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Speaker 1: Guaranteed human.

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Speaker 2: I spent my Easter with my eighty three year old mom,

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Speaker 2: and I hope one day to love something as much

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Speaker 2: as my mom loves the idea of purchasing malware protection

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Speaker 2: for her computer, because she did was insist that she

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Speaker 2: was under attack from a rogue nation and needed all

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Speaker 2: kinds of malware protection. Now may I think I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: need this one? It's only sixty nine to ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, don't buy anything ever. If you need something,

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Speaker 2: come to one of your six kids, who will make

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Speaker 2: sure we navigate you to Well.

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Speaker 3: I don't know this McAfee one.

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Speaker 1: Don't don't.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I got a call the other day and they.

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Speaker 3: Told me I needed I'm like, what did you tell.

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Speaker 1: That person Brandy Bellman and the DVE Morning Show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she literally told me.

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Speaker 2: She goes, I got a call from Apple at one

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Speaker 2: in the morning and I'm like, no, you didn't.

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Speaker 4: There's a Nigerian prince Randy.

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Speaker 2: She said, someone someone in Ireland you can't get home,

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Speaker 2: is trying to use my Apple account. And I was like, okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: don't worry about anything. You're protected on all fronts. Do

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Speaker 2: not give people information and she's like, okay, great, so

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Speaker 2: you to be clear you don't think I should buy

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Speaker 2: malware protection like and then she goes, okay, so can

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Speaker 2: I ask you one more thing without you getting mad?

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Speaker 3: And I was like sure.

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Speaker 4: Try.

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Speaker 3: She goes iCloud and I go, oh Jesus.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, mom, but what happens to all my pictures?

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Speaker 4: Should I print them all out?

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Speaker 2: It's exactly So she goes, I am paying for iCloud

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Speaker 2: and I go how much? And she goes one hundred

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Speaker 2: and forty dollars a year And I go, mommy, mom,

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Speaker 2: do you have the whole Epstein file on your computer

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Speaker 2: only the redacted part because you don't need terra bytes

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Speaker 2: And she's like, well, I just want to make sure.

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Speaker 2: I want to make sure I have enough space for

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Speaker 2: all my pictures, my grandkids. I don't want to have

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Speaker 2: to delete anything. I'm like, you don't, You've got plenty

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Speaker 2: of Just don't buy anything or don't time that.

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Speaker 1: Don't tell anybody any of your information.

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Speaker 3: She's like, I would never do that.

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Speaker 2: She's like, I did one call though, get all the

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Speaker 2: way down to They asked me my social Security number

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Speaker 2: needs to what are you crazy?

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Speaker 1: And I was like what did you give up before that?

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Speaker 4: How much did the security number?

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Speaker 2: Actually, it's like, if I ever commit a crime with

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Speaker 2: my mom, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna admit to it.

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Speaker 2: Stick to your story, mo. Sure thing. Anyways, we did

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Speaker 2: the crime, but she was texting me about it for weeks, Han,

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Speaker 2: do I need no? No?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: And then as soon as I show up, she wanted

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Speaker 2: to talk about I'm like, happy Easter.

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Speaker 6: How many times a day do you think your mom's

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Speaker 6: getting duped on ai slop?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I mean probably a lot, based on the amount of

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Speaker 2: like memes that she sends to, you know, in the

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Speaker 2: kid's chat, yeah and everything.

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Speaker 3: I just thought this was wonderful.

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Speaker 4: Look at this bird that appears in nature. God is amazing,

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Speaker 4: And you're like, that is not.

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Speaker 6: That bird has hands.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's very susceptible to that, but she does. She

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Speaker 2: knows it exists, though, so she asks us a lot

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Speaker 2: about like, hey, is this news story reel?

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Speaker 1: And then we have to be like, yeah, he said that.

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Speaker 4: Mom, Actually that one is real.

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Speaker 3: He actually said that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 6: I That particular tweet that you might be referring to

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Speaker 6: was sent to me multiple times yesterday with everyone writing.

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Speaker 2: Not the onion.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, so this is real. Yeah, it's real.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, alrighty then dude, I could not so I

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Speaker 2: was at an easter buffet yesterday and I could not

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Speaker 2: stop thinking of the old country buffet guy.

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Speaker 1: Do watch your game on Sunday?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 4: Pretty hot out there?

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Speaker 1: Ah, you have some dessert?

