Speaker 1: Diane, I want to ask you something and I don't
Speaker 1: want I don't want you to get angry.
Speaker 2: I love it when you preface the things no.
Speaker 1: And normally you're good, but I don't want you to
Speaker 1: get all like you know, you know.
Speaker 3: You don't. You don't have the thickest of eyebrows.
Speaker 4: I don't, right, They're very they're very faint, and I
Speaker 4: have to powder them in.
Speaker 2: I do know they paint in the ass.
Speaker 4: But I'm afraid to get the treatment where you what
Speaker 4: what treatment where it's like you tattoo your brows?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to get that derma planing.
Speaker 3: No, you don't get the tattoo. Don't get that.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't. No, no, I wouldn't. And then come sit
Speaker 4: in this room. Why it is very noticeable you would
Speaker 4: you would get whiplash looking at me if I came
Speaker 4: in with dermo planing. And I know because I've seen
Speaker 4: people who had done and it looks great, But it is.
Speaker 4: It is, especially at the beginning because it has to
Speaker 4: sort of settle in.
Speaker 3: Oh, like but tattooed twenty years It.
Speaker 2: Is real obvious.
Speaker 1: But are you saying, are you saying, it would be
Speaker 1: real obvious to me because I've seen you for twenty
Speaker 1: years with no eyebrows, but you have eyebrows.
Speaker 2: No, it's not derma planing.
Speaker 3: What's it called tattooing.
Speaker 2: It's essentially it's essentially a tattoo.
Speaker 3: You know what it's called funny.
Speaker 2: And they better get that arts right.
Speaker 3: No, No, but that's what I'm saying. Would it be
Speaker 3: shocking because.
Speaker 2: It's micro blade micro blading, that's it.
Speaker 3: Would it be?
Speaker 1: Would it be? Would it be? Would it be shocking?
Speaker 1: Because like I only know you without right or.
Speaker 2: What you seen me when I have makeup on and
Speaker 2: I put brows on.
Speaker 6: If Yeah, that.
Speaker 2: Says it's so naturally you don't even notice.
Speaker 1: I was just say I don't, I don't listen. I'm
Speaker 1: not the only one. Do you remember Diane with eyebrows?
Speaker 2: I mean I have them. They're just very faint.
Speaker 4: It's not like I overplucked to make them like paper thin.
Speaker 1: Right, But that is a problem. That is a problem, Yeah,
Speaker 1: of people who pluck them too much. But do you
Speaker 1: ever remember Diane with like an aggressive eyebrow?
Speaker 6: Aggressive? Now it sounds like a unibrow if you.
Speaker 3: Could sit No, not a unibrow. But if you could
Speaker 3: see Diane's eyebrows.
Speaker 6: You'd be like, that is aggressive, oh, Diane Davis.
Speaker 2: And the other reason is I'm terrified of a reaction
Speaker 2: to dyes.
Speaker 3: I understand that because remember what did you die that
Speaker 3: one time? It was your eyebrows?
Speaker 4: No, well yeah, because a lot of times when when
Speaker 4: you get your hair dyed, they'll use a little bit
Speaker 4: on your eyebrows.
Speaker 2: So it matches. That was not a good day.
Speaker 3: Well no, because remember it looked like somebody threw ketchup
Speaker 3: in your face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was horrible.
Speaker 6: Also funny that you're saying it was a day couple.
Speaker 1: Yes, but what about what about the other forms of
Speaker 1: eyebrow treatment?
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 3: The other forms of eyebrow treatment.
Speaker 2: It's not just microplaning, microplating whatever.
Speaker 6: I mean.
Speaker 2: I have a little like it's like a gel that
Speaker 2: I put on at night. Sometimes.
Speaker 6: It's supposed to under eyes.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to help with growth.
Speaker 3: The to to encourage you. Oh, Diane's got eyebrow rogaine?
Speaker 6: How long have you been using that, Diane?
Speaker 2: I don't use it.
Speaker 3: I don't use it.
Speaker 2: I don't use it religiously.
Speaker 4: And y'all laugh but it actually has helped just because
Speaker 4: they're very light in color.
Speaker 3: Diane, light and color and non existent. There are different things.
Speaker 3: They are there, Diane.
Speaker 4: If I have to get up, Kristen, do I have
Speaker 4: eyebrows or not? They're fate, they're there.
Speaker 1: I started this by saying, don't get mad, because you're
Speaker 1: getting getting mad.
Speaker 6: We just want your best self for the campaign posters.
Speaker 6: That's all, Diane. I am doing that, Diane, don't say
Speaker 6: what We all have to be a part of this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to do it.
Speaker 2: Oh he's gonna do a poster. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: Hey, can don't try to deflect. Let's get back to
Speaker 1: your eyebrows. So you don't want a microplane, you don't.
