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Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of I Tell You what Doves

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Speaker 1: want to send it over to you. I want to

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Speaker 1: talk about the psycho hubby. Let's see, let's get some

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Speaker 1: people going here. Tell me what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Well, I just want to know what are some like

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Speaker 2: innocent behaviors that would make you think someone is a psychopath.

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Speaker 2: Because this past weekend we were at my friend Nick's cabin,

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Speaker 2: his wife Claire, their family cabin. They invited us to

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Speaker 2: Saturday morning. Everyone's in the living room except him. He

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Speaker 2: comes down. We're in sweatpants, hoodies, comfy clothes if you will.

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Speaker 2: He comes down in jeans to relax Saturday morning in jeans.

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Speaker 3: Why do guys do that? Hawthorne does that too.

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Speaker 4: He will just lounge in jeans and I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 4: we're not going anywhere.

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Speaker 3: You have joggers, you have shorts, put them on.

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Speaker 1: I'm completely disappointed in this story. It's really hoping. He

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Speaker 1: was coming down like with a machete. He was like,

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Speaker 1: I'm mad, I don't sleep well and is going to die.

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Speaker 1: That to me is psychotic behavior. Coming down in blue jeans.

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Speaker 1: I understand, Yes, I do understand. I don't like those

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Speaker 1: people either. I used to be that guy. I get

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Speaker 1: up in the morning, I go put on blue jeans.

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Speaker 1: I don't remember how long of it. It was a long

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Speaker 1: time ago, and maybe it was COVID. Then COVID changed me.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm pajama guy. I'm pajama guy. Over. I walked

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Speaker 1: my dog in pajamas. I lift them up a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Looked like I'm where knickers kind of because I don't

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Speaker 1: want to get them all sloppy on the bottom. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I go get the mail of my pajamas. I don't

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Speaker 1: go to Walmart. I'm not saying that anything's wrong with that.

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Speaker 1: I don't go to Walmart. My pajamas or targeting my

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Speaker 1: pajama never were the sponge bottoms. Never targeted my pajamas

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Speaker 1: you have. I don't go to in my pajamas. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you gotta wear a suit. Bear.

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Speaker 3: We used to when we would go to horse shows.

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Speaker 1: Though that's by the way.

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Speaker 3: We would go to horse shows that are like a

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Speaker 3: week long. Okay.

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Speaker 4: When I was a kid, and so my brother sawyer,

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Speaker 4: I will call him out. He would go to these

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Speaker 4: horse shows and when we were there, we would sleep

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Speaker 4: in the barn and that was like normal. Okay, So

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Speaker 4: you're there for about a week and you get things

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Speaker 4: all set up. He would keep his shoes on the

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Speaker 4: whole week. He wouldn't take them off.

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Speaker 1: What that's a psychopath that's wearing Yeah, bed, No, there's

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Speaker 1: nothing wrong with wearing socks. Why do people say that's

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Speaker 1: a big deal.

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Speaker 3: If they're I think if they're clean socks, it's fine.

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Speaker 4: But if you're wearing your socks from the day to bed,

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Speaker 4: that's disgusting. I think if they are clean, fresh news socks,

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Speaker 4: and you just want what's.

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Speaker 1: A big deal just because your feet sweat, Do you

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Speaker 1: want the germs from what your shoes from your feet? Like? No,

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Speaker 1: your feet are in your socks. Your socks are in

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Speaker 1: your shoes you wear the day.

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Speaker 3: There's germs around your house too.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's like dirt and grossery.

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Speaker 1: I clean my house, I do. I got one of

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Speaker 1: those vacuums and even mops. You wear socks to bed? No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: good No? But my wife I bought her these. She

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Speaker 1: wears like these little footy things, and she's pretty good

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Speaker 1: about it most of the time because she has the

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Speaker 1: most ice cold feet of any human. Not that I

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Speaker 1: go around and check, but her feet. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: like it's ice cubes. It's like taking liquid nitrogen and

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Speaker 1: spraying it on your calves when she warms them up

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Speaker 1: on me at when when she's not wearing socks. So

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Speaker 1: I bought these fuzzy socks. They're really comfy too. I

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Speaker 1: might wear them occasionally. They're fuzzy, little pink little things,

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Speaker 1: some of her white gray, and and they're really comfy

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Speaker 1: and they're really warm, and they're only for like nightwear

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Speaker 1: you go around the house, I guess, But I mean

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Speaker 1: I don't see him wearing them at night. White is

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Speaker 1: looking at me weird because you just said that you

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Speaker 1: wore them, stretched them up, because she's got these little

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Speaker 1: feet and I've got these, you know, big old honkers.

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Speaker 4: No, I was just looking at you funny because you

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Speaker 4: went on for a long time about soft, luffy socks, and.

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Speaker 1: I like, dude, like well, like I was when Numbnuts

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Speaker 1: came down the stairs wearing blue jeans and I was

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Speaker 1: waiting for, like said machete or something. I was waring

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Speaker 1: for Rambo to come down to the ar.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, blood covered jeans, that's a story.

