Speaker 1: We carved pumpkins last night and they're on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: They're a little bit blurry, but they're on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: Dave Ryan, Katie WB And we had three pumpkins and
Speaker 1: we do the seeds. We take the seeds out and
Speaker 1: you scoop and you kind of comb the seeds through
Speaker 1: the goop and you pull them out and you throw
Speaker 1: them in a bowl and you spread them out on
Speaker 1: a cookie sheet and you put season eat all over
Speaker 1: them and you bake them healthy snack.
Speaker 2: Right? How healthy do you think? This?
Speaker 1: Is not as healthy as I thought it was. So
Speaker 1: I had a cup full. I'm like, oh, well, there's
Speaker 1: no nutrients or carbs or fat and a pumpkin seed,
Speaker 1: it's just a seed.
Speaker 2: Delicious.
Speaker 1: Sat there and watched The Girl in Cabin ten, which
Speaker 1: I'm still kind of ey about. And then then I
Speaker 1: looked them up online and they are full of fat.
Speaker 1: So mackels. Do you have macros? I know you're going,
Speaker 1: are you making fun of me? Fat is a macro?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: So yeah, So pumpkin seeds not so good? No, but
Speaker 1: they are delicious, very they are very.
Speaker 3: Delicious of most things that aren't good for you work,
Speaker 3: They're just so good.
Speaker 1: Why did God make it that way? Is God like?
Speaker 1: Just like they pulling a big prank on us. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: kale tastes like garbage.
Speaker 3: But cotton candy delicious, Snickers bar delicious, full of fat,
Speaker 3: carbs and garbage.
Speaker 1: I don't think that nugat is in the macros category
Speaker 1: now fat carbs, protein and nugat.
Speaker 2: I don't think it. Fults.
Speaker 4: It's not in the like pyramid, the food pyramid.
Speaker 1: Not in the food pyramid, or it was like the
Speaker 1: bottom Well you definitely you. You actually smell like nugato
Speaker 1: because you eat so much nugats.
Speaker 4: There are worse things to smell like, honestly.
Speaker 2: Big bowl of nugat. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: It is Halloween sound effects theater on KTWB. Bailey will
Speaker 1: read a story and then point to each of us
Speaker 1: and we have to make the corresponding sound effect.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go.
Speaker 4: It was a dark and scary night. The wind howled
Speaker 4: through the crooked trees, rattling their bony branches against the windows.
Speaker 4: Then suddenly, a loose shutter banked as thunder rumbled in
Speaker 4: the distance. The front gate squealed open on its hinges,
Speaker 4: followed by the slow crunch crunch of footsteps along the
Speaker 4: gravel path somewhere in the dark alone. Owl hoots, answered
Speaker 4: by a sudden cat's hiss inside the floorboards grown beneath
Speaker 4: careful steps. A door slam, shut, boom, then silence, until
Speaker 4: a faint, threatening whisper drifts through the hall.
Speaker 5: I can see you.
Speaker 4: A clock in the since begins to chime midnight. A
Speaker 4: gust of wind snuffs out the candles with a soft push,
Speaker 4: and a hidden organ begins to play itself a deep
Speaker 4: echo through the empty house. Suddenly a bat of flaps overhead,
Speaker 4: and the whole place comes alife with shrieks candles as
Speaker 4: the spirits of Hollow House welcome their newest visitor. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I think probably the best.
Speaker 4: Wow, the like gravel footsteps was really great.
Speaker 3: I think that was meant to be a Disney Channel
Speaker 3: kid in another life. So I can do the sound effects,
Speaker 3: all the dramatic facial expressions. That's me in another life.
Speaker 1: I swear well your chance now, radio old ye Disney
Speaker 1: Channel kid, radio guy. All right, what else is going
Speaker 1: on here? We got boo bash tonight, So if you
Speaker 1: want to get your tickets in, you want to go
Speaker 1: and you haven't got tickets yet. Then you know what,
Speaker 1: why don't want you? Call us right now? We'll get
Speaker 1: you on the list for Boo Bash. We are doing
Speaker 1: the lamest contest, Lamest costume contest, Laziest costume contest too.
Speaker 1: We even added that category, so there's sexiest for one
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Men and women lump them into one category overall,
Speaker 1: most creative, and then duo or group. But we decided
Speaker 1: laziest would be a great costume. So two dollars grand prize,
Speaker 1: two dollars in American money if you win the laziest
Speaker 1: cost Now, what is an example?
Speaker 2: I'll give you an example.
Speaker 1: You can be like you would wear a mask, like
Speaker 1: a face mask, just like a Lone Ranger mask, and
Speaker 1: be like, I'm mysterious.
