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Speaker 3: Sorry, did you well, you didn't hear this? Did you
Speaker 3: hear about this?
Speaker 4: Did a nerth quake just come through our whole house? Shook?
Speaker 2: And we thought that something hit like the roof of
Speaker 2: the grocery store. It was just a really loud bang.
Speaker 1: And I just hear a giant thud, and then it
Speaker 1: persisted for like ten seconds, and I'm just sitting there like,
Speaker 1: does this the end? Times it sound like a bowling
Speaker 1: ball dropped on the floor above me.
Speaker 2: It was pretty loud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was a meteor exploding above northeast Ohio.
Speaker 2: Can you play sound might again?
Speaker 4: Did a nerth quake just come through our whole house? Shook?
Speaker 3: Yob, Yes, our whole house shook.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that made me laugh.
Speaker 1: Both times it sounds like he or she is acting.
Speaker 1: I can't even tell which gender it is.
Speaker 3: I thought she said, gosh, does she say yes?
Speaker 2: Do it again?
Speaker 4: Did an earthquake just come through our whole house? Shook?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yes.
Speaker 3: Anyway, it was a meteor and exploded way up in
Speaker 3: the air. And here's an explanation from a smart guy.
Speaker 6: What you're really seeing is not an explosion. That's you know,
Speaker 6: up in the clouds. It's miles higher than that. We're
Speaker 6: talking ten miles high or more so, way above where
Speaker 6: air planes fly, right at the top of the atmosphere,
Speaker 6: so it's visible from a very long distance. The sonic
Speaker 6: boom will just keep.
Speaker 2: Going until it loses energy.
Speaker 6: So this is something that hit the atmosphere going, you know,
Speaker 6: fifty times the speed of sound broke up, caused that
Speaker 6: fireball and that boom when it broke up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was thinking after I heard about this and
Speaker 3: saw the footage and all that stuff, Obviously NASA and
Speaker 3: stuff knew this was going to happen, but they didn't
Speaker 3: tell us, right, And I guess, right, don't you expect
Speaker 3: they knew this thing was coming close to the earth.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's pretty big. It's not enormous, but it's
Speaker 3: big enough for it to create a sonic boom in
Speaker 3: our atmosphere. I wonder like, if when the end of
Speaker 3: times does come, y'all that you're excited that they won't
Speaker 3: tell us and that's probably better.
Speaker 1: That's a uh, that's a good question. What's like that movie?
Speaker 1: What was it called Don't Look Up?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, right with Leo. Yeah, never saw it. But
Speaker 1: it's all right, isn't the whole point of it? Like
Speaker 1: they're screaming on TV like no, like the world's gonna end,
Speaker 1: like we're all toast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but nobody believes them. That's a gi justt of it.
Speaker 3: That sounds right to me. That that rings a bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't sound like they knew about this one, no kidding,
Speaker 1: how would they not know? But the telescopes no more. Yeah, science,
Speaker 1: this one wasn't big enough to care about. And well,
Speaker 1: so the problem is, obviously, meteors hit the Earth every.
Speaker 2: Day, and most of them we don't know.
Speaker 1: Most of them are not even close to big enough
Speaker 1: to do this, I think, And like they know the
Speaker 1: asteroids and stuff like that, but meteors are a little
Speaker 1: tougher to track. Plus they're going as fast as they
Speaker 1: are going.
Speaker 3: And so okay, I guess I mean that makes sense.
Speaker 3: I'm sure, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I hope that the bigger asteroids and stuff that they
Speaker 1: know about it, and then they can give us a
Speaker 1: heads up and Bruce Willis can go save our asses.
Speaker 2: But do you think they would tell us if it
Speaker 2: was over? That's a would you want to know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Great question? I think it would leak out well in
Speaker 1: today's day and age.
Speaker 2: It would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Adam Schefter would probably have it. Yeah, it would be.
Speaker 1: We will find out about the end of times via
Speaker 1: at Adam Schefter on yeah or Pelasero. He's kind of
Speaker 1: connect did hello, Sarah's playing initials on Friday?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, hell yeah.
Speaker 1: He'll be here two days from almost exactly right now.
Speaker 3: We'll look at there.
Speaker 2: He's the best.
Speaker 3: All right, Relax, he is.
Speaker 2: He's very good at what he does.
Speaker 1: Okay, calm down, come on, shut off. He's not bringing
Speaker 1: you to the draft. No, I could get my own point.
Speaker 1: Why don't you I'd rather watch it on TV?
Speaker 3: Yes, yell.
Speaker 2: An opportunity to go last year, and I said no,
Speaker 2: you should be financially irresponsible and.
Speaker 1: Wait time out, time out by not going to the draft,
Speaker 1: I am being financially responsible.
Speaker 2: No, financially, I want you to be more financially. I
Speaker 2: want you. I want to live vicariously through you, and
Speaker 2: you did once. I've spent way too much money in
Speaker 2: a pair of shoes. That's a good point. That was fun.
Speaker 2: You were hammered, I was loaded. I brought a glass.
Speaker 3: You got away from a restaurant you did.
Speaker 2: I'm so confused.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell's going on.
Speaker 1: Hit me in the face, supper mil baby. Yeah, got
Speaker 1: myself a scorpion a big.
Speaker 3: Gas glass, you know, did you rock like a hurricane?
Speaker 2: I did? And then he left with it, and then
Speaker 2: I didn't think of my head.
Speaker 1: I got the uber and I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: probably should have stayed at the table.
Speaker 2: And somebody didn't. So it was in the news.
