Speaker 1: Mac.
Speaker 2: I don't usually like to do this, but I think
Speaker 2: we deserve a little pat on the back for I think,
Speaker 2: out of everyone on the internet that has taken in
Speaker 2: what Jonah Hill has said about annihilating anyone that thinks
Speaker 2: of him as the fat guy from Super Bad, right,
Speaker 2: I think we were the nicest about it. I'd say,
Speaker 2: so everyone else talking about they'd kick his ass and
Speaker 2: that you know he's a big pe he can't do
Speaker 2: nothing about it. We said that he could beat up
Speaker 2: a possum. We said that he might be able to
Speaker 2: hold his zone against a giraffe if he goes for
Speaker 2: the knee first.
Speaker 1: I also gave him fox. He could get a fox.
Speaker 2: Gues So we said, you know what, Jonah, maybe you're
Speaker 2: not that far off.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the key to our success, coup.
Speaker 1: Here is the eternal optimism we bring every each and
Speaker 1: every day to life and to fighting animals. And I
Speaker 1: guess other folks.
Speaker 2: I'll also say this little advice, Forge you don't like
Speaker 2: the scrutiny that you're getting right now from everybody talking
Speaker 2: about your BJJ, find someone on the street and just
Speaker 2: kick the rass.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The other side to this the other day was
Speaker 1: of course, now he's been in the news a little
Speaker 1: bit more because you know, he said what he said.
Speaker 1: And then there's an all time photo of him having
Speaker 1: a bad morning because his coffee was dropping midair. The
Speaker 1: photo snaps Jonah holding the top of the coffee with
Speaker 1: the rest of the coffee about a foot below that, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, that happens, I would say like three
Speaker 1: times a year to me, and it ruins your day,
Speaker 1: like you just got to go home. At that point,
Speaker 1: the comments section was all over him, so he really,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you if he was looking for a fight,
Speaker 1: he has it in the comment section, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: I'm not promoting violence, but I'm saying, find the weakest,
Speaker 2: scrawniest guy on the street, prove your point and we'll
Speaker 2: get behind you.
Speaker 3: Jonah, Yeah, yeah, one, go three, yeah, job three.
Speaker 4: King of Queen.
Speaker 2: Marl Street entertain and I'm Mac and we are the
Speaker 2: Mac and Goo program. There's no new movie, So what
Speaker 2: are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: Trios draft?
Speaker 2: That's all we know how to do. Now, that's all
Speaker 2: we know how to do.
Speaker 1: Now, if you don't know what the fuck we're talking about,
Speaker 1: it doesn't quite make sense calling a trios draft because
Speaker 1: it's the draft. It's three distinct drafts, three different drafts.
Speaker 1: We're not drafting groups of three things, no common thread,
Speaker 1: no common thread. Today we are we are drafting Devils.
Speaker 1: That's right, Devils, Satan Diesel bub Yeah, and that is
Speaker 1: in honor of the twentieth anniversary of The Devil Ways
Speaker 1: product I guess.
Speaker 2: No, it's so the Devil was Product two is streaming.
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, sure, all right, So in honor.
Speaker 2: Of that Devil from that movie. We find out in
Speaker 2: the movie midway through the second movie that in fact,
Speaker 2: Satan has been wearing Prada the whole time.
Speaker 1: There you go, There you Go. The other two themes
Speaker 1: that we will be drafting is house party guests, specifically
Speaker 1: from the nineties, and we'll give it early two thousands,
Speaker 1: which was a boom of teen and house party movies.
Speaker 2: Teen raunchy comedies. But we're not just saying comedies. You
Speaker 2: can pick from any teen movie you want. It could
Speaker 2: be a drama, because you don't just want you don't
Speaker 2: want to just invite the same type of people to
Speaker 2: your house party.
Speaker 1: You gotta have a couple ingredients, for sure.
Speaker 2: But for the most part, it's characters from late nineties
Speaker 2: early two thousands movies.
Speaker 1: And then finally we're gonna finish that up with a
Speaker 1: draft of dream dreams. That'll be the most interesting one.
Speaker 1: I don't really know where to go on that one,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Be anything with dream and the title, So music, movie,
Speaker 2: television show, or it's a dream.
Speaker 1: You have combably a recurring dream or a nightmare. I
Speaker 1: suppose a subset of dreams, so.
Speaker 2: You can draft a nightmare. But you can't draft something
Speaker 2: that has nightmare in the title, right, We need to
Speaker 2: make that distinct.
Speaker 1: Unless it also has dream the title.
Speaker 2: So yet, if nightmare is there, but then dream is
Speaker 2: also there, dream has to be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh. And in the three drafts, will you will
Speaker 1: be each drafting six of each six sixty six the
Speaker 1: Beast of the Devil? Good? Would you like first pick?
Speaker 1: You want me to flip for it?
Speaker 2: Flip for it, and then we'll rotate after that.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've got heads here. I got a poker chip
Speaker 1: slash tail mark always tails. Tails is the script always tails?
Speaker 1: So goo is calling tales. It's flipped it is tails. Yes,
Speaker 1: what would you like?
Speaker 2: I want first pick? This is the Satan draft. This
Speaker 2: is the easiest one. There's only one satan that really
Speaker 2: got the folks going.
Speaker 1: All right, sure, sure, sure, and now time for what
Speaker 1: you've on been waiting for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right now, when the streets are paid with gold,
Speaker 4: we don't want no Deadhofer's only ducky shine crackers. A
Speaker 4: buddy Duddy may do, but no gobbledy cook. Only the
Speaker 4: best and the best will be taken in the draft.
Speaker 4: But not just any old draft. It's the macin Wool draft.
Speaker 2: With the first pick in Mac and Gooo's Satan draft,
Speaker 2: I'll be taking Elizabeth Hurley's satan from the movie Bedazzle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good pick, Goo, good pick. I have a strong
Speaker 1: top four here. She's in it. I didn't know which
Speaker 1: I knew for sure you did take her.
Speaker 2: There's no other devil quite like her.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, agree.
Speaker 2: I would argue that Elizabeth Hurley at this time might
Speaker 2: be the peak of all peaks.
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, and.
