Speaker 1: Listen up. The ratings just came in for last month.
Speaker 1: We are number one. We just grabbed every key Demograd. Yeah,
Speaker 1: super duper. That's nice. Fight Ago Nino again. Yes, boy,
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Speaker 2: It is the sixteenth day of June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Parcher of Morning Show
Speaker 2: on Tuesday, Attired Tuesday. If you're tired, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 2: we'll be your audible caffeine.
Speaker 3: Lest we'll try. We'll get things started momentarily. But first,
Speaker 3: I don't forget.
Speaker 2: Today is Marty Gallarnard and Johnny Beans Bond's Bones coming
Speaker 2: in as well.
Speaker 3: And a cast of thousands.
Speaker 2: But first, here's Tommy Brennan, a local dude who's now
Speaker 2: on Saturday Night Live and will be the MC for
Speaker 2: the first ever show this Saturday Themistic Lake Amphitheater. Very
Speaker 2: excited to be playing that show with my band Rocket Club.
Speaker 2: So come on out if tickets are still available, and
Speaker 2: I heard they're almost sold out, so let's get on
Speaker 2: out here. Here's Tommy Brennan, Commy on a Tuesday on
Speaker 2: the Patriet Morning.
Speaker 3: She'll come on in. I am glad you are here.
Speaker 4: My grandma is there. She's my favorite personal She's ninety three,
Speaker 4: she has forty grandkids, forty three great grandkids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she wants to check.
Speaker 4: In with everyone and hear about our lives. But a
Speaker 4: lot of my cousins and siblings work in tech, and
Speaker 4: they don't translate what their fake jobs mean to a
Speaker 4: woman who hasn't been in the workforce in fifty years.
Speaker 4: They have job titles like cloud scientists and data happiness manager.
Speaker 4: And when my grandma was in the workforce, there were
Speaker 4: two main jobs, as a businessman and secretary, and they
Speaker 4: were having an affair.
Speaker 5: In life was easy.
Speaker 4: My cousin Carl told her he's a back end software
Speaker 4: engineer who writes in javascripts.
Speaker 1: Shut off, Carl, make something up.
Speaker 4: Don't tell her you're a software engineer. Tell you're a
Speaker 4: railroad engineer and we're expanding west. You know she'll be
Speaker 4: thrilled for you and the country, and then it won't
Speaker 4: be crazy if she says something like, oh, you work
Speaker 4: with a lot of Asians.
Speaker 1: You know, Joe's actually really good.
Speaker 4: If you know how the railroads were built.
Speaker 6: Yes, I agree, how merchant, I'm buried the bump lips,
Speaker 6: I'll mean the tires oh why.
Speaker 3: Come up mad withis in the tax bars.
Speaker 1: Sects heart and you sold my heart?
Speaker 3: Can out of my day so I can run them.
Speaker 1: My way because I'm talking to the powers that morning.
Speaker 1: Joe is Tuesday, June sixteenth, twenty twenty sixth on bory Cove.
Speaker 1: That's a Chris Hockey. There's meat sauce, Paul Lambert, there's
Speaker 1: Zachary helpers him. Bonus should be here in a second
Speaker 1: or two. Morning at seven, the windows down. You don't
Speaker 1: forget Dluth On Friday, win hotel that I keep forgetting
Speaker 1: the name of. And it's opened. Everybody Hoday Holiday in
Speaker 1: Hoday in okaybody and everybody.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on. In last year we were outside, it
Speaker 3: was little chili. This year we'll be inside. It won't
Speaker 3: be as chilli.
Speaker 2: I believe there's breakfast provided at tank. Oh hell yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm almost buzzitive.
Speaker 3: There was last year.
Speaker 1: We'll provide it for ourselves if it's not provided for
Speaker 1: everybody else, damned right, it means the boy's got to eat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I go by, Yeah, that's mind scared. I'll buy
Speaker 3: you fly.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 2: Hey, I'm gonna throw this out there multiple times today.
Speaker 2: I've been trying desperately to get Tommy Brennan on the
Speaker 2: show this week because he's obviously coming in to be
Speaker 2: the MC this weekend of the thing on Saturday, Domistic
Speaker 2: Lake Theater, which I went by history, Holy Balls, is
Speaker 2: a huge I can't believe how big it is, Corey,
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I've seen it a thousand times. It's nuts. I can't
Speaker 1: believe massive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait to walk out on that stage.
Speaker 2: But anyway, we want him on. I want to talk
Speaker 2: to somebody who's on Saturday and live like right now.
Speaker 2: I want to become best friends and have him say, hey,
Speaker 2: you want to come watch the show sometime and you'll
Speaker 2: see a single tear right escaped down the side of
Speaker 2: my face, knowing that Marnie will be so jealous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Marnie's dream was SNL and Tommy made it
Speaker 1: and she didn't.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 1: She's a gigantic failure to the entire Dakotas.
Speaker 3: I hope he says that, hope he says.
Speaker 2: We all laugh a little every time we talk about
Speaker 2: Marney Gail in the back room with Lauren Green.
Speaker 1: There have been eighteen Minnesota's on SNL zero from the
Speaker 1: Dakota's zero.
Speaker 3: They can't. They don't have enough room for all the
Speaker 3: Minnesota people.
Speaker 1: Half the cast all time is from Minnesota. Zero from
Speaker 1: the Dakota's Yeah, zero zil. I think zero have even auditioned.
Speaker 1: I think you might be correct. That is correct. I
Speaker 1: double checked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I h.
Speaker 2: In my continuing would you hope to do everything before
Speaker 2: I die?
Speaker 3: Cory? Sure, except for jump out of planes and bungee jumps.
Speaker 1: Well, don't bungee jump, and if you do, make sure
Speaker 1: they tie the rope to your feet before three people
Speaker 1: throw you off of a bridge.
Speaker 2: Definitely not victim blaming, but I'm going to tell you
Speaker 2: right now you can be g D sure that would
Speaker 2: be the last thing I would do.
Speaker 3: Exact, the first and the last. Yeah, all the in between.
Speaker 1: Totally agree. No offense. By the way, I know you
Speaker 1: were about to say something, and we'll get back in second.
Speaker 1: Get Did you say three or four updates on that story?
Speaker 1: I have not that I know that they are saying
Speaker 1: she survived the fall when they found her, she was
Speaker 1: still alive.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? No?
Speaker 1: They said she hit the ground and was still alive.
Speaker 1: That they that they when they got to her, she
Speaker 1: was still with us. Honestly, that's even worse. You want
Speaker 1: her to die instantly, instantly, but she I don't know
Speaker 1: if she was conscious, but she was alive.
Speaker 7: There are reports that she was conscious, but no, but
Speaker 7: those are false. So good she had a weak false
Speaker 7: to her and then they did compressions.
Speaker 1: And Okay, that's as gross as that sounds. That's better.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine surviving that and then sitting there realizing, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm toast. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, man, that's one of
Speaker 1: the worst stories we've heard in a lot of time.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable, all right, back to you're trying to knock
Speaker 1: everything off your list except for bungee jump here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I get to appear on stage and guys
Speaker 2: and dolls tonight at the Tanna and didnit dude, Right,
Speaker 2: it's a huge deal.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: It's fun, right, I got I got a small part,
Speaker 2: but I do have a part. I have lines I
Speaker 2: gotta remember. And one of the things they asked me
Speaker 2: to do is to h to carry a phone with
Speaker 2: me today and document my day leading up to the
Speaker 2: the you know, social media thing, so I could for
Speaker 2: tannas right, for guys, and Dolls. Great show tonight. I'll
Speaker 2: be on stage. I got the phone in here. I
Speaker 2: was going to say, hey, Hockey, here's how I started
Speaker 2: my day. But do the power of morning show. We're
Speaker 2: going on right now. But I left piece of paper
Speaker 2: in my car, which I hope is in my car.
Speaker 2: None of my house that has the code to get
Speaker 2: into the phone they get used to record. So the
Speaker 2: day has not started off correctly. And I tried every
Speaker 2: code I can think of.
Speaker 1: That's the equivalent of forgetting your lines. Yes, you for
Speaker 1: wrapped the code, you forgot the paper. You're off to
Speaker 1: a terrible store.
Speaker 2: Don't you put that on me, Ricky Bobby if you try.
Speaker 2: I tried every combination I could think of.
Speaker 1: Did it lock you out?
Speaker 8: Not yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So actually I know the code here. Just repeat
Speaker 1: what I say right this time? Ready, right? Go one? Yep,
Speaker 1: just gota repeat it one. Oh, I'm sorry one, two, two, three, three,
Speaker 1: four four, five.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you say five.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable. I have the same combination of my luggage. It's
Speaker 1: one of the greatest bits. Right after that is said,
Speaker 1: what kind of idiot has that combination?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 1: When does that spaceballs to come out? Next? Year. I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's going to be terrible, but.
Speaker 3: Has to be this year.
Speaker 1: I think it's twenty. I think it's next. I think
Speaker 1: it's slated for whenever. Mel Brooks is one hundred yeah,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty seven. Yeah, and he turns one hundred. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one hundred years old almost. Let's hope he makes it.
Speaker 1: Yeah to Spaceballs too. All right, So that's a bad
Speaker 1: start for your guys in Doll's Day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's but I but I got my lines. I
Speaker 2: got I got him memorized.
Speaker 1: How many lines approximately a total of four lines.