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Speaker 4: No, already, don't forget to talk to the kids. How

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Speaker 4: school going.

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Speaker 2: That's the other thing is my mom like she got

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Speaker 2: to the point where she didn't She's like, too old

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Speaker 2: for buffets because then you have to go up, get

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Speaker 2: up and get it yourself, and she thinks.

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Speaker 3: The servers should go get it for you.

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Speaker 2: She's like, can you get me some more gravy for

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Speaker 2: this stuff? Chicken breast? So I'm like, ma, I'll get

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Speaker 2: it for you, don't worry about it, and she's like, well, no, Hans,

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Speaker 2: she's the server. I'm like, that's not how it works

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Speaker 2: at buffets. Ivan tried with wasagnya, that's my favorite.

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Speaker 1: Did you catch your game?

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Speaker 3: Watch night? Isn't still hot out there?

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Speaker 2: It's a little scarf they have to wear too. Just

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Speaker 2: a sweaty guy over a piece of meat.

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Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, that's all right, it's here's the only.

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Speaker 2: Thing I don't like about a buffet because it was

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Speaker 2: just it was just my mom and I because all

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Speaker 2: the other siblings were all over the place.

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Speaker 3: She didn't want to go to Florida where most of

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Speaker 3: them were.

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Speaker 4: And you're the best one. Let's just be honest.

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Speaker 3: I'm the one who does all the stuff.

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Speaker 2: I will say that me and my younger brother Brian

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Speaker 2: are the only ones who do anything, and the other

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Speaker 2: four are just like, oh, we live out of town,

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Speaker 2: so we have no responsibilities in the family. Are you

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Speaker 2: guys chose to It's like, that's not how it works,

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Speaker 2: but okay, fine. And she didn't want to deal with

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Speaker 2: TSA lines and everything, and you know, she's eighty three

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Speaker 2: and she had been watching enough of it where she

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Speaker 2: was like, eh, I just kind of wanted to stay

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Speaker 2: put and play maj On with my friends. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I get it. That's fine. So it was just the

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Speaker 2: two of us, and man, it's just hilarious the way

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Speaker 2: that you turn eighty three. You don't care what you

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Speaker 3: Mom, stop it.

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Speaker 1: Oh that woman is obese.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody here knows. Everybody knows. It does not need

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Speaker 3: to be said out loud.

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Speaker 4: Oh God, I'm gonna pray for Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm just I'm saying I don't understand why an

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Speaker 2: obese person is that a buffet?

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Speaker 6: Mom, God, My, my grandmother. It was a wonderful woman.

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Speaker 6: Even I can't say a bad thing about her. I

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Speaker 6: really can't. And one of my favorite things about her

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Speaker 6: she never wanted to give anybody the maloic. It's a

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Speaker 6: big Italian family and everything is that before she would

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Speaker 6: say something terrible about somebody, she would say, God bless them.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, And much like your mom. At the older

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Speaker 6: that she got, she could not hold in this like

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Speaker 6: sliver of vanity that she had, and so she would

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Speaker 6: say things.

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Speaker 4: Like God bless her, look at that nose.

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Speaker 6: You'd just be like, you're gonna have to do a

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Speaker 6: couple extra rosaries this week, God bless her, look at

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Speaker 6: that nose.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's that is very funny. My mom is more

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Speaker 2: in the boy. She just can't wait to tell you

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Speaker 2: about death. Like most parents, my mom has always had this.

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Speaker 2: I've never had a dinner where she did not talk

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Speaker 2: about somebody being maimed in some way, an accident, a

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Speaker 2: terrible death. Yesterday, she goes, do you remember Judy so

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Speaker 2: and so, and I go no, and she goes, well,

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Speaker 2: she was the daughter of missus so and so, and

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Speaker 2: I go, I don't know who that is. And she says, well,

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Speaker 2: she was a woman that I used to work with.

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Speaker 2: And I said, well, I've never met her. I don't

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Speaker 2: know the people you're talking about. And it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: She needs me to be in on this story. I'm like, Mama,

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Speaker 2: it's completely devoid of context for me. I don't know

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Speaker 2: any of the people. Does this story need to happen?

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Speaker 2: And she goes, fifty nine years old dies and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 2: so a person that I've never heard of died. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: is there. She goes, they don't know how, and I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 2: they don't know how.

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Speaker 3: She just died. Yeah, she just died. That's great, mom.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, why.

