Speaker 1: It's Mojo in the morning show.
Speaker 2: It's funny because we send our topics to each other
Speaker 2: of what's going on, and uh, I am looking at
Speaker 2: our topics, you know, last night, right before I was
Speaker 2: going to get ready to go to bed, And as
Speaker 2: I was getting ready to go to bed and I'm
Speaker 2: looking at our topics, I realized I started having nightmares
Speaker 2: seeing a picture of Shannon with what looks like like
Speaker 2: a butcher knife or something. And I was like looking
Speaker 2: at this thing, going, oh my god, this is crazy.
Speaker 2: I've never seen like, uh, like a crazy uh Shannon
Speaker 2: picture side.
Speaker 1: Meat, but you do it.
Speaker 2: That's what it is in that picture. What is Explain
Speaker 2: to me why? And I read the topic, so I
Speaker 2: get I'm going to let you do the setup on
Speaker 2: this thing. But explain to me why you picked that
Speaker 2: particular knife as a threatening knife, because.
Speaker 3: It's the biggest one that I have. Okay, that's why.
Speaker 2: Explain why you had a picture took a picture of
Speaker 2: yourself with a meat cleaver.
Speaker 4: So well, when your parents are older and in the
Speaker 4: dating scene, on the dating scene.
Speaker 3: It's a really wild thing.
Speaker 4: And that is the case for my sisters and I
Speaker 4: right now, because my mom is on the dating scene
Speaker 4: on the apps, I guess you could say. And so
Speaker 4: the other night she was out and I actually didn't
Speaker 4: even know that she was on a date. My sister did,
Speaker 4: and we have a group chat, and so my sister, Jacqueline,
Speaker 4: had asked my mom to send her a location, because
Speaker 4: you want to kind of keep track of them and
Speaker 4: know who they're with and what they're doing, and you know,
Speaker 4: it's it's definitely gives you a little bit of anxiety.
Speaker 4: The tables have definitely turned when you have a parent
Speaker 4: that's dating. But we don't know these guys. We don't
Speaker 4: know anything about them. Neither really does she. So she
Speaker 4: didn't respond, and I said to my sister, like, we're
Speaker 4: all texting in the group chat as my mom is
Speaker 4: on her date and not responding. But I said to
Speaker 4: my sister do we know anything about this person? And
Speaker 4: my sister was like, no, we only know his name.
Speaker 4: I won't say his real name. We'll just call him
Speaker 4: Bob for the sake of this topic.
Speaker 1: That's a good guy name for a guy that Bob.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bob seventy from I don't know where this guy
Speaker 4: is from, Berkeley, Bob from Berkeley.
Speaker 3: But I'm like, you know, we don't.
Speaker 4: We don't need another Nancy Guthrie situation here where Mom
Speaker 4: just all of a sudden disappears. So my sister and
Speaker 4: I were talking about this, and I'm like, Mom, if
Speaker 4: you don't send your location, I'm going to start calling
Speaker 4: you NonStop, and we all do not want that to happen,
Speaker 4: because you know.
Speaker 3: I will actually do it.
Speaker 4: Well, then I got the idea of and I don't
Speaker 4: know why I thought about this, but I took a
Speaker 4: picture with the meat cleaver and I sent it into
Speaker 4: the group chat and I said, Mom, please show Bob
Speaker 4: from Berkeley this and it said don't f with our family, Bob,
Speaker 4: And it was me holding the meat clever because I
Speaker 4: wouldn't f with our family if I were you.
Speaker 1: Do you think your mom showed it to Bob from Berkeley.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: She then texted me on the side when she got
Speaker 4: home and she was like, I'm home safe.
Speaker 3: I'm dying laughing. She like, you're cracking me up.
Speaker 2: But I don't think that Bob from Berkeley would have
Speaker 2: seen that because of you know, that would probably end
Speaker 2: that date. It would probably be the last time Bob
Speaker 2: from Berkeley and your mom would be hanging out.
Speaker 3: With each other, or he would think, Wow, her family
Speaker 3: has a great sense of humor.
Speaker 4: Well, but I'm going to be in my best behavior
Speaker 4: with these crazy girls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which, by the way, you did do kind of
Speaker 2: like kind of crazy pic Like it was not just
Speaker 2: the thing, but I was looking at what do you
Speaker 2: mean it didn't look like a normal Shannon Instagram photo
Speaker 2: that I will see of you.
Speaker 3: Well, the scary thing is that was a very normal
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 4: A very normal photo. So I guess I'm just not
Speaker 4: because I wasn't trying to make any sort of face.
Speaker 4: The eyes kind of looked a little, a little glaring
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 5: I had to play into the role.
Speaker 1: It was a sinister smirk.
Speaker 3: It is a really scary thing.
