WEBVTT - Nuclear Weapons 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:03.559 The Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:03.840 --> 0:00:08.520 Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show and a magnificent Tuesday, 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:10.600 churning through all the news of the day. 0:00:10.600 --> 0:00:13.720 We're gonna get to some of this government shutdown stuff. 0:00:13.720 --> 0:00:16.119 We'll touch on that just a little bit, and to 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:19.400 get to some emails democrats protecting criminals. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.079 I'm ready to go to Cuba. 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:24.960 All that and so much more coming up in the 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:27.240 final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. 0:00:27.480 --> 0:00:29.880 So one final thing on this. 0:00:30.920 --> 0:00:34.720 We got this email on the Iran stuff, Jesse. Japan 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:38.320 started in it's part in World War Two over natural resources. 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:42.360 It attacked Pearl Harbor to prevent the United States from 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:46.279 interfering with access to oil. China the Strait of Oar 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:50.279 moves Iranian oil. I don't expect China would win a 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:54.480 war with the United States, but losing didn't stop Japan. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:57.279 In case this guy's worried. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:02.120 If we lock down the street our moves, if we 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:06.160 take control of this Errounian oil, is China going to 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:07.640 be desperate enough to go to war? 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:10.280 First, let's recap. 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:15.720 The estimate is that China gets ninety percent of its 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:22.280 oil from Iran. Ninety percent. You're wrong, all right? You 0:01:22.480 --> 0:01:25.120 have to have oil. Every society has to have oil 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:27.680 to function. If you would like an example of this, 0:01:28.000 --> 0:01:30.760 I already teased that I'll be talking about Cuba here 0:01:30.800 --> 0:01:35.000 in a few minutes. Did you wake up yesterday and 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:40.000 check the headlines in case you didn't, Cuba has no power, 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:44.560 especially at night. I don't mean one little part of it, 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:51.200 like a whole place just goes dark. The oppressive communist 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:56.080 government there is having trouble oppressing its citizens because their 0:01:56.160 --> 0:01:58.000 security cameras and stuff go out at night. 0:01:58.000 --> 0:01:58.880 There's no more power. 0:02:01.360 --> 0:02:07.040 Because we cut Cuba off from Mexican oil and Venezuelan oil. 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:11.760 Venezuela was shipping large quantities of oil to Cuba. We 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:15.560 took over the government of Venezuela, installed someone loyal to us, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:19.560 and we said, okay, no more for you now. A 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.320 regime that we have been at war with since the 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:25.400 communists had their revolution and took over there is on 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:29.840 the verge of collapse because they don't have any power. 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:37.000 The whole world runs on oil, every single country, there 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:41.679 are no exceptions. Every country needs it. Okay, So back 0:02:41.720 --> 0:02:50.640 to Iran China. Would China declare war, No, but probably 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:54.600 if we slip, If we flip the kill switch. You see, 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:58.600 China gets all that oil from Iran, we take control 0:02:58.600 --> 0:03:01.959 of Iran. If we do, we still got quite a 0:03:02.000 --> 0:03:06.440 waye to go there. If we do, what what happened 0:03:06.480 --> 0:03:10.200 is we would still sell the oil to China. No no, no, 0:03:10.080 --> 0:03:13.600 no no no, we want you to have it. Please 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:17.239 take some oil. We would still sell it to them 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:21.919 at market prices. Did you know we're currently selling Venezuelan 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:27.120 oil to China at market prices. But what it does 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:32.359 is it gives us authority over the kill switch. If 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:40.200 China does something like invade Taiwan, it allows us to say, okay, Bip, no. 0:03:40.240 --> 0:03:42.320 More oil for you. Good luck. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:47.600 That brings a whole host of other problems. But I've 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:49.720 mentioned China and I wanted to bring this up to you. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:52.040 China. 0:03:53.240 --> 0:03:58.520 China is on extremely shaky ground. This has been the 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:01.360 case throughout the Cold War, and it's the case today 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:06.360 when we look at these communist dictatorships, we free people's 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:10.360 in America, we always seem to think because he's a dictator, 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:13.800 and because he murders his political opponents and arrests his 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:17.200 political opponents, we always seem to think that he has 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:22.599 more control than he actually does. We view them as 0:04:22.680 --> 0:04:25.360 being kind of all powerful in their government. 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:26.480 You know, the. 0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:32.039 Jijinping, he is the ruler overall. Jijinping has been killing 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:38.320 and arresting his generals in political rivals. That may sound 0:04:38.360 --> 0:04:43.400 like an all powerful person, and all powerful person doesn't 0:04:43.440 --> 0:04:48.760 have to kill his generals and political rivals. You do 0:04:48.839 --> 0:04:54.880 that when you're worried about losing power. Jijin Ping is 0:04:55.040 --> 0:05:00.640 losing power. He is nervous. They're always nervous. And this 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:02.920 is one of those things that I always come back 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.480 to this, but it's so much of these dirty communist 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:10.919 organizations really are comparable to mafia organizations. If you're some 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:14.719 guy trying to climb the ladder in the mob, you 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:15.680 can kill the boss. 0:05:16.760 --> 0:05:19.760 You can't and maybe even get away with it for 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:23.120 a while. Now just kill the boss and then all 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:23.719 take over. 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:29.400 But you will be paranoid from that day forward because 0:05:29.440 --> 0:05:35.040 you will always know I killed the boss, I can 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:40.000 be killed. You start playing that very dangerous game. It's 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:43.240 hard to sleep well at night or have a bull 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:50.080 of spaghetti. It's just difficult. These leaders like China, China 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:54.800 is on very shaky ground. Trump has worked very hard 0:05:54.800 --> 0:05:56.440 and to be honest, he's done a very good job 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:02.600 at I shouldn't say isolating them because they can still operate, 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:07.680 but putting us again in position to isolate them. 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.440 If we want what we don't want, is this what 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:15.120 we've never wanted is this. We have never wanted China 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:16.040 to go after. 0:06:15.839 --> 0:06:20.600 Taiwan and then us to have to step in militarily, 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:24.920 because that's the two largest, most powerful military powers on 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:29.159 Earth going at each other, and nobody. 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:30.200 Knows where that goes from there. 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:33.560 Look at where we're at with Iran, a much weaker 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:37.279 country than us. We've wiped out their leadership and everything else, 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:41.279 and still we don't know where we go from here. 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:45.119 Obviously we have plans, but when are we leaving? 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.800 I don't know. I don't hopefully soon. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:51.560 I don't know what that's what the weak country like Iran, 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.400 we don't know what they're going to do, where they're 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:56.520 going to go. What's a major war with China like 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.000 we would have no idea. It would be a very 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:02.160 dangerous time. So what you want is you want to 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.719 put your country in position where it doesn't have to 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:10.080 make war if another country gets out of line. That, 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.560 in a lot of ways is kind of what we've 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:16.680 done with China. Speaking of Cuba, Rubio is calling for 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:21.120 new leadership. So there's this thing going on right now. 