WEBVTT - 9am Hour - Little Toilet Boy 0:00:00.280 --> 0:00:03.800 We are back for negative shout outs, and we usually 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:05.520 try to be and we're silly and stupid, and we 0:00:05.559 --> 0:00:07.680 complain just like everybody else does once in a while, 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:10.200 but for the most part, we want to spread that positivity. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:14.280 So we're gonna stop right now. We do negative shout outs, 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:17.279 but it's fun. Like, Okay, I want to give a 0:00:17.280 --> 0:00:20.919 shout out to my sister who cut my hair drunk 0:00:21.239 --> 0:00:24.120 and screwed it up. Now this is a made up story, 0:00:24.640 --> 0:00:27.640 So negative shout outs, what have you got? Use the 0:00:27.680 --> 0:00:31.240 talkback feature and leave us your negative shout out and 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:31.960 here we go. 0:00:32.280 --> 0:00:35.360 H thanks Dave Ryan for let me get this negative 0:00:35.400 --> 0:00:36.720 shout out in this morning. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:38.360 I really need this. 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:41.240 This goes to my boss's little pet pee who thinks 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:44.760 I should run to every job that he oh points 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:45.440 his finger out. 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:47.320 Oh, you need to do this, You need to go here, 0:00:47.360 --> 0:00:49.839 you need to go hey man, do it yourself. How 0:00:49.840 --> 0:00:51.240 about that again? 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.040 Thanks to Todayve Ryan Morning Show for letting me get 0:00:54.040 --> 0:00:55.000 this out. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:58.000 That sounded like an advertisement for us. Thank you, Dave Ryan. 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:01.080 I love that we are. It's a public service. 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.680 You can vent, you can complain to yourself, you can 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:06.440 complain to your spouse, they're tired of your bitching. We 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:08.720 want to hear your negative shout out. Do you get 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:10.840 a negative shout out? Von Tavia? Negative shout out for 0:01:10.920 --> 0:01:11.440 my little sister. 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:13.360 She's fifteen and she's in her school play this week, 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:15.440 and she was gonna call me and show me her outfit. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:16.880 She was like, let me call you and show you 0:01:17.160 --> 0:01:18.440 and then just never call it. So I was like, 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:20.080 all right, way to leave me on a cliffhanger. 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:21.920 All right, I'll leave you a negative shout out. Then 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:24.240 negative shout out to my son Chase, the worst text 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:28.520 message returner. Oh so bad. No, I'll text him and 0:01:28.640 --> 0:01:30.920 be like, hey, buddy, how's Gwen, how's work? What are 0:01:30.920 --> 0:01:33.720 you up to? Crickets? Crickets? 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:38.039 That many questions and a text message for example, shout 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:40.160 out all day for asking me too many questions. 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:42.639 Here's another negative shout out. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.839 Yes right, this is my key. 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:50.080 I want to give my negative shout out to Francisco. Francisco. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.880 No, you could do it yourself, Francisco from now or okay, 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:57.920 I'm not going to pay your little toilet boy. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:01:59.440 Thank you. 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:06.800 Dave, the same guy, It's gotta be the same guy. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:12.520 What are the odds toilet boy, that sounds hot. I'm 0:02:12.520 --> 0:02:14.760 not really sure what that means, but that sounds hot. Okay, 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:17.079 we have another negative shout out, even he's on a 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:17.640 talkback feature. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.280 By the way, if you're on our iHeartRadio app, it's 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:20.640 that little red microphone next. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:23.400 To the play button. That Twilight Boy is your negative 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:23.839 shout out. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.600 Negative shout out for anyone that calls a law office 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.800 and says, oh, yeah, I need to talk to a lawyer. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:34.799 I have a slam dunk case. 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:40.480 Really, there is literally no such thing slam dunk. 0:02:40.560 --> 0:02:43.600 I't know that if you're in a situation where it 0:02:43.600 --> 0:02:45.400 clearly is not your fault, that I do think that 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:46.679 warrants a slam dunk case. 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:49.840 Now, maybe it might be the choice of words slam 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.200 dunk case, like they saw it in one law movie 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.120 one time, and they're like, I'm guying. 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:57.160 That's really interesting because for example, let's say that I 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.840 was like walking across the street and here comes the 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:01.840 Schwan's Man. Is the Schwan's Man is still a thing? 