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Speaker 1: What's going on, family, you will tune in the real

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Speaker 1: last We're ready a one or four point one your

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Speaker 1: night cap of comedy. My name is Kim Miller in

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Speaker 1: the Big chair tonight. Hey, I'm running the show. I'm

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Speaker 1: running the show because James is out on the boat

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Speaker 1: getting his amastot on, working for the White Man. Jame's

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Speaker 1: gonna be gone with two weeks. Man, James's out on

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Speaker 1: it is. So if you're our cruising and you see

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Speaker 1: James John telling real lass missing him and we love him,

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Speaker 1: and apparently he miss us because he's been texting me

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Speaker 1: all day, I was like, what plan you got, Like,

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Speaker 1: you really miss me? Brother? You're gonna pay seventy five

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Speaker 1: But shout out to our dog James. But during the

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Speaker 1: first studio of my comedy Brothers, I'm gonna start up

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Speaker 1: with the guy who got this thing started, mister Miguil

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Speaker 1: Coloon Junior, Mgat, what's up, my brother?

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Speaker 2: What's up? Man? Happy holidays? Boys holidays?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, we're gonna we're gonna get to that next man,

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Speaker 1: that other man and the studio with us. Look like

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Speaker 1: you haven't flats back. But from the Law Office of Kafflin,

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Speaker 1: mister Jeff the Batman coff. But Jeff, how you doing?

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Speaker 1: My brother?

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Speaker 3: Twenty twenty six? Loving it? I got no complaints. Twenty

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Speaker 3: twenty five was fun. Now we're gonna turn it up

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Speaker 3: in twenty twenty six and do some more stuff. I

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Speaker 3: loved it, loved it. End of the year exactly the

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Speaker 3: way I started it. Feeling good.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was talking about. And we haven't seen

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Speaker 1: and with this our first show back on the air

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Speaker 1: for the for the new year. So I gotta ask you,

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Speaker 1: don't you, mister Miguiel, how was your holidays? My brother?

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Speaker 4: They were great, man, they were great. I got to

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Speaker 4: We threw a New Year party, which is always nice.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you there's some holidays that you're supposed to

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Speaker 4: we've all been out to some like nice fancy thing

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Speaker 4: in New Year's Like this is great, but it's just

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Speaker 4: nothing like that house party vibe of New Year's and

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Speaker 4: just like a song, and I'm like, this is a

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Speaker 4: She's got to be on defensive mode because there's so

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Speaker 2: You like, this is a good song. Huh. She's like

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Speaker 3: Listening to Miguel's holiday, it sounds it sounds like Trump

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Speaker 3: tell you what I had. I had a New Year's

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Speaker 3: I went for four days for Christmas and just did

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Speaker 1: But I will say this, man Jeff talking about this

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Speaker 1: Amateur Knight, Miguel. It was. So we did a six

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Speaker 4: Think about this accomplished. They gonna wake up hammered. It's

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Speaker 1: And then the second show, so they got a bouncer

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Speaker 1: know me, I got to go to my favorite place.

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Speaker 1: This is my last drink for January. And we went

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Speaker 1: to Corona in Snnesota and actually met the owner of Corona. Wo. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: weekend I did mccurty's Man. And I keep telling people,

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Speaker 1: if you in Sarrinsota, go to mccurty's Comedy Club is

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Speaker 1: never in my twenty years of working the club ever

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Speaker 3: our comedy brothers, Ryan Holmes, kept posting about how he

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Speaker 4: So that is that's the Mothership open Mic and Cruise Show.

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Speaker 4: But a little shide note, Orlando got a lock on Austin.