Speaker 1: Didn't somebody just get the bitten by a scorpion in Vegas?
Speaker 1: Like within the last week. They're scorpion but Vegas? Haass?
Speaker 2: I thought. I just saw that on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Silver Seven's Hotel in Las Vegas, months after a similar incident.
Speaker 2: So where the hell is Silver Seven's?
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know that. I've not heard of
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 1: It's in uh Paradise, It's which is the strip? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it is east of It's on Flamingo Road. Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: So Flamingo Road where like between the Cromwell and the Horseshoe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just keep going east. It's a it's a it's
Speaker 1: it's it's the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know where is y Yes, across the street
Speaker 2: from there?
Speaker 1: Okay, by the way, is the Cromwell now officially vander Pump.
Speaker 2: It's going to be. I don't think it's there.
Speaker 1: They're taking reservations now at as the but they haven't
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Speaker 1: Pump you would?
Speaker 3: Well, sure, but isn't that a person?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, she's great. You like her? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: But you like her still?
Speaker 1: But I like her? Yeah, she's great hat show. She's
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Speaker 2: I mean, for a frog? You should google her. He's
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Speaker 1: what are they doing remodeling the thing that happened after
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, vander Pump wins scorched earth.
Speaker 1: Jeez, I listened too many audiobooks, sauce, yes, sir, please don't.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, explain the concept of scorched earth?
Speaker 2: Oh, thank god? Isn't scorched earth?
Speaker 1: Like the concept of it would be as you're so
Speaker 1: mad that you're gonna go like you're so pissed, like
Speaker 1: you're going to like everything around. That's the modern usage,
Speaker 1: I mean, like the historic phrase or the historic concept
Speaker 1: scorched earth. I don't know, assume like a mom, isn't
Speaker 1: that scorched earth? You're gonna bomb everybody. I was looking
Speaker 1: at your report card for history. It says ends, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: needs improvement. I need improvement on a lot of things
Speaker 1: in my life. Corlis, I think you're doing great. You're
Speaker 1: a medical marvel like Ross Keller. I appreciate that. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that means, but you're a medical marvel. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you. What is the scorch earth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What is it? You're a history buff? Right?
Speaker 1: What do you think it means? What's your best guess?
Speaker 1: From like a war perspective?
Speaker 2: No? Is it a guns of blazons?
Speaker 3: Kind of? I mean talk about it kind of? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean kind of.
Speaker 2: Just set everything on fire.
Speaker 3: You just say, we're gonna kill everybody.
Speaker 1: And we're gonna leave essentially nothing. We're gonna literally set
Speaker 1: the world on fire so you don't have anything left.
Speaker 3: We are going to salt the earth, so not only
Speaker 3: ever're gonna kill all of you, nobody will ever be
Speaker 3: able to grow anything here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna We're literally gonna scorch the earth with
Speaker 1: We're gonna burn everything so there's nothing to have when
Speaker 1: the assault of the earth comes from no, no, that
Speaker 1: comes from kindness. I wish you guys would just decompose
Speaker 1: and become the salt of the earth.
Speaker 2: What oh Rosie? All right, any more.
Speaker 3: News, but it's seven breaking.
Speaker 2: Come back to Sauce.
Speaker 1: You'll do sports when we come back. There's a ton
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Speaker 2: That's what we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, time for Fan five and all the Times. Is
Speaker 3: it possible that Anthony Edwards, you're familiar, they call him
Speaker 3: man plays basketball?
Speaker 1: YEP.
Speaker 3: I mean I think we know that he's a big deal,
Speaker 3: and I keep hearing that he's the next Michael Jordan,
Speaker 3: the next face of the of the league. Is it
Speaker 3: possible that being in Minnesota on the Minnesota Timberwolves is
Speaker 3: holding him back?
Speaker 2: No? No, because he's holding himself back.
Speaker 3: Okay, interesting, that's my name, Okay, So what is holding
Speaker 3: him back? And the reason I asked that question is
Speaker 3: I just watched a promo for the Obama Foundation that
Speaker 3: is nothing but President Obama and Anthony Edwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one on one bit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then he ends it by going like this,
Speaker 7: we are going to be opening the Obama Presidential Center
Speaker 7: this summer to all visitors, even Anthony Edwards.
Speaker 3: So President Obama singles out one person in his bit
Speaker 3: to have a rivalry with, and it's Anthony Edwards.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: I don't get the feeling that Anthony Edwards is Michael Jordan,
Speaker 3: or is Kobe Bryant even And what you just said
Speaker 3: is that the answer does he not want to be
Speaker 3: the face of the NBA or is something holding is
Speaker 3: the fact that he hasn't won a championship yet, what
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 2: I mean, that doesn't help. That doesn't help. I think Ant.
Speaker 1: Is the face of regular season Timberwolves basketball. Well said
Speaker 1: he might be the reason why we're awesome and frustrating
Speaker 1: at the same time, because I truly believe when we
Speaker 1: get to the postseason and it's going to flip the switch.
Speaker 1: We've seen it now two years in a row. When
Speaker 1: that flip is switched. He's drawn comparisons to Jordan's. Even
Speaker 1: if it's ridiculous, you could still say that's that two
Speaker 1: years ago we had that conversation like is he the
Speaker 1: next Michael Jordan's because.
Speaker 2: Had that conversation right, because he moves like Jordan.
Speaker 1: There were some shots from the postseason two years ago
Speaker 1: that looked like it was like he's just got the
Speaker 1: same vibe, and then last year that wasn't quite the case.