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:02.520 Or they go to bed. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:03.639 Maybe let's just. 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:05.600 Say I love Schwan's It's not an attack on them, 0:03:05.600 --> 0:03:08.200 But say I'm walking across the street, Schwan's Man comes 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:12.040 by boom hits me, I break my collar bone. 0:03:12.120 --> 0:03:12.640 Oh. 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.679 I would call Heimer and Lamber's injury loss six one 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.160 two injured, and I would say, hey, I got a 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:20.160 slam dunk case. But apparently she's saying there's no such 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.480 thing as a slam dunk case. I would like clarification 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.600 from you, legal person. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:28.040 This text message says negative shout out to my six 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:29.880 year old who threw up all over me in my 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:30.679 bed last night. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.880 They do that, they do that. I'm gonna tell you 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:35.280 one of the things I remember. One time, Carson was 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.040 probably two. He was sitting on the couch. We had 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:40.800 ordered a pizza. We had set the pizza on the floor. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:44.480 Carson barfed and got just enough on the pizza that 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:48.960 we threw it away, just enough. It's like one, It's like, okay, 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:52.720 you could have a giant that of oatmeal. Yes, And 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:55.560 I could say, Bailey, there's only one tiny spoonful of 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:58.040 poop in there. Would you eat the oatmeal? Of course? 0:03:58.080 --> 0:03:58.160 Not? 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.920 No, no, but there's only one tiny spoonful of poop. 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:02.960 No, I'm good, No, you're good. Yeah. 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.480 So that's why we threw the pizza away. 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:09.320 The wafting like the little green squiggle lines coming from 0:04:09.360 --> 0:04:11.760 the vomit on the pizza ruined the whole thing that's 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:12.160 about her. 0:04:12.360 --> 0:04:16.520 Thank you. Negative shout outs. I'm KDBUB. We'll do winning 0:04:16.520 --> 0:04:19.800 song Wednesday and figure out what song you want to 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:25.240 hear most coming up next. Stay right here, they say 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:27.719 in this town. A couple of more negative shout outs 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:30.960 via text message at KDWB. They're just kind of having fun. 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:35.080 We're not trying to be negative. Here's one shout out 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:37.120 to my old neighbor who was somehow jealous all the 0:04:37.120 --> 0:04:39.680 attention I got when my cat died, so they had 0:04:39.720 --> 0:04:41.680 to get her own attention by posting about her cat 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:47.160 that died two years ago. Wow. Shout out to my 0:04:47.200 --> 0:04:50.320 mother in law who retired to watch our son and 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.320 throws it in our face like we made her do it. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:58.120 Negative shout out to insurance companies cutting off elderly disabled 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:01.280 care a week before p TEA says they should. Well, 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:02.479 there's a specific one. 0:05:02.640 --> 0:05:02.880 Yeah. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.120 Negative shout out to my boyfriend, thanks for always putting 0:05:05.120 --> 0:05:10.200 the toilet seat down, not shade. Here's a talk back. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:11.119 Negative shout outs. 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:13.359 Good morning. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:15.839 I would like to have a negative shout out to 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.280 the person that decided to run me off the road 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:22.680 this morning in Princeton. Thank you so much. I know 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.640 you saw me. How dare you run me off the road? 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:29.880 I hit a guard rail that was terrifying. How dare you? 0:05:29.960 --> 0:05:30.320 Yikes? 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:33.560 Oh my gosh, she hits that guardrail? Yeah truly. 0:05:33.839 --> 0:05:36.719 Oh okay, let's get into Winning Song Wednesday, you guys. 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:38.840 This is where basically we do it every week. We 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:42.520 love this bit. We basically play a little snippet of 0:05:42.520 --> 0:05:44.279 a song and then you vote for which song you 0:05:44.279 --> 0:05:47.000 want to hear the entire song. I will go first, 0:05:47.080 --> 0:05:50.520 and here is my song that I'm suggesting today. I 0:05:50.680 --> 0:05:52.480 just always loved that song. It's got Kasha in there, 0:05:52.480 --> 0:05:54.479 a little bit of Kasha mixed in with flow Ryda. 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:57.440 That's my song today on Winning Song Wednesday. But you 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:00.400 can't vote yet because you got to hear Baileyan. 