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Speaker 4: I can't walk through Austin without running into like and

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Speaker 4: the boys from Town and everybody working somewhere like it

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Speaker 4: in Austin right now. Man, you could, like if Ken,

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Speaker 4: if you went to Austin right now, you could probably

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Speaker 4: hop on six seven shows tonight all over town, hop

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Speaker 4: of people like trying to sign up, and they'd be like, sorry, man,

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Speaker 4: You know, like it's our boys make Christoph Jean's at

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Speaker 4: And then your drive Remember this, when you're younger, you

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Speaker 4: And to this day, I mean, I don't know who

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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Miguel, they just gave you some keys and

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Speaker 4: They used to have to tell us as kids, hey,

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Speaker 4: Magice telling your daughter, hey, girl, yeah, that's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You know, I can't tell you. And I grew up

434
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Speaker 1: in the projects, so we would go to different house

435
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Speaker 1: parties in the projects. But also too, when I was

436
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Speaker 1: a kid, we wasn't popping off like that. You was

437
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Speaker 1: at the house party. You was happy your parents let

438
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Speaker 1: you out to go do something. Now, we wouldn't go

439
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Speaker 1: to certain neighborhoods because we didn't mess with them neighborhoods.

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Speaker 1: But if it was the south Side, the dust Bowl,

441
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Speaker 1: the valley, we was cool. Sometimes east Side we might

442
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Speaker 1: go there, but we weren't going over to the north

443
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Speaker 1: side of Claremont because them dudes hated the south side.

444
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Speaker 1: So that's the only house faright, I wouldn't go to.

445
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Speaker 1: But the dust Bowl or somewhere in the valley. Oh,

446
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Speaker 1: come on, man, you remember do.

447
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Speaker 4: You remember being at a house party hoping nobody realized

448
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,879
Speaker 4: you were from a neighborhood Nobody liked yo, it was

449
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,879
Speaker 4: girls there, and you like Hey, you're trying to be cool,

450
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 4: and there's always just like everybody else, there's an old

451
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,439
Speaker 4: head and he's laughing with you and he's like, oh

452
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Speaker 4: that's right, boy, that's why you know good music.

453
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Speaker 2: He no good music?

454
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Speaker 4: You laughing and you're hanging up playing spades, and there's

455
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Speaker 4: some girl you're talking to, and then there's just two

456
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Speaker 4: dudes whispering looking at you from across the room and they're.

457
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Speaker 3: Like, yep, I gotta I gotta go.

458
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Speaker 4: You remember this guy's you remember answering the phone and

459
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Speaker 4: the house party wasn't your house phones?

460
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Speaker 1: What's up?

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Speaker 2: Hey? Yeah, I do not know? Where is you coming over?

462
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Speaker 2: Though everybody's here? Hey, hold abok brings some mice. Bring

463
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Speaker 2: some mice, Bring some mice.

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, raise some ice, man. And then the crazy

465
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Speaker 1: thing is when you grew up in the projects. Ain't

466
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Speaker 1: no parents watching this. Nope, my mama and them at

467
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Speaker 1: the club. So if they at the club, we have

468
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Speaker 1: in the club. That's how we did. If my parents

469
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Speaker 1: is out at the nightclub, at the Elkslides whatever where

470
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Speaker 1: they was gone. Hey, dog ma, mama gonna be gone

471
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Speaker 1: at nine. As soon as you see the cutlers pull

472
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Speaker 1: off everybody come off through the back door and put

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Speaker 1: the Humpty Dance on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't why because I grew up in

475
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Speaker 3: a generation where they called them blatch key because you

476
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Speaker 3: wore your key on a chain on your neck, and

477
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Speaker 3: your parents were like you independent, you know, the many

478
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Speaker 3: minute you could open the front door on your own.

479
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Speaker 3: You know, they had nothing to do with you, and

480
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Speaker 3: that was a lifetime. Oh my god, just like my father,

481
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Speaker 3: that's like a felony. That was a felony.

482
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Speaker 4: And my mom would act like if I lost my key,

483
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Speaker 4: I lost it and somebody found it and knew exactly

484
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Speaker 4: where I.

485
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Speaker 1: Lived, they were gonna kill it.

486
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Speaker 4: And my dad was just like, you got one responsibility,

487
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Speaker 4: and now I get it.

488
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Speaker 2: You're right, pop, I have one responsibility.

489
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Speaker 4: It's literally hanging from my neck and I don't have

490
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Speaker 4: anything to do and I lost it. But my mom

491
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Speaker 4: would be like, you lost the key. Oh great, we're

492
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Speaker 4: all getting murdered now.