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:24.560 I already mentioned Cuba's running out of power. You know, 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.480 the dirt ball Castro family has been running Cuba for 0:07:27.520 --> 0:07:33.640 a very long time. Well, they're losing control of it. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:38.960 You see, Losing power is one of those things that 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:40.240 guarantees a revolution. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:41.040 It just does. 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:45.560 When people start starving, when the lights don't come on anymore, 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:50.120 that's when your regime will lose power. Cuba's running out 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:55.480 of power. We we are courting new leaders But here's 0:07:55.520 --> 0:07:59.280 the rub They're all Castros. They don't all have the 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:03.600 last name of Castro, but all the people in significant 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:07.040 positions of power in Cuba, they're all going to be 0:08:07.160 --> 0:08:12.120 part of the Castro family. I'm told that Fidel Castro's grandson, 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:16.160 Francis Martel told me this. I'm told that Fidel Castro's 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:20.280 grandson is campaigning to be part of the next takeover, 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.960 and he's doing so on Instagram. I'm not if again, 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:25.920 I haven't verified it. I don't spend a lot of 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:29.240 time on Instagram. But that's that's the crazy world we 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:33.200 live in now. Just like Iran. Just like everywhere else, 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.800 you have to find the right guy to take over. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:42.679 It looks like Cuba's gonna fall soon, it does. It 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:45.839 looks like it's gonna fall. Trump has come out and 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.720 basically said, we're going to control it. It'll be ours 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:54.200 to control and do what we want. I just think 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:58.040 we need a little help. That's where I come in. 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:06.360 I'm ready to go undercover in Cuba. These have Chris. Listen, 0:09:07.000 --> 0:09:11.480 you know about my skills as a covert operative. You 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:13.360 understand that I what what? 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:13.560 What? 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:22.800 Do I want to go undercover or run it? Probably both? 0:09:23.800 --> 0:09:29.920 Now listen, I go undercover. I help move the revolution 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:35.920 forward with my covert ways, moving in the shadows. And 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:40.800 then when the viva l ever lucion with Spanish, Chris, 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:44.920 whenever that kicks off, then I step in and say 0:09:45.400 --> 0:09:50.400 I will lead you as a new dictator, but a 0:09:50.440 --> 0:09:54.760 benevolent dictator. We're not going to have it is a thing, Chris. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:58.280 We're not going to have elections per se. But I 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:02.360 will treat the people Cuba well, and we're going to 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:06.439 have fancy Cuban resorts and we're going to eat nachos 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:09.960 and do all the other things that are very Cuban, 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:11.040 if you will. 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:17.000 Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Saint Patty's Day, So. 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:22.400 Sat speaking of Saint Patti's day. The Irish president met 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:26.000 with Donald Trump today. Here's how that went to story. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:30.480 Before I play it, just remember the leaders of Western 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:35.120 civilization are at war with Western civilization. They're not using 0:10:35.200 --> 0:10:39.400 bombs and bullets, They're using foreigners. The plan is to 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:43.560 massively import loyal foreigners so they can loot and pillage 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:46.959 their countries. The President of Ireland met with Donald Trump 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:48.679 today and here's what he says. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:51.400 The story of Patrick's life serves as. 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:52.880 A never right. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.800 This is on video. This wasn't during the Trump meeting. 