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:03.480 Is also a bop that you can dance to. Mine 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:04.719 is Stupid Love by Lady Gaga. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:09.400 Okay, Vaughn. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.280 This song goes back just ten years probably number one 0:06:12.279 --> 0:06:14.480 ten years ago exactly. But it's so good for Rihanna 0:06:14.600 --> 0:06:15.679 and Drake and Work. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:22.560 An unusual selection today for sure. When you said Work, 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:26.480 I thought you're gonna play work from Home that fifth armony. Yeah, 0:06:26.560 --> 0:06:30.000 I love that song. Okay one nine nine kt WB. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:31.720 You basically get to vote first song to get to 0:06:31.880 --> 0:06:34.760 three votes is the winner will play the whole song 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:45.120 and Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, so weird the Hi, KATWB. 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:51.839 Who's this Lizzie? Voting for whom? All right? I'll take it? 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:58.520 Thank you, Lizzy, KATIEWB winning song Wednesday? What's your name? Jason? 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:02.919 Voting for day Wow? It's going to sleep, It's going 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:05.279 to be a sweep. I can feel it. Katie WB. 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:11.520 What's your name? Uh huh? I love everybody loves Vaughn 0:07:11.600 --> 0:07:14.240 Okay hot wow, Katie WB? Hi? Who is this? 0:07:15.200 --> 0:07:15.840 Angelique? 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:17.320 Angelique? Who are you voting for? 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:18.680 Dave? 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:23.440 I felt that one coming. I chose this strong song. 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.400 Thank you, Angelique? What are you doing right now, right now, 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:27.600 at this moment? What are you doing? 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:31.960 I am driving in between clients from Buffalo to Plymouth. 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:37.840 Who okay? Nice A little drive along Highway fifty five. Yep, 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.800 that's right where I am. God's country out there. Enjoy 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.200 your drive. Thank you, Angelique? Bye? 0:07:44.720 --> 0:07:55.000 Hi particular, I. 0:07:55.040 --> 0:07:59.280 Love I love that so I haven't heard that song. 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:02.360 That's Kasha right, yeah, I thought so. All right, it's 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:05.400 Katie wb on the Dave Rion in the Morning Show 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:09.000 a Christmas Wish. We've done this for years and years, 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:10.560 and I just want to plug it again because it's 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:12.640 such a great thing to get to and have the privilege. 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.360 They get to team up with Holiday Station stores and 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.120 Treasure Island Resort and casino and Youth Link and all 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.840 these people that want to help us out. And people 0:08:20.880 --> 0:08:22.640 will call in or say, hey, I work at a 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:25.600 plumbing company, I can come and fix their sink. I 0:08:25.680 --> 0:08:28.200 work at a furnace company, I can come in and 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:30.760 put in a new furnace whatever. And people just love 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:33.480 to help out. And we do this every year Christmas Wish. 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:38.840 But the big thing we need even before donations, are nominations. 0:08:38.880 --> 0:08:41.960 So if you know somebody who's going through it, like 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:45.160 if they're like they're just not having a good year. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:48.600 They are not you know, like be able to make 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:51.240 ends meet or barely make an ends meet, or there's 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:54.880 no extras, they've not done anything fun the entire year, whatever, 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:57.320 let us know about them, and I will just give 0:08:57.360 --> 0:09:00.520 you a little piece of advice that sometimes they is 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.280 need and sometimes there is not In other words, if 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:06.920 you know somebody who lost their job, there might be 0:09:06.960 --> 0:09:09.199 some real need there. Yeah, but then there's other people say, yeah, 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.880 I lost my job. I'm fine. You know, I'll get 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:13.319 another one in two weeks. So think about whether there 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.000 really is in need, and if there is, then send 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:19.480 that wish in to go to katiblubeat dot com slash 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.160 wish and there's a little dialogue box you type out 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:24.400 and you hit send and you're good to go. The 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.240 more detailed you are, the better. Yes, if you can say, like, yeah, 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.520 my friend Clarice, she's really having a hard time this year, 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:33.400 she'd really love a Christmas wish. Well, we're gonna skip 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:35.240 that one because we need to know what she wants. 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.959 Yeah, give us as much detail as you can. 