Speaker 2: In two different blocks. I have to walk out and
Speaker 2: I have to wear I believe they call it a zoot.
Speaker 1: Suit zoot suit riot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because it's a a gangster kind.
Speaker 1: Of guy and daddy right, yeah, zootsuit riot. Yeah, where's
Speaker 1: that squirrel nut zippers? That was hell right. We're terrible, yep, terrible,
Speaker 1: weird time for music, and we talk about that every
Speaker 1: time those bands come up. Just weird. Yeah, Sky had
Speaker 1: like a two or three year on but that like weird,
Speaker 1: like Prohibition era, throwback era had like two or three
Speaker 1: bands that had one song and the whole world was
Speaker 1: like cool, let's let's get into swingers. Yeah, the movie
Speaker 1: not like Pink Flamingos. I think they do that too,
Speaker 1: maybe both. But the whole country was like, cool, this
Speaker 1: song is awesome. It's like this song is one hundred
Speaker 1: years old. Yeah it was. I never understood. I didn't
Speaker 1: hate those songs, but I definitely didn't like those songs.
Speaker 1: I was like, really, this is what we're doing now.
Speaker 2: It's weird, and you guys will know this even though
Speaker 2: you weren't. You were live, but you weren't, you know,
Speaker 2: aware of what was going on. In the nineteen eighties,
Speaker 2: we had a similar thing, only it was with the
Speaker 2: Straight Cats doing that kind of rockabilly sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fifty Stroke, yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly, which was a cool thing, man, you know, Straight
Speaker 2: Cat struck.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Even like.
Speaker 2: What was that Adam Anta had that Don't Drink, don
Speaker 2: Smuck which was kind of rockabilly sounding, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. I wonder if the kids will ever have
Speaker 2: anything like a throwback to the eighties, which would you sound.
Speaker 1: Like modern miss Well, maybe it's just TV. Maybe they
Speaker 1: just have that. You know, the kids don't have eighties
Speaker 1: nostalgia about Stranger things, but they freaking loved that show.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I think.
Speaker 2: The entire generations of kids right now are baited breath
Speaker 2: right now for the Little House in the Prairie room boot.
Speaker 1: What I bet if you asked one hundred twelve year olds, right,
Speaker 1: my youngest daughter's twelve, if you asked one hundred twelve
Speaker 1: year olds, how.
Speaker 3: Many hundred twelve year old am I going to find?
Speaker 3: At this point?
Speaker 1: I'll just go to I'll just go to school pick
Speaker 1: up and just say excuse me before we get in
Speaker 1: that car. Not mine? Well, have you ever heard of
Speaker 1: Little House on the Prairie. It's single digits for sure.
Speaker 1: It's maybe like, yeah, my grandpa used to watch that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my grandpa hockey. Yeah, it's got to be like five
Speaker 1: of them. I air in tu. Mine has never heard
Speaker 1: of it. You don't never heard?
Speaker 3: Sure, they don't read it in school, especially Minnesota.
Speaker 5: They don't read the lower Ingles Wilder books. Are you
Speaker 5: sure you know?
Speaker 3: In the Little Kids?
Speaker 1: I have never heard Harper once even remotely referenced anything
Speaker 1: to use anything related to that book. I bet the
Speaker 1: show it's I bet it's under five as well.
Speaker 9: Yep, does it be somebody like yeah, my grandma had
Speaker 9: like a dv or something maybe Yeah, maybe?
Speaker 1: And who the hell had DVDs of Little House on
Speaker 1: the Prairie. What do you buy him on Poshmark? Hey,
Speaker 1: John Bonus, good morning.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you guys don't want to rip
Speaker 3: on me, but coffee? Thanks, Thanks buddy. I did I
Speaker 3: did have a problem with my one of my Deep
Speaker 3: Pop orders. You're deep Pop.
Speaker 2: Remember I told you it's like just Poshmark. Deep Pop
Speaker 2: is like it's like it's basically a living online garage sale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would you order?
Speaker 2: I've ordered a Fleetwood Mac Tour T shirt and I'm
Speaker 2: happy to say that at this point I wear.
Speaker 3: A size small T shirt.
Speaker 1: Good for you?
Speaker 3: Can I show you guys the size small T shirt
Speaker 3: I got the mail?
Speaker 1: Yeah, little women small. It's gonna have a tag for
Speaker 1: like first cancer Awareness? Good morning John, Hi kids, gon'd
Speaker 1: be something he already bought.
Speaker 10: Note I'm gonna cover it up here.
Speaker 2: The heart that says to have a nice day.
Speaker 1: This pink note card. Mm hm, oh god, I mean
Speaker 1: that's a four x L.
Speaker 2: That's a.
Speaker 1: Shirt that literally has got to be what at least
Speaker 1: a double x L, if not triple right, that's a blanket.
Speaker 10: This is a bigot and it says inside you'll you'll
Speaker 10: you'll see.
Speaker 8: My god, somebody, somebody has been stressing that that's a
Speaker 8: that's a small for a baby elephant.
Speaker 9: That's like when Star brought us in all that Concordia
Speaker 9: gear and it was four excel.
Speaker 1: That's a gigantic.
Speaker 10: Shirt right now, I can put this all over the top.
Speaker 5: Over the top of your jacket.
Speaker 1: I mean, that could be the first time of my
Speaker 1: life i'd ever say I was that's a that's a
Speaker 1: poncho at the State Fair.
Speaker 8: This is a used vintage shirt. Yeah, there's somebody, somebody
Speaker 8: stretching the hell out of this.
Speaker 10: Somebody's like, I'm wearing a small.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's my size.
Speaker 5: Somebody wanted it could be What.
Speaker 1: Does that tag say on the front there right in
Speaker 1: the middle of the shirt. Oh, it's like it's probably
Speaker 1: somebody you got a Tory number. I couldn't say. If
Speaker 1: it said how much, we would have been a hell
Speaker 1: of a deal if it was the right size.
Speaker 10: I'm going to bequeath this to you.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to be queath anything. On Jesus.
Speaker 10: There's a line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't ever know the line. It looks very
Speaker 1: it's a nice blouse. It is a ninety Yeah, just
Speaker 1: it'll look like you were shoulder passed. Yes, you beat.
Speaker 10: Do you want the shirt?
Speaker 5: I think that might even still be smaller.
Speaker 10: It would not be small.
Speaker 1: Is it a penguin? You've never seen that? That shirt?
Speaker 10: It's it's this was a one of their tour shirts.
Speaker 1: Can I ask a question about being mean? No, it'll
Speaker 1: not being mean to you.
Speaker 5: I'll give you seven dollars that ye, sir.
Speaker 1: How is it vintage? It's from twenty nineteen. Well, it's
Speaker 1: a vintage style. It's an actual tour shirt that they
Speaker 1: had whatever forty years ago.
Speaker 10: Somebody probably paid one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 9: No, I think it's from the tour from twenty eighteen
Speaker 9: to twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: Like it says on the shirt, it's almost ten years old. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a ten year old tour, not forty. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: when somebody went to that tour, no one was watching
Speaker 1: Little House on the Prairie. No, not like forty years
Speaker 1: ago when everybody was watching Little House on the Prairie.
Speaker 3: You just want to look at my ass?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do no nothing on the back.
Speaker 8: You've got new jeans. Well, I mean those are those
Speaker 8: jeans were not the jeans that were fitting you.
Speaker 5: A year ago.
Speaker 1: You have perfectly little legs. Yeah, I just yeah, hit
Speaker 1: on them more. Well, yeah, I'm new. I nobody loves
Speaker 1: it more than I do. I know, and that depresses
Speaker 1: the hell out of him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, another reason we know their new jeans.
Speaker 1: That's kind of you there.
Speaker 9: This is it looks I'm not kidding. It looks like
Speaker 9: somebody wore shoulder pads underneath it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, where does a nightie? Sure somebody somebody were
Speaker 1: with like actual shoulder.
Speaker 5: Somebody with a muscles and episode.
Speaker 9: Every kid wore it is like a football practice shirt man?
Speaker 1: Who man? Who the slender wore that to take napsin?
Speaker 1: What did Star give us Concordia gear? That was for Excel?
Speaker 3: I wish I kept it.
Speaker 2: I wish I kept my my CONCORDI is or Hey,
Speaker 2: got you guys something for Christmas?
Speaker 3: It was a four Excel And I think it was
Speaker 3: a joke.
Speaker 9: No, I just think he grabbed it out of somewhere
Speaker 9: and didn't look at the size.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I was the thought that counted.
Speaker 5: Yeah it was maybe he just looked around the studio went.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 3: At that point he probably and I ate burritosh. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just assumed we would get there.
Speaker 9: Yeah, eventually the future gift. You're gonna need this in
Speaker 9: ten years?
Speaker 1: How about this was the last you know what, I've
Speaker 1: been the best gift possibly ever?
Speaker 9: What gutter helmet from gutter helmet mn dot com gutters again?
Speaker 1: All right, John Bonus is here, Marnie Gellner later, This
Speaker 1: is the Power Droom morning. Joe on the bank, she
Speaker 1: leaves tonight, be.
Speaker 3: Helping you on dreams come true.
Speaker 1: Yes, he's leading for all tonight in a strange old
Speaker 1: bear's new with you hand dreams and fellow Jeff Fee now.
Speaker 10: Makes to rule down a cheek.