Speaker 2: You know what they say, cream rises to the top.
Speaker 1: Those in and around our age in the year two
Speaker 1: thousand and two, two thousand and one, two thousand whatever.
Speaker 1: But Dazzled came out distinctly. Remember also her as.
Speaker 2: The devil, Her as the devil granting wishes very cheeky.
Speaker 2: Because cheeky, what she would do is Brendan Frazier would
Speaker 2: make a wish and she'd go as literal as possible
Speaker 2: with that wish. And then also if he wasn't specific
Speaker 2: about something, she'd give him a little pecker.
Speaker 1: Uh GHO. I'm going to take my back to backs
Speaker 1: here and draft my two favorite devils, maybe two that
Speaker 1: aren't even on your lists. I'm gonna take to close
Speaker 1: out the first round, the greatest goaltender of all time,
Speaker 1: Montete bro There, New Jersey Devil, great number thirty. He
Speaker 1: is I think the greatest goaltender ever walked this earthly.
Speaker 2: May I step in real quick?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Sure we probably should have specified this. I will let
Speaker 2: you take Martin Brodor, greatest devil of all time. I
Speaker 2: feel like you should have or we should have made
Speaker 2: the rule that you either take the entire team devils,
Speaker 2: or you can take one devil and then we move on.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. He played his whole career with the devil,
Speaker 1: so he is the devil.
Speaker 2: He is a devil.
Speaker 1: I'm not taking it, and then I'm not taking the
Speaker 1: whole team.
Speaker 2: You told me this he traded wives.
Speaker 1: If you don't know the story of Marty Burdure and
Speaker 1: the whole wife situation. Go ahead and look that up.
Speaker 1: It is he's a worse person than I want my
Speaker 1: idol to be.
Speaker 2: And if you're saying, like, what would the devil do?
Speaker 2: And trade wives?
Speaker 1: A personified devil, I like it. I'm back in, back
Speaker 1: in good to start the second round here, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take deviled eggs. Deviled eggs. Had to take deviled eggs.
Speaker 1: Best food devil there is.
Speaker 2: You're absolutely right. I cannot argue that I didn't even
Speaker 2: think of it, But that is so on brand for
Speaker 2: you that I'm happy I didn't think of it, didn't
Speaker 2: take it. That's yours.
Speaker 1: I would have been pissed if you got deviled eggs,
Speaker 1: so I had to take him there.
Speaker 2: But this leaves open my favorite devil food, and that
Speaker 2: is devil dogs.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, yep. I like devil dogs from a.
Speaker 2: Young age, A young goo favorite snack cake out there,
Speaker 2: Drake's devil Dogs.
Speaker 1: I think for what they are, they're like an average snack.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of a lot better chocolate and cream combinations,
Speaker 1: but baseline that combination is pretty good. So I understand
Speaker 1: what it's pretty much.
Speaker 2: It's a whoopie pie with a different name. Right, it
Speaker 2: was a different shape, different shape, it's shaped like a dog.
Speaker 2: My next pick. This is tough because I don't want
Speaker 2: to take my silly picks early. Okay, Hades from Hercules
Speaker 2: Animated movie. Sure, quite good voice by James Wood, not
Speaker 2: the outfielder Woods.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's two of them, James Woods.
Speaker 2: It's two of them.
Speaker 1: There's malta multiple Woods.
Speaker 2: But by the way, Hades in this movie one of
Speaker 2: the better really overlooked villains that Disney has given us.
Speaker 2: I will take Hades.
Speaker 1: That's an over I didn't have them on my list.
Speaker 1: Good one, Goo, I'm gonna take the remaining one that
Speaker 1: was in my top four to begin with. Gou give
Speaker 1: me Satan from South Park. Satan is an all time character,
Speaker 1: an extremely unique take on the Devil aka Satan as well. Obviously,
Speaker 1: anytime South Park does something like that, they crush it.
Speaker 1: And then I'm gonna go a little off the board
Speaker 1: here for my fourth selection and give me Will Ferrell
Speaker 1: as the Devil in the SNL skit starring Garth Brooks,
Speaker 1: where Garth Brooks sells his soul to write a song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there were several devils that you could have taken
Speaker 2: from SNL. There was the Will Ferrell Devil, there was
Speaker 2: John Lovetts as the Devil, and then there was also
Speaker 2: Jason Sadeikas, who holds the distinction of being the only
Speaker 2: SNL cast member to play both Satan and Jesus. Also
Speaker 2: with your devil selection, your Satan selection from South Park
Speaker 2: once again a unique choice. Who is really a va
Speaker 2: over time? But I would say peaked in the nineteen
Speaker 2: ninety nine Bigger, Longer, and on cut Yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, when specifically the Satan and Saddam Hussein stuff with
Speaker 1: Saddam's face being an actual photo of Saddam Hussein. Absolute peak.
Speaker 2: All right, I will now go with maybe my favorite
Speaker 2: musical devil of all time. This appears in Tenacious D
Speaker 2: in the Pick of Destiny, Dave Grohl as the Devil
Speaker 2: in that final battle with the d. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Great selection on my list as well. Definitely would have
Speaker 1: considered him here at my last couple of picks. Loved
Speaker 1: Dave Grohl as the Devil on Tenacious D.
Speaker 2: Okay, I have two picks left here and I am
Speaker 2: ready to really take a leg up on you that
Speaker 2: you're not able to get back at me. I will
Speaker 2: take the log from Heavyweights that Tony Perkis picks up
Speaker 2: and shouts out here, you devil log.
Speaker 1: So you take Okay, all right, so you're taking the log.
Speaker 1: You're taking the log that Tony Purkis lifts.
Speaker 2: I am taking the devil log from Heavyweights?
Speaker 1: All right? How deep of a dive did you do
Speaker 1: for that to pop up?
Speaker 2: That was the second thing I thought of.
Speaker 1: All right, So I have a number of things here
Speaker 1: left for my final two selections. Before we get to
Speaker 1: mister irrelevant devil here, I absolutely have to take Daredevil here,
Speaker 1: Marvel's Daredevil. He's just such a popular hero now, I
Speaker 1: would say twenty five years ago we weren't really.