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Speaker 3: Are we telling the story exactly again? Well, I'm just saying,

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Speaker 3: you can never be too careful.

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Speaker 1: You think I might just die?

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Speaker 4: You don't know, sleep paralysis, demon just couldn't wake up

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Speaker 4: just one morning, didn't.

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Speaker 1: Wake up all the time.

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Speaker 2: And then you know, she does the that trope of

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Speaker 2: whispering the bad diseases and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh, She's like, well, you know.

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Speaker 2: You know, your brother's friend died of pancreatic cancer.

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Speaker 3: And I was like, which one are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Who did? And then she brings up a guy. I'm like,

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Speaker 2: I've never heard of that guy. That guy She goes, well,

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Speaker 2: he was friends with your brother.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, I know.

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Speaker 2: Almost all of my brother's friends. Like, how are they friends?

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Speaker 2: She was, well, they went to school together. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: so he was a classmate. Shees, well, he was a

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Speaker 2: few years younger. They just went to school at the

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Speaker 2: same time, and.

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Speaker 1: He probably knew the guy in his name.

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Speaker 4: Yes, but death falls.

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Speaker 3: She just loves death.

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Speaker 2: But she I know that's the thing for older people,

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Speaker 2: but my mom is just always really like talking about death.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's just like an Irish thing

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Speaker 2: or what it is, but she just loves it.

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Speaker 4: Think about like all of the tropes of.

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Speaker 6: Thread through the story, you know, I was going to say,

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Speaker 6: like all of the women that love murder podcasts, Yeah, and.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I should get my mom on those

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Speaker 2: throw oh my God, And then that way maybe a

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Speaker 2: little less obsession on the actual death that's happening all

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Speaker 2: around her.

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Speaker 6: She won't seek it out as much. She'll just you know,

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Speaker 6: they'll be like, you know, did you hear about Diane with.

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Speaker 4: She'll be like, I am.

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Speaker 6: I am seventeen episodes deep into somebody being drawn and

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Speaker 6: quartered right now.

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Speaker 3: I don't have time for that.

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Speaker 2: Now that you say it, I almost should just do

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Speaker 2: a podcast with my mom where she gets to tell

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Speaker 2: me about everybody that died, or she can tell all

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Speaker 2: her stories.

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Speaker 4: She can tell yeah, yeah, and.

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Speaker 2: She gossips about family members in a way that is

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Speaker 2: so funny.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's no because she gets madder at them.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Like she was like Aunt Jinch ninety two,

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Speaker 2: and I go, that's great. How's she doing in the

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Speaker 2: hospital for the last seven weeks? Okay, gonna lose a foot.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, how's Uncle Bill? Well, he just had sepsis.

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Speaker 3: Jesus wows anybody?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 1: He answer is no.

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Speaker 2: Thread you two, let's go to the buffet and just

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Speaker 4: You're officially the first black in the Five Timers Club.

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Speaker 6: Oh right, Melissa McCarthy and the sketch as well. The

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Speaker 6: Generally, I liked the episode a lot, and and Jack

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Speaker 3: Fives all around who's cooler? And Jack White I just

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Speaker 4: I just couldn't because there was no way that got announced.

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Speaker 4: Then he was doing a club show that again, I think.

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Speaker 2: So you can download that show from Jack White's website,

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Speaker 3: Like they all went and got downloaded it because it

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Speaker 2: Bad ass show and the recording is amazing because you

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Speaker 3: I sent it to you.

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Speaker 4: It's got to be right now.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, to tell you about the story of the cones.

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Speaker 2: Uh, Like I told you earlier, rocked full bag of

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Speaker 1: Not at all, and a bag of Rita's.

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Speaker 2: it was so fun. And then they won the game

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was a love that amazing game, come

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Speaker 10: The Penguins spent their weekend scoring fourteen goals against the

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Speaker 10: They are on pace to be the highest scoring Penguins

448
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Speaker 10: team in the Sydney Crosby Era. Wow, pretty long era,

449
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Speaker 10: twenty one years. Some pretty good teams over those years,

450
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Speaker 10: some pretty high scoring teams. Over those years, they are

451
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Speaker 10: averaging three point five to three goals a game, which

452
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Speaker 10: would be the most in Sydney Crosby's twenty one seasons.

453
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Speaker 3: Now here's the asterisk.

