1 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:18,760 Speaker 1: Further fourteen passed. I'm commed. He's Brett lake Moore here 2 00:00:18,760 --> 00:00:20,720 Speaker 1: for another hour before we turn it over to a 3 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,120 Speaker 1: best of Dan Perrero. And then we have a hodgepodge 4 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:26,000 Speaker 1: of stuff now for the next few weeks, over the 5 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: end of the last week or so of the year, 6 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: about a week right, six seven days. I know sinnecon 7 00:00:33,560 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: is in this chair one day next week and is 8 00:00:36,479 --> 00:00:39,800 Speaker 1: it fallness too? I think that's it. Then we've got 9 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 1: bowl games and basketball and football and all sorts of 10 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: stuff and some BESTU so, but I hope you enjoy 11 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: your holiday season and we'll see you next year. Yeah, 12 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:54,800 Speaker 1: here's a you said. He hadn't heard the email sounder 13 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,560 Speaker 1: in a long time, and here we go, stam into Common. 14 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: Not longer, it says Common. Long time fan of the 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,479 Speaker 1: grum wanted to ish you potato baby brother Peter and Deuce, 16 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 1: he said, and the soon to bead champion of spread 17 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 1: Swing Deuce and Merry Christmas. I'm looking at purchasing your 18 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: book and I promise it will not be used as 19 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: a bookend. Keep up the good I mean, the mediocre work. 20 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 1: I send him the same, uh well wishes for Marry Christmas. 21 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 1: In a happy New Year. There are no more books available. 22 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: If you go to common Man, well, that's actually good. 23 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: If you go well for me, that's bad for it. 24 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:42,399 Speaker 1: If you go to commonmanbook dot com, you'll find something 25 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 1: else there to buy tickets to the twenty twenty six 26 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: Flops With and Tears Tour. The tour this year is 27 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: called the Petty Theft Tour. We have two shows lined 28 00:01:56,920 --> 00:02:02,840 Speaker 1: up into twenty six to comand book dot com and 29 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: you will find tickets for our show. And here's what's crazy. 30 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: You know, Sawus and I've been doing comedy for a 31 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 1: long time together and we've worked everywhere. I've had people say, yeah, 32 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: oh sure, you can work at the New Hope Cinema 33 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: Grill and you can work at the Cato Ballroom and 34 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:18,720 Speaker 1: man Cato and you can. They'll let you in at 35 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:27,720 Speaker 1: the Sanctuary up in up in uh Fargo, Grandma's in Duluth. 36 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,000 Speaker 1: We'll let you know. Oh sure, you can work the 37 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: Mermaid in in Mounds. You can work Birdies Golf over 38 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 1: in Woodbury. Uh you can work here and you can 39 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 1: work there, but you'll never work the Eagles Club in Rochester. Well, 40 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: guess what. Guess what. January thirty first Flops, Wet and Tears, 41 00:02:54,440 --> 00:03:01,720 Speaker 1: The Petty Theft Tour will be in Rochester show Commonman 42 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 1: meets Sauce and Larry Mondela Guy. Tickets are available right 43 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:08,239 Speaker 1: now at commonmanbooks dot com. Come, where's the name of 44 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,600 Speaker 1: the place again? Eagles Club? What time would that be? 45 00:03:10,919 --> 00:03:13,800 Speaker 1: Seven thirty? Start? Look at that phone number there if 46 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:16,640 Speaker 1: you have no phone number, necessary, if you got a 47 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:18,359 Speaker 1: website of the phone number, just in case something might 48 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,440 Speaker 1: ask me. I always like to be well, well, we 49 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,920 Speaker 1: don't have a phone number, don't need one. All you 50 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 1: need to just go to commonmanbook dot common purchase your 51 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 1: tickets cheaper than a wants to buy a book. And 52 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: then if you can't make that show, well, Wilburg, We've 53 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:31,040 Speaker 1: got another one for you, and this one you buy 54 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,840 Speaker 1: tickets from Kato Ballroom dot com. We're gonna be at 55 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 1: the legendary Kato Ballroom. That is October, No October February. 56 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,680 Speaker 1: I looked yesterday. Can you look as February twenty first 57 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: or twenty three? I think twenty first is a Saturday? 58 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:45,920 Speaker 1: Is that correct? Look? Can? Well? 59 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 2: I had your website? 60 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 1: Yeah? 61 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 2: There, but uh, where are we looking for February? 62 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 1: What is it twenty first is out of Saturday? 63 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,600 Speaker 2: That is a Saturday, that's February twenty first. 64 00:03:54,640 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 1: We'll be at the Kato Ballrooms. Well, have two shows 65 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,800 Speaker 1: coming up. We hope to add more, but those two 66 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: shows and you can go to commondadbook dot com and 67 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 1: we'd love to. 68 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 3: I love the picture on the the Petty Petty theft 69 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,600 Speaker 3: or it's you and sauce. Well, let's just say you 70 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 3: have to go to common book dot com to see it. 71 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's we do like it. I think it's thank 72 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: you very much for you. That's my idea. 73 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,039 Speaker 2: By the way, that's brilliant. 74 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:31,040 Speaker 1: Okay, I had a I had a segue here. Someone 75 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: just said, after this, you'll never work the Eagle again. 76 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 1: I they can't, probably right after they see this show. 77 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 1: That'll be the end of the end. I know what 78 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 1: I wanted to do was I we were talking about football, 79 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: and then I wanted to say, speaking of football, I 80 00:04:48,880 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: had in the story I wanted to get to. I 81 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 1: can't find it. But I have another one here that 82 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 1: I like too. The National Football season is a National 83 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,000 Speaker 1: pot League season not coming to a close. There is 84 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 1: one game on the slate that probably isn't getting as 85 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,919 Speaker 1: much attention as it should because it's two terrible teams 86 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: in terrible cities with terrible fans in terrible stadiums. Are 87 00:05:24,279 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: they in Oakland, Los Angeles? Or in La Now or Vegas? 88 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 3: They're in Vegas the Radiators, Yes, the Las Vegas Radiators. 