You might have dreamed that. Yeah, maybe I did. Maybe
Speaker 1: I just assumed. I bet you they hooked up. I
Speaker 1: bet you they have. I mean, maybe you've got that
Speaker 1: crazy stuff, you know. But Snoop's from married from like
Speaker 1: ninety six.
Speaker 2: No, I've never dated.
Speaker 7: They're incredibly close, but it's strictly platonic and professional partnership.
Speaker 6: Yeah that like that like turned her career around. Was
Speaker 6: the friendship they have with Yeah, she did around.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Chelsea Handler. That's who I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's horny. Oh my god, she talks
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, bring it. She talked.
Speaker 6: She told this story on a podcast once that she
Speaker 6: was like, uh, flirting with Bobby Flay over text message
Speaker 6: and Bobby Flay asked her where she was, and she
Speaker 6: was at some really nice restaurant in Las Vegas. He
Speaker 6: sent over like an unbelievable bottle of wine and like
Speaker 6: a really like what.
Speaker 2: A bunch of entrees? Sure she got the tab. He
Speaker 2: didn't pay for it? No is right? Yeah, all right.
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