Speaker 1: But still I think playoff Ant is a world class
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame player. Regular season Ant doesn't like defense,
Speaker 1: so or he gets up depending on what team they're playing. Yes,
Speaker 1: if they're playing the Magic on a Tuesday, he has known.
Speaker 2: And he might mail it in.
Speaker 3: Back to my original question, you don't think that I mean,
Speaker 3: would he be a global superstar if he were on
Speaker 3: the Lakers?
Speaker 2: Well, yes, but I think he is. Oh, he definitely superstar.
Speaker 3: Definitely, Sorry, would he be? I don't know. Maybe I'm
Speaker 3: doing it, maybe I'm wrong, maybe my perception is wrong.
Speaker 3: I just don't think he is what everybody thinks he
Speaker 3: should be. No, that's not I'm not trying. I'm not
Speaker 3: trying to take a shot at him. And maybe I
Speaker 3: should be taking a shot at him. I just the
Speaker 3: the the possibilities seem to be much much bigger than
Speaker 3: the reality for him. Am I wrong about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, because again, now you could argue,
Speaker 1: like the biggest players in the world Wemby's in San Antonio, right,
Speaker 1: the Jokers in Denver, Gas and SGA's and OKC right,
Speaker 1: the Greek freaks in Milwaukee. So sure, Lebron and Luca
Speaker 1: are in LA.
Speaker 3: At those people you just mentioned are Lebron.
Speaker 2: No, But but if you if you said who are the.
Speaker 1: Five best players in the NBA, it's basically the guys
Speaker 1: I just named, and mostly they're in the Midwest. Yep so,
Speaker 1: and and even though Rosie, like six months ago, City
Speaker 1: wouldn't trade for him. The face of the NBA for
Speaker 1: the next ten to fifteen years is Wemby. So Ant
Speaker 1: is a Hall of Fame player. Let's hope he finds
Speaker 1: a way to thread the needle and find a title
Speaker 1: for the Wolves at some point. But I don't think
Speaker 1: the Wolves are holding him back. I think the only
Speaker 1: person when you're that good, when you're as good as
Speaker 1: Aunt is, the only person that I think can truly motivate.
Speaker 2: You more is yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, you got to want it more than you
Speaker 1: wanted it the previous year. And not to go too
Speaker 1: hardcore basketball on it, but I think after this season
Speaker 1: they're going to kind of break up this band and
Speaker 1: try a different version.
Speaker 2: Of it centered around an centered around.
Speaker 1: Ant with somebody like another guard that can score they
Speaker 1: need because they don't the point guard is such a disaster.
Speaker 1: When they get into these games against these teams like
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, they and they just basically triple team Ant.
Speaker 1: You don't know what you got in Julius. Every night,
Speaker 1: Rudy is a liability unless you throw the ball above
Speaker 1: his head, and sometimes he's a liability. But that Jayden
Speaker 1: is more of you know, Jaden's Jaden. But and they don't.
Speaker 1: The point guard situation is a disaster if they if
Speaker 1: they had traded or gotten somebody like a Yannis who
Speaker 1: was healthy, they would be a force. I think of
Speaker 1: what I just said, right, let's go back to those teams.
Speaker 1: I just listen outside of the Greek freak in Milwaukee,
Speaker 1: and their season is whatever Wemby in the West, Joker West,
Speaker 1: SGA in the West, Luca because Lebron's on the brink
Speaker 1: of retirement West. The best thing that could possibly happen
Speaker 1: to Ant is not getting traded to a different team,
Speaker 1: is just having.
Speaker 2: The NBA move the Wolves to the East.
Speaker 1: And they would probably always they would always be a
Speaker 1: favorite to be the number one seed if they were
Speaker 1: in the East.
Speaker 2: I mean there's Boston, yeah, but still but still though yeah, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Boston with a healthy Brown and Tatum is always
Speaker 1: going to be a handful.
Speaker 2: And the this is serious NBA talk.
Speaker 1: The President Obama thing goes back to win the I
Speaker 1: think it was the Olympic team and he was talking
Speaker 1: to somebody, an Ant walked up and they he Obama
Speaker 1: made some joke about how this kid thinks he's the truth,
Speaker 1: and he's like, look me up. I am was that
Speaker 1: Anthony Edwards is himself around everybody, it doesn't matter who
Speaker 1: it is, and he was just he's very kind. I
Speaker 1: still think if you if you wipe the rosters cleaned
Speaker 1: and had a draft, it's one hundred percent unanimous. Wemby's
Speaker 1: the first pick. Yeah right, Sga is probably second with
Speaker 1: age holds the Joker? Now is he pushing thirty? I
Speaker 1: held Joker?
Speaker 2: Yeah? How old is he?
Speaker 3: Seventy? Joki is seventy seven and is played quickly?
Speaker 2: Yeah, olds the Joker? I'll say, what going on with
Speaker 2: John saph.
Speaker 1: I?
Speaker 2: Remember you tell me you're the truth? Yeah, there's fandamn true.
Speaker 3: Well I'll see right now, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Joker just turned thirty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you could argue, even though you could argue
Speaker 1: jokers better, would you rather have Joker at thirty one
Speaker 1: or Ant at what twenty four?
Speaker 2: I'd rather have Ant? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is he motivated?