89 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 1: Two and thirteen versus two and fourteen. Now thirteen, we'll 90 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,280 Speaker 1: be taking on the two and thirteen. 91 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 2: The New York Football Calculators. 92 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're football calculators. It's the battle for the number 93 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 1: one pick in the National Football League Draft, the coveted 94 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 1: number one pick in the National Football Lead Draft. Everybody 95 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:02,000 Speaker 1: wants the number one pick. Now, I know, quarterback wise, 96 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: I don't think this is nearly This is what the 97 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: people that pay attention to this kind of thing tell me. 98 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,760 Speaker 1: The quarterback class this year isn't as strong as it 99 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: was like two years ago. It didn't last year, but 100 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:18,520 Speaker 1: two years when you know, five went in the top ten, 101 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 1: including our guy JJ McCarthy. But still you like having 102 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,039 Speaker 1: the number one. Once you get to two and thirteen, 103 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: it's like, I know there are people that thought that thing. 104 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 1: I'm off base wanting the Vikings to play really well 105 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: for three games played brilliant, exciting games, well played, and 106 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:43,640 Speaker 1: just lose to a team that kicks a field though 107 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 1: to win the game so they can get a better 108 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,640 Speaker 1: draft pick. Now, we want to win games, Bill went 109 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: to and we're not going to tank. And I know 110 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,040 Speaker 1: players don't tank in this and anything. But you've got 111 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:57,880 Speaker 1: two teams that are two and thirteen, And what if 112 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,800 Speaker 1: the game did turn into two teams that are tanking. 113 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:04,599 Speaker 1: Guy drops back to pass and the other team doesn't 114 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,600 Speaker 1: try to really rush the quarterback, and all they kind 115 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,479 Speaker 1: of do. It's almost like they're playing in the Pro Bowl, 116 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 1: where they just kind of push up against the offensive players, 117 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:13,480 Speaker 1: but they're really not trying, and the quarterbacks drop make goes, well, 118 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 1: I want to throw an interception, but there's no pressure 119 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 1: on me right now, and then so he says, well, 120 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: I better just throw it, and the wide receivers try 121 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:24,840 Speaker 1: not to get open right because he doesn't want to 122 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,040 Speaker 1: be open because they want to lose the game. And 123 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,360 Speaker 1: then the defenders not following. He's going, dude, cover me. 124 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:32,480 Speaker 1: I'm giving you a chance to cover me and get 125 00:07:32,480 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 1: it here me man, I'm out. That actually would be 126 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: I would watch that game two teams trying as hard 127 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:44,240 Speaker 1: as they can not to win, because I mean, eventually, 128 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:47,360 Speaker 1: you got to throw the ball. You gotta run Otherwise, 129 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,360 Speaker 1: how long does a pass play start? Your guy drops 130 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: back to pass, no one's rushing him. He doesn't want 131 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,280 Speaker 1: to run, he doesn't want to throw a completion. Eventually 132 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: he'll just throw it into the dirt. It would just be 133 00:07:57,080 --> 00:07:59,160 Speaker 1: three and out, three and out, three and out, three 134 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:02,400 Speaker 1: and out. Because that first round pick is so covet it. 135 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:03,960 Speaker 1: I think would be a marvelous way to see a 136 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 1: football game. I wouldn't want it every week, but this 137 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,760 Speaker 1: is a game that's worth watching. What if both teams 138 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:11,240 Speaker 1: do side to tank? Now, it'd be hard to tell 139 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 1: because you're both terrible, but the idea of two teams 140 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 1: not trying at all would make for marvelous theater in 141 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:24,440 Speaker 1: the National Football League. Go Raiders, Go Gonculators. It should 142 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 1: be a hell of a game. We'll take a break, 143 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 1: come back with more here in the Common Ban program 144 00:08:27,320 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 1: on the fan. Yeah, join the fans. 145 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:42,800 Speaker 3: Corey Cove Monday, December twenty ninth and Willie McCoy's and 146 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 3: Ramsey for Coors Light Hockey Night is the name of 147 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 3: the place again. Willie McCoy's in Ramsey COR's Light Hockey Night. 148 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,719 Speaker 3: You can drop by starting at seven to catch Minnesota 149 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:56,120 Speaker 3: and get Las Vegas enjoy ice Cold Corps Light specials 150 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,720 Speaker 3: played trivia for a chance to win great prizes, including 151 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,840 Speaker 3: Sweet tickets for a game and Jayanuary pull details kfan 152 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 3: dot Conky recount. 153 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,599 Speaker 1: What's the name of the place again, Willie McCoy and 154 00:09:04,679 --> 00:09:07,640 Speaker 1: what time will that be in Ramsey December twenty ninth. 155 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:10,600 Speaker 1: That's a Monday at seven pm. Very good. I'm not 156 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:14,160 Speaker 1: sure there's a website. I don't have a pen any 157 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:17,199 Speaker 1: wish to write it down, so I know what I 158 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:21,760 Speaker 1: was gonna Speaking of football, that was gonna be my segue. No, 159 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,080 Speaker 1: speaking of boxing was gonna be the segue. Remember we 160 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,439 Speaker 1: were talking a boxing a little bit earlier, were talking 161 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: about ludo. We heard me calling out a guy at 162 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:32,960 Speaker 1: a bar and blah blah blah. I'm gonna ask a question. 163 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,360 Speaker 1: I already know the answer, but I got to kill 164 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:40,600 Speaker 1: time here. Did you watch Anthony Josh versus Jake Paul 165 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,319 Speaker 1: Friday Night? 166 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,120 Speaker 2: I actually did no. 167 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:47,200 Speaker 3: Oh, but I saw the clip of the hits and 168 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:48,959 Speaker 3: you did not watch the fight. 169 00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:51,719 Speaker 2: I did not follow Jake Paul as closely as I 170 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:52,080 Speaker 2: want tod. 171 00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,320 Speaker 1: I watched the fight, and the only reason I did 172 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: was because A, I've got life in B. I didn't 173 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,079 Speaker 1: have to pay for. I mean, I I technically paid 174 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:06,760 Speaker 1: for because I have Netflix, but I mean, it wasn't 175 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 1: a pay per view fight. I've vowed never to buy, 176 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,960 Speaker 1: though I've broken that vowel a couple of times. Not 177 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 1: only have I I've broken that vow I just took 178 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,520 Speaker 1: a look at my New Year's resolutions for twenty twenty five. 179 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:18,760 Speaker 2: Are you a big New York seroy? 