Speaker 2: Talking about dared Devil in Hell's Kitchen.
Speaker 1: The Netflix series clearly propelled him to a new popularity.
Speaker 1: And then Goo, I want to switch it up a
Speaker 1: little bit here. You know, there's hell Boy, there's Mephisto.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a dust devil, a.
Speaker 2: Weather occurrence, there's a vacuum.
Speaker 1: No, that's a dirt devil. That's a dirt devil. Also
Speaker 1: on my list, dust devil, a little cyclone in the
Speaker 1: in the in the desert.
Speaker 2: All right, Mac, there's a lot of great devil's left.
Speaker 2: Some would say that the greatest looking devil of all
Speaker 2: time is from the movie Legend. It's the Lord of Darkness,
Speaker 2: Tim Curry, Like you said, you have Mephisto, you have
Speaker 2: Little Nikki's father in the movie Little Nikki. But I
Speaker 2: am ready to take from another Adam Sandler movie, Ben Franklin.
Speaker 2: Go on, have you seen the water Boy? According to Helen,
Speaker 2: Mama Bouche, she created electricity, not Ben Franklin. He's the devil.
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin's the devil, Bobby. That's right.
Speaker 2: And there are some other choices from Helen. There was Foosball,
Speaker 2: higher Education, Little Girls, that Godless, Jezebel, Vicky Valancourt.
Speaker 1: Just to be clear, I neither. I'm unsure whether I
Speaker 1: love this or hate this. Two of your selections are
Speaker 1: characters and things calling things the devil.
Speaker 2: It's Benjamin Franklin. Sure, oh in real life. I don't
Speaker 2: know he created stuff? But was he the best guy?
Speaker 1: Trek have for you My sixth My squad is six
Speaker 1: sixty six, Malta Bredeu, Deviled Eggs, Satan from South Park.
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell in that one skit with Garth Brooks Daredevil,
Speaker 1: Marvel's Devil of Hell's Kitchen, and Dust Devil's the Weather
Speaker 1: not the Vacuum.
Speaker 2: I was so close, speaking of Martane Broudor, I almost
Speaker 2: took the other NHL player the Devil, Marislav Satan Chitaan Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right. My six Devil Satan's bees are bubbs. I
Speaker 2: have Elizabeth Hurley from Bedazzled Devil Dogs, Hades from Hercules,
Speaker 2: Dave Grohl, the Devil log from Heavyweights, and Benjamin Franklin.
Speaker 1: All right, nice, nice. The only things we left out
Speaker 1: that we didn't mention al Pacino and Devil's Advocate. He
Speaker 1: is playing the Devil in the most al Pacino way
Speaker 1: you can. I mentioned hell Boy. There's also a robot
Speaker 1: devil in Futurama, which is a pretty good one.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then we mentioned the dirt Devil.
Speaker 2: You didn't even mention this one. D d run in
Speaker 2: with the Devil. It's Van Hailen.
Speaker 1: It's a good one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good one. I probably should have taken
Speaker 2: that over my last too. But here we are.
Speaker 1: All right, moving on. We're doing house party guests or dreams.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do next?
Speaker 2: I guess we should split these up. We shouldn't do
Speaker 2: devil in Dreams back to back.
Speaker 4: Only the best of the best will be taken in
Speaker 4: the draft, but not just any old draft. It's the
Speaker 4: macking cool draft.
Speaker 1: I have the first selection here, and it is a
Speaker 1: doozy because again, we are drafting late nineties early two
Speaker 1: thousand's high school raunchy for me, high school movie characters
Speaker 1: that you would invite to a house party.
Speaker 2: My only question to you is it our house? Is
Speaker 2: it my house?
Speaker 1: You're inviting them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna kill off half the people. I don't
Speaker 2: want these people at my house. Also, we've decided we
Speaker 2: are doing six. It needs to be three women, three men.
Speaker 1: It needs to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta go fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: You want more women there than men. If you're inviting people.
Speaker 2: No, because you're just gonna go Hot Chicks. You're gonna
Speaker 2: go Rob Schneider from the movie Hot Chicks. Jessica, it's me.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna take Sarah Michelle Geller from Cruel Intentions.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And she plays the most tittalizing character I think ever
Speaker 1: of all time, Catherine Myrtle. In Cruel Intentions, she was
Speaker 1: also in I know what you did last summer. Obviously
Speaker 1: Buffy as well, but specifically her from cruel Intentions is
Speaker 1: a plus plus.
Speaker 2: Plus number one. You just got the Paul vote. Number two.
Speaker 2: I have her on my list, but she would not
Speaker 2: be my first guest. She is someone that will.
Speaker 1: Like sexy, she brings drugs, is.
Speaker 2: Someone that's party to have at your party. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure if she is the party animal that you want
Speaker 2: to base the whole party around.
Speaker 1: I didn't say that. Don't put words in my mouth.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if Catherine Myrtles at your party, I
Speaker 1: don't even how to see.
Speaker 2: I don't know either.
Speaker 1: Everyone's gonna be there. They want cocaine and they want
Speaker 1: Sarah Michelle Geller.
Speaker 2: All right, so I will go with my first pick here,
Speaker 2: someone that when they step into the house party things
Speaker 2: suddenly slow motion. Amanda Beckett, Jennifer Love Hewitt, can't hardly wait.
Speaker 1: Yep. Top two, top two. That's the top two right there.
Speaker 2: My other invitation is going out to someone who made
Speaker 2: out with her brother man. That'd be Jenny Michelle Trachtenberg
Speaker 2: from Eurotrip. Okay, all right, sure, I'm not inviting the brother.
Speaker 2: I might invite the other friend with the long hair. Okay,
Speaker 2: but Michelle Trachtenberg in Eurotrip Eurotrip, by the way, doesn't
Speaker 2: get the do it deserves.
Speaker 1: Sure, Sure, I'm gonna invite someone that's gonna have a
Speaker 1: lot of money and maybe spice our party up. Give
Speaker 1: me Alicia Silverstone's share horrorle.
Speaker 2: We just want to have a rich person.
Speaker 1: Party, Scherah Rowitz from Clueless. Of course, And so I
Speaker 1: guess I've fulfilled two of my three females.
