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Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by

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Speaker 1: Fair and Faarah, Tampa Accident Attorneys. I'm curious anyone ever

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Speaker 1: ruined the romance. I did something for Alyssa's birthday. My

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Speaker 1: beautiful fiance celebrated her birthday two weeks ago, and I

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Speaker 1: did something for her, and it did not go the

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Speaker 1: way I thought it would. We kind of discussed it

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Speaker 1: a little bit. I had some screw ups with her birthday,

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Speaker 1: which I felt really bad about. I just been a

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Speaker 1: little bit too focused on work lately. I'm working on

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Speaker 1: that balance. So Alissa, I wanted to make it up

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Speaker 1: for her. I went and I got a card, and

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Speaker 1: I drew a coupon on the card. We have annual

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Speaker 1: passes to Disney, and I wrote on the coupon, I said,

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Speaker 1: this is redeemable for a one night stay at your

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Speaker 1: hotel of a choice or hotel a choice or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and the whole entire weekend will be on me. Love you,

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday. Pretty good gift, I think so. So I

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Speaker 1: give it to her and we were good by then.

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Speaker 1: Everything was good. Uh, And she got this big bouquet

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Speaker 1: of flowers and she was super excited about it, and

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Speaker 1: we were gonna watch her one of her favorite movies

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Speaker 1: and we're eat one of her favorite meals, like everything

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Speaker 1: was good. And then I'm giving her this coupon and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, she's gonna love this, like I

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Speaker 1: might win Fiance of the Year. And she opens it

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Speaker 1: up and I'm you know, in the back of my

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Speaker 1: I have a dumb guy, So I'm thinking, like, maybe

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Speaker 1: we'll make sweet love tonight. Like who knows. She hepens up,

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Speaker 1: starts laughing, like that's not the reaction I wanted. Right,

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Speaker 1: She couldn't get past the coupon part. Uh see U

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Speaker 1: p o n coupon?

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Speaker 2: Oh way I spelt it.

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Speaker 1: It took her about thirty minutes to get past the

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Speaker 1: coupon part to read the actual gift. She was so

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Speaker 1: focused on the capon eight ninety three ninety three. When

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Speaker 1: did you try to get a little romantic and maybe

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Speaker 1: it failed? What did you do? I mean? Another one

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Speaker 1: is I'll take her to dinner, and the whole entire

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Speaker 1: thing is like we're gonna, you know, we're gonna have

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Speaker 1: a nice dinner and then we'll go back. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: a guy, so to me, the end goals always Let's

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Speaker 1: make sweet love and laying better. Let's cuddle, yes, and uh,

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Speaker 1: whenever we go out to dinner, I'll overeat and then

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Speaker 1: we'll get home and I'm like, my tummy hurt, so

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Speaker 1: i gotta go to bed, Babe, we'll talk tomorrow. I'm

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Speaker 1: not that good at keeping the romance alive. I got

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Speaker 1: like a good fifteen minutes in me, and then I'll

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Speaker 1: do something stupid on accident.

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Speaker 2: The coupon Ashley is the queen of romance. Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: don't have anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't fail. Man always.

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Speaker 2: Shes the best love of girl ever.

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Speaker 1: I'm you're right unless you're texting the one, which.

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Speaker 2: That's how you.

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Speaker 1: In there.

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Speaker 2: That's how you're right.

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Speaker 1: Ladies, anyone got a guy like that though? Where you

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Speaker 1: know he he's trying like I'm not, And I know

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Speaker 1: Alyssa loves me, We're getting married and all of that,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not messing up in a detrimental, like disrespectful way.

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Speaker 1: It always ends with a laugh and then she's like,

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Speaker 1: you're you. It's not me doing anything ignorantly dumb. I

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Speaker 1: just don't know how to spell coupon. Or I might

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Speaker 1: have had two servings of pasta and now my tummy

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Speaker 1: Hurts four ninety three, ninety three. You could text in

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Speaker 1: at nine seven seven to zero. See, Shan's really great.

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Speaker 1: I am the problem because I get tired. I'm just

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Speaker 1: like as.

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Speaker 2: Soon as I'm like, oh, you like, rub my legs,

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Speaker 2: and then all of a sudden, I'm laughing.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sorry, just a sleepy, sleepy girl. Another

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Speaker 1: one when you say rub your legs, that makes me

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Speaker 1: think of late. I have really bad back pain lately,

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Speaker 1: and it's like all coming from my butt.

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Speaker 2: I have a tight butt.

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Speaker 1: Like so I'll give her a back massage and I

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Speaker 1: get pretty good massage, She'll tell you, and then she'll

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Speaker 1: turn around and be like, do you want to massage?

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Speaker 1: What do you know what that means?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And lightly I'll go, I do, and then I roll

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Speaker 1: completely over and I go my ass in the romance,

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Speaker 1: can you rub my by the way I'm rubbing my

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Speaker 1: butt right now, it kind of feels that's crazy. Better now.

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Speaker 2: Rub it out.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if don't clip that. I wonder if like

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Speaker 1: Jed with his ex, like ever you know, is trying

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Speaker 1: to make sweet love and then put on billy strings

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Speaker 1: or something. I used to listen to the ice Cube

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Speaker 1: it was a good day. Today was a good day.

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Speaker 2: And that's got to be a buzz kill. Hey, that's

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Speaker 2: got to be a buzz give.

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Speaker 1: He's in the studio taking a bunch of calls right now.

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Speaker 1: But real quick, Jed, do you ever feel like you

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Speaker 1: ruined the romance? And one more time, not in a

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about I yelled at her

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Speaker 1: or something like that. I want to hear that one

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Speaker 1: time she got a little too talkative to you and

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Speaker 1: you reminded her who the man in the house was.

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Speaker 1: I'm more so talking about you spelled coupon wrong.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll say this, Joe. There's been things that I

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Speaker 2: do put on the television that I think are like

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Speaker 2: kind of a turn off. For example, we watched within

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Speaker 2: the first couple of weeks I was dating my previous girlfriend,

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Speaker 2: I put on like a major Epstein and then because

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Speaker 2: she loved conspiracies, Katie and I thought that was like

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Speaker 2: a way to her heart and it was not romantic.

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Speaker 2: She's like, ew, I'm getting freaked out by this, so

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Speaker 2: we immediately changed it. Then my move from that was

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Speaker 2: Billy Strings Live show stream from like in August, and

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Speaker 2: then she's like, what what is this cowboy music? Why

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Speaker 2: are we listening to this? So it's either it's just me,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: You know with me, huh. Law and Order, she'll always

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Speaker 1: be like, don't try anything with me when I'm watching

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Speaker 1: Law and Order.

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Speaker 2: Because like, what's going on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's too interesting. We just saw the victim, and

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Speaker 1: now you want to get the massage, Like, well, uh,

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Speaker 1: when she write, fair enough, when she writes eight hundred

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Speaker 1: four oh nine ninety three ninety three, that is eight

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Speaker 1: hundred and four oh nine ninety three ninety three. This

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