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Speaker 4: No, how about my brother wearing steel toe boots for

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Speaker 4: a week straight.

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Speaker 1: That you don't say that, I guess I did? You

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Speaker 1: said steel? He went to sleep in the boots all

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Speaker 1: week ste steal tall.

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Speaker 4: They were like the red Wing style, tall, like ankle boots.

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Speaker 3: And then eventually when you finally would take.

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Speaker 4: His boots off, heel, he would peel that sock off

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Speaker 4: and his just look like.

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Speaker 3: Shriveled off.

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Speaker 1: Gonna.

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Speaker 3: It's just like wrinkled up in white.

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Speaker 1: So they've had no they never they didn't breathe for

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Speaker 1: a week.

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Speaker 4: I think if he took a shower during that week,

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Speaker 4: he would obviously take them off.

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Speaker 1: You think, I think, or did you just say I'm

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Speaker 1: just gonna clean my boots at the same time? You

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Speaker 1: farm people, I mean, you do you like? You like

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Speaker 1: wearing those boots all the time?

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Speaker 3: All weird?

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Speaker 4: It's weird when you're at a horse show for almost

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Speaker 4: two weeks sometimes and you're sleeping in the barn, and

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Speaker 4: sometimes you just go to sleep like I don't know,

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Speaker 4: Sometimes you just make do with what you got and

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I guess your shoes on.

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's better than taking all your clothes

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Speaker 1: off and next to pigs or something, thank you their

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Speaker 1: horses or whatever. Well, like I was thinking, the fair,

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Speaker 1: we have everything in there, you know, because you guys

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Speaker 1: camp out at the fair too. Yes, you know there's

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Speaker 1: all sorts of animals in there to watch out for

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Speaker 1: them goats when you're naked.

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Speaker 4: The Minnesota State Fair barns aren't the best barnes to

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Speaker 4: sleep in because they're so loud.

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Speaker 1: Well, yeah, there's every there's everything in there. There's people,

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Speaker 1: they haven't split up, but there's chickens.

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Speaker 4: And at night it's not obviously like so chaotic because

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Speaker 4: it's closed out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, throw a raccoon in there, that'll liven things, help

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Perfect. Chickens are.

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Speaker 3: So that's my psychotic behavior that I've observed.

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Speaker 1: Well, this did advance a little bit. There you go

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Speaker 1: talk back on the iHeartRadio app. What's the question? How

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Speaker 1: did the start? Was some guy wearing blue jeans?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's psychotic behavior to wear blue jeans on

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Speaker 2: the weekend, on a Saturday while you're relaxing.

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Speaker 4: Well, make sure you stay in your lane and don't

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Speaker 4: do anything slightly different otherwise ups is going to call

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Speaker 4: you out in the radio.

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Speaker 1: Get line. Did you call him out? Oh? Yeah? Did

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Speaker 1: anybody else call him out?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, even his wife thinks he's a psychopath. Okay

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Speaker 2: for doing that, Well.

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Speaker 1: How did they ever get together?

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Speaker 3: Maybe that was the first time he wore jeans.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he doesn't doesn't have any pajamas. Maybe he wasn't

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Speaker 1: wearing underwear. It's better to see that than some guy

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Speaker 1: just walking down with you know, slim gym and the

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Speaker 1: twins bunching down the steps. Hey, whatdy? What's up? All right?

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Speaker 1: Talk back in the iHeartRadio web.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, keep your fans.

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Speaker 1: What is the what is the question? What are some

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Speaker 1: psychotic behaviors that are, like, I mean, other than just

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Speaker 1: walking around with the machete.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait for someone to come on and be like,

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Speaker 4: somebody try to kill me with a soup can.

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Speaker 3: That's psychopathic.

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Speaker 1: Well, it depends. If you're defending yourself, you're going to

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Speaker 1: take anything that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, self defense weapon, soup can.

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Speaker 1: You know, I would recommend getting the big one, yeah can,

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Speaker 1: the big one that's got the meteor one.

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Speaker 4: The giant dice tomatoes or whatever that's like the size

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Speaker 4: of your face.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I don't I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You don't want the can. You need the lid.

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Speaker 4: It's the lid that will really do, and my mom

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Speaker 4: wants to cut herself on the lid shows cut her

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Speaker 4: finger off with the lid of where I thought you were.

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Speaker 1: Going that we are now right now, we're finding out

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Speaker 1: who's truly psychotic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I have so many psychotic stories about my family.

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Speaker 3: We just I forget about them. We need to just.

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Speaker 1: Smart and then I go every morning, we'll do a

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Speaker 1: psychotic sense of your story. Let's kind of ring to it,

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Speaker 1: starting at like five forty or whatever. And by the

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Speaker 1: end of our career, which could be anytime. No, but

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Speaker 1: by the end of the career, you know, however many

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Speaker 1: years sham will maybe have Well, you'll just keep adding

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they just keep on developing.

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Speaker 1: My family, these are your this is your mom and dad.

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Speaker 1: Though not bowe yet, bones, not psychotic yet. Hawthorne just

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Speaker 1: wears blue jeans.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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