Speaker 2: We can go eight or ten rounds on this one.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I got to my top three. I'll
Speaker 1: take that. I wish I could have got a man
Speaker 1: to back it. Two. But what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Beggars, campion choosers go. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take the best party animal on the list. Give me
Speaker 1: Steven Stiffler played by Sean Williams.
Speaker 2: That's the one that I'm saying. If you are having
Speaker 2: a house party and it's at your house, I'm not
Speaker 2: sure if you want the stiff Meister there.
Speaker 1: My parents are paying for it.
Speaker 2: Your dad would party with the stiff Meister. Your dad
Speaker 2: would love the stiff Meister. All right, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: with my next pick here, and you mentioned bringing drugs.
Speaker 2: We're not advocating for drug use, but I think could
Speaker 2: liven up the party would be Shorty Marlon Wayans from
Speaker 2: Scary Movie.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yeah, a lot of weed, a.
Speaker 2: Lot of I will then go with my next pick.
Speaker 2: And this is tough because this actor gave us several choices,
Speaker 2: and you have already brought up having kind of a
Speaker 2: high falutin rich party. I will do the same. Brad
Speaker 2: b Rad Gluckman played by Jamie Kennedy from Malibu's Most Wanted.
Speaker 1: All right, so this is why you backtracked on your
Speaker 1: only nineties thing because you wanted b Rad.
Speaker 2: Well, no, because technically a lot of the movies are
Speaker 2: two thousand and two thousand and one and them like,
Speaker 2: I don't know how to do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah I do want b Rad. I do want
Speaker 2: b Rad.
Speaker 1: Every time I pull up to a light behind a
Speaker 1: Ford Maverick, I take a photo of it. It's one
Speaker 1: of my favorite running jokes, which just me and myself,
Speaker 1: just me and myself, every once in a while, put
Speaker 1: it on Instagram. Uh so you have four right, you
Speaker 1: got two left? I got three.
Speaker 2: I have two left.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, I'm gonna take my girl next store type,
Speaker 1: the goodie two shoes. That's maybe gonna keep everybody in line,
Speaker 1: and for me, that's Toots here. But I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: a fuck. I'm gonna take Greasy Recy. Reese Witherspoon, who
Speaker 1: plays the character in Cruel Intentions. She plays it in election.
Speaker 1: She's great at playing this girl next door.
Speaker 2: Up at the type question, Am I allowed to take
Speaker 2: a different Greasy Recy character?
Speaker 1: You cannot take any character played by Reese withers.
Speaker 2: Okay, because the character that she plays in Pleasantville, and
Speaker 2: I would say.
Speaker 1: Good one, better, good one, top three.
Speaker 2: She's election as well.
Speaker 1: Not electioned. Yeah, I mentioned that I did mention that.
Speaker 2: I wasn't paying attention to you. I was too busy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I really wanted Greasy Recy. That was gonna
Speaker 2: be my third female.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was my third female. I have another, uh
Speaker 1: honorable mention there. You maybe you will take, but I
Speaker 1: hope you don't because I hope I can mention her
Speaker 1: in honorable mentions.
Speaker 2: I just want to mention her. I just want to
Speaker 2: let her know that I'm thinking about her.
Speaker 1: Okay, So now I've gotta I've gotta get like the
Speaker 1: jock type guy there, right? Is that is that sort
Speaker 1: of what I'm what I'm looking for. It's hard, it's
Speaker 1: hard to say at this point. But you know what,
Speaker 1: give me Sithmeister's kind of a jock. Yeah, jock yesh,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll go Archie. Then give me James Vanderbeek
Speaker 1: who fills both rolls Varsity Blues quarterback or Dawson.
Speaker 2: That's a TV show, but that's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, does count?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm gonna go with I have two picks here.
Speaker 2: These are my final two picks for the invite to
Speaker 2: my house party. And like I said, I kind of
Speaker 2: I wanted Jennifer Reese Witherspoon from Pleasantville. I'll have to
Speaker 2: swerve off of that. And this next pick is kind
Speaker 2: of a twofer because if you saw the movie, if
Speaker 2: she does something, her sister will join in. Her sister's
Speaker 2: not allowed to go unless she goes all right, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll be taking Kat Strafford. Julia Stiles from Ten Things
Speaker 2: I Hate About You seems a little reserved at first,
Speaker 2: but once she comes out of her shell, not bad.
Speaker 1: I don't love Julius styles. I think you might have
Speaker 1: lost the draft tickle.
Speaker 2: But here's the whole thing, though, is that in the
Speaker 2: movie her played by Larissa o'lennok, wasn't allowed to do
Speaker 2: anything unless.
Speaker 1: She went she's getting turned away at the door.
Speaker 2: So I am now opening the door for Bianca to
Speaker 2: also come.
Speaker 1: I have been on the record as describing the Jewelers
Speaker 1: styles as featureless. That's right, featureless.
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's no one on her album who cares?
Speaker 2: All right? The final pick here and this is I
Speaker 2: believe the perfect person to add to my party because
Speaker 2: they can just blend into the background, but when they're
Speaker 2: in the background, you're gonna notice them. I am taking
Speaker 2: party teenager played by Clark Duke from super Bad.
Speaker 1: All right, now we're really stretching the two thousands part
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: You said two thousands, Yeah, that's two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: That's what I said.
Speaker 2: Clark Duke in that movie Nameless doesn't need a name.
Speaker 2: He has one or two lines, but you see him
Speaker 2: anytime that he's on the screen. You know what is
Speaker 2: Clark Duke?
Speaker 1: I mean, just because he's insane? Yes, yeah, you can't. Yes, agreed, agreed.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty happy with myself.
Speaker 1: All right, we're here in a mister irrelevant here, last
Speaker 1: person invited to the party, and I'm between three gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Just a reminder, I already took Clark Duke. You can't
Speaker 2: have Clark Duke as well.
Speaker 1: I guess my three options here. I can go Freddy Prince,
Speaker 1: who goes without saying, also married to SMG in real life,
Speaker 1: also canoodled her. It's in Scooby Doo for Coleton Moses parties.