0:10:54.800 --> 0:10:56.480 Listen to this. This is Saint Patrick's. 0:10:56.480 --> 0:11:00.240 The story of Patrick's life serves as a reminder of 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:05.839 the resilience and courage of migrants, the invaluable contributions that 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.359 they have made and continue to make to the countries 0:11:09.640 --> 0:11:10.840 they now call home. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:17.679 The story of Saint Patrick is the story of migrants. 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:25.280 These people are deeply, deeply evil, and they understand American 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:27.719 Democrats are the same. A lot of Republicans too, like 0:11:27.840 --> 0:11:31.960 James Langford of Oklahoma. They understand their path is staying 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:37.240 in power forever doesn't mean delivering anything for you, the citizen. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:42.040 It means delivering more foreigners on to their shores. They 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:46.080 simply bring the foreigner in, offer him all the welfare 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:50.400 checks you can, legal protection, and that means they get 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:55.160 to stay in power forever. Now we have American politicians 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:57.200 who stand up in front of the American people and 0:11:57.240 --> 0:11:57.840 say these things. 0:11:57.880 --> 0:12:02.520 The majority of Americans across the regardless of political party, 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:06.560 know that immigrants from all over the world, Somalia, India, 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:11.200 wherever they're from, Latin America, Africa, that immigrants have built 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:15.319 this country and make this country what it is today. 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:21.079 Why is TSA shutting down? Why are some airports going 0:12:21.120 --> 0:12:24.319 to close? Here's the deputy deputy TSA administration. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:27.200 So at this point we're fully stretched and so frankly, 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:30.319 there's not much else we can do as the weeks continue. 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:34.400 If this continues, it's not hyperbole to suggest that we 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:37.880 may have to quite literally shut down airports, particularly smaller ones, 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:41.199 if call out rates go up and we can't. A 0:12:41.240 --> 0:12:42.760 lot of these officers can't afford to come in. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:47.000 TSA agents have now missed two paychecks because Democrats have 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:50.480 shut down the government Democrats have shut down the government 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:54.680 because of the deportations. It's a partial government shut down. In 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.960 case you're wondering why the whole thing isn't shut down, 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:01.920 it only applies to things like Secret Service, TSA, things 0:13:01.960 --> 0:13:07.200 like that. It's all about the importations. The importation of 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:11.800 foreigners and keeping foreigners here is so important to the 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:16.760 Democrat party they're shutting down airports across the country to 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:20.960 avoid having to send foreigners home. Whatever else is going 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.760 on in the world at any given moment. Remember, there 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:29.360 is no other issue that supersedes that one. If we 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.120 deport these people, we can and we'll save our country. 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.520 If we bring in more of them, we are finished, 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:39.520 no matter who wins elections. Jesse brought versus hot dog 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.800 is a subject to the headline. Remember you can email 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:46.400 us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. I agree with 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:49.240 you about ratios being everything. Putting a brought on a 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:52.000 bun made for a hot dog is terrible. The key 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.240 to a good brought worst is a fat or bun. 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:56.960 So the proper ratios stay intact. 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.720 That's a very good point. He says, his name is Kevin. 0:13:59.800 --> 0:14:01.520 You know we did yes, say no? I told you. 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.520 I was in the hospital. That's why I wasn't here. 0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:05.640 I'm fine again. It was for someone else, not me, 0:14:05.679 --> 0:14:09.560 but I had to be there. Bob, she made the 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:14.360 Italian sausages I was telling you about not complicated. It's 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:17.360 not anything you can't do. You just take some Italian 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:20.440 sausages you get at the store, sorry, Chris. You put 0:14:20.480 --> 0:14:23.160 them in the crock pot. You just dump whatever your 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:26.080 favorite marinara sauce is in there, and you just turn 0:14:26.120 --> 0:14:29.200 it on, turn on low for four or five hours. 