Speaker 4: By the way, anybody who's listening who has a parent
Speaker 4: that's dating and they're a little bit older, you know,
Speaker 4: you have to kind of remind them all of the
Speaker 4: rules again of because my mom hasn't done this for
Speaker 4: you know, a long time of Yeah, don't give anybody
Speaker 4: your address right off the bat, like.
Speaker 3: Don't don't do this, don't do that, don't it's.
Speaker 5: And old people get preyed on just as much as
Speaker 5: young people.
Speaker 3: I worry about that. Yeah, with her.
Speaker 2: I wonder since the Savannah Guthrie thing where her mother
Speaker 2: was kidnapped, I wonder how many of those that you know,
Speaker 2: your mom's not to eighty though, right, she's not.
Speaker 3: No, she's going to turn seventy in a few weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I wonder how many of that generation that
Speaker 2: is out there is now more worried about things when
Speaker 2: they start hearing about missing eighty year olds.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, as a child of as her daughter.
Speaker 4: My sister and I actually just talked about this the
Speaker 4: other day with the ring cam, and we were like,
Speaker 4: mom doesn't even have a ring cam. We need to
Speaker 4: make sure that she has a ring cam on the front,
Speaker 4: you know, front side and back doors of her house.
Speaker 2: That's just a social thing, Yeah, because that was the
Speaker 2: Savannah's issue. Savannah made thirty two thousand or thirty two
Speaker 2: million dollars in a contract and she didn't buy her
Speaker 2: mom a subscription to her nest cam.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I feel like it's two levels of old people in
Speaker 6: this world. Either you got the old people that I've
Speaker 6: been through everything nothing matters, you know, I'll go and
Speaker 6: I go where you got the old people? That watch
Speaker 6: the news all day and they worried about everything. Yeah,
Speaker 6: do you though, which one do you think? In this case?
Speaker 1: This would be I don't know, Shanton Mama.
Speaker 4: My mom does not watch the news. She watches Real
Speaker 4: Housewives all day.
Speaker 1: So that's even.
Speaker 2: Worse though, if you're a Real Housewives mom, because then
Speaker 2: it's like you're going out there in your dating style
Speaker 2: is a little interesting.
Speaker 1: You're like the Real Housewives? Is your mom old school?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Did Bob from Berkeley come pick her up?
Speaker 3: I know nothing, I know nothing.
Speaker 4: Actually I didn't even catch up with her afterwards about
Speaker 4: this particular date, so.
Speaker 3: I need to get the details from her.
Speaker 6: Your mom got a blade? She got a blade on
Speaker 6: her a little over?
Speaker 3: Maybe I just.
Speaker 4: I have one of those birdies in my you know,
Speaker 4: in my person.
Speaker 3: I should give her one of those.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get her a little stun guns. Let's ask that
Speaker 2: question to the listeners. What is the best protective device
Speaker 2: for a seventy year old mother to go out with.
Speaker 2: Should it be the old fashioned you know, squirt them
Speaker 2: with mace? Or should it be she gets the uh?
Speaker 2: I don't know Chinese stars, because I feel like.
Speaker 6: You gotta be careful because you spread a seventy year
Speaker 6: old man with mace, he might not bounce back as
Speaker 6: quickly as a younger man.
Speaker 3: Berkeley could be fifty for all I know, she could
Speaker 3: be going younger.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 3: You know again I didn't have all the details.
Speaker 1: Does she like older guys or younger man?
Speaker 4: I think she has her her age range set to
Speaker 4: ten years below, ten years older, But there's I could
Speaker 4: never see my mom going out with an eighty year
Speaker 4: old guy.
Speaker 5: Ten years older.
Speaker 1: So you don't have much left at eighties.
Speaker 4: I mean these days you might inherit it. He might
Speaker 4: have two decades.
Speaker 1: What about if she went ten years younger? Though? How
Speaker 1: would you how would that make you feel?
Speaker 3: Like Zeeril?
Speaker 1: Could you picture her dating Jeff Saqua?
Speaker 3: I can't picture anybody dating Jess a picture?
Speaker 1: So could you picture yourself calling Jeff Saqua dad?
Speaker 3: No? I love him, but no.
Speaker 2: I talked to him a lot, you know, because you
Speaker 2: know Jeff is he spends the winters down in Florida. Yes,
Speaker 2: and he told me that the dating apps in Palm
Speaker 2: Beach are ridiculous. Like he said to me, he goes,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you it's unbelievable how beautiful the women are
Speaker 2: he's definitely not ten years younger.
Speaker 4: Probably, Yeah, and that is not the case for the
Speaker 4: Metro Detroit area. For men around Gauge, unfortunately, they are.
Speaker 4: They all look like if Morrison's going to talk about
Speaker 4: him on datelines in a few months.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jalen, what's going on? It's Joe in the morning. Hi,
Speaker 2: Well some guys, Good morning, morning, morning, morning.
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I was just saying, uh, thinking about this
Speaker 3: every body of the movie, Uh, Matete, it's like San Sete.