Speaker 1: You also had Summer Catch Freddy Prince. You have Ryan Philippi,
Speaker 1: who was teen hot throb late nineties. But goo, I
Speaker 1: feel like the party's gonna be cooler. Those guys seem like, okay, guys,
Speaker 1: the car party's gonna be cooler with Seth Green's Kenny Fisher,
Speaker 1: also from Can't Hardly Wait and Now. This is a
Speaker 1: party movie with several great party characters. But I feel
Speaker 1: like I really round out my three gents with Seth
Speaker 1: Green here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Seth Green's a great choice. He also has several
Speaker 2: characters that you could have taken from his run in
Speaker 2: the nineties, but that would have been the one that
Speaker 2: I took as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so.
Speaker 2: We get to some honorable mentions. Really quick. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: so I already took Jamie Kennedy's b rad. Randy Meeks
Speaker 2: would have been someone great to have his way.
Speaker 1: I thought for sure. The two that I thought for
Speaker 1: sure you were taking or Amanda Beckett and Jamie Kennedy
Speaker 1: from Scream.
Speaker 2: But once we decided that you can't have two Jamie
Speaker 2: Kennedy's I wasn't gonna take to Jamie.
Speaker 1: Kennedy, Well, you gotta get them both.
Speaker 2: Sure, I was debating, and you took the stiff meister.
Speaker 2: I think maybe the best party animal from American Pie
Speaker 2: would be Jim's dad.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's actually at the parties.
Speaker 2: He's not at the parties, but that's because he doesn't
Speaker 2: know about them.
Speaker 1: So the other thing I like about Kenny Fisher Goose.
Speaker 1: Speaking of American Pie, I considered taking the Sheerminator just
Speaker 1: so there's someone there for everyone to collectively shit on.
Speaker 1: That's always a thing.
Speaker 2: Dion from Clueless Staisy Dash.
Speaker 1: Several Clueless options, Donald.
Speaker 2: Faison and Clueless probably the funniest character. There's also great
Speaker 2: and can't hardly wait too. Yeah, he's in a band
Speaker 2: with brecken Meyer, but he also plays Travis and Clueless,
Speaker 2: so they're both in both movies.
Speaker 1: Gou I didn't know. I almost saved them for my
Speaker 1: last pick so that I could get seven people. I
Speaker 1: wanted to draft a Kid and Play, However, from the.
Speaker 2: House Party, I know where they're from.
Speaker 1: Back, I feel like I couldn't just take Kid. I
Speaker 1: couldn't just take Play, and I didn't want to waste
Speaker 1: two drafts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because when they start dancing, they'd hook their foot
Speaker 2: onto nobody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so honorable mention of the highest accord to Kid
Speaker 1: and Play. I considered someone from She's All That Right.
Speaker 1: Freddy Prince is in there, so that's that's also one
Speaker 1: of those. But I just couldn't. I didn't love any
Speaker 1: one single character the most from that movie. I mentioned
Speaker 1: Varsity Blues with James vander Beek ten Things I Hate
Speaker 1: about You. There's some good ones in there. I consider
Speaker 1: taking Katie Holmes. She was in Teaching Mister Tingle, another
Speaker 1: terrible nineties movie, and also of course was Joey Potter.
Speaker 1: I was going back and forth with her and Reese.
Speaker 1: Reese has better movie roles, so I went with that,
Speaker 1: and then that's it. That's what all I have.
Speaker 2: For I thought about we already talked about scream maybe
Speaker 2: Stu Macher, but he also might murder you. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: I just don't want to die.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Buffy Summers from Buffy the Vampire Slayer played by Christy Swanson.
Speaker 1: Okay, you went with the swerve there.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because we're not doing TV.
Speaker 1: Sure. Sure, she seems like a bad person though, so
Speaker 1: do you get her or do you get Buffy?
Speaker 2: And then finally you're talking about bad person? Do we
Speaker 2: take a chance and invite Kelly van Ryan from Wild Things?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Once again, I don't want the threat of
Speaker 1: death at all on the table personally.
Speaker 2: I don't want the threat of although I.
Speaker 1: Guess Catherine Myrtle it makes it a little spice. A
Speaker 1: tinge of death is on board.
Speaker 2: If you invite Kelly, trouble will follow, especially if it's
Speaker 2: at your house.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: True, who's going to your house party? Mac?
Speaker 1: Going to my house party? Is Catherine Burle, Sarah Michelle
Speaker 1: Geller cher Horowitz played by Alicia Silverston from Silverstone from Clueless,
Speaker 1: Steven Stiffler played by Sean Williams Scott from The American
Speaker 1: Pie Movies. Name your favorite Reese Witherspoon character. She's there
Speaker 1: James Vanderbeek from Varsity Blues or Baby, he's playing Dawson Leary,
Speaker 1: who knows? And then Seth Green's Kenny Fisher Can't Hardley Waite.
Speaker 2: Whereas my party is Amanda Beckett played by Jennifer of
Speaker 2: Hewitt from Can't Harley Waite, Jenny played by Michelle Trachtenberg
Speaker 2: from Euro Trip, Brad b Rad Gluckman played by Jamie Kennedy,
Speaker 2: and Malibu's Most Wanted Shorty played by Marlon Wayne's in
Speaker 2: Scary Movie Kat Strafford Julias Styles from Ten Things I
Speaker 2: Hate About You. But that's a two for right there
Speaker 2: because her should be right behind her. And then finally
Speaker 2: party teenager played by Clark Duke in Super Bad, Great great.
Speaker 4: Job, but not just any old draft and the macking
Speaker 4: cool draft.
Speaker 2: And now we get to our final draft here, and
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do with this one.
Speaker 1: So this is dreams Dreams, so you can draft character, dreams, songs, titles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how to go about this.
Speaker 1: You have first pick, which is good for me because
Speaker 1: I have no idea how you're gonna go.
Speaker 2: Okay, I am going to take just so that you
Speaker 2: don't get the clean sweep of this, because you've taken
Speaker 2: this in two other drafts. I will be taking the
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two Dream.
Speaker 1: Team good great one. Actually not on my list somehow
Speaker 1: this time great one.