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.640 You come back and they're the boiling and cooked, and 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.480 then you just pull them out of there, throw them 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:38.160 on a bun with some provolone cheese or mozzarella cheese, 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:39.520 and then. 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:40.040 You munch them. 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:43.680 Well, Bob made these yesterday at the house and then 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:45.960 we were gonna take them to the hospital so this 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:48.040 person could eat well and so I could eat well. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:53.520 And we dropped these sausage sandwiches on a bun provolone cheese, 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:57.200 and then did what wrap them up in foil, wrapped 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.440 them up in foil, drove across town at the hospital. 0:15:01.040 --> 0:15:03.600 Get to the hospital, unwrap this thing. 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:08.680 It was so freaking melty and delicious. It's one of 0:15:08.760 --> 0:15:11.640 the great things I've ever eaten in my entire life. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:16.600 You want a relatively affordable, delicious meal that is super 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:18.520 cake to make that everyone will love. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:19.720 I just gave it to you. 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:24.160 Whatever your Italian sausages are, whatever your favorite marinara sauce 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:28.440 is a crock pot buns and some provolone cheese. What Chris? 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:33.720 What Chris asked? If I threw any peppers in there? No, 0:15:34.640 --> 0:15:38.560 but that's purely because of the kids. I totally would. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:42.360 I totally would. The boys are not big on peppers 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.480 on a sandwich. The' we peppers separately. 0:15:45.040 --> 0:15:46.560 They're still stupid. 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:50.120 They don't like peppers on a sandwich. Honestly, if it 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.680 were me, I'd throw some japs in there. I throw 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:55.840 jalapeno's in that bad boy and let them slow cook 0:15:55.880 --> 0:15:58.360 with the marin era. You know, they'd get nice and spice. 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.000 It would get nice and spicy. The boys will do 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:04.320 some spice. That might be a little too much for 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:08.760 the boys, but some uh, jalapenos, probably some onions, maybe 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.640 some Serrano peppers or something like that. Oh, you can 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:14.840 do whatever you want with it. Again, it's crock pot cooking. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.520 What's better than Krocpop Cooking. You just chuck the crap 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:19.440 in there and put the lid on and turn it on, 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.040 and by the time you're done, you pull it out mmmmm, 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:25.880 wrapped in foil. And these were wrapped in foil for 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:29.200 fifteen twenty minutes because we had to get back to 0:16:29.240 --> 0:16:29.840 the hospital. 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:33.600 Oh man, was it fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:37.400 And the person we were visiting in the hospital had 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:40.680 been delivered in oatmeal raisin cookie by the hospital staff 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:43.880 with their lunch and they didn't want it. So as 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:46.080 soon as I was done with my sandwich, I asked 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:49.359 if I could have it. Got upset said that wasn't appropriate, 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:51.520 But I ended up getting that cookie anyway, and it 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:52.600 was delicious. 0:16:53.160 --> 0:16:55.280 Who's more emails next? 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:59.560 It is that Jesse Kelly shall bringing you all the 0:16:59.600 --> 0:17:04.439 Irish tunes on a Saint Patrick's Day, hoping you are 0:17:04.520 --> 0:17:06.320 going to be safe out there. 