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Speaker 1: Yo. I saw somebody post a video like that that

494
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Speaker 1: K had lost his kids. Somebody found it and he

495
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Speaker 1: was like and then he went to the house. Yo. Man. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: That's why I always loved the movie house party, because

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Speaker 1: that was that was a nine. That was the nineties

498
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Speaker 1: for us. And I really feel bad, fat bad for

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Speaker 1: these kids because, like my daughter, I have friends over

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Speaker 1: and then ship posted pictures and they're just sitting there.

501
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Speaker 1: I'm like, what do y'all like?

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Speaker 2: They're not even playing board games. They're not even playing

503
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Speaker 2: board games.

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Speaker 4: Like I remember those house parties where it was like

505
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Speaker 4: little kid parties and like, hey man, we're gonna stay

506
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Speaker 4: up all night.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna play clue. I got some fireworks.

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Speaker 4: Count me in, but they don't. That's not even it.

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Speaker 3: Now we all do that. I don't like it.

510
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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 3: I catch myself doing it. I'll be at the table

512
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Speaker 3: some people and I'll be looking at my and my

513
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Speaker 3: phone's on the table. I'm like, why is my phone

514
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Speaker 3: on the table? Who is more important than the people

515
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Speaker 3: in front of me?

516
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Speaker 4: And Jeff, I try to turn my phone upside down,

517
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Speaker 4: that's like my thing. But you know what I do.

518
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,719
Speaker 4: Then a few minutes later, I just flip it over

519
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Speaker 4: again turned.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, just keep it. I'm sitting there like it

521
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Speaker 2: like it's blackjack. I'm just peeking up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I got to the point where I just leave

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Speaker 1: mine in my pocket, said, I keep it in my

524
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Speaker 1: pocket and I just try to enjoy the moment because

525
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Speaker 1: I noticed myself now when I was I'm at a

526
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Speaker 1: concert and I'm recording like eat, like the first twenty

527
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Speaker 1: seconds of the song, and then I'm like, a week later,

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Speaker 1: I go my phone full. I'm like, I wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: go do anything with this Now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you what's even worse than cell phones

531
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Speaker 4: is people who vape, always having their vapor, to the

532
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Speaker 4: point where I pulled some girls and then admitted to

533
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Speaker 4: holding their vape in the hand during sex. Like you

534
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 4: imagine how like the sexes? I mean, good that vapis

535
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Speaker 4: for him. She's like, the better the sex, the more vape.

536
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 4: Like you imagine, how like how how did that affect

537
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,639
Speaker 4: yourself esteem? You're just putting it work, and all of

538
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 4: a sudden, this cloud and it smells like blueberries.

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Speaker 3: She pig panja in the middle of sex. Man, right, yeah, man,

540
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 3: So somebody got that distracted. When I was, I'd be going, hey,

541
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Speaker 3: let me finish on my own. I'm good, I don't.

542
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 2: Need you here. I'd be like, well, I don't need her.

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Speaker 1: Hey, I'm gonna tell you my foot is well. If

544
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Speaker 1: somebody got distracted I messed with somebody and it was

545
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Speaker 1: Martin Luther Key birthday true story, and we and we

546
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Speaker 1: got the choir storm and then in the middle of

547
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Speaker 1: the choast store, they just saw playing I Have a

548
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Speaker 1: dream speech and she and she stops. She's like, yo,

549
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Speaker 1: can you turn that? I'm like, is it not good?

550
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Speaker 1: Like did you notice that she was.

551
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Speaker 2: A white girl?

552
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Speaker 4: You would have been like, this is the tree.

553
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Speaker 1: I was like, first of all, who stops the choir store?

554
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 1: I was like, she was like, can you turn that please?

555
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: I'm like yeah. And then I turned to the next

556
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Speaker 1: radio station. Hot in Here came home. Well, hot in

557
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Speaker 1: Here you want to speech? Get what do you want?

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Speaker 2: Man? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Bring back the house party. And honestly, it's even if

560
00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 1: you go clubbing now, because my mama club late into

561
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Speaker 1: her fifties and sixties. But they went to like Elks Lodges. Yeah,

562
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Speaker 1: with the Elks Lodges, you know, American Legions and stuff

563
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Speaker 1: like that. Where is it for these kids to go now?