Speaker 2: You've taken it in every other draft. I had to
Speaker 2: put it in.
Speaker 1: That's a good one, you know. I'm glad you took
Speaker 1: it first. Overall good one.
Speaker 2: I had to put an end to it.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna take here's my issue with the
Speaker 1: Dreams one, Goo, there's like a hundred songs that I
Speaker 1: like with dreams, so I'm gonna save those because I'll
Speaker 1: I'm sure i'll get a couple of songs time.
Speaker 2: I'm not taking any songs. That's up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a show in a movie here, goo.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: The first one I'm gonna take is called a Nightmare
Speaker 1: on Elm Street. Three Dream Warriors. That best dream movie
Speaker 1: of the bunch. I think there's three dream ones all right,
Speaker 1: in a row fantastic movie. Outside of the first one.
Speaker 1: It's the best Nightmare on Elm Street. Uh. And then go,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take a show here. Now we'd like to
Speaker 1: get play a little fast and lose, especially when it
Speaker 1: comes to dreams. I am taking the famous sitcom New.
Speaker 2: Heart because it ends on a dreams all a dream.
Speaker 1: It was all a dream. It was all a dream.
Speaker 2: Used to read Word Up magazine, Salt and Pepper and
Speaker 2: heavy deep. That's a great one. I didn't even think
Speaker 2: of it. I like that twist, though, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I will now take someone that should have been on
Speaker 2: the Dream team, but he was not. Hakem the Dream Elajahan.
Speaker 1: Basketball heavy here for good.
Speaker 2: We're going to heavy ball, baby.
Speaker 1: Okay? Does that mean switch? Does that mean I can't
Speaker 1: take the dream shake the signature move.
Speaker 2: You don't know what I'm gonna take next, but what
Speaker 2: I am gonna take next is maybe the greatest video
Speaker 2: game console of all time, one that was put to
Speaker 2: bed way too soon because goddamn Chips. Goddamn Chips shortages.
Speaker 2: It ruins everything. The Sega Dreamcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah good one good selection.
Speaker 2: Nine nine ninety nine release date.
Speaker 1: If you didn't take that, I was probably taking it
Speaker 1: in my next couple, so good. Good snipe right there.
Speaker 1: To continue on with your basketball theme, I suppose.
Speaker 2: You could play NBA two K one and two K
Speaker 2: two on there. Alan Iverson's on the cover, and so
Speaker 2: you're you're someone that says the two K games were
Speaker 2: a bit overrated.
Speaker 1: So the basketball two two K games were always better.
Speaker 1: That's the only sport where they were always.
Speaker 2: When they dropped that on the Dreamcast, the Allen Iverson
Speaker 2: the two K and then the two K one, that
Speaker 2: game fucking rule.
Speaker 1: To that point, NBA Live O three and oh four
Speaker 1: were pretty good, but then two K surpassed it.
Speaker 2: I mean this is in the year two thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they could be playing that at our house party.
Speaker 2: I think that launched with the Dreamcast because he was
Speaker 2: one of the characters that would show up with It's thinking.
Speaker 1: Alan Iverson driving a crazy taxi.
Speaker 2: Alan Iverson, It's Ai and the taxi.
Speaker 1: All right, good, I'm gonna keep kicking the can down
Speaker 1: the road here because I'm so curious as to where
Speaker 1: you're gonna draft. So I'm gonna take daydreaming. Daydreaming. There's
Speaker 1: fucking nothing better than a jay dream, disassociating with the
Speaker 1: real world. You know you should be doing this, You're not.
Speaker 1: You're doing that, You're daydreaming, and and go, I love
Speaker 1: a day dream. Possibilities are endless. Daydreaming. It's a fucking
Speaker 1: extinct thing.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: Everyone's out there doom scrolling instead. They can't think for themselves.
Speaker 1: I have a daydream.
Speaker 2: That's what we're that's what we're here for. We're here
Speaker 2: to lecture the youth. Get off your phone, You get
Speaker 2: off your phones, you start daydreaming.
Speaker 1: Go here's uh, here's one for the that listen to
Speaker 1: the listen.
Speaker 2: I don't like that one bit.
Speaker 1: This is this is very popular amongst that crowd. Uh, dreamcatchers.
Speaker 1: Give me dream catchers here.
Speaker 2: So that isn't just for the bees and h's.
Speaker 1: It is for everyone that has a DreamCatcher tattoo on
Speaker 1: their upper thigh.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're saying a catcher or you're saying a tattoo.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying dreamcatchers. It's all encompassing.
Speaker 2: Eighties nineties everyone had a dreamcare dream catchers were everywhere.
Speaker 2: Dream catch everyone had a dream catcher. Everyone had.
Speaker 1: And the bad dreams and the dream draft.
Speaker 2: But guess what, I'm gonna have that bad dream anyways,
Speaker 2: because it does nothing. It ain't catching shit.
Speaker 1: Oh you prove it, prove it.
Speaker 2: I am going to take maybe my favorites. No, this
Speaker 2: is tough because I have my three favorite things ever.
Speaker 2: This is pretty famous. I guess it was important. One
Speaker 2: time Martin Luther King had a speech and he said
Speaker 2: I had a dream that he used to read Word
Speaker 2: Up magazine. I will take Martin Luther King's speech.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Gil another overside on my list.
Speaker 1: I actually really liked that one was it was good.
Speaker 2: Then I will take I think my favorite dream song ever.
Speaker 2: I don't love Aerosmith, but dream on Rules.
Speaker 1: It's a good one. That's a good one, all right,
Speaker 1: So I got two more and then it's huge to
Speaker 1: mister irrelevant Clark Duke.
Speaker 2: I'm taking Clark Duke again.
Speaker 1: Good to be to be clear, that was sixth on
Speaker 1: my list of dream songs. I don't I don't want
Speaker 1: to speak really though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. They're from Massachusetts.
Speaker 1: They are.
Speaker 2: They had a house in Walltham, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I like their first album.
Speaker 1: I know that Steven Tyler had I don't know if
Speaker 1: it still has a beach house in Hummer Rock in Marshfield.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know, MAX favorite Aerosmith song is I don't
Speaker 2: want to miss a thing.