Speaker 2: What are you?
Speaker 1: I'm mysterious. You can come as dressed as in your
Speaker 1: old Randy Moss retro jersey and say I'm a Vikings fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can wear a Twins hat and say I'm a
Speaker 1: Twins fan.
Speaker 3: Put on a belt with a bunch of watches and
Speaker 3: say you're a waste of time.
Speaker 1: There you go, be that ash. That's a lazy contest.
Speaker 1: What was the one. You the shirt you had yesterday, Sure,
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 3: Write on it it says I love ceilings and you're
Speaker 3: a ceiling fan.
Speaker 2: A ceiling fan. See.
Speaker 1: So if you want to be lazy, then you can
Speaker 1: do that too. But if you want to go to boobash,
Speaker 1: you don't have your ticket, chet call me now. We
Speaker 1: will get you in for sure. Sixty five to one
Speaker 1: nine eight nine kd WB back in a second. Well,
Speaker 1: you can't make this stuff up, and stay here on
Speaker 1: KDWB four six seven. You'll never hear me say that
Speaker 1: in real life, Oh god, I will only report it
Speaker 1: as part of this story. The phrase six seven just
Speaker 1: started trending this year, and apparently it's not gone anywhere
Speaker 1: because the folks show for at dictionary dot com have
Speaker 1: made it their twenty twenty five word of the Year.
Speaker 2: It exploded across the youth. The youth love.
Speaker 1: This this year. Yeah, and it doesn't really mean anything.
Speaker 1: Dictionary says it is part of what we call brain
Speaker 1: rot slang, which is language that is intentionally absurd, meant
Speaker 1: to be funny, cryptic, and shared among those in the know. Now,
Speaker 1: the guy named Steve, he's the director of Lexicology, which
Speaker 1: is like word for the Dictionary Media group says it's
Speaker 1: part inside joke, part social signal, and part performance. When
Speaker 1: people say it, they're not just repeating a meme. They're
Speaker 1: shouting a feeling.
Speaker 3: No, no, nothing, like, what is it even in the dictionary?
Speaker 1: Who was that kid that we had on that time
Speaker 1: a month or so ago, Ensign? If ensign is listening, Ensign,
Speaker 1: call us and explain to us what because he's like
Speaker 1: twelve years old but smarter than any of us, truly
Speaker 1: very articulate young man. And he called and he talked
Speaker 1: about how what word like is what.
Speaker 4: Six seven men? And what like getting cooked and all
Speaker 4: of that. I did learn the other day.
Speaker 2: Bailey hangs out with youth. It's weird.
Speaker 4: I know, I do hang out with youth.
Speaker 6: But I learned coach and that's what she says.
Speaker 4: You know, So I learned a new one the other
Speaker 4: day and it's glazed, like don't don't glaze me, bro,
Speaker 4: Come on, bro, enough with the glaze. That's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm giving you lots of compliments. So if I tell
Speaker 4: Jenny like, Jenny looks so pretty today, like no, seriously,
Speaker 4: look amazing, Like.
Speaker 5: I'm like bay yep, Bailey quit with the glaze br.
Speaker 3: It sounds stupid, but even with context, I get that one.
Speaker 2: Like glaze.
Speaker 3: Think about a glaze donut. It's so good. So if
Speaker 3: I'm glazing you up, it means I'm complimenting you six seven,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna sound old here. Back in our day, you're
Speaker 3: twenty four. Yeah, that's my point. Back in our day.
Speaker 3: Memes like Damn Daniel they actually had context that was
Speaker 3: from a real video, things like but six seven is nothing.
Speaker 1: I used to say damn Daniel a lot once, and
Speaker 1: damn Daniel because it was white kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was from an iconic meme or vine.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the meme where it's Bert and Ernie
Speaker 1: and then Bert Ernie the obnoxious one says to Bert,
Speaker 1: he goes, you see that blank Bert, but he substitutes
Speaker 1: the sah, now you see that blank Bert, like if
Speaker 1: you Then I use it on Carson all the time.
Speaker 1: If we're playing golf and I hit a great golf
Speaker 1: shot or I make a long putt, I'll say, you
Speaker 1: see that blank Bert. But it's got some context to it,
Speaker 1: so it's funny and Carson. Carson doesn't think it's funny,
Speaker 1: but he gives me a polite smile. You see that
Speaker 1: blank Bert.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I I decided that I'm gonna let the kids say
Speaker 4: six seven because we all say stupid crap that we
Speaker 4: got from a video or a vine or a movie
Speaker 4: or like good bit. I literally say good bit because
Speaker 4: you and Steve said it. That's the only reason I
Speaker 4: say good bit. But everything says it too. Yeah, everything's
Speaker 4: a vocal stem every time we say anything, like we
Speaker 4: go air right, ah, right, you and me, Dave.