454
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Speaker 10: The top four teams for completed seasons in the Crosby

455
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Speaker 10: era twenty twenty twenty one, they average three point four

456
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Speaker 10: to five goals a game. Lost to the Rangers in

457
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Speaker 10: the first round four to two, twenty sixteen to seventeen,

458
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Speaker 10: three point three to nine goals per game, won the Cup,

459
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Speaker 10: but they won the Cup by taking a two to

460
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Speaker 10: two Stanley Cup Final with San Jose and shutting the

461
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Speaker 10: Sharks out in Game five and game six. Matt Mealy

462
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Speaker 10: twelve thirteen three point three eight goals per game. Beat

463
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Speaker 10: the Islanders in six, beat the Senators in five, got

464
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Speaker 10: swept by Boston in the Conference final and scored two

465
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Speaker 10: goals in four games.

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Speaker 3: Two and then.

467
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Speaker 10: Probably one of the most frustrating series in Penguin's history

468
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Speaker 10: twenty eleven twenty twelve, they averaged three point three to

469
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Speaker 10: three goals a game and got beat in the first

470
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Speaker 10: round by the Flyers in six games. Gave up four goals,

471
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Speaker 10: eight goals and eight goals on the way to a

472
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Speaker 10: three nothing series deficit. That brawl game was yeah, and

473
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Speaker 10: that game won. They lost in overtime. They were up

474
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Speaker 10: three to nothing and they lost four to three in

475
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Speaker 10: a time.

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Speaker 2: That was the most depressing series to watch. I just

477
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Speaker 2: remember how the whole city just felt like it was

478
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Speaker 2: a bleep show. Oh it just there was just shame.

479
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Speaker 10: If you don't believe me, believe Stigy when he tells you.

480
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Speaker 10: It tightens up in the playoffs. We haven't done this

481
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Speaker 10: in a while, so people might not remember. I don't

482
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Speaker 10: know you've been away.

483
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Speaker 2: Well, people forget how little sleep you get and how

484
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Speaker 2: bad your diet gets.

485
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Speaker 10: Well there's that, But I mean the games tighten up.

486
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Speaker 10: You got to be sound defensively again, anything accomplished, and

487
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Speaker 10: I think they can be that, and they've been that

488
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Speaker 10: for most of this season. But I'm just I'm still

489
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Speaker 10: focused on that more than I am the way they're

490
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Speaker 10: just lighting it up of lake.

491
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Speaker 2: But certainly has been fun to watch, hasn't it, No

492
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Speaker 2: question about it. This weekend was such a surprise. Now

493
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Speaker 2: that's a team that is in shambles.

494
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Speaker 10: Yes, they're they're injured, out of it and mailing it in,

495
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Speaker 10: but also but the points count.

496
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Speaker 3: You did what you're supposed to do.

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Speaker 2: Yep, absolutely, and there don't forget we needed one point

498
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Speaker 2: against crappy Chicago team a few years ago and couldn't

499
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Speaker 2: get that.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, clinching is imminent and they're going to get there

501
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Speaker 10: as one of the top three teams in the metro

502
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Speaker 10: and go from there. Pirates had some fun as well,

503
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Speaker 10: eight to two on Sunday, completing a three game sweep

504
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Speaker 10: of the Orioles. Still very early in what is a

505
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Speaker 10: marathon of a baseball season, Pirates are sick and three

506
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Speaker 10: through nine games. Last year, they were two and seven

507
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 10: through nine games. Pirates have a five game winning streak.

508
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Speaker 10: They didn't pull that off last year until winning six

509
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Speaker 10: in a row from June to twenty seventh through July

510
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Speaker 10: the second and when they had that six game winning

511
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Speaker 10: streak last year, they followed it up by losing eight

512
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Speaker 10: in a row. Their only other five game winning streak

513
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Speaker 10: last year came in late July, so they only had two.

514
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Speaker 10: Now they've already got one better. Their first sweep last

515
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Speaker 10: year didn't come until June sixth through the eighth against Philly.

516
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Speaker 3: Just swept the Orioles.

517
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Speaker 10: Some really positive stuff to get things started for the

518
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Speaker 10: Pirates here after the first couple games were kind of

519
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:44,840
Speaker 10: a mess.

520
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Speaker 2: Oh well, question, are you kidding me? My buddy was like,

521
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Speaker 2: I had I couldn't listen to you in Pursuda. He's like,

522
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 2: we had so much hope for the opener this year

523
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Speaker 2: and you guys are just like the.