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.760 It just helps out. So give yourself a better chance. 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:44.080 And it's on katwbeat dot com slash wish. 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:47.800 Can I complain about my upstairs neighbor David? Sure, I've 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:51.160 complained about her a lot. She's very nice person, but 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.959 she has the loudest feet. She walks around very loudly 0:09:55.520 --> 0:09:58.200 all the time, and I swear she's constantly walking back 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:01.000 and forth, back and forth. But a new thing, not 0:10:01.040 --> 0:10:02.840 a new thing, but a thing that she's been doing 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:07.520 that has also irked me, especially like last night, I'm 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:10.560 laying in bed, it's like ten fifteen after I saw Wicked, 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.440 came home, laying in bed, and I can hear her 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:18.679 doing the loven upstairs, and it's like it's usually it 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:21.960 it creeps in because you can hear something and you're like, 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.199 what is that thing that I hear? Because her bedroom 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.320 is one hundred percent right right right above mine, and 0:10:27.360 --> 0:10:29.360 if I can hear her walking, then I can definitely 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:33.720 her hear her doing the loven. But what's annoying about it? 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:35.240 Because I wouldn't care if it was just kind of 0:10:35.240 --> 0:10:39.280 like a week weeky weeky, because then it's over eventually, 0:10:39.320 --> 0:10:43.360 and then I can you know, it's calming there she's 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:48.720 but yes, because she's making sounds she's constantly making and 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:58.520 then she's going it would be that's what I said, 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:02.200 vont okay, that's what I said, because she's it's it's 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.520 not just the like rhythmic nature of the sound, because 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.600 that's fine. I don't care, you know you do you. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.240 I'm glad you're getting some girllly pop. But it's the 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:14.840 loud exclamation during it, and I can hear you. 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.640 You're right underneath. 0:11:16.280 --> 0:11:19.360 You're literally right there, and I can hear you, and 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:22.079 I think that's all put on. That's all an act. 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:24.920 She's not making those sounds in earnest come. 0:11:24.760 --> 0:11:28.640 On, so she's my gosh, So she's putting on a show. 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:31.400 Yeah, she's putting on a show for whoever she's up 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:31.880 there with. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:36.200 I've heard somebody one said sex is naked theater, and 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:39.400 I don't disagree with that. That sounds right because I 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:42.800 think that some people sex is naked theater. It's a 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.960 chance to be naked and perform and try to get 0:11:45.960 --> 0:11:48.520 the best reaction you can out of your audience, which 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:50.840 is a lot of the time it's the woman who 0:11:50.920 --> 0:11:53.960 is doing the theatrics and the guy is going, I'm 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:58.760 the best lover in the world. Look at me. Her exclamation. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:00.880 I'm listening to her, and I'm like, there's no way 0:12:01.000 --> 0:12:04.360 she's naturally making those sounds. So she's faking it. You 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:07.880 don't know, you don't know what she's putting it on. 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:10.280 Well, I was going along with your joke. 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.000 I just think she is like, oh god, how often 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:13.679 is it happening? 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.240 I don't know, like once every two weeks is when 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.880 I hear it. Sometimes I'm sure I'm sleeping by the 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:20.840 time it happens. It could be that good. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:22.560 It's not that good every single night. 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:24.360 Well, I don't think she's getting everything. 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:26.760 Yeah, so if it was every single night, I'd be like, relax. 0:12:26.880 --> 0:12:28.880 But so the theory is, and we talk about this 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:30.719 after the kids were in school, because you know, we 0:12:30.760 --> 0:12:33.280 don't want little Cynthia to be like, what is that? 0:12:33.360 --> 0:12:34.280 What does that mean? 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:39.400 But I think that there is something too performative reactions, 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.880 I think, and I think that, well, there's a lot 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:43.560 of women that do because they just wanted to be 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.600 over with because what are you doing? You're going and 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.920 he's going, oh yeah, she's loving this. Great, let's keep 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:49.840 going for a long. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:52.319 Then you just hear my upstairs neighbor, oh. 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:57.280 My, yeah, then you and then you go hoping that 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:59.560 he'll stop because he's just slapping away. 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:02.040 Some times I do want to yell up there, come on, 0:13:02.400 --> 0:13:04.040 give it a rest, But then I don't want to 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:06.920 embarrass her because I don't think she knows that I 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:10.120 can hear everything she does. You're right about that, yeah, yeah, 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:12.880 it's an old no, she's like probably even younger than 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.760 I am. Honestly, she's around my am get a girl. 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:17.760 How bad that everybody else is getting some except you. 0:13:18.320 --> 0:13:21.080 Yeah, she can't hear me doing anything downstairs because that's 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:22.880 what's happening. I think the only thing that she can 0:13:22.920 --> 0:13:24.240 probably hears my cat crying. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:32.719 How sad and sad. Text messages Bailey at Katie wb one, 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:36.040 Bailey's claiming that the next door upstairs neighbor is loud 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.800 and faking it noises make it more of a turn on. 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:44.479 I think that's probably true, rather than sit there unexpressive 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:48.679 and be like, but you can't be overdoing it. 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:52.240 There's an episode of Euphoria where she's clearly making fake 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.040 noises and I think she stops in the middle She's like, 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:54.880 are you just faking? 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.520 And a big O and you can't be doing it? 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:01.360 Like like it's clearly like oh oh oh, like stop, 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:02.760 just cut it out. 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:05.360 I don't think I would know whether they were faking 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:07.360 or not. I'm not going to get into details, but 0:14:07.400 --> 0:14:08.960 it's kind of like I'm sure that I probably was 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:11.280 like thinking I'm doing a really good job many times, 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:15.320 and my partner was like, oh god, uh uh uh uh, 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:19.800 get off, get off. Of me. Please text messages. I'm loud, 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:24.280 but it's partly feedback for my partner. Another one, My 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:28.560 upstairs neighbor walks very loudly too, all day long. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.480 I wonder how many people and if you feel comfortable 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:32.360 text in fake it? 0:14:32.640 --> 0:14:33.720 And how do you fake it? 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:35.960 Because there's a bold statement I would say, like if 0:14:35.960 --> 0:14:37.440 you're doing the love and all the time and you're 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:40.720 always going, oh my gosh, you're faking it. Period, you're 0:14:40.760 --> 0:14:43.440 faking it. I mean it might be for feedback, great, 0:14:43.600 --> 0:14:45.920 give feedback, but why you gotta be so loud that 0:14:46.000 --> 0:14:48.920 I can hear you downstairs? 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:51.800 How? Why got to be so loud. 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:58.000 All mining in upstairs apartment? 0:14:58.680 --> 0:14:59.040 Oh? 0:14:59.200 --> 0:15:01.560 You ever gonna be is loud? 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:08.480 Some day I'll be sleeping with my little Kidy and 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:16.520 all your ever gonna be is loud. God, Okay, it's 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.560 just you just heard the genius happen just now. It's amazing. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:23.600 All it bring back, Jenny, No kidding, Jenny, when you 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:24.160 coming back. 0:15:24.040 --> 0:15:27.160 To the Dave Ryan Show on Kati w B. 0:15:27.320 --> 0:15:31.440 Shoo alrics or wherever you are locked up, locked down, 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:33.880 the water still open? Yeah, I think so? Yeah? Yeah? 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:37.120 Cloud yeah, sant Cloud is another one. Right. Another one 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:40.520 is down by red red Wing. You drive south of 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:42.760 Red Wing along the freeway there along the river, Yeah, 0:15:42.800 --> 0:15:43.960 and you look over to the right and there's like 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:45.600 a bunch of barbed wire and it says something like 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:46.640 kid's prison or something. 0:15:46.800 --> 0:15:48.800 Not a prison. It's just it's for like kids that 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.480 are going through it or something. It's not. I don't 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.600 think it's a prison. I think it's I don't think 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:55.240 it's a person I say it's a prison. I think 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:57.960 it's for kids who are like, you know, unstable, but 0:15:58.000 --> 0:15:59.320 not in a prison sense. 