0:17:06.480 --> 0:17:11.159 Sorry, Grandpa Jesse, Yes, step in here. I know you 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:16.880 may go out there tonight and have one too many. 0:17:17.080 --> 0:17:23.640 Please get an uber home, get a cab home, get 0:17:23.680 --> 0:17:26.680 a ride from somebody. If you're going to have one 0:17:26.760 --> 0:17:29.920 too many, I'm certainly not gonna judge you. I've had 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:33.040 one too many, about ten million times in my life. 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:37.840 No judgment at all coming from me, not at all, 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:40.800 but well, to put it to you this way, besides 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.640 the people, you might end up hurting on the road. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.080 One of my neighbor buddies he got himself a dui 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:51.040 a couple of years ago, and I've never had one, 0:17:51.080 --> 0:17:55.040 so I didn't. I didn't fully realize it. His life 0:17:55.119 --> 0:18:00.000 was miserable for a year. It's so expensive. You can't 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.800 imagine how much money he had to spend. The way 0:18:02.840 --> 0:18:06.200 they just wreck your life for it. And Uber is 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:10.080 fifteen bucks, man fifteen twenty bucks. You can't believe how 0:18:10.160 --> 0:18:13.560 cheap it is to get a ride home from somebody. 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:16.600 Get a ride home, or even. 0:18:16.440 --> 0:18:21.520 Better, do it at home. You know what's so overrated? 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:27.639 You discover as you're getting older, going out the Uh shoot, 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:29.920 I think the game already started? Did the World Baseball 0:18:29.960 --> 0:18:33.480 Classic Game already start? Chris cram it did well. I'm 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:35.320 going to watch some of it whenever I get home. 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.520 Bob had texted me earlier, because America is in it, right, 0:18:39.520 --> 0:18:42.320 I want to see America win. Bob had texted me earlier. 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:45.239 Do we want to do anything for the game? And 0:18:45.280 --> 0:18:47.960 I said, yeah, I want to sit at home and 0:18:48.000 --> 0:18:50.360 watch the game, and she said, oh, good, me too. 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:56.560 Sitting at home is freaking wonderful. Half people over totally safe. 0:18:56.960 --> 0:19:01.399 Have some people over enjoy your Saint Patti's day. Don't 0:19:01.440 --> 0:19:04.879 do something dumb. It's gonna end your life for someone 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:09.040 else's or ruin your life for even a short period 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:13.679 of time. Be freaking smart, all right, be smart. 0:19:14.000 --> 0:19:14.760 It's all I'm saying. 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:16.800 I'm gonna let it go now, not gonna bring it 0:19:16.880 --> 0:19:21.439 up again. Deaf woman is removed from Frontier flight for 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:27.200 not listening. That's from Newsweek. You know, you can blame 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:33.480 Frontier all you want, but she wasn't listening. What Chris, 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:37.119 I hardly would ever take the side of a corporation 0:19:37.800 --> 0:19:44.200 over an individual, but she clearly wasn't listening. If she's 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:47.320 not listening, you gotta get off the flight. It's other 0:19:47.480 --> 0:19:50.359 so oh, and I heard about that one airline speaking 0:19:50.400 --> 0:19:54.640 of flying, where was it American or Delta? I forget 0:19:54.680 --> 0:19:57.680 which airline it is that now has announced that they'll 0:19:57.720 --> 0:20:00.240 remove you from the flight if you're listening to things 0:20:00.320 --> 0:20:05.479 on your phone without headphones. Don't discount how important that is. 0:20:06.480 --> 0:20:08.960 This last flight I was on the one where I 0:20:08.960 --> 0:20:10.879 had to go out and do Adam Carolla's show in 0:20:11.000 --> 0:20:15.000 La last week. On the way home, two people order people, 0:20:15.200 --> 0:20:17.879 not that their age mattered. Two people order people two 0:20:17.960 --> 0:20:22.120 seats ahead of me had their phones on at full volume, 0:20:23.000 --> 0:20:28.320 watching things last time, and the stewardess walked by them 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:32.480 a thousand times without saying a word, without saying a 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:34.880 word that I'm sitting there. My blood pressure's going up, 0:20:35.320 --> 0:20:37.480 and I can just hear ob even though she wasn't there, 0:20:37.480 --> 0:20:40.119 I can just hear her saying, please, don't say anything, Please, 0:20:40.119 --> 0:20:40.879 don't say anything. 