Speaker 1: The Roguin's not working here.
Speaker 4: It is grand brow enhancing serum. Yeah, it's brow pichia.
Speaker 4: I got it as a sample, and I'm like, it
Speaker 4: can't hurt.
Speaker 1: Wait line too, because I think I have another treatment
Speaker 1: for you, Hi, Elliot in the morning.
Speaker 6: I do hope there's an endgame antagonizing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, of course, or I wouldn't just bully
Speaker 1: now even bully.
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: Who's this.
Speaker 6: Matt Hey?
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 7: Matt Hey? So my wife has very thin and very
Speaker 7: faint eyebrows, and about five years ago she started going
Speaker 7: and getting it's like they die him and once they
Speaker 7: settle in, it's normal. But I love my wife. I've
Speaker 7: been with her for twenty years. I'm embarrassed to be
Speaker 7: seen with her in public. For the first two days,
Speaker 7: it's so grasp it it looks like a goddamn brown
Speaker 7: but then it but but then it settles in and
Speaker 7: it's school. It was fine, It's like, oh, there's a
Speaker 7: normal eyebrows. But until then, it's like she's constantly walking
Speaker 7: around going hey, stupid. She's constantly in shock.
Speaker 2: She's surprised.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're like, hey, everybody, what's happening.
Speaker 5: How you doing?
Speaker 3: All right? Very good, very good, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: What is this product?
Speaker 3: It's not a product?
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 3: It's not a product.
Speaker 6: Is it like a treatment?
Speaker 1: I would call it more procedure. Okay, eyebrow transplant it
Speaker 1: They take hair from your head and they transplant it
Speaker 1: to your eyebrow. Well, that sounds affordable. The it's not
Speaker 1: as expensive as you think it is. It's not cheap,
Speaker 1: but it's not as expensive as you think it is. Now,
Speaker 1: good news, it's your hair. Okay, it's coming from your
Speaker 1: head and they put it in like, isn't it like
Speaker 1: when you get hair plugs, Like, don't they use like
Speaker 1: hair from here and move it over here? No?
Speaker 4: You transferring follicles from the scalp to the brow area.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Cost anywhere between three and ten thousand dollars right, with
Speaker 4: some up to eighteen thousand dollars. Okay, well that's depending
Speaker 4: on where your it is that or which hair they use. Oh,
Speaker 4: three to eight hours under local anesthesia.
Speaker 2: It's a long time.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't do that to have natural you know, it's
Speaker 3: cheaper powder. Now, I will tell you what the one
Speaker 3: drawback is what they say grows fast like it grows
Speaker 3: like your hair. So it just keeps growing.
Speaker 2: So you're inna have there's a lot of maintenance post procedure.
Speaker 3: Well no, not not not a lot of maintenance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta get your get your waxing done.
Speaker 3: Then the Oh no, I don't know that you can
Speaker 3: wax it, don't pull it out. Yeah, do you wax
Speaker 3: the top of your head?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, you you have to get it cut, like when
Speaker 3: you go to the barbers, they have to cut it.
Speaker 6: He said, this is all hair from your head.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's your own hair.
Speaker 6: Just to be careful which follicles like where you're picking
Speaker 6: from the head. The head is not uniform in terms
Speaker 6: of hairs.
Speaker 3: Where does it grow the longest?
Speaker 6: Why would you want that? Wouldn't you want something kind
Speaker 6: of like a middle ground?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I was picking for Diane. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 3: know where that where Where on the head did they
Speaker 3: take it from?
Speaker 4: Not at the part that's where the grays are. Oh good,
Speaker 4: Now my eyebrows are gray.
Speaker 3: Good, I can see them, Diane.
Speaker 6: If anything, this before a photo of Jill should make
Speaker 6: you feel better. I mean she doesn't have anything, yes,
Speaker 6: she does. No, Elliott, where do you see an eyebrow?
Speaker 6: It's no, it's not it's no this what do you
Speaker 6: point to?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got an eyebrow right here.
Speaker 6: You're just like marking up the television with your finger grease.
Speaker 3: But is that not where the eyebrow go?
Speaker 6: Look at the difference.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, I don't like that in the pictures like
Speaker 3: here that she's made up and here it's.
Speaker 6: Like troll No. I mean they've got her hair pulled back.
Speaker 6: But outside of the haircut, which actually is the procedure.
Speaker 3: But don't look at her eyebrows. They look great, they do.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: How often is she trimming them? Oh a lot?
Speaker 3: No, you have to that, they said.
Speaker 2: The hair grows, so you have to go in with
Speaker 2: the little scissors yourself.
Speaker 3: Or the barber does. They say no, They said, the
Speaker 3: hair grows in aggressively.