Speaker 1: Like we said, if they played the Lakers and the
Speaker 1: Spurs every night, he'd score forty points. But they when
Speaker 1: they run into these teams, when they play like tonight,
Speaker 1: if he was playing and they played the Utah Jazz,
Speaker 1: they're ball. It's the motivation factor. None of them are
Speaker 1: they just don't. They don't get up for these games
Speaker 1: against bad teams, but a Sunday Mattine game against Denver
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, they get up for that. And that's why,
Speaker 1: as Corey said, he's lights out in the playoffs. He's
Speaker 1: highly motivated in the playoffs. It's most likely the only
Speaker 1: NBA game on and he brings it every time he
Speaker 1: carried them to the Western Conference Finals two years in
Speaker 1: a row.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, let's this is.
Speaker 1: This was off air yesterday, but let's bring it up
Speaker 1: on airon see if the four of us want to
Speaker 1: get in on this. We talked basketball, No, yeah, but
Speaker 1: we talked about this concept.
Speaker 2: Chris.
Speaker 1: I was watching Jeopardy last week and there was a
Speaker 1: guy on Jeopardy that has a lifelong bet with his friends,
Speaker 1: and I think is kind of interesting that maybe the
Speaker 1: power to a warning Joe could adopt. Okay, and let's
Speaker 1: take out Vikings, Wild, Twins, and Wolves because we would
Speaker 1: all want to see them win titles.
Speaker 2: Correct, well, not all of them. You wouldn't want to
Speaker 2: see the Twins win. I didn't say that, you did.
Speaker 2: What team would you not want to see winning? That group?
Speaker 2: All of them? Just checking.
Speaker 1: So you know, how when Ken Jennings or Alex Trebek
Speaker 1: back in the day has the little round where they
Speaker 1: each they ask the contestants to tell a cute little
Speaker 1: thirty second story, and it's like, get back to the game,
Speaker 1: let's go, yeah, come on, And most of the time
Speaker 1: it's like it's just nerd story after your herds, But
Speaker 1: once in a while, I'm like, hey, that was interesting.
Speaker 1: So this guy's story was he had a draft with
Speaker 1: his buddies and they all had to pick I think
Speaker 1: it was one team in every sport that was never
Speaker 1: going to win a title, and then if that team wins,
Speaker 1: you have to pay all of your friends every time
Speaker 1: that team wins.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 1: His joke was he picked the Houston Astros when they
Speaker 1: were absolute ass and now of course they what have
Speaker 1: they won two titles or two or three to at least,
Speaker 1: So essentially you're picking teams and then anti sweating them
Speaker 1: for the rest of your lives. So we could do
Speaker 1: it where it's until the power trip ends and whatever,
Speaker 1: fifteen years, twenty years or two years.
Speaker 2: If we say the wrong word, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But the joke would be, so we would each pick
Speaker 1: one team from every League, and so like, let's say
Speaker 1: I take the Washington Wizards, who were just historically awful,
Speaker 1: and it looks like they're never going to win everything anything.
Speaker 1: But then five years from now they hit this monster
Speaker 1: number one pick and two years later they're in the
Speaker 1: NBA Finals and we're sweating that. I have to pay
Speaker 1: you each if they win the title, so you anti
Speaker 1: sweat them for the rest of your life. I think
Speaker 1: that's kind of fun. If you guys are interested, I'm
Speaker 1: totally in. So I mean we would each draft one
Speaker 1: NFL team, one NBA team, one Major League Baseball team,
Speaker 1: and one hockey team and just anti sweat them every year.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I'll do it. I think it's fun. Let's go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, who in football would you just be?
Speaker 1: Like, man, they just don't I mean Cleveland, Cleveland would
Speaker 1: be in the mix, Arizona would be in the mix.
Speaker 2: The Jets, Titans, if you Jets Titans.
Speaker 1: I would do Buffalo, just because I feel like they're cursed,
Speaker 1: like if you got like, if you don't get odds,
Speaker 1: you have to sweat them. So I would never want
Speaker 1: the Bills because Josh Allen's good enough to get it.
Speaker 1: But there's those off the top of there's four or
Speaker 1: five teams already. That's like, I don't think in the
Speaker 1: next twenty years they're going to do it, but maybe
Speaker 1: they do. NBA, you'd have like the Wizards, you'd have
Speaker 1: like the Hornets, even though they're playing well, uh yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe the Magic even even with a Paula ben Carro.
Speaker 1: It's like, are they going to win the title?
Speaker 2: Though? No, exactly.
Speaker 1: The Pelicans, it was the number one overall pick the
Speaker 1: toughest Pelicans are in the mix, which would be hockey.
Speaker 1: They're very tough because I think it's Apollo. The Anaheim
Speaker 1: Ducks were supposed to be terrible again and now they're
Speaker 1: leading the Pacific Division. So instead of like our parish
Speaker 1: versus the non parish teams where every year I just
Speaker 1: would anti sweat those eight, it would be on a
Speaker 1: yearly basis, you're just anti sweating your own four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm in. That might be fun.
Speaker 1: He's not texted me, but I will speak for Tommy.
Speaker 1: He's in as well. Can we pick the Gophers? So
Speaker 1: but now we have to talk how many people do
Speaker 1: we want in the bet? Because the more you have,
Speaker 1: by definition, the more likely is that one of them
Speaker 1: wins every year. Yeah, because even if you take the
Speaker 1: bottom seven, once in a while somebody from the bottom
Speaker 1: pops up and does it. Yeah, not super tough. Like
Speaker 1: this guy said he took the Astros when it looked
Speaker 1: like they had no chance.
Speaker 2: Obviously they didn't win.
Speaker 1: But that's what kind of happened with the Patriots right where.