564
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Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want to go. They just live on

565
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 3: that phone. They live in you know, their universes everywhere.

566
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Speaker 3: Remember we used to we didn't have the phone. So

567
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Speaker 3: if we wanted to know where our friends were. We

568
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Speaker 3: had to drive around and find them to go, well,

569
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Speaker 3: they might be at this club, or they might be

570
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Speaker 3: at this club. Now they know where everything is. Every second,

571
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Speaker 3: what you at, what you doing? You know, you don't

572
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Speaker 3: respond by in three minutes. I remember it took three

573
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Speaker 3: hours to find friends. And that's if you're lucky, that's.

574
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Speaker 4: How you that's how you ended up hanging with some

575
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 4: loser asking because you couldn't find any of your home boys.

576
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there was there was Todd who ate his booger.

577
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 2: He like, what are you doing?

578
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 4: He's like, I'm just I'm just playing with this dad squirrel.

579
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Speaker 3: You're like, all right, I'm man, I guess that's what

580
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 3: we're doing.

581
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I'm just poking the squirrel with the stick.

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Speaker 2: With you.

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00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: I gotta agree with you when you think about it.

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00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: We really just kind of had to call each other

585
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Speaker 1: old house phone and be like, Yo, I'm gonna be

586
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: a so and so is it eight? And then you

587
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Speaker 1: get there and be like, wait is yo.

588
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 3: There ain't a house phone because they had left before you.

589
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 3: And you're going, well, I know they might be here,

590
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 3: and you'd have to like guess what the hot night was?

591
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 3: And and try to think in your head what would

592
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 3: they be thinking? And where are they going? And they

593
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 3: go they were just here, they just left. Oh and

594
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 3: then you and trying to figure out where they go

595
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Speaker 3: after that.

596
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna be tar because we already killed that squirrel.

597
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,360
Speaker 1: Hey he's with a dead squirrel.

598
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Speaker 5: Yeah he may.

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00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 3: That was their version of scrolling, was poking the dead

600
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Speaker 3: squirrel man.

601
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Speaker 2: He said, you kicking with him all day, and you

602
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Speaker 2: gotta keep a secret.

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Speaker 1: Y'all heard you would kill squirrely tide. Now don walking

604
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Speaker 1: around walking around looking for y'all.

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Speaker 3: He ain't that bad man?

606
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Speaker 2: All right?

607
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 4: Have that day and molested. I was with Tod, But

608
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Speaker 4: but what's all right to chill out?

609
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Speaker 1: Said, we gotta take a commercial break. We'll be right

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Speaker 1: back where a lawst We were already a one.

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Speaker 5: O four point one.

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Speaker 1: We're back. We'll last. We're Radio one or four point

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Speaker 1: one R night cap of comedy Ken Miller and the

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Speaker 1: Big Chedder Night. Go out and follow us on social

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Speaker 1: right now. Join the Versus studio with the Big Homy

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Speaker 1: mcgil colo Jr. And from the Law Office of Kaufman

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Speaker 1: and then Andy under Oh podcast and I official sponsor

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Speaker 1: mister Jeff the Batman Kaufman. What's up, Jeff? You are

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Speaker 1: talking to me about.

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Speaker 2: Something, dude, I do.

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Speaker 3: I want to talk to you about it. We Ken

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Speaker 3: as is Ken plus ten show, and you know it's

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Speaker 3: a big Christmas thing. I go the day before I

625
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 3: go out, you know, buy a bunch of gifts.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: Ken threatens us the whole time. I'm gonna be there.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna be there. I'm getting my I'm getting something

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Speaker 3: done with my prostate or whatever. But I'm gonna be there.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there.

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Speaker 2: Look at got his cold.

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Speaker 3: Worked, got the got the mic, got the camera from

633
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Speaker 3: both ends, you know, air tighten him. And I'm like,

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Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, Ken's.

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Speaker 1: Gonna be there.