180 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,559 Speaker 1: Yeah I am. And not only have I broken all 181 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:22,280 Speaker 1: of my New Year's resolutions, but seven of the Ten 182 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 1: Commandments as well. So I vowed never to buy a 183 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:28,040 Speaker 1: pay per view again, because every time I buy, I 184 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: have people say this could be a great fight. It 185 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,280 Speaker 1: is the fight everybody's way to have to fight on 186 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,000 Speaker 1: this century. Got to see it. You can't miss this, 187 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:36,040 Speaker 1: And I go, all right, Then you plunk down there 188 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,000 Speaker 1: seventy nine ninety nine or eighty nine ninety nine or 189 00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:40,800 Speaker 1: ninety nine ninety whatever it is, and then it's just 190 00:10:40,920 --> 00:10:44,480 Speaker 1: usually looks like two guys doing ballroom dancing, just mugging 191 00:10:44,480 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 1: each other hugging each other, and it's like, yes, that 192 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: wasn't worth it. I said, well, I'll watch. I went 193 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,800 Speaker 1: in very skeptical. While I don't feel like any of 194 00:10:53,920 --> 00:11:00,840 Speaker 1: j Paul's fights have been rigged. It's funny, how other 195 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:03,520 Speaker 1: than the one time when he fought Tyson Fury's brother, 196 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,680 Speaker 1: he lost, every other fight he wins, and a couple 197 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,199 Speaker 1: of times he was fighting some guys that had a 198 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:11,040 Speaker 1: little bit of a fight reputation of some sort. I 199 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:14,240 Speaker 1: mean the guys, you know, all these influencer people, there's 200 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:18,120 Speaker 1: so many of them that are geniuses. They've taken They 201 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:24,960 Speaker 1: really have no discernible skills or talent and anything other 202 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: than creating controversy and drawing people too. They're attracted to 203 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,360 Speaker 1: their behavior, their wild and craziness. You know, that's it. 204 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,280 Speaker 1: And I'm not against that. I mean, any way, you 205 00:11:38,320 --> 00:11:40,120 Speaker 1: can make a buck man a showbiz right. 206 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 4: Give my reck Gods to Broadway, remember me on Harold Square? 207 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 1: Right, Sure, it's entertainment and what you know, whatever gets 208 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 1: you through the night. You were going to say something 209 00:11:56,520 --> 00:11:56,680 Speaker 1: I was. 210 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:01,079 Speaker 3: I said, Jake Paul has selected his opponents very favorable. 211 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:12,800 Speaker 1: Yes, exactly so. And there's a younger generation that likes influencers. 212 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,280 Speaker 1: They like these people that are on tick face and 213 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:23,439 Speaker 1: talk book and what are all some of the others. 214 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:26,679 Speaker 1: You've got Insta, the whole thing, right Twitter, you know 215 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:31,319 Speaker 1: they love those things. Yes, right, they like that and 216 00:12:31,559 --> 00:12:34,640 Speaker 1: they like those people and they're wound crazy and it's cool. 217 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:37,360 Speaker 1: It's good for them at least hopefully the money they're making, 218 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:43,160 Speaker 1: their paying taxes on that to make America strong. And 219 00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: he is position to me though, it's kind of an 220 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:52,480 Speaker 1: insult to people that really are serious sweet scientists. You know, 221 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:57,800 Speaker 1: people that really have they've started in the amateurs. And 222 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:02,280 Speaker 1: you know, a guy like True Acts, amateur fighter, fought 223 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:05,480 Speaker 1: in all these clubs, built up his career working at 224 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:08,080 Speaker 1: Ron likes Jim, and you know, Ron likes Jim, like 225 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 1: all these boxing gym's. It's it's it's not a palatial palace. 226 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:15,640 Speaker 1: These are gritty places, right, and you fight a lot 227 00:13:15,679 --> 00:13:18,600 Speaker 1: of undercards and you know the punches for pay rank 228 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,599 Speaker 1: is it's it's it's it's it's a tough way to 229 00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,959 Speaker 1: make a living and you got to earn your way 230 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,760 Speaker 1: to that top man. A guy like True Accident take 231 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 1: your lumps and then influencer, guys fighting for multimillion dollar 232 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,439 Speaker 1: purses without ever having an amateur fight, or maybe have 233 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:37,240 Speaker 1: a couple of ballroom but that's okay, I'm not I'm 234 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:41,439 Speaker 1: just saying you kind of going, you know. So he 235 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,960 Speaker 1: decides to he was if I have this straight, he 236 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,400 Speaker 1: was originally going to fight either Dusty Trunks or will 237 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:52,640 Speaker 1: he get up? And then they they bowed out, so 238 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 1: they panicked and said, I want to fight Anthony Joshua. 239 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 1: Now Joshua, I think i'd call him a semi retired 240 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:05,280 Speaker 1: heavyweight champion. He's from He's from Britain, from England. He 241 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:08,560 Speaker 1: was the unified champ at one point he lost to 242 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 1: I don't remember who he lose to, who's sick, or 243 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,079 Speaker 1: he lost his titles to somebody other. I think maybe 244 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,040 Speaker 1: he's lost a couple of title fights. So he was 245 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,360 Speaker 1: kind of like in Limbo. I don't even know if 246 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: he was playing or never fight again. I thing maybe 247 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 1: he was semi he was semi retired. Anyways, all of 248 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,680 Speaker 1: a sudden, Jay Paul's people call him, say you want 249 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,000 Speaker 1: to fight because what's the money worth? Well, we'll probably 250 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:30,760 Speaker 1: get your ninety two million dollars. I'm in right now. 251 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,880 Speaker 1: He says it wasn't ninety two. There were reports each 252 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 1: got ninety two. He was asked, is this the most 253 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,360 Speaker 1: money you've ever made it in a fight? Said unfortunately, 254 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:40,320 Speaker 1: not so. I think that price might have been closer 255 00:14:40,360 --> 00:14:42,840 Speaker 1: to fifty million. What an outrage fifty million dollars to 256 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 1: beat up on somebody. Yeah, yeah, to beat up on 257 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:52,320 Speaker 1: six minutes times three. Well, we