Speaker 1: And they didn't have enough jerseys in the NFC or
Speaker 1: THEFC champion and Chip because they was a fanatics didn't
Speaker 1: have enough jerseys ready because they didn't think they're going
Speaker 1: to win.
Speaker 2: So this is fun. I like this, let's payout year
Speaker 2: after the year. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like think if you pick the Spurs and then they
Speaker 1: win the lottery and get Wemby and you're like, man,
Speaker 1: I might be screwed for the next twenty years.
Speaker 2: I might pay out a ton.
Speaker 1: Every NBA Draft lottery would be theoretically an edge of
Speaker 1: your seat.
Speaker 2: You'd be like, please, Sauce has the Wizards. You know
Speaker 2: we need hit.
Speaker 1: You could you could really truly anti sweat other people's success.
Speaker 3: Is there an angle where we can do this specifically
Speaker 3: for Minnesota teams?
Speaker 2: I mean you could include them, No.
Speaker 3: I mean only Minnesota teams.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So if it were just the four of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like we each had to pick one team that
Speaker 3: will never win a title from the Twins.
Speaker 2: I mean, the first pick is the Twins.
Speaker 1: That's the problem, I think is that it's just the
Speaker 1: way we would do it. If you do it all
Speaker 1: four sports, yeah, you could make it pretty fair. If
Speaker 1: the four of us, whoever gets the Vikings, even though
Speaker 1: they've never won it, I would say, is such a
Speaker 1: favorite over the Twins. The Wild is a giant favorite
Speaker 1: over the Twins. The Wolves right now, massive favorite over
Speaker 1: the Twins. It just wouldn't be balanced. The Yeah, a
Speaker 1: little league team is a massive favorite. If you could
Speaker 1: only have one of the four though, for the rest
Speaker 1: of the time, I would take.
Speaker 2: The Wild first.
Speaker 1: Maybe no, especially if they had Austin Matthews to win
Speaker 1: one to win one, oh yeah, yeah, you'd probably take
Speaker 1: the Wild because in the NFL you have to have
Speaker 1: a quarterback. In the NBA you have to have a star,
Speaker 1: and we do. But with the with hockey's randomness, I
Speaker 1: love the Wild though, but I think that I mean
Speaker 1: the Wolves back to back Western Conference finals.
Speaker 2: I'm talking forever though not right now. Right now.
Speaker 1: The window is the Wilds for sure. Yeah, even slightly
Speaker 1: ahead of the Wolves as long as the Wild but
Speaker 1: as long as you have Aunt, you have a shot
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: Right now, the Twins, I know, going to you go through.
Speaker 1: Dallas and Colorado, which they absolutely can.
Speaker 2: I agree. It's a weird way to trail.
Speaker 1: That's a hell of a start to a playoff run
Speaker 1: where the Wolves have the traditional route easier than they
Speaker 1: got to get through Wemby and an SGA and Denver.
Speaker 1: I would say right now, likelihood of a title in
Speaker 1: the Twin Cities for the foreseeable future. It goes wild
Speaker 1: one Wolves, two Vikings, three Twins a distant fourth.
Speaker 2: I think the Saints might win a world series for
Speaker 2: the Twins.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, are they eligible?
Speaker 1: Anybody disagree with that order though? No Wild, Wolves, Vikes Twins.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 3: Somebody wins something for God's.
Speaker 1: Win something man, for God's sakes. There's two more sports
Speaker 1: than we get back. We actually have Vikings news we
Speaker 1: do because we technically have one and a half new Vikings.
Speaker 3: We got a guy from Denmark maybe oh wait, his
Speaker 3: last name is Denmark.
Speaker 2: Oh brilliant, and we lost to Viking. Not to death,
Speaker 2: just a free agency.
Speaker 1: What really matters is a King's news is in about
Speaker 1: three minutes after this. On the fan, you frame Party
Speaker 1: of three. Hey, hey, it's a Wild Wednesday.
Speaker 2: By the way, we have tickets to.
Speaker 1: Wild Versus Talks on April second. You can use the
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app to send a talkback to als who scores
Speaker 1: first for the Wild when they take on Chicago tomorrow night.
Speaker 2: All the details of kafae dot com cure contest. Hey Hawk, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Howard upset UMBC last night in the beginning of March.
Speaker 3: Back completely blew my bracket.
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Well, now the Core versus four is Core versus three
Speaker 1: because you lost UMBC.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you picked them.
Speaker 3: That was I had a tip from the drink cart lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah you would you know that happens? Yeah, you're out.
Speaker 2: One team in the hasn't even started yet.
Speaker 3: I know, well it started from me, Bud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I kept texting you during that last Yet
Speaker 1: you don't want any one Core versus four?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. You don't want to scratch that itch?
Speaker 2: I go enough, it's just a scratch that it is?
Speaker 2: What are you dealing with? Poison? Okay?
Speaker 1: It's I would rather not find out. Then, I thought
Speaker 1: you said, would brawsers find out? Or is that just
Speaker 1: my mind turning everything into brassers got a.
Speaker 2: Lot of what he's got lepers browsers.
Speaker 1: Power trip bets suggested we call that be We just
Speaker 1: talked about power Trip Purgatory.
Speaker 2: Wow, not a bad name.
Speaker 1: It would kind of be perfect to have four of
Speaker 1: us because there's four major sports. We could spin a
Speaker 1: wheel in like draft one through four in each like
Speaker 1: we'd all get one overall pick first overall pick in
Speaker 1: each sport.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, we'd get second and one, third and one
Speaker 1: and fourth and one, so that would even be balanced.
Speaker 2: Good idea.