Speaker 1: I agree dreams and fill with jeffree YEA welcome back
Speaker 1: to the Power Trim Morning Show, Johnny Bones. I have
Speaker 1: a couple of baseball stats to throw at you later,
Speaker 1: because we want ratings and nothing moves the meter more
Speaker 1: than by sure.
Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I'm saying, especially in this market. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you guys know what you're doing here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do well baseball stats in trivia right around
Speaker 1: the corner.
Speaker 5: That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: A couple of your favorite things.
Speaker 8: Guess yes, no, world traveling lately, no world traveling now.
Speaker 1: In fact, just the opposite.
Speaker 8: Oh god, it was a great weekend here in Minneapolis
Speaker 8: and Mansoa.
Speaker 1: The weather was lovely. Oh yes, And it's the most
Speaker 1: Minnesotan thing of all time to talk about the weather.
Speaker 8: We missed the We missed sort of the first week
Speaker 8: of May, and we missed the last week and a
Speaker 8: half of May or something. So the in between is
Speaker 8: I think the cold May. Like we get both nice
Speaker 8: May and cold May and Minnesota. So this was like
Speaker 8: our first weekend of summer. It felt and it was glorious.
Speaker 8: Twins were in town all weekend, a couple of different
Speaker 8: events to go to. Next weekend, we got Stone Arch
Speaker 8: Bridge Festival weekend. After that we got put aside, what
Speaker 8: do you do dabbler Stone Arts Bridges?
Speaker 1: You know the bridge over, sure, but what's the festival?
Speaker 1: You just walk celebrated.
Speaker 8: Art festival, beers, drinking music. I mean Saturday and Sunday,
Speaker 8: so you.
Speaker 1: Do have to go outside though, you do have to
Speaker 1: go outside. Nightmare.
Speaker 8: And then uh what we got Pride Dabbler and Pride
Speaker 8: weekend the next weekend. The next week and we got
Speaker 8: fourth of July taste of Minnesota, Like this is just right,
Speaker 8: just being thrown right into the middle of the perfect Minneapolis,
Speaker 8: Minnesota summer. So yes, we we really enjoyed ourselves this sweek.
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that you dabbled in pride?
Speaker 5: Are you glad I dabbled in pride?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: Sure, I can explore. Yeah, exploring some exploring to be done.
Speaker 5: Have you guys ever been to the Pride Dabbler.
Speaker 3: I don't go outside.
Speaker 1: No, no, that was my nickname in college, but I've
Speaker 1: never been to the actual events. We're gonna go to.
Speaker 8: Pride Abbler is a beer tasting event, sure, yeah, and
Speaker 8: then and then after that.
Speaker 1: The taste all the flavors.
Speaker 5: Twins have Ludacrous playing after the Twins game.
Speaker 1: As one gay hell yeah.
Speaker 8: So we're gonna do a little Pride dabbling and then
Speaker 8: we're gonna go check out the end of the Twins
Speaker 8: game in ludacris.
Speaker 1: Is he in all of the Fast and the Furious movies?
Speaker 3: Yeah, except for Tokyo Drift.
Speaker 9: I don't think he's in the first one.
Speaker 1: Is he no idea? I don't think he's in the
Speaker 1: first How about speaking to that?
Speaker 9: How about the first trailer for Disclosure Day is the
Speaker 9: twentieth twenty fifth anniversary release of the original Fast and
Speaker 9: the Furious that they're going to put back out in theaters.
Speaker 1: Wait you get a second here, what now? That was
Speaker 1: a confusing sentence.
Speaker 9: They did a trailer, the first trailer when you know
Speaker 9: they start the trailers.
Speaker 1: That's you said, the first trailer for disclosure. You mean
Speaker 1: the first trailer you saw before you saw the movie Disclosure?
Speaker 1: That yes, got it, that makes sense. Was a railer
Speaker 1: for the re release.
Speaker 9: Of Fast and the Furious, which I think is its
Speaker 9: twenty fifth anniversary.
Speaker 1: So they're building over back in theaters and we're all
Speaker 1: asking for it.
Speaker 3: These bestards are still Fast and Fury if.
Speaker 5: Only can find it on TV someplace.
Speaker 1: I mean, just watched Gone in sixty Seconds again, right,
Speaker 1: it's better way, It really is vastly superior.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's necessary.
Speaker 1: Universally Factual in sixty Seconds is better than any Fast
Speaker 1: and the Furious movie, not even close.
Speaker 3: Let's ask a kid.
Speaker 1: They're too busy watching the Little House on the Prairie.
Speaker 2: That's the kid, Zach, Zach goes, do you do you
Speaker 2: prefer Fast and Furious for that other movie?
Speaker 1: The other movie being Gone in sixty seconds.
Speaker 7: I can't say i've seen most of either. I did
Speaker 7: see Fast five.
Speaker 3: Well you just jumped in at number five.
Speaker 1: Isn't that your favorite one? Well like to Drift?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked the kid from U Texas quarterback going
Speaker 2: to Tokyo and driving cars.
Speaker 3: You talk clock as. He was a quarterback in one
Speaker 3: of those football.
Speaker 9: Movies that can't be a good movie, Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 9: No Tokyo Drift. Friday night Lights is fantastic.
Speaker 3: I almost choked and I wasn't drinking anything.
Speaker 1: Wells, I've never seen this is on my blind spot list.
Speaker 1: I've never seen the show Friday Night Lights or the
Speaker 1: movie Friday Night Lights. I haven't seen the show either.
Speaker 3: I keep missing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a difference. Yeah, one was
Speaker 1: on TV and one was in theaters. People say, yes, incredible.
Speaker 8: Great movie too, watched one of the greatest TV shows
Speaker 8: series ever made.
Speaker 3: He doesn't like sports.
Speaker 1: I'm not a huge sports fan. In fact, some my
Speaker 1: neighbor of Scooter and Filatio on Scooter Flash uh fla
Speaker 1: Shio specifically was like, have you watched Heated Rivalry? And
Speaker 1: I'm like no, she goes, but don't you like sports,
Speaker 1: and I'm like no, Like if it was like, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll put up with a couple of dudes banging as
Speaker 1: long as it's about hockey. I don't even really care
Speaker 1: about hockey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the way.
Speaker 1: That's the problem.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: If it was two dudes banging and then they went
Speaker 1: and played poker, I'd be like, all right, I'll watch
Speaker 1: two dudes bang. I wanted before you, I want to
Speaker 1: see what the flop is pun intended questions.
Speaker 5: Would you put up with sorts to watch?
Speaker 1: Good point? I've dabbled in pride, yeah, man, uh so no,
Speaker 1: I have not seen Heated sir. To be like, so
Speaker 1: you like sports, well, you know you watch Valry.
Speaker 7: Five percent hockey and banging and five percent uh just
Speaker 7: waiting for the next banging.
Speaker 1: Scene, right, and waiting is the hardest part, Yeah, wondering
Speaker 1: why a lot?
Speaker 3: Yeah, why aren't these guys just bang? Why are they
Speaker 3: playing hockey again?
Speaker 1: The reviews that Heated Rivalry were really good.
Speaker 2: It wasn't.
Speaker 1: It wasn't just like, oh, this is a fun little
Speaker 1: Nate show. Everybody was like it's a good show. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but Scooter and Zach and everybody else on
Speaker 1: the planet basically say episode what is just a bang fest?
Speaker 1: I don't get everything else found that too, But doesn't
Speaker 1: it calmed down a little bit after a couple of episodes.
Speaker 1: I thought you were the one that said that a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 7: But then they go out to the cottage and it's like, okay,
Speaker 7: all right, euphemism pisses me off.
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna ahead and just do this because I'm
Speaker 2: dabbling in pride. Let's yes, ladies play hockey too.
Speaker 1: They're working on it. Okay, well, I mean I guess
Speaker 1: the no, not with two ladies yet.
Speaker 3: But this is a damn shame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hawks pissed now, it's a damn shame.
Speaker 7: Netflix just green lighted uh something called Icebreakers, which is
Speaker 7: going to be the They're one of those. It's a
Speaker 7: hockey player and a figure skater.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be together. What about your different worlds?
Speaker 2: What about crossing the pink line or or or getting
Speaker 2: the crease? I got ideas. I've been thinking a lot
Speaker 2: about this. I'm for equal opportunity to that.
Speaker 1: You've been thinking a lot about how about penalty boxes? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so you do one me. How about here's an
Speaker 9: idea for a show that has too late say the
Speaker 9: name of the show. How about face yeah, face.
Speaker 1: No, do your own. Come on, you can do this.
Speaker 3: I got too many of them.
Speaker 1: And here with he you'veimism for lesbianism is the fans, Paul,
Speaker 1: and you are an abuser. How about two minutes? First,
Speaker 1: two minutes for scissor room. Yeah, I like, I do
Speaker 1: like that one.
Speaker 3: That's the leader.
Speaker 1: That's how the very clever.
Speaker 9: I mean, it's just he goes two minutes for scissorin
Speaker 9: and then they panne and then they pan over to the.
Speaker 3: I am In's like the son.
Speaker 5: Of a bit.
Speaker 1: So it happens on the ice in the middle of
Speaker 1: a game. Is not in secret in the hotel where
Speaker 1: they have to hide it. They just do it at
Speaker 1: center ice in front of the entire crowds.
Speaker 3: Came into a check. It's in the mail literally right now.