know that nine plus 258 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:56,400 Speaker 1: eighteen equals six in this town, but nine times three 259 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,520 Speaker 1: is twenty seven a minute between each one of those rounds, 260 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: A little or half hours worth for fifty million dollars, 261 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: if you call it work. I mean he was never 262 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 1: in any danger. I think Jake Paul landed one the 263 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,800 Speaker 1: worst that happened to Joshua's. He's probably got fingernail scratches 264 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: all over his legs from his knees down because every 265 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 1: time Joshua started to hit him a couple of times, 266 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: Jake Paul would just fall down to his knees and 267 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,880 Speaker 1: grab him around his legs. It was embarrassing. It was 268 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 1: like and I and I'm I guess I'm part of 269 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 1: the problem. I'm watching. You know, if people like me 270 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,440 Speaker 1: didn't watch, he wouldn't be getting this kind of attention, 271 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:32,320 Speaker 1: And I was thinking going into the fight because of 272 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:35,560 Speaker 1: what I believe to be and maybe I'm wrong, because 273 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:44,040 Speaker 1: I've been wrong a lot. The semi retired status of Joshua, 274 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,080 Speaker 1: he gets a call out of the blue. It's almost 275 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,480 Speaker 1: like winning the lottery. Jake, Paul wants to fight, really, 276 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,840 Speaker 1: he was, you're making that up? He wants to fight me. 277 00:15:52,880 --> 00:15:55,440 Speaker 1: I'm real fighter, seriously, former heavyweight champion of the world 278 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 1: two time, not once, but two time, or you know, 279 00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 1: unified champion. Yeah, and he's what kind of money I'm in? Right? 280 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,040 Speaker 1: But then I'm thinking, I mean, if Paul's all right, 281 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 1: I think josh was trainer or manager even said I 282 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:11,040 Speaker 1: don't remember exactly how he said. I'm paraphrasing, but he 283 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 1: was basically saying, you know, we're not taking a dive here, 284 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: We're really fighting. He had to actually say that, right, 285 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:17,960 Speaker 1: because that's what you're thinking. You're said, you think, well, 286 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,720 Speaker 1: there's no way. Well the fight should never have been 287 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,400 Speaker 1: sanctioned to begin with. It was sanctioned as a real 288 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,320 Speaker 1: It wasn't an exhibition. It was sanctioned as a legitimate 289 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,480 Speaker 1: fight between a guy who had to put on a 290 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 1: bunch of weight to get to two ten, two fifteen, 291 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,920 Speaker 1: to fighting a guy that was the once to have this. 292 00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:41,160 Speaker 1: This is almost criminal, right, But when he talks, so 293 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:48,800 Speaker 1: they put him in the ring and early but I'm 294 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,240 Speaker 1: thinking he's not he's not even he's not going to 295 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,200 Speaker 1: take a dive, but he's gonna he's not going to 296 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: try to hurt Jake Paul because Jake Paul just made 297 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,760 Speaker 1: him fifty million dollars. And you know, hey, wait, we 298 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,000 Speaker 1: love to have you fight Jake Paul. Great, well, I 299 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:04,880 Speaker 1: sure hope he didn't get hurt. You know, he wants 300 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:07,160 Speaker 1: to fight you, but boy, we sure hope he don't 301 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 1: get hurt. And then you go, oh, I see, so 302 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,440 Speaker 1: you want me. I'm gonna win. I'll win by decision, 303 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,120 Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna hurt the guy. 304 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,359 Speaker 1: And then he can say I went to distance with 305 00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: the champions. You know, just it's it's all a game. 306 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,359 Speaker 1: It's a rocket, right. Well, that's not what it looked 307 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: early on because Joshua wouldn't throw right hand. He just wouldn't. 308 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,479 Speaker 1: And when he did, he kind of just plowed out 309 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,280 Speaker 1: and then finally knocked him down a couple of times 310 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 1: they got that six round and he hit him with 311 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:37,399 Speaker 1: a right hand that almost separated his head from his torso. 312 00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:41,680 Speaker 1: And I mean the Paul gives that he's a tough kid. 313 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 1: You know, he's got a cinder block for a head. 314 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:48,400 Speaker 1: You know, he gets up and flows down and gets 315 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 1: it and goes on. He ended up, he had to 316 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:57,359 Speaker 1: have surgery. His jaw was broken in two places. And 317 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,680 Speaker 1: I know he made a lot of money and you 318 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:04,320 Speaker 1: light the attention, but couldn't you have like done a 319 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,639 Speaker 1: high wire act instead. I mean, people will watch you, 320 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,080 Speaker 1: They'll watch Jake Paul do anything because they love it. 321 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,960 Speaker 1: Go do a car, will lend and do a tightrope 322 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:14,320 Speaker 1: walking thing. Just do a trapease act. Don't get in 323 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,000 Speaker 1: the ring with a guy that can basically kill you. 324 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 1: But the craziest part of it is he's in his 325 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:27,199 Speaker 1: It's a picture on instuff in his hospital bed and 326 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:31,680 Speaker 1: the caption is like, hey, job broke in two places, 327 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:36,640 Speaker 1: but I'm doing okay, and give me ten days. Ten days, 328 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:39,119 Speaker 1: then bring bring on Canelo, you know, doing bring on 329 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:43,360 Speaker 1: Canelo Averice. And the thing is he's not kidding. But 330 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,080 Speaker 1: my response to that, and well, he wouldn't do it 331 00:18:46,119 --> 00:18:48,240 Speaker 1: in ten days. But he's like, he's trying to show 332 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:50,880 Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm not here. He's kind of making light 333 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,760 Speaker 1: of being of getting six different kinds kicked out of him. 334 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,720 Speaker 1: He's trying to make it so it doesn't look quite 335 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,879 Speaker 1: as embarrassing as stupid. Right. I get that that's what 336 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,760 Speaker 1: he's trying to do, and I'm thinking of my he's serious, 337 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:07,840 Speaker 1: he'd like to to fight Albarez. But at this point, 338 00:19:08,119 --> 00:19:13,560 Speaker 1: even Jake Paul's most ardent supporters, they can't want that, 339 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,679 Speaker 1: can they. He doesn't deserve to fight Canelo Alvarez. He 340 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:18,880 Speaker 1: I mean, and I know Josh was much bigger than 341 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,600 Speaker 1: he is and Albarez to be morses no one wants. 