Speaker 1: I was looking at bailey shirt, just noticed it. Can
Speaker 1: I read your shirt for sure? He's got an orange
Speaker 1: cross on it and it says pumpkin spice and Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I bought this at the fair.
Speaker 2: I thought the I like it. Your little Jesus in
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 1: Never hurt you, and pumpkin spice. And pumpkin spice is
Speaker 1: also a good thing too. So let's talk about how
Speaker 1: happy you are and how it affects your health. So
Speaker 1: you can answer this one to yourself on a scale
Speaker 1: of one to ten. Think about it for a second.
Speaker 1: How happy are you? One being unhappy, ten being very
Speaker 1: very happy. How happy are you generally, not just this
Speaker 1: morning but overall with your life?
Speaker 2: Or I'd say I'm a seven six seven.
Speaker 3: I'm going eight, Jenny, Yeah, I'd say seven, okay, seven
Speaker 3: and a half okay.
Speaker 1: The reason I bring it up is because research shows
Speaker 1: that loving life has a lot of health benefits. You're
Speaker 1: less likely to get sick if you're happy and content,
Speaker 1: And the study shows if you are anything above a
Speaker 1: six two point seven basically a three or higher, you
Speaker 1: will see more and more health benefits the higher up
Speaker 1: you go, so you you'll get sick less, you'll be happier,
Speaker 1: you'll be more sociable, you'll be easier to be around,
Speaker 1: you'll exercise a little bit more. You eat better too.
Speaker 1: Anything below a three is kind of a problem, and
Speaker 1: you know you can't always immediately put yourself in a
Speaker 1: happy state of mind. But I heard something a long
Speaker 1: time ago, and I really believe this one. We are
Speaker 1: all about as happy as we decide to be. We
Speaker 1: are all about as happy as we decide to be.
Speaker 1: So if you wake up in the morning and.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh God.
Speaker 1: Well, then you're not going to be very happy. But
Speaker 1: don't we all know somebody who's perpetually happy. I had
Speaker 1: a friend of Julie who was perpetually happy. She was
Speaker 1: always happy. It's like, why you're so happy? She's like,
Speaker 1: I get it from my mom.
Speaker 3: No to the point where it makes you uncomfortable a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 1: No, it's actually very joyful to be around her because
Speaker 1: she was always very happy.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
Speaker 3: But sometimes I'm like, you're telling me nothing wrong is
Speaker 3: going on in your life. You don't have any bills
Speaker 3: due like nothing she had.
Speaker 1: She didn't have a lot of money. She would give plasma.
Speaker 1: She you know, had a kid that was sometimes a
Speaker 1: handful and an ax that was sometimes a handful.
Speaker 2: But she just decided to be happy for her. And
Speaker 2: I think that.
Speaker 1: Some people are just kind of like that, and some
Speaker 1: people decide the opposite, you guys, they decide that.
Speaker 2: No, they don't like me over there. I've got it
Speaker 2: out for me.
Speaker 4: You must be fun at parties every time I have
Speaker 4: something else to complain about.
Speaker 2: All right, Jenny, you're all quiet today? You okay? Are
Speaker 2: you happy? How happy are you really? Jenny?
Speaker 6: No, I said seven, I met a seven. I'm sleepy today.
Speaker 6: I don't feel the greatest, did you, Guys? I feel
Speaker 6: like I'm getting a cold right now.
Speaker 4: Really, we all take a nap during the show. That'd
Speaker 4: be kind of cute.
Speaker 5: That'd be so nice.
Speaker 6: How about like we just like Gary Spivey, talk the
Speaker 6: whole time when he's here later and we don't have
Speaker 6: to do anything, you know.
Speaker 1: An, I got a text message for Gary Spivey. He's
Speaker 1: going to be gone later this morning, about eight o'clock,
Speaker 1: and I want to read this to you.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So they said they can't call in, but they wondered
Speaker 1: if we could ask the question for them so they
Speaker 1: can hear it on the podcast. So they said, I'm
Speaker 1: currently in a relationship of eight years. Throughout the years,
Speaker 1: my partner has made a lot of mistakes, cheating and lying.
Speaker 1: We've been on and off and recently got back together
Speaker 1: three years ago. We still argue. I still think he
Speaker 1: could cheat on me again. I haven't caught him doing
Speaker 1: anything for three years, but I still wonder if he
Speaker 1: really has changed and really does love me. So my
Speaker 1: question is, has he really changed? Should I be afraid
Speaker 1: of him cheating on me again? Or should I let
Speaker 1: this relationship go?