Speaker 3: They want it.
Speaker 1: A friend of mine, that's we don't believe this. No,
Speaker 1: it's definitely a friend of mine. Would you take him
Speaker 1: to medieval times? No?
Speaker 9: Uh yeah, he uh for a while was into ladies
Speaker 9: wrestling that then turned.
Speaker 1: Into his sex. Wait, you've you've seen that? What's what's
Speaker 1: your friend's name? It's seed Bear?
Speaker 3: What what don't out him.
Speaker 9: It's not seed bear here the recovery here.
Speaker 3: You you back that one right up.
Speaker 1: Thanks, But you've seen that. I absolutely have the scene Beer.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: They're fighting and they're mad at each other, and then
Speaker 2: suddenly they're getting it home and then they get how
Speaker 2: many minutes for?
Speaker 1: How do I ask this? Is this not two minutes
Speaker 1: per scissoring? Are these ladies that seen Beer is watching?
Speaker 1: Are they extremely curvy feminine women that just are pretending
Speaker 1: to be wrestlers or are they really manish wrestlers that
Speaker 1: then eventually get it on little a column a little
Speaker 1: column Bee.
Speaker 9: My client over there, because I think it's see the
Speaker 9: same videos.
Speaker 1: Okay, are they madly ladies?
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, much like.
Speaker 2: You know late afternoon television back in the nineties, you're
Speaker 2: waiting for the reveal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I heard the referee gets involved.
Speaker 2: Kennedy, Kennedy, Kennedy, Oh winner, hello, No not yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: One of the rest of us is mister doutfire.
Speaker 1: Yes, we got scene. Yeah see there all right, front
Speaker 1: page Sports. When we come back, like I said, we're
Speaker 1: gonna move the meter because I'm gonna I'm gonna quiz
Speaker 1: the hell out of you guys with baseball stats. When
Speaker 1: we come back. Let's see if Twins Daily dot COM's
Speaker 1: very own John Bonus knows anything about Twins baseball, specifically
Speaker 1: Power Trip Morning show after this on.
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Speaker 1: Let's up, players, Hi, it's.
Speaker 3: Power Trip more the show.
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Speaker 3: I'm I filmed my first bit and Sauce ruined it.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you know that your testicles were hanging out
Speaker 2: the bottom of your shorts?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't. That's really gross.
Speaker 3: Sorry, man, Why you have to ruin things?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's proud of the testicles, you know.
Speaker 3: First of all, I can't blame them for that though,
Speaker 3: to be honest with you, a nice.
Speaker 5: Set calves and testicles pride.
Speaker 3: That's right, he's dabbling.
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Speaker 1: You guys familiar with something called Pete Crow Armstrong of
Speaker 1: the Chicago Cubs. Yes, yes, Pete Donny Bones. You know
Speaker 1: who he is? Sure? Is he good? He's really good?
Speaker 1: He's really good.
Speaker 8: He started over Buxton in the World Baseball Classic for
Speaker 8: the two years.
Speaker 1: Oh, Pete Crow Armstrong, I like a good hyphenated name
Speaker 1: from Tims right.
Speaker 5: Also got into a little bit of a dispute the
Speaker 5: other day.
Speaker 1: Is that right? So PCA hit the first cycle of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty six, he did it yesterday.
Speaker 5: Okay, it's making news.
Speaker 1: Because not only did that about a year streak. We'll
Speaker 1: get to that in a second. But the first cycle
Speaker 1: of twenty twenty six, his last hit was a single,
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and then was immediately picked off. So he
Speaker 1: got picked off of first after hitting for the cycle.
Speaker 1: He wasn't thrilled about that. So I have two grow
Speaker 1: cycle related trivia questions for you. Twenty eight days fuck.
Speaker 1: According to MLB dot Com and AI, how many cycles
Speaker 1: in the history of baseball John's math. Guys, you're going
Speaker 1: to try to figure this out per team too of
Speaker 1: two hundred.
Speaker 5: And one.
Speaker 1: Five.
Speaker 9: Here's the stat no one cares about. I've never been
Speaker 9: able to do it in MLB the show, So I
Speaker 9: would say so that factors in, how yeah, because it's
Speaker 9: that hard. It's hard to do one fifteen.
Speaker 1: Anybody else, I'm gonna go with one to eighty two
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty one. I think I'd go the over
Speaker 1: on my number. Twenty one. You are correct, you should
Speaker 1: have went higher. He is the thirteenth cub to ever
Speaker 1: do it. But that is the three hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: first cycle in baseball history.
Speaker 8: Here's here's the thing, oh Rosie, We've been playing this
Speaker 8: game for one hundred and thirty years, right, it.
Speaker 5: Could have happened a couple times a year, three times
Speaker 5: a year.
Speaker 1: So here's here's trivia question number two. That's more important.
Speaker 1: Kirby Puckett had a cycle for the Twins August first,
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty six. Then the Twins went twenty two years
Speaker 1: without one. Isn't that nuts? So in the history of
Speaker 1: the Power to A Morning Show we started in two
Speaker 1: thousand and one, there have been five Twins to hit
Speaker 1: for a cycle. One of them was the last one
Speaker 1: to do it before Pete crow Armstrong. Last July we
Speaker 1: had one, but there have been five in the last
Speaker 1: twenty five years of the Power Trip Morning Show. By
Speaker 1: the way, we're celebrating our twenty fifth anniversary in November.
Speaker 1: First show in fan history to go twenty five straight years,
Speaker 1: which is pretty cool. Nice can you name Johnny Bones?
Speaker 1: The five Twins cycles in the run of the Power
Speaker 1: Trip Morning Show was the last one Buxton Buxton July twelfth,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. So that was the last cycle before
Speaker 1: Pete crom Storing yesterday almost a year.
Speaker 5: I know Jason Kopble did it.
Speaker 1: One Kooble in two thousand and nine, very good. Three
Speaker 1: more so you said the what year was it?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 8: The lat that the twin did it after Pucket.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight. So there's been five since two
Speaker 1: thousand and eight. You've named two Cooble in twenty nine
Speaker 1: and then twenty twenty five Buckston. You're missing the other
Speaker 1: three who didn't know? Eight? I'll give you the year's hunter. Nope,
Speaker 1: I'll give you the years. See if you can come
Speaker 1: up with it. Eight. Another one in O nine and
Speaker 1: then twenty nineteen. These are all good names. Cadre wow
Speaker 1: in twenty nine, very good.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and eight.
Speaker 1: Can I give you an inside joke for a hint
Speaker 1: that you might remember the bits. At one point, Mark
Speaker 1: Rosen told Chris Hockey to buy this man's jersey because
Speaker 1: he said, oh yeah, oh no, he's going to be
Speaker 1: here for a long time. Oh buy his jersey for sure.
Speaker 1: Because Chris goes like, I think I'm gonna do it
Speaker 1: Rosie said, oh, definitely, definitely do it.
Speaker 5: Didn span Nope, nope, come on, baby, come on, bonus,
Speaker 5: come on two thousand and eight, come.
Speaker 1: On, unbelievably fast part of a trade.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they go Miss.
Speaker 1: Carlos Gomes right, Oh yeah, Chris, oh for sure, by that.
Speaker 1: Jersey absolutely the next Mickey battle in the last one's
Speaker 1: two good years. You really as go Goo was awesome
Speaker 1: for a couple of years.
Speaker 8: Twenty nineteen, that would have been Bomba squad Edi.
Speaker 1: No mc wren, Jorge po Polonko is correct and happy
Speaker 1: birthday mc wren. But yes, Jorge Polonko in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1: So Gomez koobl Kadi or Polanco and Bucks in the
Speaker 1: last five cycles for the Twins, well done, I did okay,
Speaker 1: not bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, we're probably my memory sucks.
Speaker 1: So Rod Carew did it in nineteen seventy sees Oar
Speaker 1: Tovar in seventy two, something called Larry Heiseel Larry Heizel
Speaker 1: seventy six, seventy six, Yes, Lineman Boss Doc.
Speaker 5: Yeah Stock seventy six, as well Imon Lyman.
Speaker 1: In seventy eight something called Mike Cubbage yea third base
Speaker 1: spot and in nineteen eighty. Gary Ward, the hell that is?
Speaker 8: What did you say nineteen seventy eight, Gary Ward eighty
Speaker 8: anti Enady Garrett.
Speaker 1: That sounds right, Corey, Yes, sir.
Speaker 3: What was Lymon's name in Ocean's Love Liman?
Speaker 1: It was hang On. I think it was boss Doc No,
Speaker 1: I think I know it. Uh Virga, Yeah, that's it
Speaker 1: because he's he's pretending to be a super wealthy man
Speaker 1: and he has a very important package that he wants
Speaker 1: to keep in the vault. And you are very very close.
Speaker 1: You're one letter off Vera Burga, you're there getting cold?
Speaker 3: Farga is barga Orga?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 1: One letter off? I don't know.
Speaker 7: I guess it could be pronounced. I don't think it
Speaker 7: would be pronounced with the uh z.
Speaker 1: Damn it you're right, yeah, see damn it? Why did
Speaker 1: you duh?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: I freaking love those most Yeah, especially the first.
Speaker 3: One, and be friends with those people.