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Speaker 3: I get there, Kenny there and they say, and he's

637
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Speaker 3: got his boys, I mean, he's got his rock stars there,

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00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 3: the date nationwide nationwide comedy tour guys there and they're

639
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,160
Speaker 3: they're talking comedy and where McGall and I are in

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Speaker 3: the room talking about them. I'm going, can't Kenn in here?

641
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Speaker 3: And Ken has a rule for me. He goes, Jeff,

642
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Speaker 3: don't do new material at the Improv well, I did

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Speaker 3: two minutes on why Ken wasn't there, and it was

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Speaker 3: the best material I had all night. I was like, okay,

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Speaker 3: I guess we're doing this.

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Speaker 1: It was it was fun.

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Speaker 3: I said, Ken plus ten. I said, Ken said he

648
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Speaker 3: was sick. He said he was he wasn't feeling right

649
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Speaker 3: because he had something stuck in his you know thing.

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Speaker 3: And I said, I walked to the green room. There

651
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 3: were ten dudes in him and that was okay. That's

652
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 3: why they call it Ken plus ten.

653
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 1: Hey, yo, hows hey. Let me tell you, yeah, bro,

654
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: if you ain't never had a codonoscopy, let me tell

655
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: you something, bro. As soon as you take the first

656
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: sip of that drink, it's own. It's on all night.

657
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 4: They got Bill Cosby making it up for you a bag.

658
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 1: I hey, just the crazy thing Jeff McGill. So it

659
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: changed because at first, when I did it a couple

660
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: of years ago, they gave me the whole the gallon

661
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 1: and drink right yeah, and you got to have it

662
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,560
Speaker 1: all drinking like an hour and a half. Two hours.

663
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: Now they split it so you got to drink the

664
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: half gallon the first hour and then six hours later

665
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: at two o'clock in the morning you got to drink

666
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: another half gallon. You had to drink it the other

667
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: half gall of six hours before your procedure. Bro, So

668
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: I can't sleep. I had to lay on my side

669
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: because my booty hole is so wrong. Bro, this how crazy? Man,

670
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 1: shout out, Hey, if we could ever get another sponsor,

671
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: please let it be Dude Wipes. Dude Wipes, save my booty. Bro.

672
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 1: Dude Wipes got that one with the cocoa butter.

673
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 4: Hey man, Hey, was what was the difference between Duty

674
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,959
Speaker 4: one and Duty thirty? Because I'm astine. Duty one was consistent.

675
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 4: He made of poop, and dudey thirty, You're like, that's bone, like, man,

676
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,400
Speaker 4: that's my bone marrow. It was like dry heaving. It

677
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 4: was like you know, you know how you everything? Like

678
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 4: my stomach was like, hey man, it's something in there.

679
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: I said, it ain't.

680
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 3: You know when you had thirty.

681
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: And then and then you ever had one, you can't eat.

682
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: All you can eat is like jello. I had jello.

683
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,600
Speaker 1: I had lemon Icys, and you could drink you had to.

684
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 1: You could drink like crystal like and like gatorade. That

685
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: was it. Bro. It was terrible. And so when I

686
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: got done with it. I would tell the Miguel this

687
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: when you had dropped out, Jeff. So, so they did everything.

688
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,479
Speaker 1: I had two polyps and they tested negative for cancer,

689
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: but they did some more tests. I got to follow

690
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: up on Thursday, but I had something called Barrett's esophagus. Well,

691
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: you know, the acid reflux is pretty much torn my

692
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: sophagas up. So I just got to change my diet,

693
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:08,200
Speaker 1: you know, stuff like that. And I was telling Miguil.

694
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: I was like, so I was reading the instructions. I

695
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: didn't know I wasn't supposed to drink. Stop drinking a

696
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: week before because I was drinking up until like that Tuesday.

697
00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. I told Migil. I said, when

698
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 1: I open, when they opened that booty hold up, I

699
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: know all that CROWDROI your.

700
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 3: Hey, doctors all litt They were looking at the camera.

701
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 3: There's a grill with Chris standing next to it. It's like,

702
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: what the.

703
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: Hell's going there?

704
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 4: Doctor's texting girls, twisting one up.