Speaker 6: I would say, I mean, great question for Gary, great question,
Speaker 6: But if you're questioning that currently, then you're never going
Speaker 6: to be happy in that relationship. Yes, constantly going to
Speaker 6: be wondering and looking over your back at what he's doing.
Speaker 6: So that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.
Speaker 2: Very true.
Speaker 1: Gary Spivey will be on at eight o'clock this morning
Speaker 1: to answer your questions, and he'll be at Boo Bashed
Speaker 1: tonight and we will be there doors open around six.
Speaker 1: We'll probably get there a little bit after six six exactly,
Speaker 1: thank you. And then it'll be dead for the first hour,
Speaker 1: so when you walk in and it's dead when you
Speaker 1: first walk in, that's just the way it is. It's
Speaker 1: like being the first one to show up at a party.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but then you don't have to wait for drinks
Speaker 6: at the bar. So just get in there, double fist,
Speaker 6: right off the back, go Spivey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, get in line for Gary in the tell me
Speaker 5: the tarot card.
Speaker 4: Go Tarry the tarot card reader.
Speaker 2: Yes exactly, Terry.
Speaker 5: Tarrying her birds. You've got her shoulderco.
Speaker 1: We will see you there tonight at Mystic Lake. If
Speaker 1: you don't have tickets, call me and I'll get you in.
Speaker 1: I'd love to get you in. Give me a song
Speaker 1: to sing along with next. We play the sing along
Speaker 1: song every morning because it boosts your mood. It makes
Speaker 1: you a little bit happier. Maybe take it from a
Speaker 1: four to a five this morning, that would be nice.
Speaker 1: What song do you want to hear to sing along with?
Speaker 1: Send me a text at KDWB one and we'll play
Speaker 1: that song when we are back next.
Speaker 4: Ryan Show on kd w B.
Speaker 1: Sing Along Song of the Day coming up in a second.
Speaker 1: First of all, shout out to Big Lake High School
Speaker 1: volleyball team. They made a little history last night. They
Speaker 1: are going to state for the first time in program
Speaker 1: history in a five set thriller versus Zimmerman. So shout
Speaker 1: out Big Lake High School.
Speaker 2: Not bad. So thanks for listening to the show. Here's
Speaker 2: your sing along song of the day.
Speaker 1: This is We debated on whether to actually play this
Speaker 1: or not, and we said, yeah, let's do it. It is
Speaker 1: lyrically inappropriate. It's ludicrous on KDWB, but you gotta sing
Speaker 1: along such a great road rage song. There should be
Speaker 1: like a button next to your horn that's like you
Speaker 1: blare this from a big loud speaker on top of
Speaker 1: your car when somebody is like.
Speaker 2: Not getting out of the way.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Same.
Speaker 1: Thanks for all the positive comments on that one. That
Speaker 1: was an unusual choice for the single long song of
Speaker 1: the day. I hope, I hope you liked it. Let's
Speaker 1: get into Dave's Dirt. We got a lot of stuff
Speaker 1: to cover. Here we go Stave's.
Speaker 4: Dirt sponsored by six one two Injured Timer Lambert's Injury
Speaker 4: law on Katie.
Speaker 2: W B All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Mariah Carey is talking about Cat's side dressing as her
Speaker 1: for Halloween, which I guess is a thing.
Speaker 4: This is too cute.
Speaker 2: What are you looking at?
Speaker 4: This is Cassie.
Speaker 2: Do you know that?
Speaker 4: Of course, my daughter loves them.
Speaker 2: Hello, Okay, so weird. She is so weirdy.
Speaker 5: Katy Perry. She's lucky.
Speaker 6: She's got some good friendships because Lauren Sanchez, who is
Speaker 6: Jeff bezos recent a wife, is giving them complete privacy
Speaker 6: Katie and Justin Trudeau while in the honeymoon phase because they're.
Speaker 5: Letting them use.
Speaker 6: Jeff Bezos is five hundred million dollars super yacht five.
Speaker 2: One hundred million. Wow.
Speaker 6: So Katie and Justin can vacation together without the pesky
Speaker 6: paparazzi spying on them. Apparently, Jeff and Lauren love love,
Speaker 6: and if they can help this romance flourish away from
Speaker 6: prying eyes, they will. So the sailing yacht is named Krew.
Speaker 6: It's four hundred and seventeen feet long, has seven decks,
Speaker 6: a helicopter pad, a glass bottom swimming pool, a movie theater,
Speaker 6: and requires a crew of forty staff to operate it.