342 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:25,639 Speaker 1: You don't deserve if you've done nothing in your boxing career. 343 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:29,440 Speaker 1: And I'm using air quotes to deserve to fight Canelo Alvarez. 344 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,920 Speaker 1: Guy needs long term psychiatric care and he can afford it. 345 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,760 Speaker 1: Trust me, he can afford it. We'll break, We'll come back. 346 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,800 Speaker 1: One more segment Togo. This is the common Maan program 347 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,280 Speaker 1: in the fan. 348 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 3: You it does a Christmas Day showdown with the MotorCity kiddies. 349 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,800 Speaker 3: You can swing by the plaza the cafe intent near 350 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:50,880 Speaker 3: US Bank Stadium. 351 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 1: What's the name of the place again? 352 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,160 Speaker 3: The plaza, the plaza, the cafe in booth Ascars three team. 353 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,639 Speaker 3: I can score Papa Murphy's game day meal deals for 354 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,680 Speaker 3: a year all the de hells KFN dot com keyword calendar. 355 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,919 Speaker 1: I will be there, uh well, not event in the plaza, 356 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,680 Speaker 1: not in the plaza, will be inside the stadium. I'll 357 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,159 Speaker 1: be there for the game, taking the family and we're 358 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,760 Speaker 1: gonna go. It should be fun Wagen's worst lines. I'll 359 00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:17,639 Speaker 1: hear that game on this radio station. I'm assuming are 360 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:19,119 Speaker 1: we doing a two and a half hour pregame is 361 00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:21,480 Speaker 1: at one o'clock to three thirty where they just start 362 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 1: at one to thirty. It's got to be a one thirties. 363 00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:27,160 Speaker 1: You don't add an extra half hour for meeting this game. Yeah, 364 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:28,600 Speaker 1: but I don't know. But you can hear the game 365 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 1: on this radio station on Christmas Day. This is a 366 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 1: story this individual stories News knew, but the topic is 367 00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:45,480 Speaker 1: and I stumbled across on Associated Press about tattoo removal, 368 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:57,359 Speaker 1: how expensive and painful it is. Here's a It says 369 00:20:57,359 --> 00:21:02,000 Speaker 1: the oldest known tattoos were found on remains of a 370 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:05,280 Speaker 1: Neolithic man who lived in the Italian Alps around three 371 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:13,399 Speaker 1: hundred BC, well before the Egyptians built the pyramids in Egypt. 372 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:23,840 Speaker 1: Because that was like in the eighteen hundreds. Many mummies 373 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:29,320 Speaker 1: from ancient Egypt also have tattoos. I wonder why mothers 374 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:33,160 Speaker 1: would get tattoos. It doesn't make any sense to me. Hell, 375 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,240 Speaker 1: we're struggling for material here. I get it. It's the 376 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,840 Speaker 1: end of the show. Then it is my last show 377 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 1: of the year. This is the victory for me. Yeah, 378 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:43,440 Speaker 1: I'm so. I'm as many bad jokes as I can 379 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,000 Speaker 1: pull out, I will. Matter of fact, did you hear 380 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:52,359 Speaker 1: that he saw us at a brain eating ameba? No, 381 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:59,720 Speaker 1: it starved to death. Hell, first time I ever met 382 00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,080 Speaker 1: meet so, he was in the breakroom staring at a 383 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:09,160 Speaker 1: carton of orange, just because I said concentrate. Tattoo removal 384 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 1: likely as almost as old as the practice of inking, 385 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:16,119 Speaker 1: and included scraping the skin to get the pigments off 386 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:22,679 Speaker 1: or out ouch like sandpaper. A more civilized method evolved 387 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,720 Speaker 1: in this nineteen sixties, when Leon Goldman, a University of 388 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:32,560 Speaker 1: Cincinnata dermatologist, used hot vapor bursts from a laser on 389 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: tattoos and the skin that those tattoos were on. Let 390 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,560 Speaker 1: me ask you a question of this story goes on 391 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:45,280 Speaker 1: to say it was twenty twenty three survey by the 392 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,520 Speaker 1: Pew Research Center. How many people, how many adults in 393 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 1: the United States? What percentage of adults in the United States? 394 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,440 Speaker 1: Do you believe? You're not looking up the story? I'm 395 00:22:54,440 --> 00:23:03,520 Speaker 1: not okay, how many? I wouldn't blame them, why would you? 396 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:10,600 Speaker 1: So they set how many adults? What percentage of of 397 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,560 Speaker 1: adults in the United States have a tattoo? What do 398 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:15,520 Speaker 1: you think that percent? I think it's pretty high. 399 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,640 Speaker 2: It sounds like I'm I feel like I'm playing over Under. 400 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:22,359 Speaker 3: I think it's I don't know, probably sixty five percent. 401 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,560 Speaker 1: No, that's that's that's almost double thirty two percent, which 402 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 1: I still think is to me is a fairly high number. 403 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,679 Speaker 1: But I know what you're saying. Thirty two percent. That 404 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:36,480 Speaker 1: means three out of every ten people you encounter probably 405 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 1: has a tattoo over under a game. 406 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,359 Speaker 2: I'm terrible at as evidenced by that. 407 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:44,040 Speaker 1: What percentage have more than one tattoo? Of those thirty 408 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 1: two percentage you have more. 409 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,880 Speaker 3: Of those thirty two Yeah, Well, they always say it's addicting, 410 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,160 Speaker 3: so i'd I'd say it's pretty high. 411 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,320 Speaker 1: It's way low. Twenty two percent, I would agree. I 412 00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: would have agree with you. Well, that's what you hear. 413 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,159 Speaker 1: Once you get one, you can't start, no, I trust me. 414 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:04,520 Speaker 1: I know people drummer guide Wdmr the dimmer he has, 415 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:11,439 Speaker 1: he has a whole they call a sleeve, right. I 416 00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:13,760 Speaker 1: have nothing against tattoos. I just don't want one personally. 417 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:15,600 Speaker 1: How about you? Do you have a tattoos? 418 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:18,000 Speaker 2: I don't needles and me don't don't jast. 419 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:23,280 Speaker 1: You would look, why don't you get If I were 420 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,639 Speaker 1: to get one, I've considered it before. When I narrowed 421 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:27,760 Speaker 1: it down to two things. It was either going to 422 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:33,159 Speaker 1: be a blue chainsaw with blood dripping from it or 423 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:37,680 Speaker 1: or on my foreheaded rat vomiting. Those where I narrowed 424 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,719 Speaker 1: it down to so, I thought those really made a statement. 