705
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: I know they was lit. So we get done with it,

706
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 1: and they finally wake me up and it's like, all

707
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: you're good, you can have this, this this to eat.

708
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 1: Just no driving all night and no fry foods, I said, school.

709
00:33:49,960 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 1: So me and Sean go to this place right next

710
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: to the hospital. I get like some grilled chicken and

711
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: mashed potatoes or something like that. And then I got

712
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: a call from Christa. She's like, hey, I need a

713
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:04,320
Speaker 1: feature for Tom Rose tonight, A host and Mike Hurley

714
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: he gonna feature, I says, bet and so Sean had

715
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: to drive me to the club. So she drives me

716
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:12,440
Speaker 1: to the club, but she goes to see the movie Wicked.

717
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,720
Speaker 1: So I'm at the club by myself, me and Chris,

718
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: and I wasn't supposed to be drinking. Man, let me

719
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: tell you something. That Crown Royer and that anesthesia hit man.

720
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: Thank god my wife was there because I would have

721
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: drove that thing right. I would have shown that thing

722
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 1: dukes of hazard right after the.

723
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 2: Bro and you look at it. You looked at Chris.

724
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 4: You'd be like, hey, hey, Chris, in a minute, will

725
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 4: you take us to get some neat player.

726
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:38,600
Speaker 2: You're driving.

727
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 3: This?

728
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: How bad it was when I was I just brought

729
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 1: Mike on stage. I said, look, I'm gonna wait till

730
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,960
Speaker 1: Mike get done, and I'm gonna have a drink. I

731
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:53,879
Speaker 1: go to the bar Chris like, what's up your arm?

732
00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: I looked realized I still got the bedd.

733
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,920
Speaker 4: You a crackhead at the bus station trying to get money.

734
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 3: He's got the hospital band. You ready to go?

735
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 1: Hey? They got my social owner and I said, Man,

736
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,839
Speaker 1: let me take this damn thing off man. But yeah,

737
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 1: Jeff Man, we did not get a chance to talk.

738
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: But thank you. Everybody came out and donated. I have

739
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,839
Speaker 1: people hit me up to tell me they had such

740
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: a good time man, and two organizations that we donated

741
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: the choice too. They were super grateful. But I had

742
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: to miss out. Bro. If not Jeff, I wouldn't have

743
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: been in the green room bathroom every ten minutes.

744
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 2: Bro, just blearing it.

745
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 3: But it was fun. It was fun. It was fun.

746
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:35,919
Speaker 2: It took.

747
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:38,319
Speaker 3: The sad thing is it took the crowd about two

748
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 3: or three comedians to get into it. So the first

749
00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:43,160
Speaker 3: people who went, you know, I think the first people

750
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 3: took the hit for everybody, because I think Miguel who

751
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 3: came on and just let it up. They who they're

752
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 3: like third or four. They said, we got to tune

753
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:51,360
Speaker 3: this up.

754
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

755
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,279
Speaker 4: Jarry, Oh, Jarry, Jarry came up and you think they

756
00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 4: got slaves with special needs. He's like if old man,

757
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 4: He's like, He's like, I feel bad, but I wouldn't

758
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 4: take them with me on the underground railroad if I

759
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 4: was running away.

760
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 2: He's a player.

761
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: I want.

762
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 2: I want to take you, but I don't have time

763
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:08,919
Speaker 2: for you to touch every leave.

764
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 3: Bro.

765
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: You trying to get out of here when you call

766
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: and told me that. I was hollering, laughing, Bro Jeff.

767
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,120
Speaker 4: Right after, like literally right after Jarry said that joke,

768
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 4: I ran to the green room and called Ken.

769
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 1: I was like, Bro, I thought he was calling me

770
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 1: because something was wrong.

771
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 2: I was like, whould have messed.

772
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: Up my campus? Tam? He called to tell me the joke?

773
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm over them. Yeah, Yeah, that's funny. That's funny. Oh, Jeff,

774
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: have you had to call the knas me and those

775
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: copies before?

776
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 5: No?

777
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 3: I haven't never had you, Old Dad. I'm due, I'm due.

778
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 3: I have I have two. I have two colo guard

779
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 3: boxes in my house that gathering dust.