524
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Speaker 3: Defense States and defense. I had to turn you off

525
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 3: and I was like, hey, what.

526
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Speaker 1: Happened in that game?

527
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Speaker 3: I forget you know, got a call it like we

528
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Speaker 3: see it, not like we want it.

529
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Speaker 7: No, But.

530
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Speaker 2: The point that we kept making was it might not

531
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Speaker 2: matter if they can out hit the errors. And right

532
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Speaker 2: now they're doing that at least you know through the

533
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,920
Speaker 2: regular wellyan Connor Griffin is up now. So that was

534
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 2: one of the big complaints we had about making the

535
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Speaker 2: defense more sound. Yeah, now Treolo gets hurt, that gives

536
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 2: you a little bit of a weak spot at third

537
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,679
Speaker 2: defensive Lea Gonzalez gives you a better bat there.

538
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Speaker 3: And I don't care what he hits right now. I

539
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:38,040
Speaker 3: just want him playing. Yeah. I think he is a

540
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 3: can't miss guy and it's gonna happen eventually. See him

541
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Speaker 3: running the bases and that play he made up.

542
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Speaker 10: The middle of that, Kevin Gorman talked about I mean,

543
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,040
Speaker 10: he makes he does make that stuff look relatively routine

544
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 10: and it is not.

545
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Speaker 1: Oh no, his reach on that one was insane.

546
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that mattered.

547
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Speaker 10: That gets your starting pitching, more batters and more innings. Yeah,

548
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,200
Speaker 10: fewer pitches and everything else. It's just let him play.

549
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Speaker 10: He'll get an event.

550
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Speaker 2: He was like a Clydesdale rounding third. It's crazy how

551
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 2: big that dude is for just nineteen years old.

552
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Speaker 10: No, since Dala had eleven thousand changes. The announced the

553
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Speaker 10: Tendants yesterday.

554
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,719
Speaker 3: Because Eastern it was freezing.

555
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 10: I was driving back from the airport and I heard

556
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 10: the ground ball and the crowd reacted to it, like,

557
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 10: when's the last time people cheer defense around here at

558
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Speaker 10: a baseball game.

559
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Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, they'll cheer anything With Connor Griffin.

560
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Speaker 2: I mean the love that this town had for Paul

561
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Speaker 2: Skiings and still has for Paul Skins, it seems I

562
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Speaker 2: don't want to say dwarfed, but the Connor Griff and

563
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Speaker 2: the hope for this guy because they locked him up especially,

564
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Speaker 2: is seems a little different. Well, and it's an everyday guy.

565
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Speaker 2: What do you think about it? On his end, by

566
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Speaker 2: the way, having been willing to sign that contract. I

567
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Speaker 2: can't speak for him.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's say you have his talent, no way, because

569
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Speaker 3: it could have been a quarter bill right.

570
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 2: In a long game like SKNS. But he's married and

571
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 2: thirty five year old nineteen year old?

572
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:07,360
Speaker 5: Yeah?

573
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 3: Is that that as official? They did lock that up. Yeah? So,

574
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 3: and it's a guy who plays every day, not every.

575
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Speaker 2: Five days exactly. I'm telling you, like, little kids are

576
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,520
Speaker 2: freaking out about this guy. This is the best stuff

577
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,959
Speaker 2: for your fan base. Ever, I don't understand Nutting's reluctance

578
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 2: to put good teams on the field and understand how

579
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:32,240
Speaker 2: that just pays dividends for years on years.

580
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 3: Got to spend money to make money, right and the

581
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Speaker 3: But he's out there signing cones this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Get out of here. Has there been a run on

583
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: stolen cones?

584
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Speaker 5: Like?

585
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

586
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 9: Probably?

587
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 2: Like if there are any traffic cones outside of panc

588
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 2: Park after a win, people, they're gone, Yeah.

589
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Speaker 3: It's gonna likeeck the city budget, isn't it. It's hilarious.

590
00:27:58,200 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 3: The tiny ones.

591
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Speaker 1: People had him on their fingers.

592
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 2: People are wearing them on their heads, the little hats

593
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,800
Speaker 2: and everything, you know, that's just fun stuff.

594
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Speaker 3: And a pretty good representation of Pittsburgh.

595
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Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, the traffic cone. Yeah, I get that we're

596
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,119
Speaker 10: clinging to the Steel history. But that's all kind of history,

597
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 10: isn't it.

598
00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:16,440
Speaker 5: It is.