Speaker 5: Wow, that is a house on the ocean.
Speaker 2: It's like, I mean, that's that's a cruise ship.
Speaker 1: Basically, it's four hundred and fifty feet long, which is
Speaker 1: like half again as long as a football field. Football
Speaker 1: field's three hundred feet long, So think it. Think about
Speaker 1: you being at us Bank Stadium at your local high
Speaker 1: school football field, and the yacht is half again as
Speaker 1: long as that Fieldazy from Nerd Corner.
Speaker 4: Elijah Wood has crashed a wedding ceremony at the hobbitin
Speaker 4: movie set in New Zealand. He played Frodo in Lord
Speaker 4: of the Rings, which is very exciting to me, and
Speaker 4: this is the first time he has ever crashed a
Speaker 4: wedding that's been held at the Hobbit in movie set
Speaker 4: in New Zealand. And they said they were stunted, stunned
Speaker 4: to see him there. I would have also been stunned.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely Yepine Dove.
Speaker 3: Cameron, who is she has this song played this a
Speaker 3: couple of years ago on KADWB. She's engaged to Domiano
Speaker 3: David from Mona Skin. Oh. I didn't know that these
Speaker 3: two were even dating for two years apparently, but they
Speaker 3: were spotted in Sydney and dove camera was showing off
Speaker 3: a beautiful large ring and she said that the relationship
Speaker 3: has been the best two years of her life in
Speaker 3: an anniversary post of social media. So congress to them.
Speaker 4: Wow, she's so pretty?
Speaker 2: Is really pretty?
Speaker 1: If you are a Peloton member, you get a special
Speaker 1: truth is Halloween. There are three official Friday the thirteenth
Speaker 1: theme classes where you can pedal to survive Jason four.
Speaker 1: He's in Camp Crystal Lake, so I guess he's chasing
Speaker 1: after you with a machete or something. The Peloton instructors
Speaker 1: have turned into camp counselors to guide you through a
Speaker 1: high intensity class where rumors about Jason's next victims run rampant,
Speaker 1: thirty minute bike ride, thirty minute boot camp, and ten
Speaker 1: minute meditation. So if you're into like a little something
Speaker 1: different on your peloton, maybe let's get your fat ass
Speaker 1: back on your peloton, because right now you haven't turned
Speaker 1: that thing on since the year ago.
Speaker 2: September.
Speaker 6: Okay, Bailey, I need you to close your ears, oh,
Speaker 6: because I'm going to talk about Love is Blind right now.
Speaker 5: So spoiler alerts.
Speaker 6: Love is Blind had the wedding reunion last night and Megan,
Speaker 6: she's also known as Sparkle Meghan.
Speaker 5: That's a long story.
Speaker 6: She had a whole kid in between the end of
Speaker 6: the season and now the reunion, so she didn't end
Speaker 6: up with the person that she was dating on the show.
Speaker 6: She did break up with the guy she was engaged to.
Speaker 6: His name is Jordan, but she ended up meeting someone like,
Speaker 6: I think three months months after they got done filming,
Speaker 6: she said, and then about three months later she got pregnant,
Speaker 6: so she's had a kid. And the whole drama was
Speaker 6: the fact that like, the guy she was with, has
Speaker 6: a kid of her own, and she basically was like,
Speaker 6: I'm not ready for this lifestyle, and then she had
Speaker 6: a whole breakdown about maybe I'm not ready to be
Speaker 6: maybe I'll never be a.
Speaker 5: Mom, and then all of a sudden, out of nowhere,
Speaker 5: she was a mom.
Speaker 6: And literally only like one person at the reunion knew,
Speaker 6: which was Jordan, because she was kind enough to tell
Speaker 6: the guy that she was with like, by the way,
Speaker 6: I had a kid, but nobody knew and saw her
Speaker 6: for like a year.
Speaker 4: Wow. Wow, I well, you haven't rootened it for me
Speaker 4: because I don't know who that is. Okay, So even
Speaker 4: though Dorothy Gale will be in Wicked for Good that
Speaker 4: comes out November twenty first, that the audience will never
Speaker 4: get to see her face. So the director John Chew,
Speaker 4: he said that he didn't want to step on who
Speaker 4: you think Dorothy is in whatever story that you came
Speaker 4: into Wicked when so the story is still alphab and
Speaker 4: Glinda's and she, Dorothy is just upon in the middle
Speaker 4: of all of it. So if you imagine Judy Garland,
Speaker 4: then that's who you're going to imagine. And I like
Speaker 4: that because you also don't see Dorothy in Wicked the musical.