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:02.960 Like okay, will shout out anyway, shout out, going back 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:04.520 really briefly, And we don't want to get too hung 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:06.760 up on this, but but Bailey was complaining about her 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:07.640 neighbor upstairs. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.240 My neighbor upstairs. She walks really loud, and now she 0:16:10.360 --> 0:16:13.800 has taken to having the love in very loud, and 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:16.280 I think she's faking it because it's just, you know, 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.600 you hear the rhythmic and then you hear her going, 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.760 oh my god, and it's annoying, and I think she's 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.320 faking it, and I think she should stop. 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.600 We got a text from somebody who said eight years 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.680 with the same guy faked it every single time. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:29.080 Wow. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:32.440 And so then it's like, well, why do you fake it? 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:36.160 I mean redirect your partner to tell them what to do, 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:38.720 And a lot of women have probably tried that and 0:16:38.760 --> 0:16:40.600 he just sees it or it's not cooperating or it's 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.160 not working or whatever. So we just have an expert 0:16:43.160 --> 0:16:45.920 on the show and I can't remember her name, but 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:48.200 she said women will fake it to get it over with. 0:16:48.320 --> 0:16:50.720 It's like like, you know, slapping away, and it's like 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.360 you just wanted to be done, so you'll be you know, 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:56.080 pretend that you're finished. Yeah, so he'll finally be like 0:16:56.440 --> 0:16:58.440 But the only problem with that is it builds up 0:16:58.480 --> 0:17:01.280 a sense of well, that worked, I'm going to do 0:17:01.360 --> 0:17:01.880 that again. 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:05.120 Yeah, I must be so good. I what I'm doing 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.840 is so magical that this text says women should not 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:11.760 fake so much, because then dudes think what they're doing 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:14.639 is so great. Every success, we're filling their heads with 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:17.280 an ego that will not suit them with future partners. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.360 It's like telling someone they're good at something when they're 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.359 just average or they suck at it. Women do this 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:21.880 all the time. 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:25.640 Forget future partners, What if that is your future partner. Yeah, 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:27.639 you tell them to help them, critique them, you know 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:28.240 what I'm saying. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:29.879 And then you end up faking it for eight years. 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.480 Well, we'll hear his Erin fake it for eight years. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:37.040 Erin is on the phone eight years, same guy Erin? Right. 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.520 Yeah, it's actually been sixteen with him. 0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:44.520 Oh my, so you're you're still in the relationship. Did 0:17:44.560 --> 0:17:45.679 you have to fake it? I don't want to get 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:47.040 you personal. You can hang up if you want to. 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:49.080 Did you have to fake it with other partners before 0:17:49.119 --> 0:17:49.600 this person? 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:51.479 Uh? 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:52.440 No? 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:54.639 And the first date we're fine. It's just been the 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:55.399 last date. 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:59.320 The first eight years. Yeah, because you've been sixteen total, 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.679 when the last the first eight were fine? What change? 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:04.160 Yeah? 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.080 Can I I mean again, hang up if you don't 0:18:06.080 --> 0:18:07.199 want to answer. What changed? 0:18:08.400 --> 0:18:12.479 Well, two kids and smut books? 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:19.120 Oh then so like yeah, how No, it's clear he's 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:21.879 doing that. He's getting a stimulation from the from the 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:23.720 people he is okay, okay, gotcha? 0:18:23.840 --> 0:18:25.280 No no, no, no, no, no, no no, no. 0:18:25.640 --> 0:18:26.040 Oh okay. 0:18:26.160 --> 0:18:29.679 I'm reading too many books and I'm getting pictures in 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:32.640 my head and I'm asking him to try new things 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:34.360 and he just doesn't go for it. 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:38.439 Oh, I see she's getting inspiration and he's like, now 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:39.119 I don't want to. 0:18:39.320 --> 0:18:42.760 Oh okay. So after the other way around, I thought 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:44.399 maybe he was looking at the smut books and he 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:46.119 was not needing the okay. 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:49.040 Interesting, So your expectations got raised after eight years and 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:50.880