599
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Speaker 2: I just I had so much fun watching Pittsburgh sports

600
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: this weekend, and it feels like, particularly with those two

601
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:28,439
Speaker 2: teams at this time of the year, Bucks and Bucks

602
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 2: have not combined to give you that much of a

603
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 2: good feeling in a long time, and it was all

604
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Speaker 2: weekend long.

605
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 10: Feels like some stuff's about ready to happen here, especially

606
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 10: with your especially with well, definitely with the Pirates, but

607
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000
Speaker 10: a turn of the corner for the Penguins much quicker

608
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Speaker 10: than anybody saw coming.

609
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Speaker 2: Josh gets Off, Voice of the Penguins, joining us when

610
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Speaker 2: we come back.

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Speaker 11: They are the best band ever, The best bands ever

612
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 11: are ready to play, but they're waiting for your folks.

613
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Speaker 11: In DVEs Classic Artist Brackets, you could win a six

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Speaker 11: back a tickets at Starlight to see Motley Crue, Dave

615
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Speaker 11: Matthews or Weird Al Yankovich.

616
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Speaker 1: Which bands get to advance and which ones foul out

617
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Speaker 1: is up to you.

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Speaker 11: With dv's Classic Hardest Brackets, which is the best vote

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Speaker 2: Huh depends with an outstanding week and taking care of

621
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Speaker 2: business against Florida. They got a few days off before

622
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Speaker 2: handling the Devils. Joining us right now voice of the

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Speaker 2: Penguins on Sports and at Pittsburgh, It's our buddy, Josh Keetzaw.

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Speaker 3: Josh, good morning. How are you pal?

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Speaker 5: Good morning guy, It's happy belated Easter. Great to be

626
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Speaker 5: on with all of you.

627
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, thanks for making time for us.

628
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's pretty amazing where the Penguins find themselves

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Speaker 2: now at this point in the season. I think they

630
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Speaker 2: are way ahead of where a lot of people had

631
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Speaker 2: them slated schedule wise. What was your biggest takeaway from

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Speaker 2: the weekend that the Penguins just had, just dismantling Florida

633
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Speaker 2: both Saturday and Sunday.

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Speaker 5: I'll give you the whole week at large, Randy Up,

635
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Speaker 5: This week was the week for the Penguins. I mean,

636
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 5: we said it before they came, before we came on

637
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,600
Speaker 5: the air on Long Island when I talk with you

638
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 5: guys Monday morning, that this was the biggest forty eight

639
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 5: hour stretch for the Penguins in four years. You know,

640
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 5: they win both those games, they win the two games

641
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Speaker 5: on the weekend. They played five games in seven days

642
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 5: and they won four of them. After all of that

643
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 5: hockey throughout the month of March and all of these

644
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,400
Speaker 5: big games, the thing that it shows to me is

645
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Speaker 5: that this team's resolve in their belief in one another

646
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Speaker 5: is head and shoulders above the rest of the teams

647
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Speaker 5: that were around them, and the standings and the results

648
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 5: speak to that. I mean, all these other teams that

649
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Speaker 5: were right there had the same opportunity as the Penguins.

650
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 5: I mean, the Islanders case had a point on the

651
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Speaker 5: Penguins going into the game Monday night. Now they don't

652
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Speaker 5: even have the same coach as they wake up this morning.

653
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Speaker 5: And on the outside look it is so I think

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Speaker 5: it's just been a it's been a wild week. But

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Speaker 5: from the Penguin perspective, it's been almost as perfect a

656
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,960
Speaker 5: because you could ask for, and I mean here they are.

657
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 5: I mean they may they may even have the X

658
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 5: next to their name before they even get on the

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Speaker 5: ice Thursday night. That's really what they've done for themselves.

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Speaker 5: It's pretty amazing.

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Speaker 3: Josh.

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Speaker 10: I want to do something now that I thought, in

663
00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:14,920
Speaker 10: no way, shape or form would we be able to

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Speaker 10: do with four games remaining in the season, what do

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Speaker 10: you like for a playoff matchup?