Speaker 1: Just the sport would be randomized in which order we
Speaker 1: would get. We can discuss later. I said, we just
Speaker 1: do it. How much per title? How much do you
Speaker 1: pay out per title? Again, assuming that this might take
Speaker 1: years to pay out, it might take a long time
Speaker 1: to pay out twenty.
Speaker 2: Three, It might take twenty three. That's not enough.
Speaker 1: Twenty What about a five bucks a person?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that's enough.
Speaker 1: Because let's say we wait seven years and then the
Speaker 1: Wizards win the NBA title, and then I owe each
Speaker 1: of you one hundred. I paid Gorg two hundred on Sunday.
Speaker 2: Did he make it one hundred? Yeah, a good point. Anyway,
Speaker 2: let's talk about it later. Let's do sports.
Speaker 1: It's time for Yeah, presented by Series. All Right, we
Speaker 1: have a new punter. His name is Johnny Hecker. If
Speaker 1: you remember, Ryan Wright went to the New Orleans Saints,
Speaker 1: he went to college.
Speaker 2: I think it's two lane, so he's kind of going home,
Speaker 2: even though it's not where he grew up. But anyway,
Speaker 2: good for him.
Speaker 1: So Ryan writes a New Orleans Saint and Johnny Hecker
Speaker 1: signed it.
Speaker 5: Now, Johnny Hecker in the game the pot. Now gotta
Speaker 5: be careful with Johnny Pecker. But john all right, three two,
Speaker 5: you gotta be all right, three two. You gotta be
Speaker 5: careful with Johnny Hecker because he likes to pass.
Speaker 1: So Johnny Pecker was with the Rams when Koc was there,
Speaker 1: and also Vikings special teams coordinator Matt Daniels was also
Speaker 1: in LA and so they both obviously were like this,
Speaker 1: this guy still got it. We both know Johnny Hecker,
Speaker 1: we both trust Johnny Hecker. So I'm assuming they both
Speaker 1: signed offense. And that's a good answer.
Speaker 2: And he can pass as PA.
Speaker 1: So Gootny Becker, who would you rather see pass this year?
Speaker 1: Kyler Murray, JJ McCarthy or Johnny Hecker. You mean it's
Speaker 1: like pass the football, not pass away. Yes, rank them one,
Speaker 1: two and three to throw the football on a consistent basis,
Speaker 1: not just one time. Kyler Murray, that's one, Johnny Pecker,
Speaker 1: that's two. McCarthy, Zach another way around McCarthy one, yeah,
Speaker 1: Hecker two, Murray three. I mean probably we'll put Maria
Speaker 1: up two. So we have a new punter, and again
Speaker 1: we also then have a new holder. So Depaula is back.
Speaker 2: He re signed. He's an all Pro, he's all Pro,
Speaker 2: all all pros.
Speaker 1: Then Johnny Hecker and world record. We also signed some
Speaker 1: dude I've never heard of to an offer sheet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some giant dude from the Bills that can apparently play
Speaker 1: left and right tackle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, played all seventeen games for him last year.
Speaker 6: Core.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he switches back and forth between left and right tackle.
Speaker 3: But they put a one of those agreements on him
Speaker 3: where they can match any offer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, it is transition tag. No, it's just an
Speaker 2: offer sheet, so it's us a restricted free.
Speaker 1: So but the the post that I read was something like,
Speaker 1: if if the Vikings get him, we don't have to
Speaker 1: give up draft compensation. You know a lot of those
Speaker 1: a lot of those offer sheets are like, if you
Speaker 1: match this, then you have to give us a third round. No,
Speaker 1: I guess there's no draft compensation, so I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I guess they just have right of first refusal.
Speaker 3: That is exactly right, Yep, I just read the article
Speaker 3: just now. That's exactly A twenty seven year old dude
Speaker 3: played two eighteen on the right side of tackle ninety
Speaker 3: four of snaps, I should say on the left side,
Speaker 3: so he's played both sides and you could always use
Speaker 3: that kind of depth. He's a big dude, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's sweet.
Speaker 3: You guys think we'll go with Blake Brandell at center, Nick,
Speaker 3: he'll end up being our starting center this year.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, you still got a little bit
Speaker 1: of free agency, and you still have the draft, and
Speaker 1: obviously post June one cuts and things like that. But
Speaker 1: if the season started today, I think I think that's
Speaker 1: the answer.
Speaker 2: We'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: Center out of Auburn named Connor Low He's a guy
Speaker 1: that they might take in the second or third round,
Speaker 1: so he might be their starter, but as of now,
Speaker 1: as you just said, if they were going to play
Speaker 1: a game tomorrow, he would be Brandell would be their center.
Speaker 1: We mentioned it earlier, but the Vikings lost a player
Speaker 1: in free agency because ty Chandler went to the Saints
Speaker 1: twenty seven years old fifth rounder in twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: He was the last remaining draft pick from the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two class. Now, every single one of them is
Speaker 1: no longer with the Vikings.
Speaker 2: About half of them are out of the league.
Speaker 1: But he was the last one because Jalen Naylor went
Speaker 1: to Vegas about a week or so ago. And how
Speaker 1: ty Chandler goes to these Saints. No forty career games
Speaker 1: with the Vikes, one hundred and eighty one carries, three
Speaker 1: rushing touchdowns. All of them came in the year twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. Last year he played in just three games
Speaker 1: seventeen carries forty seven yards.