Speaker 1: Do you guys think Ocean's twelve, with the exact same plot,
Speaker 1: exact same but set in Las Vegas instead of Europe,
Speaker 1: would have been significantly better? Probably? I think the Vegas
Speaker 1: vibe changes the entire movie completely. Yeah. It just felt like,
Speaker 1: why do I care if they're bouncing from European country
Speaker 1: to European country. Just put it in Vegas. The second
Speaker 1: the second that you could tell Ocean's thirteen, they just go,
Speaker 1: all right, what are we gonna do? People didn't love
Speaker 1: the second one? What are we doing for the third one?
Speaker 1: And Steven Soderbergh says, Vegas And then the rest of
Speaker 1: it really doesn't matter. Yeah, correct, I mean, we'll figure
Speaker 1: something out, but it has to be in Vegas. Correct.
Speaker 7: There's something touchable about it, like you know, like you
Speaker 7: see the scenes in those casinos that you can go see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anybody could be in there for the Europe Like.
Speaker 1: I've never want to Cloney's Mansion. I've seen it, you
Speaker 1: sure have. I have. But like they could have done
Speaker 1: the Faberge egg bit in Vegas, right, It could have
Speaker 1: been on tour and been They could have done the
Speaker 1: exact same movie. Yeah, put it in Nevada, put it
Speaker 1: in Vegas. It would have been better. It would have
Speaker 1: been better.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be cool to like have AI just make
Speaker 2: you a version of Ocean's eleven where you're just in
Speaker 2: every scene just as one of the Oceans eleven, but
Speaker 2: you never say a word and you're just hanging out
Speaker 2: in the background.
Speaker 1: That'd be great.
Speaker 3: And there I am sitting back there playing slots.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that's the future of cameo, where you
Speaker 1: just paid to be to be in artificially intelligence ai'ed in.
Speaker 3: To your favorite TV shows or movies like you put
Speaker 3: my face on the old lady in Polter Guys.
Speaker 1: The same exactly, pull your hands up the old lady
Speaker 1: in Poulter Guys.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how small her hands are well hand with.
Speaker 1: His face or the regular regular Ladyeh.
Speaker 3: I don't want to kiss my salt bag?
Speaker 1: Yeah you would, he would you banged the lady from
Speaker 1: Poulter Guys.
Speaker 3: Oh she's passed away, Sir?
Speaker 1: Did I just come up with a multi billion dollar idea?
Speaker 1: I think you did. Like AI movie cameos.
Speaker 3: I think I helped with it.
Speaker 1: Again, I did nothing.
Speaker 3: That could be like you're on your epitaph.
Speaker 1: Yeah again, that should be one of your catchphrase. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah again, I did nothing.
Speaker 3: Again, I did nothing.
Speaker 1: Kelly. Kelly gets home from a long day at work
Speaker 1: and she goes, Paul, what do you do today?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Sorry, I'm watching this gift of a guy playing soccer
Speaker 9: on Google it's mesmeriz cool.
Speaker 1: We're trying to do a radio show again. I did nothing.
Speaker 5: Again.
Speaker 1: What have you done the last twenty seconds to add
Speaker 1: to this show again? I did nothing?
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey big you bunny bones.
Speaker 3: Yes, you like sucker.
Speaker 5: I do like soccer. I played soccer through college.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask that, Oh, where did you go to college? Carleton?
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 3: He went to Carlton, played a little soccer.
Speaker 1: Your mom goes to college.
Speaker 3: I have a question to follow it, follow up?
Speaker 1: Interesting, how you played soccer? I don't think I knew that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Part of the reason that soccer has such a hard
Speaker 2: time catching on the United States is because yesterday I
Speaker 2: was listening to the updates on the fan during Brero
Speaker 2: and they were talking about one of the biggest best
Speaker 2: games they've ever seen just finished and it ended in
Speaker 2: a zero zero tie.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, because Spain was a main.
Speaker 5: Stood on his head.
Speaker 1: They called.
Speaker 3: Old balls. But it ends at a zero zero.
Speaker 1: Time and it was a giant upset. Right. But but bonus,
Speaker 1: did you see the World Cup scores? Because if not,
Speaker 1: I want to I want to try a game on you.
Speaker 1: Did you see the four scoresterday? I have not Sky
Speaker 1: we just blew the first one. That's fine. It sounded
Speaker 1: like you had already heard that one anyway. Zero zero
Speaker 1: I paid attention and Spain on DraftKings was minus twelve
Speaker 1: hundred before the game. Wow, massive favorite.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll never buy a drink again in his life.
Speaker 1: Now here's I think this is Chris's point though. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give you the two teams and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you one of the team number of goals. You have
Speaker 1: to tell me if the other team scored more, the
Speaker 1: same or less. Okay, okay. Belgium and Egypt played. Belgium
Speaker 1: scored one goal. How to Egypt do I'm going to
Speaker 1: say they tied. Egypt did score one goal, Yes, he
Speaker 1: did it. Saudi Arabia and Uruguay. Saudi Arabia scored one.
Speaker 8: I'm going to guess Uruguay scored two. They did not,
Speaker 8: They just scored one. They scored one.
Speaker 1: Our friends and Iran, yes, our first scored twice against
Speaker 1: New Zealand.
Speaker 5: New Zealand scored twice as well.
Speaker 1: Four ties. Yesterday there were four draws one one zero zero,
Speaker 1: one one and two two four draws.
Speaker 2: Yep, you know we I believe as a markets we
Speaker 2: need winners and we need losing.
Speaker 1: We definitely need that. We like losers.
Speaker 8: Yes, that's that's one of the bits into less all right.
Speaker 8: It comes in like he said, I don't want to tie.
Speaker 8: By the end, he's rooting for a tie at the
Speaker 8: end of season one, great show, But the end of
Speaker 8: season two he's thrilled with the tie.
Speaker 1: So Sauce. The coaches for Spain and Cape Verdet walk
Speaker 1: into the press conference and the first question is how
Speaker 1: did you guys do today? And they say, we tied.
Speaker 3: No, you don't remember what you said.
Speaker 1: Look, once again, we did nothing right, we did not.
Speaker 3: By the way, I was stealing a take from bro
Speaker 3: never heard of Cape Verde two, Yes.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't even know what continent is. I
Speaker 1: would guess Africa, but I don't know. Said that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: looking it up, you're right where in Africa off the
Speaker 1: western coast, west coast.
Speaker 3: In Portuguese Cabo Verde.
Speaker 1: That looks stunny.
Speaker 3: It looks beautiful.
Speaker 2: Archipelagic country in the Central Atlantic Ocean, off the coast
Speaker 2: of West Africa. It consists of ten volcanic islands with
Speaker 2: a combined land area of four thy thirty three square
Speaker 2: kilometers and the flag is very American life, red white
Speaker 2: and blue with a little yellow dash.
Speaker 1: Well, they scored zero goals and shock the world.
Speaker 3: Old ball's Grandma's yep, good guy, Grandy whatever, All right.
Speaker 1: Marny at seven, we'll do what really matters after this.
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Speaker 1: Oh all right, so we got drama building in the
Speaker 1: NBA draft. Chris, you're all over this, I know you've
Speaker 1: written a couple of blogs.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: He's coming over to my house to watch it next
Speaker 1: two days. So it is next week.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Darren Peterson is a polarizing figure. He was kind
Speaker 1: of the consensus number one a couple of months ago,
Speaker 1: and then Aj Debonsa from BYU had a monster year
Speaker 1: and has mostly passed him. Most people think Debonnce is
Speaker 1: going number one? What is there? Who is what?
Speaker 5: Is Darren Peterson?
Speaker 1: The guard? Yeah? Playing big guard? Yeah? Get cancels. Okay, So,
Speaker 1: but the Wizards, the terrible, terrible, terrible Washington Wizards have
Speaker 1: the number one pick. They won the lottery. They were
Speaker 1: seventeen and sixty five last season. So Debonsa went to
Speaker 1: prep school at the end of his high school career
Speaker 1: in u Utah. He went to BYU. In the Utah
Speaker 1: Jazz pick second, Okay. So it's like, well, that would
Speaker 1: be probably pretty nice for the fans to have s
Speaker 1: AJ going number two to the Utah Jazz. So Debonta
Speaker 1: did what everybody in his spot probably should do. He
Speaker 1: has visited the Wizards and the Jazz because he's going
Speaker 1: to be at their number one or number two. Darren
Speaker 1: Peterson has only visited the Wizards, and he's told everybody
Speaker 1: else that's the only team I'm visiting. So he's pulling
Speaker 1: that trick. He's going, nope, I'm only going number one,
Speaker 1: and if I'm not going number one, I'm not interested
Speaker 1: in visiting anybody else. So he has told other teams,
Speaker 1: I don't plan on visiting you between now and Tuesday,
Speaker 1: So he is all in on going number one with
Speaker 1: the Wizards, when I think most people think Debonce is
Speaker 1: going number one. So it'll be interesting if he has
Speaker 1: not visited with any other team, including Utah, a number two,
Speaker 1: when he likely would be the second pick if he
Speaker 1: doesn't go number one. So I don't know what's going on,
Speaker 1: but I just think that's a really weird strategy because
Speaker 1: what do you have to lose. There's no shame in
Speaker 1: going number two in the NBA draft, right? Uh? D
Speaker 1: Bonsa is that? I say it?
Speaker 9: He is seventy nine percent on Kelsey that's what they think.