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Speaker 3: What are you hoping for?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm with you, like, I mean, this is this

668
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Speaker 5: is fun now because it definitely looks real. I think

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Speaker 5: I'm hoping for what everyone's hoping for. I mean, we

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Speaker 5: wouldn't have blood in our veins, right, they wouldn't have

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Speaker 5: a heart beating if you didn't want Penguin Flyers. Are

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Speaker 5: you kidding me like that? That that would be uh

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Speaker 5: always smokes would be unbelievable. I can't. I just think,

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Speaker 5: you know, Flyers look like a team that's gonna be

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Speaker 5: I agree with you, Mike, be careful what you wish for,

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Speaker 5: because they look they're that proverbial team on the rise

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Speaker 5: right now at the right time now with the exactly

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Speaker 5: That's what I was just gonna say. Yeah, the Penguins

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Speaker 5: two are also, you know, playing exceptional hockey and have

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Speaker 5: been for a pretty sustained length of time right now.

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Speaker 5: So man, give me that injected into my veins. I'll

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Speaker 5: take that every single step of the way. But if

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Speaker 5: we're not gonna get that, I still think although you

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Speaker 5: know they've wobbled a bit here, lately. I still think

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Speaker 5: a Penguin's Blue Jacket series would be electric also, so

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Speaker 5: you know, either way it would be really fun. But

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Speaker 5: if we're going for pure drama and we are in

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Speaker 5: the entertainment business, gimme Penns Flyers now.

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Speaker 10: If we're going historic, avoid the Islanders at all cost, exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 10: those over the years, taking back to nineteen seventy friggin five, Josh,

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Speaker 10: do you think Sidney Crosby.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there's he's not one hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't look like have you seen him getting better

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Speaker 2: or is he just whatever he's dealing with right now?

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Speaker 2: This is the level of sid we got. It just

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Speaker 2: seems like he's just missing a gear or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I think it's fair. I mean he's definitely

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Speaker 5: working his way through whatever he's dealing with. The crazy

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Speaker 5: thing is as he's doing that, because he's Sydney Crosby.

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Speaker 5: He's picking up you know, two points here, two points there,

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Speaker 5: another point here. I mean, he's still it's crazy how

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Speaker 5: he's able to still produce. But I agree, I think

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Speaker 5: we all every all of us have been lucky enough

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Speaker 5: to watch this guy for so long and know what

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Speaker 5: he looks like when he's at his height and when

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Speaker 5: he's at his absolute peak, and also know what it

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Speaker 5: looks like when he's fighting it a little bit right,

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Speaker 5: And I think that's fair to say that that's what

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Speaker 5: he's doing right now. But the silver lining is what

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Speaker 5: I just mentioned. You're still getting points. And I do

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Speaker 5: wonder I mean, you know, as as they get down

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Speaker 5: to these final games here. Obviously there are some implications

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Speaker 5: with those capitals games as it pertains to the history

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Speaker 5: and the historical stuff of Sin and Ovi and Gino

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Speaker 5: and Ovi and the that those matchups, no doubt, and

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Speaker 5: I get that, and I'm sure there'll be some desire

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Speaker 5: to have some kind of lineups worthy of those matchups

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Speaker 5: should they you know, present themselves in those two games.

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Speaker 5: But I wonder about there being an opportunity here, not

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Speaker 5: just for SID, but for a few guys to take

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Speaker 5: a breather for a few games and give themselves a

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Speaker 5: chance to rest. Here. I mean, nothing's done, nothing's completely

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Speaker 5: locked in, but man, I mean you look at the standings.

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Speaker 5: I'm talking to you right now. It's the six point

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Speaker 5: edge flyers. Yes, they have a games in hand situation,

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Speaker 5: but you know, it's an opportunity that one we didn't

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Speaker 5: think would be this clear cut that the Penguins would

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Speaker 5: be in a playoff spot, and two that they'd really

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Speaker 5: have an opportunity to potentially take advantage of some of

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Speaker 5: the time between games. And don't forget also, their season

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Speaker 5: ends on a Tuesday. The playoffs won't start till that Saturday,

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Speaker 5: so they're gonna have They're gonna have a pretty good

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Speaker 5: gap here, regardless of how they utilize it, including this

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Speaker 5: stretch until Thursday to get some rest for some of

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Speaker 5: these big guys.

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Speaker 2: Four left for the postseason back to back this weekend

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Speaker 2: against the Caps. Do you envision a scenario if Skinner's

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Speaker 2: injury appears to be something that is going to at

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Speaker 2: least last into the postseason, where Maraschef gets at least

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Speaker 2: two of those.