425 00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:42,200 Speaker 1: They really were gnarly. I mean, like mean a tough 426 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:45,480 Speaker 1: Either a blue chain saw with blood dripping from it 427 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,119 Speaker 1: or a rat vomiting. Those were going to be the 428 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:59,199 Speaker 1: ones I chose. Tracy Herman young late well, fifty four 429 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,920 Speaker 1: years old. That's young to me. I'm six seven now 430 00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,359 Speaker 1: out of Plymouth, Michigan, which is just west of Detroit, 431 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 1: has eight tattoos and is in the process of getting 432 00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 1: four phrases, including one step at a time, surrender and 433 00:25:19,359 --> 00:25:21,720 Speaker 1: through it all. That's what she has tattoos. She has 434 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:26,520 Speaker 1: one step at a time, Surrendered through all. Those are 435 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 1: three different tattoos. She's going to have them remove from 436 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:35,320 Speaker 1: her feet and arms. They're on her feet ten. They 437 00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,960 Speaker 1: say this is so painful. I mean, think about this. 438 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,399 Speaker 1: I have trouble tolerating the pain when I stub my 439 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:47,600 Speaker 1: big toe. I can't imagine a laser removing a tattoo 440 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:56,000 Speaker 1: from my skin. She started thinking up about six years 441 00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:01,840 Speaker 1: ago and says she doesn't regret getting the tattoos. She said, 442 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:06,639 Speaker 1: maybe a different choice. Maybe she's at She's in her 443 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,560 Speaker 1: fourth tattoo removal session at Chroma Tattoo Studio and Laser 444 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:18,879 Speaker 1: Tattoo Removal in Brighton, Michigan. She said, there was a 445 00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 1: period in my life that I felt I needed some 446 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,719 Speaker 1: extra reminder. I thought I would just embrace the period 447 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 1: in my life, so that helped, and then just to 448 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,879 Speaker 1: surrender and give it over to God. So half of 449 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,920 Speaker 1: them were really really pivotal to getting me over the 450 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:33,760 Speaker 1: hump in my life. She needed a reminder she needed 451 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:38,119 Speaker 1: a permanent reminder. I would have personally just tied a 452 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,720 Speaker 1: string around my finger. Have you ever heard of that? 453 00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 1: We'd put a string on her finger? Why did I 454 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:42,359 Speaker 1: do that? 455 00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 3: Oh? 456 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,080 Speaker 1: I know, to get me over the hump. And then 457 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,760 Speaker 1: you could take the string off at night and put 458 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:48,480 Speaker 1: it back on. You get a new string, different colors 459 00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,119 Speaker 1: of string, you could use yarn even That would have 460 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 1: been my choice rather than I've got to permanently tell 461 00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,680 Speaker 1: myself get over the hump at more. You know again, 462 00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,159 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not casting judgment on her. I'm just 463 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,000 Speaker 1: saying that's what I would have recommended. If she said, 464 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:12,480 Speaker 1: I really need something to remind me to surrender to 465 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:16,120 Speaker 1: to one step at a time and through it all, 466 00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:20,359 Speaker 1: I just put a string on your finger remind you 467 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: that way said I had a less painful and cheaper Yeah. 468 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,840 Speaker 1: What's a tat cost? Google? 469 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 2: It will you a couple hundred bucks a lead? 470 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,200 Speaker 1: Well, I suppose it depends what kind of a tat? 471 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,159 Speaker 2: Yeah, how big it is? And artist fees. 472 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,320 Speaker 1: Do you know what the ay odd gator is? I 473 00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:40,199 Speaker 1: think so it's the logo from the ay odd shirts. Right, Yeah, 474 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,919 Speaker 1: my brother and his buddy I think they'd had a 475 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:44,000 Speaker 1: couple of thirteen fourteen. They went to a tattoo shop 476 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,080 Speaker 1: and on their chest where the where if you were 477 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,440 Speaker 1: wearing the shirt, where the little gator would be. They 478 00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,639 Speaker 1: had a tattooed under their chest of course, and my 479 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,320 Speaker 1: brother said, you're supposed to wait a certain period of 480 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,920 Speaker 1: time before you like do whatever, like were move whatever's there, 481 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 1: and he didn't. So now I just got a green splot. 482 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,440 Speaker 1: It's it's just looking. He's got some snot on his chest. 483 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,520 Speaker 1: It's really small. That's what it looks like. You know what. 484 00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:11,920 Speaker 1: The first rule of tattoos is, what's that? Never put 485 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:18,239 Speaker 1: a name on there? Right, Yeah, because like what if 486 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:23,119 Speaker 1: you tattoo your gal's name on it? What's your gal's name? No, rayah? 487 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,560 Speaker 1: So what if you putting a rye on there? And 488 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,640 Speaker 1: let's say you and to Ryan, I don't want this table. 489 00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:28,000 Speaker 1: Let's say you end up going your separate raise. Now 490 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,600 Speaker 1: you've got a rye on your arm forever, and it's like, yeah, huh, 491 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 1: and you might want to look at it to remember 492 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 1: by it am I not body? But still you know 493 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:39,240 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Yeah, So that's kind of the first rule. 494 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,520 Speaker 1: I think a tattoos is no names unless it's your mom. 495 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,960 Speaker 1: I in the mom, if you're your mother, or you know, 496 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,520 Speaker 1: if you had a son or a daughter that were 497 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,840 Speaker 1: tragically lost. You know, I can see why you would 498 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 1: want to put their name on them to honor you. 499 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,640 Speaker 3: I feel like the other one would be no foreign 500 00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,800 Speaker 3: languages because you don't really know what it's. 501 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:57,440 Speaker 1: Well, that's true. 502 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,760 Speaker 2: So it's saying, yeah, like I have a buddy who 503 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,240 Speaker 2: got Lakita tattooed on him. 504 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,440 Speaker 1: You know what that means? Well, the way you translate 505 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:11,160 Speaker 1: that English. That's next to Denny's. Ryan Wright is a 506 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,840 Speaker 1: registered new owner of This is the name of his place, 507 00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:21,400 Speaker 1: ink Blasters, Precision Laser Tattoo Removal ink Blasters. It's a 508 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: good name. I'd get a jingle for the commercial too. 509 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,600 Speaker 1: I don't know what it would sound like. 510 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:43,040 Speaker 2: I think it's got to be aggressive, right, ink blasters. 