Speaker 9: That feels, right?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it seems like you've got a lot more to
Speaker 8: lose by that strategy than you do by just, you know,
Speaker 8: being a normal person visiting the top three places.
Speaker 1: I think the same way. A lot of times, even
Speaker 1: in the NFL draft, when it's like, well, I'm going
Speaker 1: to go number one, so this is the only team
Speaker 1: I need to visit. Well, what if somebody wants to
Speaker 1: trade up for you? You still might be the number
Speaker 1: one pick. But what if other teams are like, we
Speaker 1: think we are big fans, but we would still like
Speaker 1: to meet you. Well, you're picked nine, so why would
Speaker 1: I meet with you? What if we end up being
Speaker 1: picked number one?
Speaker 5: Who's number three and four?
Speaker 1: Hey? I just thought, yeah, I asked Chris who who's
Speaker 1: picking three and four? In the NBA.
Speaker 8: He's almost deliberately trying to skip the Jazz to go
Speaker 8: to end up at one of these other teams.
Speaker 2: I believe it's uster Indiana, yep, and they're expecting the
Speaker 2: probably gonna take Joyce Carol Oates.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Joyce, Carol Oates. This sweet hell is Joyce
Speaker 1: Carol Oates.
Speaker 3: You really don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That is Memphis. Yeah, Memphis is three,
Speaker 1: Chicago is four, then the Clippers five, Brooklyn six. But
Speaker 1: again he's nowhere near that. He's going number two. No unintended.
Speaker 5: Maybe he's trying to the jazz away.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to scared of the the Jazz away
Speaker 2: and the Wizards.
Speaker 1: Pretty sure that happened last year, though. I think Ace
Speaker 1: Bailey did not work out for the Jazz and didn't
Speaker 1: want to work out for the Jazz, and then the
Speaker 1: Jazz took him. Anyway, I think he's good, good with potential.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think he had a great rookie year,
Speaker 1: but I think he had moments of greatness. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I thought he was just okay, Yeah, I think he
Speaker 1: was good. What really matters, though, is this. It's thirteen
Speaker 1: points solid for a rookie. He's fine. He's in a
Speaker 1: terrible team. Yeah, hidiots, Okay, I'm to.
Speaker 2: Stay to what year, gentlemen, do you believe the first
Speaker 2: American roller coaster open to Coney Island in Brooklyn, New York.
Speaker 3: Roller coaster?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say thirties? Thirty two? Wow, eighteen ninety nine.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I was gonna say that eighteen something too.
Speaker 5: Go eighteen ninety a.
Speaker 7: Right, first year that came into my mind was nineteen
Speaker 7: thirty two.
Speaker 1: That is bizarre, all right, how bizarre? I'm gonna go thirty.
Speaker 3: Two On June sixteenth of eighteen eighty.
Speaker 1: Four, damn eighteen eighty four. That's right.
Speaker 2: The first American roller coaster open at Coney Island in Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: New York. Known as the as a Switchback Railway, it
Speaker 2: was the brainchild of LaMarcus Thompson. Traveled approximately six miles
Speaker 2: per hour and cost a nickel to ride.
Speaker 1: These six miles an hour. Yeah, even so, there can
Speaker 1: you that would be more terrifying than going on Wild
Speaker 1: Thing in twenty twenty six. I wouldn't trust it. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this thing's gonna break, We're all gonna die. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: over for us. Oh, that would be terrified.
Speaker 9: It's like the Ricketty White one at Valley the high
Speaker 9: roller that's from my Is that really from the excels Park?
Speaker 3: I believe that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, one's terrified. That one makes me the most nervous.
Speaker 1: And it's not even close because you can feel you
Speaker 1: can feel the track shaky movie. Yeah. I likes off
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah. I don't care if you dropped me
Speaker 1: from thirty stories up at ninety miles an hour, as
Speaker 1: long as the ride is smooth like the steel coaster.
Speaker 8: I'm sure the high school kids that are working that
Speaker 8: are on top of the same.
Speaker 1: Yeap. No, that's that's my least favorite coaster at the
Speaker 1: Valley Fair. Even Excalibur has a little bit of that
Speaker 1: where it shakes a little bit. Yeah, but the new
Speaker 1: ones are just so much smoother. Yeah, the funny Poston
Speaker 1: would have terrified me in eighteen eighty four, whatever the
Speaker 1: hell year you just said.
Speaker 9: I don't remember the last time I went to Valley Fair.
Speaker 9: But like, you go back toward the Excaliburs, and it's
Speaker 9: like you go back in time. It just hidden back there.
Speaker 9: There's the water ride back there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no one really rides up still ride, Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Of course.
Speaker 3: Of course it's.
Speaker 9: Very touch the one that turns around the loop loops.
Speaker 1: It's the best one that rides about thirty seconds long.
Speaker 1: Perfect for me.
Speaker 3: That's what he's used to for a second ride.
Speaker 1: Again, you've done nothing, nothing my entertainment.
Speaker 2: It was an instant success by way, and by the
Speaker 2: turn of the center there were hundreds of roller coasters
Speaker 2: around the country.
Speaker 1: They're awesome. Big fan uh. Drama in college slash pro
Speaker 1: football with Texas Tech quarterback Brennan Soresby now jumping ship
Speaker 1: from college football. He's going into the NFL Supplemental Draft.
Speaker 1: Something that doesn't happen very often, And what it happens
Speaker 1: even less often is somebody actually gets picked in the
Speaker 1: supplemental draft. So he has the gambling issue. He was
Speaker 1: going to get suspended and he was going to get reinstated,
Speaker 1: and then they were fighting over it, and long story longer.
Speaker 1: The supplemental Draft deadline is June twenty second. So what
Speaker 1: he and everybody else decided is this is a mess.
Speaker 1: It's not going to get sorted out in the next
Speaker 1: six days. So no pun intended. He bet on himself
Speaker 1: and said it's the better play here is just to
Speaker 1: not deal with the mess in the NCAA in college football,
Speaker 1: let's just go to the pros. So he's going to
Speaker 1: the pros.
Speaker 5: So who's got the first pick in the supplemental Draft.
Speaker 1: Well, that's not quite how it works. So you basically
Speaker 1: bid which round you're willing to draft him in, and
Speaker 1: then there's these different subgroups. That's the only part that's
Speaker 1: a little complicated. There's subgroups within like how bad of
Speaker 1: a team you are, and so essentially it's an auction,
Speaker 1: but you have to bid which round everybody submits, which
Speaker 1: bid you are willing to draft him in, and then
Speaker 1: whoever has the highest bid, and then within that subgroup
Speaker 1: you could potentially claim him. So you're kind of gambling
Speaker 1: on whether or not anybody else gives a crap about
Speaker 1: Brendan Sorosby. So it is teams with six or fewer
Speaker 1: wins the previous season in one group, then the non
Speaker 1: playoff teams that are not in that first group, and
Speaker 1: then the fourteen playoff teams, and then the order in
Speaker 1: each group is randomized. Okay, So let's say the Vikings
Speaker 1: are like, man, I don't know if we are going
Speaker 1: to move forward with McCarthy. Tyler's on a one year deal.
Speaker 1: We're going round two. We'll put in a second round
Speaker 1: bid for Soresby, right, Well, then the Vikings would be
Speaker 1: in that fourth or the non playoff team bid, right,
Speaker 1: So then those teams get randomized, and if somebody else
Speaker 1: had a second round bid and the Vikings put in
Speaker 1: a second round bid, it would matter in that little pod.
Speaker 1: Were we the highest team in that pod. If that's
Speaker 1: the case, then you get him.
Speaker 9: Is it kind of like the waiver wire, but there's
Speaker 9: randomization exactly?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's the general idea of the waiver wire, and.
Speaker 8: By bidding for the second round. Does that mean like
Speaker 8: I'm giving up.
Speaker 1: Next year second? Oh, so you have to give up
Speaker 1: the next year's equivalent? So this again, it doesn't happen
Speaker 1: all the time. There hasn't been one since twenty twenty three,
Speaker 1: and no one was picked that year. The last time
Speaker 1: somebody was selected was twenty nineteen, when the Cardinals used
Speaker 1: a fifth round pick to draft something called Jalen Thompson. Oh,
Speaker 1: Josh Gordon, we remember him. He had a couple of
Speaker 1: monster years. He was a second rounder in twenty twelve. Yep,
Speaker 1: Terrell Pryor was a third rounder in twenty eleven. I
Speaker 1: would argue, outside of Bernie Kozar, who was a first
Speaker 1: round supplemental draft pick in nineteen eighty five, do you
Speaker 1: guys know, I would argue the most famous and the
Speaker 1: best supplemental draft pick in supplemental draft pick history. Sauce,
Speaker 1: you're not in your head to let them guess if
Speaker 1: you know it.
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I think I might know.
Speaker 1: This is it? Laurie Metcalf, Happy birthday, Lorie Metcalff, John Bonus.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you a hint because I think Sauce
Speaker 1: truly does know it. Okay, fourth rounder in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 1: This is a Viking, not initially okay, but yes, famously
Speaker 1: most famously definitely a Viking, undeniably most famously a Viking,
Speaker 1: but was not supplemental drafted by the Vikings. Yeah, Joey Browner,
Speaker 1: if I give you the team, you might get it.
Speaker 1: In nineteen eighty seven, fourth rounder, the Philadelphia Eagles took
Speaker 1: Randall Cunning You nope, help me out, Sauce, help him.