Speaker 1: I do like that song. I know it's underrated. You
Speaker 1: would in the catalog Jaden.
Speaker 2: Loving an elevator, living it up when you're going down?
Speaker 1: Uh give me, I might as well finish with two
Speaker 1: songs here right to play at my house party? Uh
Speaker 1: give me. Katy Perry's Teenage Dream great absolute banger.
Speaker 2: Defines the album the entire is.
Speaker 1: It defines an era of music as well. It's so
Speaker 1: so good. And then who would I be if I
Speaker 1: weren't going to take Fleetwood Max dreams? You know, right?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: Do you have any more picks?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: You didn't take a sex dream?
Speaker 1: No? No, I didn't want to take a wet dream
Speaker 1: because I don't want to ruin my sheets and or
Speaker 1: my skivies. You know. It's I'd rather daydream.
Speaker 2: So I am going to take a dream, and I did.
Speaker 2: I researched a lot of dreams, but I think one.
Speaker 2: I've never had this type of dream, but it sounds really,
Speaker 2: really nice flying. I would like to fly in my dream.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It can represent a desire for freedom, ambition, or a
Speaker 2: new perspective.
Speaker 1: So you are taking the concept of flying in a dream.
Speaker 2: Right, because I looked into being chased. I don't want that.
Speaker 2: It often reflects avoiding a conflict, responsibility, or fear in
Speaker 2: waking life.
Speaker 4: Mm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I looked into falling frequently signals anxiety, a loss
Speaker 2: of control, or a fear of failure. I feel like
Speaker 2: I've done that before.
Speaker 1: I've certainly fallen. Yeah, I've remember falling out of my
Speaker 1: bed specifically once in a falling dream.
Speaker 2: So that's the thing, though, I feel like that's happened
Speaker 2: to me where I've fallen out of my bed. Where
Speaker 2: I think falling out of my bed is what made
Speaker 2: me think of it in my dream? So spot my
Speaker 2: dream incepted what I was doing.
Speaker 1: And there's that. Well, it's that time dilation too, right,
Speaker 1: one second falling under your bed as like a whole
Speaker 1: minute in your dream or something.
Speaker 2: Could you have drafted an inception in this?
Speaker 1: Fuck? That would have been good? Right, it would have
Speaker 1: been good. Yeah, I guess so, I guess so right.
Speaker 2: Teeth falling out I've never had.
Speaker 1: This, you just so, you're just naming dream.
Speaker 2: This is such an interesting dream though, right, I've never
Speaker 2: heard of this, but we've not read about it. Twice
Speaker 2: people dream about teeth falling out, and it's commonly tied
Speaker 2: to feelings of vulnerability insecurity or communication issues.
Speaker 1: I mean, a big part of this kiup right is dreams.
Speaker 1: I think is largely governed by the subconscious, and subconsciously
Speaker 1: people are dealing with a lot of shit, and so
Speaker 1: people like to subscribe to these sort of dream theories.
Speaker 1: I don't know how true they are.
Speaker 2: But I like the idea of speaking of that, rate
Speaker 2: review and subscribe. I would send you saltwater taffy, but
Speaker 2: looks like it's gone in the office.
Speaker 1: I do question I should have took inception.
Speaker 2: Did people eat the taffy or did they throw it
Speaker 2: away when I wasn't here so I wouldn't feel bad anymore.
Speaker 1: I think there were two people that tried the taffy
Speaker 1: to confirm that it sucked, and then then it probably
Speaker 1: got thrown out.
Speaker 2: Being naked in public now, I have dreamt about this, sure,
Speaker 2: but I feel like I'm not in with this because
Speaker 2: it's linked to a fear of judgment, embarrassment, or feeling
Speaker 2: exposed when I'm naked in public. In my dream, I'm
Speaker 2: just living my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want people to see your hog.
Speaker 2: I'm just walking around. I'm going about my daily activities.
Speaker 2: I'm just naked. That's all.
Speaker 1: See that. That's my side boot.
Speaker 2: Taking an exam when unprepared. Now I don't have this
Speaker 2: exact one because this usually represents self doubt or high
Speaker 2: pressure regarding performance. I have dreams where I'm late for
Speaker 2: a report at work, where I don't bring one of
Speaker 2: my goalie pads when I'm supposed to be playing hockey.
Speaker 2: So I feel like that's kind of in the same
Speaker 2: same idea.
Speaker 1: It's the same idea for sure.
Speaker 2: Being late associated with feeling overwhelmed or falling behind on
Speaker 2: deadly one more. Dreaming of drowning. You've done this right, No,
Speaker 2: you've never dreamt of drowning.
Speaker 1: I could tread water for months.
Speaker 2: It's the worst.
Speaker 1: I could tread water for months.
Speaker 2: You feel like there's monsters on earth. It is the worst.
Speaker 2: That usually means feel of stress, anxious, emotionally overwhelmed in
Speaker 2: your waking life. But I feel like all of these
Speaker 2: dreams are the same. You know what's a really cool one.
Speaker 2: Dreaming of ghosts. You ever dream of a ghost?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have.
Speaker 2: It often means you are dealing with hidden in fear
Speaker 2: or a feeling of being haunted. There's different types of
Speaker 2: ways of ghosts in your dreams. There's being chased or attacked,
Speaker 2: talking to ghosts, I've talked to a ghost to my
Speaker 2: dream that fucked me up, or becoming a ghost. I've
Speaker 2: never become a ghost in a dream. That's interesting.
Speaker 1: I would involve you dying in the first place.
Speaker 2: People also dream of meeting the devil that ties it
Speaker 2: all in. Was supposed to segue into the next topic.
Speaker 2: We did that one first. They're kind of ruined it Mac.
Speaker 2: What are their honorable dreams? Do you have?
Speaker 1: S Club Seven's never Had a Dream Come True? Absolutely
Speaker 1: good banger, Absolute banger, Goo the Rhythmic Sweet Dreams or
Speaker 1: made the Mamas and the Papas, California Dreaming another banger uh.
Speaker 1: We briefly wrapped it Notorious BIG's Juicy. I almost considered
Speaker 1: it taking at the end. It was third on my list.