Speaker 1: They said that it's hard, like I don't pay attention,
Speaker 1: but like part of your eyebrow grows up, in part
Speaker 1: grows over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where the arches right, I don't know, yeah here, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: this part like by the nose.
Speaker 2: How they grow in different directions kind of Yeah.
Speaker 3: One grows up, one grows over, they said.
Speaker 1: With this generally they all grow over and then down
Speaker 1: over your eye as they get long.
Speaker 6: Doctor Ben counsels patients to seriously consider the never ending
Speaker 6: trimming before signing up for this surgery. Even the finest
Speaker 6: hairs from the nape of the neck are not eyebrow hairs.
Speaker 6: These are hairs that could grow down to your feet
Speaker 6: if left it's unattended.
Speaker 3: Oh, Diane, you'll have what did they call that Rapunzel syndrome?
Speaker 1: But instead of like those women that could sit on
Speaker 1: their hair, yours are from your eyebrows.
Speaker 6: Most of his would be patients ultimately decide again the
Speaker 6: operation figures got trim hair, yes, because they get stared
Speaker 6: out of it.
Speaker 3: Only because you have to trim your hair. They don't
Speaker 3: get it, you know.
Speaker 1: They said a lot of people were running off to
Speaker 1: Turkey to get it done.
Speaker 2: Because it's so much cheaper.
Speaker 4: Or I don't know, people go and have like plastic
Speaker 4: surgery in other countries because it's a lot cheaper.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's where it started, but they said, wow,
Speaker 1: that looks fantastic.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, I'm assuming the bottom one is after.
Speaker 2: I mean, because it's ten times thicker.
Speaker 3: Yes, ew, it looks like it looks better on top.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because it looks like it's hair from her head.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't like how the bottom one looks, Diana.
Speaker 3: It'll look better on you, of course. I don't like
Speaker 3: how that looks.
Speaker 6: Oh it's ten thousand dollars per eye. Oh I thought
Speaker 6: that was the whole procedure. This is one woman spent
Speaker 6: twenty five thousand.
Speaker 3: Diane just needs one eye.
Speaker 6: That's it, and then just wear that pirate patch again.
Speaker 1: Is it? No?
Speaker 3: I thought I thought it.
Speaker 1: I thought it was eighteen thousand dollars for both or
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: For both achieving a natural look. This is kind of
Speaker 6: what you're saying. Can be tricky because of the way
Speaker 6: the brows grow. Yes, the hair's closest to the nose.
Speaker 2: Not through the bridge inside.
Speaker 6: Right here in the corner of my side the bridge,
Speaker 6: they slant upward, while those in the center follow a
Speaker 6: cross hatched pattern.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means. That's kind of like xes,
Speaker 3: Oh my eyebrows, do that I have good eyebrows. Well,
Speaker 3: I mean you could see mine.
Speaker 6: Doctor Jeff Epstein, christ.
Speaker 2: It's Jeff.
Speaker 6: It does say, Jeff, it does, say Jef. Jeff Fallicles
Speaker 6: says follicles are placed to mimic organic growth patterns so
Speaker 6: that they lie flat against the skin.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 6: He's based on out of Coral Gaber Coral Glee Gables
Speaker 6: of Florida.
Speaker 1: Diane, go down to Coral Gables. Isn't Coral Gables. We're
Speaker 1: a Miami right, Yeah, so you'll go there, you hang
Speaker 1: out by the way. You can go with that truck
Speaker 1: driver guy who's gott a cuban sandwich today?
Speaker 3: Wait, Chrissy Tigan had it done it?
Speaker 6: Says in twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that her eyebrows are her hairhead hair hed hair.
Speaker 3: Sorry man.
Speaker 6: Every other paragraph mentions doctor Jeff, I know how much
Speaker 6: faster they grow.
Speaker 1: Oh, they said that the eyebrows growing honest, will grow aggressively.
Speaker 6: This this one refers to it as weakly trimming. You said,
Speaker 6: even with admitting that you'd have to maintain and manicure,
Speaker 6: you said, it wasn't that bad. If you're having If
Speaker 6: it's noticeable after one week and you're having to cut,
Speaker 6: that's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but remember you got it because you didn't
Speaker 3: have anything.
Speaker 6: Oh, Gwen Stefani was an overplucker.
Speaker 2: God back in the nineties.
Speaker 1: They said that a lot of times that's how you
Speaker 1: end up with no hair, is that people pluck their
Speaker 1: eyebrows and then it doesn't grow back.
Speaker 3: No, no, it never grows back.
Speaker 6: I thought that she had pretty thick eyebrows.
Speaker 3: I can't even picture Gwen Stefani's eyebrows.
Speaker 6: How about Chrissy Tiggans the god?