Speaker 1: Chris Chris Carter. Chris Carter was a supplemental draft guy,
Speaker 1: fourth round Philly.
Speaker 5: Drugs.
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, no, probably yeah.
Speaker 9: I'm sure he got I would assume he got kicked
Speaker 9: out of Ohio state. That's why he was in the
Speaker 9: supplemental draft.
Speaker 1: Let's see, let's see if Chris remembers this one, Christopher.
Speaker 1: There was two supplemental draft picks in eighty seven. One
Speaker 1: was a fourth rounder, Chris Carter. One was a first
Speaker 1: rounder by the Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 3: Eighty seven first rounder could have been I thought.
Speaker 1: You almost just said it. It sounded like you were making
Speaker 1: the noise, sounded like the letter. But you boked there
Speaker 1: for a second first rounder Seattle Seahawks as eighty seven.
Speaker 1: Is it a running back, nope.
Speaker 3: Is it a wide receiver, nope?
Speaker 1: Is it a quarterback nope. I'll give you the positions,
Speaker 1: see if you can get it. Linebacker, Oh Bosworth, Brian Bosworth. Yea,
Speaker 1: the drugs first rounder? Wow? Probably the roids. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: Steve Steve Wolfs first rounder in nineteen eighty nine. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean if you look over the last I don't know,
Speaker 1: almost forty or fifty years. Normally it's every two or
Speaker 1: three years there's one guy picked. Yeah, most years there's
Speaker 1: nobody picked. And again we haven't had anybody picked in
Speaker 1: seven years. He'll be picked. He definitely will be picked.
Speaker 1: He'll be no matter of which round. Yeah, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it'll be dramatic. Somebody's gonna get a quarterback.
Speaker 3: What would you give as a Minnesota Viking fan?
Speaker 1: Good question, Sauce, what round do you know? He's good?
Speaker 1: And as you said, Corwin, this story kind of got
Speaker 1: brought up. There were monk Kraft saying we'd take fifteenth
Speaker 1: overall next year. I mean, he's he's as projected as
Speaker 1: high as the top half of next rounds. First round.
Speaker 3: I'd be comfortable offer in a three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's a no brainer, but I don't
Speaker 1: think that's going to be a high and enough bid.
Speaker 1: But I think he'll go.
Speaker 9: I think he'll go as a because if you're a
Speaker 9: team like Cleveland and the Jets, who are the some
Speaker 9: of the favorite jure going to take him, you're in
Speaker 9: the h.
Speaker 1: Arch manny right, you're not giving up a first rest
Speaker 1: in case the season goes south. Correct, and then you
Speaker 1: can have any quarterback nad you a second. I think
Speaker 1: it'll be New York or maybe we'll see. It'll be
Speaker 1: dramatic more of what really matters after this power to
Speaker 1: won't you on the fan from the one eight hundred
Speaker 1: ask Gary trapt.
Speaker 5: Hey, everybody walking.
Speaker 1: Back match at morty s sixty forty.
Speaker 2: Yet we're doing what really matters right now with my
Speaker 2: main man John Bones over there. Marty Glarno will be
Speaker 2: in momentary relie guys, Hi hi hi, before we get
Speaker 2: right back into what really matters. But if you guys
Speaker 2: remember not but we did a sweet fun bit that
Speaker 2: really paid off for us with young Mark Rosen in
Speaker 2: which we had him read the lines to.
Speaker 7: Me so horny, me so harny, I'm like a dog
Speaker 7: in heat to go this smart creeks baby.
Speaker 5: I want you.
Speaker 3: What year do you think we had him do that?
Speaker 1: I can't believe he agreed to that. Will you play
Speaker 1: more of it?
Speaker 3: I think that's all I have.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Man. It's just crazy how everything is
Speaker 1: pre or post COVID in my mind right, And I
Speaker 1: don't even know if I'm right freak without working. But
Speaker 1: I feel like that's pre doesn't I feel like pre COVID. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so let's go twenty and eighteen. Let's go twenty fifteen,
Speaker 1: twenty seventeen, on this day in two thousand, dog in heat,
Speaker 1: almost ten years ago. I want you, all right, I
Speaker 1: know Bud, Yeah, I know you. I don't have an appetite.
Speaker 5: Because me so hard.
Speaker 1: I don't think he would agree to that. Now he's
Speaker 1: tired of us.
Speaker 5: No, I have to be tired of us.
Speaker 3: We're not. He doesn't talk to us no more.
Speaker 9: He'll be here tomorrow. Sure, well he has a shot
Speaker 9: at the first pick. It's just like Power Trip Bettes
Speaker 9: and me hogs Dandy.
Speaker 5: I want you, okay, it shut it.
Speaker 1: So, dude, iHeart. The other day, had we were robbed?
Speaker 1: The somebody broke in and stole all of our laptops
Speaker 1: and stuff. So I'm doing this fundraiser called Crime Made,
Speaker 1: and I have Bruce Springsteen tickets and I'm going to
Speaker 1: auction off to try to raise some money to you know,
Speaker 1: make some money back to the company. Pull your hands up.
Speaker 1: You'll be here tomorrow.
Speaker 3: What is that from.
Speaker 1: It's from the office. I forgot the out of here yet.
Speaker 1: Now he's out here yet, and it'll be tomorrow. I'll come
Speaker 1: up with something because the Link's playing to do tomorrow.
Speaker 1: The Links play tomorrow night. Yeah, just say, you know,
Speaker 1: draft Kings says this, or draft Kings says that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just say a bunch of gals you went to high
Speaker 1: school with. Speaking of the Links, they did beat the
Speaker 1: Portland Fire Fire, that is the correct answer. They won
Speaker 1: one oh seven seventy four over the Portland Fire. The
Speaker 1: Lynx again have the best record in the w NBA
Speaker 1: at eleven and three. They had seven players in double figures.
Speaker 1: Up next at Los Angeles tomorrow at nine o'clock. So
Speaker 1: they had a little hiccup against the Vegas Aces, but.
Speaker 5: Not much of a hiccup, not much of it. They
Speaker 5: really battled.
Speaker 1: That was fun that I believe. Vegas is ten and three.
Speaker 1: The Linkston are now eleven and three, and again we
Speaker 1: don't have Nafisa Collier still. Yeah, so buckle up, Tonycawery
Speaker 1: is coming.
Speaker 3: Watch that whole game, and he files this report.
Speaker 8: Olivia Miles is gonna be real good. Already, real good
Speaker 8: and already. If you watched the end of that game,
Speaker 8: you saw somebody who really wants to be a great
Speaker 8: player try to rise when the moment is absolutely at
Speaker 8: its peak and came through two out of the three times.
Speaker 8: I think the rest essentially bailed out Vegas.
Speaker 1: So the anti d Aaron Fox.
Speaker 5: Wow, I guess it was.
Speaker 1: She was.
Speaker 5: She was really fun to watch that game.
Speaker 1: What really matters, though, is this.
Speaker 2: So we talked about the first roller coaster opening on
Speaker 2: the state, Coney Island in eighteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: Check this out.
Speaker 2: First of all, Coney Island, a name believed to come
Speaker 2: from the Dutch. Nonen Island or Rabbit Island, is a
Speaker 2: tractor land. Sure yea yeah, sure, sure is attractive land
Speaker 2: along the Atlantic Ocean, discovered by explorer Henry Hudson in
Speaker 2: sixteen oh nine.
Speaker 5: Therefore the Hudson River yess Verir.
Speaker 2: The first hotel opened at Coney Island in eighteen twenty nine,
Speaker 2: and by the post Civil War years the area was
Speaker 2: an established resort with theaters, restaurants, and a racetrack. Beteen
Speaker 2: eighteen ninety seven and nineteen oh four, three amusement parks
Speaker 2: sprang up at Coney Island, Dreamland, Luna Park, and Steeplechase.
Speaker 2: By the nineteen twenties, Cony Coney Island was reachable by subway,
Speaker 2: and some crowds of a million people a day flocked
Speaker 2: there for the rides.
Speaker 1: A million wait a minute a day? How is that possible?
Speaker 1: How can it be a million a day?
Speaker 3: That's what it says.
Speaker 1: Wow, what Yeah, that seems extremely high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it does. Obviously had really old subways. Yeah.
Speaker 2: By the way, the hot dog was invented at Cody Island,
Speaker 2: Cony Island in eighteen sixty seven by Charles Feltman. In
Speaker 2: nineteen sixteen, a nickel hot dog stand called Nathan's was
Speaker 2: opened by a former Feltman employee and went on to
Speaker 2: become a Cony Island institution in international franchise.
Speaker 1: Hell, yeah, man, that's for the hot dog Cotton.
Speaker 3: That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: Fourth of July.
Speaker 3: You got that, baby.
Speaker 1: It's a gross event to watch.
Speaker 9: But the lead up to it is good name the
Speaker 9: guy that does the I think he's the guy that
Speaker 9: owns it. David would know his name because David loves
Speaker 9: competitive eating, because he's an idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's what's the guy's name that wears
Speaker 1: the hat.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure and correct me if I'm wrong, But
Speaker 2: I think it's Charlie Bush Now.
Speaker 9: Happy birthday, the guy that invented the magnified glass in
Speaker 9: the uh binocular.
Speaker 1: Thanks correct.
Speaker 3: You know what could be wrong? I think it was
Speaker 3: Geronimo Happy bird.