Speaker 1: You know, Shannon taking a picture with a machete. Is
Speaker 1: that the dude Mexico?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's a Matete movie, the guy with the
Speaker 7: big machetes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah, he's in everything.
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, that'd be crazy. You can Matti,
Speaker 1: but Matete sounds way cooler cold.
Speaker 2: You imagine if Shannon and her sisters walked into the
Speaker 2: restaurant with a bunch of uh.
Speaker 1: Would what's going on? Rob High?
Speaker 7: Hey, how are you good?
Speaker 1: Buddy? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Not much?
Speaker 7: You were looking for some suggestions on how to protect people? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 7: I was thinking that she could use the rabbit vibrator,
Speaker 7: uh or pleasure?
Speaker 1: So could you imagine about my mom here.
Speaker 3: Okay, no.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine though, that your mom has Mason her
Speaker 2: purse and she goes to reach for it pulls out
Speaker 2: the rabbits.
Speaker 1: That would be That would be crazy.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Mike thinks that you should get your mom
Speaker 2: something to protect her.
Speaker 1: What is that, Mike?
Speaker 7: I think she should have a life alert.
Speaker 4: You know, you die before she wore a life alert.
Speaker 2: You know what though, that actually wouldn't be a bad
Speaker 2: thing to have, though you because now they come really nice.
Speaker 2: They come as necklaces that don't look they look like
Speaker 2: really nice jewelry.
Speaker 1: Do they Yeah, they have life alert?
Speaker 5: Look at them?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, Because that was one of the rumors. I
Speaker 2: don't know if you realize this during the whole Savannah
Speaker 2: Guthrie thing. One of the rumors was when she got
Speaker 2: her pacemaker.
Speaker 6: This does not look nice, Mojo, that they were going
Speaker 6: to get her mom a life alert and they wish
Speaker 6: that they would have business men they could have gotten
Speaker 6: it first.
Speaker 5: When he fell down, Harpers.
Speaker 1: It looked like our parking little being on a rope. Well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't look nice at us. It's like a garage opener.
Speaker 2: The one that I the one that I saw when
Speaker 2: they were showing it on one of the news channels.
Speaker 1: They showed it.
Speaker 2: It looked like it was actually a necklace and it
Speaker 2: was just a button that you pushed that you wore
Speaker 2: around your neck. Remember the life alert, Oh I've fallen?
Speaker 2: How many dates a week do you or a month?
Speaker 2: Has your would your mom be going on? I know
Speaker 2: you said that it was just new, but.
Speaker 4: It's new, so she's she's had a coffee date. And
Speaker 4: then Bob from Berkeley that coffee.
Speaker 1: Dates like good dates, like I know they are.
Speaker 3: I mean, in my mind, perfect coffee date for first,
Speaker 3: what if it.
Speaker 5: Doesn't go good that they're not tied down to like
Speaker 5: dinner and a movie or something, figure out real quick.
Speaker 5: It's in the daylight hours.
Speaker 2: I feel like a coffee date is easier though, to
Speaker 2: just go it wasn't that great, Like it wasn't as exciting.
Speaker 4: See you read went for coffee and ended up staying
Speaker 4: for almost three hours.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then you can keep it going. No, you want
Speaker 5: to go here, next, you want to get lunch, you
Speaker 5: want to do this.
Speaker 2: I just feel like, honestly, there's not enough effort in
Speaker 2: a coffee date, especially if you're somebody that's in your
Speaker 2: seventies dating.
Speaker 1: What's going on, Patty? How you doing?
Speaker 3: Hey? Good morning?
Speaker 7: Hey.
Speaker 2: I would just say I think I might need.
Speaker 3: To go home and change my depense. O, well she
Speaker 3: has she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Mom has controls, Yes she does.
Speaker 3: She's a very young seven days.
Speaker 6: You say that when you don't want to see the
Speaker 6: person again, that's yes, that's the I gotta go.
Speaker 2: It's got to be weird to see your parent dating, Like,
Speaker 2: that's got to be kind of uh, you know, I
Speaker 2: know you're excited for it, but also it's kind of
Speaker 2: got to be a little bit weird.
Speaker 4: Well, it's it's not weird, to be honest, it's just
Speaker 4: nerve wrecking. And even the other night, I thought, should
Speaker 4: I make her share my sister and I share our
Speaker 4: location just for safety purposes? And I'm like, should I
Speaker 4: tell her that she has to share her location with us?
Speaker 4: I feel like that's a slight invasion of privacy, But
Speaker 4: also you worry, you know.
Speaker 2: I would think that you guys already would be sharing
Speaker 2: location and we don't. Yeah, because to me, I would
Speaker 2: do that now, like I'm telling you this whole thing
Speaker 2: with Savannah Guthrie's mom, I completely changed my feelings on
Speaker 2: any like. If my parents were still alive, they would
Speaker 2: be living in my house. I wouldn't even allow them
Speaker 2: to live by themselves because I'd be so worried about them.