511 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,520 Speaker 1: At ink blasters dot com, you know, kind of that 512 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 1: at Farmers Only dot com? Yeah, at ink blasters dot com. 513 00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:56,200 Speaker 1: Get your tattoo removed at ink blaster dot com. How 514 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:01,800 Speaker 1: would Dylan do it? Get your tattoo removed? Dad? E 515 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:08,920 Speaker 1: ain't glasses? Dad can so this? This cat Ryan Wright 516 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:14,960 Speaker 1: that owns Ian Glasses Precision Laser Tattoo Removal dot Com 517 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,080 Speaker 1: says a lot of people, when they get a new 518 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,040 Speaker 1: tattoo that makes some of their old tattoos look bad, 519 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:27,280 Speaker 1: they get the older tattoos removed or reworked. Because have 520 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,560 Speaker 1: you ever seen somebody like, let's say, I would have 521 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,880 Speaker 1: gotten a tatt here would have been a good one. 522 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 1: An island girl with a hula skirt on doing the 523 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,760 Speaker 1: hula on my arm, right, And I get that when 524 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:43,320 Speaker 1: I was young at miril and strong my twenties, you know, 525 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,160 Speaker 1: and your flesh. 526 00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,840 Speaker 2: Pecks make her dance, Yeah, you can make her dance. 527 00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:51,200 Speaker 1: And now I'm six seven and I got that muscle 528 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,160 Speaker 1: flab on the bottom of my arm because I never 529 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:57,000 Speaker 1: really had any muscles. But you know I'm talk about well, 530 00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,960 Speaker 1: now it looks like some misshapen glob, looks like an amoeba, 531 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,480 Speaker 1: you know, it looks like a one celled creature of 532 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,840 Speaker 1: some sort. You know, It's like, what was that supposed 533 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:11,720 Speaker 1: to be? It wasn't hula girl at one time? Who boy? No, 534 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:14,160 Speaker 1: it's hula girl. Not who boy, that's who the girl. 535 00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:22,480 Speaker 1: I always love that one. And then uh, another tattoo 536 00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: removal Guy says boredom plays a role too. You know, 537 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:32,040 Speaker 1: they got a tattoo off a whim and they and 538 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,080 Speaker 1: they're like, hey, I'm really bored at this. I don't 539 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:38,320 Speaker 1: want this anymore. It's not about hating their tattoo. It's 540 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:43,040 Speaker 1: about change to yourself. I've grown. I don't want to 541 00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 1: wrap that's vomiting anymore on my forehead. I want something different. 542 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:59,280 Speaker 1: Howard and Wright, like many who perform laser removals, use 543 00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:04,600 Speaker 1: something called the Q switching or quality switching laser. It 544 00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:09,480 Speaker 1: concentrates the light energy to intense short bursts or pulses. 545 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:14,240 Speaker 1: Here's what Right says, it's very painful. Nine out of ten. 546 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,920 Speaker 1: It kind of feels like a rubber band being snapped 547 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,640 Speaker 1: on your skin with hot bacon. 548 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:26,360 Speaker 2: Frees paints a picture. 549 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,920 Speaker 1: Howard says that she's the gal that had to have 550 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,960 Speaker 1: the one taken off her feet. She says, she admits 551 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,880 Speaker 1: the procedures painful, but you get through it. A couple 552 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 1: of days later, you're still feeling the sunburn, but it's okay. 553 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,760 Speaker 1: If you want it bad enough, you'll take it off 554 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,200 Speaker 1: because that's what you want. Light heat from the laser 555 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 1: breaks the ink into particles small enough to be absorbed 556 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:57,960 Speaker 1: by the body and later excrete it as waste. They'll 557 00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,840 Speaker 1: find out sometime from now that it gets in your 558 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,240 Speaker 1: bloodstream and he gets some kind of you know, ink 559 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:06,440 Speaker 1: cancer or something like that. Right, sometime always gets you. 560 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:18,120 Speaker 1: Howard consulted with herman as her forced session at Chroma began. 561 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 1: They spoke about the previous session and how far along 562 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:24,400 Speaker 1: they were with the incremble. Both then dawned dark sunglasses 563 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,920 Speaker 1: to protect their eyes from the brightness of the laser. 564 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:32,560 Speaker 1: It's almost like you're it's almost like you're you're, you're, you're, 565 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 1: you're at Dounewood. He taken up welding. Is that bright 566 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:45,120 Speaker 1: if you just wear a welder's helmet at that point? Right? 567 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,440 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it's a ten when you're getting it done, 568 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,200 Speaker 1: That's what she says. The pain is, it's a ten. 569 00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,640 Speaker 1: It's pretty intense. It's doable. I know price is sometimes 570 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,440 Speaker 1: an issue, but it's worth it. Howard says. The minimum 571 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:04,480 Speaker 1: she charges is one hund dollars per session, and it 572 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 1: takes it's right. Says that on a typical that he 573 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,560 Speaker 1: does about a dozen treatments, and that cost depends on 574 00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:19,239 Speaker 1: the square in size of the tattoo. Using laser to 575 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,360 Speaker 1: remove tattoos comes with some risks. Skin that bore the 576 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,319 Speaker 1: tattoo can be left lighter than surrounding skin. There can 577 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:30,279 Speaker 1: also be temporary scarring, infection, redness, or soreness. According to 578 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:35,440 Speaker 1: the US Food and Drug Administration, there's even been reports 579 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:41,719 Speaker 1: of testicular torsion when moving out good and the only 580 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:47,080 Speaker 1: cure for that is elevating your scrotum. I always love 581 00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 1: that one. People who have diabetes and are not controlling 582 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,120 Speaker 1: the diabetes should be wary of doing the tattoo removal. 