Speaker 9: They Geronimo, what are you doing over there? I've got
Speaker 9: some cleanex man. I got a cold, My kiddo's got
Speaker 9: a cold. Everybody's got a cold. I'm just named two people.
Speaker 1: That's enough. Yeah, more people went to Coney Islands roller
Speaker 1: coasters and have colds. It was a million a day.
Speaker 1: Although my hands up that seems high. Yeah, hawk would
Speaker 1: do every adult woman that went there.
Speaker 3: Yes, they're they're well dead.
Speaker 1: The State Fair. When the State Fair is one hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty thousand, it's like not even Also.
Speaker 8: What's the what's the population of metro New York City?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 8: I don't like whatever you're going to Cody Island.
Speaker 1: This is like you with lightning strikes that feel that
Speaker 1: that number feels not attainable in a day. They can't all,
Speaker 1: they can't all go on the rides long.
Speaker 3: But there were three different amusement works.
Speaker 1: I mean that's like Disney. That's still too many people?
Speaker 1: Are there billion people a day at Disney?
Speaker 5: No? No, I don't think.
Speaker 1: No, can't be No, you'd never ride a ride, right.
Speaker 2: The Cyclone is a wooden roller coaster that's still working
Speaker 2: at Cony Island and debuted in nineteen twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Wow, no thanks, Yeah, I'm not getting on that one, Corey,
Speaker 1: would you No? No? All right, sauce. The Chicago Bulls
Speaker 1: have hired Thiago Splitter as their head coach. He was
Speaker 1: the interim head coach at Portland after Chohnzy Phillips was
Speaker 1: facing federal charges. Yeah four gambling, yeah fixing, alleged gambling
Speaker 1: and poker and alleged I'm sorry, what's his name, Thiago Splitter?
Speaker 1: He was, Uh, it's yeah. He played for a long time. First,
Speaker 1: so I'm picking twenty seven by San Antonio. He's a
Speaker 1: twenty eighth overall pick. He was in charge of like
Speaker 1: four turtles for a while too. I like me every
Speaker 1: once in an does.
Speaker 2: He does production down holl.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, but there's a reason I'm bringing it up, saus.
Speaker 1: Why did I bring up that Thiago Splitter was named
Speaker 1: bulls head coach?
Speaker 3: Does it slow news day?
Speaker 9: Because it might mean Mike and Norry goes to Portland
Speaker 9: very close. Mike and Norry of the Timberwolves was one
Speaker 9: of the four finalists, so they had I think they
Speaker 9: interviewed twenty something people.
Speaker 1: They had it, you know, a big group. But Mike
Speaker 1: and Norry was one of the four finalists. But they
Speaker 1: go with Thiago Splitter instead. So now they think he'll
Speaker 1: go to Portland maybe. But as I think we talked about,
Speaker 1: the Portland owner is basically like cutting every corner he
Speaker 1: possibly can, Like they're not allowed to stay past like
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock on a road thing. There's all these bits
Speaker 1: he's cutting and he wants to right. He uses his
Speaker 1: target red card to buy all supplies for the arena, say,
Speaker 1: to be the lowest paid coach in the NBA. He's
Speaker 1: very proud of it. Yeah, he said, paying what you
Speaker 1: pay meat sauce at iHeart. Oh man, poor Thiago Splitter again,
Speaker 1: you've done nothing. I have today. But I'm still here.
Speaker 1: You're still here. You're getting paid. Yeah, you're making that cash. Yeah,
Speaker 1: mad ask girl. Yeah. But what really matters is this
Speaker 1: sen Thiago great film. There's a lot of times Thiago
Speaker 1: Splitter is a fantastic name, great name. It's a super
Speaker 1: cool name.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Once upon a time, you dress so fine
Speaker 3: through the bumps of diamond. You're primed in.
Speaker 1: You great sod.
Speaker 2: People call and say, beware, don You're bound to fall.
Speaker 2: You know that they were all kidding you.
Speaker 1: Great Sod used to laugh.
Speaker 2: About everybody that was hanging out. Now you don't talk
Speaker 2: so loud, you don't seem so proud.
Speaker 1: You guys know what song that is?
Speaker 3: Are you scrounging?
Speaker 1: Are your next me?
Speaker 2: On this day in nineteen sixty five, Bob Dylan recorded
Speaker 2: Like a Rolling.
Speaker 1: Stone, one of the greatest songs of all. You got nothing,
Speaker 1: You got nothing better than Rumpshaker.
Speaker 9: I mean it's close. I think even Bob would say that.
Speaker 9: I even think Robert Zimmerman himself would say that.
Speaker 1: That it is better. That is close that he even
Speaker 1: Yeah got rum shaker Whales. You got to listen to
Speaker 1: one of them all day today, non stop. On a
Speaker 1: loop until you go to bed. Oh like a rolling stone.
Speaker 1: Not even close. That's one of my favorites. I said
Speaker 1: it was extremely close. I was just playing along with
Speaker 1: your bid I was half listing. Yeah, I thought all
Speaker 1: that you wanted to do was zooming that sound. Also whales,
Speaker 1: you're weird. That's ace of bass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I'm trying nothing to.
Speaker 3: Napoleon and rags and the Napoleon rags and the gifts
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 1: Language that he used, language that he used give to me, said, beware, darling,
Speaker 1: they're all bound. Uh what does he say? Have you
Speaker 1: heard this song before? I love this song.
Speaker 3: You can't refuse when you ain't got.
Speaker 1: Nothing, you got nothing to lose.
Speaker 3: You're invisible now.
Speaker 1: You're invisible. Now you got no secrets to reveal. Seal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's cool clothes, cool clothes.
Speaker 1: You do have cool clothes bound your blouse.
Speaker 3: Like my big rolling stones or no, a Fleetwood Max su.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like your big jugs, all right, Saustin finished
Speaker 1: these lyrics is check baby, check baby one two three four,
Speaker 1: check baby, check baby one two three, check baby, check
Speaker 1: baby one two. That is check baby, check baby.
Speaker 3: What you just heard is the sound before.
Speaker 1: No listen.
Speaker 3: Well you've just heard is the sound of rosy dining
Speaker 3: and dashing.
Speaker 1: Come on, you honestly don't know do this? You can
Speaker 1: do this? Check baby, check baby one two three four
Speaker 1: check baby, check baby one two three check baby, check
Speaker 1: baby one two, check baby, check baby three. How do
Speaker 1: you not even understand the pattern? You don't even have
Speaker 1: to know the lyrics. If somebody never heard this song,
Speaker 1: they could figure out this.
Speaker 3: I don't lyne. You are abusive. Yeah, you are abuse
Speaker 3: in my contract, Gary abusive?
Speaker 1: If you are in therapy, I get a bonus. Oh
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say you get a boner.
Speaker 1: I do that. That's that's Chris's bonus.
Speaker 2: You know it's fine, Gary ABUSI is your name.
Speaker 1: John Bonus figured it out, and he doesn't even know
Speaker 1: the song. John Bonus is a math wizard.
Speaker 3: He's just a wizard.
Speaker 1: Let me let me eliminate the check baby parts. Let's
Speaker 1: just see if you can figure this out. One two, three, four,
Speaker 1: old on, let me run it down one two three,
Speaker 1: one two one got it? Look at you, baby, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You are.
Speaker 5: The check babies. Why do get past the check babies?
Speaker 1: It's called the rum shaker, the beat is like sweeter
Speaker 1: than candy. I'm feeling manly, and your shaker's coming in handy.
Speaker 3: My god, my god, my god. It's like a birthday cake.
Speaker 5: To myself.
Speaker 1: I've never read the lyrics. This is aggressive.
Speaker 5: I've made that face.
Speaker 3: Do you think.
Speaker 1: Damn Rex and Effects wasn't messing around.
Speaker 3: The chicken babies?
Speaker 1: Slide down my cloth from New York down by your Virginia,
Speaker 1: tickling you around Delaware before I enter.
Speaker 3: Jeez, Oh, yeah, he's got there's a toll.
Speaker 1: There's a toll. He's paying the toll. And all he
Speaker 1: wanted to do was just zoom a zoom, zoom, zoom boom,
Speaker 1: just shake your That's all he wanted to do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bob Dylan just dug a hole in his backyard
Speaker 2: so he could roll around in his grave.
Speaker 1: What if he secretly loves Rumpshaker, I'm sure he don't,
Speaker 1: or publicly. What if he just announces it before every concert?
Speaker 1: I know I'm not gonna play rump shaker. I just
Speaker 1: want everybody to know that I love it.
Speaker 2: Would it be the best moment of your life if
Speaker 2: you went to a Bob Dylan concert and he closed with.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna catch hell for this. But I'm
Speaker 1: not a huge Dylan music fan, so I would prefer
Speaker 1: if he opened her th rumpshaker so I could leave,
Speaker 1: you know, like, Hey, I was sweeting Bob Dylan did
Speaker 1: rumpshaker and it was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he shook his rump.
Speaker 1: And then I got some cheese curds and left. Yeah. Hi, Marnie,
Speaker 1: who did you guys get on Bob Dylan rumpshaker. This
Speaker 1: show's dumb.
Speaker 3: We don't remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do we get anywhere? The news is next?
Speaker 1: Marny's here, bonus is here. It's the Power Trip Morning
Speaker 1: Show on the from the one eight hundred. Ask Gary Trapp.