Speaker 1: Gou the Rapper, the Dream, the girl band Dream, they
Speaker 1: had that banger He Loves You Not, and then recraem
Speaker 1: for a Dream is not a movie I should watch
Speaker 1: with anyone, But it's a movie.
Speaker 2: You should one of the better movies. Watch it once
Speaker 2: and you've seen it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And that's that's really all I had.
Speaker 2: So I had. If you were to take the Dreamcast.
Speaker 2: I was going to take the dream machine. Oh the Arcade,
Speaker 2: the Arcade, Boulevard of broken Dreams. I walked this lonely
Speaker 2: road fields of dreams. I don't like baseball movies, so
Speaker 2: especially that one. And that's those are my dreams.
Speaker 1: Six were the all time great movie. That's just maybe
Speaker 1: a stretch A nightmare on Elm Street. Three Dream Warriors,
Speaker 1: the television show New Art that ends what it was?
Speaker 1: All a dream? Hearkening back to his original sitcom Daydreaming.
Speaker 1: My favorite kind of dreaming dream Catchers to get rid
Speaker 1: of all the bad juju that Goo was bringing up
Speaker 1: in this therapy sash teenage dream by Katie Perry and
Speaker 1: Dreams by Fleetwood Mac.
Speaker 2: And my six dreams are the ninety two dream Team,
Speaker 2: A Keem the Dream Alajuan, the Sega Dreamcast, Arrowsmith's dream
Speaker 2: on I had a dream by Martin Luther King and
Speaker 2: I'd like to fly in my dreams.
Speaker 1: I think you called Hakim Olajuwon a snub from the
Speaker 1: dream Team? Is that correct?
Speaker 2: I said he wasn't on there, Okay, I think he
Speaker 2: might have said snub. I said someone that could have
Speaker 2: been on there?
Speaker 1: Isn't he not American.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think he could have been on there.
Speaker 2: There's certain rules that you can play around with an
Speaker 2: American citizenship if they, if he wanted to, they could
Speaker 2: figure it out. Where's he from? Look it up? Where's
Speaker 2: a kim olaju one from?
Speaker 1: Hey siri? Where is akim olaju one from Lagos? Where's Lagos?
Speaker 2: Ass siri?
Speaker 1: If Akeem had Nigeria, He's from Nigeria.
Speaker 2: Ass siri. If Hakem has American citizenship.
Speaker 1: Hey siri. Could hakim olaju one had played for Team
Speaker 1: USA basketball? A keim Olajuon was ineligible for the Dream
Speaker 1: Team as he hadn't become a US citizen. He became
Speaker 1: a naturalized American citizen in April of ninety three, so
Speaker 1: he actually was on the US team in the Atlanta Olympics.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine how much better the ninety two team
Speaker 2: could have been if they had Hakem.
Speaker 1: Second best player of the nineties.
Speaker 2: Let's get into Mac Sack and Mac Sak could be anything.
Speaker 2: It could be a boat and Mac this week in
Speaker 2: your sack. My family usually once a week we will
Speaker 2: make our own burritos, burrito bowls casadillas. We have certain
Speaker 2: tasks that all three of us have to do. Usually,
Speaker 2: what I'm very responsible for is grilling the chicken and
Speaker 2: spicing the chicken and making sure that the chicken is
Speaker 2: all set.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 2: So me and my family we did our jobs. We
Speaker 2: got the akut ramon ready, we cooked the chicken. We
Speaker 2: went to sit down for a lovely Sunday dinner. I said,
Speaker 2: wait a second, let me use the restroom first. I
Speaker 2: went to the restroom. I came back, I sat down,
Speaker 2: and I said, my penis is on fire.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you had the gelopidoes. What did you cut
Speaker 1: that you touched your penis with?
Speaker 2: That's the issue is I spiced the chicken, okay, with
Speaker 2: the taco seasoning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you didn't wash your hats.
Speaker 2: So what I did after the grill, I took the chicken.
Speaker 1: You know, it needs a little extra seasoning on it,
Speaker 1: my man meat.
Speaker 2: And I then had to spend the next twenty to
Speaker 2: twenty five minutes fixing myself because I.
Speaker 1: Just said, did you dip your hog in a vat
Speaker 1: of something?
Speaker 2: It was? It was rough?
Speaker 1: Sounds terrible, sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: If I called the fire department and said my penis
Speaker 2: is on fire.
Speaker 1: Well he not, not exactly the same, but about a
Speaker 1: month ago we had a nine to one call in
Speaker 1: which a dog bit a man's penis.
Speaker 2: That is, let's hear me out, not the same at all,
Speaker 2: but go ahead.
Speaker 1: Took his word for it. We took his word for it.
Speaker 1: He was like, it's stopped bleeding, but it definitely bit
Speaker 1: my penis. And I said, all right, the ambulance will
Speaker 1: be here any second. Just hold on.
Speaker 2: Did he tell you how that how that began?
Speaker 1: He was picking up his dog from his trainer, who
Speaker 1: also had a dog, and the trainer's dog bit his.
Speaker 2: Dick, okay, right in the dick.
Speaker 1: He was wearing clothes. He wasn't like you walking around nude.
Speaker 1: He did have shorts on.
Speaker 2: Well, so I'm only new to my dreams. I'm not
Speaker 2: nude at home.
Speaker 1: Wow, who knows?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I had the I had the residuals of
Speaker 2: the spice on my hands, and it it touched me.
Speaker 2: Ever since.
Speaker 1: Did you say, hey, babe, you want to clean this off?
Speaker 2: No? I it was funny. I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I came back and sat down. I looked around for
Speaker 2: a second, and I just stood back up. And left
Speaker 2: where it's like, is there something wrong? And I'm like
Speaker 2: I lean or I didn't want to stay in front
Speaker 2: of my son. I'm like, sure, I spiced myself.
Speaker 1: I like the terminology.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to tell him. And then my son's like,
Speaker 2: what did my son think?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: He thought that it was his fault because he thought
Speaker 2: I stepped on a lego. Okay, He's like, Dad went
Speaker 2: back because he stepped on a lego and he's really
Speaker 2: really hurt. That's a good would you rather?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say what hurts?
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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