780
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 2: Uh.

781
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 3: That's where the joke comes from.

782
00:36:57,680 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: Yo.

783
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 4: I just had a little cleaner shrimp up there every

784
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,520
Speaker 4: now and then take care of like a coral wreath.

785
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,440
Speaker 3: Those little sea monkeys.

786
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 1: I put them little fish in there that clean.

787
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I put two snails in the cleaner,

788
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 4: shrimp in a in a in a balloon, swallow it.

789
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 2: The ballue pops. They clean their way out.

790
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: Hey, what's that?

791
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 2: Well?

792
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: When people put their feet and the fish and the.

793
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 4: Fish, I spread that thing open.

794
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 2: I go to this, I go to the Kaiva springs.

795
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 4: I just spread that thing open. Let them detail detail

796
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:34,360
Speaker 4: the foyer.

797
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:36,919
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's what I said. I put some dome

798
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,279
Speaker 1: power wash up in there. Let it a little bit,

799
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,800
Speaker 1: let it soak for three minutes.

800
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 2: If you boil off a dunk, did you make?

801
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, bro. All I do.

802
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 2: All I do when I want to clean it out

803
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:53,759
Speaker 2: is I go. I go to UH.

804
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 4: I go to seven eleven and I buy the hot

805
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,760
Speaker 4: dog that looks like it look like a mummy's finger.

806
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 2: I eat the Mummy.

807
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 4: Figer hot dog, and I'm like, whoa, get ready everything

808
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 4: coming out?

809
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 2: Broh man.

810
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: But I tell you this, man, because you know this

811
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: is my clean eat and no drinking. But I'm gonna

812
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 1: tell you, bro, the fiber look at it.

813
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:17,839
Speaker 5: Man.

814
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,479
Speaker 1: I was to tell them a gil before the show

815
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: came on TNT.

816
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:20,719
Speaker 2: Bro.

817
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: My man, all Bro, I got the regular I'm telling

818
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: my really good regular side of dukeie bro.

819
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 2: Kind of put in your pocket for later.

820
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 1: It's wow, bro, because you know after you drink that whiskey,

821
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: you drink alcohol.

822
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 2: It's like, see, I.

823
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 3: Ain't got that I got I got to kryptonite. I

824
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 3: got two forms of kryptonite. One is uh, one is god.

825
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 3: I can't even it's fresh made ramen. You know when

826
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,080
Speaker 3: they go, well you want the fresh ramen or the

827
00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 3: regular ramen. No, I don't know what it is about

828
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:54,480
Speaker 3: that freshly made ramen, but that evacuates my body at

829
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 3: like it's I got a twenty minute countdown. I'm like

830
00:38:56,920 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 3: I at jalapeno, just the weird two things. Everything else

831
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,319
Speaker 3: I'm fine with. But you sneak some halopeno in on me.

832
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 3: I suddenly give you that look like, oh, like you know,

833
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 3: Scooby doot.

834
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 4: Sometimes my dudees are bad. I'm like, did I miscarry?

835
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,320
Speaker 4: Like I'm pregnant.

836
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: But I'm telling you, bro, hey man, and I be

837
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: real with you. Ben, don't tyry. I know, don't feel

838
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: no different. I'm still tired as hell. I don't feel

839
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: no different.

840
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 2: Bro.

841
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: Well, I will go ahead.

842
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,120
Speaker 4: It wasn't the butt. They always trying to come with

843
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 4: the way. Well, let's check your booty home. That's not

844
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 4: why I'm tired.

845
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all need to do something else. I

846
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: don't know. I got all you could have win in

847
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: my nose, my ear, they went right in the butt,

848
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: shut lungs, check my ar.

849
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 3: They got MRIs that break out every vein in your heart,

850
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,760
Speaker 3: I mean the tiniest thing. And they still shooting stuff

851
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 3: up your booty. I know they can see it. You know,

852
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 3: the doctors are going, they're still buying this. We just

853
00:39:57,680 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 3: do this because it's funny for us. I bet that's

854
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 3: you know, cause you got you got just.