Speaker 4: So I'm glad that they have chosen that, and it's
Speaker 4: not a big deal who is playing her.
Speaker 3: Monday, we're getting the People's Sexiest Man Alive. They're announcing it.
Speaker 3: But there's a couple of fan favorite choices for like
Speaker 3: other small ones before they announced the big one. Sexiest
Speaker 3: forty year old went to Derek Cuff from Dance with
Speaker 3: the Stars. Sexiest tattoos is Dylan Efron, Zach Efron's brother.
Speaker 3: Sexiest game show host Jimmy Fallon that one chief.
Speaker 5: What does he host?
Speaker 3: She does a couple of game shows. He does Password
Speaker 3: with Kiki Palmer. He does like a music show where
Speaker 3: like he plays the genre game and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: Sexiest Cat Dad Dave frank Go, Sexies soccer club owner
Speaker 3: David Beckham. These are just a couple of random little ones.
Speaker 3: Who do we think is gonna be Sexiest Man Alive?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 6: I don't know, but I heard that you can turn
Speaker 6: it down, and I heard that they've been trying to
Speaker 6: give it to Pedro Pascal for a while and he was.
Speaker 3: Like, nah, you can turn it down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, They're like, we don't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't want to be burdened with that and have
Speaker 1: every interview be like, oh, yeah, you're sexiest man Alive.
Speaker 4: I bet they'll give it to uh David corn Sweat,
Speaker 4: probably the guy that plays Superman Superman, because he's relevant
Speaker 4: right now? Interesting maybe on Monday.
Speaker 5: About Gladden Powell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's relevant too. He's hot, he is hot. Yeah,
Speaker 4: super There's so many options. Let me get out of
Speaker 4: my scroll.
Speaker 2: What about offset offset?
Speaker 1: No, he's he is going to be the most unindebted celebrity.
Speaker 1: He owes two point three million in unpaid taxes. Last month,
Speaker 1: Cardi B complained that he was delaying their divorce. The
Speaker 1: only way I can get out of my marriage is
Speaker 1: if I pay somebody else's taxes. So the IRS acused
Speaker 1: Offset of not paying taxes in twenty twenty three to
Speaker 1: the tune of four hundred and eighty six thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: The IRS is already informing that he's behind one point
Speaker 1: five million on his twenty twenty four taxes, and this
Speaker 1: this year, the Georgia Department of Revenue alleged that he
Speaker 1: owed at two hundred and nine to two thousand for
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one. It's so funny when celebrities are all like,
Speaker 1: you know, yammering about this and this and this, but
Speaker 1: they don't bother to pay their taxes. So, you know,
Speaker 1: come on, Offset, on off Set. You know what you
Speaker 1: start to wonder, does somebody like Offset is he good
Speaker 1: with money? Or is he buying all his friends like
Speaker 1: a new Range Rover and like you know, grills and
Speaker 1: things like that.
Speaker 5: That's why he's good with money.
Speaker 6: It's a matter of if he hired the right person
Speaker 6: to be in control of all of his money.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes rich people they don't know and they
Speaker 1: don't trust, like, you know, financial planners, so they get
Speaker 1: their buddy or their uncle Pete to do their finances
Speaker 1: for him, and pretty soon uncle Pete's like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what. He pulls his pockets out and they're both
Speaker 1: inside out and.
Speaker 4: They're all like, yeah, I don't know why that comes out.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened to it.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 6: Offset This weekend, his Saturday Night Live returns and that
Speaker 6: it will be hosted by Miles Teller, which he should
Speaker 6: be a sexiest man alive now that I think he's
Speaker 6: a babe's But it's also going to be musical guests.
Speaker 6: Brandon Carlisle. I'm gonna be honest. I've seen her in concert.
Speaker 6: She was one of the most boring concerts I've ever
Speaker 6: been to the entire life.
Speaker 5: Brandy Carlyle.
Speaker 6: Oh really, she's a Basilica one year and like you
Speaker 6: like her music, yeah, but like she's not a performer.
Speaker 6: She definitely fit like a Basilica vibe, but like.
Speaker 5: It was so boring.
Speaker 1: There are performers, Yes, you're right, there are performers like
Speaker 1: Red Hot Chili Peppers. They perform just off the top
Speaker 1: of my head, they perform. And then there are artists
Speaker 1: who stand there, yeah, like Mariah Carey and Brandy Carlyle
Speaker 1: apparently they're artists and they stand there.