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:43.439 I was right on the verge, Chris. But I've mellowed 0:20:43.440 --> 0:20:46.840 out so much in my old age. Now I've let 0:20:46.920 --> 0:20:47.159 it go. 0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:49.960 This is part of preparing to be a covert operative 0:20:50.080 --> 0:20:53.399 in Cuba. Hey, Jesse, I just wondered what behavior you 0:20:53.440 --> 0:20:58.320 would expect from Iran had we not attacked them and 0:20:58.359 --> 0:21:01.359 they would be able to fund a nuclear weapon. Do 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:03.320 you think they would really have been in a more 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:07.040 defensible position as we've been told. I'm guessing you already 0:21:07.080 --> 0:21:07.439 covered it. 0:21:07.480 --> 0:21:08.000 Okay, so. 0:21:11.320 --> 0:21:15.560 Let's talk about the reality of life. Okay, let's talk 0:21:16.920 --> 0:21:20.800 nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons have been around obviously since the 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:23.320 forties when we dropped a pair of them on the 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:28.720 Empire of Japan. Then other countries started getting them, the Soviets, 0:21:28.480 --> 0:21:30.600 and now other countries around the world have them, not 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:33.840 all of them, but Pakistan is reel, China, a bunch 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:36.960 of countries have nuclear weapons. India they have nuclear weapons. 0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:44.120 North Korea has nuclear weapons as well. Nuclear weapons are 0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:48.439 something that make people afraid, understandably so that you have 0:21:48.680 --> 0:21:53.520 this weapon that can incinerate an entire city and the 0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:56.280 blink of an eye is something that scares us. We 0:21:56.359 --> 0:21:59.760 have watched it happen to Japan and you can watch 0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:02.840 it endless movies that show you if the fallout, that 0:22:03.359 --> 0:22:09.040 nuclear weapons are scary, this apocalyptic weapon that has the 0:22:09.119 --> 0:22:13.520 ability to wipe everything out. But here's the thing about 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:19.919 nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons haven't been used since we dropped 0:22:19.920 --> 0:22:23.840 them on Japan. You know why they haven't been used 0:22:24.680 --> 0:22:29.679 because it's so scary that even the worst dictators in 0:22:29.720 --> 0:22:35.080 the world understand if you use that nuclear weapon on 0:22:35.480 --> 0:22:40.040 another country, then all the other countries around you are 0:22:40.080 --> 0:22:43.520 going to use their weapons on you and they're going 0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:48.520 to wipe you out. You can't use one or you're 0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:53.320 going to die. It's a guarantee even major countries, even US, 0:22:53.520 --> 0:22:56.800 the biggest, most powerful country on Earth. If we started 0:22:56.880 --> 0:23:01.040 launching nuclear weapons at China, China would start launching nuclear 0:23:01.080 --> 0:23:04.240 weapons at US, and it would guarantee both countries will 0:23:04.240 --> 0:23:04.880 be wiped out. 0:23:05.880 --> 0:23:12.639 So nobody has given in to the temptation to do so. Yet. 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:19.000 Let's talk about North Korea. You know, it's not funny 0:23:19.040 --> 0:23:21.760 because of the things that people in that country go through. 0:23:21.800 --> 0:23:26.280 But I do smirk a little when people reference these 0:23:26.480 --> 0:23:30.520 historical injustices and then they say things like never again 0:23:31.200 --> 0:23:37.359 or never forget. What's going on inside the walls of 0:23:37.440 --> 0:23:41.480 Cuba Cuba of North Korea right now is as sick 0:23:41.520 --> 0:23:44.000 and evil as anything that's ever gone on inside any 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:48.880 country on the planet. Starvation, the torture, the gulags, that 0:23:48.960 --> 0:23:52.520 it's awful. You listen to these stories from these North 0:23:52.600 --> 0:23:58.200 Korean defectors, it doesn't even seem real. It is a 0:23:58.480 --> 0:24:07.760 hell on earth. So Gaddafi's gone, Saddam Hussein is gone, 0:24:09.119 --> 0:24:15.280 All these evil dictators in these second tier countries are gone. 0:24:15.520 --> 0:24:18.719 Why why is the Kim family still running North Korea? 0:24:20.600 --> 0:24:26.800 Because they have nuclear weapons. Nuclear weapons are not an 0:24:27.160 --> 0:24:35.480 offensive weapon. Nuclear weapons are a defensive weapon. They make 0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:41.040 your country too scary to attack. And if I may say, 0:24:42.200 --> 0:24:46.800 you could argue the creation of nuclear weapons and the 0:24:46.840 --> 0:24:50.720 fact that other countries around the globe have them, has 0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:56.160 done more for world peace than anything else, because once 0:24:56.240 --> 0:24:59.480 you take possession of a nuclear weapon and have the 0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:03.720 ability to use it, nobody wants to attack you. 0:25:04.640 --> 0:25:08.160 Nobody does. The reason the Kim. 0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:13.600 Family still sits in power destroying their own people is 0:25:13.640 --> 0:25:18.919 because they possessed nuclear weapons. Therefore they're too scary for 0:25:19.040 --> 0:25:23.480 anybody to go in and do something about it. The 0:25:23.600 --> 0:25:27.800 Moulahs who ran Iran not so much anymore. But it's 0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:30.840 now they're all getting killed. Why do they want a 0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:33.760 nuclear weapon? Why could be to use it on us? 0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:36.000 Or could be to use it on Israel. They were 0:25:36.000 --> 0:25:38.719