855
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,400
Speaker 2: Trying to get by, and they're like, hey, play some

856
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: work work.

857
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 4: Hey take here, take the iPhone six and go look

858
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 4: inside of him.

859
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 1: Right have you seen the video? Is this new driving

860
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: down the street and he's like, I wonder what that

861
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:19,960
Speaker 1: doctor that worked that MAPS is doing right now? They

862
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,879
Speaker 1: looked at my booty hole in nineteen.

863
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 4: Ninety five, the Asian doctor Yo yo yo son.

864
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: They really was all Asian. Every doctor I had in

865
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,040
Speaker 1: the military was a small Asian. Yes.

866
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 3: The we're saying is when you told me you were

867
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 3: getting this done. I was at the movie theater and

868
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:41,440
Speaker 3: I saw that commercial with the Pixar which it's a

869
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 3: pixel camera and the Apple camera walking down the street,

870
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 3: and I was thinking, that's exactly how what they did

871
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 3: to you. You know, hey Apple a iPhone? Is everything

872
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,280
Speaker 3: good with you?

873
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 2: Walking through my doctor? He old school. He just blew

874
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 2: in it to hear the sound at me.

875
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:58,879
Speaker 1: Wait a sec.

876
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 3: Oh cross, buns cross?

877
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 2: I said, you playing recorder in it? He said yeah.

878
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 4: If there's different polyps and soundle bounced differently.

879
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 2: Hey man, he went into a Keeves.

880
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: With it sounds like on the boat, like a boat.

881
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:30,399
Speaker 1: Oh man, fuzz show fuss show man. We got girl

882
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: ready to get up out of here. Once again, shout

883
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: out to our boy, mister James. James is out on

884
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 1: the cruise ship. So go to his Facebook page. Check

885
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: it out and you'll see James our cruising man. Miguel.

886
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 2: Where you at this weekend?

887
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:42,919
Speaker 1: Brother?

888
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 4: This weekend January ninth, I got two shows at the

889
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:53,280
Speaker 4: Hollywood Improv in Hollywood, California with David Jolly and Jake Rica,

890
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 4: who my brother. And then on the twenty first, I

891
00:41:56,520 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 4: will be headlining Chrissy B's show at Craves over there

892
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 4: and Flagler and on the twenty second, I'm doing jazz

893
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 4: and jokes for Brodie Love for a discounted price.

894
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that later.

895
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 4: Jazz and Jokes downtown Orlando.

896
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: So that's what I got going on this month.

897
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 1: Cool? Cool, Mr Kauffman, what you got going on?

898
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 5: Brother?

899
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 3: I just got my under Oath show on Saturday, looking

900
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 3: to like to bring it back down a little bit

901
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,359
Speaker 3: because I've been flying too high in the last couple

902
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:23,720
Speaker 3: of weeks.

903
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: Nice, Nice, Hey. This Thursday, I just picked up a gig.

904
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,520
Speaker 1: I'll be at the Orlando Funny Barb with David knee Hill.

905
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: If you don't know, David Hill is very very funny comedian.

906
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 1: I am at Jazz and Jokes January to fifteen, so

907
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: make sure you check me out. I'll give you discounted

908
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: tickets too. And me and my dog on the twenty first,

909
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 1: gonna be at Craves.

910
00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 2: Hey, that's what start.

911
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: We're gonna be at Craves together on the twenty first, man,

912
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,560
Speaker 1: So make sure you check us out. But we got

913
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,279
Speaker 1: to get ready to get up out of here. Fun

914
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 1: shows to night, guys. Thank y'all so much. We hope

915
00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 1: you had a very very Merry Christmas, in a happy

916
00:42:57,280 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: New Year. New shows the rest of this week mass

917
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: make thank you tune then. I'm Kim Miller. That is

918
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 1: Miguel Cologne Jr. That is Jeff the Batman Coughlin from

919
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: the Law Office of Coupling in Land and the under

920
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: Old Pie Cast. Jeff, do me a favor and tell

921
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: these dorks what to do.

922
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 3: Take your eyes to Bett and give me my tomahawk

923
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:15,479
Speaker 3: from Crave.

924
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 1: Good Night,