Speaker 4: Parkin bark I just taught you that, she just Yeah,
Speaker 4: parkin bark is where you stand in one place and
Speaker 4: then you just sing into a microphone. And they talk
Speaker 4: about it with like drag queens. If you're gonna, you know,
Speaker 4: lip sync to a song, you just stand in one
Speaker 4: spot and then put your all into it versus like
Speaker 4: doing flips and tricks and stuff like that. So a
Speaker 4: park and bark, just a stand and singo.
Speaker 1: We learned something from Bailey here this show wrapping up
Speaker 1: the dirt with Can I get a shout out to
Speaker 1: my eight year old son Ronan? He had an unexpected emergency.
Speaker 1: He's eight, unexpected emergency appendectomy for a ruptured appendix in
Speaker 1: the hospital next four to seven days. He gets the
Speaker 1: biggest smile every time I text you all and you
Speaker 1: guys reply back, and he definitely needs the smiles right now.
Speaker 1: So yes, Mama Darcy, shout out to Ronan. Buddy you're
Speaker 1: gonna do fine, and thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish makes it the dirt. I gona wrap up
Speaker 1: with this one actually because Billy Eilish was talking about
Speaker 1: how when she first heard the song it is called
Speaker 1: Where'd It Go? It just disappeared, It just vanished. It
Speaker 1: was birds of a Feather. Yeah, when she first heard it,
Speaker 1: she's like, no, I don't want to release that song.
Speaker 2: That's dumb.
Speaker 1: But she protested, and as she said multiple times, I
Speaker 1: was like, we should cut this. Even when I played
Speaker 1: the whole album for the label, I was like, guys,
Speaker 1: this one is kind of st Obviously, the Wrong Call
Speaker 1: has spent three weeks at number one on the Billboard
Speaker 1: Global two hundred and with Spotify's most stream song of
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four with one point eight billion streams, and
Speaker 1: it's the closing song in her live set.
Speaker 2: Right now, that's a good song.
Speaker 4: I agree, I love it.
Speaker 1: I think sometimes the artist, that's that's why there's like
Speaker 1: a billion dollar record producer or record label executive, and
Speaker 1: neither one is always right. Sometimes they'll be like, yo, yeah,
Speaker 1: take that song. My heart will go on. That's stupid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: leave that off. But then it's like, no, that was
Speaker 1: a great song. Glad I didn't we do go ahead.
Speaker 3: I always wonder how much artists or even the writers
Speaker 3: or producers know, like, yeah, this is gonna be the single,
Speaker 3: this one's gonna take off. Same with movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing is like sometimes you think something's
Speaker 1: gonna be really really big, and then it's just kind
Speaker 1: of bombs coming up.
Speaker 2: Oh do right now? Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 6: These are signs that someone's cheating that isn't obvious until
Speaker 6: you have been through it.
Speaker 2: Okay, sign someone's cheating.
Speaker 6: You get into your partner's car and you notice the
Speaker 6: passenger seat is suddenly always adjusted for someone else, as
Speaker 6: if a ghost with very specific ergonomic needs was in there.
Speaker 5: Nope, they was cheating. Okay, they were cheating when.
Speaker 6: They all of a sudden start relentlessly finding faults in
Speaker 6: you or picking fights, and they try to frame you
Speaker 6: as it all being your fault. They're villainizing you, and
Speaker 6: it's their way of justifying their action. So once again,
Speaker 6: these are things that are signs of cheating, but it
Speaker 6: isn't obvious until you've been through it.
Speaker 5: The lack of forward looking plans, so you're.
Speaker 6: Kind of like not exactly planning much of a future together.
Speaker 5: I probably I don't know if I can commit to
Speaker 5: that right now.
Speaker 6: This is a This is one that I think people
Speaker 6: will debate. They never wanted to post me on social
Speaker 6: media because they didn't.
Speaker 5: Believe in it.
Speaker 6: And the truth was that he was just like, you know,
Speaker 6: on social media finding other girls, So that would like
Speaker 6: ruin their game. But I would debate that some people
Speaker 6: just like to keep their relationships private.
Speaker 2: I believe that's true. I know some good friends that
Speaker 2: I won't name them.
Speaker 1: It's like they just don't do things on like Facebook
Speaker 1: or social media.
Speaker 2: It's just not who they are.
Speaker 1: And they're like, you know, like I won't name anybody,
Speaker 1: but somebody who's been on the show a lot. They're
Speaker 1: very happily married, but they just don't do Facebook. They
Speaker 1: might put a picture of their dog or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So I feel like, if if your partner is
Speaker 4: someone who posts you on social media, you got to
Speaker 4: meet them a little bit halfway there, because if you're
Speaker 4: like I don't, and then the other one is like
Speaker 4: I do, then I.
Speaker 6: Think that the only thing with that is if they
Speaker 6: just don't post much on social media.