583 00:34:55,800 --> 00:35:00,560 Speaker 1: Anybody with autoimmune disease or any immune deficiency, we can't 584 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,480 Speaker 1: do it if you're on blood flint, blood thinners. I 585 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,200 Speaker 1: go over the side effects with everyone. 586 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:11,080 Speaker 2: Man, or you just don't get tattoos. 587 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:16,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, but like you say, some you know, you don't 588 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,480 Speaker 1: call out other guys twice your size in a bar 589 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:25,719 Speaker 1: because he dissed one of your favorite fighters, either, right, Yeah, 590 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:31,279 Speaker 1: and nothing ever good comes from drinking. I would bet 591 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,960 Speaker 1: some tattoos. What percentage of people that got tattoos got 592 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,600 Speaker 1: the first one? They were drunk there and let's fire 593 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,759 Speaker 1: that tattoo sounds the right thing to do, and then 594 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:45,440 Speaker 1: they do it. That's okay too. If you were to 595 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:51,759 Speaker 1: get a tattoo, would it be a Lombardi trophy in 596 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,080 Speaker 1: which one? Would it be one? Five or six of them? Lords? 597 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,239 Speaker 1: You get one for each toe. That's painful to remove 598 00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:58,880 Speaker 1: them they put them on. 599 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:00,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, you wouldn't want to do that, That's. 600 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:05,279 Speaker 1: What they say anyway. So anyway, what are you doing 601 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:05,960 Speaker 1: for the holidays? 602 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:10,040 Speaker 3: I've got I did my early Christmas was the Arizona trip. 603 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:13,279 Speaker 3: Oh okay, So so I'm Scott free. I'm here to 604 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:15,520 Speaker 3: fill in for whoever may or may not be gone. 605 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,799 Speaker 1: So well, will what will you do on Christmas? Dage 606 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,440 Speaker 1: you work the Vikings game in any way shape or 607 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,280 Speaker 1: fund for the Vikings Radio network audio network. 608 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,680 Speaker 3: Thankfully, I'm going to put together a little preview bit 609 00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:28,080 Speaker 3: that I do for Vikings pre games later today. Other 610 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,160 Speaker 3: than that, I'm Scott free tomorrow, so I get to 611 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,440 Speaker 3: sit and do. I think I might go with it 612 00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,520 Speaker 3: to the gals family at some point, so that'll be fun. 613 00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,319 Speaker 3: I got nothing, and I'm I'm okay with that. Yeah, 614 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,400 Speaker 3: I'm okay with just making it a day where you 615 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,719 Speaker 3: can just relax and not I don't need to have 616 00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,399 Speaker 3: the big you know, we did the matching pajamas thing. 617 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,680 Speaker 1: That wasn't my car, you know what I mean. I 618 00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,279 Speaker 1: got stuck doing that. But I don't need that. You 619 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,320 Speaker 1: just give me a day. I'm hoping to get, you know, 620 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,240 Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going to get for Christmas. 621 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:01,160 Speaker 1: I'm hoping that I get like Frankinson and mr something 622 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:06,239 Speaker 1: like that. It was big back in the day. It's 623 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,960 Speaker 1: huge back when, back in Bethlehem. But you got frankinsense 624 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:16,240 Speaker 1: and r What is frankinsense and murrh? So so like silver, 625 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,759 Speaker 1: silver and gold. I think frankinsense and murr is like 626 00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:26,160 Speaker 1: I think frankinsense it was a mad scientist to create 627 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:32,160 Speaker 1: it up. Mary Shelley wrote it was it was called frankinsense, 628 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:33,719 Speaker 1: and he was a monster and he had bolts coming 629 00:37:33,760 --> 00:37:36,719 Speaker 1: on the side of his neck. I think frankinsense is 630 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:42,319 Speaker 1: almost like it's it's like, what's the word I'm looking for. 631 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:48,560 Speaker 3: It's it's an aromatic yes, gum resin okaym trees right, okay? 632 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:54,480 Speaker 1: So, and then what's murr m y r r h. 633 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,439 Speaker 1: It's almost like incense and peppermints. 634 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,160 Speaker 3: Is a fragrant Bitter Tree resid so they're both Fell 635 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:02,240 Speaker 3: Tree residents. 636 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 1: I would want that for Christmas. Then why are you flying? 637 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,640 Speaker 1: That's what they gave the baby Jesus Frankinson's and Murmur four. 638 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:16,360 Speaker 2: Give them some lego mixed with wine, Lincoln Logs, that could. 639 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:21,120 Speaker 1: Be give him something you can play with, manlu So 640 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,120 Speaker 1: what's the best gift you ever got as a kid? 641 00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,720 Speaker 2: Oh? 642 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:26,839 Speaker 3: Good, I don't know if I can pick one out 643 00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:28,120 Speaker 3: off the top of my head. 644 00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:32,040 Speaker 1: I was a I got a lot of good games 645 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,640 Speaker 1: when I was a kid. Do you ever beg your 646 00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:39,080 Speaker 1: parents to open a gift early and they say, okay, 647 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,120 Speaker 1: you know, well, but what was crazy is how were 648 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:45,040 Speaker 1: they able to get Santa to make a special delivery. 649 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,239 Speaker 1: That's what was weird because they present they all care. 650 00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,120 Speaker 1: We'll let you open one gift. That's it. One gifts 651 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:51,520 Speaker 1: they stop wine you open on Christmas Eve before Santa 652 00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,960 Speaker 1: came there. It is It's like, that's pretty quick for 653 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,279 Speaker 1: Santa to come down. That's service man. I guess my 654 00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,120 Speaker 1: old man and my ma had a they had a 655 00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,879 Speaker 1: good vibe with old Saint Nick working relationship. I'll see 656 00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:05,359 Speaker 1: you next year. 657 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:06,920 Speaker 2: I'll see you next year. 658 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,399 Speaker 1: Thanks sitting in tonight. I do appreciate that. Thanks. Thanks 659 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,239 Speaker 1: for having me thy great job you as well. We 660 00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,719 Speaker 1: enjoyed a visit with you today, and happy holidays, Mery 661 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,279 Speaker 1: Christmas to all of you. I'll talk to you after 662 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:20,000 Speaker 1: the first of the year. Best of Dan Burrows next here, Evan. 663 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 1: Good night, folks, and good night missus Calabash. We're having 664 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,359 Speaker 3: Listen back to any of coming Man's programs by podcasting 665 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:38,000 Speaker 3: on the iHeartRadio app ORKFA dot com.