Speaker 2: Crazy.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, you know, before they traded for Jordan Mason,
Speaker 1: and when ty Chandler was hurt, like it looked like
Speaker 1: it was going to be for a second maybe Aaron
Speaker 1: Jones and ty Chandler is the backup.
Speaker 2: But yeah, seemed like.
Speaker 1: Jordan Mason was a pretty obvious upgrade. Yeah, which, as
Speaker 1: we've talked about, I don't think the two that they
Speaker 1: have with Aaron Jones and Mason would keep them from
Speaker 1: taking a running back in the top one hundred of
Speaker 1: the draft picks that they have, I think they have
Speaker 1: three picks in the top one hundred eighteen. No, they
Speaker 1: have four eighteen forty eight. Their third round pick in
Speaker 1: the ninety seven only if she's five to three. Was
Speaker 1: it eighteen one? I think it's eighteen forty eight, keep talking,
Speaker 1: I don't know the third one and then ninety seven.
Speaker 1: So eighteen forty eighty and ninety seven. Yeah, Chris, wasn't
Speaker 1: that the gall in Denver?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I luckily had a measuring tape with me.
Speaker 1: Oh, the police jotted it down just for her.
Speaker 2: Is there her records?
Speaker 3: I'd like staying, get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? He was so disappointed.
Speaker 3: He was, Hey, can I change the subject immensely, but
Speaker 3: stay in sports for a moment.
Speaker 2: Sure was basically for Vikings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys, how often do you guys like read
Speaker 3: articles in the paper. You're like, either I'm very confused
Speaker 3: and having a stroke or they wrote this completely incorrectly.
Speaker 2: Oh once in a while, Yeah, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just read a headline and read the story and
Speaker 3: I was like that what. Minnesota snowboarder Mike Schultz wins
Speaker 3: bronze medal in his latest Paralympic race. Para Olympic race.
Speaker 3: I know Mike Schultz. Mike Schultz is one of our
Speaker 3: snow cross racers. He's a genius. He's great, he's fantastic,
Speaker 3: he was one of our best. He lost his leg
Speaker 3: in a terrible accident. He said, you know what, I'm
Speaker 3: not done. He started building his own prosthetic legs and
Speaker 3: they've worked so well that.
Speaker 2: Bad people used them all over the world.
Speaker 3: Right, he makes his own business right out of Saint
Speaker 3: claud Brilliant dude, great guy.
Speaker 2: Good for him.
Speaker 3: He just won a bronze medal in snowboarding in the Paralympics.
Speaker 3: And when I read it, I was like, that must
Speaker 3: be a misprint. They must have had some sort of
Speaker 3: snowmobile thing, and they know he learned anow to snowboard
Speaker 3: and just won the bronze medal in the Paralympics.
Speaker 2: Good for him. How about that? Yeah, I didn't even
Speaker 2: know you were doing that.
Speaker 3: Mike congratulations, that's huge.
Speaker 2: Talk about somebody who took it.
Speaker 3: I mean, he broke his legs so badly they had
Speaker 3: to amputate the son of a bit.
Speaker 1: So like the Teddy Bridgewater's scared. Yeah, you break it
Speaker 1: so bad. Well even almost just said she was on
Speaker 1: the brink of getting it amputated after Italy.
Speaker 5: Jeez.
Speaker 3: He won his fourth Paralympic medal on Friday, March thirteenth.
Speaker 3: Good for him, and now he's going to retire. How
Speaker 3: about that forty four year old dude out of Saint
Speaker 3: Cloud committing FOURIG snowboarding. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: It'd be badass if they weren't. If he did it
Speaker 1: in multiple sports, it'd be even crazier.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And if I mean if that was his fourth one
Speaker 3: in snowboarding and I didn't know he did snowboarding, I'm
Speaker 3: even more embarrassed. But I mean TSA said ninety five
Speaker 3: percent of the top Paralympic lower limbs snowboard athlete to
Speaker 3: Biodept Products, which is his company only crap man, how
Speaker 3: about that?
Speaker 2: Good for him?
Speaker 3: So anyway, there you go. I'm one of us out
Speaker 3: of Saint Cloud. Great dude, man, and congratulations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go sauce.
Speaker 1: That guy's got one leg and he's a better athlete
Speaker 1: than you. Yeah, correct, he has one and he's a
Speaker 1: better athlete than you. That is very true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, Why don't you try it snowboarding? Sure?
Speaker 2: I did a couple of times. Try it again. It's hard.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised you weren't good at you got those big
Speaker 3: old calves on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was snowboard I was good at for a while.
Speaker 1: I was good at skiing. I love skiing, you do, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I I have these huge legs, so the snowboard boots. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes done fish top heavy. I'm very top heavy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like you start snowboarding down a mountain and gravity
Speaker 3: takes hold of that head of your yeah, and it's
Speaker 3: over over for everybody below you.
Speaker 1: It's a good point, though, What a waste of a
Speaker 1: couple of awesome calves. Like you should pull a rickshaw?
Speaker 2: What? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You really should. You might want to get out of here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you get, if you want me to, If
Speaker 1: you get fired today, and I don't think that you're
Speaker 1: going to it's not it's not zero percent. We know
Speaker 1: it's not zero I hope if you get if you
Speaker 1: with cause because you still have an hour to say
Speaker 1: an unbelievable word that gets you fired, or just keep
Speaker 1: performing like this Jesus needs improvement. But in the next hour,
Speaker 1: if you get fired, go home first, and you should
Speaker 1: google twin cities rickshaw in this weather exactly, in this climate,
Speaker 1: all climates.