Speaker 2: At all.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, then I feel like that's like fair to
Speaker 5: be like, nah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6: Another one is in the case of maybe they're cheating
Speaker 6: at work. All of a sudden they talk about a
Speaker 6: colleague more than they should, Like they're just.
Speaker 5: Exactly talking about Linda in a county. I love Linda,
Speaker 5: Yeah she and where'd she come from?
Speaker 6: Any sudden drastics switch up in attitude, like they abruptly
Speaker 6: become distant and don't want to spend time with you. Obviously,
Speaker 6: that would put anyone into a spiral of like what's
Speaker 6: going on. Another one is, well, pretty much the same thing.
Speaker 6: They become distant and cold. They accuse you of cheating.
Speaker 6: I try to what is it called deflect, Yeah, because
Speaker 6: they think that they're about to get caught, so they're like, no,
Speaker 6: you're cheating on me, And then they think that that, yeah,
Speaker 6: exactly what I.
Speaker 5: Just said, deflecting.
Speaker 3: That's like to predict.
Speaker 6: Maybe a drastic shift in how someone's dressing, Like she's
Speaker 6: pretty used to wearing like yoga pants and a sweatshirt,
Speaker 6: and all of a sudden, she's got a cute little gee.
Speaker 1: That would be so obvious and shad worry about Susan.
Speaker 1: Susan recently lost thirty two pounds and she is like
Speaker 1: solid muscle because she goes to Snap Fitness. Yeah, shout
Speaker 1: out to her trainer Mic and she is like amazing.
Speaker 1: So I got to figure she's probably, you know, hooking
Speaker 1: up with some like I don't know, the dentist or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 6: I would I'm trying to slide under DMS myself. I've
Speaker 6: been seeing her. She doesn't know how to check those.
Speaker 1: I know, but she doesn't know how to check those.
Speaker 1: She's more savvy than actually you finished. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: is that.
Speaker 2: It, Jenny?
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 6: Those are signs that people are cheating that's not very
Speaker 6: obvious and taping through.
Speaker 1: It shout out Happy birthday. The thirteen year old Zach
Speaker 1: he listens with me is mama on iHeartRadio. Would love
Speaker 1: to hear his name on the radio new teenager in
Speaker 1: the world, and that it says thank you Bailey. And
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if mom's name is Bailey or if
Speaker 1: she's saying thank you Bailey.
Speaker 2: J has I'm.
Speaker 4: Happy birthdays.
Speaker 1: Can we look at our Halloween bracket? Let's do that's
Speaker 1: an important thing. So the Halloween movie bracket, So.
Speaker 3: We were doing horror movies on our Instagram story yesterday.
Speaker 3: We were down to the last four. We was Halloween,
Speaker 3: the Michael Michael Meyers movie versus The Conjuring and winning
Speaker 3: fifty eight percent of the vote.
Speaker 2: It's Halloween. Okay, good, I like that good.
Speaker 3: And then it was The Shining versus Scream. This one
Speaker 3: was very, very close. It was fifty the Shining moved on.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I think it's better than Scream.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we're down to the last two. Halloween versus The Shining.
Speaker 3: I've never seen The Shining. I've seen Halloween. I feel
Speaker 3: like Halloween's gonna wind. It's literally red. But is it
Speaker 3: actually gonna win because it's the scariest horror movie ever?
Speaker 3: Is it just because it's called Halloween.
Speaker 4: I think it's that we're just rating the best, not
Speaker 4: the scariest.
Speaker 1: I don't know that the best ones made it all
Speaker 1: the way through to the top round, but you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's what the votes do. It is
Speaker 1: an iconic I'm not gonna hurt you, Andy, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna bash your blanket.
Speaker 2: Head in thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: You know that's from No Scooby Doo. My head We'll
Speaker 1: be right back on Katie WV with your Sabrina Carpenter
Speaker 1: keyword and psychic Gary Spivey comes up in one hour.
Speaker 2: If you need to leave and come back, we get it.
Speaker 1: You got stuff going on, and I wanted to let
Speaker 1: you know whether you're in the same situation. You your
Speaker 1: partner can't die first, because you wouldn't know what to
Speaker 1: do if your partner died first. I wouldn't know how
Speaker 1: to pay the power bill. I wouldn't know how to
Speaker 1: make a plane reservation. I wouldn't know how to do
Speaker 1: nothing in this Wow, are you in the same boat
Speaker 1: as me? You have to die, have to die first,
Speaker 1: because if Susan dies first, I'm going to have to
Speaker 1: move in with Jenny because I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: able to know how to turn the furnace on.
Speaker 2: What Wait, what