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Speaker 5: Starts if Skinner's not available. You're saying, yes, oh, definitely,

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't be surprised if he gets at least two

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Speaker 5: out of those games. And uh yeah, I was gonna say,

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Speaker 5: you gave you gave me the easy out there, I

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Speaker 5: gave I asked for the carrot and you gave it

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Speaker 5: to me. But I think you know, here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: Would I like to see it, yes, and I think

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Speaker 5: these two goaltenders have to be aware that that's a

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Speaker 5: possibility to uh. I mean, yesterday was an anomaly in

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Speaker 5: a good way. They give two goals up, you know,

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Speaker 5: she loves us two goals against going into that one.

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Speaker 5: Seven of their last ten games. We mentioned they're playing

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Speaker 5: so well, and they are and they're winning, and their

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Speaker 5: offense has been electric. This weekend the latest example of it.

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Speaker 5: But they've given up four more goals than seven of

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Speaker 5: those ten going into yesterday, and that's that. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I mean, maybe we're looking at a twenty twelve type

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Speaker 5: series if you play the Flyers again, because even though

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Speaker 5: Dan Vladars had a great season for them, he doesn't

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Speaker 5: exactly strike me as a cement wall back there. So

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Speaker 5: maybe you're looking at the games that are going to

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Speaker 5: be six to four and five to three. Not crazy

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Speaker 5: to think that, especially with those two teams. But at

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Speaker 5: the other side of it, I do agree that these

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Speaker 5: guys have just not quite given the Penguins the level

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Speaker 5: of goaltending that I think would have you feel confident

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Speaker 5: in your goaltending going into the postseason. It's been good,

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Speaker 5: but it hasn't been great and it's been bullied by

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Speaker 5: near historic offensive production. I mean, it's the Avalanche, it's

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Speaker 5: the Lightning, it's the Penguins. That's the group. The Penguins

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Speaker 5: are in right now with how they're scoring per game.

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Speaker 5: So you know, we saw the Avalanche win a Stanley

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Speaker 5: Cup in twenty twenty two with just okay goaltending from

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Speaker 5: Darcy Kemper. Not saying the Penguins are going to go

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Speaker 5: win the Stanley Cup. It's but it's been before when

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Speaker 5: your offense can carry you and propel you, but you're

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Speaker 5: gonna simply just need more saves. And I you know,

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Speaker 5: Mershov obviously is an option, and it would not shock

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Speaker 5: me to see him find his way into the net

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Speaker 5: here in these last handful of games.

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Speaker 2: Josh Getz a voice of the Penguins on Sports Net

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Speaker 2: Pittsburgh Thursday night, Back at it against the New Jersey Devil.

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Speaker 3: Josh, as always, thanks for making time for us this morning,

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Speaker 3: but appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: You got it, guys, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: We'll talk you soon. You got it all right, there

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Speaker 3: you go.

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Speaker 2: Thanks to Kevin Gorman, Rick Seedback, Paul Staggerwold and Josh

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Speaker 2: gets off for joining us this morning. Mike Welcome Back,

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Speaker 2: and tomorrow on the show, Joe Bartneck, Billy Gardell Live

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Speaker 2: in Studio.

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Speaker 3: Michelle's got the Electric Lunch coming up next to it. Noon.

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Speaker 2: We're hoping by the end of this week to be

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Speaker 2: able to announce the dB Comedy Festival lineup, which I'm

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Speaker 2: very excited for this year. It is a good one

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Speaker 2: and I can't wait to be able to tell all

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Speaker 2: you guys. So keep that on your radar. People keep

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Speaker 2: texting me or dming me and asking me when we're

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Speaker 2: gonna announce it.

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Speaker 1: Hope.

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Speaker 12: Well, there's always a buzz for that. Hopefully by the

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Speaker 12: end of the week. Oh I know, I know, you

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Speaker 12: gotta lock that in because if you don't, I have

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Speaker 12: a problem.

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Speaker 3: You ain't. I totally agree with you. All Right, I'm done.

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Speaker 2: I think I ate too much ham Yesterday, I'm having

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Speaker 2: salt overload and brought us candy. Yes, don't forget Ricky

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Speaker 2: q E D Episode five. Pretty cool stuff he was

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Speaker 2: talking about. I figured you'd get a kick on all that.

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Speaker 2: the name callon, I didn't know the history. I didn't

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Speaker 2: know any of it, just because I know the high school. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: seb knows all that, And I always kind of research

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Speaker 2: names of high schools.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I wonder, what do you have to do

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