Speaker 3: That's all I'll think of.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: By the way, can I tell you what to save
Speaker 1: you save your time on? Don't watch the New Star
Speaker 1: Search you watched it? And I watched an episode Jackie
Speaker 1: wanted to see. Quote, what's your old girlfriend doing?
Speaker 6: I mean everything online just says Gwen has a new face. Yea,
Speaker 6: so she's got had hair. Oh I think she's had
Speaker 6: a couple of procedures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, god yeah.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 3: Hey, do you know people that get ear fillers ear
Speaker 3: fillers in their ears?
Speaker 6: I'm wearing them to go to bed.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: No, but like like like your lobe or I don't
Speaker 1: know the you know Barbara Corkoran is yeah from Shark Tank,
Speaker 1: Shark Tank.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was reading an interview with her, like she was
Speaker 1: talking about like how on Monday she wakes up and
Speaker 1: she just sits on the edge of the bed and
Speaker 1: thinks about her day, like daydreams for an hour.
Speaker 3: Must be nice. The but she gets ear fillers.
Speaker 4: Oh is it like when your your piercing hole gets
Speaker 4: stretched out and then if you if you get a
Speaker 4: filler in it, it makes it look more presentable, Because
Speaker 4: that's what they said, it creates a firmer base for
Speaker 4: the better support of ear rings.
Speaker 3: Wait, Kristen, you know these what you knew that about Barbara? Oh?
Speaker 3: Did you know that Kristen loves her? She even made
Speaker 3: hard hand.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know Kristen watched Shark Tank the oh
Speaker 6: turn Yourself on I thought she was just trying to
Speaker 6: throw a cruise under the bus.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you love Barbara Corcoran.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I watched the documentary on her. We had to
Speaker 8: watch we well, I guess we didn't have to.
Speaker 2: But during what you know, what you have to do?
Speaker 3: What make a campaign poster? Anyway, go ahead.
Speaker 8: In one of my business statistics classes, we started each
Speaker 8: class watching Shark Tank, right, So that's how I got
Speaker 8: hooked on her. But then I watched the documentary on her,
Speaker 8: and yeah, she gets fillers because she loves to wear
Speaker 8: heavy ear rings.
Speaker 3: Oh so Diane's right. Yeah, so it's to make your
Speaker 3: whole looks about this.
Speaker 4: You get these piercings when you're like, you know, twelve
Speaker 4: thirteen years old, they're gonna and an if you do
Speaker 4: wear heavy earrings, they stretch, right.
Speaker 3: And Barbara's an older woman, Yeah.
Speaker 6: She's aged.
Speaker 8: She's very open about all the work she's gotten.
Speaker 3: Has she gotten a lot of work done?
Speaker 1: I believe, so she get the Does she know about
Speaker 1: Diane getting the eyebrow transplant?
Speaker 8: I remember her talking about like she's gotten her neck done.
Speaker 8: I believe, probably her face because she wants to. She's
Speaker 8: on Shark Tank every day, so she wants to appeal
Speaker 8: to the audience and not look olderly in act because
Speaker 8: she knows her stuff.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, yeah, no, that's fine. That's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I need her to get a
Speaker 1: face lift to know her stuff, but that's okay if
Speaker 1: it makes her happy now.
Speaker 6: When she was asked about the ear filler, she did
Speaker 6: not bring up ear rings or any jewelry. She said,
Speaker 6: when I go in for my filler, I have my
Speaker 6: ears pumped up, and when they go down and they're flat,
Speaker 6: I know it's time to go back in again.
Speaker 3: What does flat mean?
Speaker 8: They're not like like fuel yours?
Speaker 3: Okay, just the lobe.
Speaker 8: Do you see how they're you feel how they're like?
Speaker 2: They're not thin?
Speaker 3: No, they're puffy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that sounds bad, like, oh, my lobes are puffy.
Speaker 5: These ears are fat, like yeah, I mean there's a
Speaker 5: thickness to them. Yeah, so barbers are deflated.
Speaker 6: She says that she fills her ears as a barometer
Speaker 6: for her other filler.
Speaker 2: So it's like when the hourglass runs out.
Speaker 3: When her ears go flat, it's time to do. That's
Speaker 3: what Cruise does.
Speaker 6: Has he ever consulted on that?
Speaker 7: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Is he not here? I don't think so? Or is
Speaker 3: he moving Jen's stuff downstairs?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 8: I think they've all partake participated in helping.
Speaker 6: Out with that.
Speaker 3: They took her stuff. I don't know if it's gone.
Speaker 3: Oh it's in a bag.
Speaker 6: O sweet, you know, to a stick?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Very good, very good. So Diane's gonna get her eyebrows done.
Speaker 1: Cruise is getting his ears done.
Speaker 3: It's very busy.