Speaker 2: Who would I, I mean, what are you? Would you
Speaker 2: live for? Some people? Would you let me take you
Speaker 2: from where you lived here?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't let you take me from here to the
Speaker 3: bottom floor of.
Speaker 1: This building, like for example, look sauce, you know at
Speaker 1: nine o'clock when we're done. Costco sometimes is an absolute madhouse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: right in that parking lot. Every Costco parking lot is
Speaker 1: is a it's a torny.
Speaker 2: It's the last Friday. It was a disaster and a half.
Speaker 1: So if if you get fired today and tomorrow I
Speaker 1: need to make a Costco run. You pick me up
Speaker 1: in a rickshaw by Contminal Diamond and bike me over
Speaker 1: essentially straight to the front door of Costco and then
Speaker 1: rick shaw me back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd slipped you at ten.
Speaker 3: With that, dude.
Speaker 2: That's like, yeah, I give you ten for your time
Speaker 2: and effort.
Speaker 3: If you're going to do this as a career, and
Speaker 3: I suggest you do change your name legally to Rickshaw
Speaker 3: and then and then be Rickshaw's Rickshaws.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm surprised that character correct Rickshaw and he has
Speaker 1: wheels and he pulls people.
Speaker 2: Call me Colonel Shaw. Rick, Come on, I can't do that, Rick. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the author Sports News, the w n b A
Speaker 3: and the players Union have reached an agreement on a
Speaker 3: transformational new CBA. That just happened last night apparently, well
Speaker 3: technically early Wednesday morning.
Speaker 2: So now are we on pace to not lose games?
Speaker 2: Is that the case?
Speaker 3: I think a couple. I mean, you can't win every
Speaker 3: one of them. I guess you could could pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: still need to be finalized over the next few weeks
Speaker 3: as lawyers on both sides work on the new CBA,
Speaker 3: and they want to take as long as possible because
Speaker 3: you know, hourly, a term sheet should be done in
Speaker 3: the next day or two.
Speaker 2: So there you go.
Speaker 3: I guess they've reached an agreement. That everybody didn't like.
Speaker 1: The commissioner, that everybody hated. I don't know, that's a
Speaker 1: good question. A good question wasn't the hot rumor that
Speaker 1: she was going to be out? I think after the CBA.
Speaker 1: Did she get fired weeks ago and we already forgot
Speaker 1: that I knew. I don't think so. I think I
Speaker 1: think we watched that we might have Kathy Engelbert. Yeah, hu,
Speaker 1: all your hands up the w NBA commissioner.
Speaker 3: That's offensive.
Speaker 1: Would you would you drive her around in a rickshaw?
Speaker 1: If she ever visited the Twin Cities?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 2: Rick answered the question, yeah, probably.
Speaker 3: Do you know they expanded the league by two teams?
Speaker 2: What are the two team names?
Speaker 3: Toronto and Portland?
Speaker 2: What are their team names?
Speaker 3: I am going to get fired if I tell you
Speaker 3: what came to mind.
Speaker 2: Okay, got it. I don't want you fired, Thank you.
Speaker 3: I ain't got those calves you've got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty nice.
Speaker 3: Listen to this. Teams will need to negotiate with with
Speaker 3: the more than eighty percent of players who are free
Speaker 3: agents this offseason. Eighty percent of their players are free agents.
Speaker 2: It's like Martin's said a week or so ago.
Speaker 1: They a lot of them were smart enough to say,
Speaker 1: I'm not signing a new deal until I know what
Speaker 1: the new CBA looks like. Yeah, right, because they didn't
Speaker 1: want to sign a long, longer contract and then waste
Speaker 1: a bunch of money for a couple of years.
Speaker 2: They did this the smart thing. Yeah, stay free agents.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, get the maximum amount of money. Why not?
Speaker 1: And if you need to ride to the stadium, just
Speaker 1: don't use ober By the way, she's still the ball,
Speaker 1: she's still the commissioner. Yeah, because she makes a statement.
Speaker 1: I bet my tongue she makes a statement in this article.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought they threw her out. No, I thought
Speaker 1: they did too.
Speaker 2: Like, but this doesn't help things on that front of it.
Speaker 1: She successfully negotiated the CBA without losing any games, right yeah.
Speaker 3: Oops, Well she's not going to need your rickshaw service
Speaker 3: to the airport, mind stand down?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Toronto Tempo and the Portland Fire.
Speaker 1: See the Toronto Temple would be the name of your
Speaker 1: rickshaw company in Toronto. Because you're gonna bust ass like
Speaker 1: Fred Flenstone. You're gonna move, but those cats you got
Speaker 1: to move.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question, when have I ever
Speaker 2: busted my ass? Porch?
Speaker 3: That's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Well, we have audio, Yeah, we sure do.
Speaker 3: Hurt. Do you want to hear the audio of it again?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Just come through.
Speaker 2: That was Jeff Lambord. Kelly Lambert. Yeah, that was Tyler,
Speaker 2: No guy going what the hell just happened?
Speaker 1: That second voice honestly sounds like the creepy dude from
Speaker 1: Family Guy.
Speaker 4: Did an quake just come through our whole house? Shook?
Speaker 2: And that something like, yeah, jeez, there you go, man.
Speaker 1: Man on the stream interviews you can do on a
Speaker 1: Rick show.
Speaker 2: Yeah I could, Oh, jackpot there is all right?
Speaker 1: Why do I keep saying Front Page Sports? It's Fan five,
Speaker 1: you know, it's like sports stories and stuff. We'll do
Speaker 1: that when we get back. Then headlines between now at
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